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Not as long ad Ted walks free

>>3304958

It was Arthur Leigh Allen, did you even watch the movie?

>>3305015
2002 DNA test disproved Allen's involvement.

>>3304923

The Kebab Czar Darij III assembled mighty host from all over imperija to meet Aleksandar, but this even would be no match for him. At Battle of Is, Aleksandar and mighty Slavic falanga met coward Darij on field of battle. Though heavily outnumbered, Aleksandar was master of tactics and outmaneuvered Kebabs with ease, eventually reaching mighty war chariot of Darij. Darij, panicked at sight of unstoppable Slavic boiar knight host, decided to flee battlefield, and entire Kebab host melted before Aleksandar.

After confrontation at Is, the Greeks were more butthurt than ever, and Kebabs were being removed from the premises. Aleksandar seized several key cities through brilliant Slavic siege engineering, such as mighty Fenikiski city of Tir, which fell with great ease.

Finally, Kebab army mustered courage to once again meet Slavic hero on field of battle. They chose to meet him at Gavgamela, near modern day Irak. Once again, Aleksandar was heavily outnumbered, but in this battle, mighty falanga proved itself. Meeting kebab hosts head on, they shredded them, while Aleksandar rode with his cavalry into their rear. This became known as the Čekan i Nakovalo (also known as Hammer i Anvil) tactic. At Gavgamela, Aleksandar once again chased off Kebab Czar and brought kebab menace to heel once and for all.

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>>3304923
>>3304927

He chase Darij for days, but eventually find that in fit of autistic rage, Kebab had offed himself in ditch on side of road. Aleksandar was disappointed that he couldn't kill Darius himself, but he kept on conquering. Along route of his conquests, he establish many great cities, but most notably Aleksandrograd, after the conquest of Egipet. This became center for learning for many century, but unfortunately became populated by Greek REVISIONIST DOGS who renamed it "Alexandria." Don't believe lies.

After years of conquest, young kralj Aleksandar finally died, (likely at hands of Slavophobic turncoats in ranks) but his imperija did not last. Many of his closest generals were secretly butthurt Greek nationalists (Ptolemej Sater, Seleuk Nikator, etc.) who had wish they could be as relevant as young Slavic Bog-kralja. Being Greeks, they seized remnants of his imperija like vultures, each establishing his own "Kingdom", and they began ruthless campaign to erase his Slavic legacy. Despite their attempts, people of Makedonija still remember legends of their ancient hero, Aleksandar Veliki, Kralj of Makedonija.

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>>3304903
Isnt the swastika a hindu symbol?

>>3304907
There's some variant of the Swastika in almost every culture.

>>3304911
Well there you go. And didnt the nazis call the swastika a cross? a 'hooked' cross or something like that?

>>3304477
It doesn't roll off the tounge

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>>3304479

Then why do we call them United Statians?

Really have no idea why the country goes by "United Kingdom"; that's the prefix. It should be formally known as Great Britain.

>>3304475
/x/

>>3304443
what?

>>3304319
>that teeny byzantine empire
>that huge ottoman empire surrounding it on both sides

How can greeks compete?

>>3304319
>overthrown by barbarians

Just like the Western half

>>3304221
Henry V de Plantagenet, easily
Look at what he did to PoWs after Agincourt

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>>3304221
Cromwell was worse than Hitler.

>>3304415
>Cromwell
>medieval

>>3304186
(It isn't)

>>3304186
We live in a world of laws and a long time ago we decided that it did not solve any problems by physically assaulting someone, it only created more problems.

>>3304186
it doesn't prove that your spirit is better like demonstrating that the other person is wrong does

Based.

Gorbachev > Deng

>>3304269
Gorbachev destroyed his country

>>3304131
Lots of fucking white males, OP? History and Political science departments are surprisingly filled with quite a few autismos.

>>3304131
Have you considered you are misusing that word?
being a skinny white guy while using abstract logic does not make one autistic

>>3304141
Yeah you're right. Being intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor doesn't make one autistic.

>>3304019
In an alternate reality Ryukyu conquers the world.

>>3304019
They were viewed as niggers by the japs, jap soldiers during WWII would shoot ryukyuans talking in their native language, thinking they were spies

>>3304019
darker islanders speaking a language related to but not Japanese. They're supposed to have good cuisine

I don't understand how China had such little of a sea presence during its several thousand years of power that they never conquered or culturally dominated areas like Ryukyu or Taiwan (until the last century)

It was easy to transfer from tengrism to islam because the concept is similar.

>Belief in one supreme God

>Tengriism believes there is only one supreme God. His name is Tengri and he is unknowable. He is aware of everything and knows everything.

Turks started converting after the battle of Talas where the Abbasids defeated the Chinese and Islam was introducted to central asia. Then a large amount of Turks became mercenaries for the Abbasids and it continued from there.

>>3303908
to gain legitimacy over their 90+% muslim population

They feared the Arab warrior.

Indonesian detected.

>>3303769
sequel to konfrontasi when?

Who is they? Malaysia is a Muslim country.

The only thing even similar to what you're describing is Heavy Metal. Go LARPO with Varg

>>3303746
Join a black metal band, OP. Ask around at your junior high and I'm sure you'll find some willing bandmates.

>>3303760
Really? That makes me sad. I don't want to be a larping viking. I'm legitimately serious about this.