>sitting on a plane back to Heathrow
>some fat yank family sits down next to me
>"So do you live in England?"
>say yes
>"Whereabouts do you live?"
>tell them that I live in a small town near Swindon
>"Where is that?"
>tell them that it's in Wiltshire
>"Where is that?"
>tell them that it's near London
>"Oh, I know London!"
Why the fuck do yanks quiz people about their hometown if they know nothing about other countries?
>things that never happened
I do this all the time.
When I went to graduate school interviews I loudly asked the other interviewees where they were from to break the ice
>>68914030
He's just trying to make small talk (albeit poorly), Lighten up a little.
>mfw stormcloacks are real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbQFq4oKwbM
>>68913756
shitskins on suicide watch
>>68913756
Is this was fremdschämen feels like?
(The germans got handy words for everything, thanks germanic bros)
>Emma Watson
>French
Agree or not ?
Would you?
>would you a feminist bitch
>>68913739
She's a feminist but not a bitch
maybe a little bit uptight and stuck up dunno
The only remotely French thing about her was that she happened to be born in France. Her parents are English, she has been a British Citizen since birth, she barely speaks French.
It would be like claiming giraffes are natively British because one was born in a British zoo.
What is dating like in your country? I am mostly interested in what dating is like in Germany and like Norway, I don't hear much about dating in those places.
Like who pays for the dinner? Do people fuck each other on first date? When do you meet the persons parents?
I was also curious about how Brazilians date but apparently is similar to like dating in the states. Basically, a complete shit show.
It's non existant.
You live, you build yourself a home, kidnap your future wife and live with her until your children dispose of both of you and claim everything, then cycle repeats.
>>68913639
>I am mostly interested in what dating is like in Germany
I'd love to tell you from experience but I can't. I'm about as clueless as to how it works as you are, burgerbro
I have no idea, I have never been in a romantic relationship.
I'll say what I think though.
People pay for their own dinner if they eat out, like at a restaurant. If the relationship lasts for a long time, it's not unusual to do it so that one person pays one day, the other person the next time, and alternate, so over time it becomes close to equal.
I have no idea about when people fuck. I heard it sometimes work like you go out and get drunk, fuck someone, and if it worked well, you enter a relationship, but while this is not a rare way to do it, I don't think it's the most common either.
Are there even any rules for when to meet the person's parents? Isn't that something that just happens when it does, like you end up in a situation where it's natural? I have no idea.
>60%
>>68913296
76%
>99.8%
>Make a post
>Some European responds to me with a comment or picture in their native language as if they expect me to understand it
Why do you do this?
It's mostly Germans and Finns
>>68912770
Fordi dere fra junaiten ikke er noe særlig fåvæ. Vi vi'kke ha no med dere å gjore.
Američan bezprstový
>>68912770
Aprendete otros idiomas gil
A couple of reasons:
-boring cities, Oslo is so fucking boring, instead they just suck of their nature
-Distant, they sacrifice relations to their nordic cousins to be a bitch for the us like all other countries
-Weak, conquered by Denmark and Sweden constantly throughout history
-Just like denmark they bash My countries cuckness and immigration, but do it in a way more boring way while being cucks themselves.
-To expensive, their gasoline prices are insane despite the abundance of it and Oslo is way more expansive than it has any right to be.
-Much more.
>>68912708
Listen to the first 40 seconds. This is my entire nation right now.
>>68912822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzD_lphjzvI
I was so busy laughing I forgot to even copy the link, hahahaha
you can't deny his excistance
I heard that there are Mexicans parents that let White American men fuck their daughters in Tijuiana to get White grandkids. And then I came across a thread on /pol, some Brazilian talking about saving the White race. And how it was good that Brazil had low fertility cause they are not White.
What is up with this White worship in Latin America? Asians are not this bad. Have some self respect.
>>68912535
wow mexicans are disgusting
>>68912535
>Worship
But the most safe and prosperous are from Brazil are majority European.
>>68913519
MUH
Why does Canada have so many paki-sounding names for their states?
>>68912379
Because it was settled by Britons
>>68912407
>>68912407
Came here to post this
When will Mexico take back Texas?
I imagine Texas would be the last state of the southwest to join Mexico desu
>>68912202
They basically have. Obongo tried to give us 5k syrian refugees but ol' Abbot would have none of it. Maybe under Trump our border patrol will be allowed to shoot those Mexicans coming.
it wont happen because the mexicans in the USA prefer to be Americans.
I am a black guy living in the USA(god bless it). Which ethnicity if female would I have the best chance at dating?
I personally really really like "Hispanic" women. Mostly puerto women but do I even have a chance with them? Black guys have it kind of rough when dealing with non black women. Can never tell how they feel towards me.
Does /int/ have any insight?
>>68911986
two dimensional
>>68911986
>I am a black guy
>>68912290
What?! Dude I have legit dating issues. I want to grab Hispanic butt so badly! I am scared of dating though.
Like Hispanic women seem so... "you better be super masculine or else!"
Why did Germans always change between these flags?
Können Sie bitte mir erzählen?
>>68911575
left is racist, right has mosques
Alles Ablenkung
So for you
how look the average french person nowaday?
smelly and hairy
>>68911420
Just caught myself on the idea that i really see a nigger when i'm thinking of France. Shame.
black and /fa/ af
not memeing
One question, neighbouring countries:
Serbia, Macedonia, Italy.
How do you feel that we Albanians are actually on the way making Greater Albania, while Greater Serbia is just shrinking last 25 years, Greater Macedonia is never happening, and Greater Italy is long over?
Flag irrelevant, just expanding greater Albania by making children here
Sincerely yours
Albin Terezi
Here we go again.
>>68911332
good!
Good luck my Albanian brothers!
>>68911332
brb, brining popcorn
>balkan nonsense
You will never be American
>>68911311
Me in the red shirt
Thanks Goddess.
thanks god