Smoking blunts and HEEMing runts edition
https://youtu.be/WuGtYNnlYS8
cara
wank or no wank?
in bed
shall heem the first runt i see virgin walking into this thread
>the president of canada is a chad
if i was canadian i would IMMEDIATELY vacate the country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRdflPMuNaA
Classic tune
need a half black bf
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQRkpEsFOKN/
i loik palace cuz its bettah to buuun in
>>71508949
Don't wank. You lose vital nutrients and vitamins.
>>71508949
just had a poshy
treat yourself mate you deserve it
Documentary about my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3YnoYKx2YI
want to contact my estranged father but dont know what to say
>>71508925
aren't the most average brands $ 15 USD in jew york though?
>>71508963
This is bollocks tbqh, epitome of trailer rash rap and it's not even good like necro
>>71509003
>epitome of trailer rash rap
Is this a bad thing?
me making an emergency stop on the left
https://youtu.be/eR7lVUfLMbI?t=152
Addicted to staying up late lads
Been averaging 6.5 hours sleep the last 18 months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLkDx1vTHNI
>>71508999
'alri'
>no sophie gf
kill me
>>71508999
'alri'
>>71509026
phimo-lite
Fucking hell lads
Sitting here and suddenly have a sharp pain on my collar bone when I move my arm
How the fuck does that even happen? I wasn't doing anything
gunna whack on my fifa 15 career mode as bolton
just lost the copa europe to bayern 3-3(4-3)
bit disappointed but proud of my boys, they played well to equalise three times
*virgin walks into the thread*
Howdy, y'all, how about them Yanks?
>SCROTUS
>>71508900
West Brit
>>71509002
New York City yeah I'd believe it because it's a liberal shithole
They tried to ban large pops too kek
Lmao how many of you cunts don't have fathers?
Even my father stayed and he was an irate drunken reprobate
all cars should be fitted with transponders and anyone who exceeds the speed limit is instantly banned and their car immobilised
president Toilet Bog Fart
heard a northerner speak today
had a good laugh at him
>>71509025
embarrassing load of shite
Glaucon is such a dense motherfucker
>>71509070
like father like son
>>71509069
how the fuck is it even possible to consume that much coke in that big bucket on the right
Yanks are fucking vile
>>71509069
They should be banned you fat fuck
>>71508999
lead with "alri" and take it from there lad
>>71508850
TWO–STEP?
>>71509123
Stop with your cheeky comments would you
>>71508959
>president
fuck off yank
>>71509071
real question is why do cars have the ability to exceed motorway speed limits?
>>71509070
my maternal grandad left the family when my mum was young and started a new family in panama. got aunties and cousins there apparently.
realised that i could get a Panamanian passport out of it.
>>71509069
ah the shithole is the most culturally and economically relevant one ah yes
Are most chads lefties?
>>71509066
nowt wrong abou' dha', la'.
>>71509156
oh fuck off like i care about leaf land it's just america v2 anyway
>>71507079
that's a might big room for a house in the UK
reckon you're a yank in disguise
never had a clash in ya life
now you wanna talk all ruff
I was recently banned from the chon for posting an ISIS execution video (four days ago to be exact) and all through out that weekend I actually studied and learnt, whereas now that the ban is lifted I cannot stop coming here
>>71508938
the gfs
>>71509174
Because it makes them nicer to drive at legal speeds.
Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism
>>71509184
chads just agree with the politics of the girl they;'re trying to shag
>>71509174
if a cars max speed was literally 70 it would be WAYYYY less fuel efficient at 70
>>71509069
they're right though
dad left my mum and moved to thailand and married a thai woman
got half thai siblings running about somewhere
fucking dishonourable as fuck
LADS
am i to buy 2C-B or etizolam for my next purchayse on the 'eepweb
you decide.com
>fat fuck yank thinks drinking kilos of sugar a day is an integral value of the right wing
aaaaah yes
americans
>>71509211
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*
obese people should be put in concentration camps
tired of seeing fat people outside. theyre so disgusting
>>71509221
you can limit max-speed without effecting performance below that monglet.
>>71509241
^^
>>71509264
this
>>71509245
lol
>>71509233
MERCIA STRONG
>>71509212
They all look so gross compared to Ariana
Yanks are fat lmao
FATTY MCFAT YANK
>>71509251
Get some coke
>>71509132
Road trips
>>71509243
Statist cuck
lots of cute girls at the gym i go to lads
female deanos essentially
tight yoga pants, dyed hair, tattoos and piercings
>>71509251
2C-B makes me paranoid as fuck. dont like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx4e9sifceI
2much grime
>drinking sugary drinks ever
Runt confirmed.
>>71509051
remember waking up one day when i was about 13 with an insane pain in my neck, i just dropped to my floor and didn't move for hours, missing school. wasn't the normal take the piss to get a day off school type thing i genuinely couldn't move my neck without excruciating pain
was fine the next day and it never happened again (i'm 25 now). can't imagine what the fuck that was
Rate my fit
>>71509303
Pics
dad left my mum and moved to the south and married a welsh woman
got half celt siblings running about somewhere
fucking dishonourable as fuck
>>71509245
>tattoos and piercings
Gross
>>71509298
All the coke I've gotten off le deepweb has been trash
>bawww people are consuming things in portions I don't like ban ban ban ban
>literally banning a drink
fuck off nanny stater children
>>71509188
Fucking disgusting
>Mercia's population of 11 million is roughly four times that of Wales, and over twice the size of Scotland's. And yet Mercia has no degree of 'home rule' at all, being split into dozens of so-called "counties" under a typical Kentish divide-and-conquer policy.
>Mercians are not an officially recognised "ethnic group", instead the government would have you belive we are English!
>thousands of Mercians have been sent to die in wars started by the Hanoverian regime over the centuries! And were the Mercian people ever consulted about this? No!
>Mercian interests are not represented abroad. Not one country recognises Mercia as an oppressed nation. This is due to fear of retaliation by the Kentish-Wessex mafia and their servants Northumbria, Scotland, Wales and Ulster!
KENTISH-WESSEX MAFIA OUT REEEEEEEE
>>71508900
PHWOAR who is that HUNK
at least the gov should pass a law saying that the medical needs of obese (or more, fucking fat fucks have no limits) people shouldn't be covered by the state anymore. this way either they lose weight and become normal humans or they fucking die like the horrid piece of filth they are
>>71509055
nice
i'm currently leading the pl with afc wimbledon on my old fifa 12 career
>>71509313
it's the next thing on my bucket list desu
really want to try it
>>71509070
dad cheated on my mum when i was about 15 but they stayed together
they don't even know that i know and i don't think my brothers know either
i went on her desktop on the family computer and found this big word document she'd compiled of his dating profile, messages she'd with her close friend, poems and things she'd wrote about how she felt
made me cry a lot at the time desu but i've never mentioned it to anyone in my family and then 2 years after this they renewed their wedding vows for their 25th anniversary
Coke is over-rated, given the price.
>>71509245
alpha as fuck desu
>>71509382
>writing poems about your feelings
ur mums a bender
>>71509303
my gym has the fair share of fit slags but desu what really gets me going is the very slightly chubby girls who come in with a personal trainer and act very timid around all the high T men and wear long t shirts to cover their arse
>statist
>We call out to all Mercians, whether you be from Birmingham or Lincoln, from Liverpool or Cambridge, from Nottingham or Gloucester, to rise up and overthrow the imperialistical scum from Wessex-Kent and their collaborators in Northumbria!!! May the Greater London Empire of England and all those who support it die!
Haha seriously who the fuck is behind this meme
>>71509274
There is no demand for them and you would then need separate speed limiters for every country including an off function for Germany and the Isle of Man
Curves for days
>>71509427
waheyy
>>71509427
h-haha
>>71509469
I'd say those are curves for 5 minutes, tops
>>71509390
>you now remember when a can of coke was 30p
is it normal to think your friends are twats (at least some of the time)?
i mean nobody's perfect
I like girls with the bodies of little boys
What does this mean? I just am not a big fan of curves, buds
>>71509349
Very good post
business idea: instead of finding jews and putting them in camps like during WW2, find people with >25 bmi and send them all to new concentration camps
>The Swedes used to be vikings
What happened?
>>71509256
actually "I do not approve of what you do but I will defend your right to do it" is an Enlightenment European value that the emmasculated dweebish bearded numales that now dwell on this continent have absolutely no concept of in their heads anymore. It's not a matter of defending people being fat fucks, it's recognising where government should or should not be.
only runtoids go to the gym
>>71508900
Looks like a jojo character in this picture
>>71509537
why not do both?
>>71509537
They can't even do manual labour you would be safer off just shooting them to save resources
>>71509338
Her name's PumpkinSpice if anyone was interested
>listening to grime
the current pope is a false prophet spoken of in the book of isaiah
>>71509597
I'm convinced of this too
>>71509563
STELLAR post
71509527
Trying for (You)s i see
Is this your first day here Yank?
proper shit thread tonight
>>71509572
once in the camp they will endure what I believe is the hardest to endure for a fat piece of shit: starvation and intense exercise
>>71509566
hey! cool it with the antisemitism
east london confirmed for africa
west london best london
>Carol Hickey, a 43-year-old mother of four from Limerick, Ireland, died of an intense allergic-reaction to dog-semen after having sex with a German Sheppard.
Want to visit Vladivostok
>>71509548
They became civilised, that kills the man
>gaming society at my uni
>tfw too socially anxious to join
>>71509211
>typing in ré a ban
BAN'D
>>71509637
>irish women have to fuck dogs because of the STATE of irish """men""""
>>71509637
heh
a dog gets more fanny than most of the lads here
>>71509572
my bmi is 29 and I lift a lot more than you, fitizen
>>71509132
Thats meant to be served at a table not for one person. Of course doesn't stop yanks from doing it.
How come nobody is running an MMA promotion with the same rules they had at UFC 1?
Just want see cunts properly go at each other, bollock kicks, hair pulling whatever it takes
>>71509527
you're a peadophile
>>71509681
>a dog gets more fanny than most of the lads here
oh fuck off
>>71509693
nonce twat
>>71509681
>>71509693
that specimen does not look legal
>>71509637
>Anglicanised surname
Nothing of value was lost
england tbhlads
now listen closely...
>>71509681
Black girl walked in and ordered a large pepperoni pizza extra sauce no cheese
No cheese
Howling
>>71509693
Could do with more 2bh.
Matched with a bikini competitor who trains at my gym on tinder lads
fucking gassed
she's actually piff as well
>>71509765
so what's your surname then
>>71509775
such a shame they grow up into fat, hairy, bald men
would you lads change your surname to your mothers maiden name if your dad abandoned you when you was 4
>>71509700
Pride rules would be better
>>71509694
You don't lift more than me, even more so if you weigh more you can lift more weight at default. Doesn't make you stronger or any more athletic.
>he thinks the moon landings were faked
>>71509643
Same
>>71509637
Disgusting whore, serves her right.
>>71509563
id rather be a strong and a runtoid than just a runtoid
>>71509815
state of you
Me on the left
>>71509815
apparently not
>>71509693
damn son
just sneezed and had some small brown lumps come out of my mouth
they smell like shit tbf
bought a few grams of charles for the weekend
>>71509805
Fuck off ADF
drake shouted out brum in his brits acceptance speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JQRrudvZlg
this man is such a britaboo
>>71509637
If I was from Limerick I'd be letting dogs ride me up the Arse too
>>71509799
what do she compete the bikinis? the elasticity the chubby slag
>>71509591
the Audi TT was the automobile of UK Garage back around 2000/2001, making for a somewhat ironic post, given grime's origins.
stroking the nips
>>71509815
>when you was 4
>>71509799
>gassed
>piff as well
Hows first year of college?
Is ireland sole lad here? Please be my qt feminine bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwRAMWBq_yk
choon
>>71509848
seriously though would you
lads
what is
the best ever
film?
>>71509821
Would they? The only two rules at ufc1 were no biting and no eye gouging
That was it
Cancer is cured
http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=118319.0
>>71509832
you can't possibly think that being a moonlanding denier is that farfetched.
Night lads
>>71509908
La Grande Bouffe
>>71509821
>Doesn't make you stronger or any more athletic.
>lifting more doesn't make you stronger
I'm a reasonable runner as well tbf, ran a 19 min 3 mile last week which isn't good, but not terrible
>>71509815
Yes
just got home fron work
>>71509908
kidulthood
>>71509923
dude
weed
LMAO
>>71509864
when does his grime album come out?
>>71509850
Art mimics reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPh-1bsye-0
@71509897
fuck off lol
>>71509908
reckon its Ordet or Eros + Massacre
>>71509881
pics
>>71509846
>a strong
... okay
only betas need to go to the gym to stand around with a bunch of other men and physically exert themselves
real men build muscle naturally, muscle that doesn't waste away once you stop going to the gym, lifting weights is literally only for benders since it's mostly cosmetic lmao
>>71508900
wannabe brit
>>71509893
What?
>Drake
He's a thick nigger and a shit artist
Fucking Aldi is alright ain't it lads
>>71509815
yeh
>>71509939
>The film was somewhat controversial upon its original release with its scatological humour and comic depictions of sex and over-eating.
I'll pass
>>71509945
what time are you in tomorrow?
>>71509945
bed time, wagey
night night
Drinking mulled wine. x
>>71509637
screaming
>>71509972
Its west Brit
>>71509815
what if I already have my mother's last name because our naming conventions are rather different.
>>71509953
he's got two songs with giggs on his forthcoming mixtape and possibly other uk rappers
>>71509908
i like forest gump
>>71508900
STOP USING IMAGES OF THAT KEK IN ANY WAY THAT ISNT DEROGATORY REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71509973
I want you to be my bf plz
>you can lift more weight
>Doesn't make you stronger
>>71509944
>>71509986
would you do it in your early twenties or would that be weird
>>71509908
O Brother Where Art Thou
>>71510020
t. Alt-right dumbarse
>>71509945
SCREECHING
you're working your bollocks off and i'm just sat at home doing fuck all 7 days a week haha!
>>71510002
shut your fucking mouth mick
>>71509893
Who, the one who shaved his crotch and posted his feminine penis?
>>71509832
dude check Buzz Aldrin's Instagram
>>71509897
jul or nothing
>>71509864
yeah controllaaaa controllaaaa 0121 she wants a man from brum controllaaaa
>>71510042
jus b urself lad :)
>>71509987
that actually makes it sound more exciting than it is
Never met a girl called Tamsin that wasn't a massive air headed runt slag
NEW YORK (AP) - McDonald's is hoping $1 sodas can help draw more customers into its stores in the U.S. as it fights to reverse four years of declining visits.
The company says it plans to offer $1 sodas of any size for a limited time starting in April, with smoothies, frappes and shakes being sold $2. The deals, earlier reported by Bloomberg, come after McDonald's sales dipped 1.3 percent at established U.S. location in the last quarter of 2016. Customer visits declined for the fourth straight year in 2016 despite the fanfare over its all-day breakfast menu.
As it tries to step up the image of its food, McDonald's is also trying to hold onto deal seekers. It's an area it's struggled with since getting rid of its popular Dollar Menu.
>>71509943
Oh yeah you're that 7 foot tall freak, of course you'll lift more than me at 6'2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gkibxWr0DY
>>71510070
help me
Never met a girl called Tamsin
don't forget wales
their slate and coal industries were a huge part of the british economy, even though safety standards were abhorrent
>>71509850
"if you're neutral blah blah" is a guilt mechanism to fool the goyim into harming themselves
>>71510059
Dunno if he did but if he posted it here post it again lad
>>71509908
life of brian
>>71510083
t. 5'8
>>71510083
>7 foot tall freak
6'3 mate
>>71510065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhaVfbBc2MA
>Communication with people outside of the Window grows increasingly strenuous. When the IQ difference is too big, some ideas cannot be communicated at all, no matter how much time the more intelligent of two dialog partners invests.
>When we zoom into the curve, we can even see that at 147 IQ points (3.1), highly intelligent people start to get massively underrepresented in Academia. Wherever the brightest people on this planet go, it's not research and education.
>tfw too intelligent to have relationships
>tfw too intelligent to be successful
>tfw too intelligent for academia
http://www.t3x.org/iq/window.html
Just got a reed diffuser
can't i post on /brit/ just once without getting racially abused?
what the fuck is wrong with you lot? it's vile and unacceptable
>>71509815
nah my mum's surname is shit
so is my dad's but at least it's very unique
>>71510141
*chokeslams you*
>>71510122
winnerwinner chicken dinner
>>71510093
yeh do it xx
im 5'9 but have fast reflexes so id strategically heem any of you
>>71509945
I remember...
>>71510117
The one who posts feet
Too paranoid to make lasting connections
>>71510117
Who the fuck is sole Irish lad?
>>71510093
do what you want to m8. Why do you want to change your surname now?
>>71509850
What's the flag on the right
scotland serves the empire in their own way i suppose
>eat a pie
>lose your job
>>71510189
The lad who posts feet hence sole idk his name i just want a qt irish bf desu
The ol' gut has been playing up for a few days now but I think I'm out of the woods.
>>71510137
UNIRONICALLY believe this to be me
>>71510204
Black power stuff
You've never seen it?
>>71510204
(((Bernie Sanders))) says you can't be poor, goyim
>>71510189
he posted pics of himself cooking up some sole for dinner
>bitbargain now blackmails you for money to process the withdrawal of the btc faster
>in the name of miner fees
lmao. binned af
>>71510228
Shut up you bent cunt I'll snap your fucking neck stop trying to flirt with men fucking freak
>>71510245
why?
Eating pizza
Wanna know what is on it?
We need a whites only planet.
>>71510197
i didnt think about it much growing up, but it has just occured to me recently i carry the surname of someone who never gave a shit about me. i dont know a single person from my fathers side of the family. id change it but it might feel weird doing it at this stage.
>>71510204
This pic unironically represents me
>>71510272
*Decks you*
Not so fucking strong are you connor you cunt
>>71510162
>>71510265
what site instead then?
>>71510275
because im very bright (iq >135) and i have no friends and I'm very depressed
>>71510265
utter state of the buttcoin mongs
MAISIE MENTIONED
>>71510299
literally nobody would agree upon what's """white"""
Just FYI snowflake is used to mock leftists for their identity politics "I am a mixed race trans Muslim and as a white straight cis man you are oppressing me" etc. If you want to mock the right at least do it properly. Ask them if they read the Daily Mail, They will say yes, remind them the Daily Mail supported Hitler then call them Nazis. Victory.
>>71510310
if you're so smart then why can't you figure out how to not be depressed?
>>71510204
pan african
didn't open the image
>>71510302
sounds like you might as well just change it. Who's going to call you weird for it, your mum?
>>71510308
Those stunts could have went really badly really easily
>>71510339
>leftists for their identity politics
Um try again sweetie that would be a liberal thing
>>71510339
So did the daily mirror
>>71510337
>>71510307
>Actual animeposting gay blender thinks he could deck anyone
Dunno where you got this contorted notion of yourself but you wouldn't last five minutes in the ring with me
>>71510341
that... is something i cannot figure out
Think I was happy once desu. Remember one day when the girl I was crazy about invited me for a long walk to the beach. About halfway there we stopped at a meadow full of flowers and spent hours sitting and talking. When we made it to beach we skimmed stones for a little bit, then cuddled up under a starry sky and watched the tide come in. Think it's fair to say my life's gone downhill quite a bit since then haha
>>71510378
The French are white
>>71510370
leftism is code for enslavement of the goyim.
>>71510309
coinify is alright
>>71510385
you'd love him in your ring wouldn't ya
>>71510385
>gay
Nah bi
>implying I can't deck you
Fuck off paddy
>>71510410
>DAHHHH JOOOWS
>>71510397
Beautiful story though desu
>>71510378
>londonistan
>swemalia
>turkmany
>democratic republic of belgium
agree with the rest though
>>71510339
>Daily Mail supported Hitler
serious question here.
does it even matter?
aren't like all of your newspapers filled with retarded fake stuff?
I literally thought nobody trusted british newspapers at all.
>The French are white
charli (also known as the self styled gf)
>>71510117
g'luck en enjoy, queerboy.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/71296894/#71298790
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/71355151/#71356182
need to feel cold steel against my palate
>>71510436
Oh you're that bash the fash poster freak, I'd make short work of you gayboy
Can only imagine how hideous and frail you are irl
>>71510436
alright shlomo?
I'm hungry lads
what do?
>>71510453
It is a leftist tactic to pretend the right wing papers are worse than the rightwing ones despite the guardian supporting every communist dictator known to man
>>71510497
have a nibble on my willu
>>71510461
What did they teach you in history lessons la? French Revolution changed all of Western Civilisation and by extension, the world
>>71510469
Imagine the threesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh0pHvFsmng
need a finnish asmr gf desu
>>71510488
would rather you didn't x
charli xcx
what's an interesting tidbit about ulster
>>71510137
not a fan of this new pasta
>>71510486
What did the other posts have anything to do with the last post of the queer posting his cock? That Belfast bin hoker edition was my own
Explain yourself
>>71510508
>OUI HON HON HON *twirls mustache* OMELET DU FROMAGE HON HON HON *adjusts beret* BAGUETTE BAGUETTE HON HON HON
you call this white?
>>71510448
Not really, tainted permanently by the fact that she was only ever with me to get back at her ex and she dumped me shortly after
>>71510494
>I-im strong guys i-im a strong fashy
Lol you say that behind a computer screen but I could heem the fuck outta ya lad
>>71510495
>>>/pol/
How come niggers don't make good music anymore?
drinking some of this
>>71510539
you'd get a chelsea smile if you ever used the word 'tidbit' in Ulster.
lost all my friends over the last few years
used to be kind and friendly
ended up being a bitter, prejudiced, depressed loser
might do the old off myself
Dam dis got me all sorta fxcked up
>>71510367
mick foley was a lunatic
need to make one with the solid cold steel
>>71510519
why did you post that
now I want something I didn't even know I wanted you knob
This thread is utterly dire
I will be closing this tab post haste
>>71510576
Ah, the old cide'
>>71510607
*decalsifies pineal gland*
>>71510565
>beautiful Romance language
>pioneered a fashion icon for facial hair
>beautiful Romance language describing a fantastic cuisine
>more fashion icons
>more cusine
Yes
>>71510588
what's a chelsea smile
>>71510539
honestly i hate all of your fucking posts
just give it a fucking rest you silly yank twat
met a girl the other night who looks like that daisy star wars girl but blonde
why do people get so defensive whenever jews are mentioned
>>71510539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYY93CxhzNg
>>71510660
reducing our cultural heritage to clothes and stew...
>>71510687
JIDF
>>71510663
what this guy was given
tfw protein farts
>>71510687
/pol/ mongs mention jews every 2 seconds
>>71510678
rude
>>71510720
neat
>>71510687
The Holocaust
DER MAYNE STREEM MEDIAR
business idea: ban racial slurs on the 'chon
>>71510724
I was describing everything he used to try and insult France in his post
>>71510687
>n-not I don't browse /pol/ but uhh Jews are ruining the world XD
Ah yes it's almost like people don't like retards like (you)
>>71510756
IMAJUN MAH SOUP RISE
>How come niggers don't make good music anymore?
>>71510348
i think i will mate thanks for the help
>>71510816
>>71510816
>>71510816
(((they)))'re all in here
>>71510559
I was giving some context as to how the post came about, it came into my vision when I had MS Paint open making a best of /brit/ collage, largely for my memory and cheering me up if I want consecutive chuckles.
>>71510767
Voltaire never said this
>>71510486
Saved shall be wsiting for this qt
>>71510766
>your rights end where my feelings begin!
fuck off
>>71510807
>Kanye West
Point proven