/cp/ - Culture Pals: Operation Koreaboo Killer Discussion Edition

1st for 1st world qts

2nd for french qts

4th for fucking up big time

>>68530146
It's not a fuck up, you're going to be a dad :^)

>>68529402

This sounds like a good idea. I try to rip on them with my real account but they just say "lol" and move on.

>>68530205
Do qts like single dads? Will picture of me and a bebe give me more views?

>>68530260
Only the good qts. Besides you need to stick to the one you knocked up

>>68530260
marry your babymama

>>68530260
>Being a slut
Disappointed in you desu

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>talk to an american qt
>she mentions her heritage without me asking in the first 5 messages

>>68530303
>>68530352
>Imblying she will stick with me ;^D
>>68530354
Don't tell pol pls

>>68530399
You will be a good dada. Marry the pole and form a based child. Make him a Chad which knows 3 languages :). If it's a female knock her up again

>>68530536
T-thanks mate...

>imbeplying I will get a female
I go hard so that will never happen
https://youtu.be/zuYwgN0D7Ic

Talking to a russian qt atm, she's flirting with me, calling me a "bad boyy" when I playfully joke around with her. How do I push it to the next level?

I'm actually getting weird anxiety from this lo

>>68530662
Ask her how she would like you to be a bad boy

>tfw no girl has actually flirted with me on interpals

>>68530941

I have 35 pages worth of messages I've sent out (9 QTs per page- so 315 QTs).

>Out of those 315 QTs, maybe only a dozen or so have even replied to me. ->Out of that dozen or so, only 3 QTs that I've actually been talking with regularly for a while now.
>Out of those 3 QTs, only 2 have ever flirted or talked lewd to me.

>>68529770
What could I feasibly gain out of interpals?

Learn how to sexually banter?

>>68531189
I have 104 pages of messages. I can count on one hand the number of QTs I've talked to for more than a couple days. The most flirty thing I've gotten was a girl from Ukraine saying she'd go on a date with me if we were in the same city.

>>68531332
Language learning

>>68531343

God damn 936 QTs.. that's a lot

>>68531431
Give or take. Some of those are probably dudes I ignored or scammers.

>>68531343
you must be ugly as sin
>>68530707
Rodger it's a shame she's 8 hours ahead desu. I started speaking after she spoke to a Russian guy she met of IP. I'm guessing he fucked her and fucked off to America.
>tfw sloppy seconds

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might actually hit 1000 by morning, it's slowing down though since Europe is asleep

actually managed to find a British qt tho, like a real British qt who isn't just Polish in Britain

>>68531896
how'd you get so many?

>>68531896
That's kinda easy. If some girl from Britain looks even remotely attractive, it's 100% a slav. Our girls are fat cunts.

>>68532280
running qtcrawler on Europe a bunch of times

>>68532308
I know, I agree with you, slavs are on average cuter than Brits. Extremely disappointing to find out their first language is Polish though! I just want a Brit

>>68532308
Ivan is right, if a british girl doesnt look like dogshit shes always native in polish.

>>68532368
Why would you want a British girl, they are skanks. I'm so glad I found a Russian qt.

>>68532424
strict 1st worlders only rule

and because I'm not an English teacher

>>68532447
That's pure masochism mate. I didn't have to teach any English to my qt, she spoke it very well already. It's rather her that's having to teach me Russian...

cheryl cole is british and hot

>>68532790

stop..

>>68532956

I quit fapping a few weeks ago, I feel a lot better since I quit Tbh

masturbate*

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That feel when the only message you got in the whole day was from a muzzie Indonesian

>>68533266
you blew in from leddittown?

>>68533266
wanna suck my dick qt?

>>68533823
-_-" is there a reason why you blocked me out of your life?

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this is a /girlonly/ thread now

>>68530120
F

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She wants to marry me and have my seed Lads

A-at least I got lewds r-right?

>>68537476
She the yank?

>>68537476
So is this thread pretty much just about emotionally manipulating girls into sending you nudes?

>>68538666
Yes .-. (*´-`) ;_;

>>68538676
That's cool, but what's with all the fucking emoji?

>>68538726
If I said yes without the ;_;
You wouldn't know I disapprove off it
ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

>>68538743
"Yes, unfortunately." would do fine, actually.

>>68538726
We've been invaded by retards

>>68538666
I've seen the opposite problem.
If you don't eventually flirt or get lewd, they lose interest.

>>68538743
>your getting """manipulated""" by a bunch of internet people

I'm calling your bluff, your mind was already made.

>"looking to practice korean for my upcoming trip to korea, can't wait!"

my sides, don't these idiots know there's absolutely nothing to do or see there

>>68538871
>not going to Best Korea

>>68538823
(￣3￣)
That's true but just dont promise or say these fucking shit you dont actually mean because it's so emotionally damaging for the girl, not because of the promise of course but she has literally pranced her body around for free because she expected a relationship (you directly or indirectly caused that expectation)
You can argue because it's online it doesn't really matter but the only reason why you feel it doesn't matter is because you can simply block her and move on with your life - because as I said it's online
(U •́ .̫ •̀ U)
of course catfishers are the worst but its both bad actually. Im not saying stop doing this .-. Just letting you know what happens on the other side.

TL;DR talk to a whore not a woman you falsely misled into believing you liked her

>>68538944
Drunk btw (*´-`)

>>68538871
Korea should make the Suneung a tourist attraction.

>>68538944
pls no hiv

Someone asked last thread if you could get laid on IP.

Yes, you can. That's how I lost my virginity. Although it is unlikely that you'll find many girls living close enough to you.

>>68538944
Say, if a guy tells you he's an asshole, that you don't matter for him, and he eventually behave like an asshole, there will always be some girls who won't believe him and be "hurt" when he starts behaving badly.
They shouldn't expect anything if they've been told it wouldn't lead to anything, but there'll still be a few that'll keep on expecting it.
And what about all those girls who act the same way for guys and toss them aside as soon as their expectations aren't reached?

>>68538864
There is a difference between innocently rusing someone |(￣3￣)|
And having your nudes forever saved
80% sure its been certainly forwarded
Leaked
(*´-`) and if not it will make the girl really paranoid and worried about it
She feels stupid guilty and dumb
ʕ•̫͡•ʔ roaarrrrrrrrr why do I get so emoshanaal when I am drunk
<.< this general triggers me bc it reminds me of the past

>>68539149
People are dicks man don't try justify shit

>>68539217
It's like 9am how the fuck are you drunk

>>68539247
anytime is drinking hour when it's this cold

>>68539247
>slut with HIV who posts on 4chan at 9 in the morning
If nothing else she has a lot of reasons to drink 24/7

>>68539247
Do you even alcohol?

>>68539313
Normally if I do even alcohol at this time I am in bed dribbling and refusing to even consider waking up

>>68539149
1st 2nd paragraphs = a big lie
I wasn't born yesterday, these men who say that on IP first act nice and then like an asshole to be able to toss the girls away ʕ•̫͡•ʔ
Soon as the girls finally make the HQ nudes they toss them
Im a whore that has battled lotsa scars and e-scars
Girls on IP aren't initially talking to you for "romantic" reasons right? I mean maybe I'm wrong? I mean come on stand in their shoes, they get this random chink or chad (whether you're really him or not doesn't matter) that compliments them, makes them feel loved and worthy after a break-up/insert other vunerable shituation of course they start hoeing themselves out. They see this perfect boyfriend illusion that's not there. They will only toss you when they talked to a better one on IP, and worst thing is that the guy she talks to says to not talk to the other guys on IP, makes her feel extra loved, when reality is that he wants her fresh exclusive HQ humiliating nudes all for himself.
Idk if I make sense or not sorry *。ヾ( ´ /// ` )ﾉﾞ*。 anyways off to bed
ʕ•̫͡•ʔ
>>68539247
._. I didnt sleep today and decided to drink so I can fall asleep (´-`).｡oO

>>68539227
Usually, you'll get people being oblivious on how the other side is similar to theirs, or on how it was plain to see things could turn is certain ways, even before they did.
But you're right. It did sound a bit whiny. Maybe too much, maybe not enough.
I like to take the other side and build on it, though, regardless of my point of view.
There's a French saying: With "if", one could put Paris in a bottle".

>>68529770
Are profile views meaningful on here? I constantly see people trying to get them but I thought girls on these websites waited for the guys to message first.

>>68538944
>pranced her body around for free
What? Would you have us pay for it?

>>68539410
And women on dating sites will sit back and wait for the men to come to them. Nobody is innocent. Online "dating" is a clusterfuck and unless you're attractive, you can expect to either be chased by creeps or to chase people who will always ignore you. Get over yourself, dude.

>>68539410
There's so many girls that'll stick to anyone who will give them some attention, and will do anything to keep that attention, if he's the right guy. Perhaps they see those nudes as some bargaining chips to keep them hooked. As long as there's something to bargain...

>>68539546
Nyaaaaa just do whatever you want *。ヾ( ´ /// ` )ﾉﾞ*。
It just is fucked up for the girls i just want to share you all my drunk POV
My perspective, the way ive been through it thats how I feel about it
Which is why i dont send nudes anymore in PM style. It sucks. I am my own boss bby loool ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

>>68539217
Oh I just noticed you said you disaproved of it. I thought you meant that you were manipulated.

>>68539017
>Suneung
Because American education wasn't terrible enough.

>>68539217
>ʕ•̫͡•ʔ roaarrrrrrrrr why do I get so emoshanaal when I am drunk
You're not drunk, you're just 12.

>>68539641
>Perhaps they see those nudes as some bargaining chips to keep them hooked.
I hope not. If I ever actually try this thing like I tell myself I will I really don't want to be staring down a commitment just because I was horny.

>>68539623
>comparing chasing with manipulation
Im right now to the point of closing my eyes and just dropping my phone on my face but just no (´-`).｡oO
Bad comparison
Its not about the text interaction alone
Fuck that
Its about having to insert for example a fucking jar in your ass while being insulted and humiliated just because the dude is in asshole mode now- latest stage to toss the qt away in trade of not getting deleted. (*´ω｀*) anyways you can justify whatever you're doing to feel better about yourself
But honestly Idc what grown whores do its their fault desu, but (i have to repeat myself)
>>68539641
>Perhaps they see those nudes as some bargaining chips to keep them hooked.
Bingo!
No not perhaps it definitely is. To this day I feel "asshole should have been grateful"
I know the game now and this general truly opened my eyes. I advice you all to not link your qts ever to /int/ 2bqh
>>68539700
Oic (´-`)
Im in the latest stage of i really dont care
Ok now im really ofd

>>68539742
You just block that bitch, close your eyes and justify your behaviour like all chads do both online and irl you horny dog


(＾ν＾)

how did you guys first get into this? tips of someone thinking of making account? what did you use as your first profile picture? my social skills are shit but i'd like to try to foreign girls.

>>68539833
I got into it through here, but I'm seriously looking for language exchange and/or penpals, with a bit of luck. If you're looking for girls, just make a fake profile tailored to the demographic you want (i.e. what they want), otherwise just be true, but don't add too much information. My first profile pic was a generic one, but I decided to upload an actual picture of myself to try to show I was genuine. Btw the ones you're looking for won't come to you, you must go to them. It helps if you share a language or interest, something.

>>68539941
i'm not just looking for girls but i'd be lying if it wasn't a factor. do people actually try to learn english or teach you their language? or share lots of stories of stuff?

>>68539808
>Its about having to insert for example a fucking jar in your ass while being insulted and humiliated just because the dude is in asshole mode now
What the fuck are you smoking you crazy bitch? If they're doing that, they have serious issues
>>68539820
And you act as if using nudes to manipulate dudes into a relationship is any better than using the supposed promise of a relationship for nudes. Both are manipulation, you just can't see that because you're a white knight. If you don't like what the people do here, go to another fucking thread, dude.

>>68539989
I haven't had any luck actually learning and/or teaching, but I think it you look and try hard enough, you'll find it. If you make it public, put a bit of a foreign language on your profile, others will be more likely to help you out, in my experience. Stories? That comes with successfully contacting someone (i.e. they don't ignore you or give you one response). Above all, just stay persistent, don't be afraid to make mistakes or seem awkward (it's the goddamn internet, after all), and you'll find what you want in due time.

>>68539833
>how did you guys first get into this?
I saw this thread and wanted to use a foreign language somewhat consistently.

>tips of someone thinking of making account?
You probably won't get many messages without a profile pic, and definitely won't if you're from turkey. When you first make an account you usually get more views, but the online function has been broken, so idk if that's æffected much.

>what did you use as your first profile picture?
My face, with okayish lighting and not zoomed in too much. I think someone has a picture that says how to take pictures.

>>68540244
Dude, I think you're really drunk rn. You seem to be all over the place and I'm pretty sure that happens to me when I drink.

>>68540244
He made his point, though. It goes both ways and they aren't unequal in value.
I wonder why they think it's a good idea to share their nudes when one can already have plenty enough attention by being a girl and having a pulse, or being interesting otherwise than by pics.
And it's not bad to expect a bit more nonetheless if you really get along with someone, but what hits in the end is crude reality.

>>68540312
Please stop responding.

qts grandmother is sick and she wants to voice call me

ugh

>>68540386
Just tell her you aren't there to provide emotional support.

>>68540367
No.
>>68540386
Comforting people is a pain in the ass. Maybe you can think of some excuse?

>>68539410
>e-scars

>>68540449
Don't listen to them, taking nudes is art and sharing them is the highest form of altruism.

>>68540504
>right in the internet

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>tfw snow

Can we please perma ban the Dutch from this board?

>>68540500
>>68540494
I would but her sobbing voice and accent make me rock solid

>>68540538
>dual-posting on /int/ and /s4s/

>>68540558
please record and post

>>68540596
:D can i have a (you) on [s4s] as well?

>>68540631
Don't know how

>>68540618
Post nudes with time stamps

>>68540637
Fellow vancouverite?

>>68540692
nah southern ontarian

>>68540449
You sound like those people that say eating meat contributes to global warming and that's why they turn vegan.
It can work pretty well for everyone without going to the extremes, if you find a good balance.

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>say "I'd like to have sex while you're crying
>"No thanks Anon"
>say "I'd like to rape you"
>"Yeah please Anon"

Literally in two minutes she goes from "ew betas" to "fuck my pussy Chad"

>>68540558
Well, you can always pretend to be listening to what she says. Just say some vague stuff like "I see" and "I'm so sorry". Also, what accent does she have?

>>68540748
Fucking retarded.

It was negative lads.

>>68540846
Great m8, you dodged this one

>>68540882
I know... It also brought a bit of perspective in my life: Not only am I a sperg, I'm also a fucking retard.

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I just wanna dominate a virign pussy

>>68541013
That is me

>>68541013
You still need to vocaroo all this shit ye cringey bastard, you sound like you couldn't dominate a fruit salad ye gert pansy

>>68541349
Please vocaroo this post right here.

>>68541393
I can't post to vocaroo from my phone and my Wi-Fi is down :(

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i just want a sentient girl okee, it's killing meeeee

>>68541964
Why are Americans so unfunny?

>>68542018
Why are Swedes so quick to generalize?

>>68541964
>he doesn't know all the French have yellow fever

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>>68541964

>>68542018
Nah fuck off cunt that's pretty funny, take your jived Swedish cock-in-ass attitude elsewhere

>>68529770
No

>>68542032
Because all none-Nordics are inferior to us.

>>68542049
No, it isn't funny.

>>68542087
Yes, it is

>>68541964
Dude are you 12?

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>>68542096
No, just cringe-worthy

>>68542087
>all none-Nordics
>none-Nordics
>none-
Haha.

>>68542122
>because all non-Nordics are inferior to us man

I don't think you should be calling other people cringe. You sound rather sad and pathetic

Maybe you should do like your countrymen and kill yourself?

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>>68542132
Asiater uuuutttttttt

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>>68542155
>can't take some banter
wew lad calm down

Herregud vilka idioter man behöver dela tråd med..

>>68542201
Oh okay, well I apologize then. Maybe do a bit more next time than just mention how you're Swedish and better than everyone!

I think it could be a little bit more funny, but I hear you guys are a bit socially unaware up there hehe :)

Has anyone actually used IP for language learning here? Has it been of any help? Any stories?

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>>68542273
That I'm better then you is just a fact :^)

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>>68542309
I get more cuties than you

>>68542335
You have a thing for old gay men? Oh okay.

>>68542377
it was ironical, Sven

>>68542395
You need to calm down your autism

>>68542649
You need to calm down your face

>>68542649
>>68542709
Ugh you're both autistic - argument settled

>>68542738
No, you're autisticically beholden to the word 'autistic'

>>68542798
Is that what you told your doctor?

>>68542377
>>68542709
>>68542738
Check where you fall >>68542046

>>68542842
If you think you're my doctor
>>68542850
I don't think that word means what you think it means

Any effective ways of travelling cheaper than airbnb, or just something a little more private? Qt and I have done quite well out of airbnb tbf

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>>68542201
Jag vet, jag vet

>>68543002
Some hostels offer private room or there's couchsurf... But it's not really for people to shag in others house lol. Going with cheap offers at hotels is probably a good idea

Are there certain areas from which it's more likely to get a reply if you are from the US/Europe?
Since someone mentioned you best not be from Turkey if you want replies.

>almost 200 views after running qtcrawler 3 times on my main profile
>bunch of girls messaging me, some even writing longer messages where they've clearly read my profile and like me
I'm a fat nerd too.

>>68543337
It's good to be from a country people know. In Europe that's Germany, UK, France, Spain and Italy

>>68543337
Capital cities and >>68543416

I will start the penpal
recommend me conversation theme
just hello it is good weather?

>>68543432
Also cities with famous football teams bizarrely. Places like Munich and Manchester will get more attention than Frankfurt and Birmingham, even if they're smaller cities

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I wish mental issues made girls ugly so it would be easier to spot them.
If only you knew what us behind her smile
>>68543460
kakao?

>>68543470
to be fair she's kinda eh in the first place

>>68543460
Who cares you're Korean you could message "hello you dog look tasty" and you'd still get more responses than us

>>68543496
> "hello you dog look tasty"
nice
i will try it

>>68543470
Spotting crazy pucc is so easy though... If you're an autist who has trouble with reading people the easiest rules to remember are:
>If a qt is interested in you, she's probably fucked.
>If a qt is interested in you and you met her on an """""international penpal site""""""" she's 100% fucked.

>>68543554
I knew but this is the only place where qts call me handsome :$

>Turk girls love me but their English is shit

Sucks, most of them are pretty QT

>>68543554
are penpal girls always whores ?

do you ever run multiple conversations with qts while they're all online and track who reads your messages and replies quicker than the others?

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Anyone else get any cute gifts from their qt?

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>>68544354
are you fuckin 9 dude?

can't really complain tho since one of the things I got from my ex-qt a long time ago was a children's book in dutch for christmas

>>68544354
>>68544440
I don't know why she got me the pokemon stuff, probably just that I'd mentioned I was bored enough that I'd started replaying my old pokemon games

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>>68544467
Fugg forgot image, she also got me this (inb4 someone sees the XL and thinks I'm a fat one, I just like baggy clothes)

>>68544496
Neat shirt

Dose it ever get gold in Spain?

>>68543620
M-me too mate. It feels so nice it is worth a tiny bit of mental retardation tbf :3
>>68543757
Not always whores, but you don't end up on interpals if you're a normal person who is well fitted in society.

Of course that doesn't mean that they have to be sluts.

>>68544547
Yeah where I am (Castile y Leon) it's proper cold in winter, probably not to you, and even I'm quite hardy compared to the Spanish, but yeah, a very dry 2 or 3°

>>68544688
I live in the southeast and it's often only -3° during the winter.

@___@
I stillhatethat guy who forced me to put w glass jar in my butt

>>68544809
Post picture

>>68544809
Go away you ho

>>68544809
Post porn of urself

>>68544809
LET ME WORSHIP YOU I'LL EVEN LET YOU KEK ME PLS

>>68544809
wasnt it a deodorant, why are you lying?

>>68544809
Hi Felicia, could you readd me please on Skype?

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Europe is awake again so I hit that arbitrary goal I wanted to

it's probably going to start going down soon but yeah

I'll only post one more at the peak

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>>68544818
>>68544831
>>68544834
>>68544834
>>68544854
>>68545484

like flies to a stinking pile of shit

>>68545147
(＾ｰ^) I had to insert everything he wanted >.> i just didnt want him to delete me thats how desperate I was (￣∇￣) but i know better
First i used "lube" because obviously my ass couldn't suck the objects in without bodybutter but he said he kinda worried about the irritating ingredients so I stopped using lube (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

>>68545615
Don't (you) me or my wife's Swedish son ever again.

>>68545817
post more buthole pics

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i think i will give up on train girl

>>68545966
this we need more

>>68546009
fucking hell that's an amazing pic. thankfully I can just remind myself that that is HIV-ridden and then I don't feel so bad about not having that shoved in my face

>>68546207
If it's any consolation you'd be unlikely to catch anything from sticking your face in it

>>68546232
can you fucking not?
by making it seem gross in my head I can diminish the effect of unfulfilled insatiable lust

>>68546262
Also condoms are a thing that exists

Well, lads. I succeeded. I got some 10/10 noodz from my main qt.

Time to fap :D

Just did a comparative analysis of two Russian qts on who is more attractive but I still can't decide which one grabs my heart more. I know it's autistic don't remind me.

>>68546414
And post here I presume

>>68546009
>file deleted
...

>>68546321
just take the right pill, then you can rawdog as many HIV ridden whores as you want without ever catching it

>>68546414
Post here or on Discord.

>>68546710

>>68546818
MODS MODS!

>>68546818
Thank you

>>68546855
Don't be a fag, son

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>>68546952

>>68546818
When did this...

>>68546818
Ugh, reminds me more of a mare than a grill tbbh

>>68546818
What was it you niggers?

>>68547236
It was a picture of a bum with feet and pussy visible. Quite nice but nothing to write home about.

Finally got rid of the creep
Let's celebrate yay!!!
Nortism's advice worked

>>68547604
N-no problem! Kakao?

>>68547604
>>68547664
Fugg, what boring topic did you choose btw?

>>68547604
What was the advice?

>>68547700
You guys are gonna be grossed out ha
I went Lena Dunham on his ass

>>68547773
He told me to be as repulsive as possible and act like a raging feminist on crack

>>68547849
>>68547773
This, except the repulsive part. Since she's a femanon she was repulsive enough from the beginning ;^D

Anyone out there who wants to get rid of their overtly attached qt or creeper should try this method. Be a disgusting slob and be as annoying as possible.

>>68547954
>tfw I need to ditch a creeper but can't bring myself to be mean to a person and can't bring myself to lie.
I told the creeper in question I was a strict Muslim and it still didn't put her off

>>68548287
Start talking to her about chess riddles or integrals.

>>68548287
I feel you man but since you're a Muslim, just marry her and make her your least fav wifey. She only gets it once a month

>>68548368
>tfw you like both of these things

guys what is happening to me.

So I quit fapping a few weeks ago, and I just went to the gym for the first time in like 6 months... right now I have this extremely urge to sex. Wtf

Integrals are kindergarten shit kek

>>68548447
we should totally do a challenge to not fuck or masturbate for a year shit
Whoever succeeds is the winner

>>68548368
tfw when this >>68548394

>>68548452
Oh no they aren't

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>>68548452
fite me irl

>>68548601
Bring it on nerd

>>68548480

Dude I used to fap 2-3 times a day, for like 6 years. I stopped cut down to once a day a few months ago, and now I haven't came in a few weeks. Honestly, I feel so much fucking better mentally. I feel healthier since I stopped fapping.

The weird thing tho.... I've masturbated to the point of orgasm a few weeks ago, and it actually felt really bad. Like I came so much that it actually made me feel sick as shit. It wasn't enjoyable at all. I don't know why that happened. But it did

>>68548613
fucking ugh

also that background gives me HIV/AIDS

>>68548394
Do you have a siter who is like you? Pls give her kakao :3
>>68548452
Well that dun wus gon dun depend on them dum functions innit

>>68548613

Slut

>>68548642
That shit was nasty to read lol
Just don't think about it
I feel like it just makes it hard to concentrate on things that are more important

>>68548522
give sister to me ree

>>68548613
Do you just sext and fap all day lol

>>68546818
File deleted....

>>68548613
Joseph has no life and talks about banging e pussy all day cuz he aint got no job kek

>>68548766
Dont you??? lol

>>68548735
She's 8 you fucking pedo

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>>68548625
U r going to regret sayin that

>>68548814
No I don't even get horny. It rarely happens once a month maybe

>>68548813
Fucking Joseph

>>68548716

Oh, I don't. I was just saying, I think that whole "No Fap"'meme is actually true

>>68548815
Remember Aisha and Muhammad, it's a beautiful story of love.

10/10 Muslims agree.

>>68548879
Loool you are too much. Such a sick joke

>>68548879
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE DONT TRUST ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET HER AGE IS ANTIMUSLIM PROPAGANDA RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEE

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>>68548601
>tfw not posting the most amazing thing I ever learned in maths

>>68549024
Are you Muslim ?

>>68548879
>Coming from a Scandinavian
Kek, I actually believed you're an ethnic Norwegian, Abdul

>>68548666
Okay Satan :)

>>68548613
guys... he's called josephahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>68549053
Don't get your eyebrows in a twist lol
It's not that big of a deal

>>68549053
Complex Analysis is love. Fuck, I should try reading some Multivariable CA on my free time. I have tried once (the semester that we had a CA course), but got distracted with some other stuff.

>>68549056
No, I am not retarded.

>>68549096
>believing there are any ethnic scandis left
Do you believe in Santa too, infidel Slavonic scum
t.Rasheed bin-Ibrahim al Oslo
>>68548914
I have so much edge I play guitar in u2 son
>>68549024
Mash'allah!

>>68549209
>Tfw no nerd bf to make prodegies with

It always makes me laff how all these fake profiles made by Africans have "god fearing woman" or "good christian" in their profiles because they think it matters a lot to people outside their shithole country.

>>68549479
You have not watched dr Martin sempa?

>>68549479
whenever you see "I'm not religious, and don't shove your religion down my throat" in their profile you know they've been bombarded with muslims before

>>68549479
It maters to lots of American though.

>>68549740
isn't that what he said?

>>68549740
How many hardcore bible thumping bible belters are there on a site like Interpals? I haven't checked.

>>68549740

niggers

>hot girl messages you
>"pls do my homework"
How do I tell them to fuck off in a way that maximizes my chances of getting nudes?

>>68549320
right in the feels
>>68549740
Do they actually think that they will be able to live in US someday / find someone on interpals?

>>68549812
You say ok I'm really good at that subject, but pls gib noods first and then you do their homework completely wrong and laugh at them when they find out lol

Can I use this to actually practice language or is this just a meme to cover autistic flirting

>>68549940

Yes

>>68549812
Hello Sweden... Do you really want to do someone's boring ass homework for lewds?

>>68549940
In the past I felt like it was better for language learning , now every message is so flirtatious or shitty, the site is worthless to find friends or language exchange pals

>>68549812
>>68549885
Or (assuming, that it is math) state everything in equivalent form using Category Theory.

>>68549479
*tips*

>>68549824
Of course they think they can live in America, they're retarded Africans.

>>68549987
So don't bother?

>>68550008
Hello, I am a son of an african king and will pay you $1000000 if you send me fiddy dollars to cover bank transfers.

>ask for memes in my profile
>so far only one girl has sent memes
>and they were some pretty weak normie tier ones
How do I get girls that like memes? My ex liked them but that feels so long ago now.

>>68549986
No, that's why I asked how to tell them to fuck off. Not how to do it in exchange for nudes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SoIKv3xxuMA

>qties are actually starting to get pretty good at French and say it's mostly thanks to me

I made an account to talk to girls, how the fuck did I end up actually teaching French.

>>68550370
This song gives me the feels ;(

>>68550425
Can I find a qt that will teach me French? I can say "Je voudrais nudes" and read math related stuff.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JYZMT8otKdI

>>68550370
>>68550675
What is this? /cp/ for fags?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MbYCaASxYo0

>>68550715
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPG1n1B0Ydw
This one makes me cry ;( it's so emotional

>>68550765
>>68550758
>>68550370

country music get out RRRRREEEEEEE

>>68550840
It's so beautiful leaf
Listen to the last one
I can't stop crying ;(

>>68550765
Representing Norway in this heavyweight fag out to death: https://youtu.be/96hupJ61CbA

D-do you know line dance btw?

we /mu/ now? here is some russian stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHEUJRvNjEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng3Qap92jHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxfymzNonNI

>>68550901
Yes actually ha
I have done it a few times

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>>68550758
>>68550840
>>68550932
>>68550901
Some good music incoming fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8mrWXvGTAE

good thread

>>68550901
While we made this shit Norway, the Mongols over in Suomi made this:
https://youtu.be/wLwZx1hyGL8

Really makes you think!

>>68550998
W-will you teach me that and how to shoot big guns?

>>68550932
>not posting Nebo Slavyan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFIe68R8-tQ

>>68551069
I haven't shot any games myself but I have killed small animals with just knife
I might get a gun and get some shooting lessons. I like hunting

>>68551019
>>68551232
Not bad, /slav/ intensifies. V NASHIH VENAH KIPIT NEBO SLAVYAN/10
>>68550765
>>68550370
are you 10 years old?/10
>>68550758
not as bad as previous two, still terrible tho

>>68551331
I'm mentally 10 lol but not retarded ha

>>68550871
It's the kind of music my mom listens to. That automatically makes it 100% uncool.

>>68551453
Lol hahaa that was funny
But I feel very sad today and this is my way of coping

>you will never be a teen growing up as the USSR collapsed around you

this fucking song is glorious, man. thank you mother russia for kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8K0sW8GX-4

>>68551499
I mean, at least listen to something not terrible.

>>68548386
Problem is she'd like that. She knows I have a gf / proper qt already and she's very persistent. I think she wouldn't mind being a bit on the side.

>>68551544
Ok anon I'll listen to some Russian stuff y'all posted

>>68551565
Doubt that it is actually sad, I can post something for that mood, gimme a moment.

>>68551549
If you have a gf or someone you care about , you wouldn't cheat period. How would your main qt feel. Just block that home wrecking hoe and get done with it

>>68532485
Are you that British anon who's living in Russia?

>>68551599
T-thank you

This is odd but hilarious

Chinese QT messaged me. I don't really care to talk to them. So I just went full lewd immediately because Idc if they stop talking to me or whatever. This girl got into it lmao. She's talking about sucking my dick hahaha. I've literally been talking to her for less than 10min

>>68549769
I have a Texan girl like that, and I was talking to a black girl from London who literally was incapable of forming any sort of conversation or discussion about anything without involving religion. Literally only listened to religious music, only read religious books, only watched religious TV shows or films etc. In the end I had to admit that her religion had made her the single most boring human being in the country.

>>68551726
Jaja muy funny

>>68551628
Can't just block and walk away, she has my Facebook, WhatsApp, Skype etc. It's never really gotten flirty and if she's tried to I've shut her down instantly or just logged off. Literally I give her no affection or attention whatsoever and she's completely enamoured with me - I don't know what the fuck's wrong with her.

She's British before you ask.

>>68551669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUG6KpEqiTo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_-4G7nOR00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PU_4Wh3CLQ

Here you go.

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Have you ever done something fun with your qt /CP/? (●´ω｀●)
I met up with a guy from IP and we're making sushi now.

>>68551869
Just ignore
They eventually go away. Ignore the messages altogether and don't reply

Don't cut your finger or the guy is fucked

>>68551669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfExEBCvdv0

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Lmao if I get nudes I'll share

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Say YES to kpop

>>68551232
>>68551331
lol, are you even trying fake slavs?
https://youtu.be/Wbikb1tZy8A
https://youtu.be/YDeUXFXVnPA

>>68551269
A-are you Presbyterian?

>>68552081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9v6SHaewGg

S-sure.

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Just blocked another craycray qt on WeChat
I think this time she won't message me again for real
>>68551674
how old is she?
Asians are pretty lewd on this website, but you usually have to aim for a bit older (24 or so)

>>68552131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPEp_dCKtm8

Here you go. I prefer german nazi songs tho.

>>68552131
I am an active member of the Flying Spaghetti Monster church. I take my faith very seriously

>>68552081
>>68552133
The only redeemable thing about k-pop is the girls are kind of hot, but they're made of so much plastic I don't know if you can truly consider them human anymore.

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>>68551978
(●´ω｀●) he cut everything

>>68552374
Omg he has HIV now
You're a criminal bitch
Why would you spread diseases

>>68552365
Well, desu I like how koreans just go full retard with their entertainment industry, have not found a lot of songs that I liked tho.

>>68552374
his hands look disgusting desu

>>68552374
You gonna give him aids?

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I was getting all riled up about thicc koreans but it's probably mostly fake
/kingsejong

>>68552638
Lol are you budder?

>>68552699
>5y old profile
>fake

I doubt it.

Someone give me a sentence for a girl to vocaroo

>>68552925
no I mean the tits, not the profile

>>68552916
What?

>>68552963
If I take that off will you die?
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
You're a big guy
FOR YOOOUUU

>>68552131

>Nebeska Srbija
>Noz zica srebrenica

Edgy senpai

>>68551885
I like this from Russian music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9uttG4tSJY

>>68553062
It's piggu