/cp/ - Culture Pals: Thailand edition

first for thicc koreans

>>68554803
this is where losers get a chance to get in to get laid.

/agashia
What kind of a fucking angle is this photo?

>>68554909
no wonder it's full of koreans

An real edition edition 8/8

>>68554912
It symbolizes how deep and emo she is

>>68554928
haha funny guy

Interpals was great.

I really wish I could go back to it but I feel bad because I broke a qt Romanian grills hesrt.

>>68555002
i broke like 10 qts heart stil lfeels great

Serbmane, pls help me finding based Serb qts?

>>68555019
I envy your lack of guilt.

I blame my Catholic upbringing.

>>68555019
Just 10, with your flag? Do you look like a carp or something?

>>68555019
I broke 100 grils hearts, getting off on it to this day

>>68555057
>>68555061
calm your tits down bollocks
i fucked quality white chicks

Let's try to claim >>68555555 for /cp/ glory?

how do you guys maintain so many conversations. I have like 2 penpals and its difficult to keep up.

Do any of you make actual friends? or are you just in search of nudes?

>>68555122
>koreaboos
>quality

>>68555122
Again, with your flag it's disgusting it's not in the 100s or 1000s...
t.fake profile fag

>>68555163
there are some metrosexual wannabes and they look good unlike 1/10 koreaboos so i picked them
fucked them during euro tour

>>68555147
qts is my life, that's how I do it

>>68555164
alrite big boy im sorry for making you feel disgusted so sorry im not living up to your expectation

How does a man take a picture of himself that makes him look attractive without having to go through the effort of renting a suit or pretending to play sports?

>>68555207
>there are some metrosexual wannabes
W-what? A-are you a homosex?
>>68555241
Shhh baby is ok. Just step up your qt game, some of us would kamikaze to get your flag tbbh.

>>68555147
>how do you guys maintain so many conversations
I just do I guess. I usually reply slowly anyways and they lose interest.
>Do any of you make actual friends? or are you just in search of nudes?
Mostly frens because nudes arr rook same 2bh. Not that I would discourage nudes.

>>68555290
yeah im a fag

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>>68554909
>>68554928

>>68555345
its true why are you overacting? there was no roastage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yOJmKww2q0
top slovak qt

>>68555341
P-post sharpie in boipucc.

I found an interesting thread for the non-fags btw. Maybe we should share interpals titcows?
>>68544327

>>68555301
yeah the two that i talk to are cool and we friends now. so when i visit their country ive got a solid place to stay/tour guide.

I think if i made any moves on these two girls they would be done with the friendship.

And yeah, to farm nudes is lame because they are subpar most of the time compared to actual porn

>>68555407
i thought this idiom was unisexual

t. dumb fag who got fooled by korean article

>>68555509
kakao?

>>68555407
i could have fucked one or two girls from your cunt but i didnt because going there is basically rip off

one girl had seriously saggy tits when i stalked her SNS so this was one of the reasons why

>So many cheesy comments on this site, yours too, but a little more original . are you still looking? there was a time limit of 5 days. you went over the time line and will be forced now to only watch all others talk to her. You can not talk to her for 30 days. sorry. lol
What did he mean by this?

/app/photo?pid=612408080277532672

>>68555550
>68555550
Those digits...

...you had one fucking job Nortism.

>>68555609
my hands are shaking now...
norwegians are lucky

>>68555567
I have no doubt you could. Post her pics, maybe I know her :3
>>68555609
S-sorry, I did my best :(

>>68555655
At least you got dubs now, but...

>literally losing sexts

>>68555706
I know... But now I feel sad since I got 555550 and 555655, I mean I must be the most unlucky motherfugger in the west?

Can this be the official thread theme, since I'm not going to be a dad anyway? :(
https://youtu.be/Jmc6xdWpZVk

>>68555147
i have like 2 that i enjoy talking to, one just as friends, another one is so qt and hot

hello are there any cute 1st world grills on this site?

Do you need to be korean to enjoy this site or something?

>>68555956
All the finns I've seen on IP have been fugly man I'm sorry.

>>68555984

Lol

>>68555828
Yes but only the Cat Stevens version

>>68555984
yeah i dont understand it either?

>>68555984
No, but your self esteem will get a couple of heavy blows to the nutz if you're not.

>>68556027
You mean Yusuf Islam?

Ta nå å hold kjæften på deg!
(https://youtu.be/f8E07NEZMAs)

>>68556080
why?
do this place congregate all the women who like yellow cunts?

>>68555996
all finnish grills on interwebs are ugly everyone knows that, im mostly looking for qt french/italian/spanish etc. grills

>>68556174
Why is this though? Where are your cute women? Or are there so few of them?

>>68555984
No, women there like the /scn/ D, TRUST me.

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>>68556167
Yeah.

>>68556197
all the actually attractive girls dont really use internet that much outside of facebook/instagram

>>68556337
What about Tinder Jaakko?

>>68554803
Why do so many girls have this shitty dog filter on their profile pictures? Do they have the mental age of a 6 year old or something?

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Are the spammers even trying anymore? They always have the same 3 sets of pictures and the same 2 or 3 locations.

>>68556614
yes.

>>68556080
Not really lol

>>68556614
i look kinda good with that filter too desu but its so basic now, i dont wanna use it :D

>>68556407
never used it myself but most likely it's just full of white trash grills

Are older women attracted to guys, who are virgins?

Should I say to 35 year old qt, that I am a virgin or not?

>>68556673
just me having fun

Has /cp/ ever had any Italianons posting? I don't think I have ever seen an Italian in the threads

>>68556246
Yellow fever is strong on this site.

>>68556740
A 31 year old German mum from IP wanted to meet me for sex when I was 17 and she loved that I was a virgin, I've spoke to other older ones who didn't care so it's all about who you talk to.

>>68556705
Why not just use an ordinary photo of yourself?

>>68556678
))

>>68556705
:D

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This thread is pretty sad until I remembered you guys are all autistic as fuck. What satisfaction do you get hurting people from across the world away? Do something more productive with your time, my god.

>>68556841
>))
triggered

>>68556915
t. virgin

>>68556915
bls teach me how I can stop being an autist :(

>>68557044
step 1. do math

>>68556990
you fucking wish faggot, if you think I'm a virgin for not talking to girls thousands of miles away from me to laugh with my retarded anonymous buddies on 4chan your autism shows even more.

>>68557044
>wanting to stop being an autist
There's no way to stop especially if you're a nordick

which qts are most likely to enjoy a 27yo NEET who is very fit since i just work out all day, and will give me a wealthy life somewhere else

>>68557168
t. virgin in denial

stay mad lul

>>68557421
Ones from rich countries.

>>68556137
Y-yes.... Cat.

>68556915
＼ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ/
Benis
:DDDD

>>68556915
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking autist? I’ll have you know I went on a trip to America last summer, and I’ve been making out with numerous American sluts both from Interpals and from Tinder and I have over 300 confirmed swipes from Maine alone. I am trained in Cernovich's gorilla mindset and I’m the top kiss closer on the entire RooshV board. You are nothing to me but just another beta cuck autist. Your favorite cutie will squirted the fuck down with my cum with the precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of redpilled gentlemen in the US, all your exes, crushes and female family members are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life, the storm that makes me your fucking stepdad. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can find the girls you love anywhere, anytime, and I can make them orgasm in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unprotected sex, but I have access to the entire arsenal of dragon dildos and I will use it to its full extent to fuck your crushes' miserable cunts off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will scat all over your mom when we fuck and she will drown in it. You’re fucking cucked, kiddo.

>>68557421
*waves paw*
A fellow oldie :3
*pours a glass of black label and serves*

Why do all of the girls on Interpals have huge pussy lips? Have you made the same experience?

>>68558091
what does huge pussy lips mean lol

>>68558131
Like a butterfly

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>>68557889
bravo

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>>68557090
Is this a trick? Sounds like something that would make me more autist 2bh
>>68557359
Hey, I'm not the one who's together with a qt who has been sexually assaulted by a drunk granddad/uncle :3

>>68558174
miiiii, is this a fcknleaf? :3

>>68557889

Lmao. This is best version

>>68558307
nahh, friggnright

>>68558226
>Hey, I'm not the one who's together with a qt who has been sexually assaulted by a drunk granddad/uncle :3
Lol what?

>>68557889
>more than 300 people live in Maine
Lmao this is fucking fake or you only fuck hairy frenchmen

>>68558226
trust me senpai.

>>68558169
inside or outside?

>>68558605
Outside.

>>68558330
t-tnx. kakao?
>>68558332
Y-you're qt too... but you have to share my boipucc with a fcknleaf k?
>>68558381
You're the Murrican right?
>>68558464
>trust me i'm not an autist.
Posted in /cp/
Oki doki oki dok :-1

Do you have a sister mishka-chan? :3

>>68558771
fat pussy lips = fat girl

>>68558810
No, but i have a retarded (not literally) cousin.
>trust me i'm not an autist.
Well, I mean, I do not even have an interpals account.

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>women

>>68556832
There were several Italianons but none of them were regurlars.

>68558810
>You're the Murrican right?
Just use extra flags Nortism

>>68558958
Congrats, you found my girl fake account.

>>68558958
hahaaaaah
fat grils arent pretty

>>68558955
I call dibs on the cousin. Does she like Norway you think? We have good wages, American cigarettes and a comfy welfare system.

Pls bost pics.

>>68556832

There has been a few. I tried to meet up with the Ital from Vicenza when I went there. But the email he gave me didn't work

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Which version of Python should I install to use the script?

>>68558810
>You're the Murrican right?
Yes but she wasn't sexually assaulted as far as I know. Though I know that is what would make the most sense as to why she doesn't like alcohol at all. I had tried to ask her again the other day but she didn't really say anything different to her other answers and didn't want to talk about it.

>>68559067
26-28 (I guess? have no fucking idea) 5/10 on a good day, 1.9 cm tall, literally stupid, u sure? as for pics, sorry, do not even want to try to find them.

>>68559147
It doesnt work anymore. Google Interpals QT Crawler.

>>68558906
how fat are we talking about?
maybe you guys are just virgin cucks
my ex was pretty skelly with a fairly large pussy 2bh
(not the same German)

>>68559249
>doesn't work anymore
REALLY???????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>68559010
I don't want to be a part of the flagtism botnet 2bh :(
>>68559073
>>68559010
How are they like? The Italanons I mean. Are they up there among the top tier anons? Or down with the bottom feeders?
>>68559157
She obviously was... You don't start the tenth crusade against alcomohol without shit having gone down sometime in the past :^D

>>68559223
190cm... Hook me up with this qt mishka! HNGH! Is she from Siberia?

>>68559390
>She obviously was... You don't start the tenth crusade against alcomohol without shit having gone down sometime in the past :^D
I guess though I don't think I want to know if that's true or not since she did tell me about two things from her past but it wasn't sexual. I'll get her to tell me eventually I guess...
She's just really touchy about certain things and I know she got mad at me while we were in Berlin too because I joked about money.

>>68559430
Nah, Moscow region. Also, I dunno, it is an estimate, I am 186 and she is taller, might even be higher.

>>68559270
i donno usually vaginas arent that big until you reach 40s with bunch of kids :D

>>68559249
How to use QT Crawler?

t. iq89

>>68559703
Google it as I told you, find their github link, read their Read Me and it's all simple.

>>68559430
>190cm
>Siberia
You fucking kidding me rite

>>68559753
I found them mf, thank you. But idk how to use that script written. Through python or something like that?

I'll copy and paste that script into a notepad, and save as a python file, then start, is it right?

>>68559886
It tells you what to download and how to use the script, if you actually read their Read Me you will know.

>>68559990
I don't want to address him directly because he's a turk.

How much do you want to bet he's one of those Turkish men in their 40s trying to hit on 15-20 year old girls online?
Dunno how he found his way to 4chan, but if he's here how could he struggle so much with a userscript? Unless he's in his 40s.

>realized how easy it is to use angles, lighting and filters to make yourself look more attractive
>changed profile picture
>getting more views from more attractive girls

>>68559990
Ok, ty.

>>68560100
bla bla bla

>>68559390
> flagtism botnet
Everyone knows it's you when you post, the difference you would be able to tell anons with flag apart. This is not the same as tripfagging.

>>68560273
This though I wish I could've kept my Hawaiian flags desu I don't like the Prague one

>>68559223
>1.9cm tall
>1.9
>cm
>one point nine
>CENTIMETERS

>tfw no nano gf

>>68560100
Muh sides
>>68560230
One of my favorite qts is a balik eti one from Izmir. Thanks, you're alright Turkey :3
>>68560273
No, I mean I literally don't trust the people who maintain the code.

>>68559670
I'm not sure, do you mean the camel toe lips or the flappy pussy lips inside?
female anatomy is complex

>>68558906
No. There was this very skinny Russian girl with the body of a goddess and she had huge pussy lips aswell.

>>68560621
i am not sure what we are talking about anymore lol

>>68560691
so it didnt look like a triangle .? i am not understanding

>>68559753
Thanks, Brazil. You're my greatest ally again.

>>68560725
large pussy lips 2tbh

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>tfw when 3rd world countries call each other allies

>>68560924
Triangle?....
No.. More like a butterfly with sleepy wings.

>>68561046
when its spread out?

>>68561188
Yea, but also when it hangs down.

>>68561046
What kind of pussies have you been looking at?

>>68561505
the meaty pink part or the outside skin part

>>68561046
I think that is a matter of genetics

>>68561520
Russian and Spanish on Interpals.

>>68561596
Kinda both.

>>68555280
Pirate Photoshop and look up those short simple guides to clean up the pictures. Basically Google it

>>68561709
I've also seen Russian one(s) but those were normal

>>68561856
what is considered pretty and what is ugly, i thought all vaginas looked the same

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>>68561010
>says low life expectancy Russia

>>68562025
am I the only person that really enjoys living here? lol

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>>68562025
>implying that it actually matters.
Price of alcohol is more important than life expectancy.

I livened up my profile a bit, haven't been on in a few months. What else do I need on there? I explained where I'm from, what I do.

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>>68559753
Giving QTcrawler to a T*rk is like putting a loaded gun into drunk man's hands

>>68562958
hahahaha good one, it really is, they seem to message 1000s without needing qt crawler

>>68562958
Okay, you win, /slav/-science-brat /thread.

>>68562306
Guys help

>>68559664
Pics bls
>>68559863
No... I'm a big guy and I'm not scared of big (not fat) women. That just means more curves and boobs for me.
>>68562306
You need a fake korean

>>68561994
>>68561856
>>68561709
>>68561596
>>68561520
>>68561505
>>68561188
>>68561046
>>68560949
>>68560924
>>68560691
>>68560621
>>68559670
>>68559270
>>68558906
>>68558771
>>68558605
>>68558169
>>68558131
>>68558091

OK, from now on I refuse to be considered the biggest autist in the thread

>>68563584
t. virgin

>>68562306
Add some small puns, not 4chan tier of puns though.

Trigger some group of people - for example koreaboos - on your profile, so you will get angry koreaboos messaging you, as well as people who will message you saying that they agree with you because they hate them too.

And so on...

>>68563584
why did you call me an autist lol, we are just discussing vagina

>>68563483
pls stahp, I am telling you, it is not worth it.

>>68563584
All of them were Burgers or Krauts...

Really makes you think

>>68563818
shut up, im not an autist

>>68563618
Trigger a group of people

Lel how

>>68563873
Trigger koreaboos by saying k-pop is garbage or you think people who are obsessed with Asian culture despite only knowing about k-pop and anime are stupid.

>>68563604
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking autist? I’ll have you know I went on a trip to Bavaria last summer, and I’ve been making out with numerous Bavarian sluts both from Interpals and from Tinder and I have over 400 confirmed swipes from Ruhpolding alone. I am trained in Cernovich's gorilla mindset and I’m the top kiss closer on the entire RooshV board. You are nothing to me but just another beta cuck autist. Your favorite cutie will squirted the fuck down with my cum with the precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of redpilled gentlemen in the Krautland, all your exes, crushes and female family members are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life, the storm that makes me your fucking stepdad. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can find the girls you love anywhere, anytime, and I can make them orgasm in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unprotected sex, but I have access to the entire arsenal of dragon dildos and I will use it to its full extent to fuck your crushes' miserable cunts off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will scat all over your mom when we fuck and she will drown in it. You’re fucking cucked, kiddo.
>>68563740
Because no, just no...
>>68563818
They haven't bought Alex Jones' water filter. It's the fluroide in the water
>>68563873
Write that you're scared of people with brown/black hair/eyes something

>>68563780
SHOW HER!!!!!

>>68563994
Y-you too

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>>68564032
For fucks sake, I do not even know where to look for photoes of her, we do not even talk with each other.

>>68563158

Good pictures

>>68564117
Damn what a qt, does she hit the guitar hard? *blushes*

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>>68564400
Do not talk to me or my sister ever again.

girl getting hundreds views on ip is a meme desu

>>68562958
It doesnt really change anything. Girls still only view and message those who they want and most of them have blocked Turkey already. If you're losing a QT to a Turkish guy I guess there's no problem after all.

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>>68564601
Stop fighting a Slav-Nord family union.

>>68564758
It's not a meme. It's what actually happens.

>>68564758
Huh any girl who is at least average looking gets at least like 100 views and 20 new messages every day.

>>68564929
im an average girl and I get like 5views a day if im lucky

>>68564998
bost brofile

>>68564890
We white europe now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZpDqRuxGFo

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>>68564998
You're not average. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

>>68565021
nah, not again

>>68565105
;_; what to do then

>>68564998
do you look weird?

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>your profile was viewed 2 times this week

>>68565290
idk just average, nothing weird about me IMO

>>68565034
Of course you are, as long as you're not a Tatar. I was in Kazan once, and actually Tatar grills are quite qt :(

Haha, funny song! Usually when I need my dose of German nazi songs I just go for the good old chants. Your grandparents would approve of this one, no doubt.
https://youtu.be/zWS9MsT_-bs

>>68565188
Use cleavage, lightening and angles for all it's worth. Or just settle for Jan :3

>>68565336
no dumb piercings, stupid hair color, etc?

>>68565149
/stanulka
That you?

>>68565393
post your profile, i´ll view you then you can judge

>>68565398
n-no

>>68565398
>/stanulka
Crouching QT, Hidden Titcow

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>>68565344
Landser/skrewdriver/nordfront \o \o \o

Not tatar, but got black hair/brown eyes (Mongol invasions in 13th century were not kind to me)

>>68565336
post profile, only fellow slavs can judge your looks

>>68565319
The least I can do is to give you a (you). I'm having a Bomfunk MCs marathon now, are you a B-boy Pekka? :3

>>68565576
I take that back, they are way too saggy

Goddammit I need to go to bed but I want to stay up and look at qts. ;__;

>>68565472
Pls post brofile I bet you're really cute.

>>68565712
I'm a freestyler

>>68565782
Mad propps kid! Show us your gear!

>>68565610
That's not a sin... Personally I prefer brown hair with bright eyes, but that is in qts and not in booois.

Also what's the easiest way to get around all that visa bullshit if you want to go to St. Petersburg? I just want to go there for a weekend and have a good time, but you're tearing me apart visa!

>>68565436
I don't have one

>>68565949
Be a finn, I guess. I have heard about it being easy to get a visa if you are a finn / the other way round if you live in Saint P.

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I love the brown skin of Thais,but they cant speak English for shit, what gives?

>>68565754
its not like im showing them in those pictures desu

so what do you guys want to achieve from interpals?

Me personally, I met two qts during this Europe trip. I slept with one, taking her virginity, and broke the heart of the other. Both qts spent about 100-150€ on me.

can I say that I've accomplished all I needed to do?

>>68566094
Just get a Finnish gf and throw her into a sunbed then

;^P

>>68566249
I have a gift, people don't call me titman because it's funny. But seriously if you get a pushup bra and show them of you will swim in views and pms.
but remember that they sag....and nortism knows

>>68565472
>

>>68566094
Look for brown girls from different countries then

>>68560552
what do you think they're doing? i've seen the code, they just grab your post no, they dont store ips

>>68566249
you're cute, nice legs

>>68566427
>Look for brown girls from different countries then

All of them have shit english, brazilian mulattoes are hot btw

>>68566422
well you must be wrong this time
i know them better than you

>>68566533
Brown girls from India and middle east seem to have decent English. But then again I doubt you want them which is fine because more for me.

>>68566464
t-thanks

>>68566094
>>68566533
I guess it's true when they say once you go brown you stick around

>>68566617
Indians have the most shittiest english after koreans

>>68566724
The Indians I talk to can usually hold intelligent conversations. Unlike most gooks.

I think online search might have broken again. It's only showing 2800 people online.

>>68566724
I have one Indian friend and she writes better English than some Americans I talked to. Japanese, Thais and Turkish girls are worse.

>>68564117
>>68564601

You know full well her VK Ivan, you just don't wanna give it out :)

Like there's a girl in Russia without VK

>>68566778
Fine if you say so, I havent had lot of indian messages, but the littleI had did have shit english

>>68566889
Youre right, turks are wors in that sense, I forgot.

>>68565949

>tfw can go to Saint Petersburg easily no visa
>tfw can go to China easily no visa
>tfw can go to EU easily no visa

>tfw no money to go anywhere

Such is the Serbian life.

>>68567050
I will be your friend though, if you confirm that https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=655093278938136576 are saggy tits.

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Lads

This girl really loves me she wants to fly over 7000 kilometres to meet and have sex

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>>68567227
Is this her?

>>68567227
>she must be really desperate desu

>>68567227
where is she from?

>>68567227
>UK.
Well shit, you only lose to Koreans in terms of easy mode on IP. Is she any hot? Where is she from.

>>68567227
>This girl really loves me she wants to fly

Soon she asks a bit money for tickets, after that her mom gets sick and she needs more money etc

>>68567130
Aren't all big tits like that ?

the girl is qt though, is she a hohol girl or ? She looks like a qt ukie girl

>>68567130
why are you posting this? shes cute

>>68567130
she's cute, stop
>hur hur white knight cuck

>>68567362
Well yeah, but I think they are more long than round... Like zucchinis, and to be nice tits they have to have more volume.

>>68567453
>>68567492
She is qt, I just want a serious discussion about tits. Stop hating, haters!

>>68567553

>Well yeah, but I think they are more long than round... Like zucchinis, and to be nice tits they have to have more volume.

Eh I wouldn't know, I prefer small cute tits :)

>inb4 I'm a faggot

>>68567653
lol like zucchinis, funny as fuck

I'm getting a (worn) rugby jersey from an inter-cutie for Christmas. Win or not?

>>68567553
i bet you just hate everything cute

>>68567677

>tfw somebody thinks I'm funny
>tfw I just quoted the norge guy literally one post above

Life is suffering

>>68565472
cute

>>68567749
ohh sorry, i thought you gave the zucchini joke
in that case, norgay is the funny one not you

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>>68566249
cute face desu

>>68567819

Hence why I said

>Life is suffering

You're not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree are you ?

>>68567653
Well, you seem quite straight... But I will close my butthole a litte tight when I stand with my back against you... Just to be sure!

>>68567728
She's qt, I just question the quality of the tits. Stop taking everything so personal you mongol fuck.

>>68567908
hehe

>>68567914
Dont be so rude, you might not know but I take that very personally

>>68567875
he's cute looks like he's someone with a good heart, I like his hair if it was me i'd shave(?) it i think jj means haha

where is budder?

Hello lads

>>68567875
Eh my spanish is...
but from what I gather he's cute and nice
and something about hair ?

the second message is lost on me
pull the monkey ?
Might be saying are you joking but I don't know.

>>68567914

>Well, you seem quite straight... But I will close my butthole a litte tight when I stand with my back against you... Just to be sure!

But if I was a faggot, wouldn't I actually like you being little tighter ? That doesn't seem like a very good idea...

>>68568131
It's all a ruse to get you to try, handsome ;^°

>>68568131
I think that's exactly what he meant ;)

Finland back off nortism. He is a valued member of our community

>>68568258
so are you lad

>>68568131
>hey I'm in front of this gay dude
>let me loosen up my asshole real quick so his anal invasion will get bored and leave

>>68568192
Well buddy if you want, I'll happily sell my ass for a norge citizenship

>>68565472
You fools, she now has all of our profiles

Holy shit we are going to have 2 threads a day, are we back to the /cp/ golden days??

>>68568319
Well that kind of logic explains a lot about you swedes.

I'm tired. My sleep medication isn't working. I just want to sleep.

Here. You can have my profile.
/Booomer

>>68568445
why would you say anything about weight loss? all it does makes you seem like youre obsessed with it

>>68568526
I've lost 30kg the past 12 months, it's been a huge part of my life and a journey I'm very glad I started on.

>>68568577
good for you, it just isnt something I personally would spell out to strangers desu

>>68568445
I find that painkillers do a wonderful job.
Especially those with codeine

and benzos, never took sleep medicine, but take some benzos and you sleep like a baby

No idea if you can get any over the counter in Sweden though.


>>68568577

>I've lost 30kg the past 12 months
I wish I found them

.t skinny

>>68568258
W-why are you so nice... A-are you seducing me the way Finland tried seducing the Slovak? It's working :3

But you have to share me with Serbia and two leaves. OK?

>>68568445
What a nice eyes!

>>68568357
I did a count and apparently I have posted 88 (89) posts in this thread so it might just be because of my shitposting mate.

>>68568577
I guess it's an interesting talking point

>>68568227
Brazil knew what was up all the time! The meme is real!

>>68568664

>I did a count and apparently I have posted 88 (89) posts in this thread so it might just be because of my shitposting mate.


This is the most worthless use of ones time I have seen today.

Congratulations.

>>68568667
Assuming he wants to talk to girls it isnt, better not to mention it atall

>>68568445
>/Booomer
Fugg, I just realized you look like a more manly version of my qt.

>>68568621
I've tried to make my profile more true to my current self, than appease anyone in particular.

Oh yes, and like >>68568667
mentions, I've actually gotten several people starting long conversations by bringing up weight loss. So it's probably the most successful thing on there so far in starting conversation.

>>68568629
I currently take quetiapin, melatonin, and zopiclone.

C a l o r i e s. Eat more of them.

>>68568664
Tack Norge!

>>68568759
Huh.

>>68568577
That's pretty awesome dude really but the problem is that humans, bitches especially, rarely care about the hard work someone put into an achievement.

In fact most are even worse in expecting that guys just have 'to get it' and 'just be that' way.

Showing off how much time you are spending on improving your life, in about any area, can actually be a turn-off because it kind of removes the mystery surrounding you.

nortism :3 howru?

>>68568794
Man I do not want bitches. I don't care about trying to appeal to them at all. I want people who can have a decent conversation about who we are and what we want and then just shitpost memes.

>>68568749
Nah it ain't that bad.... I don't have a profile on the site so I use all my time here instead of chasing new qts.

That's not bad r-right? Guys???

>>68565319
Same. But I don't use qt crawler. I've also noticed I get more views when I have conversations -- not sure if it's a coincidence or not.

>>68568781
I do.

You should see the Serbian food, everything is full of calories.

Plus you'd think eating junk food and doing nothing would get me fat, but fuck no.

I'm still skinny.

>>68568852
same here, though I shitpost everywhere.
You guys seem rad, it's enjoyable to shitpost here.

>>68568840
Alright, keep up the good work.

>>68568823
Hey Leafy :3

I'm good and relieved I'm not having a kid after all... Listening to some chill music now, and I still have some diet pepsi left! What about you caribou friend? :3

>>68568749
Kek

>>68568781
>mentions, I've actually gotten several people starting long conversations by bringing up weight loss

sure, by other fat pigs (just kidding) but youd want thin qts right? dont mention it atall and youd do better

t. autistic virgin

>>68568901
PHEW *dries sweat from forehead with paw*
For a second there I started to believe it was a turn off for you!

Where in Srbija are you from btw?

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>>68568923
Write that shit to my (you) breh, I'll shitpost u out of existence breh

Going to play hard to get with Nortism

P.s. what comfy music?

>>68568958

Currently living in Zrenjanin, Vojvodina


You ?

>>68568901
Then just fry your food in even more butter or oil. Take more small meals throughout the day. Eat more cheese, cheese is amazing.

>>68568927
My ex was not thin and she was the most amazing person I've ever spent time with. Thin, fat, whatever I don't care if you're just a decent person. I'm not on Interpals to date anyway, fuck LDR for the foreseeable future.

t. asperger non-virgin

Oh dear I had to re-read that a few times I feel the sleeping pills kicking in now 3 hours after I took them.

>>68569017
https://youtu.be/AMqEhvlaKbM when I wrote you, and now I'm listening to a guilty pleasure of mine
https://youtu.be/oOrEfHx5T0w

Pls don't act that way bebe, you know I will provide you with all the (you)s you want :3

>>68569043
I live just outside of Oslo, a place with quite the amount of Ottomans actually.

So Mr. Serb, is there a.....Mrs. Sperg? :3

>>68569159
bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrzdWVic82A

>>68569249
Oh just to get it out of the way: I hate Oslo btw and the whole region around Oslo. Don't go there, go somewhere nice instead.

How is it this busy while the site is this shit? I remember back when most things were working more or less OK and we had threads lasting nearly a week

>>68568910
i just burned some onions REEEEE

trying to make some type of food idk where its gonna be going, probably in the trash

>>68569074

>comfy music
>not yugo rock ballads

You disappoint me. I thought you had a serb gf for a time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LjyOGxJlmU

>>68569074
You'd be surprised how much fat there is in food here. There's bacon in everything.

I eat every night, and between the meals, but still nothing.

It's impressive actually.
Fast metabolism.

I should work out and then I'd gain weight, but I'm lazy.

>>68569249

>Ottomans
You know we call them Turks now.

Still I'm not opposed to marriage in exchange for citizenship.

>>68569074
Im not saying fat is unattractive because maybe I want to fuck you but the point is, it sounds somehow unnatural to start your profile like that. But if it works for you, fine.

>>68569334
Working out will literally cause you to lose weight faster.

Your weight is determined by your calories. You are not gaining weight because you are not eating calories. Start counting them and hit a goal like 500 above what you need (use any calorie calculator) and the weight will come 100% guaranteed.

>>68569380
That's fair enough, maybe I need to rearrange my profile a bit. I know I need to put some more stuff in there. I think if there's more information in my profile in general it won't stick out so much.

>maybe I want to fuck you
VISIT WITH YOUR PROFILE

>>68569334
Just work out regardless of calorie intake or putting on weight. Heroin chic man, commit to /fa/ instead of /fit/

>>68569388
Working out also makes you want to eat more though.

Since you know, you're spending your energy :)

>>68569458
Well nigger if you're having trouble hitting calorie goals as it is then working out is only going to make that worse. That was my point.
But whatever works for you and increases your appetite is good. Either way, COUNT THOSE CALORIES. Count 'em. Write them down. Every day.

>>68569493
But how the fuck do I know how many calories are in pasulj

or 2 steaks or krmenadle and some salad and goulash and sarma and an entire pig

Since it's it's christmas soon in January for us, so yeah, we take an entire pig and roast it.

>>68569455
Yeah I should really start.
Just kinda missing the motivation man.

>>68569251
This some good shit my football kicking friend!

>>68569329
Take /comfy/ pictures for us lad? Food pictures are always welcome.

On my first profile I always got qts to take record comfy films at supermarkets so I could see what kind of shit they sold there. My ex quebcoise qt never did it though... S-so maybe you could fix it for me?

>>68569334
Sorry about disappointing you... Oh I wish my dude, I wish. Will I impress them qts if I send them Bajaga and Providjenje?

I prefer Ottomans, at least now that Erdogan has gone full caliphate. It's also fun to call Turkish qts for Ottomans and tell them they should join my harem.

They make some funky ass music though
https://youtu.be/q66KuJfPT_Y

>>68569320
Because we got bumped by mena retards and Nortism has been more active. Which has attracted others as this is a comfy shitposting general

>>68569159
I shall listen. I don't want you giving out your to other Brits ;), Mr gay cucker

>>68569595
Ok, I was about to go to bed but here goes.

When it's holiads, you don't have to count calories. Fuck it. Ignore it. Just pig out on as much food as you can eat. (this is assuming your food eating is done mostly on a single day)
Then, all the other days, normal calories.
How do you know how much calories is in that stuff? Check the ingredients if you're making it yourself or the packaging.

>>68569451
Ikke hör på Pekkas råd om profilen din, husk at han du snakker med har sosial intelligens på linje med https://youtu.be/_5fQZhv0poU

>>68569732
Så du gillar min profil Norge?

>>68569684
I would never cuck (you) for another Brit unless I get a chance on that British qt from GoT

>>68569847
Mate I met her in a pub this weekend. I told you didn't i? She rejected me getting a photo

>>68569649
i know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6FSAP5Gcvs

>>68569702

It's mostly 3-4 days

January 7th to january 10th is christmas

All you can eat buffet, and everything is full of calories.

>>68569649

>Sorry about disappointing you... Oh I wish my dude, I wish. Will I impress them qts if I send them Bajaga and Providjenje?

Of course, girls are suckers for Bajaga.
And plenty of other yugo ballads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrJvkquw7CM

We made some excellent music my friend.

>I prefer Ottomans, at least now that Erdogan has gone full caliphate. It's also fun to call Turkish qts for Ottomans and tell them they should join my harem.

I see I'm not the only one who likes to write stupid stuff to people just to see them react.

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>>68569649
I took some potatoes and fried them in a pan then put some eggs and mixed it up then some bacon and then cheese overtop. Breakfast for dinner. The experiment doesn't taste too bad so far.

>>68569826
Jeg måtte lage en profil for å se på den, men ja... Ville ikke hatt med at du er blitt singel igjen da.
>>68569915
Yeah, but not her... She's French isn't she? You took one from distance right?!
>>68569940
Are you into Russian music? Do you know Leningrad for example? They are fun!

Shitposting and trolling is an art form

>>68570093
Feed me

I made a profile for you guys btw... Hit me up on /nortism if you want to sext.

>>68570381

>Shitposting and trolling is an art form
Everything is art family, as long as you're very good at it.

I know Russian music, they have some good stuff.

Leningrad is good, but I prefer Maшa и Meдвeди

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9uttG4tSJY

Though music highly depends on the mood.

>>68570450
Does music depend on mood, or does mood depend on music...

Really makes that topbox go out for a little jogger!

Anyway, I trust that you guys can reach thread limit on your own now so I'm calling it a day. Good luck with your bants and qts nightshift :-*

>>68570707
Why not both my friend ?

Both are true, though I think music can influence your mood less than your mood can influence your music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P4W0Ug7FnU

>>68570826
>tfw know the lead singer of this band irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnVIzxRq9dk

he is a good family friend, his wife is one of my moms best friends.

NEW THREAD:

>>68571088
>>68571088

You fuckers didn't even get it to bump limit REEEEEEEE

>>68571676
Now it is