The thread that saved /cum/ edition
>>72516397
>/cum/ Civil War?
>>72516444
Perhaps
Great thread
>>72516444
/dixie/ will rise again
>>72516486
Fix this image, the purple line at the top triggers me
>>72516513
Blame the frenchie who made the pic.
>>72516501
/Dixie/ General When?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOeKBMd1A70
I want to fuck Elizabeth May.
>>72516501
not be for /tex/
If I went to American and walked into the ghetto what would happen?
>>72516544
Also there's a random crooked white streak running across it
>>72516611
Not much probably. Just don't make a scene and stick to the day time hours.
>>72516640
What if somebody gets up in my shit, what do I do?
I think we need a third /cum/ thread.
>>72516660
Not sure. De-escalate the situation some how.
>>72516697
Umm, like buy some drugs and get out? Would being foreign help?
Makin nachos
>>72516663
We've had 40+ threads up before
Good times
>>72519819
>>72520030
Is there a problem?
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THIS THREAD IS TOO EARLY TO BE USED
>>72520069
No
I love American people.
>>72520163
gay
>>72520163
Want to jiggle my belly?
>>72520182
>>72520163
I love litvu posters.
>>72519500
some American
>>72519536
he made her check out cuck porn
Just as I fucking started to cum my god damn phone decided to take me out of pornhub and hit me with another fucking update alert
God damn I hate this fucking piece of shit phone so god damn much
>>72520364
>54 million dollars in debt
How do you fuck up so much?
>>72520388
>watching pornhub on your phone
what the fuck?
Stop watching porn
rip cummies
>>72520450
rip u
>>72520436
I am an inter-dimensional being
Kick it! Let's start the party!
>>72520427
Yes people watch pornhub on their phones you fuckin retard its called "jerking off inthe bathroom when your family is home"
You wouldn't know anything about it obviously since you just sit ikn front of yout computer all day and just let your seamen accumulate under your desk because your parents have already given up on you and rarely step foot in your room, faggot
>>72520522
True.
Anyone got more of these?
>>72520450
Sup Paha.
Dead thread, sad!
>Just hit RNH
Tiem for bed LAWL lol
>>72516550
Drunk liz may is the queen of /cum/
Got warned on /mu/ for making a taylor swift thread
>>72520596
As you should be.
>>72520599
Why
good night thread
>>72520604
Nothing can come of taylor swift-posting on the music board of 4chan.
>>72520571
go green party!
hello
>>72516550
>>72520571
>>72520650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk7-cVwnhNI
>
>>72520666
hey, Be'elzee.
>>72520683
alberta is a fart in the room
Negro modelo > dos equis
>>72520388
you get phone viruses that way idiot
>>72520683
QP is so embarrassing. Everybody argues like children
>>72520758
Excellent combination
>>72520756
Haven't gotten a single one in the 3+ years I've been doing it you rancid homo
Please kill yourself for being so god damn stupid
>>72520666
sup diabolic execration
>>72520773
I don't need porn unlike you loser I get fucked on a daily basis by my gf
pic related
>>72520786
Haha is that it? My gf is 10 times hotter than yours
Pic related
>my hand is my gf so funny xd
>>>/reddit/
>>72520845
Fuck off beaner I'll rape your family if you say that shit again
Build wall
>Fuck off beaner I'll rape your family if you say that shit again
man
this game's great, but its outright infuriating sometimes
How many beers does it take to actually get drunkey
>>72520966
depends on your tolerance
>>72520966
>>72520966
for me probaly 8 or 9
>>72520981
and the beer.
>>72520966
Between 1 and inf depending on the volume of beer per can, the alcohol percentage of the beer, the amount of fat you've eaten recently, the amount of time between drinking cans and your tolerance.
ello ello ellooooo
>>72521012
autism
>>72521043
Stupid questions deserve autistic answers.
If you're going to live in the US, it should be mandatory that you speak english
>>72521055
it isn't a stupid question, you know what he means
if enough people respond he can extrapolate an answer
>>72521077
I prefer the autism.
alrite lads
thinking about doing a 'eep
*sprays the thread*
could you imagine posting in a thread that wasn't made for you but pretending like it was? lol
DUUUUUDEEEEEEE
RUUUUUDEEEEEEE
I wish I had people to play mahjong with
>>72521022
*blows weed smoke at you*
>>72521222
>Smoking weed
Degenerate faggot
Off yourself
>>72520966
shotgunning like 4-5
normally like 6-7
>>72521267
*spits at you*
fuck off slag, know your place
>>72521281
>slag
>>>/brit/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/kys/
reeee
>>72521222
dont pls
>>72521022
sup Latvya
>>72521338
nutin much
sup Ameryca
In a perfect world I'd have marijuanas and alcohols right now
>>72521360
In a perfec world your mother yould have aborted you.
>>72521348
just feeling like I'm about to throw up again
>>72521360
In a perfect world this wouldn't make me siiick
>In a perfect world I'd have marijuanas and alcohols right now
>>72521373
I warned you Mexico, now the fuck train is coming to your whole next of kin
>>72521384
>>In a perfect world I'd have marijuanas and alcohols right now
>>72521379
why
stop doing drugs
>>72521401
Do NOT tell me what to do
>>72521401
but I can't
drugs are just so GOOD *does more drugs*
>>72521392
I dont know how can you even remotely begin to think that your posts are worth the few bytes spent on storing them.
Why aren't you asleep?
>>72521419
its barely past midnight
>>72521419
Finals aren't until wednesday
>>72521419
I have night fever!!
>>72521426
It's 2:09am
>>72521415
They're worth more than yours faggot
Go behead some more kids why don't you
>>72521419
Sleep is for gays
>>72521426
This
>>72521406
>>72521407
you cant stop me
stop breathing
>>72521441
Is it in Nowhereland?
Hm. That's quite interesting.
>>72521441
uh, its 12:10
>Arizona back in sync with RNH
feels good man
Honestly cant believe that countries can agree with the daylights saving thing but not on when to do it.
I guess im gonna be stuck with a bunch of califags at night because we arent changing our clock 'till like a month from now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6VC9zAd6lM
this song feels like being wrapped in a big ol warm blanket
>>72521474
I'm just a calfag who's been nocturnal for the past 5 years
Think up an introspective quote and type it into google
Guarantee you it's been done before
Creativity is dead
>/vg/ doesn't have a dedicated Binding of Isaac general
perplexing
anyways, anyone else here play?
YEAH YOU SHOOK ME
>>72521549
they probably did, but its been out for YEARS, dude
ran over a snake today
thought is was just a skin, but then I saw his squashed body
Being a junkie doesn't seem like a bad gig
If you're lucky you'll die tripping
>>72521534
https://libraryofbabel.info
>>72521549
Everytime a new expansion was released there was a short-lived one that died out as soon as everyone got their cheevo's.
Such is the fate of roguelites.
>>72521584
Rad
>>72521570
how did you feel
>>72521603
are you the leaf that got me hooked on nethack?
>>72521659
Probably not. I'm not a huge fan of 'hacks.
>>72521584
>every conversation you've ever had, imagined having, and could never imagine having are all contained in an algorithm on this website.
IN MANY WAYS, I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS
*blows into the microphone*
>>72521711
woah....
>>72521655
fine
snakes are ugly
I'm glad Bajachan is dead
just found out I have a hole in my sock
CUM MOAR LIKE DED
>>72521788
real CHI hours
Just found out I have a hole in my cock
not a big fan of white people tobehonest
>>72521826
How did you pee?
real Latvian hours
>>72521835
From my urethra
linkedin is the end game of social media
polished people interacting purely as a brand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9rBP4MEEBU
>>72521937
*Upvotes*
>>72521946
The SC anime was mediocre at best.
to: 63
you're stupid
72521962
the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Is this the end of cum?
>>72522029
RIP
Stop using a US proxy, varg.
>>72522039
cum had a good run
just let it die
>>72522052
gonna let you die from a heroin overdose off of 99
>tfw you will never a be a working class white opiate addict in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIPRFitgIc4
We're (We're) ready (ready) to (to) party! (party!)
We're ready to party, we're ready! I hope you bring lot's of spaghetti!
Come on in , come to the place where fun never ends! Come on in, it's time to party with Garfield and friends!
Dancing , Fiesta! , Romancing, Siesta!
Samba , La Bamba, Eye Carumba!
Disguises (Disguises), surprises (Surprises)
and pies of,(and pies of) All sizes!
Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends. Come on in, it's time to party with Garfield and Friends! Garfield and friends!
i push my fingers into my
>>72522078
I'm ready to party.
ohh yeah!!!
>>72522078
goodnight
come down and sample out hospitalities sometime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oItlCGLgbqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSVNbxjdvv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jEM8-Gbknk
Why don't more people reply to my shittyposts
Fuck all of you, no wonder you losers are browsing /cum/ on a monday morning
Getting into relationships sounds like volunteering for glorified babysitting with a happy ending every once in a while, or am I being too much of a virgin to understand?
@72522154
why cant I ever SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP
>>72522179
it sort of is. at its best, you have a really good friend to hang out with, but it still feels babysitting. except instead of discipline, you have to let the brat have her way like 80% of the time
>>72522253
Having a best friend slash fuckbuddy for life is what I really want out of the opposite sex, I just don't know if I want to put up with the whole "gotta be the ''''leader'''' in the relationship" meme.
I'd rather we go half n half, if you get what I mean, otherwise, having to juggle life and that just sounds exasperating.
I want life to be more than organizing varying degrees of work.
>>72522179
I have go diarrhea squirt!
>>72522326
its a meme, maybe you might find a girl that can step up to the plate but theyre fucking rare and usually demand a near perfect man
gl nigga
might become a cop
beating up degenerates for a living sounds nice
>>72522557
fascist pig
might become a preacher
yelling at degenerates for a living sounds nice
>>72522557
To bad that's not their job.
>>72522568
what is their job then
might become a plastic surgeon
mutilating degenerates for a living sounds nice
interesting
>>72522557
It seems like nowdays your simply the victim of disrespect and aggression, while the media and the left is always blaming you.
>>72522591
I don't like it.
>>72522591
pajeet keep it off the street
>>72522578
To protect citizens of the U.S
To keep the peace
To uphold the constitution
>>72522591
yotsuba B or go home
>>72522617
that entails beating up degenerates
>>72522625
it is just a feature in Microsoft edge
>>72522578
to shoot people of African nativity
If i was black my name would be Tyrone
>>72522644
I don't know how you guys handle it in the different states, but here, you'll probably face some kind of investigative procedure and get sued afterwards.
>>72522686
He'll get fired and then possibly taken to court f the family wishes to take legal action basically. Unless he kills someone then the state takes it to court
>>72522700
I see, you're doing it in a similar way. I don't know, I think being a cop in america right now, if you shoot some black guy for what reason ever, it always causes chimpouts etc. it seems kind of insane at this point. I don't understand what these people want, like some kind of hall pass (I don't know if you could say it like that in english too) for blacks and other minorities. Of course it's sad when people get shot, but most of them die for a reason. Maybe I misunderstood the point of the good-faith exception, but I think it should be applied in all cases, no matter the color of the person that got shot.
>>72522786
It's just people being anti-cop at the end of the day. My uncle is a damn computer technician for a police department, never works the field. But even he has to deal with some of the bullshit, and it's in area that doesn't even have much serious crime, at least to my knowledge.
And your English was correct, but I don't know what the "good-faith" exception is, but if it's like stand your ground or something, then the times it would work is very hard to tell legally.
>>72522825
As I understood it the good faith exception is something that might be brought up in a legal process against a cop. In this case the jury has to take the whole situation into account and the idea is that a cop doesn't act against the law on purpose or something, I don't really remember the whole thing that well, I might take out my documents about it again and read about it again but it might take some time.
The problem seems to be that the journalists are to removed from the reality nowdays. It's the same here.
This year our police controlled north africans on new years eve, and the greem party complained about it. No matter what you do as a cop, it's always wrong. The lack of respect by migrants for our police here is sickening, and the worst thing is that a lot of people still solidarize with them.
>>72522625
this
hey you, stop drinking
*hugs you*
What happened on this webm >>72516581 right there?
>>72523481
I'll tell you when you're old enough.
tfw when i'm drunk i agree with donald A LOT
dont die on me
no cums online?
what le fug!!
*YAWWWWNN*
*scratches self*
Mornin' cumdumps
>>72527386
had you coffee yet?
>>72527528
Coffee is bad for you, I'm eating strawberries and a banana and drinking OJ
im gooigna nut
>>72527689
how would it be bad
it activates my almonds and speeds up my pipes
>>72527774
It causes homosexuality and a superiority comlex
>>72527803
non non no
im high test, not homo
check mate atheist
Antioxidants
Healthy fats
Weight loss
Fires up the neuron cannon
>>72528065
coffee industry disinfo
>>72528110
so why do you think coffee is bad
due to estrogen?
>>72528328
>coffee has estrogen
HORK
*slams down 20 kilograms of coffee*
>>72528328
People who drink it every morning become dependent on it to wake up and be functional
>>72528398
that does not mean that coffee is bad because weak minded people can become addicted to it
sugar is way more addictive than coffee
i personally drink for the taste of coffee
>>72528498
It gives me heartburn and I don't like drinking caffeine in the morning, it makes me tired later in the day and makes me feel miserable.
*eats a whole bunch of food in the morning*
*feels slow and sluggish the rest of the day*
>>72528851
this
le insuling spikes
>I'm eating strawberries and a banana and drinking OJ
only fructose tier
>>72528942
wat
>have a quiz today at uni but just want to stay home and remain /comfy/
>>72528971
i though you were referring to the other poster above
Had mcgonalds for breakfast
>>72529004
see
>>72527803
it's starting. you'll be suck dix in no time
>>72529188
no, im not mentally ill
>me with ur mum
This is SO me LOL
https://youtu.be/p50LcT13tx0
Think of how miserable life would be if Trump hadn't won the presidency
Looked at an old picture of me and realized how ugly I am
>>72529794
ur beautiful [spoiler] to me [/spoiler]
lost 3 of my 5 friends today
what do
>>72530134
what happened?
>>72530134
stop doing drugs
>>72530226
they excluded me for the last time
https://youtu.be/co6WMzDOh1o
my mirror lied I'm not handsome at all
REEEEEE
lads i feel like im dumb but i dont do any sort of drugs or depressives
what do i do
*farts*
>>72531217
so are we posting meme frogs now? I've edited my OC.
Illyrian toad?
o-ohayo gozaimasu~ >///< *pomf*
d-do any of u wanna go 2 the movies? :3
still upset that I'm actually ugly buds
>>72532400
Lol
Did /dixie/ die already?
>>72532998
Yanks win again
>>72533014
The South will rise again... or whatever, I'm too lazy to keep up with this.
Should I get Breath of the Wild buds
>>72531569
I really, really, really like this vapeman.
>>72533256
>paying $400 for one game
>>72533256
yep
>>72533416
>
I already have a Pii U
>>72533256
>bing, bing, WAHOO!
>>72534263
Is it reasonable to disregard MSM approval rating polls in light of their election predictions?
>>72534949
Yes lol
>>72534949
You can disregard them since they always shill the Gallup poll which is skewed left and they never mention the Rueters poll which has disapproval and approval more even and allows respondents to report mixed feelings
>tfw you remember you're american
>tfw you remember trump is your president
afternoon, gents
moving to the us soon, got a job there paying literally three times what i'm getting now
god bless
>>72535554
hey handsome
Hello good afternoon transatlantic allies...
>>72535554
It's only 9:50 I just woke up cocksucker
>>72535245
This pepe makes no sense, he has a surfboard yet he's surrounded by leaves and trees
>>72535684
It's how he makes peace with holding the reigns to his own destiny
>>72534949
Just look at the Reuters poll
>>72535643
not a fan of this unwarranted aggression
>>72535627
pls b in london, ON
>had gauges when I was a dumb kid
>took them out almost a decade ago
>still have indents in my ears where they use to be but now they look like earring holes
don't be a normie kids, it's not worth it
>>72535727
just look at my pole
welcome to flavortown
>>72535606
Good bud
>>72535882
What in the hell made you think they were a good idea?
Even as back as a teenager myself I thought they were retarded.
>>72535684
>he hasn't taken a surf board out onto a lake during the fall before
I use to do this in northern NH at overnight camp. It was comfy as fuck
>>72535882
>being a normie means being a trendhopper
lmfao
>>72536060
>implying I hopped
>>72536150
where do you even live where plugs were considered acceptable? williamsburg, portland, la?
>>72535922
*stares at it*
>>72536221
Chicago during the early/mid 2000s
>>72536241
tfw I'm back in ameriga
>>72535606
Did you get health insurance through your employer?
>>72536260
is the near north side more of a hipster or professional mix? i imagine rent is quite high
fuck shit cock bitch nigger piss slut dick spic faggots cunt ass whore kike pussy
>>72536304
both and it is, but I was still a kid and didn't have to pay rent
This dane is going to get 'it'
Reminder that if you feel sluggish just do some push ups then stand up for a bit
>tfw my family thinks I'm a queer now because they caught me listening to Dancing Queen
>>72536723
Implying you don't find traps cute
>log into rebbit
>6 replies
>panic
>log out of reddit
the only thing keeping me alive is my waifu
>>72536281
How was it?
>>72536863
*steals your waifu*
>>72536966
*dies*
>>72536909
it was lots of fun. there was cool castles and stuff. it was also nice being able legally drink at night when we weren't performing or sightseeing. I don't really drink at all here even though I could. I drank a lot on two nights and I don't think it really effected me much. ok rate this amount of alcohols to have within about 2 hours . 2 pints of hard cider, 1 rum and coke, 1 brandy shot thing, and 5 Lemmys. I was a tiny tipsy but still 100% functional. basically I was just a little less nervous to talk to people I don't know well
Absolutely no monetary compensation?
i no longer enjoy the things i used to enjoy
Where'd everyone go?
i went to tie a noose
>I go to bed and the thread moves so slowly that we're still on the same one by the time I wake up
face it, you guys NEED me
i was looking for info about the Ainu people and my Bing™ search turned up a result from stormfront so i decided to read it
turns out the Ainu were actually Aryans and were the first Samurai
the Japanese forced the Ainu to race mix with them so that they could eliminate the obviously superior people in what was the first White Genocide.
They then closed their borders to Europeans out of fear that other whites would meet the Ainu, establish a base on Hokkaido and conquer Japan
can't believe the US public school system hides our history from us like this
>>72538218
>got off 4chan yesterday
>threads have been dead ever since I went
Obviously I'm the one who's needed
>>72538232
Wrong. The Ainu were black.
>>72538262
I went to ireland. got back a few hours ago and all threads are ded. not so sure buddy
>>72538445
The threads died as soon as you got back.
:thinking:
>>72538502
>can't sleep while away
>check /cum/
>last post 23 hours ago
hmm
>tfw it's actually me the one you need
heh
we will fight them on the beaches
>>72538367
its true
Yayoi were white people oppressing the black natives of Nippon
>>72538622
damn sea people
>>72538659
*raids Egypt*
nothin personnel.....
>>72538659
when i was younger i remember genociding a bunch of sea monkeys i had
>>72536508
Best post in this thread if I'm being frank.