/brit/

>early
>waifu
>jewish
holy trifecta of shittiness

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FUCK JIDF

ahh fuck it let's migrate

>>77402784
>JIDF
hello 2014!!!

The 90s were shit but aesthetic.

I think the thing that fucks with me is that Labour actually nailed the "returning social democratic government for the 90s" aesthetic in 1992, but then put the least charming Welshman in charge and lost. By the time Blair came around they were too slimy, more Keating than Hawke.

IRISH SUBHUMAN

my mum asked if i was going to sleep in the basement or in my bedroom and i sai my bedroom

but im pretty sleepy, its 5 floors to my bedroom, and my computer is in the basement

what should i do?
bedroom or basement?

>>77402752
kill yourself

where did it all go so wrong

>>77402806
Carlos go find your car

>>77402813
why does it fucking matter to your mum where you sleep

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>>77402799
love the ole' 90's aesthetic honestly

reckon i hate zionists and muzzies almost equally though it varies day to day depending on my mood

>>77402813
>5 floors

Fuck off billionaire

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jump jump trampoline fly to where you want to be

Israel should be given control of the entire middle east

Loving naked attraction

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Love feet
Simple as

>>77402852
shlomoshekelstein

>>77402799
prefer the 1890s myself

the peak of the Victorian era

ISRAEL SHOULD NOT EXIST, BUT WAIT UNTIL BABY BOOMERS DIE ;)))

>>77402852
Only if they relinquish control of the West.

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>>77402821
honestly think it was the 70s
when civilians and protestors lost their optimism and became cynical about politics, about nations, and about their ability to change anything

the governments and corporations subsequently took advantage of this lack of will to consolidate power, and now its basically all over - protest culture is niche and "cringey", and the Institutions reign supreme

i mean they werent wrong about the powerlessness of the public, but the deluded optimism and energy of the 60s was much preferable imo

>>77402752
>Eva will never be your waifu
brb buckshot

>>77402825
Drowning myself in party broadcasts at the moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVH9HzPZFg0
Despite all the excitement that should have surrounded 2015 and 2017 I still think 1992 was our best election since 1974.

Then you have all the weird EU stuff, like how games used to include "Europe" as a playable nation similar to the USA or Russia. (Oooh look how modern it is, doesn't call it Soviet Union or anything...)

>>77402850
an infantile song for literal retards

>>77402888
no idea what i was thinking posting ash

all future threads will now be eva green or maybe daisy ridley too

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>an infantile song for literal retards

>>77402890
fuck off wilsonfag

your rose-tinted glasses are showing in all of your posts

>>77402821
Going to concur on 70s.

>>77402886
did you drown yourself in adam curtis documentaries too?
I had an inkling towards the 70s but that really reenforced the feeling.

Wish for that brief sort of 60s moment where you had a sort of Wilsonite idea that government intervention could genuinely improve people's lives directly, rather than the later Governmental-Corporate synthesis we wound up with. It's not even a leftist position - it's not the actual improvement I'm after, it's just that sort of sense of unqualified benevolent technocratic optimism. (As opposed to the more cynical technocracy seen now, trying to "nudge" people to behave in market-optimal ways, to be "consumers" of public services, etc.)

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>>77402825
Tell me, what is your opinion on this .gif file?

>>77402925
I'm dead meat then

>>77402933
really grim image this

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midge

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For four years, with a force that never exceeded about 14,000, Paul Emil von Lettow-Vorbecke held in check a much larger force of 300,000 British.

Lettow-Vorbeck was the only German commander to successfully invade imperial British soil during the First World War.

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>>77402890
were you the one who posted youtube vids of 90's London yesterday? they were pretty comfy haha

You can't fight ideas with bullets

>>77402951
bit too grungy for my tastes to tell the truth

>>77402821
ignore the leftypol replies

it's 1914

>>77402985
*Kills everyone who believes a certain idea*

What now

>>77402962
post the other funny one

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I HATE CORPORATIONS
i hate their sneaky psychological tactics
i hate their immunity to national laws
i hate their power
i hate their complete amorality

is there any hope for the eventual downfall of corporations? or are they here to stay and just keep getting stronger?

cHiCaNo

>>77402866
can't imagine being attracted to anything about this creature

>>77402942
1974 was our best election year because of the shock outcome and sense of national crisis, not because it's a partisan matter. Also because we got 2 for 1. Good deal, that.
If I was a Labour partisan I don't think I'd consider 1992 our best election.

>>77402966
I was not.
I get a very international sense from the 90s though rather than just localising it here. Places like Singapore and Hong Kong have a lot of appeal, though that may just be because family were always sending postcards.

Weird to see how much has changed in Britain as a whole, and how little has changed in certain cities.

>>77403029
have you ever been to Hong Kong?
ive been thinking about moving there to escape the grim pessimism i have for the uk

a five story house? how does that look?

That show naked attraction is unbelievable. Do the vapid women really just choose the guy with the biggest flaccid cock every time? Society can't make it much farther

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>>77403054
need to get to either Hong Kong or Singapore soon tbqh

>>77403016
In the future we won't have nation states and instead we will be benevolent consumers of various governing corporations

There was a guy who was playing a four-man backroom poker game, really low-quality setting. They didn't even have any seats other than what was already there.

The guy played a straight, but everyone else had a flush.

Redpill me on British italians

>>77403072
one of the grimmest tattoos i have ever had the misfortune of seeing honestly

can't wait to see the gf
still find it a bit mad that she lets me put my willy in her vagina and everything

>>77403102
It's his dead dad

>>77403102
*sigh* post ... mmmm... post fucking machines

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>>77403085

>>77403118
HOWLING at this image

>>77403079
yes lad

my favourite is when whoever has the micropenis gets eliminated second and then the host will reply GREEN?!?"!?!?! WTF?!?! and then they'll say something like "sorry i'm not a fan of pubic hair :3"

WhErE DiD tHe MeXiCaN gO

>>77403151
Training for jumping border day

so fucking sad and lonely
I will literally never be happy, I never have been, it's just constant pain and torment

>>77403054
Always meant to go, never quite made it out of this country.

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>>77403085

Half way through the first episode of naked attraction
What was he thinking? The pink haired girl was fucking hot and the other one he's now dating is absolutely revolting. What a fucking idiot.

Fucks sake can't even be bothered to wank anymore

>>77403168
wElCoMe To LiFe

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>>77403168
I know this feel all too well

>>77403190
>yank
>saying wank
Scrape out

the... the porn addiction has gotten worse lately

masturbate twice a day now and i cant stop

send help

reeeeeeeeeeee i cant use the fucking clutch

>>77403081
You should've never let go Hong Kong to the chinamen.

>>77403211
Sod off ya sheila

>>77403101
i went to a posh school with a weirdly high amount of them, they were all light haired/eyed though, all had dad's who were millionaire or round about

one of my best mates in school was one of them and he lived in a literal mansion in the middle of rural cheshire, he claimed his granddad was mussolini's right hand man

What is your favourite Blinking Perk song, lads?

broke into some runts car the other night and fucked up his clutch

>>77402821
1973

>>77403215
t. yank on holiday

>>77403222
Scrrr

>>77403219
if we hadnt they just would have taken it
giving it to them wasnt a mistake

the mistake was letting China walk over the treaty and not even trying to enforce it

Been off the cigs and booze for maybe 10 weeks now. Fucking gasping. Had quite a frustrating day today, and it's 50/50 whether I'm just going to bed now or going out and getting smokes and maybe some booze as well.

word of the day: moribund

>>77403230
Probably a polentoni "italian"

>>77403081
rather live in sarajevo than monaco or hong kong

>>77403262
runt of the day: you

>>77403262
No its willy pilly

>>77403262
the burgermeister?

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>>77403102

>>77403260
you'll feel like utter shit tomorrow morning if you go and smoke/drink. probably feel like shit while you're doing it too

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>>77403219
not a good idea to piss off china my chilean friend

when the lads kiss in porn, honestly it's one of my most favourite moments, just love the intimacy of it

>>77403271
turbo ultra giga runt

>>77403275
great post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlmddkT8V4k
This is a pretty fun historical artefact too. Newsround did an election for kids in 1992. Fascinating to see how they voted, Especially the SNP result in Scotland.
(And to a lesser extent fascinating how many kids voted Tory.)

new phrase: heads will roll

>>77403232
The one featuring Korn, Papa Roach, Mudvayne, P.O.D, Static X and Finch ;)

>>77403282
Wait are you a homosexual ???

>>77403275
best post I've ever seen from a yank

>>77403282
gay porn does cuddliness so much better than straight porn according to my gf

not sure how i feel about her watching gay porn tbqh, but she assures me all girls do it so i guess its ok?
???

gosh today's /brit/ is so shit

>>77403275
Still better than that guy's tattoo honestly

>>77403277
100% right mate. I'll stay on the wagon. Just hope I don't get any more annoyed by any more shitty little bullshit and flip out and smash my PC monitor or something.

mExIcAnO iS bAcK

>>77403314
she's genuinely right, I know it's porn, it's basically a movie, but a lot of what they see, they genuinely seem to be into it and enjoying it, I wish I had that in my life
straight porn is depressing

Haha, this one just walked right into the runt cage. I don't think it even saw the bait, just walked right in. Look at it. Does it even know it's in a cage?
___________
[>>77403284]
------------------
*kicks cage*

Good solid cage though, that. Stainless steel, so it won't rust fom all the runt piss. Gotta get stainless steel. Lotta piss and shit comes out of those runts when they realise they're trapped. Oh, there we go, see? Look at him go.

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>>77403317
it's because it's twenty past two in the morning you IGNORANT SPIC

>>77403232
https://youtu.be/LYU-8IFcDPw
8 year old me is throwing up the gunfingers

just shit pissed the cage

>>77403335
Pepe has joined the EU?

>>77403314
your gf is a patrician

driving the company car lads
feels britty good

The kissing in JAV porn is fucking disgusting

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this is a snoutless tapir
its snout was taken by poachers

Wasn't the lead singer of linkin park married to Avril levein

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oh my GOD

MASSIVE ACCIDENT AT CERN

>>77403400
OH SHI-

Watching some runt in the UK via satellite feed, he's driving some kind of company car shitbox. Absolutely yodeling.

>>77403400
I knew that was bollocks yet I still looked. Why?

Was 17 when I first got my driver's license

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>>77403400
ive been there
got a hoodie from there too

>>77403400
Should I be conCERNed?

>>77403429
same, but then I lost it when I turned 19

>>77403439
get out

>>77403439
't

>>77403439
>>77403444
woah nice triples! include me in the reddit screen cap fellers.

>>77402799
>keating, hawke

um that's our labor (without the u) sweetie

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>>77403442
What happen?

>>77403444
't

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>>77403439

>>77403442
Have you found it yet?

>>77403439
loved this post

dumb frogposter

>>77403468
yeah but i'd be right to say Hawke was a lad and that Keating was slimy and more like Blair right?

>>77403434
the virgin hoodie

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>>77403439

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P O L L
http://www.strawpoll.me/13492576

post cartel beheadings

hello my enemies for you are, indeed, my enemies

>>77403475
got caught speeding and because of the speed I was travelling, I got 6 points
in the UK if you get 6 points and you've had your licence for less than two years, it gets revoked

I was a 14 year old boy from Pakistan when I first listened to Hybrid Theory on cassette. I couldn't understand half of what they were saying, I couldn't understand any of the feelings they were trying to express. "In the end" was catchy as hell and so I persisted with the album. I'd try to sing along and sing aloud, I would try to scream like Chester, I would try to rap like Mike. I'm now a 30 year old who lives in london. I'm fluent in English only because I tried to impersonate Chester. His music is what I used as a springboard to American culture. This one hurts.

*freaks out in a moonage daydream*

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>>77403513

>>77403525
Dumb rule, I had a DUI and my license didn't even get suspended

>>77403509
what a shit poll
what do the people that lost it at 17 do?
why bulk the people who lost it after 17 and those who haven't lost it in the same pool?

>>77403504
Grew up in a menzies household. Father despised all labor politicians. All union adoring scum to this day.

dumb bradleypoaster

>>77403554
yeah it's a bit shit
I passed my second theory and I'm going to book my new test in a few days

>>77403274
Shame no one in this thread has got your epic Peter Gabriel reference yet Smh

>>77403509
there's no "lost it at 17" option

>>77403551
scraunching

poo part 2 electric poogaloo

>>77403528
There are no Pakistani "humans" in the USA
>>77403568
Good luck

interesting post, tell us more

>>77403528
Linkin Park was all the rage in Pakistan back in 2003-08! I was around 14 yo as well and in Karachi, every time we'd 'discover' a new LP song that was all that me and my friends in school would talk about!

>>77403584
kill yourself mexiCANO

you know your life is in a dull patch when you start looking forward to meals

*tells you more*

HOWLING AT YOUR POSTS LADS xD

>>77403606
Food is legitimately the only thing that brings me happiness anymore

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post daddies, here's mine <3

>>77403606
Millions in Africa who would love to be looking forward to meals lad

I'm breaking the habit tonight

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>>77403624

>>77403655
Don't care if black "people" starve

So here we are. The british weirdos and NEETs and a bunch of gay Americans

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>>77403639

>>77403668
Disgusting racist cunt

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ah yes 9/11 jokes

>>77403668
reported to GCHQ

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>>77403681
>>77403639
reddit

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Th' pond

Fucking computer and firefox both gone super shit slow and laggy in the last few weeks. Getting annoyed. Get even more annoyed at the solutions that expect me to be Mr. Software Engineer and go all around the fucking houses tweaking shit I've never heard of. Just fucking make it work when I turn the fucking thing on. Simple as. I swear the more "advanced" technology gets, the less it fucking works.

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hows /catgf2017/ going lads?

>>77403400
bloody finally, was promised a black hole ending life as we know it for ages

>>77403655
relatively obviously

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>>77403688
>>77403704
What are ya gonna do about it ? All the little African babies can die and I would loose zero sleep

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>>77403709

of course he is a racist and a frogposter

>>77403736
YOU FUCKING RACIST CUNT
IF I EVER MEET YOUR WHITE ARSE IRL I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU

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lauren

can unironically hear an owl outside doing the twit-twoo noise

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>>77403728
ssshhh
shes sleeping

i like when she runs in her sleep, and her little feetsies twitch and move around :3

>went out to lunch today
>seated next to two fatasses
>the restaurant has an all you can eat pasta special for lunch
>these women were eating when I came in
>eating while I ordered
>eating while I ate
>eating while I paid
>eating as I left
How is it even possible to eat so much without your stomach exploding?

spick

End Violence Against Women

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>>77403728
Not great but dog gf 2017 has gone VERY well
>>77403761
I'll see you in Kansas City Anglo cück

Been drinking worrying levels of alcohol recently
Hope it's not going to become a problem

twit twooing to annoy this runt, he is positively SEETHING

If obamacare is repealed then boogie2988 will die

>>77403781
does she have big tits

>>77403791
what if they deserve it though?

5 hours left of work then Mr G has ordained that i may sleep

>>77403767
Was surprised she was born in 95. Looks much older.

want to travel the world as some kind of political advisor

liam is the one who said he doesn't care if all africans die

>>77403774
That's two owls mate. One does the "twit" and the other does the "twoo" in response.

>>77403801
Trump is never going to appeal Obamacare

>>77403810
How many hours of rest are you allowed?

>>77403781
cute :3

>>77403792
I would NEVER go to the shithole that is the FSA (Fascist States of America)

>>77403782
bigger people = more space for food

>>77403800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY2yTokhOe4

Human apathy for others far removed is par for the course. reminder that anyone who pretends to care about the millions starving with pot bellies in Africa are virtue signalling liars. Humans only have the capability to care for the equivalent of a tribe close to them. Terrorist attacks are only alarming because they alarm us that we could have been the victims. If you tell them mboko from Nigeria starved and all of his family will be raped by the local militia no one actually gives 1 shit

lauren is a disgusting jew like you hahahhaha

>>77403767
racist troglodyte

>>77403774
comfy

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>>77403825
No it was me.
>>77403834
And I would never go to the united Islamic caliphate of great shitstain and northern direland

>>77403838
you don't speak for everyone, rorkey

cool it with the anti semitic remarks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fUXy2wQzZs

>>77403826
No it isn't. Never post at me again if that's sort of drivel you come up with.

>>77403828
5 or 6, then I have the good fortune to be permitted to drive back and work again. He's very generous

abortion should only be done under certain circumstances like rape, retardation, deformed, crack baby, etc
abortion shouldn't be used as a way to fix your fuck ups

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>Humans only have the capability to care for the equivalent of a tribe close to them.

>>77403801
I'm sure that fat fuck is making well over 150k I'm sure he'll be fine

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>>77403801
purely why I want it to get repealed
people who eat themselves into an early grave and don't give a shit about it shouldn't be given free help

hiding in the bushes behind some spacker's house doing my owl impression. you should see his face light up every time haha. daft sod

>>77403857
At least our leaders care about our minorities

@77403857

hello liam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

Got pulled over to get my breath tested, but I was under the limit so the cop gave me 6 pints.

>>77403838
They have pot bellies because they are suffering from bloating and oedema as a result of kwashiorkor because of malnourishment

respect women me

>>77403860
yes he does

>>77403869
why not?

>>77403872
It's true, could care less what happens to people who aren't my immediately family
>>77403860
Most people don't give a shit about starving africans, the world is full of suffering
>>77403885
Yeah to the point where they ignore brown men raping women

>>77403879
he's getting a gastric band

>>77403872
>>77403860
Nothing remotely rorke like about my post, it's simply true. Personally I don't much care when a tragedy happens here either, just watch on interested

boogie is a good lad please don't make fun of him

was going to post that but i decided on posting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fUXy2wQzZs

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>>77403889
caracals are love

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>>77403879
PAY UP SKINNYBOY

>>77403916
>could care less

Oh so you still care a little bit?

Doing a little boogie in my chair while listening to music at work

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fell over in the club and smacked my face on the bar haha

>>77403918
he'd eat so much the band would snap

>>77403897
Don't see why this was posted

>>77403865
Er, yes it is. The male does the "twit" which means "do a twoo if you like owl sex" and the female does the "twoo," which means "I'm up for it big boy."

>>77403918
he's been "getting" a gastric band for years but has been putting it off and is gaining more weight
he has to go to Mexico because no doctor in the US will do it because he's likely to die in surgery because he's so fat

now (((he))) promotes zoophilia :s

>>77403886
My name is Charles
>>77403934
No not really

>>77403934
it's a stupid sign of Yank "English"

>>77403916
>>77403919
fucking selfish bastards

>>77403914
because fetuses are living human begins who deserve their chance

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>>77403955
at least his wife would be well looked after

>>77403954
Horrid little post from a horrid little person; WRONG.

ah yes i shall take sympathy on some 500 pound fatfuck who's making a doctors wage by ranting into the mic in front of his computer

yes yes very good

reminder that if you earn under 30k you are a net drain on the public coffers. It's not your money the freeloaders are using, you have no right to decide how it's spent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fowu72-dKvM

>>77403983
to be fair that black guy looks incredibly gay

>>77403994
How do you make your wage lad?

>>77403983
refuse to believe that's real

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bar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMXV9KW81Jo
cute!

>>77403955
He's getting the surgery sometime around the start of august. He's on his liquid diet in preparation now, it looks as if he's actually going to do it. Fair play

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>>77403973
What are you gonna do about it ? I only care about me and my family. Every one else could get fucked, if a african was about to die of hunger I would just walk straight past him

>>77404008
shitposting on 4chan whilst collecting bennies

>>77404016
Becomes less funny every time I see it and wasn't funny to begin with

lads its driving me insane. im trying to find the name of a song. if i post the singer's melody (female singer) will you promise not to laugh (if i hum it).

its like a dreamy, atmospheric song, feels modern, must be the noughties, with a female singer. its got a sci-fi feel to it.

her melody goes "duh, duh, duhduhduh, duh duh duh, duhduhduhduhduh".

i realize this is an autistic post but i am desperado lads.

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>>77404016
the previous 7-10 times i saw this image?
utterly unremarkablr

this time?
fucking hilarious

>>77404010
https://twitter.com/boogie2988/status/734373692138885122?lang=en
>Why does this picture of my wife and one of her friends make so many people insecure? Weird stuff if you ask me.

>>77404038
vocaroo it you twerp

>>77403979
At a certain point of their development in the womb they're probably "human beings" in a sense, but i don't see why you shouldn't be allowed to stop that development if you wont be able to provide a decent life for the kid.

>>77404038
Use vocaroo you dumbshit

"oh it goes duh duh duh duh duh, you know the one"

>>77404016
Becomes more funny every time I see it and it was hilarious to begin with

>>77404038
What instruments are used

>>77404008
by whoring our your mother you ozzie twat

>>77404032
This guy is just being honest, it's what everyone really thinks. The max anyone really cares is to say
>Oh isn't that awful
When BBC reports the 56th sweatshop in Bangladesh has burnt to the ground. Humans literally cannot empathise with people that far removed.

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>>77404037
>>77404042

>>77404016
never stops being funny

>>77403994
What about someone who's 35, has bowel cancer and the only way they can afford treatment is through the ACA because their premiums and co-pays are capped.

>>77404070
Ah yes the ol' angry NEETpost

>>77404038
we found love by rihanna

ffs alphabay and hansa taken down on the same day

>>77404070
FOY

>>77404082
they were only a yank anyway

healthcare in america should be outright illegal.

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>>77404067
>>77404081

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>>77403988
Nice semicolon, faggot.

See pic. How you wanna do your apology? Gonna get on your knees? Maybe write out an official retraction?

>>77404051
o the black lad is gay
makes more sense now

no man would ever let another man that close to his wife unless a family member or gay friend

>>77404054
>>77404064
http://vocaroo.com/

driving me insane

>>77404071
Anyone who says they care simply is virtue signaling. In fact I'm rather glad it happened because it means there is less competition

>>77404093
and dream market's IP leaked as well

>>77404128
mate...

hoohoo

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>>77404062
whore

>>77404112
piss off owltwat

>>77404112
youve been trolled lmao

>>77404082
literally don't care so long as it saves more people more money in the long run

>>77404128
rita ora - absolute mong

UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

>have a pre existing (genetic) condition
>if Obamacare gets repealed insurance companies will legally be allowed to fuck me over for this
h-haha because shitting on disabled people is cool. don't give a shit about the rest of the bill

>>77404141
what do you think about people who anonymously donate to charities that help people outside of their so-called "tribe"?

there's only one so-called "tribe", and that so-called "tribe" is the human race.

>>77404062
>i don't see why i can't murder a child if i can't be arsed with looking after it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4A37AD12zE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnESLyovkoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiMmjiX4FDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0aKGGCSm04

>>77404128
Mate you're a fucking spastic

healthcare? hate it, don't like having to pay yearly for NOTHING
health insurance? love it, love having to pay (more) yearly for NOTHING

>>77404150
>>77404164
it's not rita ora

yes i sound like a bender singing thru a shitty mic but who doesnt

>>77404176
they're not a child until a certain point of development in the womb, in the same way that yolk of an egg isn't a baby bird until a certain point of development.

>>77404184
why'd you keep posting this?

>>77404171
Simply false and you and I both know it. You cannot deny biology and genetics

>>77404199
so people know i'm here

abortion is only fine if it's a boy because NO ONE decides what happens to a womans body but herself

>>77404194
Look at your FUCKING link you BRAINSTUNT

>>77404194
you didn't even properly link it
twat

make a new thread I'm getting anxious

kewick

>>77404205
there are LITERALLY people who do that, care to explain why they do this if they don't care about those outside of the so-called "tribe" you speak of?

>>77404170
literally fake news

>>77404198
>it's technically not a child, it's a "baby," therefore crush it's skull and suck out it's brains with a vacuum cleaner before it looks too human for me to get away with this

>>77404220
>>77404219
oh yeah

fair one that was fucking stupid

think i'll pass on posting it now tho

What women want most is a man to tell them what to do

>>77404238
explain

>>77404235
LONDON

>>77404194
you've fully hooked me with this bait but you didn't post a vocaroo you just posted a link to the vocaroo website

shut the fuck up you tiresome cunts

>>77404071
Maybe it's autism but sometimes I find it relatively easy to emphasise with bizarre figures.
Can get heartbroken over an Italian cabinet minister being stabbed in the back in the 1960s.
Of course this could just be "getting to know them" by reading about such things until they're coming across as humanised. Sympathy for numbers is harder though not impossible. (I have for example empathised with entire corporations, or groups of workers.)

That's the sort of feeling bad kind of empathy though, not the sort of natural understanding of how people feel. I'd probably be fucked if an actual backstabbed Italian minister was speaking to me, even in English, not picking up he was bothered.

Usually though I have to emphasise it's weird things like that. Otherwise my response to news like the example sweatshop fire is "Who cares, that happens all the time, why's this one special enough to get airtime?" and to terror attacks is basically no interest whatsoever.

>>77404240
>crush it's skull and suck out it's brains with a vacuum cleaner before it looks too human for me to get away with this
this doesn't happen lol, you've been looking at too many miscarriage images on /pol/ haven't you.

>>77404245
don't be a cunt
you post yourself singing and I'll do it too

>>77404237
They want to feel good about themselves with out directly involving themselves

>>77404260
>Italian cabinet minister being stabbed in the back
et tu brute?

>>77404268
So what happens then? They get the child to sign a form agreeing to be killed?

>>77404240
this desu
feels are unironically more important than reals

>>77404271
why would that make them feel good if they don't care about people outside the so-called "tribe"? wouldn't they just donate the money to the so-called "tribe" if that made them feel better?

...hoohoo

>>77404271
just admit youre wrong sometimes you fucking bender

where the FUCK is the new

I hope there is never another /brit/ thread, ever.

>>77404287
Scientifically speaking, it's not baby.