Culture Pals - /cp/

>>68571088

Old thread is actually:
>>68554803

FIRST FOR FIRST WORLD CUTIES

3rd for rejection

>>68571059

Yeah sorry to inform you senpai, but your mom probably slept with him :)

They were pretty popular, still are in the punk scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FcTWksQqdg

why is descarte a cp meme

Marrying my qt in Mayyylmao

Post qt browsing and shitposting music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0HIn9ksF4M&t=89s

https://www.interpals.net/CourtGuitarist?utm_source=internal&utm_campaign=quicksearch&utm_medium=pp-userthumb

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Hejhej

>>68571685
https://youtu.be/YhI-jSxD9Fw

>>68572337
I don't want her nudes tbqhwyf

>>68572449
she has amazing pussy

https://www.interpals.net/julianana

>>68571088
what

>>68572647
Seal Jordan (y) of approval.

Can I have my profile graded or will I just be bullied

>>68572938
You'll probably be bullied

>>68572938
>>68572983
This is a no bully thread

>>68572938
Undoubtedly gonna get bullied, m8

Why do people write on a girls wall instead of just messaging her? And it's always some black or asian guy

>>68573199
Marking their territory.

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>>68573199
Why does anyone write on anybody's wall? That's a better question. I get plenty of wall posts as well, and I always reply via PM.

I'm guessing that some people enjoy having their comments seen by the public. Maybe it makes them feel a little more legitimate.
Or, maybe they do it for to appease the other person's ego. I know I like it when a new qt introduces herself on my wall, since anyone who then visits my profile will see that I'm qt-approved.

>>68572983
>>68573194
Pls no

>>68571210
hey that's my line

I'm a bit late tho, was on discord instead

>>68573375
Link to the discord?

>>68572938
they're lying

literally nothing happens

I'm /friggnrightboys

post urs puss

>>68573476
idk how to link it

>>68573513
This is for the /cp/ general right

Also, which one of you is /mentally_ill and what do you have against the United States and Lithuania?

>>68573199
These are hilarious. And they always leave an entire fucking conversation.

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>tfw gf has acces to all my social media except whatsapp
>IP got banned not too long ago

An odd feel

>>68573543
yeah, I don't know how to invite people though

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>>68573612
Click on server
Click invite members

Copy link, report back to me

Holy fuck guys...

I hadn't been on IP in years because I felt shitty for breaking this qt in Romania's heart. This was years ago.

I just logged in today because you guys made me miss it and I had a message from her from a couple months ago that said "I still haven't forgot about you" and it looked like she viewed my profile just a couple days ago.

Never heard of them never used them. But aren't they all blue pilled turbo normies there? What are you guys doing there?

>>68573670
Rekindle that shit yo

>>68573670
message her

>>68573680
>>68573691
How? I feel fucking terrible about it.

>>68573703
Say you're a better man now, and that you've regretted it for years

>>68573712
I'm not a better man now though.

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>getting lewd in qts language
Now I understand why they never seem to do it properly in English

also: who the fuck is /GTRyan

He has an /int/ at the bottom of his profile.

I have this one qt on my end. She says she has a boyfriend (it sounds kind of on and off), but I still flirt with her regardless. For some reason, when she's going to sleep, she won't say "goodnight" and just close skype. She actually keeps the Skype open and she'll fall asleep as I talk.

It's kind of hot, but I don't know what to make of it.

>>68573766
It seems to be for attention

>>68573723
Dude, she's broken. Don't fucking message her. Instant block and don't look back. That girl is fucked and she needs to not obsess over you.

>>68573764
What a fatass lel.

>>68573766
She's playing with you

>>68573793
She certainly likes the attention. I wonder if she actually has a boyfriend, since we've been spending all day talking to each other.

>>68573723
Are you a pussy? Do it, just be frank, girls understand that men do shit sometimes and they easily forgive when we show them how we feel (if they like us at last)

>>68573811
Brutal

>>68573809
I would send her a message saying sorry if it hadn't been sent already and then block her.

>>68573809
She lives in the UK now though..

Our UK office in Kent is one of my accounts at work. Maybe it could go somewhere?

Or would I just fuck it up and ruin her life worse? I really did like her :(

>>68573811
>>68573840
Come on guys he's not that fat

>>68573850
If she knows you've been online, then yes. If she doesn't, then instant block and don't give her any new hope. Dude, that's not healthy. She needs to get over that shit.

>>68573860
Naaaaaaah, you don't want that. Totally nah. Fucking hell no.

>>68573821
Playing with me? I guess, but I'm not really being baited.

>>68573890
He is not fat for American standards,

>>68573956
Kek

>>68573903
And then people say that women are cold, that they play with us and are bitches, while us guys are victims.

Who cares if it's "not healthy"? People have problems, they fall in love and not everyone is "healthy" enough to just get over it, not even our Ameriburguer friend as he seems to still like her too.
I hate pussies that give up before trying and I hate even more cold people that are too smart to understand how people feel.

>>68574003
>not even our Ameriburguer friend as he seems to still like her too.
I do still like her.

I just feel terrible about what I did and I'm struggling to think of what to say.

>>68574003
No, I mean it totally wouldn't be healthy for you to engage a relationship with her. If she's obsessing that much, she needs to learn to love herself first.

This isn't love, it's obsession.

>>68573840
>>68573890
Im just honest.

>>68574038
I'm an egomaniac though. Someone being obsessed with me it's really a turnoff.

I'm mostly just worried I'll do something shitty to her again.

>>68574053
Not fat by American standards, according to huehue >>68573956

But like, is that fat to the rest of yurop?

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>>68574036
Just message her, even if you dont know what to say, say "hi" and one time things will just flow in the right direction. You might apologize, you might make her understand how you feel and why you fucked it up, and maybe you two wont even keep contact after that (peopl change and things chance, sometimes the magic just goes alway and she will move on, making you also move on easier). Or maybe you two will get together and you will have a second chance to do it right, but it's way better to communicate than not saying anything and making you and her feel bad.

>>68574116
Shit dude if you really don't want her pass her off and we will take a crack at it.

If you're gonna be a little bitch and whine and complain "idk what to do boo hoo I miss her but I'm afraid I'll hurt her again" then fucking don't.

If you're gonna nut up, explain you were wrong, apologize, and take her back then fucking do it.

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>>68571210

>>68574145
How's this?

>I haven't either. I never dreamed you'd still be on here or if you were that you somehow hadn't blocked me. I realize I'm replying to an eight month old message but if I still remember how to use this thing you viewed my profile today, which is incredible in and of itself. I don't know, maybe I'm reading that wrong. But on the off chance I'm not I'll log back during the next few days and check.

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>>68574145
>people, change*
I dont even wanna keep reading, too many typos

>>68574202
Looks good! It shows you think about her and at the same time doesnt show much, so she will be the one leading the conversation on her reply, making it easier for you to proceed.

>>68574262
Fuck man.

I wasn't prepared for these feels. Interpals is a trip.

>tfw you get made fun of in this thread

Remind me what the good way to get views is.

Is it ending your profile that knocks you to the front page?

>>68574388
You're not that fat

>>68574466
Use qtcrawler.

That is, by far, the best way.

>>68574545
Thanks m8 :(

>>68574165
don't worry faggot this site'll fix your yellow fever within minutes

>>68574555
Don't know what that is.

I haven't used this in almost 2 years.

>>68574575
https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper

Follow the instructions on the page and you'll be golden.

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>>68574565

Russian fever - and there is no cure. Russian girls are the future.

>>68574608
I suppose it's pointless to ask if I can trust /int/ with a python script.

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>>68574575
it's a script that automatically makes your profile view everyone based on the criteria you select

here's what I got for crawling Europe grills for a day

wasn't worth it tbqh, it's better to just dedicate yourself to a few

>>68574648
fair enough

>>68574664
I used to get way more views though without using a script. Like I don't have a single one today.

What was the trick? Wasn't it updating your profile or something?

>>68574805
yeah without the script I got ~50 on a day where I would update my profile, it pushes you to the front of some searches

>>68574850
I've gotten 6 today, 3/6 were from here, and 1/6 was female.

Kms

>>68574919
Do you view a lot of other people's? That helps.

>>68574919
maybe it's just your location

having mine in Toronto Canada gets a lot of people who are interested in moving/visiting here

>>68574979
I try to

>>68574983
Lel, not many people are interested in Weatherford, Oklahoma

>>68574983
I've thought about changing my location to somewhere more recognizable. Does it actually make a difference? or does it not matter in Canada unless your location is Montreal, Toronto or Vancouver? I'd be setting mine to Calgary because it's the closest major city.

Jesus I forgot how many of the chicks on here were edgelords.

Can't sleep cuz I keep missing my qt
I hate feelings

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>Mfw Russian fever

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>>68575469
>mfw Russian fever

Haven't heard from my Iranian QT since Saturday night. I should probably send her a message to make sure everything is ok.

>>68575504
She probably was hanged in public after people discovered she talks to you online.

>>68575524
It's illegal to speak to leafs in iraq

>>68575531
My Iranian friend was caught and almost sent to jail because a cop saw her giving a hug to her bf on a car. It blows my mind.

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>>68575504

She's probably pillaging Iraq and raping Iraqi boys in the name of Allah.

>>68575524
As sad as it is, that actually wouldn't completely surprise me because Iran is such a backwards shithole. She was telling me about how badly she wants to get out. She's also not a Muslim so she probably hates it even more than most.

>>68575581
>>68575650
I meant Iran oops

But in all honesty, Iran isn't a fan of Canada after the hostage crisis.

>>68575650
Zoroastrian or one of the three remaining kikes?

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>>68575487
>>68575469
>mfw russian gf

>>68575701
Omg budder Found you finally
Come on Skype

>>68575701

iktf too Jonas.

But, tfw only one Russian gf.

>>68575685
She told me that she's an agnostic. Which is probably another thing that could get her hanged.

>>68575683
Yeah the Iranian government hates us, but she likes Canada and LOVES weedman.

>>68575718
What are you talking about?

Do we have a discord? What's the link?

>>68575701
If only Russian wasn't impossible to learn.

>>68575861
As if im learning russian, good joke.

>>68575861
Im learning Russian rn and its hard as fuck

>>68575861
>>68575944
>>68575961
Learning the qt's language is beta as fuck. If they wanted to be speaking Russian the rest of their lives they wouldn't be on IP.

>>68576305
>not bringing your Russki to the states and speaking Russian with her privately so know one knows what you're saying

>>68566926
Not on my friend list, so I would have to look her up, keeping in mind that the family name is rather common, I would waste some time on this pointless task.

>>68567050
I mean, at least, you are /slav/, so that something, r-right?

Kazakh girls are great. They look like gooks but they have the personality and English abilities of Russian girls. Would recommend to anyone with yellow fever who's frustrated by Asian girls having bad English.

>>68576405
Are you out of your fucking mind?
>Implying that they can look as good as real asian qts

>>68575961
>>68575861

It is easy, trust me.

>>68576428
I have a little book that I practice in, still not very good at it

>>68576428
I'd take a Kazakh girl over a real Asian any day. Besides, they look enough like chinks to me.

>>68576570
Pizdec, brother. Please, tell me that you are trolling and actually go full ceн кoтaкбac on them.

>>68576559
Keep practicing, I am sure that you will succeed. There are some hard grammar rules, but being able to form sentences even with mistakes is like half the way to success. (That is, assuming, that your goal is being able to talk in russian). I am studying french currently, with not much success (often too lazy to practice).

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>>68576677
I'm trying it out on some rooskie girls, I've had mild success so far.

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>tfw no thick asian to give me the RIDE OF MY LIFE.

>>68573890
>/GTRyan
Nice tits

>>68577760
what a bully

>>68577775
I was merely complimenting him on his fat woman-like tits

>When it's holiads
I specifically remember checking that message for spelling like 3 times yesterday too. Man I was tired.

>>68577760
>>68577797
Why are you mean to me

>>68577797
Ayyyy, fatality!

>>68577760
>>68577797
I'm actually losing weight and am working out regularly friend, but I appreciate the comments

>>68578164
But then you will lose your delicious fat man tits????

>>68578200
Pls no bully yurop

>>68578279
Is bants, titcow

>>68578200
Show some mercy.

>>68578330
Sorry my superior norge god

It just hurts sometimes

>>68577797
Tbh I wish I was as chiseled as you

I wish you cunts knew Spanish to appreciate the mastery of Silvio Rodriguez's lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSUka5xbphk
He's on the same league than Leonard Cohen and the other guy who wrote the Nobel prize.

>>68578336
It's just bants he knows that :3

>>68578354
Shut the fuck up you miserable fat piece of shit! I bet your tits are so big they lactate... Lactate burger milk!

Lol, just bants.

>>68578485
I'm sorry.

>>68578354
Thought your knees would hurt more

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>>68578485
B-but it hurts his feelings. (jk, go hard)

>>68578591
Kek, it's just bants. 2bh I don't even know what your profile is :3 Bls post!

You're /myguy/ anon, /myguy/ :-*

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>>68578605
>>68578627
Stop bullying

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>>68578712
You are the one bullying.

>>68578764
No, I clearly wrote it was bants.

>>68578820
bants-хyянтc.

>>68578643
/gtryan
Pls no more bully yurop

>>68578836
You better not be joking about that translation, because I just asked a Russian qt what the fuck was wrong with her face and added хyянтc at the end!

>>68578860
Oh! I've seen you before :3

You're still /myguy/, b-but can you be my /bigguy/ pls?

>>68578932
pic or did not happen

>>68578932
Nortism?

>>68578981
Also this

>tfw Slovenian qt views your profile

I have to sleep now, I have a final in 8 hours.

Дo cкopoгo, new yurop friends

(>>68578981)
(>>68578932)
(>>68578605)

>>68579155
good luck.
inb4 it was qt femanon.

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>>68579155
>>68579047
>>68578981

You better not have rused me Russia! BETTER NOT HAVE RUSED ME!

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>>68579328
I banted a bot too, but then she read my message so now I'm not sure wtf this is.

>>68579008
Yes, why such age filter :(

>>68579328
i fucking lolled. It does not mean anything, kinda hard to explain. It is a form of russian banter: someone says something and you reply with a variation of what they said: хyй+ part of the word (yeah, russians are weird). For example: better not have rused me -> fuckrused you. (does not translate well). So, expect to be ignored by her :^)

>>68579429
ree, how will I get lewds now?

>>68579471
>implying that you would have gotten lewds if you did not write this.

>>68579393
I fix, we can become pals
I send friendship request

Okay I sleep now

>>68579497
Bakka, of course I would... Have you even seen my artistic portrait? Bishes be wild about them painters, and they probably think I looke like van Gogh too.

>>68579518
Tnx, gn friend :3

Damn, this qt is so qt I think I might have make a real profile too.
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=654311751031619584

>>68579566
I postpone my slumber to tell you good luck with the bong-woman

And goodnight new Norge god

>>68579566
>"пиздeц фoтoчки" (from her wall)
Make up intensifies

>>68579566
do u even kakao?

>>68579847
Yes, but I was busy with my new favorite qt /mikeyrhyl

He doesn't want to add me as a friend on the site, only on whatsapp or skype. What do?

>look at nortism
>get harassed and messaged seconds later

predictable

>get looked at by american sperg
>get harassed and messaged seconds later

predictable

xaxaxaxax))

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so this... is the power... of penpals....

>>68580177
that's cute i hope you reply to it all

>>68580177
do not reply
>>68580196
do not listen to him

>>68580196
I did. It was a wall of text that could have spanned the U.S. - Mexico border but such is life on IP.

>>68580222
Too late, Anatoly.

>>68580235
what did you fellas talk about?

>>68573670
someone that dedicated deserves another chance desu

>>68580256
life, culture, our professions, random shit (religion etc.)

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>send penis to nortism
>earn myself a friendship, boy

>>68578411
Leonard Cohen dunks Bob Dylan though.

>>68580295
oh so are you just getting to know each other then?

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My first day on the site and already at 7 qts. Are you qtless virgins even trying?!

>>68580425
if you consider asking each other random, kinda awkward questions, then sure. I'm just looking to practice my French, so it's nice to have someone to write to, to understand and be understood.

>>68580452
>no russian qts

>>68580452
>all males
are you gay?

>>68580498
Yet ;)
>>68580499
t. femanon I didn't even open the message from

>>68580559
show em, norty

interpals am about meeting new friends, not about sex or nudes >: c

Anyone here ballsy enough to tribute their qt's profile pic and send them the result? Anyone? Do I hear a leaf whose up for the challenge?

>>68580609
I'm a zany boy, I'll do it (just not to my cutie)

Link a profile and I'll rub one out before bed

>>68580676
I don't have any and I don't feeling like logging on to search, hence YOUR qt.

>>68580688
Ok ok I'll do it to my cutie, ginmieb10-15

>>68580452
8 now!
>>68580600
This... Girls aren't even that much prettier than boys if you look at it scientifically, we're 99.9% the same!

So from this day on I will consider myself as approximately heterosexual. Grills get fugged ;^D

>>68580725
>Girls aren't even that much prettier than boys if you look at it scientifically, we're 99.9% the same!
Fucking dumbest shit I've read in the last 30 minutes.

>>68580725
It can alaways become 7.

>>68580767
Msg me on site and I will really make your think nog go jogging
>>68580768
N-no! I need you

>>68580812
I need to put up a cute pic before I message anyone.

>>68581011
hey after you get a cute pic message me okay haha

>>68581058
sent ;)

>>68581084
haha nice lol can't wait to see what kinda cutie thinks i'm deserving of attention

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>>68580688

>>68580692

>>68581132
*blushes*

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>>68581132
you gave cummies to nortism!

>>68581132
Talk about a come on.

>>68581132
the fuck

>>68581132
include me in the screencap

>>68581132
You just came over a 27 year old autistic Nords drawing off myself in Vincent van Gogh style

>>68581324
Link profile, let's go for round two

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>>68581356
/SLAVISM

>>68581132
Come at me breh!

>>68581356
/garmo

The fuck has happened to these threads...

>>68581543
everybody moved to the discord senpai

>>68581543
It's the "another year has soon passed, you're one year older and what have you done with your life" death spasm.

It will be over in two weeks.

>>68581563
Where's the discord?

>>68581612
no canadians reeeeeeee

>>68581563
I never used the discord thouhg I used to be in it, I just never talked.
>>68581608
Makes sense I guess

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>>68581391
>>68581396

out of ammo lads, good night

>>68581641
It's okay, I found an invite anyway.

>>68581788
giff link

>>68581809
You must first become an elite hacker and/or admit that CSIS > KBG.

>>68581839
It is KGB...

>>68581752
The fuck

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Saw texts from qt:
>I was at my favorite teacher's class
>He showed us his old drawings
>I find him really hot desu
>I am gonna translate some stuff for him
>The drawings were from his personal folder

I QUIT

>Hey, I see you are very into computer sciences. I want to build something great. I am not a programmer but i will drive you to make something commercially awesome.
I hope he wants me to do work for free so I can laugh at him.

I took some pictures but all my clothes were bought 10-20kgs ago, please send new clothes.

>>68581356
give /wearten a thank you letter.

>>68582315
>_Nefertiti_
Wtf this girl messaged me too and she seems really nice and speaks good English with that flag.

>>68581132
>>68581752
kek

>>68581563
Where's the discord?

Thread please don't leave me here.

>>68583374
U-uhm

>>68583577
What is it Brit-kun?

>>68583374
Looks like we are alone here. Wanna squat?

holy shit a chinese girl just sent me an 800 word message for her introduction, all about history because i wrote that i like history on my profile.

I don't feel like I can ignore her because she probably spent a fucking hour on it, and I really doubt it's a copy pasta

>>68583656
Hand me that bottle Ivan, I'm not about to stay in here sober.

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>>68583689
You will have to take it from me.

>>68583712
Come on, we're friends. You can share a little.

>watching twitch last night
>streamer is doing social eating stream
>he meets up with some viewers
>guy brings his wife (from poland)
>shes 18, hes 21
>they met on chatroulette
>everyone in chat spamming LUL GREENCARD MARRIAGE
>shes actually really cute, seems interesting
>asks the dude to tell the viewers about himself, "nothing much to say, im really boring"
>they live with his parents
>polish girl has mad bants, jokes how she just uses him and makes him buy her shit while hes sitting right infront of her
>theyre talking about "finding the right one"
>4/10 dude with them says he hasnt found the one yet, polish girls asks his age and that she has plenty of friends
>tells the streamer he should marry her mom because she would like her to have a greencard too

>>68584247
Wut

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>>68584126
I would rather not.

>>68584342
>guy finds his 'qt' online
>actually just using him and hes oblivious

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She's a big Women

>>68584446
christ dude

>>68584369
Hey Russia I just heard how you celebrate christmas. What the fuck happened there? Where did it go so wrong?

>>68584446
...

>>68584446
Autism

>>68584644
USSR had a strong anti-religion policy.

>>68584575 # >>68584674 # >>68584751 #

Where is your bae who sends lewds and bes your slave dope ass door

>>68584834
in class rn

>>68585017
>t. Pedofile

>>68585133
says the guy with a 16yo "qt"

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>>68585460
Nahh I never a mentioned or implied age tbqh she's like 19 yo

>>68585606
where she is putting those 2fingers if it hurts her?

>>68585606
i was saying mentally, you're a match

>>68585931
What's with the salt Anon? I may have Autism but I've had more girls then you've had wanks

>>68586021
im not salty, you're just the one posting this shit for pats on the back when all you're doing is make dozens of people cringe

>>68586084
Savage, but true.

>>68586084
K

>>68586021
You do sound like a 16yo kissless virgin

At what age did /cp/ lose their virginity?
(●´ω｀●) hmmmnomnomnom ( ´ ▽ ` )
Guess my age!

>>68586593
HIV -> IV ->4
14?

>>68586593
12

>>68586593

7 lmao
You might of been touched by Daddy by as a kid or something

>>68586593
11

>>68586593
16 pls post nudes

>>68586640
-___-" didn't get it from sex Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
>>68586661
@_@ stab and mastarbeet for me
& no completely false ugh I'm not a sloot desu Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
(ㆀ˘･з･˘) I've never seen my daddy
>.> but I was more curious about the age when you lost your virginity @_@
>>68586644
You lost it at age 12? Woah (ㆀ˘･з･˘)

>>68586593
Ur still a virgin. Can see it from the way you type.
Try adding something in your head instead of adding stupid shit everywhere from it.

>>68586593
22
I lost it to a girl I met on Interpals too.

>>68586593
21 and haven't

16

>>68586801
-___-" actually I lost it at age 14 >.>
>>68586839
Oic ( ´ ▽ ` )
Do you still speak to her?

>>68587136
Lmao no she stopped talking to me the day after we fucked.

>>68587136
So the Russian >>68586640 was right.

>>68586593
22 to my gf I met on interpals
>>68587173
Lmao how did that happen?

>>68587230
Fucked if I know. I was obese and probably a terrible fuck though.

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Ignore smile-whores posts.
Do not reply to smile-whores posts.

>>68587284
b-but i like her

>>68587251
Where was she from?

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>>68587374
Do you want you or your qts to contact HIV and die from AIDS? We /slav/s have to stick together to fight this filth, before it corrupts the thread.

>>68587436
Stockholm, like me.

>>68586792
I've actually just been only in this thread to post my cringey sexting tbqh but I'm curious now about you and why you post like that

>>68587136
What are your mental ilnesses again? You've removed them from your profile.

Heyo I'm back guys, took a good sleep.

Got my final in an hour

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Ignore attention-whore with HIV so that we can save this thread from cancer once and for all.

>>68587944
were you the one who "painted" my profile with cummies?

>>68588019
No I'm the fatboi they were laughing at earlier

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My god who is this madman

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>>68586792
>I've never seen my daddy
No way, who'd have thought!?

>>68586593
18

>>68588110
that's my nigga

>>68581563
>>68581612
>>68581621
>>68581641
>>68581788
>>68581809
>>68582793
>>68583374
>>68583577
>>68583656

Gib link, I'll be the child

>TFW QT ITALIAN GRILL MESSAGES BACK
>TFW QT SLOVENIAN GRILL MESSAGES BACK
>TFW QT RUSSIAN GRILL DOUBLE MESSAGES YOU TO CHRCK IF YOURE UP YET
>TFW QT RUSIAN GRILL MESSAGES FIRST

Feels good man

I really hope rooskie is not a bot :(

OP are you white Brazil goyim?

>>68588709
That would be me

>>68588817
I'm assuming you are of German ancestry.

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>>68588854
I'm south Brazilian therefore Germanic.

Jokes aside, I'm actually polentone.

>>68589041
Still, good genes.
Whiter than argies.

I'll be back in an hour or two boys, wish me luck on my American government final

>>68587437
Well I'm not opposed to dying, but AIDS is a pretty bad way to go.

Heroin overdose or getting shot is the preferable way.

Thankfully it's the balkans, I won't have to wait long to get shot at by some croats or muslims

>>68589155
Best of luck

I wonder if Nortism wants to be my friend???

>>68589771
He literally friends everyone from the thread.

>>68589798
Not literally

>>68590497
Everyone that posted their ids.

>>68590520
Not literally ;)

>>68590601
Okay, you win 10 internet points.

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>>68590654

>>68590797
no russian qts tho

Too many QTS aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Help me!!

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>>68591805
I got you bro, send a few of them to me, I'll help you

Finished my final, I think I did good

>>68592165
Post 300, rejoice

New thread Brazil man

>>68592165
Me

>>68592273
Any, special thanks for Fizkult Privet QTs

>hi :) If I had not sent you a message, I would feel bad myself
Are the turks taking pity on me now?? Is this where my life went?

>>68592273
No I feel I did bretty gud
I'm a political science major so I mean, government final so

>>68592221
Bump limit is 310

>>68592222
quads of truth, that's a femanon

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>>68592310
/aletn
/bonaami
/white_like_salt
/queen_sn
/lizaamorgun
/florence_1998

>>68592521
I mean I failed mine because I'm a retard

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>>68592586
I know Aletn, she said I was "the most interesting person she ever met on Interpals" but she barely talks so I've lost interest on her.
Messaging the others tho, Spasibo.

>>68592770
>Russians
>having a good a convo
>ever

>>68592836
xd

>>68592836
*a good convo

>>68592852
hello )))) do u like serials? ))

>>68592852
hello))) mai favorit is breken bread)))) wat about you
(your message is so true that it hurts)

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>>68585606
>I hope so

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>>68586593
Never.

>>68592836
Still better than what the average gook can manage

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>>68592586
is okey goy

NEW THREAD:
>>68593133
>>68593133

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>>68593172
>tfw not a goy technically

>>68581132
Hi /r/4chan

>>68588019
That's me hello