/csg/ Chink Shit General

first for attention seeking faggot

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Second for last hour to choose the next Comfy review
www.strawpoll.me/12035621

Is it worth buying air purifiers if you don't live in China?
Or if you live in a house that gets dusty constantly

On audiobudget.com, where it says "Best for" and then bassheads, vocal, average listeners, etc.
If I'm primarily listening to classical, what should I look out for? Having trouble deciding on a pair.

third for Eiaosi X6 are quite possibly the greatest value headphones available in the world today, offering phenomenal audio reproduction at a bargain price, all in an attractive and durable package.

>>58355806
It can most certainly be. It helps me a ton with pollen during summer.

>>58355812
Dzat DF-10 or any other neutral type with a wide soundstage and lots of detail, you can always EQ those to get whatever sound you want. If you have Zircons or other bassy earphones you'll have a hard time EQing around that. You're looking for detail with classical since so much is going on.

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>>58355345
thanks, same happened to the ebay one

I started a page if anyone wants to provide more info

https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/User:LeOutlookingMan/Fidget_Cube

>>58355866
Thanks senpai.
>you can always EQ those to get whatever sound you want
Never really know what to do with an EQ desu. I mean, I understand how it works technically, but I just don't know what's better and what's worse.

>>58355846
>pollen during summer.
Ah cool
Do you constantly open your windows? Maybe buying screen filters would help as well, idk

>>58355920
No, I keep them closed. Screen filters would do some, but not that much good.

Make sure to vaccum and stuff too.

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>>58355884
its so refreshing to see someone actually update the wiki instead of complaining that everyone forgot their review 3 threads later

>>58355939
Vacuuming is prolly the best option but it fucks with my nose whenever I clean but it gets adjusted after a few hours

Less furniture and stuff would help minimise cleaning and dust too

>>58355992
Might need to get a better/new bag for your vacuum.

can you buy original Xiaomi batteries anywhere? my Mi4c is fucked up i think
>suddenly turns off when its at 10%
>connect to charger and boot
>battery is at 40%

>>58355992
you are probabaly just stirring up dust into the air when cleaning
and when it settles back down you feel better again

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Looking forward to this review if you're lurking here Audiobudget.

:)

>>58356016
>Mfw the bag is the filter
Bruhh they don't make those anymore.
I may need a new vacuum, kek

>>58356123
Stirring up the dust in what way?
I clean every part that I could find dusty/dirty (even walls)
Maybe the vacuum fumes contribute to my nose as well

I can't really complain cos the house is old and dusty af to begin with

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Alright /csg/ Comfy here with my final shill to anybody who missed it, my video review of the Dzat DF-10 wood IEMs. And yes, I know my lighting is bad. I got pro lighting for Christmas so any bad video quality is going away soon!

https://youtu.be/GNOb4TW-7J0

Also I closed the poll, the next review will be of my chink Razer Deathadder. I'm pretty sure it's just a legit Deathadder because I can spot no differences and it installs all firmware off Synapse no problem. I'll go over it anyway with comparison to James Donkey.

Thanks again, back soon

Is it worth buying a Raspberry Pi from Ali or it's just some knock off chink shit?

>>58356277
There's a moral imperative to buy them from Ali. Do it, faggot.

>>58356103
no, you're supposed to buy a new phone

its a well known problem with Mi4c and many have reported that a new battery doesn't fix the problem

are the shark microsd cards a meme?
would it be viable to run a linux distro off of one?

>>58356159
Just recently found out that it's shit. But nevermind.

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>>58356254
BOOOOOO

I voted for comfy hoarding. Lithu was right my vote doesnt matter when the discord cabal controls everything, But for some reason I thought you were different

You linked to the wrong previous thread. It's like you're not even trying any more, RegularOP. :(

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why does my dz09 watch smell like chinese food? do they not wash hands or something?

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>>58355826
Eiaosi™IEMs saved my marriage!

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>>58356539
This is true, here's a simulation by Eiaosi engineers.

Buy a chink phone now or wait till windows 10 is out for ARM and get a phone that supports it?

>>58356671
you only took 11 minutes to make that
i'm impressed

>>58356671
kek

>>58355983
Thanks, I guess someone has to do the ground work

I edited the table a bunch and added some info on stuff I found in the /g/ archives

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>>58355642
>GBpoints earned before Oct 31 will automatically expire and reset to Zero on Mar 31 >>58339792
I'll take that with a grain o salt. The image looks like an edit of the "fuck gearbest" shitposter.
Any other Gearbest user that got that "friendly reminder" email? I don't think so.

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>>58355642
cant resist 60p for faster shipping, usually comes in about 5 days

stuff from 11.11 hasn't arrived yet, do I ask sellers to extend buyer's protection time or do I outright open disputes if the stuff doesn't arrive in time?

any of these projectors ever any good?

My father found an old cassette tape of my grandfather speaking from 1978, 1 year before he passed away. My father asked me to find something to play it so I bought a chinko portable cassette player. Thank you /csg/ for connecting my family with stinky chinky shit

>>58357105
Cheap chink low res projector sucks. If you just want it for novelty sakes, go ahead. If you want quality, save your money.

>>58357274
figured, thanks anon

>>58357134
I'm surprised the cassette player didn't chew up the tape
Consider digitising it

Can someone recommend a good soldering station ?

>>58357410
Hakko 936

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>>58357066
I did get that email too, look.

>>58356492
Scratch and sniff feature

>>58356671
Minor kek

>>58357066
>mfw someone actually saved an image I made and made me part of /csg/ canon

>>58357092
>extend buyer's time
Do it, then dispute if it doesn't arrive unless you just want money back now

>>58357575
It's that Rebecca Black gurl, she must've a crush on you if she saved your image.

>>58357066
>>58357499
i've got like ~400 unused gb points atm, but no warning email from gearbest
don't know dudes, maybe only to ones that got gb points before october 2016 get this email?

>>58355642
You can buy decent glasses on Aliexpress with prescription lenses.

I've gotten a complete pair of frames and lenses for about $45 before.

They have some great frames too. A better selection than my local optometrist.

>>58355642
How comfortable are the spinfit tips? I like the sound of the triple flange tips that came with my piston 2's, but they are really uncomfortable, so I was hoping that they would be a suitable replacement. The comply foam tips would probably sound better, but the foam does not sound comfortable.

>>58357708
Pretty sure it was just a normal newsletter, no clue why you didn't get one. Just use them before it's too late and you get chinked

>>58357767

It means that only the ones in peril of losing their points get that e-mail. (if it's real)

>>58357926
Welp, I got the email but I don't have any GB points left in my account and my last order was around August last year.

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I'm fucking mad.

>>58357067
those plato cutters are actually pretty decent.
I used a pair for gunpla for a long time.

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Did someone ever ordered seeds?

>>58358228
Enjoy your plant cancer.

>>58357134
when I was that close to a chinese machine, it was trying to kill me
t. ghost of your grandfather

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>>58358228
Only some to grow breast melons

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/titty_melon_milk/1881196_32439888437.html

>>58358377
Are you sure these things are even real

>>58358440
Yeah baby

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>>58358440
100%

how do i know if a micrphone stand will fit my microphone, i want to buy one of those arm mount microphone holders

>>58358510
>>58358567
Well boobs that droopy couldn't possibly have implants

>>58358228
Yeah, they're literally all fake. Not in that they don't send you seeds but that the seeds they send you are never what they advertise. I bought over 20 different kinds of seeds because I was curious what they would ship and not a single one was the advertised plant. Don't bother.

>>58358377
Totally real man, they will titty-fuck you, be careful when you go outside.

>>58358613
>not a single one was the advertised plant

Sounds like limewire

>>58358629
Old school kek

What's the best option for gaymur mouse? James Donkey 102 seems nice, but are there better options?

>>58358673
Chink deathadder

>>58358673
Chink Razer Deathadder (I have one and 99% sure it's legit)
Microsoft Intellimouse clone

Both of those are better than James Donkey

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>>58357541
>tfw scratch and sniff it
>tfw it smells even more like chinese food

>plant seeds
>wait 5 months for plants to grow
>seeds were dead all along
>no way to prove it
>Ali store is already closed, no refund

Seeds are literally all scams

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What did I get, /csg/?

>>58359017
a package

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>>58358935
>be black thumb
>buy chink seeds
>plant in my backyard
>grows a bud after a while
>get evicted

>>58359049
link to those seeds?

>>58359040
Correct!

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>>58359017
A shower speaker. Here's my dog checking it out and you get an idea of the size.

>>58359108
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/memeseeds/32480871815.html

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Are these bluetooth keyboards for Galaxy tablets a meme or are they OK?

Thinking about getting one just to have an alternative to touching the screen if I need to type something while on the go.

>>58359254
Cute doge. Let doge review the speaker

>>58359272

>no lick

Bad speaker

>lick

Mite bee cool

I'm playing music from my k3 note in my car. The quality is shit. Playing it off another phone seems better but I've yet to try the same file on both (will do later today)

I'm wondering if something like the Ruizu xo2 would give better quality.
Is there even a way to test my phone for shittiness?

>>58359295
>lick
dogo gets cancer

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>>58359017
>>58359254
It was packed in plastic, wrapped with bubble wrap. It came with a micro-USB charger. It didn't come with an instruction manual or any kind of booklet. It doesn't need one. You hold the power button for 2-3 seconds to turn it on, and 2-3 seconds to turn it off. It pairs quickly with your phone.

It feels solid and doesn't feel cheaply built at all. It's waterproof (of course). The sound quality is decent. Bassy music sounds a bit muffled, but that's because the speaker holes are small, in the back and when you stick it to the tile the speakers face the tiles. Any other kind of music sounds good on it. It's quite loud and I don't even need to keep the output on my phone on maximum volume.

It shows up as BTS-06 in bluetooth devices, it doesn't drop the connection and even shows the battery level in your phone's status bar. It takes about 3 hours to fully charge. Not sure about battery life, but I've used it for about 30-45 minutes total so fa and it's about 85-90% full. So it holds a decent charge. You only shower for 10-20 minutes at a time so it doesn't need charging that often.

You can even answer calls on your phone. They sound good enough to talk to someone and the microphone picks up your voice well, too. After your call is done it goes back to playing music automatically. When you're receiving a call it tells you the number. Surprisingly the voice doesn't have a chinese accent. It has play/pause, forward, back, on/off and phone button.

I paid $5.98 on 11.11 for it (with free shipping) and for that price it's great and I am very happy with it. It took 50 days to arrive, but that's because of the holidays. I'm actually considering buying several more because they would make a great gift. It seems as though the store from which I bought it doesn't sell them any more, but you can find the same speaker in other stores.

did...
DID i just find fucking weed???
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FUCKING-WEED/32751949541.html

>>58359307
>Ruizu x02
I don't hear any difference with my Moto G4 using my monks. This is after equalizer is applied of course.
>Xduoo x2
I'm not sure but my brain tells me it's better than both of above.

>>58359420
Enjoy our double brain cancer

>>58359420
Chances are no.

>>58359420
Hemp not weed

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>>58359272
>>58359295
>>58359344
Actually he did lick it. He licked the speaker and then the camera. He was attracted by the sound of the plastic rustling (cause human food he loves, e.g. cheese, and his treats come in plastic bags that rustle). Initially he thought it might be a toy for him, but he wasn't too happy with the taste of chinese plastic, he didn't even bother to bite it. I wouldn't dare order a dog toy from china, anyway.

>pic related
post-lick camera pic

I actually looked up the speaker and found it on sale for $4.98 from this store. Seems reputable. The only difference, this one has a DC-in, not micro-USB.

With the cable I got with it you can charge your phone and other devices that take micro-USB but can't transfer data.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wireless-Subwoofer-Mini-Portable-Bluetooth-Shower-Speaker-Audio-Receiver-Waterproof-Music-USB-Hoparlor-Phone/32634486722.html

>>58359307
Make sure you reset your EQ settings when listening in the car. I had a similar problem because my EQ for earphones sounded shit on my car speakers

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im buying that weed my friends.
ill report back when i receive weed and plant them

>>58359640
>$4.20
lost

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What did I get today /csg/???

>>58359664
>telescope
wat

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It's a monocular!!! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/eye-cancer/32337361215.html

It works, comes with a cleaning cloth and a REALLY cheap feeling holster. The lanyard is your typical Chinese junk lanyard.

>>58359664
VR

>>58359049
>Bud
As in marijuana??

>>58359761
I think he means flower, a.k.a. bud.

Hint: the flower is what has THC, CBD and other cannabinoids that get you high and make you feel good.

>>58359761
Nope. I failed growing weed long time ago. Stopped using it because they told me I just cry uncontrollably

>>58359640
Man, not ever has anyone been living such on the edge as you. Enjoy your industrial hemp with 0.1% THC. Btw you can get birdfeed with hemp for a couple bucks per pound.

Has any one of you ever got a tracking status like this from China post?

2017 01 06, Fri 06:10 - Security check return, Guangzhou

Whay do they mean by this? Is it en route or is it returned to the sender?

>>58359804
What do you mean "they told me"? You lost consciousness?

Are Eiaosi X6 a meme?
My KZ ED9 just broke and I need a new pair

>>58359845
Yes.

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>>58359818

>>58359474
What are the differences?

any good usb cable mic? cheap ofc

>>58359819
Dunno if it's the booze or weed. I never consumed it when I'm alone since my first time I did, I got the terrible urge to jump off from the rooftop. I'm not even suicidal or at least consciously.

>>58359845
I bought one and if you can wait I'll let you know how good/shit it is by shitposting here all day, all week

>>58359882
>>58359818
It got rejected I think. Does your item contain batteries?

>>58359940
Less psychoactive content than mariajojo

>>58359254
>Idea of the size
we don't know how big your dog is
Please retake photo of dog next to quarter for reference

>>58356492
>>58358862
Other way around friend. Chinese food I'd made out of recycled cheap electronics

>>58359845
If you have more than $3 to spend on headphones then get something else. If you don't have more than $3 to spend on headphones then get Eiaosi X6.

Simple as that.

>>58360034
It's a Raspberry Pi 3 with a charger, a case and a fan.

>>58359664
2 Megatons of USDA certified freedom you closet commie

>>58359855
>>58359970
>>58360053
Thanks for the replies, I'll probably get something in the 10-25$ range and get the Eiaosi as backup.

Another dumb question: Is there some extended guide for cheap IEMs besides the Chink Shit Infographic 1.4?

I googled other guidses and they are at least some months old, and besides that I only see threads on headphone boards with occasional recs

>>58360114
Audiobudget.com

>>58360064
Wait a few days and if it doesn't leave China, contact the seller. Might got rerouted or something

>>58360133
Thanks again

>>58360161
Thanks. The thing is, Hungarian tracking says it's already on its way to the destination country (Hungary), and the "Sent to Airlines" status imply that, too. And Usually, when it says it left the Exchange office, there is no tracking for 2 weeks, until it arrives in the destination country. I really hope I'll get this settled until Chinese new year...

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>>58355642
Been using my Eiaosi X6 for roughly a week now. Really disappointed with the stock eartips but when swapped with memory foam tips it's become a much better experience.

The sound quality has improved massively because the earbuds are forming a better seal.

Eiaosi X6 + memory foam eartips, costs less than $4 and very worth it.

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Is this how I get free samples from the chinks?

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>>58360161
From another tracking website.

>>58355642
dudes any experiences with gearbeast?
I ve ordered bm 800 for 13$ with 60gay beast points
and it is still not processed

Do they have holiday or some shit?

Chinks on aliexpress never holiday :^)

>>58360243
That foam tips looks old as fuck. Probably riddled with bacteria from your ear wax. And you've only had them for a week?

>>58360285
Ordered 4 days ago>>58360285
important detail

>>58360281
Yep. For some reasons it didn't go through in that airport. Hope your chinkshit find its way

>>58360315
Annoying.. I'm messaging the seller in any case.

>>58360297
Chink complies are easy to melt. Mine melted in my ear after a couple of hours

>>58360320
That's just part of the chinksperience

>>58360327
>melted
They melt from body heat? So why would you recommend them to others?

Silicon tips are superior.

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>>58360297
The foam tip is older than a week anon. I don't really recommend these cause they wore out so easily.

>>58360342
I'm a different anon. The one I ordered might came from a different manufacturer

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>>58355642
I'm upgrading my ancient chink tablet into a mobile typing machine.

First of all I plan to buy
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/For-Xbox-360-PS4-Computer-Tablet-PC-HDTV-Display-HD-1080P-Mini-HDMI-Micro-HDMI-Connector/32463047692.html

is it going to let me plug my tablet to a vga screen or a projector?

What is the cheapest way to connect a keyboard and a mouse?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-USB-Male-to-Micro-USB-Female-Converter-Connector-Male-to-Female-Adapter-2425/32405356453.html

Will this let me to connect a micro usb keyboard I have in the tablets case

tablet micro-usb hub <- micro to otg usb <- usb hub <- the adapter <- the keyboard + mouse

And what is literally the cheapest usb mouse I could try to get?

Is there anything else I should buy?

>>58360357
Why not use silicon tips with a good seal? My zircons came with three different sizes and when/if they get dirty I just wash them with soap and water.

>>58360383
>literally the cheapest usb mouse
$1 eBay mouse

>>58357067
why buy precoiled if making your own is cheaper and you can make coolio shit?

>>58360427
I'm not in USA, I never tried eBay in Europe.

>No $1 mouse for me.

how often do you get tracking updates on your orders?

>>58360338
I just checked the tracking of my last successfully delivered package, and it included the same "going to next airport/seaport" message, just before reaching my country's airport. I think it was actually shipped, desu.

>>58360383
That setup's going to be a lot of wires.

>Only ever used AliExpress to buy earbuds
>phone breaks
>burger phones are all xboxhueg
>Xiaomi Note3 looks perfect
How hard am I about to get fucked in the ass?

>>58360528
What shipping did you choose? epackets been fucking up shit lately so most sellers recommend AliExpress method

>>58360520
Often, sometimes and never. Economic sometimes doesn't update after delivery

>>58360557
China Post Registered Airmail, the only free option.
(What is seller's shipping method, by the way? I always assumed it's just the cheapest random shipping service chosen by the seller.)

>>58360399
Memory foam tips are more solid and comfy. Silicone ones are more likely to fall out my ears.

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>Not buying one of these

what are you fouckkin gayyy???

>>58360529
Will it work?

>>58360649
Comfy? Maybe. More solid? Fuck no, you'll have to change them weekly from my experience.

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Post Your Tracking

>>58360644
>China Post Registered Airmail
Yep that's ePacket if I'm right.

>>58360644
>What is seller's shipping method, by the way?
When I tried it, they sent it thru PostNL and Sun you something

>>58360745
More solid, as in the feel in my ear. It's much more filling.
Not too sure how to explain it, but definitely much nicer than silicon ones

>>58360729
Maybe. When I did my setup, I had Chromecast and Logitech bluetooth keyboard with touchpad

Anyone know a decent chink knockoff of a 256gb micro sd card for <$100?

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What Earphones do you guys think Marcus is using? They look chink,
and no they are not Eiaosi.

>>58360835
Monks?

>>58359487
>very fast dog licking at incredible high speed.jpg

>>58360462
I cba wrapping my own..

Those 48 coils cost me £5, thats like 20p a build, still dirt cheap.

>>58360835
Old Apple earbuds

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not buying a few of these to keep the ay lmaos out...

>2017
are you guys even trying?

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Dip a few of these in the water
>shit post on 4chin for a few hours
oh shit free food...

>>58360923
they are dark tho, apple sells only white.
>>58360875
they lack the tips

SeeEsGeeeeee
recommed me a neat laptop bag, thanks lol

>>58360383
Does the tablet even have hdmi out (mhl)?

>>58361111

What model of laptop? Might find some nice custom shit on eBay for it if you're lucky.

>>58361143
Micro HDMI, it's visible in android options too, I guess it might be working. I just don't know if this 'convener' does work, as it's 50-50 in comments for it.

>>58361111
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/14inch/32657789321.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/15inch/32740900234.html

http://track-chinapost.com/?cat=35

Excellent website, very good FAQ section. Some great info about shipping.

>>58360933
Where can I buy these?

>>58360251
Did you send that to them?

Do you intentionally use fucked up english?

>>58361338
Search thermal blanket on Ali

>>58360251
Are you that poor?

>>58361338
http://s.aliexpress.com/f6zqaQrm

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>his chink mailman doesn't serve him with a smile

why live

>>58360251
>C.H. INK

>>58361464
That's actually sweet.

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>>58361464
thats pretty sweet

>>58360757
what is that app?

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Impressed chinks can produce merchandise on such short notice.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/W1384-Westworld-Necklace-Hot-TV-Series-3D-Logo-Fashion-Jewelry-Robot-Model-Metal-Keychain-Pendant-Link/32763846722.html

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>>58361669
>short notice

>>58361549

I use Aftership

>>58361703
Hey well it is a pretty new show.

>>58361669
It's amazing how 100+ hours overtime a week workers can accomplish.

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>>58361703
KEK

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Merry fucking Christmas I finally got the memory cards I ordered on 11.11

>>58361813
Slight tummy chub on a beach girl is really hot.

>>58361729
Yeah but it's in its third month now. Plenty of time to get a chink production line going

>>58361833
is that a Model Meme keyboard?

>>58361873
Yeah, made in like 1992

>>58361833
Are the Mixza Cards any good ?

>>58361900
year the best memers were born

>>58361703
would still bang the shit outta her.

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>>58361990
Well we're about to find out

Any recommendation for a weekend bag ?
Just for a couple of days of clothing, maybe a pair of shoes too. An integral laptop pouch would be nice too.

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Why I don't see place to use GBpoints?

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>>58362075
How the fuck should we know, maybe you don't have any ?

>>58360757
>>58361710
>closed source
>no ads
Hmmmm wonder how they are getting their money

Have any NAbros got their 11/11 packages yet?

what's the best chink camera drone?

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For those that missed the Xiaomeme CES presentation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zy55kjjziQ

Any recommendations on air purifiers? I'm sick of breathing in cancer but every unit I see is either for aromatherapy/oil diffusion or emits ozone, which is apparently not great to breathe in.

>>58362225
Those bezels look disgusting 2bh. I was expecting an almost bezeless phone.

Fucking xiaomi marketing, I'll be buying a zuk edge instead. At least it's much cheaper and doesn't make false claims about bezels.

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>>58362333
It looks like a z2 pro with better processors, thinner bezels, and worse camera for slightly cheaper.

Is it worth it? I'm actually interested now. Pulled this pic from GSMarena.

>>58362217
see
>>58361833

>>58362299
xiaomi

>>58320485

any chink chromebooks that i should look into?

>>58362992
Xiaomi is shit.

>>58362998
Onda obook, not a chromebook but it's a nice netbook.

>>58363008
>>58362998

http://s.aliexpress.com/MVJFBVFn

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Totally not Lego bruh

>>58362075
You can't use GB points and a coupon at the same time.

>>58363559
link it

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I just subbed to comfy, any other video reviewers who cover chink shit out there?

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>>58350549
Anyone have a link or price for this watch?

>>58363607
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-Star-Wars-Millennium-Falcon-Outer-Space-Ship-Building-Blocks-Toys-Gift-for-Children-Compatible/32611970107.html
The whole series is hilarious.
Does anyone have experience ordering TotallyNotLego from ali ? Either blatant rip-offs or original shit ?
Will I get raped by the customs ?

>>58363632
>comfy
is that the latvian anon?

>>58363632
nice try, youtube shill cabal

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>>58363646
I bought Nazi themed Lego before. They came without packaging in a little bag. Quality is the exact same as normal Lego except some messed up faces like weirdly painted evil sneers. You can still find them if you search "German" on Ali, there's other sets too like China vs Japan, Navy Seals, etc.

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>>58355642
Yes or no? Is there any better Win10 tablet within this price range? I'm mainly looking for something with a good screen.

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Fuck, now I'm hungry

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>>58363734
I am waiting this lego set.

>pay extra of Singapore Mail-shipping
>they shipped it via slower PostNL

>>58363807
Check techtablets.com, no one here can afford a nice tablet. At best they have bottom of the barrel tier Teclast Kindows.

>>58362122

>muh botnet

Oh no they know I ordered chink pocketpussies

>>58363646
Its early 2000s megablocks tier

>>58363807
Cube i7 / i9

>>58363683
www.youtube.com/c/ComfyTechReviews

>>58363815
Link that shit RN

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Do i Pull the trigger?

>>58363941
>memeplus

>>58363932
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mr-Froger-LOZ-Fast-Food-Shop-hamburger-French-fries-Diamond-Block-Toys-Minifigures-Building-Blocks-cute/32756329191.html
Mr. Froger has tons of awesome stuff

>>58363941
Why not buy it from Oneplus?

>>58363963
The 128gb model is never in stock ive been sitting on their site for like 4 days now.

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Those bokomon look sweet

>>58363941
>519 USD
Why? It's $430 on OnePlus's website

>>58364006
>>58363983

>>58364016
Then wait idiot

>>58363996
>Bokomon :D
>Pokemen t. Cosby :D

>>58363983
A WHOLE FOUR DAYS HOLY FUCK YOU'RE SO PATIENT HOW DO YOU DO IT

>>58363643
Its brandname is in the OP

I'm poor people. Want phone <$200

>>58364142
Kimovil.com
>>>/spg/

Where can I get velour pads for the Superluxes

>>58364202
Bless your heart

>>58364142
Redmi Note 3 Pro, Redmi 4 Pro or ZUK Z2

>>58364142
meme of 2016: RN3P
meme of the month: ZUK Z2
honorable memention: OUKITEL K10000

>>58364221
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/606703

My favorite store for my audio needs!

>>58355812
My advice is to go for the Somic V4 as they are literally Westones on a Budget.

DZAT DF-10s are also good because of its instrument separation and details. Maybe Senfer too? Tk Maples?

If you have some more money, go buy an Astrotec.

For over-ear headphones, it sounds like the ISK HD9999 is your type.

Whew, almost forgot to water my lucky tree on the aliexpress app
>tfw 206 / 1000

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>>58364278
>>Inb4 Umi Plus E

>>58365054
Not meme enough... yet

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>it hurts to live

>>58365420
Who could have possibly thought this was a good idea?

>>58365054
Why does that dude have an umbrella for a hand?

Hey who has got a link to the deus woof?

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few days ago i refund CPU and send to seller
but he require new tracking number ( i didn't received tracking number from post office) just ignore it? too lazy to go to post office

>>58365458
Left handed fags?

>>58357134
why didnt you just buy a walkman? theyre all over ebay brand new.

>>58358149
I have two packages with no update in tracking since Dec2 from ebay. I opened request, one of them they gave me the money back, the other one he's trying to chink me.

>Friend if you wait a little longer the package will be there, is that agreeable?

No, you trying to chink me friend..

>>58365498

People like you are the reason why I hate being a postal clerk.

So, you sent a package without getting a tracking number? Hopefully, he'll be honest about receiving it otherwise you're fucked.

>>58358228
would it even be legal to order seeds?? no way any 1st world country would allow foreign species to be imported without any control, theres not even a real way for you to know what youre getting.

>>58365576
Nah most seeds wouldn't grow because it doesn't
have the right temperature, soil composition, humidity and climate.

Chink seed-sellers sometimes get the seeds mixed-up or they will send extra.

Most of the time, people buy Chink seeds for Bonsai planting but anythin' goes

>>58365574

>I play knock knock down ginger for a living

Stop fucking ringing my doorbell and running away with my package you fucking cunt

>>58357134
>stinky chinky shit
Fuck off. Enjoy your chink shit, but don't be a cunt about it.

>>58365711
Most of chink shits literally stink

>>58365483
50x50cm Linen Jacquard Weave Fabric Indian Ethnic Style DIY Sewing Cushion Pillow Case Bag G09
http://s.aliexpress.com/bAn6BviI
(from AliExpress Android)

>>58365711
Don't be so naive, chink shit do smell most of the time, even the smallest things.

>>58365576
well in my country customs inspects all of that kind of stuff and you have to go in to clear it personally. Actual plants and animals may get quarantined as well.
all of this comes with added charges as you might expect

You guys usually suggest kershaw knives don't you?

>>58365827
>well in my country customs inspects all of that kind of stuff

of course they do anon, but the only reason why we can all get our chinese shit is because so much of it isn't even looked at by customs. The USA inspects less than 1% of all freight and goods that come into the country, I can't imagine how it would be for Europe.

I know in my home country they stop a lot of shit because my mom is forced to go to customs to get whatever she ordered it has happened. IMO ordering seeds is irresponsible as a citizen of any country, because you know, I assume, the risks of invasive species. you know what they say about the road to hell right?

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tfw you coom on your remote cause you bought a tv for your bathroom
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/19-with-Smart-Kits-Bathroom-TV-Waterproof-TV-Mirror-TV-DVB-T-DVB-T2-DVB-S2/32696025340.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_10000009_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10060_10062_10056_10055_503_10054_10059_10099_10078_501_10079_426_10103_10073_10102_10096_10052_10053_10050_10107_10051_10106,searchweb201603_3,afswitch_5,single_sort_0_default&btsid=d99e59c1-060a-4af6-91b7-0a9326b02519

I bought something from AE and my bank flagged the payment and called me the next day to make sure it was me.

After I confirmed it and the funds taken out my account, the seller at AE says that he still didn't get the payment yet.

Who's head do I go after? retarded western country flagging payment to china?

>>58366287
Give it a working day
After which, go after the China-seller

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i would've had my shit already had gearbest didn't do this

thanks

Anyone tried these?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-SENFER-PT15-Earburd-Graphite-bush-Dynamic-Driver-In-Ear-Earphone-HIFI-Earplhone-With-MMCX-Interface/32752788333.html

They look very promising

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Fuck you xiaomi I follow your shitty rules and this is how you repay me

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>>58366740
Better than senhisers offerings. Go for it.

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>>58366888
>Once my Monks die

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>>58360715
Got a link?

>>58359271
there okay but get an iPad they will last longer

>>58360715
You goin to war, anon? :^)

>>58359664
Run away, kebabs.... The chetnix are here!

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Just your average, lead-painted bootleg toys, nothing out of the ordinaOH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

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Wow I haven't been here in ages.

What are the hottest new memes?

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>>58367525
>Damn those Lats

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>>58367576
Be specific man

What memes you lookin' for?
Audio? Tablet/phone? Computer?
SSD Drive? SD Cards? Toys?
Clothing? Misc?

>>58367609
I have most of what I want, dont really need anything. Just interested on what people are buying atm as ive not been here in like 6 months.

>>58366329
sent a message to the seller and seller said he didnt get the money

few moments later got an email from AE that my item has been shipped out

idk who to trust now. should I just talk to my bank and do a chargeback?

[spoiler]seller says if item didn't arrive in 20 day he will refund, est shipping time is 32 days as per usual. looks like someone is going to get a KB for free [/spoiler]

>>58367629
See: >>58332552

>>58367654
Sellers on ali don't get the money until you confirm it arrived.

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>>58367654
In that case, just wait and receive your shit/cash (Or Both ;) if you play it right)

>>58364369
ryan pls

>>58355344
Are there any chinese lucky bags but with anime merchandise?

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>>58362299
Did I fuck up?

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Is chink sun screen safe? I mean, its sooo overpriced. I go outside a lot as well

>>58367870
I actually did that Academy Titanic Kit 3 years back.

It is reasonably detailed, not too complicated (Could even be a beginner's kit), except for the rudimentary rigging

it doesn't require much(if any) painting to be historically accurate, weathering is optional.

Protip: Use liquid cement for the Hull.
Strong Superglue for everything else

>>58367889
Just go with a decent sized hat

>>58367965
Yeah im a bit of a bigginer. Done a few small war planes, thats about it. Really love the Titanic and Queen Mary so I decided to do this.

I didnt really wanna spend that much money on paint, but is the like the bottom (keel and the rudder) red already? I saw a pic of it unboxed and it was fully black.

Also, what superglue do you reccomend.

>>58368089
have you ever done Gundam models?
http://banzaihobby.com/plastic-models/character-anime/bandai-gunpla/gundam-iron-blooded-orphans/pre-order-hg-gundam-barbatos-lupus
They are colored plastic that dont require paint or cement. I only recently discovered them and Im obsessed. Great shit if you want to get into model making.

>>58368148
Yeah thats what the titanic one is. Problem is, im not sure if the base of the ship is fully black. (Its red and black)

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Does anyone know any high quality USB micro cables for a cheap buck that are like 2 meters long?

Everyone of those you get with your devices are either too short or break in a 1 month. I bought some popular ones from ali that looked like they where pretty high quality but it turns out they are shit, plug started bending in 2 months.

Any lighter recommendations? I just want one for fun, maybe looking at the arc ones.

>>58364369
Based Ryan

>>58363734
I want to make a Rainbow Six set

>>58361394
Good price

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I need a new set of wheels for my chair, anyone ordered from china ? or should I go with the one with most orders and give you guys feedback?

>>58355642
what is a hybrid chink iphone android phone

>>58368863
doesn't exist

>>58368874
darn why doesnt it exists i would buy one i want the mi mix but its 800 dollars

>>58368893
>>58368874
also one more thing do you know any glass phones that are like the mi mix

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Am I being chinked?

Package disappeared at a sorting centre some 20kms from me. Raised a dispute, he's telling me to cancel it.

Am i right in assuming I can raise only one dispute per item?

>>58369004
yes your being chinked cancel

>>58369022

Cancel the dispute or order?

>>58369046
order remember china is like playing black jack you win sometimes but the house almost always wins

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please recommend a bluetooth speaker

>>58369105
Xiaomi ones, be careful for fakes, they are everyone on Ali.

Buy from Gearbest or Banggood.

>>58369125
$30 for chink SHIT defeats the purpose of CHINK SHIT

>>58369154
dont buy the second version then faggot, the second version only has sd card slot, volume buttons and AUX-plug, things you literally dont need for a bt speaker, buy the first version.

http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_175673.html?wid=21

what is a chink phone like the aquaos crystal that isnt expensive

>>58369170
$20 isn't CHINK SHIT value
$5-$10 otherwise I can just go to the store and get something

>>58369264
You're expecting way too much of chink shit. If you want a crappy Bluetooth speaker for $5 with sound like it's coming out of an old man's anus then sort by lowest price and knock yourself out. We're trying to suggest good Bluetooth speakers here. You still get what you pay for even with chink shit.

do chink buttonless phones exist now or we stil behind 2 years

New thread here
>>58369905
>>58369905
>>58369905
>>58369905