/brit/

>>71504103
really wish up close pics of her fanny would get leaked

bet it's well meaty

>>71504053
was about to call you an autist then i noticed paddy's thread subject
shan't

socks smell like mushrooms

>>71504126
cor imagine the aroma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6aAhaVfraA

choony woony x

>>71504175
that's shit sorry mate

>>71504205
don't listen to my choons ever again

going to buy some adult nappies and take a 2000ug acid trip

Let Ukraine in the eu!!!

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/customers-intimidated-dozens-school-kids-12640643

Ah yes again, so called '''kids'''

watching the /brit/ awards

don't know who this bruno mards bloke is

>>71504053
Need a young Suzi gf

don't have a job

still get £9.5k pa

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9iqo9cs4P4

now THIS is a choon

absolutely tragic to be posting here during your uni years

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>>71504283
never went to uni

Fuck, think I'm just emerging from the ol' MD comedown

stop bumping the other thread you mongs

>>71504255

your third eye will never recover from watching that cultural poison

>>71504300
hey darling

wuu2

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>Seven Earth-like exoplanets have been discovered 39 light years away orbiting nearby dwarf star 'Trappist-1'. All of them could have water at their surface, a key component of alien life. The planets likely have rocky compositions, are around the same size Earth, and six have surface temperatures between 0-100°C (32-212°F). This gives these planets, which sit 39 million years away from Earth, some of the vital atmospheric conditions needed to grow biological life.

mental that

>>71504355
>seven habitable planets in one solar system

wow

maisie is looking cute

>>71504355
>39 light years away
for what purpose

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Daaaaamb this got me all sorts of fucked up yo...

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y

>>71504355
intelligent alien life doesn't exist
if there is life there its probably mudbugs

Think I'll have to break up with the gf lads

lots of transers on tinder here

none of them have given my willy a succ yet

>>71504460
also known as 'canadians'

not sure what id do if a girl cheated on me
would probably chop her head off

>thread wars
autism

Are the naziboos on /pol/ ironic or they actually that fucking deluded that hitler did nothing wrong

living in haiti must be absolutely mental

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>>71504533

>>71504532
t. OP of the shit thread nobody is posting in

Why are musicians such pretentious cunts?

We know there ain't alien s on ova planets cos if there wos the govermant woud be sendin them foren aid!!

- Gavin 'Gav' Smedley, Barnsley

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>>71504555

Give me examples of real Communist countries. Ones that are egalitarian and stateless.

>>71504533
Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong though

>>71504555
Kek. What is this from?

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>>71504612
He Worshipped mudslimes and Killed Brits

>>71504611
why? who are you even talking to?

fuck off

Give me examples of real Capitalist countries.

>>71504645
Will give you the first one

>>71504659
FUCK OFF CUNT

what's been your most intimate contact with a female in 2017 lads? one sat on my lap desu.

>>71504665
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>71504692
maman touched my foot in bed today to wake me up

>>71504460
>intelligent alien life doesn't exist
wrong

there's definitely aliens out there and they're probably very similar to us

>>71504753
>in bed
Sounds like she was in there with you

some of my aspie behaviours:

scared of using the phone
was too afraid to go in a supermarket alone until i was 16
was too afraid to check into a hotel alone until i was 24
was too afraid to use chip and pin until i was 24 in case i got my pin wrong
hate queuing in shops
hate waiting at a pedestrian crossing because all the cars will watch me cross
walk like a spastic
talk like a spastic (either too quiet or incoherent)
cannot make small talk, can't even say bless you if someone sneezes
certain noises drive me insane - car horns, car/house alarms, whistling, children playing
force myself to make eye contact with people but now i do it too much instead of too little
confrontation makes me tearful
never ever casually touch people on the arm/shoulder/back like normals do and hate having it done to me
filmographic memory, can recall entire convos from years ago (this really freaks people out)
cannot even pretend to care about other peoples lives
highly obsessive since i was little. when i was a kid i was intensely obsessed with trees, license plates, dinosaurs etc

>>71504687
*raises fist*

what was that sonny?

>>71504692
cummed in my flatmates pussy just this morning x

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are you watching closely?

>>71504791
i sleep in mumsie's bed sometimes if i get scared at night :c

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>>71504811
>hate waiting at a pedestrian crossing because all the cars will watch me cross

iktf

>>71504692

touched fingers with a girl at work while exchanging a pen

>>71504753
damn my maman used to do that too when i was younger

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Lads what did she mean by this?

Am I onto a winner?

>>71504781
Well if by some miracle coincidence they ever read this, hi aliens :) Much love

>>71504559
only because OP here was obsessive about spamming the other one

Going to kill myself on Tuesday, give me some tips

In before helium, the government outlawed pure helium/nitrogen

>>71504862
Are you 14

>>71504862

are normies really this vapid?

ahh yes lets vote for some black scumbags who talk fast instead of the greatest pop artist of all time

i take that back

>>71504862
>no y
>u
>Ur

>>71504811
you forgot

>being a self obsessed cunt

NIGGERS

Nearly finished the Bhagavad Gita lads

>>71504892
jump in front of a train
jump from a bridge into water
car crash

>>71504918

who cares

award shows are pathetic circlejerks

>>71504811
Cute
*rubs your shoulders*

>>71504862
I bet if your floor was sparkling she'd have said it back

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4248598/Man-28-marries-woman-82-rang-mistake.html

>>71504939
one never finishes the journey towards spiritual enlightenment

in reality you are only just beginning :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFOaOGpOpfo

ah yes the northern powerhouse

>>71504862
This can't be real, she's talking like a 14 year old and you're acting like beta orbit supreme stalker edition.

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*clears throat*

does the complete dross on offer at the brit awards prove that normals can be trained to "like" basically anything? they're just robots, can't even call them conscious.

>>71504781
>wrong
how am I wrong?
all evidence and probability points to relevant alien life not existing (relevant as in existing during the same time period as us and close enough to us to communicate ever)

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>>71504665
>tfw Moldova is classified as a '''''''''capitalist'''''''' country

how do I stop having bigoted thoughts

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>>71504103
JUST

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The youtube gf has released a belter of a new video
Very good day indeed

>>71503096
>Paki women WANT paki men though
they love white cock and go full slag at uni when parents are around. even seen a couple with black guys wtf
though tbf plenty of them are indians but you can't tell the difference

t. also a paki

>>71505321
>(relevant as in existing during the same time period as us and close enough to us to communicate ever)

don't fucking move the goal posts you fucking twat
kill yourself

>>71505250
*in reality You are only just THE Beginning*

I had a dream last night that I got an ear piercing near the top of my ear. Looked pretty cool actually.

>>71505356
>was jsut imagining preggers charli desu

>>71505260
don't see what the problem is

>>71505383
>they love white cock and go full slag at uni
I wish

>>71504752
careful with that goy or we might have to retrieve some more oil

lads
is this a tranny
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/video/video-1416513/Warwick-s-Rudd-hilariously-blurts-answer-University-Challenge.html

>>71505414
had a dream that i was the usual cinema i go to and there was a terrorist attack in it
woke up screaming in terror dripping in sweat

>>71505464
obviously

Would you hesitate to pull the trigger on a nigger?

r8 me plans la

>finish uni
>apply for jobs in the UK and EU
>get job and become a yuro

>>71503009
lol why would you even want to do that, white girls are way better and there's no chance of her family shunning her forever
there's too much pressure on paki girls culturally, socially, religiously, from family etc.

indians are way more chill go for them they're nearly exactly the same

>marry yank gf
>can't bring her to the uk because I don't earn £18,600

>>71505510
i get depression living here m8

What's it like having a girl sit on your face?

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fuck off looney leftie luvvies

>>71505555
Smelly

>>71505510
bad plan

Meeting Libe Barer in 30 mins

got 800 'likes' on a daily mail comment. I personally consider 10 'likes' to be the equivalent of 1 (you) so i effectively gained 80 (you)s this afternoon. Not bad.

>>71505618
proofs

Can you embed pictures on 4chan??

>>71505551
find like minded people across eu and try and travel more la
>>71505594

money isn't my priority la

>>71505555
calling Scotland Yard for that one laddo

>>71505555
Hmm well two holes where poo and piss come out of are being pressed against your nose and mouth.

The idea is nice but in reality it's just shit.

>>71505550

pathetic

>>71505650
yes

bankers? dont get me started on bankers

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Hello my british friends

>>71505702
Thoughts on their bonuses?

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>>71505696

Jamie Vardy will continue to get worse and worse for Leicester until he falls out with the club and never gets picked. He'll sit on his massive contract, never play again and then when his contract runs out he'll join a league 2 team. In a half a dozen years he'll be one of those guys we say "remember Jamie Vardy" and everyone will laugh and ask whatever happened to him.

Screen cap this

>>71505746
sickens me

Give me examples of real Communist countries. Ones that are egalitarian and stateless.

I like cats they are cute and nice but they give me boners which makes me feel bad I wish this didn't happen to me so I could have one as a pet :(

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>>71505464
this boy was the dweebiest, mostly autistic contestant I ever remember seeing on University Challenge.
http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/university-challenge-contestant-oscar-powell-from-peterhouse-cambridge-gets-twitter-talking-after-a6764601.html

>>71505738
fuck off chinky twat open your eyes

>Bradley Walsh at the BRIT awards

what's he doing there

>>71505775
go back to the tribal human days

>>71505805
'eroin

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is it an image board again?

Want to wank but can't be bothered for the trip to the bathroom to wash my junk in the sink.

Free speech is dead

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nobody enjoys my company irl

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*takes a deep think

>>71505738
重长平婆娘

>>71505800
kek I remember him

oh boy all this talk of communism yesterday was fun, let's do it again

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>>71505805
>>71505805
>what's he doing there

>>71505843
i've got my knob about but i've been well sweaty all day so my bell absolutely reeks

putting me off

>>71505492
>see flag
not a dream mate

>>71505840
How to I post an image without uploading it just a image URL???

>>71505862
4th one should be Deleuze

>>71505855
>irl
are you implying we enjoy reading your abhorrent posts?

mhmm

i have a use for you

>>71505887
that wasnt a REAL talk about communism

>>71505933
Acceptable post

>>71505933
great post

>>71505659
already going the US have to wakeup at 2 in the morning to go to London because my mate fucked up his VISA

i'd like communism if there weren't so many happy merchants involved

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>Free speech is dead

Free speech is fedora'd

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>>71505922

>>71505775
Revolutionary Catalunya

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>>71505862
leaf tier post m8

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>>71505903
heh, nice try mate

Communism would be great if it was national and actually socialist

>>71506049
so Strasserism/National Bolshevism?

>tfw don't work as a lawyer in a City firm

end it boys

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>>71505800
>The award for the most obvious Virgin on tonight's #universitychallenge goes to Powell of Peterhouse, Cambridge

mean

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>started getting weird red rashes on my forearms
>Went to the doctor she said it's probably just an allergy, take antihistamines and see how it is in a few days
>2 days later it's actually worse, got really important work thing tomorrow/friday and seeing the family on the weekend

Fuck sake. Sorry everyone, you're gonna catch the AIDS too

>>71506048
>that lad that bought his crush in work Bill Turnbulls album

Still screeching

What the fuck is a radical centrist? It's like being a liberal conservative

>>71506095
that was me too lel
it's fake sorry but it is a bit of a (You) generator

communism would be good if it wasnt communism

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>The disease attacks the brain, leaving some victims in a statue-like condition, speechless and motionless.[4] Between 1915 and 1926,[5] an epidemic of encephalitis lethargica spread around the world. Nearly five million people were affected, a third of whom died in the acute stages. Many of those who survived never returned to their pre-existing "aliveness". "They would be conscious and aware – yet not fully awake; they would sit motionless and speechless all day in their chairs, totally lacking energy, impetus, initiative, motive, appetite, affect or desire; they registered what went on about them without active attention, and with profound indifference. They neither conveyed nor felt the feeling of life; they were as insubstantial as ghosts, and as passive as zombies."[6] No recurrence of the epidemic has since been reported, though isolated cases continue to occur.[7][8]

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>so Strasserism/National Bolshevism?

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>>71506048
erm...mate

Leciester are shit!

shit!

>>71506127
Fuck off you cunt I know it was fake I was laughing at the post

>>71506065
No national socialism

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>>71505884
She would certainly get it.
http://blewswire.com/spotted-the-ten-best-looking-cambridge-contestants-on-university-challenge/

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why are we phasing out bobby helmets exactly? Is there anything more pathetic then the appearance of a modern British """policeman"""?

>>71506092
barely anything there you soft cunt

hey lads, I'm learning englando, how much hate would I get if I post here as a means of practice?

>>71506104
Holy fuck you tards need to an hero if that doesn't make sense to you. Nothing contradictory about it, it simply means one is radical about their belief in their centrist views.

>>71506147
you are not a true lifelong like me

>>71506155
"National Socialism" in the Hitler sense was just capitalism

He cuddled up to business and industrial elites and purged the socialist SA wing of the party in 1934, led by Roehm and Strasser.

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Do it again pilot Pinochet

>>71506169
People nick the helmets, they don't nick hats

Saves the cost of replacing them

>>71506197
fine if you dont shitpost

>>71506169
probably because they're impractical

Look based though I agree.

>>71506197
falklands are british and always will be

>>71506049
austro-marxism?

Gf sat on my face in her pants and jerked me off earlier lads x

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Me on the right

How are the police supposed to chase bad guys with those stupid hats on?

>>71506217
>He cuddled up to business and industrial elites

Just like Stalin?

>>71506144
fuck off mum

just popped a 5-htp, might get a bit crazy and take another ZMA.

>>71505673
>>71506252
redpill me more on face sitting

>>71506132
Sounds like me now

just bought 2g of H2O. gona be a crazy night haha!

>>71506269
How do you work that one out? Stalin implemented a centrally planned economy.

Morning lads

>>71506293
it's ILLEGAL

>>71506273
good lad

keep those neurotransmitters flowing

>>71506222
I hate the message but love the content.
|:-/

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*slides into the thread*

wahey!!!

>>71506196
I know and isn't itchy or anything but it's definitely some kind of disease

Drugs are bad

I'm sorry but that strain of Communism doesn't fit my very particular strain of Communism

>>71506338
nonce

Just fed a hobo for 10£ you cunts

>>71505673
wait they don't come out of the same hole??

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>>71506243
>falklands
I don't know what that is mate

>>71506239
alright then

>>71506222
that's legitimately disrespectful.

>>71506338
*lies down at the bottom with my mouth open*

Ah yes, antisemitism. Not a fan.

Mum and her bf are arguing again

>>71506357
there's a reason communist parties always break into a billion identical groups without a strong hand to force them together

Communist bickering is literally the reason why Hitler came to power.

just burnt £20 in front of a hobo lads

so... let the bentposting begin?

>>71504811
Mostly me apart from the first 5

GET ON THE CROSS

*puts on health and safety approved neon reflective jacket*
*puts on hat with checkered pattern that looks like something a milkman might wear*
*removes all potentially lethal weapons from belt*
right, it's time to nick some baddies and confiscate some baseball bats at the local council estate

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>>71505926
CRUSHED>>71505855

say nice things to me please

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*stands behind the bar drying a large pitcher with the Coors logo emblazoned on the side*
*your number gets called over the speaker system and you approach me with your ticket in hand*

What can I get you, pal?

rolling a SPLIFF WAHEY AHAHHAHAH

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Ahh yes

My mantits are honestly embarrassingly big.

>>71506400
>Stanley

Cucked.

>>71506480
literal wanker

>>71506472
ur willy is good

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I just want a Daisy gf

>>71506472
You are a nice la, la, and tight

>>71506472
you are very pretty
i want to be your friend
you have nice eyes
i like your soft skin

pint of carlings cheers

Fucking state of pakis

People in the flat above me got an Xbox and all I can hear in the evening is the fucking menu sounds it makes

Pisses me right off it does

I get noise complaints every time I want to play music for a bit but they play films on super loud volume until past midnight every night

And I can't complain because I sent a pissy email to my landlord about people complaining about the tiniest of noises

Might just have to move out

>>71506421
>abloo bloo the goyim are getting uppity

watch this and tell me that natsoc doesn't seem like a good ideology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaCHBmGWcBc

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>>71506428
Excuse me sir, my wife's pregnant she's *HUKHHH KHTU* in the back of the car, we've run out of petrol just need 50p to get to the hospital can you help me out

what happened to the term trolling?

the kids these days just talk about bait

Why aren't they showing Tom Hiddleston in the Kong adverts? Are they trying to hide him?

mate's gf's sister is coming back tomorrow lads

reckon i have a chance

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>>71506520
>>71506516
>>71506509
thanks lads needed that

*starts a flamewar*

wanker lad football bloody piss cunt

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What did they mean by this?

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>>71506400
>ARGIE-BARGIES GOT FREE LEAGUE FOOTBALL AND I DIDN'T

why does it hurt when i pee?

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>>71506592
i was only joking

i don't mean any of that

>>71506016
http://econfaculty.gmu.edu/bcaplan/spain.htm
bullshit

liberal conservative here

who /noiserock/ here

skepta is going to win album of the year even though konnichiwa was shit because muh diversity

>>71506617
UTI

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*blocks your path*
Right, I want you to stop raping children, right now, lest I be very cross with you.

libertarian communist here

>>71506660
fuck off racist this is my culture

>>71506644
Why do you even care about the results of awards shows

Those things exist literally so famous people can sit around and wank each other off about how fantastic they are

>>71506605
So embarrassing when people cave

>>71506622
too late already screenshotted it and sent to me mum

just had a disastrous poo

wiping was going fine when suddenly i had LOADS of shit on my middle finger and thumb, don't understand how it even happened

>>71506644
it won the mercury last year you absolute mug

>>71506565
it died out around 2012

>tfw no gullyside bad gyal to wine pon mi cock after some ackee and saltfish

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got no mates at uni haha

getting the daily dose of The Young Turks

>>71506605
Bowie won lel

>>71506704
*licks it off*

>>71506605
>David's father is Afro-Grenadian and David's mother is Anglo-Jewish

Didn't have a sex dream that I can remember last night lads

Not gonna wank again and hope for one tonight

>>71506728
wonder how my m8s would feel if i they knew it was coming here that made me avoid the 'sapp

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what are we all drinking lads?

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>>71506700
i am your mum

oi oiii

>>71506728
haha

>>71506774
water

>>71506707
i know, don't see how that changes anything i said
fuck off you spacker

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>>71506728
same
went to all the freshers week events and all too hehe

>>71506552
play things back twice as loud then

>>71506609
>free league football
wat?
you mean the broadcast?

>>71506678
t. seamus o'bergstein

>>71506785
whats up vietman

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Reminder that THIS is the most powerful man in our nation's capital/

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imajun mah soup rise

>>71506774
been to the franziskaner brewery 2bh

>>71506805
How'd you fuck up that badly haha

>>71506768
whatsapp can be cool if you actually like the people, don't be memed
i think i might just have been really unlucky this year

what does it feel like to have a girl do this to you

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487692461839.webm

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*bangs on your door*
right, I've recieved a tip that there might be radical Islamic activity at this residence. Now, this stops right this instant, as you can see I am armed with a torch and shan't be afraid to use it if you continue to be out of order.

>>71506785
cum ga xxtra spicy with tofu chop chop

>>71506817
drunk and broke my finger

u

>>71506798
shut up you fat racist nerd

>>71506564
My friend fell for one of these a few years back. Guy said his car ran out of petrol when he was applying for work in town lol

>>71506807
Can't because my landlord threatened to kick me out if I got any more noise complaints haha

Might just throw things at my ceiling instead

why is the crisp man presenting on BT sports

>>71506805
me too haha!
my flatmates ruined it for me i think, im just going to blame them
>>71506830
not him but ive also managed to not have sex once here ! !

>>71505555
It depends. If she's completely clean and has mainly her pussy on your mouth that is nice if you like giving oral. I personally very much like the sensation of having her entire vagina on my mouth and face. I also do not mind having her butthole in my face too so the entire experience is very lovely in my honest opinion.

Hope that helps.

>>71506822
state of londoners electing this ""man""

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487537643254.webm

if you can't make friends at uni then there is no hope for you whatsoever

>>71506834
I'm honestly more impressed with the size of that penis.

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>>71506728
me too lad, third year as well

>>71506873
i'm a virgin but i think i'd like it, cheers

>>71506834
very underwhelming

would quite like to visit the north

>>71506829
nice, how was it

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*feels you on the Airwave*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jO_lHYmW5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDI-GfKUcYk
>>71506815
yes, on the telly–box, joven.

>>71506830
>>71506872
flatmates didn't add me on facebook or anything
don't invite me out with them

>>71506834
she clearly has no idea what she's doing

I'd send her packing if she pulled out those moves with me

>>71506856
all vietnemese should be killed

no to racism

>>71506902
quite frankly this 2bh

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owen street towers in manchester uc

>>71506900
Genuinely surprised babestation and the likes still exist when camgirls are pulling in a few grand per night doing jack shit but sitting in their houses while whiteknights shower them with their disability bennies.

the time has come for me to roll a marijuana cigarette

>>71506915
nice

>>71506963
i bet a nice Israeli a few mins ago and he gave me some water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Yp9MZXGV4

>>71506903
bit gay

>>71506864
i'm a grime connoisseur you absolute fucking mong
konnichiwa was just a shite album compared to what it could have been fuck off

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>she clearly has no idea what she's doing

>I'd send her packing if she pulled out those moves with me

watching vids of interracial couples on youtube

>>71506728

then you;ve fucked it on easy mode, your life is effectively over

>>71506965
unless they're like _really_ brown

>>71506910
kiel?

>>71506946
They knock on my door asking me to come out and i just ignore them until they go away. They're fucking cunts though, they literally just try and open the door if i don't respond. they should fuck off and take a hint. Considering trying to move flats if possible

>>71507012
of england

>>71506946
They are your flat mates

You didn't speak to them in person? Ask them if they're going out, etc

>>71506942
oh, but it won't be for long, our right wing government is ditching the football broadcast program and it's going back to cable TV, who are probably going to make it available through subscription only.

the downside of not being communist anymore, I guess.

so many toast wankers itt

>>71507025
kiel of england?

>>71507024
autism

>>71506869
You could ask them to keep it down la

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rate the battlestation

>>71507068
how? you'd be alright with it if i just barged into your room when you clearly didn't want me there?

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Right, I see you are displaying the flag of the so-called Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant on your property. That's a ticket, you scum.