A minute's silence for those anons who can't get laid or get decent dates
Lest we forget
*farts*
brisbane bf
>>69809682
they only have to wait a year at most
how is your floor cleanliness?
>no edition
janny will NOT like this
Piss off Aussie.
I purchased this for use with Rock Band based on the good reviews here. As the other reviews have indicated, it is very sturdy. The padding is thick and VERY firm, which I think is a good thing as it will probably soften up with use as padding normally does. My biggest complaint with it is, I'm not sure how you're supposed to use it to play drums! Even on the lowest setting my feet don't touch the floor, making using the bass pedal quite challenging. I even tried removing the height adjustment bolt altogether which lowered it about 1/2 inch more, but it was still too tall. At 5'7" I'm not exactly short so I don't know who this is designed for (people from 6-8ft tall from the looks of it). How the 12yr old in another review is able to use this is beyond me. I think I will end up cutting off some of the bottom of the pipe and drilling another adjustment hole which should make it work perfectly.
>manlets
still haven't spent any of this because i have no life haha
please kill me
>>69809682
Lest we forget
>>69809698
shall be going clubbing on saturday as final part part of my break up ritual
if it doesn't work out and I end up not scoring I shall be forced to shag some tinder runt
>>69809720
Didn't read lol.
>>69809735
good luck la'
dont forget to listen to how soon is now by the smiths when it doesnt work out
>>69809726
not a pixel
>>69809728
please do NOT post my arse without asking first THANKS
>>69809701
>trips
We had these quads in /brit/
>>69809763
>i was the one who posted the get in every other thread on int
YOU ARE WELCOME
>>69809753
thanks mate
listening to my break up playlist right now, still feel bad abotu it all but the rum has taken the edge off
>>69809682
This thread has been visited by the IMPURE FLOOR OF VIRGINITY
Dirty floors and lack of qts will come to you unless you post "CLEAN FLOORS TO ALL" in this thread
y r boys so kute x
>ex-gf asks me out for drinks
>she wants to get back together since she's not been able to get another bf since we broke up
umm no sweetie xxx
>>69809788
see yank, this is what happens when you wear shoes indoors
>>69809810
might as well post pics of your ex
phimosis
just spent nearly $600 on an electronic drum kit on amazon
i feel a bit queasy
have a 30 page paper due friday and have 2 pages done hahaha what am I like
>>69809837
fellow drummer here
good lad
>>69809843
> what am I like
a mong by the sounds of it
>>69809855
this 2bh
>dubs
very nice, good job
>all the snow has melted here
I bet the Christians did this
It was fun with you lot.
t. der Jude
feel sick
drunk too much on an empty stomach i reckon
tried the gay thing, not a fan
>>69809822
nah, people here are autistic and will manage to find her social media accounts and then link it back to me and dox me
can't be too careful these days
Yanks, in your country there's a drink/soda(?) brand that begins with Clear or something
one of the flavours they make is cherry, what is the brand
finally the kike will shut up
dont reply to the you-know-who
>>69809873
Pics. x
>>69809882
honestly dont know mate. doing a think for a bit
>>69809882
mount gay probably haha
>>69809880
good man come back to the right team
remember that paki lad who "made" a clock and barry bongo tweeted about it?
he just got charged 82 grand for a frivolous lawsuit
ah yes trump can't elect a son-in-law but Clinton can run for president because of her dad
>>69809882
clear pepsi
>>69809880
>>69809882
lacroix?
>>69809907
What happened to the lad that was transitioning. He still around?
>>69809880
I tried the gay thing
turns out I'm bi and had a nice relationship with a twink for ~18 months
>>69809852
i only really play guitar, i just got a craving to play drums for some reason. i usually don't make snap decisions like that, especially not with that much money. hope i don't regret it
>>69809907
doing a screech
>>69809906
FOY
doing the old read of the now-ex gfs texts haha
I should work in an armoury because I am a proper weapon haha
>>69809912
you mean crystal pepsi?
being buggered must be like having a massive shit that gets stuck and really hurts
how can anyone enjoy that
what does a girl's fanny smell like lads
>>69809907
source? ahmed the clockboy i assume
>>69809948
pucci jooce
>>69809948
like a bag of sand
>>69809949
aye
http://www.dallasnews.com/news/irving/2017/01/10/glenn-beck-among-dismissed-clock-boy-defamation-suit
>>69809907
source?
>>69809907
Cool lawsuit, Ahmed.
Don't see what the big deal with being a gayer is.
Boys are cute.
>>69809943
>>69809926
>>69809912
nah lads it was like Clearwine or something
>>69809963
>The family moved to qatar shortly after the incident
lmao. i fucking hate muslims
>>69809946
Ummm sweetie you do realise that there are gays who don't have anal sex right? I'm one of them.
>>69809978
cheerwine?
>>69809983
pretty sure his dad was part of the qatari government or something
>>69809963
i'm about as fond of glenn beck as i'm am ahmed
>>69809978
>>69809991
probably this. literally never heard of it desu
>>69809986
>blowies only
sounds a boring sex life
>>69809978
cheerwine
want to have my mouth on a pretty girl's fanny
>>69809963
that kid was such a runt. his project fucking sucked and he did it 100% to play a prank.
>>69809978
Everclear?
>>69809999
same here, but seeing that smug paki runt get what's coming to him is satisfying nonetheless
>i fucking hate muslims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5X6F1URAzs
It's not fair
Theory: These are all the same poster
@69810028
Rasheed
>>69810010
>>69809991
yeah that's the one
damn this picture makes me thirsty everytime
>>69810028
t. Sheikh Suleiman al-Britani
>>69810019
>>69810019
i think the father had a history with filing lawsuits for 'racism'
@69810046
alri rorko
>>69810044
how autistic do you have to be to spend time making this
me
>>69810046
>>69810052
>>69810052
legend
>>69810044
fucken leaf why dont you go wilt already geez
>>69810067
never underestimate the autism of a fucking leaf
which one of you fucking RUNTS stole my nail clipper
Lads I believe I have Bipolar disorder and I'm going to the doctor on Monday to get some medicine
*marks the floor with my White Sign Soapstone*
>>69810044
heh some of these are replies to me
>>69810089
mate, why do you have to make this place look so uncool?
told some runt mick that he has bipolar and he believed me hahaha
why can't I buy coke/7up in glass bottles anywhere
On the record, I used to like anal sex, but we both tried it and it was just so much hassle, and we were 21. Now 27 together.
It was just so good when I was sleeping with teenagers, haha, he was like 17 and me 18.
>>69810103
What the fuck are you on about you twat, if this is that Haitian shitskin cunt please fuck off and die
>>69810124
but u can (in sweden) HAHAHAHA
>>69810085
>nail clipper
just use scissors like a normal person you utter runt
>>69810135
sorry Nigel but over here we can afford clippers
is it cheating if you spellcheck your essay if it's in a foreign language? doing a moral conundrum
Daily reminder that if Hitler wasn't German he would have been a leaf
> if this is that Haitian shitskin cunt please fuck off and die
>>69810135
did this and absolutely fucked my big toe. the nail grows at a 45 degree angle off my toe now so I have to keep it super short
>>69810130
im sorry la
go get your meds
>>69810085
I'll give it right back bro
>>69810124
most of the old fashioned/american import sweet shops near me do it in bottles, though I've only seen coke
still bite my nails 2bh
that irish monkey is going off again lads
Sad!
>>69810153
He posts scat porn and shit sometimes, bit of a wanker
>>69810156
Stop trying to fit in by using British colloquialisms you pathetic sack of shit 'la' 'mate'
think its having a tantrum
some canadian posted this on /pol/
going to pretend it was me that made it lads haha don't tell anyone
>>69810172
t. lad who's uncle was killed by the IRA
>>69810182
t. a strange Haitian individual that posts scat porn on tuvan throat singing forums
t. someone who only remembers the late 90s, which were objectively shit. 90-96 were GOAT years
>/eire/ has merged with /celt/
lmao bitter tossers have a general dedicated to moaning about england
me
>>69810204
>tries to hurt me by calling me someone im not
good lad, i despise that faggot too
Might go for a walk in the park today
I'm gay and weed makes me really really horny.
Hope I get some today and wank for hours.
>>69810236
Whatever lad it's sweet aha this place was never cool anyway x
>>69810246
make sure your floor is clean first la
>>69810265
>get drunk texted by a girl at 3 in the morning
>get recommended for a really nice job that fits my profile perfectly
mysterious ways indeed
>>69810305
who are you
*walks in carrying a slab of VB*
YEAAAAA THE BOOOOOYS ARE HEEEEERE
>>69810314
I'm me
>>69810332
haitiANO?
bought some strongbow todays lads
the cans are like matte black feeling
>>69810339
No, sorry, is he a friend of yours?
>>69810346
>cider
absolute runt
>>69810347
might rub the willy
>>69810346
Ah yes, a new worlder bought pisswater in a can that's x10 cheaper here for the gimmick value
Carry on
>>69810346
Genuinely disgusting.
>>69810358
nah, just wondering
wouldn't want scat in the thread
>>69810362
bought a few other ciders as well as 30 coors lights
>>69810369
it was 2.75 for a can, not bad at all
mmhmm yes very interesting
*walks away whispering "runt" under my breath*
haitiANO
>>69810375
Oh yeah I wouldn't worry about that
Maldita lisiada.
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484201847596.webm
the gf
>>69810401
Ah good
about that text message, what kind of job? also that girl wants your dick if she drunk texts you at 3 am
Anyone here a member of a political party?
>>69810419
will he travel to another country?
tell me about haitianos lads
>>69810411
Where's her dick?
thinking
>>69810442
two lost brothers from haiti have made their way to sweden, living like kings
>>69810427
will be when the radical centrists form
*sits on your face and wiggles*
*BRAAP* oh goodness!
FoOD ReViEW!!!!
>>69810411
Hot
Lyra Law?
>>69809907
im howling
>FoOD ReViEW!!!!
>>69810411
>how she checks her balls
HAHA top kek
>>69810426
Can't say. I have a gf so I was just relieved it turned out to be about a job desu.
just had my third chewy trail mix mixed berry bar lads
ama
>>69810452
Remember that first kiss you had with a guy when you went on the first date to see a movie and you got all really nervous about holding hands, but you did held hands throughout the movie then outside he kissed you.
reminder to you racists that everyone is Australian m'kay?
Multiculturalism is Australia's strength
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX__i-zeaWs
gonna do a squad
>>69810444
Can't wait for him to die
>>69809999
Those are some nice digits, I'd like to have a look at those for you if you don't mind.
>>69810427
member of both the Liberals and the Conservatives
ahhhhh fuckkkk lads tuc crackers are quality
>>69810482
>Can't say.
ah ok
good luck family
>I have a gf so I was just relieved it turned out to be about a job desu.
doesn't change the fact that she wants your dick
>>69810487
Absolutely fucking degenerate. So happy you'll never reproduce.
>>69810524
>he doesn't eat ritz
something to make you think
>tfw internet is so shit it barely loads captchas
80s new retro wave
https://youtu.be/aNzLERKtgMY
>>69810539
What's this, a map of where bellends congregate?
>>69810539
here's something to kick start the old neurons lads
>>69810538
I eat both laddy me boi
I'm not an elitist like you rits eaters
>>69810535
But heteros keep making homosexuals.
Really makes me think.
>>69810560
Not a fucking hope there's that many mosques in NI
Literally not a chance
>>69810560
that's just a population map
>>69810142
please answer lads
plugged it into an online proofreader and now i'm scared turnitin will flag it
>>69810528
Thanks man, think I'll need it desu
>>69810588
>>69810583
utter retards
Do you guys read comments in /flag/'s accent?
I do for all except NZ because if I try it just registers as handicapped Australian.
>>69810588
No one lives in Ireland?
doing a drunk
>>69810611
I put 1 face behind each flag
>>69810611
No, I imagine some sneering hipster for most comments
>gee-a-teen
>>69810592
Yeah mate, turnitin will detect whether you used spell check
Fucking runt
>>69810604
I know it's a map of pubs, I was just making a joke you eejit.
>>69810614
it's a map of the united kingdom, so it doesn't include data from ireland
>>69810611
i can't see base flags due to adblock, so no
>>69810614
He should have said human population map.
got kicked out of a club for being pissed
what do they expect, wankers
have you read "Notes from a Small Island"? thinking of giving it a go
>>69810632
had a chuckle at a seppo post lads, think it's time for bed
the runt trap
>>69810627
yeah but its a spanish essay
spellcheck feels like cheating, it flagged loads of stupid shit like adjective agreement that i would have got wrong otherwise
dumb pirate frogposter
Can hear my mum waking up
Shan't be moving
>>69810322
unironically kill yourself
>>69810667
MEXICANO!!!
Smoking Amber leaf without a filter like a cowboy
Yurt
Is it immoral to have children if you're gay?
Really hate children, so it's not for me.
be nice to the mexicano
>>69810660
>spellcheck feels like cheating
What the fuck are you on about you cunt
thanks leaf :-)
>>69810689
Being gays immoral and against my faith
whats that really shitty facebook meme page that aussies have
where they call all women three holes or something
something about the boys.
>>69810689
>morals
violently screeching
@69810704
ur mums fanclub innit
>>69810709
brilliant desu
Being irishs immoral and against my faith
The archetypical Celtic man
>>69810691
i'm meant to know how to write the language properly
obv any other subject would be fine but what im being tested on is whether i can spell things write and do shit like adjective agreement. spellcheck fixes that, so it feels like cheating
>>69810709
what the fuck why
>>69810671
my dad just went to work
I can get a drink now
>>69810695
hello mexicano
what do you do? do you study, work? let us know :) x
>>69810709
nanny state gone too far
>>69810724
>spell things write
spellchecker can't help you lad
just end yourself
Cromwell did nothing wrong
fuck off haitiANO
Whilst you NEETs are only going to sleep I woke up at half 5 to prepare for work
>>69810689
depends how camp they are, being brought up by a couple of flaming benders seems cruel
>>69810747
joke's on you, my work starts at 2pm
Make up a name for your political orientation. Has to be unique, memorable, and catchy.
>>69810747
Wagie ragie
>>69810740
*loudly scratches on the /brit/ chalkboard*
Y'all know me.
Know how I earn a livin'.
I'll catch this paddy for you, but it ain't gonna be easy.
Bad Mick. Not like going down the way chasin' rasheeds and the welsh. This Irishman, will heem you with one blow. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.
And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tax dodgers, put all your businesses on a payin' basis.
But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my jaw a lot more than three (You)s, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want /brit/ to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on the dole the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many runts in this thread.
10 (You)s for me by myself. For that you get the head, the bullocks, the whole damn thing.
>>69810757
shan'tologist
>>69810757
nah
why is he so mad all the time, lads?
he's like a stray cat
feel bad for him 2bh
>>69810757
Floortism
Moby Dick is the most comfy book
>tfw no executive mafia car
>>69810757
Radical centrist
>>69810790
you mean generic Asian car right?
at least i do not eat dirt cookies like u
>>69810789
East of Eden t b h
people need religion desu
i can tell because none of you are capable of making moral decisions with reason alone
*drops my plate of freshly baked dirt cookies and runs out of the room crying*
where do you think mexicano went over the holidays?
its clear that he wasnt on /brit/ for at least 2-3 weeks. what was he up to?
Visiting relatives before they are sent to death in a vat of acid?
>>69810786
love it
When I was a teenager I wanked solely to the thought of fucking my female teachers
I swear to fuck, they were all beautiful MILFs or just young sexy women minus the few old grannys
Owner of MTV
New: >>69810763.
>>69810818
Collin Farrel
Bono
Rory Mcilroy(?)
Aiden Gillan
Robbie Keane
Cork
Dublin
Galway
Limerick
Don't Know DESU
What's the character limit on /brit/?
beautifulpeople just gave me a months membership for free
never used it before because I only wanted to see if I could get but I might give it a look now
There should be no further releases from Gitmo. These are extremely dangerous people and should not be allowed back onto the battlefield.
t. drumpdf
>>69810862
MILFs are the best
Women ages 18-30 should be regularly abused
>>69810826
nearly nobody thinks with pure logic in mind
everyone just convinces themselves that their decisions are logical
>>69810867
huh, you werent kidding
>>69810867
Looking GOOD
hate my generation....
wish i was a 1400 bc kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMbnj_Ei2A&index=26
real wageslave hours
who /readytofuckingkillthemselves/ here?
i was born in le wrong generation
What colour would say my eyes are?
>>69810926
The colour of twinks in gay porn
Is it gay to date a transgender? Or is it just a little bit gay?
>>69810926
my feces this morning
>>69810926
race mixed, i believe
There was a rumour in secondary school that one of the footballers, Connor O'Thundercock fucked a secretary and it was probably true because she was a kinky oul hoore
>>69810935
Only gay if you take it up your bumhole
>>69810941
is connor an irish version of chad?
>>69810935
nothing wrong with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys
>>69810935
Nope
Feminine penis best penis
Can you imagine being hetero and 99% of the people you liked would be achievable? If not that, you could at least flirt flat out and not stare at them for years expecting anything to happen haha.
>>69810936
Eat less kale
>>69810937
Close, Sicilian
>>69810933
Lewd
What colour are my eyes lads
I say green but really it looks like real with a hazel inner band
>>69810956
Of course, here's a prime Irish thundercock (shame he's a manlet)
the absolute state of this place
really gone down hill since i joined
>>69810979
Looks like a junkie in the top pic
>>69810977
yeah think about it often. life would be so fun. especially when traveling. you could just walk up to girls that barely speak your language but they'd already be interested and nervous around you.
people would just like seeing you and you'd turn everyones head wherever you went.
>>69810979
>shame he's a manlet
to his benefit though, wouldn't KO half as many runts in higher weights
>>69810987
Only Harriet R. is fit
Is there anywhere in the world that is warm all the time but not hot and never has shitty winter periods where all the trees die out and stuff
>>69810987
got accepted on there with a pic of aiden gillen as CIA kek
>>69811025
>/
southern england is probably closest
everywhere else has extreme heat or far colder winters
>>69811025
san francisco
>grown men who wear beanie hats
>seeing grown men at uni wearning wife beaters, sweat pants and beanies
>seeing men wearing plaid and beanies
These are the two main outfits which includes beanies, and all I can say is that I wish that this NUMALE does not spread to the UK.
>>69811009
What I think I would enjoy most was my teenage years, feel like I've never had more school bfs, maybe just one.
pretty mental that like thousands of years ago like a single person could have such a titanic influence on history. you could be a barbarian savage and kill the right dude/some big animal then go down in heroic poetry for millennia as some mythical hero and father of a massive dynasty.
>ywn live in some comfy forest region in north california and cycle to work every day
>>69811042
Does it trigger you?
>>69811046
whhhhhooooooaoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
>>69811025
san diego
>>69811042
Plaid is comfy
Fuck off with your t shirts you autistic cunt
>>69810987
Harriet T is looking peng for her age
>its raining and not snowing
Sad!
>>69811057
>t. beanie wearer
I imagine that beanies are chav hats in England.
>>69811055
lol unironically my exbf does that, owns a house, is married, and works for (((zuck))).
>>69811072
Dont know this feel
>tfw no slag gf
why live
>>69811074
hipsters wear them
chavs wear flatpeaks
>>69811042
beanie hats here are worn by french people and brazilians with nose rings
if you wear literally ANYTHING except plain t shirts or button down collar shirts then you are a pleb
For the sake of Allah we live and die.
>>69811042
>not dressing like a fascist
grey wifebeater, rhodie pants, big belt buckle, black timberlands, and US marine patrol hat
>>69811094
wear plain henleys as well
also pull over sweaters arent bad
>>69811077
please be in london
>>69811103
>timberlands
>not doc martens
you goof'd!
button downs tucked in in summer
turtlenecks in winter
>>69811115
not sure about henleys, they look shite on me
pullovers are fine obv, im shamefully going for oversized jumpers atm until i lose a bit of weight
>>69811127
isnt it either unbearably hot, or just warm in australia
not much season
>>69811094
just wear plain shirts or shirts with small logos like ralph lauren or something
>>69811126
>doc martens
>plastic looking lesbian boots with ugly tags
Sad!
>>69811103
Did you make that /pol/ thread?
>>69811138
Winter can get pretty cold, usually 15-18C with some rain
>>69811137
yeah i know that feeling. I wore them a bit like 2 years ago and cringe looking at older pics because my body looked like shit in them
got /fit/ now though so its opened up the type of clothes i can wear
>>69811103
You forget the gun to use on yourself
>>69811126
doc martens have been appropriated by white girls
>>69811126
timberlands are more comfy and they also double as my hiking boots
doc martens are girl shoes now for people like pic related
>>69811151
hmm interesting that. winter sounds pretty nice
Lads I'm confused
When its "summer" here, aka june, july, and its hot, its "winter" in Australia yet they're still in june, july? but its supposed to be cold there but its still hot?
And when its "winter" here but january in australia, its summer there and its hot?
>>69811177
timberlands are iconic nigga boots, ironic for a skinhead to wear them
>people who think that if they arent wearing dress shoes then you should be wearning boots
autist tier
>>69811138
it gets cold enough to layer but not cold enough that you would need things like thermals and gloves
>>69811177
guy looks exactly like me. dress style, body type, and haircut
fuck sake. thought it was me. i have a messenger bag though
>>69811177
Surprised his legs aren't shaved
>>69811094
Any kind of t shirt plain or otherwise is for children or when you're at the gym or playing sport
Solid colour polo shirts (Ralph Lauren or Lacoste) are the best casual shirt
Button downs look tryhard outside of an office environment
If it's winter then a crew neck solid colour jumper over a button down shirt is the go to
>>69811146
idk what thread
but I have a pretty diverse "fascist punk" wardrobe desu
lots of military gear, leather, and tight shirts to show off my arms and chest
if I was gay I'd be set rn
>>69811177
If you dress like this in London you'd get beaten to death
>>69811191
yes they have the same calendar as us
they tend to have a longer holiday around the christmas period and a shorter one in the middle of the year
>>69811203
>polo shirts
Off yourself with immediate effect
>>69811139
dont like logos, will wear plain shirts but ijust feel oxfords look better, i know they're 2015 core but meh
>>69811159
i quite like how baggy jumpers look desu, i'll probably carry on after i'm /fit/, i saw a picture of me wearing on when i actually was fit a while back and went out the next day and bought 4 xxls from tk maxx lol. excited to be able to wear fitted stuff as well though, even baggy jumpers can't hide these tittays
might have to put on the (helium) mask lads
timberlands are for niggers and white trash
>>69811199
sort yourself out
>>69811216
aahaa funny voice for yuotube vido?
comfy as fuck winter boots
using the n-word
>>69811191
yeah m8
>>69811205
Fascists are gay
>>69811203
>polo shirts
nah lad, they look crap imo. they're super popular in the states i remember, it's like wasp-core there whereas lacoste and ralph are chav brands here
>>69811203
>Button downs look tryhard outside of an office environment
lol
>>69811230
chi
>>69811228
if it's not the LL Bean duck boot don't bother with that style
>>69811252
>>69811228
good lord these look gay
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OLHZ4OI4jl
>>69811203
>Button downs look tryhard outside of an office environment
???
Do people look down on me for having a female best friend?