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Job hunting edition
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>>71506660
>>71506841
>>71507113
>paltry amount of (You)s
>still going
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>>71507041
I thought as much, the new guy seems like a big shift to the right from Fernández de Kirchner.
Tim Vickery spoke about it for a minute when he gave his weekly South–American round–up of news on talksport today.
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>Get into a conversation with an Irishman on 4chan
>100% of the time he ends up being a homosexual that gets really angry when he's mocked for being a homosexual
You cunts make me wish Cromwell had succeeded.

And I'm Irish.
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ah yes
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why don't women like me
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sending a big fat FOY to Gordon

>slaw
>daytona
>sliders

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVMjfq4SAB8
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famous dex is the smart man's musical choice
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The ol' breath smells
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>>71507202
i gave up after the tenth time going to that one shitty expensive club that they always want to go to
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Finished watching the "People vs. OJ Simpson" show

It was good but its fucking clear OJ committed the murders and only got accquited because of the majority black jury shit
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>>71507234
Swear mines getting worse as time goes on

I clean my teeth and everything

Might have to carry gum around with me
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>>71507212
-ugly
-out of shape
-poorly dressed
-lack of personality
-no visible benefits to being with you

all of the above
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Rate
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Feel really bad for fathers of people like Charli
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me
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>>71507122
[gives an unwated (You)]
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what did he mean by this?
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>>71507246
Well answer and tell them you don't enjoy clubbing then
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I really really like women lads
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>>71507274
Um I'm actually a 9/10 brick shithouse with a vibrant style and a wicked, nihilistic sense of humour
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>>71507330
bit straight
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No Muslim Ban - Oppose the racist Trump
No to Islamophobia & anti-Semitism
Stop scapegoating migrants
Black Lives Matter
Refugees Welcome
End Prevent
Celebrate Multiculturalism
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>>71507226
i dont like the way he says "onion"
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>>71507306
nice, wheat beer fan?
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>>71507287
feel really bad for fathers of people like you
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>>71507234
>>71507264
tonsil stones probably lads

I've got them and they're fucking vile, started using syringes of water to clean out the little trenches behind my tonsils to get rid of them
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when peeing you should wash your hands before methinks
the penis is way cleaner than the hands
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Can you spare some change so I can BUURRRPPPPKTHH get food mate

nah don't want your fucken coppers give me that fdiver
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>>71507348
excellent post
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Right, I have a list here of posts you made on the website Four Chan dot org here that have been flagged as concerning, would you please step outside so we talk about them?
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>Tfw you are Horace whimp

https://youtu.be/aq0szCX7A1Y
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>tfw aspie tier communication skills and 3/10 facial aesthetics
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>>71507383
fantastic gimmick

>>71507407
diabolical gimmick
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Hello...?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=UKUmsc06TPU


hmmm yes, fascinating
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get on your bike
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All kiwis should be killed
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>>71507383
Fuck off ya dirty thramp you'll take what you're given
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>>71507441
heyy x
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hi guise
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need to get myself a gun
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Is this worth a listen lads?
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>>71507475
nice contacts ya pleb
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>>71507441
hows it foing
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>>71507491
for what purpose
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>>71507241
another good post
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>>71507495
fantastic album

meme status but warranted
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>>71507506
shant tell
wont harm other people though
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can't stop wanking ffs
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Got yourself a gun
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>Ozzy Man Reviews

yeah swerve that
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>>71507506
don't reply to people near me ever again
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>>71507495
>but don't hate her, when she gets up to leave
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Ah yes the so called Labour party which alienates the working class so they can get brownie points for trying to help people who believe in a magical goat fucker that raped a nine year old girl hundreds of years ago

Really dun thunk
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will NOT lie, would quite like a day off tomorrow.

hhmmmmm
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I had a dream I got a prank call from Americans last night, but I called them Canadian and insulted their milk bags
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>>71507497
t. jelly paki
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Source on this slag pls
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>>71507475
Hi good sir my missus is pregnant shes stuck in the car weve run out of petrolKKKCHHH KHTU just need 50p mate to spend on specia-spend on petrol t oget to the hostpitol mate my wifes pregnant
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>Replying to a post with "good post" or "bad post"

Could you cease this and provide some original and humorous input instead? Goodness, you people are brain stunted knuckleheads
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>>71507571
just do what i do and don't turn up
t. uni student
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>>71507567
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>>71507545
pls don't harm yourself either lad, life is precious, thanks for listening.

>>71507559
hola
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>>71507587
shit legs la
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>>71507556
australians?

thats HELLA FRICKIN EPIC
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>>71507598
That is one weathered face

>>71507587
@chloechattty
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>>71507613
fuck off
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>>71507587
High Commissioner of Deanos, Reece Sanders' wife.
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>>71507609
>life is precious
wrong
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>>71507616
>lesster shitty
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rip
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>>71507636
ta' ya' legend
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Going to be working for JP Morgan this summer and getting a salary of £30,000 per annum plus a flat £1000 to move to the city I already live in. Don't even have to wear a suit.
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>>71507609
>pls don't harm yourself either lad, life is precious, thanks for listening.
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>>71507656
honestly what did you mean by this

>>71507652
that rhys lad is a bit too faggy to be a proper deano
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the gf
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>LESSter
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would really like a scalp massage from a qt asmr girl
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>implying it won't be an ebin comeback
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>>71507274
>-ugly
don't think so
>-out of shape
no
>-poorly dressed
no
>-lack of personality
well i'm not at all confident, i'm very shy, anxious and untrusting
>-no visible benefits to being with you
i guess
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lads anyone watching that royals documentary on channel 4
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>Post a photo of a beautiful woman and some brain dead virgin spastic says "shit wrists" or "shit ankles" or something else completely mundane
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>>71507682
Just a summer internship?

I'm on 30k, wear what I want, work what hours I want (usually get in at 8, skip my hour lunch and leave at 3)

Also I don't have A levels or a degree

Git gud
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POOSTER SHITTY
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*pushes you near the top of some stairs*
*pulls you back*

Saved your life
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hey mark

come and put your tongue up lindsay's arsehole, it's clean
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>>71507691
>honestly what did you mean by this
didn't mean to reply to you
consider it a (You) on the house
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>>71507348
>Multiculturalism
I look forward to gay leftists getting chucked off buildings tbqh

amusing how delusional some people are. diversity will die.
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>>71507754
giz us a job
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>salary of 30,000 at JP Morgan

hahaha they've taken you for a fucking ride
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>>71507767
i... i am indebted to you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orGbN8_4MBA

Really making me think
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>>71507738
>not out of shape
post stats
>well i'm not at all confident, i'm very shy, anxious and untrusting
there you go. How do you expect people to be attracted to you when your key mental traits are unattractive?
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http://www.tonyblairoffice.org/news/entry/response-to-jamal-al-harith-story/

DAILY MAIL UTTERLY BTFO BY BASED BLAIR
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>>71507767
wish you hadn't
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>>71507804
owen jones is exactly the sort of person that i hate the most
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>>71507754
>Just a summer internship?
Yeah. Not bad considering I have literally no prior work experience and the government will be cutting my student loan next year. Will be earning double what the government gives me.
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>>71507352
I like one every now and then.

Funny because I used to be absolutely repelled by them in the past.
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omg :(( guys I used to like Trump but this joke has gone on too far now, it's not funny anymore, we can't let somebody like this meet the Queen
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-39049670
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>Texas hunters who accidentally shot each other blamed undocumented immigrants, police reveal

Hmmm.
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>>71507815
based tony holy shit
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>>71507832
Why? Because he is gay? Fascist.
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>>71507815
i tell you what if i became pm, first thing id do is shut down the daily mail, daily express and the sun
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>>71507815
fuck off tony
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>>71507852
but seriously we cant let this guy get the nuclear codes
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>>71507836
What are you studying? I'm a graduate currently planning on going to Sandhurst in September, but if I decide not to/Main Board goes tits-up I'll need to keep my options open, and working in London might be a plan
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>>71507138
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>>71507138
*steals ur jerbs*
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>>71507469
had a convo with ur ma that went like this
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Jezza corbyn is a battyboy!!!
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>>71507890
Kek
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>>71507919
*heems you*
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I'm watching the BRIT awards
From what I've gathered it just seems like British ""culture"" is just a cheap knockoff and imitation of superior American culture
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>>71507890
Jesus
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>finally have job
>too tired too just do about anything
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piss bottle needs emptying
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>>71507890
>that fucking gash beret
>untucked, unironed shirt
not surprised she'd rather get rogered on the internet than be with that spastic
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>>71507205
is that your willy's state shown at the bottom?
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>>71507947
Abysmal gimmick
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Delicioso
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>>71507890
what's wrong with her face
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>>71507947
good gimmick
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Get into phalanx formation right now benders
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>>71507972
yeh they are nice beers
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>>71508000
She's probably part British
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>>71507842
Think I was the same the first time I tried one, pretty sure it was Hoegaarden as well

Which others have you tried?
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*activates my trap card*
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>>71508000
she's American

>>71507968
if he tucked his shirt in he'd look like such a gimp, they're not designed to be tucked in
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>>71507972
>San Miguel goblet

binned.
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>>71507895
Computer science. I'll be working in their technology department instead of trading or whatever.

There's loads of work up in Scotland for it, they're constantly sponsoring technology events at my uni and half the booths at the careers fairs are tech based. I'd wager 33% of my class already have work or have gotten work for the summer.
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>>71507972
Ew how the fuck can you enjoy budweiser lmao
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Who is Ed Sheeran
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>>71508045
https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/504559747249745920
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>>71507890
I want to see that video
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she wants a man from 0121 aka she wants a man from the slum
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>>71508069
the one guy that escaped /brit/
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>>71508075

is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
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https://genius.com/Roll-deep-morgue-lyrics

JUHEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>Best international male solo artist
>still using the gender binary
Get with the times Bongland
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>Leishitter Shitty
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having a pint
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>Computer science. I'll be working in their technology department instead of trading or whatever.
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>>71508130
Fuck off swisswank
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Time to spark up
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president Toilet Bog Fart
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Kek I love how irrelevant britain is so that none of the winning artists show up
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Well mate???

>>71503196
>>71503196
>>71503196
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>>71507808
>How do you expect people to be attracted to you when your key mental traits are unattractive?

but they shouldn't be. it's not fair that i'm doomed to be lonely and miserable
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>>71508117
one of the biggest grime chuns out there
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I will never be a pintsman :(
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>>71508050
it's better than the carlsberg one i have lmao
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*sit's on the floor, vapes and listens to Danny Brown on headphones*
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any smoker itt?

line up for your daily beat down!
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>>71508117
hello whiteboy
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she seems nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dmTAjKegRY
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>Beyonce doesnt show up either
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>>71507972
>Not a Stella Artois chalice
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>>71508206
i vape (ironically obviously but i still won't get cancer)
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Radiohead has been nominated 17 times for a BRIT award aND has never won once!!!
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whities btfo
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>>71508192
You're not Irish, so yes that's correct
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>>71507863
a typical shabbos goy
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>>71508180
you can improve on most, if not all of those negative aspects of your personality. Yes, chances are you will never be a slayer but there's no reason for you to wallow in self-misery.
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>>71508147
1. I'm not Swissyank
2. Call me Swissyank again and you'll be swallowing your teeth boyo
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>>71508206
Try it nigger
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having kids is extremely selfish
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Is it true Yuropoors mix tobacco with their weed?
wtf
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Gonna listen to Doris by Earl Sweatshirt in anticipation of storm Doris.
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>>71508239
>you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOI4beqmvx4
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>>71508066
most banks are moving back office stuff like that up north because its cheaper
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>>71508180
Life aint fair kiddo. Relationships should be mutually beneficial. Work on it
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>>71508242
(((they))) need to be called out

i'm growing to dislike them more every day
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mum punched me in the face 3 (THREE) times today
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>>71508210
BLUD... HAVE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WIH DAT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcrkmzMBUL0
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>>71507200
Same
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>>71508233
not big enough
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no particular reason to live but no particular reason to die either
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>>71508267
i mix yomomma with my seed
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Punctured testicle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
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Average American female
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>>71508297
ngl i find women who are angry at me a turn on
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>>71508307
Angrylad, do yourself a favour and fuck off back to /eire/. You've been warned.
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>>71508306
just see how it goes
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>>71507138
*applies*
*nuts are pulverised to a fine mist first day on the job*
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Eating some also prawn crackers

Love em
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>>71508258
You'll be swallowing a fat Irish cock you dumb yank
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>>71508295
jj is not jewish
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>>71508319

literally weighs half as much as the average lmao
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>>71508313
I agree with this image in its entirety
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>conceding to jamie vardy
>kekvilla
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>>71508319
Am American, can confirm
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Zimbabwe was unironically better off as Rhodesia
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Why is Atrocity Exhibition such a fucking belter of an album? Danny really pulled it off.
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>>71508355
i dont post on /dire/

>angry
learn to handle the banter you soft cunt
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>>71508319
>white

no thanks
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36 days without sex
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>>71508284
normie bullshit

some of us just aren't cut out for relationships or sex
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https://twitter.com/serinide/status/834234723698409473

giggled at her replies
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>>71508299
>ahh yaaas, i discovered grime during my gap year in chiang mai, stormzy actually changed my life you know?did i tell you about my unconditional offer to durham? my second choice was bristol but that's so maimstream
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started watching yu yu hakusho laddies
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>>71508313

tfw stuck at redpilled
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>>71508355
That's not me you fucking spazmoidic cunt
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>>71508313
Tl; dr
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>>71508391
Average white american female
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>>71508361
bellend stinks of prawn crackers atm
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>>71508242
why is he greentexting irl
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>>71508411
mugabe is what you get when you let rorkes in charge
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imagine being a "white" man that unironically listens to rap music
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>>71508419
Then stop crying about not having either
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some neet wrote that job description when they should have been applying for jobs and probably got sanctioned lol
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>>71508380
>Jeffrey Jacob Abrams

sure

here's your (((You)))
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>>71508430
Don't know what that is
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>>71508428
i actually discovered grime in 2007, people back then called me a wigger for listening to it
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>check it out on Tumblr
Do brits actually use tumblr?
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How do gays have sex lads? Aren't they worried about getting poo on their bellends?
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>>71508448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UTBfMMH2M8&t=24s
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>>71508267
yea just spliffs no blunts here
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>>71508319
>>71508442
REALLY want to kiss her softly.
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>>71508442
filthy lezzer
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>>71508452
No, they're fundamental parts of life and normie supremacists use them to attack others
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>>71508448
https://youtu.be/KnnHprUGKF0
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>>71508428
>>71508475
same Tbh was blasting out air on the roads at the back of the bus every day on the way home from school
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>>71508448
dunno about you but i sing nicki minaj in the shower
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*smiles at you from across the bus*
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WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY DRINK
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>>71508447

Ermm its quite literally the opposite
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>>71508448
Enjoy the odd 90s normie choon la (Eminem, 50 etc) but couldn't stomache anything by Drake or Kendrick desu. It's all shit
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>>71508419
this is not true

i used to think it was but i now have a gf
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2mg of 'tizolam down the gullet
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>Australian woman hurled through the air when fatally hit by drunk Kiwi driving at 150km/h

Banter went a bit far, then
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>>71508459
I'm not jewish
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Just got back from having sex with Libe Barer
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>>71508488
fucking gross duder
Where does weed come from in the UK anyways?
I thank g-d for our long border with Mexico
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>>71508470
it's an anime (no i am not a nonce please don't be rude thanks)
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>>71508498
Unironically enjoy this tune as I would any rap choon

American country is sikkunt
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>>71508475

so you don't even remember boy in da corner winning the mercury prize? were you born in 98?
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>>71508501
bender
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Muslims are fucking laughing at the West. They're making our children women
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>>71508496
>i refuse to change my circumstances
>wtf why won't my circumstances change
Runt
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>>71508267
allows it to stay alight and conserves weed
>>
Jungle>garage>>>>>grime (yes, I know it's technically garage as well)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hip hop

prove me wrong
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>>71508525
BEING HOMOSEXUAL IS DEGENERATE
>>
Why are fannys so disgusting lads
>>
*dances awkwardly in the back of a grime music video*
>>
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its mad

she wants a man from /brit/
>>
>>71508508
no it's literally rorke

you're just confused about it because he's black and you can't imagine sharing views with a black person
>>
>>71508566
most people don't have to change their circumstances to get into relationships or have sex
>>
>>71508475
skeletons don't have eardrums
>>
>>71508576
I understood 70% of this post
>>
>>71508525
thats extremely gay
>>
>>71508580
uhhhh they're not?
>>
can men and women have sex in a standing position face to face. seems like the most natural position judging from the angle of the willy and the position of the fanny
>>
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>Muslims are fucking laughing at the West. They're making our children women
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>>71508580

they need to let big-headed children come out for an intelligent species
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>>71508442
>coal burner
I mean it makes sense
>>
Anyone ever look at black people and imagine them in their natural habitat in loincloths in some primitive tribe in Africa?

Seeing them dressed and talking like a westerner becomes really bizarre
>>
accepted the fact i'm bisexual lads
wanked to some gay shit and enjoyed it
>>
>>71508569
Tobacco is nasty though
Very few young people smoke that meme stuff anymore
>>
>>71508591
You're not most people you fucking retard. Play the hand you're dealt
>>
>he still blames da muzlimmz
>he doesn't realise the real problem

how fucking bluepilled are you?
>>
>>71508611
yes they are
>>
>>71508475
>>71508500
>my gap yahhh in 2007, heard rhythm and gash on bbc one EXTRA in phuket once. really into grime now
>>
Listening to:

The Bug Vs The Earth-

Snakes Vs Rats
>>
will be disregarding the opinion of anyone under 25
>>
i'm glad britain won the falklands war

i mean imagine the embarrassment if the argies won
>>
>>71508614
>he does the virgin post
>>
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>>71508635
>standing next to someone in a photo-op means they banged
She's asexual
>>
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>Tfw celts used to inhabit Ireland to Anatolia
>Tfw we are now reduced to just Ireland
>>
>>71508640
we know most American youth are nu-males, no need to come here and humiliate yourself further
>>
>>71508657
i was 14 in 2007
>>
>>71508635
>Argentina is a homosexual
I'm shocked! SHOCKED
>>
>>71508525
bit gay
>>
>>71508556
>girls just act as you would expect
>the boys...
>>
Has /brit/ been compromised by those above? I keep seeing old images being linked to inflammatory posts.

Reeks of spookery.
>>
>>71508661
I'll be 31 soon
>>
>>71508576
just because grime evolved from garage doesn't mean they're the same thing
>>
>>71508640
in yankland maybe
Probably more 18-30 year-olds here smoke than 30-40 year-olds
>>
>>71508657
heard it first on pirate radio actually lad

keep trying
>>
dude weeeeeeed lmao
>>
>>71508614
Yeah but she has to be like 4 inches shorter atleast. Even then it's not comfortable. Most natural position is missionary
>>
want to get shot
need to know how it feels
>>
Getting 4 medium pizzas lads
>>
>>71508031
A few I can't remember haha but remember the first one I properly enjoyed was an Erdinger

Finally decided that there's not many types of booze I dislike, more the specific brands that aren't up to scratch
>>
>>71508690
What's the appeal of tobacco
I don't mind it much, but I can think of better things to spend money on, like weed
>>
>>71508694
>>71508711
>tryingnthishard
>>
>>71508679
>>71508679
Vaginas.

Not even once.
>>
>>71508525
have done this. was pretty good desu. no homo
>>
>when you see the unmistakable virgin walk out in the wild
>>
>>71508728
fat shit
>>
>>71508726

i can give you a cum shot
>>
A wooden pipe has recently come into my possession from a relative and a packet of vanilla pipe tobacco

Is it the fedora of smoking? Moreso than a large vaporiser?
>>
tfw purplepilled
>>
it should be legal to beat up smokers
>>
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>>71507970
Personally, I can't wait until Doris gives me a good blow.
>my face when
>>
https://twitter.com/maisie_williams/status/834172610292260864

Cute
>>
>>71508679
incredibly unfortunate fanny
>>
developing a festish for very hairy vaginas
>>
>>71508679
wouldnt click this if you paid me
>>
>>71508709
lol
There are easily more young people smoking weed here than tobacco
Probably double the amount
>>
>>71508679
Shan't
>>
>>71508734
>I can think of better things to spend money on, like weed
tobacco is extremely cheap in Yankistan unless you live in Poo York City or Commiefornia
>>
Every time I come to read the posts in the group I have the motal destroyed. Sometimes I avoid coming to see the last posts because I can not seem to be well afterwards. I am on the 8th floor, I look at the gray sky and it is like my moral full of winds ... I feel so bad at times
>>
>>71508748
I hate it when I'm walking home and I just forget how to walk mid-step, like at first I'll just be walking without thinking, then forget and do a completely different walk with my legs flailing all over trying to make it look normal.
>>
>>71508749
Jealous?
>>
>>71508708
you could probably consider early grime as a sub-genre of garage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMQTU2iI1E
for example
>>
on a bus lads
>>
>>71508756
no thanks
if you could get a gun and aim for my abdomen though
>>
>>71508736
you're the only one putting effort in lad, I'm just telling facts
>>
>>71508809
where to?:3
>>
first heard grime from my big brother in 2006 when i was in year 7 but that was local mcs sending eachother
got into the birmingham scene from there and clocked onto the london scene in 2007/8 and never stopped from there
even when they said grime was dead i was there
>>
>>71508799
Maybe in comparison to you guys
It runs about $6/pack where I live
>>
>>71508720
what? the girl would need to be taller or at least have longer legs/ in heels or the guy would need to hold her up
>>
>>71508782
dont care
>>
>>71508818
your arms ;3
>>
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stalking my dad who i havent seen since i was 8 (23 now) on the obscure internet forums he frequents again
>>
>>71508805
>>71508708
WHADYA CALL IT URBAN?
>>
>>71508782
weed is more expensive (and when you do get it it's often pretty strong) here, so you just fill out joints with salmon
smokes better as well
>>
>>71508695
>not being into interracial
>homosexual

alright
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>>71508831
>It runs about $6/pack where I live
>>
>>71508847
Gay roleplay with him
>>
>>71508842
Jealous? :^)
>>
>>71508805
yeah but at this point they've bother clearly defined seperate genres
i'm aware of the history
>>
>>71508845
^w^
>>
>having a dad that posts on forums

J U S T
U
S
T
>>
getting stalked by my bent runt of a son
>>
>>71508827
>tfw all the grime MCs turned to pop tunes to make money
>still stuck with them

didn't back the tunes but I knew they'd start making good shit again

dark times
>>
>>71508838
No. Your penis needs to go inside her you autist, so you have to go down, in, then up
>>
>>71508850
what you on about?
>>
>>71508859
>not into interracial
>actively bringing it into conversations for no reason
Yeah, you're a gay.
>>
wrote this post on a typewriter
>>
>>71508900
>>71508900
>>71508900
>>
>>71508862
what?
is it more expensive in UK? $6 is high here and people bitch about it a lot
The state across from us has them for around $5
>>
>>71508887
to be fair to the cunt he posts on car forums and just asks about parts and all that
>>
>>71508875
not at all
>>
stalking my son who i havent seen since i was 23 (46 now) on the obscure internet forums he frequents again
>>
Do a new
>>
>>71508912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1YKFV45M18

tit
>>
>>71508878
true, modern grime is very different to old grime as well. It's probably closer to trap than garage now
>>
>>71508925
a pack at my news agent is literally twice as expensive as we
>>
>>71508969
*where you live
>>
>>71508817
Think the discovering oneself in chiang mai to stormzy was pretty factual desu
>>
>>71508748
>tfw virgin walk
>tfw virgin skin
>tfw virgin head
>tfw virgin voice
dear god pls let a meteor fortuitously pierce my cranium
>>
>>71508907
there was still always someone making proper grime
it's funny because now the opposite thing happens
people like stormzy and bugzy malone started out doing hip hop then jumped on grime when they started to get a name and blew up off that
grime is the new pop
>>
What the fuck is "grime"?
>>
>>71509100
its the filth on your plate after you havent washed it
>>
>>71508542
all sorts
last week some guy in the toilets at a bar was on about the finest cali buds, but i think it was expensive
>>
>>71508720
seems like the most comfy position as well at least from my virginal perspective
>>
>>71508767
>sophie would have been about 13 then

nice
>>
>>
>>71508448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exbj5VQ_0Mg
>>
>>71509392
>turned a Cathedral into an imageboard
Amasing
>>
"down town hustlin' with no grill in his teeth"
>>
>>71509978
i fucked it :(
>>
>>71509041
No it's not you twat.

Underground movements in music are only repurposed for Pop Music, which is it's own category and does not boast any unique traits but its own propensity to pillage from other genres in order to grant it some musical integrity in order to be adequately pseudo-substantial enough to cater to the minds of imbeciles and insensitive philistines. Unlike myself, a proficient muso and cultured gent
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