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FOOD! REVIEW!

>>69811252
its sorel, FOY

those looks like retarded ww2 boots
>>69811255
t. never stepped in snow

rum down the gullet, paracetamol up the shitpipe

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nowt wrong with a good fred perry polo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OLHZ4OI4jl

also don't listen to that yank twat about button downs being for the office

go out on a weekend night and literally every guy at the bars are wearing button downs

>>69811286
Both cunts

only manlets wear boots

cant decide if yanks are 7 years behind or 7 years ahead
15 years is the retro cycle right?

>>69811255

I know that slogging through snow in Britain is a rarity but a pair of waterproof boots is a necessity for winter in the northeast and Midwest US

drumpf sure is draining the swamp by appointing rex tillerson the former CEO of exxon

>>69811273
Chicken Connoisseur > ReviewRunt 2bh

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why won't i die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhcF909mG-I

stay safe boys

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>tfw 20 and still get spots on my face despite being healthy and hygienic

Why can't I just finally have a clear face lads

>>69811320
>46c
isn't that death

>>69811320
lobster hands, skinny bitch

>>69811307
midwest and southerners are 10 years behind

coasters are either ahead or even.

likely ahead if were talking NYC or LA

>>69811320
3 days in the next week forecasted over 40
think I might off myself in advance

testing

>>69811325
genetics lad

i'm a dirty runt and have never had spots

>>69811325
I'm 22 and still get them

Real new:

>>>/lgbt/7561285
>>>/lgbt/7561285
>>>/lgbt/7561285
>>>/lgbt/7561285

>>69811325
entirely down to genetics

also stop drinking milk

Do not reply to this post.

the CIA took a fake story from 4chan

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>>69811339
>also stop drinking milk

>>69811337
>gay
>drugs
>constantly talks about being gay

???

>>69811345
no, professionals always check their sources
or they'd never work again

>>69811339
>also stop drinking milk
That so?

>>69811345
What's happening in Mexico lad?

>>69811339
yup. never had pimples in my life, seriously never, until I started lifting at 23 and drinking loads of milk.

>>69811191
Their toilets also flush the wrong way

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>>69811195
I'm not a skinhead
I have beautiful flowing hair

desu the only openly fascist things I have are a mix of Spainish + Italian patches/pins/belt and dagger from my great grandfather and a couple German pins.

>>69811328
The South doesn't follow stupid fashion trends you'll very rarely see people wearing skinny jeans and boots here or whatever the current fashion trend is

Fashion doesn't really change here it's polos and khaki shorts with a pair of sneakers or sperrys in the warmer months and sweaters and khakis with a pair of Clarks or duck boots in the winter

the source was a """journalist"""

>>69811379
that sounds like new england faggot fashion

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>>69811376

>>69811359
It's a gay general you dip.
Doesn't mean you have to talk about being gay, just means you CAN talk about guys without being harassed.

>>69811363
Wrong!

They also frequently fabricate evidence which is a staple of intelligence services worldwide

wait so did trump actually do the piss thing or what

>>69811407
no

>>69811318
>roughly 50-60 years to go

wew

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>>69811379
you're right they dont. but there shit style has been around for like 30 years. they just do minor tweaks to it.

i dont dislike southern people, or even the south itself, but i fucking hate how all the people look the exact same with their clothes and pic related haircut

>>69811404
that's career suicide
how are they getting away with it?

>>69811407
No it was a watersports fetishist fanfic that someone posing as a retired British intelligence agent (a /pol/ack) sent to a journalist

>>69811419
Would love to kneecap those twats

so it is now possible that the CIA pay trolls in the internet

>>69811325
barely got them even at the height of puberty :^)

>>69811307
>Still have to swipe and sign for card transactions

Can't make this shit up

>>69811421
because fake info is often just as good as real info, and the CIA wants to push its shadow war with Russia.

when you realize that mexicANO is a ctr shill you guys will go freaking mental

>FIVE TIMES OBAMA WENT VIRAL

hahaha yaaaaas slay queen!

>>69811419
That pic looks exactly like me and the lads from back in my college days

>>69811439
I didn't get many but they've persisted for years

>>69811440
Americans get angry and lash out if you ask them to use a chip, let alone tap

>>69811438
they already do, as does literally every other major power

>>69811419
don't usually get triggered by this stuff but that fucking bow tie

just why

>>69811469
This is why American Genocide is good and inevitable

i mean for example RT in español is filled of CIA trolls

Wow look at all this controversy just days before trump is sworn in, can you believe it! The very media that attacked him for over a year is now reporting on lots of reports about trump.

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wonder if provincials have cycle lanes like us

>>69811421
It's all about pushing an agenda the truth doesn't matter to these people so long as they get the end result that they want
Such results often not becoming apparent to the masses until the damage is already done

Remember how Saddam had WMDs and there was irrefutable evidence of it until it turned out that he actually didn't?

>big attack on trump
>he turnes it into his favour with the #fakenews attack on cnn
the man's a genius

haitiANO

I think guys look cute with spots or shingles t b h.

Ahh yes 4 more years of every political story from America consisting of "LOL! Look at what Drumpf said/did! Legal experts say he will be impeached!"

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any tips to improve the ol' tinder game lads?

>>69811512
>Bush and Blair bombing the shit out of an innocent country

ah yes good times

how the fuck did they both get re-elected

mad literally seeing trump supporters pretending they care about truth, accuracy, sources or reality when they support someone who's lied, repeated proven bullshit and been supported by literal paid trolls from the start

the world has gone nuts

Wonder if the bf is going to RP tonight. Means I can smoke weed in the bedroom if he does.

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wow
can you even IMAGINE??

>>69811545
No different to literally every yank politician for decades then
Literally all they go on about is how THIS is the time they get impeached

>>69811538
then you would love me darling

>>69811561
idc

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Not a fan of the Thai Amazon equivalent.
>order 2 things
>one comes within 5 days, the other was delayed until 24th Jan but has apparently arrived today although it hasn't.

>>69811396
continentals, when will they learn?

women are only for sex and making babies

furries still exist...

>>69811552
the same reason why drumpf will get re-elected despite of doing the same shit like oblonga

THAAAAAAAILAAD

>>69811565
we really do know how to cause mischief lol <|8^)

>>69811598
:/

>>69811376
I have a Luger that my grandad got off a kraut he killed in WWII

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mexicano replied to someone

what the fuck

>>69811512
>the truth doesn't matter to these people
>from a trump supporter
bahahahah

>>69811603
anyone above the age of 30 can't comprehend what is currently happening

>>69811585
tighty whitey ass nigga

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>>69811585
THAILAD!

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>>69811627

It's always amusing to see celebrities who live on estates, behind high walls with armed guards, who water their massive lawns and gardens in the middle of droughts, who fly on private planes, judging the rest of the country, telling others how to live their lives and what to believe, throwing tantrums on live TV. And after eight years of silence when rights are being violated these people put on a show to make it look like they care about humanity. They care about headlines, they care about looking important, they do not care about humanity.

Can trump at least get a good tailor while he's president and stop his tie going below the belt buckle?

bout to embarrass myself

>>69811638
Shan't

>>69811623
It's more that megamillionaire celebrities who live inside their elitist bubble have never been able to comprehend what's going

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I really enjoy this photograph

>>69811639
he's a man of the people posh twat

barratt > concord pacific

Redrow Homes are the patrician choice

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just saw this on the 'dit haha

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Boys are cute.

>>69811639
>stop his tie going below the belt buckle

That always bothered me about him it just looks awful

Ties should end between the belly button (if you're a fat cunt) and the middle of the belt buckle

If the NHS is so good why do MPS pay for private health care

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>>69811684
good post

>>69811683
Technically everyone is guilty until proven innocent otherwise you couldn't justify jailing people who are awaiting trial

Isn't Mexico completely collapsing?

Pretty sure we won' be seeing CHICano posting pretty soon when the cartel starts digging up his internet wire

>>69811638
t. bitter runt who's annoyed he's not given airtime to spout his uninformed childish opinions

irish subhuman

someone called me cute lads

think im falling in love 2bh <3 :) x

>>69811639
It's length symbolizes his virility.

I guarantee you he knows to stop it at the midpoint of his buckle but purposefully elongates it for subliminal indications about his masculinity

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getting married RIGHT NOW

also thinking about my fertility since I wank a lot

going to stab my parents for birthing me

>>69811660
like your president elect?

>>69811708
What the fuck are you on about you absolute spacker

Sort yourself out

chicANO seems to be agitated

member monster munch

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>Redrow Homes
ah yes

>its 2017, you have an abundance of money and architects who are able to create any style possible
>you cater to the upper-middle classes

>what kind of houses do you want
just give me that 1950s rapid build look fa.m

>>69811710
The Mexican army is building three new bases in Tamaulipas to try to take the state back from Los Zetas who currently control and administer it

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>>69811704
With the bf.

>>69811746
They don't make monster munch anymore?

>>69811683
me on the right

member sherbet

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just got called on skype randomly

I am 5'9 aka midget dwarf who is practically invisible

>>69811703
literally the only problem with the NHS are the alcoholic pikeys who go and get battered or bored pensioners with a cold filling up hospitals and wasting everyone's time

and then they moan about "inefficiency"

>>69811763
cute cat but i WOULD immediately heem your bf

>tfw have to walk 3 miles just to get to a store that sells coke in glass bottles

ah yes

>>69811734
Trump is called the blue collar billionaire for a reason because he is in touch with people's feelings and he spoke to those which is why he won

He realized that the average man cares about things like jobs and immigration and not about tranny rights or refugees

member happy meal

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Cat and a bug lol.

>The semen of the average man today has half the sperm, and of poorer quality, than 50 years ago.

hrm
to be honest it seems a lot of westerners have trouble conceiving

alex jones is a shill though

>>69811812
it's a hard knock life

So lemme get this straight:
no wall
hillary not imprisoned
swamp drained, then refilled with raw sewage
putting america first - except for israel and russia who come before that
no infrastructure bill or any spending
tax cuts for the megarich, leaving massive budget defecit for programs that help the working class
willingly giving power to china/generally getting bitched by them

Why did yanks elect him again?

chicANO is a political analyst

>>69811827
delete this post immediately goy

>>69811835
better than Killary

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Cat and washing machine.

>>69811830
el haitiANO wishes to kill you

>>69811853
nice

>>69811842
doing a think about that Stargate episode where the (((Aliens))) give earth all sorts of technology and knowledge but also secretly sterilize the entire planet so they can cut the population down over a generation to just a small number of serfs

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Cat being all tuckered out.

>>69811708
>what is bail

they only keep flight risks

chicANO is using a proxy again

just realised I haven't had a cig since december
quitting is easy, why do people make a fuss over it

member toys

my goal is to become hyper-fertile
I want women to get pregnant just by me looking at them

>>69811877
so what you're saying is we need to wait for a solar flare to go through the gate to go back in time and kill the jews?

>>69811879
Fat cat

One of the targets of the Georgia Guidestones is to cut the population down to 500m

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Horror movie Cat. x

>>69811900
I'M not saying it

i still despise trotskyists

>>69811885
If they were considered innocent then you wouldn't have to attach bail in order for them to get out of jail until the trial and many people cannot afford bail and for more serious crimes the judge will often remand the accused except in states like New Jersey which by law have to issue a bail amount so in serious crimes they just set it at an astronomical number like $10 million

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>>69811914
No,no, message received..

>>69811816
>plays the working class like a fiddle
>becomes the most powerful man in the world
>profits substantially
>does not do the things the working class want

cracks me up desu, you lads dun goofed

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>>69811907
easier to control from (((their))) castles in the sky

look at all the bad goys out there making a mess right now

member calpol

>>69811929
umm he's not even in office yet sweetie x

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ubt nevermind because hahahahah WEE WEE

>>69811850
good bait desu

member school

where do the tenants go when council houses get demolished?

do they put them in the luxury flats that get built on top or what

the Georgia Guidestones are the most fedora thing in existence

>>69811958
they don't demolish tenanted buildings without first building new ones silly

>>69811942
true that, he's not even in office yet and he's already gone back on a good number of his core election promises

comedy, pure comedy

*places stones with instructions in Georgia*

here you go stupid goys now do this

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me on the left

>>69811956
I'm glad to be done school
though final year of high school was supreme comfy

>>69811984
blur out the name or the janny will hear about this.

>>69811979
he's already saved jobs and created new ones by getting manufacturers to not outsource and to build new factories here

need a bgf to get pinked by me

got told it was 39° in the cbd today hahahaha

HOW COME HE DON'T WANT ME, MAN?

>>69811996
the companies have already said they would have done that regardless

>>69811996
**he's already offered companies free advertising by saying he convinced them to do things they were going to do anyway

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PRAISE KEK

>>69811924
when you're charged as a suspect the state gain certain rights over you, you're still legally innocent until declared guilty regardless of whether you make bail or not.

it's a basic principle of justice, you should know this shit

need a poo

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'member when Picard was hit by some energy-stream and lived 40 years of his life on a dying planet but in reality it was only like 30 minutes so everyone he knew for a lifetime actually was dead 1000 years ago?

I 'member

this twink wants to pay me £60 to spit on him
I'm not sure, seems kinda weird

>>69812024
why do you post these boring mediocre women

>>69811984
Face literally looks 12 years old

>>69812040
You're not really innocent then if your rights are taken away innocent men don't have their rights taken away by the state

trotskyists are going to love donald drumpf

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ah yes

>>69812053
Don't you see the frog on her finger????

ah no

>>69812088
wow

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>>69811273
Look, I finally have to ask:
I have no familiarity with reviewbrah or his works, do you guys sincerely like this guy or is it one of those ironic things like how /ck/ loves Jack?

.webm related: Jack's... "cooking".

i'm a big fan of donald trump

would suck his cock if he wanted me to

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Deanos on suicide watch.

spacebarsfuckedlads
whatdo

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>>69812094

>>69812108
he posts on /brit/

>>69812117
>giffgaff

What is this?

>>69812124

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDurEsVXI-c

>trump getting btfo by /pol/
it's too much lads
it's just too much

>>69812124
why do you pretend to be anything other than a caricature of a strange gay man?

>>69812143
mobile service provider
I don't know what the american equivilent is, but it's cheap and unreliable, maybe verizon?

>>69812143
A mobile service provider you can quit any time you want so there are no contracts. You just pay each month you want to for mins, texts and data. You save money this way plus you can update your phone whenever.

>>69812154
I'm still drunk, hungover, and I thought I'd be funny. Why do you have to take everything so seriously.

>>69812181
you must be drunk all the time

>>69812168
t. contract cuck with 2 months left on his EE contract with his banged up Galaxy S4

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>>69812189
Oh.

>>69812168
Verizon is in the top tier along with AT&T
Sprint and T Mobile are in the tier below that

Providers for poor people here are US Cellular, Boost Mobile, and Cricket Wireless

>>69812108
I'm a big fan.

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what did chianon mean by this?

shall have soup for dinner
I can hardly wait

>>69812148
why do gay men always put on a lispy faggot voice

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Ayo white boy

>>69812067
>innocent men don't have their rights taken away by the state

it's all technicalities, but yes they are. it's an accepted social system, how else would the police operate?

you're also gained rights remember due to being classed as innocent, a lawyer, right to silence, and presumption of guilt is not allowed in interviews or in court even if it's plainly obvious the defendant is.

>>69812067
you are though. in the eyes of the law, you are innocent until proven guilty. the entire foundation that is based upon is that you will receive a fair trial free from assumption or prejudice. it doesn't mean you will be treated as a man caught up wrong place wrong time until that judgement is made though.

the entire process of incarceration while awaiting trial is vital. anyone with no ties to a community or high means of escape will do a runner with any charge, let alone serious ones meanwhile there are some cunts whose crimes either committed or accused are so hardcore you don't want them out in the public out of fear of their safety or of others.

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How do you just "meet" people? This is an alien concept to me, how two people can form a lasting friendship/relationship by standing near each other one time in the dog park or being at a concert or something. How does this happen?!

>>69812239
Ahh yes, the ol' 'firmation 'ias.

If Russia can hack the Democrats to get trump elected, what was stopping the MI6 agent releasing these "bombshells" during the election?

>>69812262
It's always alluded me how conversations between strangers get started.

I can count on one hand how often it's happened to me.

I'm in the school of thought of only talking when it's necessary to talk. Saying "I like your hat" is a pointless waste of air.

gonna do a suicide

There's a lad next to me at the bus stop who looks off his nut, can't straighten his arm, hand has dried blood all over it, looks and smells like he's pissed himself, and is babbling away to himself about something intelligible

Should I just leave him to it or what

>>69812262
>how two people can form a lasting friendship/relationship by standing near each other one time in the dog park or being at a concert or something. How does this happen?!

That's an extreme rarity

Once you're done with uni it becomes near impossible to make friends

>>69812297
tell him you're from MI5 and know all about what he did a couple of years ago

>>69812297
All me.

Trying to poo but nothing is coming out

>>69812297
You should call the police

>>69812309
>>69812310
>>69812314
Too late my bus arrived and he didn't get on it haha

nighty night

>>69812345
Sweet dreams, yank

how do I win friends and/or influence people?

Once saw someone who had a face from the 20s and wore a suit from the 20s
Was walking in circles talking to himself and looked mad, not a single person was paying attention to him either

Time travel gone wrong haha

>>69812358
be yourself

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘4chan janitor’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

had an accident and mangled my arm lads. blood everywhere. pissed myself too. just missed my bus. not having a good day.

>>69812386
bet you feel silly now haha

>>69812359
what does a face from the 20s look like lad?

why is it so hard to find a job ffs lads

>>69812411
italian mafia face I guess, something off godfather

el canadiANO gordo

>>69812382

Lads, I've got a question.
I'm being made redundant, however I've not worked at the company for 2 years yet. I have 29 untaken holiday days as it's the beginning of the year.
I know I won't receive any redundancy pay but do I still get the money for the untaken holiday time? As far as I can tell, I should do.

all these fat fucks at agdq

what the hell

ive literally never had a passion

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the 'bo

Oats? Why must you insist on hoarding the wealth of our people so that they may starve to satisfy your gluttony? Brother, I have read a pamphlet which has told me that one day we may all consume oats to our own ability and needs...

>>69812497
are you a woman?

>>69812485
obese NEETs at a videogame speedrunning event? never!

>>69812481
they'll probably try and get you to leave early instead of paying you for them desu

>>69812519
dumb post

im getting too gay for this shit

>>69812543
you know im right

now go buy those pills that you need, cutie

New: >>>/tv/78311055.

>>69812497
Trainspotting is my passion

quite a good hobby.

wish my fucking dissertation supervisor would just tell me what question i should do

>>69812469
feel bad for fatties 2bh

even if they lose it all they have loose skin and stretch marks

>>69812555
stop this misogynistic nonsense

>>69812536
I'll probably be gone before I'm there two years (beginning of Feb this year), but as far as I can tell I'm still entitled to the holiday pay. Even if they put me on gardening leave, I'd still be on the payroll for another 29 days which means they'll have to pay me anyway.

>>69812560
How did you even get into a PhD programme without your goal being presented?

>>69812589
this

>>69812592
Dissertation is undergrad.
Thesis is postgrad.
t. neet phd.

>>69812572
same especially since in many cases it's because their parents stocked the pantry with nothing but junk food

thankfully my parents never had fizzy drinks or crisps or candy in the house

literally get heart pangs every time i catch a glimpse of my face

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To what claim to you have to my oats "brother?" If I have known my fruit were to be given to the many then I'd not have waddled so fast as to claim them first from the hands whom nurture our people--tell me brother, has it been found that those hands will cease to produce our fruit?

>>69812589
>misogynistic
Not him, but I hate it when I get called this. I am only misogynistic to girls I don't like. Because they deserve it for being greedy, selfish and vapid cunts.

In reality, I love vaginas a lot.

>>69812631
Bet you're a big qt. x

>>69812621
Here a dissertation is what you present to get your PhD

Thesis is for your masters

Capstone project is what it's called for your undergrad

>>69812631
hello handsome haha

>>69812631
fuck off turtlemong you look like a spastic

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>>69812633
>the response
Oh ho ho, shit's getting real

going to learn how to program lads

>>69812640
alri Elliot Rodgers

>>69812673
I'm not sure they'll appreciate that tbf

>>69812673
Same lad, what language are you thinking?

>>69812673
useless skill

>>69812646
>>69812656
depression pangs
>>69812668
im not turtlemong he has a nice face

going to learn how to pogrom lads

>>69812673
>>69812695
learn Python first

>>69812623
>it's because their parents stocked the pantry with nothing but junk food

always. my parents are veggie wankers so I grew up pretty healthy, but if they want to stop the obesity "crisis" I'd be all for regulation on what parents are buying and feeding to their kids due to sheer laziness.

>>69812695
going to start with python

have got a really basic book to start with before i move on to other stuff

>>69812717
This to be honest

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Let me tell you something Brother...
it was not always like this you see, there was a time before the farm and before the farmer's hand, like the hand of God delivering the oats unto us.

long ago, in the dreamtime we were strong, our bodies muscular and exploding with shear power.
the farmers could do nothing but cower in the face of our might as we basked triumphantly in the mud of free pigs, snouts raised high.
we took oats as we pleased back then, carving up the earth and farmers alight with our mighty tusks, now all but vanished in our current bloated and slothful forms.

But my dear brother, I still hear the calls in the night, our lost brothers like phantoms wait just beyond the veil of night, crying "Liberty!" to all those still shackled and broken here by the farmers whip.

cast aside your sinful oats, your seven pieces of silver, and join me so we may taste something far sweeter than any trifling oat.

>>69812640
>Not him
fairly sure he knows youre not me

>china
what u doing in china lad?

also, do you happen to run a youtube channel that only have content regarding china?

>>69812726
I'm going to sound like LinusShillTips for a second but I do legitimately like Lynda.com, it's expensive though

Why do the English let their children scream outside?
I would be livid and hit that child. But I don't like children also. Fucking takes 16 years for them to actually develop.

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>im not turtlemong he has a nice face

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>>69812673
Ruby and Python are both good intros

maybe C or C++ if you want to start from the base

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Doing a wageslave. Bit snowy out.

>>69812765
I know C++ is the main industry app language, what's the difference between it and C or C#?

>>69812786
fuck that looks comfy. i'd have called sick in an instant haha

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>>69812737

Blessed are the hands which maketh my body large and my mouth wide to consume as it was said! Just as it was said that we are blessed that our eyes are maketh round and skin fair. What is what separates our kind from the beast which you ennoble?

>>69812786
>panic
>open my curtain
>grey and miserable
>but NOT white
thank fuck

>>69812750
NEED to smash his face in

>>69812765
my work actually uses javascript but i'm not learning for work anyway

>>69812790
C# is for .net applications

Java would be much better to learn than C#

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>>69812811
the senses grow sharp brothers, hardened by the cold and the tangled cruel branches of the forest whch claw and scrape my flesh.

the hunger for the oats of civilized pigs may burn deep still in the very depths of my bowels, but in my suffering I have grown powerful.
my body, strong and lithe like those of our forefathers who dug their oats out of the frozen earth.
the painful yearning for oats from the shivering peak of my mountaintop has only served to enforce my own will to power.

I no longer desire the oats of common pigs; chained to the muck as much by their grotesque bodies as by their slave-like mentalities.

even with the yearning that aches just behind my eyes, I fear I will never again be content to return to the life I once lived, I have come so far now to fall back down and plant my face firmly in the mud once more would be little more than mockery, of myself and of you.

no, you are no longer my brothers, and your oats I can no longer stomach. The eagle and snake are my brothers now, the morning dew all I require for nourishment.

>>69812822
come @ me pussy

>>69812822
With kisses.

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>>69812750
better than mine

>>69812837
do u have a gf, turtlemong?

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>>69812823
>javascript

>>69812827
I know a bit of Java and the concept of objects etc.

keep hearing that it's a dying language though

>>69812852
not actually turtlemong, just thought i'd false flag haha

this canadian bloke should write a book instead of this oats meme, some of it is quite good

perhaps an autobiographical novel

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>ywn have an aussie bf

>>69812887
ah yes because it's definitely him doing the writing mhm

>>69812887
it's literally all taken from /lit/

>>69812896
well, seeing as you agree with me :v)

>>69812899
ahh, I'm too intelligent to browse /lit/

>SNOW IN THE UK
>BLIZZARD WARNING
>DON'T GO OUTSIDE

>literally just Scotland and Wales

>>69812899
that's my /lit/ thread btw and I wrote most of it

>>69812887
>>>/lit/8953023

>>69812921
yeah righto m8

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why do women always make this dumb face in photos?

>>69812923
well that changes everything, its shit now

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ah yes, no snow

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>>69812926
it is
the boar stuff at least is mine

>>69812931
wide mouth makes you look thinner

>>69812943
yeah believe you totally haha

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THAILAD!

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