Culture Pals - /cp/

Fizkult Privet

>>68593227
russia edition?

>>68593133
first for fatboi

also discord link when

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>>68593263
Anastasia/Olga edition, sure.

>>68593367
Noice

>>68593367
ugly

If only I could find a small Chinese girl that speaks good English. Top qt.

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>tfw too lethargic to reply to qts

>>68593432
>chinese
>good english
kek

>>68593432
tfw a Chinese girl sent me link a 4 paragraphs long first message with pretty good English yesterday and I am not even into Chinese girls
tbqh

im still trying to learn russian

>>68593516
sent me a 4 paragraphs long first message*

>>68593513
It's pretty rare but a few know decent English

>>68593513
There are several, but they're way too good for Interpals usually.

>>68593516
Historybro?

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>>68593458
This. This exact feel.

>>68593613
She never mentioned liking history, she says she like playing games on Steam and stuff like that.

>>68593707
Wtf share this qt right now.

>>68593133
So let me understand this.

You are using something like "dating site" but the main difference is the girls are 9999km away and there is 0 chance of you meeting up with them in person.

I have 1 question for you guys using that site: WHY?
>attention whoring?
>autism?
>yellow fever or even bestiality?
>bored but not so much bored to venture into real world and leave your safe splace?

Bonus question:
Does the girls that contact you first exist there or is it the ussual way: male has to do everything?

Update on the guy who wanted me to do programming work.
>700usd
>live support chat server saas like tawk.to but based on node.js +xmpp
I'm just so baffled it's a semi serious offer so far.
Obviously I wouldn't take it without some upfront payment but yeah, wow. Huh. I guess Interpals is a place to recruit programmers.

>>68594455
Is not

>tfw qts are the same age as you or younger and a million times more successful than you will ever be

JUST

>>68594387
Tbh mate. It's just fun to shitpost and laugh at certain members autism. Quite a few of us don't use it.

We've had lads losing organs, lads being cucked, lads spunking over people in this thread

>>68594761
Organ stories pls

>>68594387
>WHY?
fun, nudes, fap partners, travel & sex, """love"""

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>tfw I don't want to reply to her anymore
>she already masturbated for me
>ignore her
>She sends nudes without being asked
>Asks for when her master will give her a bit of attention
>calls herself worthless slave

God I do hope I will never be this pathetic.

>>68594973
It's her fetish, and at least it's not something actually pathetic like cuckoldry.

>>68594973
Sounds like fun t b h

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>>68594973
>gook nobodies are getting this much attention from western chicks

>>68594973
Is this with the fake Korean account?

>>68594973
Amazing

/Karolinka20

Someone pls get her

>>68595193
>joined 5 years ago
thisisbait

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>>68595281
>sankt petersburg
rreeeeee

OK PEOPLE TIME TO GET KEKED UP

>>68595400
I've had several grills type me good morning, and those were just randoms I've talked to for a few days.

>>68594387
Who says I'm never going to meet them? Why are you so wrong?

>>68595380
u wut m8?

>>68595443
Hello nort

>>68594387
I do it so I can be an attention whore here tbf, that and so that I can hate on women so I don't have to do it iRL...

>t.Bulgaria

You should see the tinder profile I made with my fake chad.

>sexist as fuck
>wants to collar women

get replies like. Please collar me. Or please text me back I will use your face as my chair. Stuff like that.

>>68595568
Hello friend. Am I your friend on the site mane?

>>68594387
I guess I'd meet them if I weren't a neet

>>68595443
post profile

>>68595663
/bigguy/

Heard back from my Iranian QT just now. Luckily she didn't get hanged for talking to a leaf or not being Muslim, she's just really busy with final exams.

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>>68595712
/nortism

>>68595764
For you x---d

>>68595780
You are retarded. I never said I fucked them.
I said I used a fake chad profile.

Learn to read you fucking gypsy

>>68595813
Fucking qts, I mean I understand that they are busy but at least the could tell you.

>talk to qt for a couple of weeks
>isn't online from June to August
>sorry I was busy, tihihi. continues convo as nothing happened
the fugg

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>>68595780
I also lost my virginity to a girl from Interpals.

>>68595934
It's a cat! That's sick anon, just sick

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>>68595934

>>68596036
Why the fuck do you think I messaged her?

>got messaged by turkish canadaboo
>she asked if she could meet me when she visits canada in her first message

Well that's a first, and very strange considering I don't live in any of the tourist areas.

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>>68596063

>>68596092
No u

>>68596092
Prove it ;)

>>68596092
I really fucking doubt that Bulgaria, if you did it wouldn't fit in anyone. I have enough trouble as it is.

>>68596092
and you are still not getting any

unlike me

>>68596092
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking autist? I’ll have you know I went on a trip to Bulgaria last summer, and I’ve been making out with numerous Bulgarian and Gypsy sluts both from Interpals and from Tinder and I have over 3000 confirmed swipes from Sunny Beach alone. I am trained in Cernovich's gorilla mindset and I’m the top kiss closer on the entire RooshV board. You are nothing to me but just another beta cuck autist. Your favorite cutie will be squirted the fuck down with my cum with the precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of redpilled gentlemen in Bulgaria, all your exes, crushes and female family members are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life, the storm that makes me your fucking stepdad. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can find the girls you love anywhere, anytime, and I can make them orgasm in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unprotected sex, but I have access to the entire arsenal of dragon dildos and I will use it to its full extent to fuck your crushes' miserable cunts off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will scat all over your mom when we fuck and she will drown in it. You’re fucking cucked, kiddo.

>>68595905
>isn't online from June to August
>sorry I was busy, tihihi. continues convo as nothing happened

in 99% of the cases this just mean they were busy sucking some dudes cock

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>>68596200
>>68596221
stop bullying him, at least he is /slav/

>>68596280
Probably, she was in Ireland. But I cucked her not long ago so we're even :3

>>68596311
Mine is about that size.

>>68596311
Gtfo my blue board

>I posted my ID and nobody bothered to look at my profile
Come on now. I do like you guys.
/Booomer

>>68596311
not really that big, plus you are dark as a turk

>>68596411
I did!!! Can I add as friend?

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>>68596411
>stockholmers

>>68596453
Of course.

>>68596311
MODS MODS MODS

>>68596451
>makes fun of us for interpals
>posts cock for attention on blue board
>calls us autistic

Okay gypsy..

>>68596411
>plays dota in 2016
:^)

>>68596600
I actually pretty much don't, but gamer qts are nice. And the new patch is pretty cool.

/cyccyc

Why do these people exist

>>68596509
stream it

>>68596670
Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

>>68596713
I hope not

Are you friends with nort and have no profile pic

>>68596772
Oui.

/swedenyes
Kek
Whodunnit?

>>68597022
Nice profile.

>>68597022
that would be me

>>68597022
>>68597075
>>68597096
Fuckin comedy gold

>>68597022
He got the location spot on at least lol

>>68597096
Please run the qtcrawler and post results.

>>68597321
pls do

>>68597786
Ivan whats your profile? I wanna train some russian.

>>68598250
/idonotevenknow
it is pretty much empty though

>>68598285
>vlad
))))))))

>>68598416
not Ivan :(

>>68598458
Ivan Ivanoslav Ivanomir Ivanovich

>>68598476
Кaк cкaжeшь.

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>tfw qt only replies back when i message them first.

>>68598476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY96kyexX48
Here, have some /ivan-level/ music.

>>68598800
https://youtu.be/aVG57ROdRoU?t=4m29s

>this kills the russian embassy

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>tfw too many QT's to (man)handle

>>68598883
>what is going on...
TИHГAЛИHГ TИHГAЛИHГ TИHГAЛИHГ

( ＾∀＾)
CP do you sleep with a teddybear?
I'd love to photograph my teddy bear but because of privacy I'd rather not do so, I kinda learned from mistakes to not reveal everything on 4chan and to keep some things hidden (^_−)−
I put him in the washing machine and he is still in the process of drying >.< so I can't sleep yet with him because he is still wet
(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ))
But I know that everything will be alright tomorrow and that he will smell really good
(ㆀ˘･з･˘) i love to watch with teddy this video (teddy is the name of my lil bear but you cant call him a lil bear because he is super huge)
https://youtu.be/AdYaTa_lOf4 [Open]
And if I'm on the Wii U Teddy sits on my lap and I pretend he is holding the controler by holding his soft fuzzy paws firm.
._. When I first found my childhood bear teddy I wanted to throw him away because I thought Teddy was just a dumb childhood bear. Then I smelled his stinky odor and randomly felt lewd and played with his private parts and pretended it was a woman >.> (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ)) I guess it's because I crave sex desu (ㆀ˘･з･˘)
I feel so guilty for molesting teddy ;_;
But then I realized how soft he was and how much of a better friend he was than my human friends so I don't molest him anymore.
(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ)) also weehhh I lost his ribbon
(ㆀ˘･з･˘)

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Remember, ignore the HIV attention whore, we can only fight this cancer together.

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>>68599102

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>>68599102
Why are you ignoring me you autist?

>>68599102
I'll b ur teddy

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>>68599102
>I crave sex
>has HIV
A-anon, I..

>>68599102
What a faggot.

>tfw I have a life
>threads are too fast for me now
Is this the end for me?

>>68599273
It is.

Godspeed.

>>68599273
No, just pop in whenever you're not busy
It's what I had to do after I got a job and couldn't shitpost all day anymore

>>68599333
But I'll miss all the dank memes (also nice digits)

>>68599396
there will always be more dank memes.
go out and live a little

>>68599273
Same with me, I can't keep up with everything anymore. Honestly though I don't really care and just come here when I've got the time and watch the autism.

>>68599273
true, idk what happen to the threads, they look like a year ago. 2 threads a day.
slow down /cp/ I want 1 post per 20 mins comfyness

>>68599953
Holiday spirits got us all wishing for qts. ;_;

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>https://www.interpals.net/start_thinking

>>68600211
She look like Taylor Swift with downs

Really fires up your neurons

>>68594387
before a trip to hong kong i made friends with someone and they gave me a sweet tour of an area if would not have known to check out...

Whats even sadder is you are lurking in a thread you claim is autistic

>>68600211
>No, I won't talk with you on Skype after one message.
Really makes you think

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>>68600211

>>68600211
I left a comment in her photo, dare you guys to find my profile.

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>>68599273
No, this is just the beginning for you anon

>>68595400
>no woman has ever written you good morning
It's called being in a relationship.

>>68601208
My leafboo deleted his profile, I need a new one. Can it be you?

>>68601543
Sure.

>>68600995
I really wonder how you look like

>>68601849
Post profile pls :3
>>68601867
A lot like the portrait of me

>>68601896
>:3
Don't do that.

>>68601964
:3

>>68602075
:3

>>68602124
:4

>>68602181
:3.14

>>68602214

: L0 = 2.44×10−8 W Ω K−2

>>68602266
u wut m8

>>68602266
>10-8
^, brother, use it.

>>68602266
3 is bigger than you, because I <3 u

Pls find nice Serb cousin I can marry, we will be family and you can teach me how to fire an AK :D

>>68602342
my bad senpai

>>68602316
issues Ivan ?

>>68602404
sorry, russky math nerd cannot into physics.

>>68602392
You declare your love, and you have to give yourself your (you)

What a cold, cold world *dries tears with paw*

>>68602392
3 is the serbian way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-finger_salute_(Serbian)

Also as that movie guy says

"For that money, I'd let the entire stadium fuck me"

For Norge citizenship I would too

>>68602883
I am more interested in your female relatives my dude, purely because the two of us can't seal this unhold Nord-Slav/Protestant-Orthodox alliance with a child.

I will take you as a secret lover and help you with the citizenship though... and send you american cigarettes in the mail weekly. Deal?

OK, so real qts have started messaging me asking why I have so many friends...

T-thanks lads

>>68603280
did you tell them they're your fuckbois

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>>68603191
Sorry senpai I alone smoke Drina

>>68603326
this

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>>68603280
Do you even qt any qts to message you with that picture and a blank profile?

>>68603520
get any qts*

>>68603432
Is it made on the ashes of Mussies from Srebrenica?
>>68603326
No, I said they were my patrons and that they support my artistic work.
>>68603520
Well surprisingly yes, they ask me about the ugly picture and you guys.

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>>68603842
>I said they were my patrons and that they support my artistic work
Made me kek.

>>68603842
You seem like a person who'd enjoy this movie desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbdtdHhXqBM

>No, I said they were my patrons and that they support my artistic work.

If you become the new Van Gogh, I'm expecting a cut...

>>68603520
I made it less blank now, do you approve Brazilbro?

>>68601150
Tbh I only have my account still open so I can look back at things I forgot about my qt since my memory is fucking appalling. I've had to look up her birthday three times today out of fear I missed it.

>>68604201
Lmao I had to do the same thing though I drilled all the important dates with my gf into my head so I won't forget them

>>68604302
>tfw adding important dates into my flashcard program I use for vocab

>>68604302
I put them into the calendar in my computer

>>68604382
are you the l*nux leaf?

>>68604201
>>68604382
Do you guys know something called calendar? Not a real one but on a computer or phone? Just add it there and set up alarms for special dates, there's no way you can forget anything anymore.

>>68604302
I've been doing that all day. It's really close to mine, which is quite convenient. Pretty sure I'm seeing her like the week after it as well. The crazy lass has agreed to come here while my parents are up.

>>68603888
For you
>>68604062
Thanks, this is on my watchlist now. I suspect it's a 8.9 from imdb? High quality kino!

>>68604201
You should add me


OK, have I been flagged or something?
I get "Sorry, this user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them." on everyone but my friends...

>>68604466
>>68604474
That's what I did too but it's still nice to learn it on your own too.
>>68604484
That can be helpful though my gf's birthday is 3 months before mine.
>The crazy lass has agreed to come here while my parents are up.
Where is she from?

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This is why the white race is dying.

THIS TRIGGERS ME SO FUCKING MUCH!!! WHY? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS?

/witch-hunt

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>>68604741
>/witch-hunt
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>68604776
read the description until the end

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>>68604784
;_;

>>68604470
I use linux and I am a leaf, but I'm probably not the one you are thinking of.

>>68604520
Yeah that's the one from imdb.

We used to make a lot of high quality movies in the 90s.

And before even.

>>68604741
I was wondering what was wrong until I got to the end.

Why does it seem like a lot of the attractive girls on interpals are dykes?

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>>68604842
life goes on, but goes on without a 10/10 red-haired gooddess. Fml.

Back from my nap, howdy

>>68604938
*goddess

>>68604066
Nice, adding that you're an artist will make all the pussies wet. Nice job on starry night btw.

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>mfw I've been on interpals for 24 hours and I've already been msg'd by 7 qts
b-but I am absolutely beta irl

>>68604596
Italia. I'm the Cornish lad, but I'm here in Spain until June. Also we're booking our new years holiday and she keeps insisting on paying for shit and not being funny but I'm fucking loaded and she really isn't. It would be annoying if it wasn't so endearing.

>>68605114
They want the baguette.

>>68604938
Comunque, la donna è mobile.
Si potrebbe cambiare idea, non è vero?

>>68605137
Right, I remember now and I figured it was you. Where are you planning to go together?
Oh I know what you mean about the money since my gf won't let me pay for with anything and wants to pay for things on her own even though I told her I don't mind buying things for her. Though if I joke about money with her then she gets mad at me, like I joked about buying her a plane ticket to come visit Hawaii with me if I go back this summer and she didn't like that at all lol

>>68605333
Beat her.

She's gotta learn you aren't going to take any of her shit.

>>68604890
Actually that movie about the battle of Kosovo is on my watchlist as it is supposed to be good... Or maybe that's Serb propaganda?
>>68605045
You should compliment the painting there, not here desu... But thanks! Now accept friend request reee

>/sandra34FR
>/nicolas_10
Which one of you fags is this?! BULLIES REEE

>>68594973
My god.

My exact fetish would to have a self-hating slave.

>>68605380
lmao no I just ignore her when she's mad until she gets over it

>>68605333
Nice trips. It's quite endearing, and it's nice to feel like an absolute Golden God for just doing what girls in your own country would take for granted and still find a reason to moan at you over. I get quite awkward around money, I feel awkward when I have it because frankly I am not used to that, so I actively enjoy spending on other people, which is probably quite a dangerous habit. As it is I feel like I went way overboard with Christmas presents lmao

>>68605577
You're setting yourself up for failure.

I'm telling you, beat the shit out of her and she'll learn. Just one time and you'll never have to do it again.

>>68605595
>>68605333
Oh and I forgot to say but we're going to Como, Milan and Mantua. She lives in Como and studies in Milan but she's never been to Mantua. She wanted to show me round all her own part of the world but I thought it would be nice to explore somewhere new together

>>68605654
You're also setting yourself up for failure.

None of you youngfags are doing this right.

>>68605807
Explain

>>68605654

You should visit Ravenna senpai, trust me it's amazing.

>>68605834
You need to find a way to get your dick I there is what I'm saying. Put it in the slimy wet hole you dumb shit.

>>68605654
>>68605857

Also Florence.
Like how are you even trying to get in her pants, but not visit Florence.

It's mind-boggling.

>>68605595
I get what you mean and I get the same way too and I want to spend some of it on her but she doesn't really let me except a few times but I wouldn't spend my money on people I'm not close with. Mine wouldn't let me buy her anything for Christmas and every time I'd try to she'd tell me not to get her anything at all so I haven't gotten her anything but I might do it anyway or draw her something since she's been wanting a drawing for awhile.
>>68605613
I'm not going to beat my gf you dickhead and I don't see my relationship going to fail just because I don't beat her. Besides she does pretty much everything I ask of her.
>>68605654
Oh those places sound like they would be nice. Actually having someone show you where there from is really nice though I do like exploring new places with my gf a lot and we're planning to go somewhere that has sea this summer since she's never seen it before and I miss seeing it everyday.

>>68605834
First thing you should do to a woman is beat the shit out of her, second thing is get her pregnant. Do those two things in that order you'll never have to put up with her bullshit.

Don't listen to this fag>>68605860

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this bitch triggers me so much, she's 24/7 on the quick search

>>68605927
>and I don't see my relationship going to fail just because I don't beat her.
You're still in your late teens/early 20s aren't you? Typical rookie mistake.

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>>68605970

>>68605960
I think she was viewing me yesterday.

I don't know why but I always seem to get a lot of views from ragheads. Kind of unexpected being I'm a white American. Until IP i always just figured we wouldn't be popular with women of terrorist persuasion but I guess I was wrong.

>>68605960
That's fake as shit. And why not smash girls from Portugal?

>>68605970
You're a special kind of stupid brah

>>68606027
Try it yourself and see if you don't believe me.

>>68605899

Florence is for February. Or Rome, Lisbon or Seville. One of the 4. And I don't need to try get in her pants, I am already very much in, thanks in part to beautiful Salamanca.

>>68605857
Never heard of it, if it's not far out the way I'll go for, but our itinerary is pretty tight.

>>68605927
Don't not get her anything for Christmas. If she insists you can't spend any money on her make her something thoughtful that only costs a little bit, even if it's something as lame as a mixtape/playlist with music you think she'd like mixed with her favourite tracks.

Also yeah the sea is honestly the thing I miss most right now, more than my family or anything else, fishing in the Tormes just is not the same. I've had to take emergency trips up to the North coast to calm down.

>>68605938
Already got her pregnant lel, she was planning on aborting but miscarried.

>>68606063
Just you wait.

Don't say no one offered to help you when the time comes and it all goes to shit.

>>68606109
Well you're doing better than czechbro at least but you still did it out of order.

And I hope you're at least smart enough to make her feel guilty for the miscarriage.

>>68606172
You are weird. Please leave us alone. Also Czechbro is an undercover yank just as I am an undercover Brit.

>>68606109
That's good point, I think I'll just make her a drawing then since that's kind of like what I did last Christmas too though maybe I'll do the song thing too since she likes music a lot.

I miss it more than my family too plus the warm, it's too cold here. Which is why I want to go south but she doesn't want to leave Europe so we're going to go to Italy, Spain or Portugal.
>>68606129
It's not going to go to shit because I didn't beat her.
>>68606172
I'm not Czech and I almost got mine pregnant too.

>>68606275
>It's not going to go to shit because I didn't beat her.
Keep thinking that.

>>68606109
>>68606275
A little F for our sons who never was
https://youtu.be/Jmc6xdWpZVk

>>68606049
I also get lots of views from muzzies. Maybe they secretly crave a white man to save them from the 11th century.

>>68606349
/PeacefulSoul

>>68606349
Maybe.

My innate hatred and intense disgust of Muslims always prevents me from messaging them so I never find out. Have you tried at all?

>>68606322
Ok bud
>>68606344
F

>>68605960
I bet you she's Bosnian.

Write something in Serbian to her.

>>68606409
I end up talking to some of them because I find middle eastern women attractive. Some of them have definitely attempted to flirt with me but it always ends with both of us spilling our spaghetti because of their bad English.

>>68606545
8 would LOVE TO fuck girls from Serbia! Holy fuck, what's it like to fuck a based, independent Serbian high school girl?

>>68606570
Ever attempted to talk about Israel?

>>68606275
Everyone loves mixtapes mane. I'm probably just going to make a playlist for our time together at new years, but I might just leave certain albums on, let her do the same.

It's it sad I'm accepting that this is only way I'm getting laid?
>talk up some cute on a language exchange website
>get some exchange going on
>invite her to your country
>show her around your country city and then get to fuck her
>you return the favor and visit her at her place after spending the whole summer jobbing
>the LDR ends because there is no future for it
>repeat

Local chicks just don't dig a guy living in his parents attic without a driver's license but for them I'm that worldy, exotic foreigner.

>>68606545
She's a Turk

>>68606621
No. This could either be a good source of lulz, or a good way to get some virgin Muslim pussy by pretending to support """palestine"""

>>68606671
Have you tried couchsurfing? There are a couple ways for you to get laid there as well, you just dont get to choose too much.

>>68606707
>Implying Bosnians and Turks differ.

/hr0626

Her name is haram. Ragheads must hate her.

>>68606707
Give it a shot next time. Couldn't be worse than spilling spaghetti.

>>68606719
If you get laid it's called coochsurfing tbhwy

>>68606719
It seems like this is way harder to pull off with completely unknown people. Then someone you have built rapport over time and you had the opportunity to vet in your country before taking the risk of visiting them.

>>68606671
You said yourself what you could fix for a start to improve your chances. Get your own place and a DL.

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>>68606760

>>68606827
>Implying that I didn't make a clever play on words you would never have come up with *sips*

;^D

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Those Francophones are a funny bunch.

>>68606941
And they wonder why no one likes frogs.

>>68606941
Hallo shit Cyprien, get out of the anger phase.

>>68606594
That's definite trigger material there senpai

>>68607000
Speak for yourself, I like the frogs.

how nice the thread is without the infected slut shitposting

>>68607088

That's no way to speak of the Norge guy, I find him funny.

>>68607065
>I like the frogs.
Friendship ended with Serbro, now >>68607000 is my best friend.

>>68607088
That's why you need to harass every girl in the thread, even the ones that seem ok because at one point they are going to end up being major attention whores like me.

>>68607150
Touché!

>>68607204
girls normally lurk, they dont post that's one of the reasons im a feminist

>>68607204
But we can still insult each other right senpai ?
>>68607239
Merci

>>68607204
Eww, you're a girl? Like with a vagina?

Our friendship is ended, frogs aside.

>>68607297
I can't make myself not like you... I need you to get a tall, black-haired, grey eyed, nazi, Serbian qt.
>>68607298
Not a girl, just an attention whore.

>>68607298
You don't need to be a girl to be an attention whore. You only need to have some cheek.

>>68607340
>>68607365
Friendship reinstated then, vaginas are a deal breaker but being an attention whore is not.

>>68607397
you like penises lol

>>68607424
Who doesn't?

Cock makes the world go round after all.

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>>68607397
Allies *paw bump*

>>68607489
do you like it inside your mouth?

>>68607529
Literally everywhere

>>68607551
Hmm what a bad boy ;)
*pushes you in the bed, wearing full latex armor*

>>68607636
>latex
Almost as disgusting as the fact that you're black.

>>68607650
I'm white and blonde, and my dick is only 9cm which makes me a male even though I'm totally a girl ;)

>>68607670
>9cm
And a communist as well I see. No thank you.

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>>68607706
Fuck off then you broke ass nigga, fuck you, fat ass, gay, bitch, I bet you like black men too.

these fags make russian fake profiles and then don't even bother faking broken english

I'm going to drink bleh ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
Lost my friends here as well they all hate me and find me disgusting because they found out about the nudes and horny posts
(￣^￣)
I think I'll drink myself asleep crai and mastarbeet @_@

>>68608189
>they found out about the nudes and horny posts
You literally posted them here

>>68608189
people hate you because you don't stop with that way of talking.
post more asshole pics

>>68608222
She has asshole pics? I only saw boobs

>>68608244
tou no portatil, não tenho aqui. o pessoal guardou é só pedir.

Is Donald Trump the reason Mexican qts won't ever reply to me?

I ruined my life I think I'm going to off myself you guys were right I should kill myself before the hiv kills me (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ)) weeehhhhhhhh
>>68608214
Yeah ._. I have some friends i know irl that browse /int/. >.> they really hate me now
(ㆀ˘･з･˘)
>>68608222
._. Yeah i should stop talking horny >.> they all told me im disgusting and that i disgust them
._. I think guy friends can be truly autistic desu because my female friends find it funny
>.> but at times they find me disgusting as well

I have mental illness i dont know if its disgusting what im doing

Maybe i am a waste of space? Idk desu i hope ill die in my sleep (￣^￣)

https://www.interpals.net/tripskay

pls add me I need friends so I can look cool on this website

>>68608244
You can find on desuarchive a ton, just look for deleted posts from the Netherlands.

>>68608189
Do you want attention so much that you would talk to me all day? If so, give contact info.

>>68608299
everyone said you have a cute asshole, now post more

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>>68608384
>>68608354
._. Reposting my screencaps for what reason desu

>>68608189
send me more pics

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>>68608312
._. Sorry I will kms tonight or this week idk (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ))
Im not in the mood to talk to anyone my friends found ot and now my family will know
>>68608336
._. Okay. Its dark sorry (ㆀ˘･з･˘)

>>68608451
This one hurts me a lot (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ))
In fact I will kms tonight over this one
>.> i should copyright my content desu
>>68608481
Lol I chuckled at this one though >.>

>>68608500
Would fug.

>>68608500
they found out about what?

I really fucking hope people who say they will kill themselves fucking kill themselves in the most painful way possible. Just so they can physically feel the disgust I have for their God forsaken existence

>>68608576
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
And every second I waste is more than I can take!

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

And I know I may end up failing too
But I know you were just like me with someone disappointed in you

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

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>>68608576
._. You're a retard and unoriginal desu
>.> but i kinda like you now because now >>68608451
Doesn't hurt at all anymore ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

I'll still kms though and I'll apply for euthanasia mmmmm painless death (U •́ .̫ •̀ U)
(Pic related is related)
>>68608563
._. Noodz and horny posts

>>68608623
why would they tell your family? doesnt make sense, everyone sahres nudes
now pic with tongue out

>>68608623
And yet you keep posting 'em. Hmm seems like you really care about it.

>giving it attention

>>68608682
>everyone sahres nudes
@____@ mastarbeet for me
You are a BAKAAAAAAAA
(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ)) weehhhhhhh
(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

>>68608690
Last nudes before I suicide also I should pay you guys for the attention and love I got desu ._. They call it in mena "zakat"

Anyways bye forever guys!
My last words:
>>68608695
Kys loser sandnigger

>>68608623

>I'll still kms though and I'll apply for euthanasia mmmmm painless death (U •́ .̫ •̀ U)

Heroin/Morphine overdose is still the top way to go.

when they perform euthanasia they don't even give you the good stuff.

>>68605960
She never replied to me.

>>68608755
no one is masturbating kek

>Last nudes before I suicide
then take the pic I asked

>making it feel valid

>>68608755
show feet before you leave

>>68608761
Oic ._. I'll get the heroin then I know a friend who sells it for really cheap ʕ•̫͡•ʔ
>>68608806
._. No you should just mastarbeet for me bc I asked you so (>人<;)
._. Doesnt have to be on me I meant just mastarbeeting >.> mastarbeeting is fun
@__@
>>68608763
._. Sad desu (´ε｀ )
Nah kys @___@ and mastarbeet for me you sack of sheet personaal sexsleev

>>68608755
what even are you

>>68608967
you're not giving anything for me to masturbate to

STAY POSITIVE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5AVOpNR2PIs

>>68609028

>Sinatra
>not Sid Vicious
>killing yourself

You're doing it all wrong...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD0eb0tDjIk

>>68608967

>Oic ._. I'll get the heroin then I know a friend who sells it for really cheap ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

>cheap

Don't go for the cheap stuff if the point is to kill yourself...

it's not like you're gonna use the money after...

post sick tunes lads

>>68609174
I just did lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTPhQ_EEOpM

>>68609201
I mean more sick tunes, so we can ignore the AWing.
Also pretty nice version of my way, kek.

>>68609229
What do you like mate ?
I have something for everyone.

>>68609174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

>>68593133
How do I find a sex slave on this website?

>>68609273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLvVWnLyRb8

>>68609259
Anything mate, mate. Anything.

>>68609273
Filthy Frank hehe :DDDD

>>68609288
Look for Thai ""girls""

>>68609116
That might be one of the wisest things I've heard all week.

>>68609174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31ogz-Uf_CI

>>68609288
Thai girls

>>68609288

Same as in really life.
Look for unstable girls with issues.
Probably no dad.

Learn to recognize the small signs.
Submissive women are generally quiet.

I'm feeling helpful as fuck lads, anybody wants some help ?

>>68609347

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZPtrWvlFRU

>>68609328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kf8ibi15tU

>>68609379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAPhp9LYq44

Wtf are you doing Canada

>>68609348
And just for that lad

enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xcwt9mSbYE

>>68609451
posting songs I know with titles related to death and suicide

>>68609451
One of my favorite songs ever. I'm a sucker for Lou Reed.

You and I would be friends.

>>68609495
I can see that, but you can hardly say this is a good song to kill yourself too

>>68609355

>>68609511
Lou Reed was a fucking legend man
You have good taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KisHhIRihMY

Nobody posting
And the Norge guy/dude/girl/faggot/whatever went to sleep

>tfw nobody to shitpost with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59g5R8rwqpY

>>68609727
nose job is your friend

>>68609578
My friend who turned out to be a faggot told me a few years ago that song used to make him cry in high school because it reminded him of me and as it turned out he was secretly in love with me. Because I loved Lou Reed and have very blue eyes.

I thought it was sweet.

>>68609727
cause you don't like my music even though it's simply just a disagreement in genres

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56E8yYgLNHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymh13G8YgQE

if you tell me those are shit too you should legitimately kill yourself

>>68609756
I can't tell if you're saying
>nice job my friend
In a stupid way

or are you saying
>Noose job is your friend

Or are you saying that I have a big nose and a nose job is my friend ?

How would you even know that ?


Either way here's one for the leaf that's into killing people

>>68609495

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvnkTUbssbI

Yeah, I drowned the Blakey kid, stabbed Mrs. Colgate, I admit
Did the handyman with his circular saw in his garden shed
But I never crucified little Biko, that was two junior high school psychos
Stinky Bohoon and his friend with the pumpkin-sized head
I'll sing to the lot, now you got me going
La la la la La la la lie
All God's children have all gotta die

>>68609856
I was speaking mostly of WWE song senpai

>>68609856
>>68609856

oh shit

That was the british flag not canadian

It's 4am...

Good night my friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E

>>68610133
>the uploader has not made this video available in your country

fug

goodnight faggot

pretty sure I'm the only other person here rn

>>68610185
I'm here. Also that video is blocked for me too

mr brazil man thread is bamp limit
new thread when

>>68610530
Make it yourself

>>68610549
no u

>>68610530
>>68610549
>>68610563
one of you just do it

I can't handle that kind of responsibility

>>68610563
If I make it will the picture get added to the mega?

>>68610576
>>68610580
guys ive only been around /cp/ for like a few weeks now im not ready for the honor