/brit/

>>71501588
most of those are probably other Europeans though

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This is what a 10/10 face looks like

>>71501624
not a looker in the bunch

thats it lads ive had enough

going to down 2 bottles of calpol and take 4 paracetamol

see u on the other side

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*squats*

>>71501605
>Syriza
>radical leftist

top kek

>>71501588
Hopefully soon we will have a 30 years war situation thanks to our new war hungry Muslim demographic

Cant wait to subdue the Birmingham Emir and seize his chattels

>>71501588
I am so sick of these threads. NOTHING is going on in Sweden. We are the beacon of hope in a bigoted world and your drumpfkins just can't accept someone who isn't your own skin color. Most of our women prefer migrants to whites in this country because they are sick of the same stale rhetoric pushed by white men. My family took in a migrant and he is the best father figure I could possibly have, even though he is younger than me, he has actual life experience. Maybe one day you will all wake up. I get to live in a country where I can be openly homosexual without feeling oppressed like I would if I lived in the west. Hell, even visiting family here in London, I still see the bigotry that the USA propogates. It leaks through the borders. I am truly free in my home country, and it makes me sad seeing all of your drumpfkins clamor over REAL fake news.

>>71501674
Allah willing

>democratic socialism
the stinky vaginal discharge of politics

>>71501685
hi monica!

oh gosh oh golly
i'm not a wasteman i'm not a wolly

>>71501651
>that weak chin

fuck off I could knock her out in a single blow

>>71501651
FUCK

FELEESHA

>>71501651
stop posting this tranny

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TINY

>>71501751
fuck off you bender

>>71501651
Does she even lift?

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Sent the text lads, really nervous now.

Wish I'd done all this shit in my teens rather than 20s

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This. So. Much.

>>71501786
lol

>>71501753
That's it. Drumpf is finally finished.

Fuck, how are the left so good

>>71501777
lifts my willy

>>71501783
oh my days fuck off
this is only interesting to you

>>71501695
Its all up to the Grace of God and Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour

>But Omnipotent God permitted no such thing. Knights of the true God, protected on all sides by the sign of the Cross, rushed pell‑mell and courageously struck the Turks. In the ensuing rout the besieged scurried to safety by way of the narrow bridge to Antioch. The survivors, who could not push their way through the jam of people and horses, were snuffed out in everlasting death, and their miserable souls returned to the devil and his legions. We knocked them in the head and drove them into the river with our deadly lances so that the waters of the swift Orontes seemed to flow crimson with Turkish blood. If by chance one of them crawled up the bridge posts or struggled to swim to land, he was wounded. All along the river banks we stood pushing and drowning the pagans in the pull of the rapid stream.

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>not supporting palestine over the fucking yids

>>71501783
just got back, what was it?
>>71501786
janner, arrest this man

Just received a new Tefal Ingenio pan set

is tinder still a thing?

>>71501753
The real picture is even funnier than this

>>71501651
>ears pierced
>shitty eyebrows
>arms too long
>nose has a slight lean
>shit taste in lingerie
1/10 i'd shag her

>>71501835
>giving a shit

>tfw probably going to being made redundant because of brexit

ah yes very nice

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>not allowed to hav a laf about Trump without being called a commie

>>71501835
I'd rather support the Jews, Israel being the only decent place to live in that area is testament to that.

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan.

>>71501835
NEED A Hijabi gf

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Get this text:

>Hey! Is this Chris?
>No response after I reply

>>71501835
Yids let you drink

What makes young people so obsessed and clingy to the EU when most of them didn't even know what the EU was until Dave said we'd have a referendum

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accidentally swallowed a ball bearing

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan .

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https://twitter.com/CharlieEgress/status/833117688813723649
CUTE

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>NEED A Hijabi gf

>>71501922
le bouncy bird

>>71501921
FUCKIN TORY RACISTS

Might do a wank to a yank

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>ayo, you, mutha fuckin whyte boi, toilet bowl complecshun havin ass bitch, stop bein white!

>>71501886
Sure is a decent place for the Palestinians

>>71501922
Hhahaha youre going to have fun shitting that out

>>71501921
THA BLOODY TORIES WANT TO HOLOCAUSTHA NHS

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan..

What's the difference between National Socialism and National Communism?

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>>71501940
>First reply is the Paedo Hunter vigilante saying "See you soon"

>>71501983
he's a british agnostic of pakistani muslim origin

>>71501588
And the majority of them are Finn's or people from the former Yugoslavia, what's your point?

>>71501940
wow what a nice guy x

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>>71501952
*paints face black*
better?

>>71501940
pedo
>>71501935
>>71501935
racist

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan!

>>71502014
foy

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Lads.
Let's be serious for a moment.

Why do non-whites hate us so much?

My willy is bigger than all of yours.

>>71501835
>supporting mudslimes


screechigniging

I have a massive cock and none of you can compete

when was the last time you had a bath
don't think I've had one since I was a child

>>71502135
half an hour ago

>>71502083
bit gay

Cock has been filled with blood lately

Usually it's cold and dead

Wonder why

>>71502135
with my gf last week

>>71502059
jealousy , inferiority complex and insecurity

>>71502135
when the shower was broken

>>71502135
Last night

Oi, non-Bongistani Anglos, do you have mars bars in your cunt?

>>71502135
I had one last year and remember finding it such an odd sensation because I'd not had one for many years before

>>71502135
this sommer

>>71502169
ewwww gross

>>71502169
Why? Girls wash irregularly, you probably had a filthy bath tbqh

Business idea: move to a foreign country

>>71502059
jealousy and terminal inferiority complex
its worse when they come from shitholes too.

>>71502135
I had them over the summer when I was home alone. Went all out with candles and music and a drink and all.

JUST GIVE ME A (YOU) FOR FUCKS SAKE IVE BEEN ON A 2 MONTH (YOU) DRY STREAK

>>71502135
About 2 years ago, only because the gf (at the time) left the water in.

>>71502229
Only the arabs and chinese are truly evil

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>>71502281

>>71502248
>>71502216
she showers everyday

>>71502135
I had one about a year ago, not a fond memory, showers are much better.

shant be giving this mong a (you)

how come ribena is a self hating paki
is it because he cant fit in his family

>>71502281
>lukewarm bath
Fuck that

*ignores your post*

Reckon it's time to cut the old toenails lads, haven't givum and trim in like 2 months. wbu?

How do you tell your gf you want a footjob

>>71502329
daddy issues

Pay up piggies

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>>71502338

>>71502363
cut them every 2 weeks

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>>71502281
>bathing in someone else's filth

I spend 2 hours every week watching a 30 year old man in America play Tetris.

What weird things do you do?

>>71502373
you kill yourself degenrate footcuck

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SOMEONE ATE MY CHILI

white people are the best race

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>>71502373
need your soles on my knob, luv

>>71502397
>slut shrapnel


DROPPED

>>71502303
>everyday
it's "every day" you illiterate cunt

reeeeeeeee I want a gf now!!!!!!

Thoughts on white people?

>>71502499
>>71502465
>white race
no such thing

>>71502442
What about bengalis

>>71502499
ok on an individual level

>>71502442
>Paki's at my school were scum
i think most kids are not really nice with each other at school
>Paki's at mosque were scum
how come? just go there and pray no?
>my father is a rapist scum
hm yes

>>71502499
scum

aciiiiiid

>>71502499
God's gift to the world.

>>71502499
They destroyed my Homeland but then took me in

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What books you lot reading then?

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>>71502557

>>71502423
for the past couple of weeks I've been talking to Russian/Ukrainian girls online, watching spongebob squarepants, playing cookie clicker and eating doughnuts and doing almost nothing else in my time awake instead of doing my essays. I've also been sleeping for 2-4 hours three times a day instead of going to bed

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>>71502580

>>71502580
les faux-monnayeurs and holzwege

>>71501588
That's a fucking cool flag tho

>>71502619
whos the guy on left

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>>71502499
Not a fan

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>>71502494
>tfw got a roastie proto-gf
>literally mental, borderline retarded and annoyingly normie

Fucks sakes I just want a cute abnormie gf come on

>>71502409
She didn't work as a coal miner lad

SHE DID LIKE GETTING BLACKED THOUGH AHAHA

>>71502652
our mel

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>>71502619
Mel has been forgiven anon

>>71502619
Mel Gibson's latest film is nominated for an academy award, you absolute sponge

>>71502499
Inheritors of God, the master race for whom Earth is our birthright.

>>71502671
whats a proto-gf?

>>71502678
banned from hollywood is he?

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>>71502619
>cucktholics


fuck off kike

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>are you taking me back to your place, anon?

>>71502442
Pakis are quite lecherous and unstable, but arent you half paki? Why would you accuse your own father of being a rapist?

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>>71502580
don't get the hype, it's purely about how shit being a postie is

StinsonHunter is blatantly a nonce

>>71502499
Need to be exterminated

getting bored of this cutting meme
literally hungry all the time

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big white cock and black girls lads

>>71502619
polanski makes the better films though
its all that matters

>>71502707
Where you have both admitted you have"feelings" (I don't really), but you're not officially bf/gf because she hasn't changed her facebook status yet.

>>71502728
he's 100% wanking when pretending to be the child and talking to the nonce

>>71502711
Irish Catholics were the most steadfast loyalists to the crown

>America gets Catholic immigrants
>We get Muslim ones

How is that fair?

>>71502714
I-I live with my Mum... We can shag but you better be quite and go home before breakfast.

just had a wank and did some prostate massaging, came handsfree twice and finished myself off the third time.

bit messy with all the coconut oil though

>>71502747
wow such vapid normie dribble

very thicc hips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCdYEInD9Og

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FACT

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>>71502745
good post

>>71502755
fuck the crown, the pope and ireland

>>71502745
nah i'm good senpai

>>71502767
does your willy go soft after you have a handsfree orgasm or does it stay hard and you can cum again and again?

>>71502762
muslim women are good looking, catholic women are munters

>>71502811
it stays hard and you can cum again and again

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>>71499810
Mister “CANNOT BARRAGE AGAINST THE FARAGE” on L.B.C.
>>71502745
more of this, please.

>>71502745
this
particularly when they're thin and have an afro

>>71502745
what does black pu$$y smell like?

>>71502796
THAT'S MY OC BASTARD

YOU CAN'T JUST EDIT MY OC

>>71502799
Fuck off you puritan ponce

DON'T engage

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English are the most powerful race and scotcucks and celtnigger try to pigg off our achievements

>>71502849 Calpol.

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Proudest moment

>shoving things up your bum

lol enjoy your handsfree prolapse

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>muslim women are good looking, catholic women are munters

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This.

>£30 MILLION for a new Scottish channel

Do you want the shirts off our backs while we're at it?

what does it feel like to cum inside a girl?

Are you lads as worried as I am about storm Doris?

(I am VERY worried btw)

>>71502693
Ah yes, because being blacklisted for over a decade is okay if they eventually let you back in.

>>71502746
Passion is better than Polanski has ever even dreamed of.

>>71502897
im serious i only swipe right for black or paki girls on tinder

Might fuck the girl from Sneaky Pete tonight

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think i got ripped off lads

>>71502849
You know in the summer where you're working all day in 30+ degree heat and you get home around 6pm and your body is fucking MOIST and you wipe a finger on your sack and you take a whiff and you think you're going to faint?

Something like that.

>>71502900
So Marital Rape, thats much better than Rape Rape
Why do you hate yourself?

LONDON

ACID

CITY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPFtfawyOws

Just found out Milo's real last name is hanrahan lmao

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lads would you shag ellie goulding. y/n

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>>71502952
christ

>>71502947
lmao shut it

I only read the Evening Standard

>>71502900
question, can i as a white male marry a pakistani muslim woman or do i have to convert to islam or are they not all that strict

>>71502974
I thought it was Wagner

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>>71502755
in what year? I need a reminder on this place's history.

>>71502787
nice o.c.
>>71502796
wew lad

>Get a haircut
>Clear up my skin
>Gain 60lbs
>Nice bit of stubble on the go
>Get contacts
>Go to meet a girl I haven't seen in a year and she comes into the coffee shop and sits at the table next to me because she didn't even recognise me.

Reckon I've made it lads.

>>71502959
how much did you pay for that baggie of leaves?

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When I was younger I could keep wanking through my orgasm and have another one directly after. Doesnt happen anymore.

>>71502967
mmmmmmmmmm nice

>>71502985
yeah ok

>>71503011
Nah Wagner was his first fake last name

>>71503035
You were born biologically female but are now a trans-man

>>71501877
that's how i feel 24/7/365 la
minus the homoerotic part ofc

>>71503000
utter pleb

>>71503013
17th century- Supported the King against Cromwell and then the Stuarts against Parliament's puppet

>>71503053
hmm
starting to think this so called "Milo" fellow is a rather shady individual

>>71503030
I tried it a few times and it was ok however I asked him if I could just buy the real thing and add it to my blunts as I wanted. For some reason he got mad and held a gun to my head and said I don't know how to smoke right. We diffused the situation but I'm worried about buying again from him? Is there a chance he could hurt me?

>>71502985
>brown eyes

nope

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Worried about the future of Europe desu

>>71501639
Finns are the biggest immigrant group in Sweden.

>>71503075
mel gibson's passion is nothing next to Pasolini's Il Vangelo secondo Matteo

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>>71502933

Got £3 left in my Ladbrokes account

What shall I put it on

>>71503092
>held a gun to my head

lmao

why would you even think of going back to him. I've seen dealers with guns but for their own protection not fucking customers

>>71503096
i think shes more of a british paki but she can still hold fluent conversation in urdu as well as english also shes about 10 years older than me and she doesnt wear veil or any of that stuff

>>71503116
me in the middle

got a severe tights fetish

Got a £30k job that requires about 2 hours of work per day, but I still have to be in the office for 8 hours per day. Spend the rest of the time on websites like the Guardian because I'm too scared to browse anything controversial at work. Bit bored of it desu.

>>71503116
Want the right to win and the EU to fall apart, but a bit nervous that Geert might win. He runs his mouth off too much. Isn't subtle at all.

>>71503158
ill kill ya cunt lol

>>71503116
Geert Wilders looks bizarre
what a fucking weirdo

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>>71502619
Prods and Kikes united to keep the proud Catholic Man down

>>71503154
Sevilla BTTS & win

have an ingrown toenail
;((((((((((((((((

>>71503170
literally me

>>71503170
stop being an alt tight faggot or youre gonna lose your job if it gets out youre a closet racist

>>71503170
Had a job like this before
Used to sit on ebay and gumtree looking for deals to pass the time

>>71503096
So you hate yourself because of a few physical attributes??

dealer held a gun to my head and started going on about his mother


proceeded to backflip and kick him in the face and laugh at all the runts here

>>71503137
I like NPR but it definitely has a pretty lefty bias, more for some programmes than others

Definitely worse than the BBC for bias

>>71503116
whos the one on the right
shes peng

>>71503131
>Starts talking about an entirely different film by an entirely different director when he realises his position is indefensible
Are you disabled?

*looks at flag*
Oh
*goes to talk to someone else*

>>71503190
His hair looks like a wig, look at his hairline, it just looks off.

having some nut butter

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social anxiety is driving me to suicide lads

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as an act of kind I'm going to start translating some /brit/ gimmicks for our American friends so that they may better understand our ways. Beginning with the much loved '10 grams Amber Leaf'

*clears throat*

AYY yo dis nikka in the 7/11 just now deadass axed for ten grams of Amber Leaf - BRUH. I wuh like: BOI

>>71503268
bit gay

>>71503137
>The economist
>Conservative

Ahahahahaha

>>71503116
people forget that that the dutch suffered really hard at the hands of the nazis, theres no way wilders will get anywhere, france suffered too but to a lesser extent

the economist is a radical centrist publication

*draws on vape and poorly blows "smoke rings"*

>>71503116
Hope all three of them do well xx

>>71503116
who's the one on the right?

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>>71503245
Frauke Petry, she is going to make Germany great again.

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>>71503303
Thoughts?

>>71503217
Haven't approached subjects like Brexit with the colleagues yet desu. On the one hand it's a 95% white office so I might get some support, but on the other hand we're a bunch of yuppies in London with quite a few European staff members, so there'd probably sack me on the spot if they knew how I voted.

>>71503220
Spent the last hour of my day today looking for cottages in the Cotswolds to buy, and changing to an Excel spreadsheet if anyone walked past my desk. Think it's going to be a long couple of years unless they give me some more work.

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>>71503294
>Wilders
>A Nazi

Is this a joke?
He sucks kike cock hardcore.

>>71503333
REEEEE French get out of my country

>>71503333
good bloke
should slow down on the coke

>go round to my nan's
>she's made chicken spleen soup

fucking hell just end yourself already you disgusting old fart

>>71503344
fascist then

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what's your poo level? about a 7 for me

>>71503333
excellent candidate

le pen OUT

>>71503341
>unless they give me some more work

you could just do something productive yourself, like learn excel

>>71503366
haha don't talk about your elders like that lad, never spleen or anything spleen related meself though

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Just lobbed out the stiffy and pulled it off for about 20 seconds.

Time for a cuppa and 30 minutes of self-loathing.

@71503374
You aren't getting a second (you) from me cretin.

Scared that the populist right wing leaders are just trying to ride the wave to get elected

>Dutch populist Geert Wilders talks of Moroccan 'scum'

>"There is a lot of Moroccan scum in Holland who make the streets unsafe," he said. "If you want to regain your country, make the Netherlands for the people of the Netherlands again, then you can only vote for one party."

Geert Wilders is LITERALLY not white. He is ethnically Indonesian haha

>>71503429
alri then

>>71503366
very bad attitude young man, you have got some exspleening to do >:(

:dDddd

>>71503460
always thought he looked a bit chinky

>>71503459
based

Scared that the populist right wing leaders won't ride the wave to get elected

chicken SPLEEN

Lol!!

i cant get over about katelyn's did..everyday im alwys thinking about her even though im so busy of my work..katelyn she's like a girl who made u day completed..iloveyou katelyn i wished i could meet someone just like your on attitude

>>71503459
if a major politican said this here about pakis they would be lynched

>>71503459
haha bloody hell geert c

>>71503421
That Pepe isn't sad, he's fed up with your bull shit

>>71503459
Being rude isn't based

>>71503459
lad

hate being a jew

i was at the bank earlier and people were just staring at me, i felt so uncomfortable

Mélenchon is more interesting than Le Pen

>>71503410
Did that a couple of days ago, spent the morning teaching myself how to make Gantt charts on Excel. Bit boring learning things like that every day though, I'm already pretty competent at most computer-related tasks.

>>71503542
sometimes the truth is rude and people don't want to hear it

>>71503533
fed up of your bullshit, ty'rone

>>71503529
Rightly so. No place for racial hatred in British politics.

>>71503497
>>71503529
>>71503569
'rke
>>71503542
'sheed

knickers are crustier than a bowl of cornflakes today lads ;)

business idea: early 90s progressive house

My cousin will be performing on the brit awards tonight. Please tune in for support xx

Build bridges not walls

Business idea: German synthwave-bf shuts the hell up

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>Rightly so. No place for racial hatred in British politics.

build moats not walls

>>71503581
boring but a valuable skill

excel is way more powerful than people think, master it and you're set for life job wise

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>EU countries all elect far-right nationalist leaders
>EU becomes an enormous ethnonationalist superstate
>we Brexit
>all the wogs in Europe move here

need an overly right wing candidate to become leader of the tories

a bit like corbyn is overly left but became leader anyway

Meeting with Libe Barer tonight

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>>71503656
I can help with that

>>71503676
>not having irish citizenship and easy access to the EU
pleb

>>71503666
could you say you would EXCEL in your professional life

tee hee

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>>71503663

business idea: early 2000s eskibeat

Business idea: /brit/ international brigade in the Spanish civil war

Does poleaboo hate pakistanis or muslims

>>71503676
Mong that's not how the eu works

going to post a pic of a politician followed by something about tories and include the words 'left wing/right wing' so people think I know politics

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>>71503676
sometimes sacrifices must be made friend

years from now there will be plinths in every European city with every leave voters name on to honour their sacrifice

Business idea: Capri sun boy I got the juice

>>71503663
phwoar

I will NOT be ignored

I say that I'm extremely proficient at Excel on my CV but I barely know how to do anything apart from shade cells and do a few simple formulas haha

If I need to do anything complex I'd just Google it.

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Business idea: piano solos

>>71503806
DJ DJ DJ

>>71503799
it's easy to teach yourself lad.

>>71503460
He is blond though

>>71503806
*plays opening chords to Rainy Days and Mondays*

>>71503806
>>71503821
C-C-C-C-COME ON

DICTIONARY

>>71503799
Same
I google loads of stuff for my IT job

ain't got a trim i got a hoody or a hat on

>>71503843
What other stuff do you lie about on your CV? Need to pad mine out a bit with stuff other than Office packages

pass my ting to the runner like a baton

>Dermot O'Manlet

Why are the Irish so small?

Blackfriars station is based

t. Stood in Blackfriars station

>>71503799
>tfw doing nested formula upon formula every single day
Kill me. Working in an office is hell. Might just wipe our database and gtfo

>>71503843
IT Crowd is actually genuine

m8 works at a school and all he does is reboot whenever there's a problem and it fixes it

>>71503875
Microsoft 365, active directory, ITIL processes.

>>71503799
I say I can speak Mandarin on mine aha

>>71503928
nonce

I lie about my degree on my CV.

>>71503663
Birthing hips

>>71503883

big things come in small packages x

ný
>>71503921
>>71503921
>>71503921

wtf

didn't know we were having an award ceremony

>>71503989
shan't

>>71503992
it's fucking shit already too

>>71504053
>>71504053
>>71504053
>>71504053
non spacker thread