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Bonjour, mon name is Monsiour Ken.
I’m a 27 year old American Francophile (ouiaboo for you barbarians). I bake baguettes and croissants in my kitchen, and spend my days driving in roundabouts and playing superior French games (Little Big Adventure, Alone in the Dark, Beyond Good and Evil, Another World).
I train with my baguette every day, this superior bread can cut clean through hunger because it is baked at over thousand degrees (Celsius), and is vastly superior to any other bread on earth. I earned my baking license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak French fluently, both Parisian and Quebecois dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their Napoleonic code, which I follow 100%
When I get my French visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a member of the French Foreign Legion or write for Asterix!
I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I kiss everyone on the cheek at least four times and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in France!
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>tfw I am unironically a frogboo
also an italyboo
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>American
>Francophile
Pick one
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>>77404262
I'll pick two
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czHRGQhvRvI
Thread for Pennsylvania Dutch and in or about the Pennsylvania German dialect. I'll answer any questions anyone has about it
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apart from the Amish you surely don't exist anymore
regards, resident of le Lancaster county
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>>77404047
My family is from Berks and there's a good bit of people that still speak and identify with it there and speak it much better than that Amish patois
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>>77404079
Können Sie ein Deutsche restaurant empfehlen?
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Anyone else felt the earthquake in Aegean sea?
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hmm
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>>77403660
Yeah i am 10-20 kms from bodrum
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In Cos
Spending the night in the car, still shaking at times
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fuck off algerian pedophile
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niggerdiik
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can she pass in east asia?
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APOLOGIZE!
https://twitter.com/whitereddit/status/888203230626422784
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>inb4 baitposter with "Wow we have something in common, introduce me"
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>>77403472
What a bizarre looking girl
I see the estrogen in water is taking its toll with each generation
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i guess we have found our next BLACKED star
WILL ARMENIA EVER RECOVER?
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>>77403469
what do Albanians have against Armenians?
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I've never seen an Armenian on /int/
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>>77403531
probably their meme alliance to us,most of them think that we are bffs or some shit
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Linkin Park leader singer commits suicide
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CRAWLING
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http://www.tmz.com/2017/07/20/linkin-park-singer-chester-bennington-dead-commits-suicide/
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ON THE EDGE
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I'M BREAKING THE HAAABIT TONIGHT
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what could have been edition
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nth for don't bully!
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/our gal/
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misa
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I just learned that North Carolina invented the pre-rolled and pre-packaged cigarette. You can pay your respects now, Eurocucks. Especially Balkanites.
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>North Carolina has killed more people indirectly than Nazi Germany
WTF I hate NC now
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>ywn forget that America almost mistakenly nuked North and South Carolina while transporting nuclear weapons
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>>77403157
Happy 100th anniversary of the civil war NC!
>Brazil is third wo-
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>>77403026
>ele realmente tirou do mapa
autismo
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>>77403112
Quero ver falar mal agora.
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Autismus Maximus
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>The Chad bullies from highschool are now investment bankers
>Meanwhile im a dumb NEET on 4chan
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another day guy?
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Don't worry, they'll die of a cocaine overdose or commit suicide once they're convicted of financial fraud
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>>77403030
Hello
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The brazilian empire will rise
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>>77402971
please no
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>>77402971
what with the random gray countries?
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>>77403044
gray: no brazilian empire
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How do you like your steak /int/? I heard Argies only eat charcoal?
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well done
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>>77402935
Medium rare. If it's anything more done than that I don't eat it.
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>>77402979
Very bad post
>>77402983
Good post
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Toronto is the cancer killing Ontario, and it must be expunged.
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>>77402916
Agreed, but the subdivisions on your map have stupid names, and the dots seem to just be places someone stops to piss on a road trip.
Dryden? As the capital of anything? Dryden is almost literally a Walmart and a Tim Hortons.
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I'm nonwhite and live there AMA
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>>77402987
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Ontario_Flight_1363
Is it weird that this is the only way that I actually know about Dryden?
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the new jewish waifu edition
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>early
>waifu
>jewish
holy trifecta of shittiness
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FUCK JIDF
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ahh fuck it let's migrate