/brit/

books have arrived lads

felicity edition

dubs confirm

>>69812966
Islam

women are beautiful creatures that men largely don't deserve

When you walk, you are touching the earth and the sky at the same time. When you are driving, you are touching neither.

>>69813001
hat

>>69812993
reroll

give me some good tunes to download please

I am trying to listen to only normie stuff to see if it cheers me up

gott ed sheerans new tune and now I am stuck on what else

>>69812960
desu I actually posted it in /brit/ before I made that thread
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69721017/#69721972

>>69813004
good post

cagers btfo

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ah yes

the self-styled "thailad"

>>69813004
You actually never touch anything at all no matter what you're doing what youre feeling is the repulsion between electrons

>>69813015
maroon 5 and marshmelllow

worried i got a girl pregnant

>>69813004
nah, I'm touching shoes and those are touching concrete so
*blows raspberry*
*gives you the V*
jog on

>>69813022
I wish I was good looking like this even if I had that body my face would ruin it haha

>>69813033
is that him?

>>69813008
fat stupid yank

>>69813052
don't worry German girls love to get abortions

>>69813033
keep your chin up dad x

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>>69813065
this is him

>no snow in manchester

hurrah

>>69813015
across the sea by weezer

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>>69813065

2 hours until the so-called post should be here...
Waiting for the cloud, waiting for the cloud...

imagine being fat

must be quite the sad state of being

>>69813033
How do people let themselves get this big

>>69813135
ask thailad

>>69813001
you don't know a woman until you discover her dirty knickers with crusted poo and blood stains

>>69813157
I must know my gf like the back of my hand then

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>>69813135
When your living expenses can be covered working 4 hours/week, and there's only so many kids you can nonce in a week, the rest of your cash quickly goes on food and drink

>>69813157
yum

>>69813135
genetics

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pick one

>>69813177
>>69813114
>>69813033
this person looks like they'd survive a car crash quite well

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>>69813197
fuck off

>>69813022
something seems off about this lad but i can't quite put my finger on what

>>69813197
3

>>69813197
SHANT

>>69813223
He's australian haha.

>>69813197
2 or 4

>>69813223
his head is too small for his body

>>69813223
looks like he's been Photoshopped
he looks like rubber

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>>69813223
hips

ok

I don't know why, but being told to "FOB" on here stings just a bit more than being called a "posh cunt" IRL.

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>>69813258

INCOMING TUNE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh7X_5ecEUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh7X_5ecEUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh7X_5ecEUQ

>>69813306
He dated and fucked taylor swift it can't matter that much

fucking hell liberals are so dumb

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>tfw girls like me until they get to know me

>>69813303
it's just poor people whinging about how jealous they are lad. water off a ducks back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0aWs9cSHz8

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>>69813360

>>69813306
>1.74m

those girls are too tall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdA_SfskrsA&feature=youtu.be&t=54s

hang on bruce!

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>>69813379

>>69813380
manlet

need a poo and some breakfast but mostly a poo but cba to get out of bed lads

cut my toenails

>>69813397

In order to love fighting, I have to hate it. There's no love in this without hate. You gotta love it because you want it so bad you're pushing yourself to those limits. Or you simply hate it. And if you ain't there to where you hate it, then good luck trying to love it.

it's adam and eve not adam and steve

>>69813459
nazi

>>69813388
enjoyed this video immensely

>>69813494
excellent post

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I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.

whenever my internet connection is dodgy i just search nigger in the search bar and my internet is back to normal speeds. weird

https://youtu.be/L4r_a5adehs

CHOON

>>69813494
Actually it was adam and leaf

i did a pig post haha

I SAY DO YOU SPEAKA MY LANGUAGE?

AND HE JUST SMILED

AND GAVE ME A VEGEMITE SANDWICH

>>69813524
tried posting your mum on /s/ again?
you'll get banned for off-topic, mate

I am tormented
with an everlasting
itch for things
remote
I love to sail forbidden seas
and land on
barbarous coasts

- rupi kaur

>>69813539
we were not discussing lauren southern?

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

did a poo haha

gf is pissed i don't want to go to bed yet, asking me why i want to stay at the desk on my laptop. she thinks i want to jerk off but really i want to browse /brit/ and THEN jerk off

>>69813568
extremely good post

don't really think god cares where you put your willy

i mean he's god, i think he's just having fun watching what his creation gets up to

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>>69813550

>>69813568
>gf
FONT
>jerk off
FOY

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>>69813568
>not jerking off while browsing /brit/

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It's clearly Adam and Steve, retards.

>>69813582
who are you to say what God cares about?

using gods name in vein for gods sake

it's madam and eve

the holocaust never happened

need a ol' 'cide

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To enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself. If you flatter yourself that you are all over comfortable, and have been so a long time, then you cannot be said to be comfortable any more. For this reason a sleeping apartment should never be furnished with a fire, which is one of the luxurious discomforts of the rich. For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blanket between you and your snugness and the cold of the outer air. Then there you lie like the one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal.

build a road through stonehenge

>>69813610
you got proof it DIDNT happen?

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gf took severance from her cushy government job and has pretty much moved in without being asked, she's been back to her place 3 times in the last 2 months. It's handy having her around but it's really cutting in to my shitposting time.

really wish i was jewish

it goes all all night night night night long

>>69813603
who are you to say i can't speculate what God cares about?

>>69813634
the fact that there are """holocaust"""" """""""survivors""""""" is proof enough

We're killing in God's name, using God's name in vain, for God's sake
I've got faith, I do pray
I want change, you want chains, I've been around the pain
This shit it wasn't fame, these man just act like they’re famous and you think that they’re actually famous
I tried rap for the fame too, got a pengting 'cause that's what they do
Got arrogant online, 'cause you have to be hated
Then it backfired in my face, feel like someone inside of me trying to escape
They say that the real me is hiding away from the (Power)
Spoke to my brother the other day
Yeah I've been told I'm a runaway
He said my entire fate relies on this time and place
So I'm up from, 9 'til 8, my eyes are tired, my eyes are wide awake

>>69813635
is that her on the bed?

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

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>>69813635
DESKLAD!

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>>69813635
wahey

it's kiss a ginger day

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>>69813687

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I'm in love with this girl lads x

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old youtube player is still on this video

weird

>>69813715
Reckon I can use that on a fit lad? Haha.

>>69813735
said her a pic of your hairy arsehole

>>69813303
FOB

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>MSM

>>69813736
who is this semen demon.

is 25 too young to have a kid?

>>69813753
>2017
>not shaving your boipucci
shiggy

>>69813753
Erm I don't think that would be a prudent maneuver on my part but thanks for the advice anyway x

>>69813772
yes, unless you're a woman, then you're too old

>>69813772
if you're financially stable and okay with ruining your life, yes

>>69813735
>That forehead
Ayyy L M A O

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>>69813776

>>69813772
Cousin of mine already had two at this age, made a third since. As long as you can afford it, it's not too young.

>>69813770
all american rejects last song

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brekkie (eggs and ham on two weetabix)

>>69813808
i mean i can't but i'm white and middle class so i think that would sort itself out

hmm

>>69813820
You're doing it wrong

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r8 brekky

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>>69813820
pretentious bullshit

>>69813805
https://youtu.be/KEV3PWNMjLA

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she will never be my gf

any lads wanna play soggy weetabix? x

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Are all women from Wales Sophie Dee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjwCh1hT7Ek

>>69813820
kill yourself

>>69813831
kill yourself

>>69813894
brutal

>>69813911
bit rich coming from you methinks

>waiting for a parcel
>need a poo

I feel like this is my life

>>69813884
no

>>69813894
banter

>>69813894
Edgemaster extraordinaire

>>69813831
Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>>69813894
jesus mate haha

>>69813928
stop buying tat

>>69813894
kek

>>69813867
I'll play with -your- soggy weetabix.

>>69813884
welsh people all have big eyes and small mouths so it's a pretty common look

there is quite literally no better feeling than squatting extremely heavy weight while listening to death metal at max volume

it's a full body orgasm and in addition to being very sensual in that respect it also very ethereal, a transcendent spiritual experience really

>>69813974
Seems lke you could get the same outcome from just masturbating to ASMR videos

who /northernerer/ ?

>>69813974
sounds like you've just got a really good squat plug

>>69813990
*whispers in your ear*
now i'm going to rub sandpaper with my bellend

SKRTSTHRTSTKRSTHRSTHRCHRHKSHTKCH

>>69814034
hello, my northern brother

>>69813942
it's a meme you dip

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which one lads?

>>69814067
no, it's not. memes are funny

>>69814075
4

>>69814075
Ever notice how 4 is just a pointy 9

>>69814103
3 is just 8 cut in half

Did people from the chon really create the news about donald trump getting pissed on in bed? Does anyoje know the full story about what happened?

>>69814103
B is just 13 smooshed together

>>69814067
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>Carrie Frances Fisher (October 21, 1956 – December 27, 2016) was an American actress, writer, and humorist.
>humorist
really

>>69814131
It was a leaked Russian intelligence dossier, so the CIA spread the rumour that it was a fake created by 4chan

>>69814138
She was, just not on purpose.

>>69814138
>humorist

That's American for "banter merchant"

>>69814131
It was a fake created by 4chan, so the CIA spread the rumour that it was a leaked Russian intelligence dossier

>>69814159
oh man

I write my 1s like they are typed, not like |s. An undergrad girl in a tutorial I was teaching asked me what they were lmao.

>>69814131
It was a CIA created by 4chan, so the Russian spread the rumour that it was a leaked fake intelligence dossier

>>69814194
fuck off paedo

>>69814179
>teaching undergrads
PhD?

>>69814131
Dr Pavel, it was CIA

>>69814207
At the time I was, yeah.

>>69814179
*doesn't look up from phone*

yeah tell me about, it's been cold all week....

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>>69814131
Dr Pavel I'm CIA

>>69814224
good, lad

>>69814131
I think if it was 4chan it would be easier to trace with archiving

>>69814244
Yeah, it was fun, all the while I was there I couldn't wait to finish instead of enjoying what I was doing. Felt burned out a bit, didn't do a Master's and went straight from undergrad to about 3 years' worth of PhD. Record time and still was 24 by the time I passed my viva.

>>69814299
>Felt burned out a bit, didn't do a Master's and went straight from undergrad to about 3 years' worth of PhD
didnt even know this was possible. pretty cool 2bh

what were you studying?

had an alcohol induced dream that was in bed with the ex gf and she grabbed my hands and told me they were freezing (she frequently remarked on my poor circulation when we were together)

just went outside. very interesting dynamic

>>69814334
compsci.
The UK is one of the few countries where you can actually do this. Just got along with a lecturer from first year of uni, then did a few projects with her and I sort of stayed on because of my relationship with her as well.

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got myself a breakfast roll lads

>>69814346
>poor circulation

low test

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4giE9QhJ48

i miss her lads

>>69814374
i assume youre working now.

how much money do you make with a PhD in cs, if you dont mind me asking?

sort of definitely want a cigarette. not having one though

>>69814346
>ex gf

font font font

>>69814395
don't worry, you can find somebody else's lads to bum you fucKING BENDER MATE WAHEYYYY

>>69814409
good lad. you the lad who was taking snuff when he went drinking to help keep off the fags?

Show me your most playful emoticon

>>69814435
:^)

>>69814435
:-)

simple but effective

>>69814435
<;oPDDDD3

>>69814393
I think I am 2bh, from more than 2m away my chest looks clean shaven and I'm 24

>>69814435
8=====3

>>69814435
8==D---- o:

>>69814435
( . Y . )

>>69814405
i'm unironically a neet, lasted about 3 months at a new job surrounded by normies. Didnt do the PhD with anything in mind, I just genuinely enjoy research.

>>69814495
If your knob looks like that see a doctor immediately

>>69814418
nice

>>69814523
>jelly of my big curvy bellend

>>69814523
......if yours doesn't, maybe you should be the one seeing the dcoctor

>>69814516
BLUE BOARD

>>69814435
(-ε- )

>>69814432
no i am not. that sounds gay.

>>69814543
My knob looks like
8==>

>>69814435
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

would post an emoticon of my willy but 4chan has a character limit

>>69814565
ah yes, phimosistralian

wonder how the wagies are getting on

>>69814565
(¬_¬)

hate the type of people who tell you what type of person they are

>>69814516
( • )( • )ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

>>69814518
>Didnt do the PhD with anything in mind, I just genuinely enjoy research.
sounds good, mate

good luck

௵

>>69814621
wagie here. working at home today. heating's on, just had some porridge with a banana on top, on my 3rd cup of tea of the day. still in bed. think i'm doing ok tbqh

>>69814636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoHGTzqJTM0

>>69814678
wicked

>>69814435
>used to drop that (((((((((((((((((((((((.)~~~~ in AOL chat rooms, careful to pick a different colour for every character to make it look like a cigarette because i was the edgiest twelve year old online

good memories.

>>69814621
just turned up to work 2bh

less than 7hrs to go tbhfam

>replace shitty ethernet cables I got from products or with router
>used to be 1.7 MBP/S
>all Cat 6a everything
>8 MBP/S

Ah yes very impressive

hate the type of people who tell you what type of person they hate

>>69814700
no wonder you ended up here

>>69814668
nice lad
didnt think a wagie would be allowed to work from home

>>69814714
back to work goy, mr noseburg needs to make money

Got myself a job earning nearly £20 per hour but it's only 10 hours per week which is enough to cover my bills and living expenses with a tiny bit left over, can't decide if I should try and find a second job to bump my income up to the point where I can actually start saving money or just coast along doing the bare minimum.

>>69814729
----{----{---@

>>69814732
who the fuck else is gonna be working from home you melon

>>69814735
You'd be better off getting more hours where you are now

>>69814649
Thanks pal, you too.

>>69814636
haha don't worry I'm not that type of person

unemployed here. working at home today.

>>69814745
the 20p/h job will probably never be more hours than it is now or I would

it's spitting

>>69814776
Does it work on shifts?

You could apply for the opposite shift as well then

>>69814789
What the fugg :DDDDD

>>69814789
This website does actually have rules, and suggesting that you'd shag a teenage boy is pretty illegal in the real world. Hiroshima Nagasaki and his gang of bum bandit jannies have a legal obligation to report runtposts like yours.

>>69814812
>This website does actually have rules, and suggesting that you'd shag a teenage boy is pretty illegal in the real world.
How is it illegal? 16-19 year olds are all legal.

>>69814259
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax

>>69814835
Not in America

>>69814812
>suggesting that you'd shag a teenage boy is pretty illegal
right nonce banter is illegal now

back to farm you go, runt

>>69814732
>didnt think a wagie would be allowed to work from home
wfh is common you mick cunt

go scrounge some more

>>69814784
no, it's not that sort of job unfortunately, shame as at that pay rate I'd happily do a ton more hours.

>>69814715
You mean the stuff you got for free isn't asgood as the stuff you paid for?!

Got a job this morning lads. I'm going to be a teacher.

>>69814872
nonce

>>69814872
16-19 year olds are all legal.

>>69814743
>>69814863
looks like we've got a couple of upset wagies here haha

>>69814871
I paid literally £3 a cable, its not like I was paying out of the arse for the replacements.

>>69814872
What are you gonna teach, nonce

aussie rap is disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFVl39k8cWg

what I'm about to type will shock and horrify you...

*goes for a shit and doesn't come back*

>>69814896
Regardless of the actual price, if you got the same results with the free cables, why would they be free?

just woke up lads
did hillary win the election last night?

>>69814921
M-maybe they care about the customer.

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>>69814949
No, she's running or Mayor of New York next

They're also grooming their daughter for Congress so she can be President some day, because the US hates monarchies but is fine with permanently electing family of former presidents forever

>>69814896
£3 as opposed to £0.30 is a huge cost difference for a bulk manufacturer you fuckwit. Especially on the cheap products a dipshit like you would be using.

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>>69815014
ah yes cheap

>>69814901
ICT la

>>69815001
>is fine with
She got beat by Donald fucking Trump lad.

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>>69815001

>>69815050
No on respects IT teachers.

>>69815069
Because 4chan rigged the election and Obama used his "first black President" technique to defeat her "first woman president" stye

They're trying hard

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>>69815040
if this isn't a joke then i seriously pity a pleb like you lmao

Why would you have leather seats in your car?

In the summer you're just going to burn yourself trying to get into them

>>69815106
show me you're AU$4000 facebook machine pls

>>69815085
They do when they're 6'6" and built like brick shithouses.

>>69815148
You're going to spend all day getting bullied by kids.

>>69815168
I'm sure I will lad.

>>69814835
Not in the United States, which just happens to be where this site is hosted.

am unironically australian lads

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*points at you*

>>69815242
why would you do that?

>>69815148
ICT though ?
What age group are you even gonna teach

>>69815259
>teaching IT
>kids have had laptops since age 3 and were taught coding in primary school

I'd hate that job. When I was doing my GCSE we used like Microsoft Word and shit

>>69815242
what is wrong with you?

>>69815086
>4chan rigged the election
yes im sure /pol/ memes had a huge effect on the majority of trump voters who are in their 30s-40s

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy do

I know it fedora but I do think men looked better when they wore a suits all the time

don't mind me lads I'm just typing this to make it look like I'm working haha

>>69815295
This is the sort of post I'd expect to see on an American teenage girl's tubmlr

>dont smoke cannabis for 2 days
>wake up at about 5:30 am

on my way to becoming a CEO

>>69815329
What exactly does a non-executive director mean / do?

>>69815323
A Cock Embracing Organism? Everyone look at this Cock Embracing Organism! He embraces cock up his bum!

>>69815329
>he doesnt have the connections that his parents got him
>he didnt get the elite education due to his parents money
>he will never be a big time ceo
LOL

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Sometimes I really miss America

/ looks like an italicised I.

>>69815333
they delegate work to everyone else and drink whiskey in meetings with japanese businessmen

>>69815380
t. Jamal Gonzales

>>69815382
twisting my melon man

>I was flying out of LA the other day... this city man, it's almost like a growth, like a bacterial thing
>you know it's like are we even people anymore
>we're more like a fungus now with all our computers
>I'll show you... jamie can you bring that up please?
>yeah that video right there. there it is
>so here's this video of a centipede fighting a spider

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>>69815380
same. things used to be much better, pic related

Still waiting for the post...

>>69815485
here it is

the post

that post

>>69815380
Are Brits counted as the nOoOoOOoOooOOoOoOooOrthern brothers?

>>69815380
i miss stroud, where i stayed for two weeks

I took a pill in ibiza

just had a cock embracing orgasm lads

>>69815520
ibuprofen?

>>69815514
>stroud
I don't know it. I'm an American myself.

>>69815418
cant remember if it was on brit or on /tv/ where there was an impersonation of joe rogan that was so spot on that it was hilarious

>>69815569
Same

just realised i did NOT engage in a wank last night

the proverbial river shall be gushing tonight lads

been sipping voddy/rum throughtout the day, and gotten drunk every evening for the last three days lads

not a fan of being sober 2bh

>>69815514
the one near petersfield?

>>69815606
ye, life's pretty boring being sober

>>69815496
Oh silly me. x
Actually came without me hearing though. x

>"El Muelle" or "Sexual Roulette" is a dangerous sexual game that began in Colombia but has spread across much of Latin America. 1. The game became popular among young Colombians but has quickly spread to other countries and resulted in a number of young girls falling pregnant. 2. The game consists of a a number of young men lying down while the girls take turns performing intercourse with each man. They rotate in turns, as if it were a human game of roulette. The first one to ejaculate loses.


sounds incredible

I feel like I'm reading same the posts every day.

>>69815654
no
gloucestershire

told my mate I'd crush his legs against his house wall with his own car, reverse and run over his bollocks, and then kill him by running over his head.

>>69815713
really?

have you ever read this one? >>69815729

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>>69815711
kek

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you lads like my frog?

>>69814843
>zerohedge
*tips*

>>69815753
>>69815759
hmm...