/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>58337007
Forgot this piece of news
• In response to the guy complaining about nobody trying new shit, anon shows off his custom printed silk poster and charcoal toothbrush >>58329335

first for vicky

2nd for comfy returns and the other thread doesn't include it in news

>>58337135
>other thread maker ignores negative review of Eiaosi X6
Really makes you think

>>58337090
Sent to a Chinese prisoner camp manufacturing halloween decorations

>>58333065

About-to-fail-zircon anon here. I think I'll order another pair of Zircons as I quite like their bass and vocal clarity. Helps me when I'm taking calls from my job. Can anyone convince me otherwise? Thanks.

inb4 try eiaosi.e6

Who else still waiting on 11.11 purchases?

>>58337272
There's lots of options in the same range
https://audiobudget.com/leaderboard.php

>>58337272
You might like the regular Xiaomi Hybrids.

>>58337272
DZAT DF-10s might be what you are looking for (Buy the Android vers as the ios mic does not work on android phones)

You might be interested in Joyroom E-103 or the Remax 610D >>58331586

>>58329198
I've posted about jump ropes and pillows.
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/The-hottese-hottest-Dragon-Ball-Anime-pillow-cover-hot-selling/2060066_1000001231470.html

Please no eiaosi fighting in this thread.

Is it possible to send pairs of eiaosis to popular reviewers like audiobudget so we can finally get some unbiased reviews here sans shilling

Now that the dust has settled, which smartphone is /csg/ recommended?

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>>58337467
He's already bought a pair

>>58337467
Does the eiaosi brand make anything else. Nothing comes up when you search it even when you search specifically for the x6 you only find the product page in chink seller sites.

On Ali express they barely have any sales numbers to talk about
Where did these things even come from and how did the shill even find these obscure things in the first place. How does one decide to shill the most obscure iem with such passion.

Why not go full shill on some other obscure iem like baseus el-01 which is actually good

>>58337528
Does he come on /csg/ because this is pretty much the only place that even knows about them or talks about them. They are pretty unknown and obscure.

God bless audiobudget guy for buying all these iems and making reviews. Does he even make back the money he's putting into all this

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>>58337532
Because they're $3 and it's all he can afford. He has to justify that to himself by shilling them as hard as possible and shouting down negative reviews as written by "Xiaomi shills".

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>>58337569
I'm starting to understand him a bit better now. I think he's shilling them so hard because the wants to make something he found a meme. He just wants it to be "his meme". Same concept when people want to name stuff they discover after themselves I guess. For the attention, feelings of self worth.

>>58337279
Still waiting on a headphone case. Seller extended purchase protection, how fucked am I /csg/?

>>58337621
>He just wants it to be "his meme". Same concept when people want to name stuff they discover after themselves I guess. For the attention, feelings of self worth.

You mean like the OP of this thread wants /csg/ to be his?

He samefags his own thread to give the illusion of activity:

>>58337090
>>58337135
>>58337234
>>58337261
>>58337279
>>58337526

>>58337648
You sound upset your biased, half-assed thread with all negative reviews of Eiaosi removed from the news isn't doing too well.

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>>58337528
I cant wait for him to take a huge shit on them

1 STAR GG NO RE

the shill tears will be glorious

on the off chance he says they are good, I will personally fall for the meme, buy a pair and post the picture here

what should i buy? already own all the basics looking for more obscure shit

>>58337648
You sound awfully bitter and petty BootlegOP >>58337030 >>58337232 >>58337618

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>>58337569
>>58337621
>>58337532
I actually feel sorry for him now
the guy is trying so hard

he's even shilling in /hpg/ now >>58316548

>>58337704
https://imgur.com/a/JvrGt

>>58337695
If you weren't a poverty-stricken neet you could just pay $2.50 for a pair anyway and form your own conclusions.

>>58337720
Please don't click on any of those links they're all referral urls.

>>58337711
He only uses a handful of images over and over too, if you check the reposts of the images on the archives he's all over /g/ complaining his PC can't run Team Fortress 2 at 30fps and other things. He's a poorfag clutching a $3 meme.

>>58337755
>>58337711
>>58337569
>>58337621

maybe we can put up and send him a nice pair of Xiaomi hybrids or rock zircons
let him have a nice pair of IEMS for a change

>>58337720
thanks, somehow i own almost everything on this list to some degree or there's an inhibiting factor

>>58337751
thanks forbthe heads up

>>58337755
source this please comfy

>>58337720
the autism cube link is broken

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>>58337675
>>58337707
>bitter
>petty
>'''''''BootlegOP'''''''
I reported my own thread to avoid a flame war and asked mods to delete it because the time frame in which I could delete it expired while I was at the post office.

I actually care about the quality of posts and the overall quality of the community. The fact I don't use a tripcode means I don't want to differentiate myself to any other anon.

Funny how I called RegularOP on samefagging his own thread and so far you've not denied it, only called me bitter and petty. You can throw any insult at me that you want, this is an anonymous imageboard; a concept you seem to fail to understand.

What's bitter and petty though is that RegularOP starts his thread before the other one has expired because he so desperately wants to be the OP of this thread.

Nice inclusion of comfy's tech reviews in the news. Welcome to the age of tripfags and YouTube reviewers.

>>58337785
sounds like the link is pretty representative of the product then

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>>58337729

>>58337704
https://thieve.co/
its a nice catalogue of normie tier hipster/post modern shit

beware though everything is a refferal


also you can cruise through https://www.vat19.com/
they have a lot of cool stuff. just dont buy anything from them though. just see whats cool and find it on chink sites yourself

>>58337791
who cares?

is the Convoy S3 a good emergency flashlight?
it costs a lot on the official store, did the prices go up?

>>58337791
forget about all the hate man
show us what chinkshit you got from the post office instead

also you should make the BootlegOP trip your own, it'll be pretty cool. own it man!
we all love chinky bootlegs in this general anyway

>>58337797
but i want an autism cube to play around with

hit me up with a good link senpai

>>58337791
This post is pathetic, you're all about "anonymity" but you're such a repetitive and annoying shill poster that people can identify your posts immediately by your 2mb picture folder and repetitive subjects you bring up over and over. Not to mention you left out anti-Eiaosi reviews from your news to control the narrative in a way that makes you look good. What's anonymous about that? You tard.

>>58337813
wow thanks man
how did I not know about this stuff before

>>58337849
I'm not autistic so I don't own one. I just watched with dismay as this general got clogged up with spergs rushing to buy them in November, then with joy as they started posting their reviews complaining about how they either didn't work at all or broke after five minutes.

>>58337879
they all deserve it for not supporting the kickstarter and buying official cubes

>>58337845
>you should make the BootlegOP trip your own, it'll be pretty cool. own it man!
kek

>you're such a repetitive and annoying shill poster that people can identify your posts immediately by your 2mb picture folder and repetitive subjects you bring up over and over
I assume you're confusing me with the eiaosi x6 guy? I only own a pair of rock zircons and they're '''''ok''''' for $12 headphones. Nothing to write home about, definitely not good enough to shill. lol

I'm actually surprised people get so heated about $2-3 headphones. I can't even buy a single beer for that money.

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>>58337849
>>58337879
Personally I prefer the little handheld puzzles. They are much more rewarding and engaging to fidget with than the autism cube. They also look much more professional and fancy on my desk at work. Like a newtons cradle.

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>>58337944

>>58337930
no you're the same guy who posts about youtube, regularOP, discord cabals, every fucking thread, who cares, people here want chink shit not your autistic drama

>>58337892
Are the official ones better than the chink copies ?

>>58338063
No one is willing to pay $25 for a cube with buttons glued on so we'll never know.

>>58338005
Uhh no, friend, that's not me. I'll admit tripfagging annoys me and I do think RegularOP is a faggot for thinking he owns /csg/, but that's because I've been on 4chan for a while. It's quite possible that there is more than one person who feels the same. At least entertain that possibility, not blame it all on a single person.

Which is better for tools, JACKLY or JAKEMY?
Also what's the most complete ifixit like toolkit to buy?

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how do you cope with the waiting time /g/?

>>58338198
By buying more garbage

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I'm not seeing and ebooks on either the wiki or the infograph

I'm looking for something simple, around 2gb, no backlight and no touchscreen

>>58338250
Are you talking about e-readers?
There are no chink e-readers worth buying. At all. Chinks don't make e-ink devices at all.

>>58337845
The only thing he collected from the post office is his fortnightly neetbux.

>>58337751
>>58337780
They aren't referral links, they're shortened links from the aliexpress app.

s.aliexpress.com = link shared from the app
s.click.Aliexpress.com = referral link

Don't believe me? Try it out yourself

>>58338271
The patent on e-ink readers is expiring this year so there'll be lots of them very soon. That's why some chink phones like the Yotaphone 2 have e-ink screens now but no readers. It'll all go down by the end of 2017.

>>58338321
Thank fuck. It surprises me a bit that the chinks aren't just ignoring the patents- surely there are some 'chinese only' e-ink readers kicking around?

>>58338321
I mean its not like paperwhites or kobos are that expensive are they?

>>58338348
They'll exploit things like autism cubes because that company can't fight back and even the official ones are all made in China anyway. No one is going to risk pissing off Amazon. If the target is big enough the chinks just wait out the patent.

>>58338349
The chinks are going to undercut that stuff hard, e-ink readers were already dropping to breakfast cereal toy level with the Nook before Amazon got a near monopoly.

>>58338348
i didnt know patents are global? whats stopping them?

>>58338198
Iktf friend, I'm trying not to think about it cos I can't sleep for shit thinking about my chink goods coming in or not

I think the best way is to forget about it then be surprised when the package arrives

>>58338348
Not much demand on e-inks for them to break the 'law'

>>58338321
i doubt there will be. amazon is a service, the hardware is an after thought. there isn't a big market for non-amazon ereaders

>>58338410
If they want to keep doing business elsewhere in the world and especially on Amazon itself where tons of chinks are sellers you don't go ahead until the patent expires.

>>58338475
You can load any e-reader with pirated books by the thousand as easily as you would songs on an MP3 player, if the chinks make a dirt cheap reader 1/3 of the price of the Paperwhite people will be all over it.

>>58332552
where do find/buy $17 monoprice 8323 headphones?

>>58332938
>Is that image a Jojo reference?
No, it's a reference to the art of Rob Liefeld. Drawn by http://liefeldianabomination.tumblr.com

>>58338494
maybe, but patents are not the reason they haven't done it by now. the softwaare on these things will always be shit

and who the fuck apart from autists like us buy mp3 players?

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>>58338321
>yotaphone
>chinese
It's Russian.

Any aliexpress coupon?

>>58338517
They didn't enter the smartphone market until key patents expired either, it happens. It's literally the reason e-ink is on other devices but not e-ink readers.

>>58337879
This didn't happen though. 99% of people who have posted autism cubes in /csg/ said they work fine.

I understand you're salty that you paid $19 on Kickstarter for something we paid $5 for (and that we got before you) but please, stop lying.

>>58338143
I have a Jackly 9-in-1 electronics screwdriver that's pretty good. I don't own any Jakemys though I've heard good things about them. More people in /csg/ own Jakemy than Jackly as far as I can tell.

>>58338517
>and who the fuck apart from autists like us buy mp3 players?
Mp3 players are still popular in other countries.

>>58337707
The shower speaker response about it sucking was me. That speaker is pretty bad overall.

Never forget that Eiaosi is and will always be a shit.

A SHIT

whats better: the souns quality of an ipod shuffle (that golden ratio looking one for length width) or a xiaomi mi max?

or should I go for a different player? ty

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That was quite fast processing time from geekbuying. Too bad they used PostNL instead of Singapore Mail.

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Why are bluetooth ear/headphones unpopular here in /csg/ and /hpg/? Just curious.

>>58338522
They moved all operations to Shenzhen last year before Yotaphone 2 came out.

>>58338539
I don't own one and have no interest in buying one, thanks. Seeing the outpouring of autism that accompanied their appearance on Ali last year was merely an unpleasant reminder of the nature of some of the people who frequent this messageboard.

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Post your AliExpress power levels.

>>58338497
On their own site
http://www.monoprice.com/Product?p_id=8323

Ships only to US iirc

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As much as I would like the ifixit Pro Tech Toolkit, the thing costs $69.95 with $35.54 shipping to my address.

Jackly has the TK0101 for $41.79 and free shipping. The only difference between the two as far as I can tell is that you get a microsheer instead of the jimmy tool in the ifixit protech tool kit. it's the same 64bit driver set and everything and the Jackly even has the magnetic pad in the tool roll.

Jackly sells the 64bit driver set for $17.31 with free shipping while the ifixit 64bit driver set is $34.95 with $35.54 shipping to my address.

Are the other tools besides the driver set useful? Will the quality of the Jackly be shit?

I currently use a handful of different sets of crappy screwdriver sets and I'm still missing the special bits on controllers and other shit so I really want to buy 1 quality set of driver bits at the minimum to replace them all, but I don't know about the usefulness of the full toolkits or the quality of the Jacklys.

TLDR: Will the Jackly be good or will it be shit and should I go for the full toolkit or just the 64bit driver set?

>lucky tree has 2 fruits
>not picking them up because I'd like to see my tree with many fruit
>next day a worm ate one up

Wtf.

>>58338731
Never cheap out on tools. Always buy quality that will last. Otherwise shit will break and you'll have to keep rebuying eventually spending more money.

Remember: poor people buy twice.

>>58338757
HAHA YOU SHOURDA PICKED YOUR FRUIT WHITE MAN

>>58338389
>pissing off Amazon
Oh right, amazon.

>>58338769
I'd gladly pay $70 bux for a quality toolkit, but that $35.54 shipping estimate is a killer, hence why I'm looking for alternatives.

>>58338769
>poor people buy twice
Not if they purchase the durable and high quality Eiaosi X6, for long lasting superlative audio on the go

>>58338819
>I'd gladly pay $70 bux for a quality toolkit
What about a local store or a supplier that is in your own country?

>>58338853
There's another reason you don't buy the X6 more than once-
Fool me once...

>>58338853
Eiaosi is piece of shitty poop u put in your ear.
Stop cajole people putting shit to their ears.

why would anyone buy this.?

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2016-Colorful-NVIDIA-GeForce-GTX-iGame-1070-GPU-Graphics-card-8GB-256bit-GDDR5-PCI-E-X16/1739322_32746905904.html?spm=2114.12010608.0.0.Tr1nVJ

gpu thats not even cheaper than domestic

>>58338897
The only fooling that happens after you buy the Eiaosi X6 is when you learn what a fool you have been in the past for paying much more for inferior headphones.

>>58338926
It's probably not even a real 1070.

>>58338947
Nah sorry that's pretty lame bantz m8

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>>58338926
Looks legit.

>>58338971
Where does it go in your car?

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>>58338894
Apparently I can't find a quality toolkit that is complete, just random 20ish to 30ish driver bit sets that come from china that doesn't have the special bits.

I currently mainly use pic related as it's pretty good but it only has the standard philips, flat head, and hexes. Have a bunch of other little different screw drivers that are a hassle to keep track of.

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>>58338926
Colorful, Maxsun and a few other brands are pretty big in China.

Colorful has a pretty big lineup of motherboards called the IGAME

Maxsun has been on the market for 15 years, heck people in china probably buy more Colorful or Maxsun stuff than Asus, MSI and Gigabyte.

>>58338731
Just go to your local computer store and buy a decent set. ifixit makes its money from selling its overpriced tools.

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Alright, Comfy here, thanks for all the support for my new review, really appreciate it! It's in the OP if you want to see it.

I'm deciding what to review next so I thought I'd pose it to /csg/ in a poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/12035621

Also I'm tentatively planning a live stream tonight at 10pm UK time, if my schedule changes I'll let you all know. Cheers m8s

>>58339168
Your reviews are class, keep it up mate

>>58337279
still waiting for a lemon juicer and some resistors from 11.11, the other 58 packages already arrived.
(Made about 30 new orders since then, to keep the stream of Chink packages alive)

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I can say now i am 130 euros less rich.
And yes, I'm a full xiaomi fan.
Still waiting for my MITU plushie tho

>>58339518
funny noe that i think about it xiaomi is basically apple for poorfags

Xiaomi is going to make an announcement in an hour

>>58338843

>>58339680
i just got a mi max, this better not be some dethroner

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>>58339553
I can't speak for conures, I've heard they can be a lot more territorial and aggressive than cockatiels who are the most mellow pet parrots. They get bullied by everything. You might want to ask on /an/ for other conure owners but I'll try!

My tiels do bite my ears sometimes, it's usually for attention or if they want you to do something (scritch their heads maybe) . If I'm eating food they want a bite of they'll sometimes give a nip on the ear. If they want a cuddle they'll bite too. It could also be puberty, they tend to hit poverty at roughly a year so they can become a bit hormonal and bite out of showing you who's boss. If your conure is 8 months he could be coming up to that age where they become bratty for a while. Try to note when they do it and figure out the reason or what causes it.

Again, it's not a problem I'm completely aware of since tiels are the stoners of the bird world. I'll say this: birds don't react to "punishment" like dogs, they react to routine and consistency. They won't care if you get angry at the bites, to them you're a giant bird with no feathers and birds peck each other all the time. The bird sees you as part of a "flock" with a hierarchy. If you want it to change try and not react at all if you can, act like it never happened, and reward the bird consistently when he isn't biting. They pick up slowly but surely that the biting gets them nowhere and in your "flock" you're the top bird and you'll treat them if they follow the rules. Ask /an/ for more advice for sure, a lot of bird fans in there

HELP, I bought a Hat (Baseball Cap) on ebay. It finally arrived yesterday (after 60 days), but has white mold all on the brim. What do?

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>a (very friendly) reminder

>>58339715
Their new phone will run the new Qualcomm 835. Sorry anon.

>>58339767
Wash it?

>>58339767
Declare war on China.

>>58339817
how big, thats the important thing here. oh and release date too. if its march onwards im g

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I got this Finnish kuksa mug. The finish is a bit rough but overall I'm pretty happy with it.

Also I assume it's a chinky ripoff but it came with a tag that's all in Finnish, so it's like... I don't know, man.

>>58339927
that's finnish finish for yah

>>58339927
Wouldn't drink from it, but looks nice.

>>58339835
>>58339848
Welp, I just requested a refund through Ebay. Let's see how that goes. I have bad allergies and don't want to put that mold into my washing machine.

Does anyone have any experience requesting returns through Ebay? Are they typically good with it?

http://www.gearbest.com/men-s-watches/pp_211178.html?wid=21

Is this ugly or neato? I can't decide.

>>58339976
>Does anyone have any experience requesting returns through Ebay? Are they typically good with it?
(((Paypal))) got your back

>>58339927
>a finnish cuck mug
Why

>>58339975

I'm going to sand it down and relacquer it anyway so fingers crossed for no cancer

>>58339927
Finnfag here, could you post a pic of the tag?

>>58339983
That crown guard is disgusting, and will likely irritate your wrist if you actually wear it.

You'd be better served by:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Parnis-43mm-Silver-Dial-Power-Reserve-Chronometer-Automatic-Mens-Watch/32628234912.html

or

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HOT-Sell-CURREN-Men-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Men-Military-Wrist-Watches-Full-Steel-Men-Sports/32634279939.html

or

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-listing-Yazole-Men-watch-Luxury-Brand-Watches-Quartz-Clock-Fashion-Leather-belts-Watch-Cheap-Sports/32353312103.html

>>58340009
Are you implying if Ebay doesn't help me, then I file for a payment redaction through PayPal?

>>58340031
If it's made from pressure treated lumber you're fucked.

>>58340031
>>58340134
Couldn't you use the special Food grade Wax that the pro woodworkers use? I think it makes an impermeable layer on the wood to prevent rotting/staining and I'm assuming it will work the other way around and prevent you getting any kind of cancer's from the wood also.

>>58340043
>>58339927
Also requesting this

>>58339767
Take pic of mold. You could just try to brush it off?

>>58340197
I will post a pic when I get home of this. Sorry, I'm just at the library at school atm.

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Got another watch, this time a Curren 8106. It looks and feels good, and has a nice bit of weight to it. The black-painted metal strap is a bit shinier than in the pictures.

It didn't come with a link remover, so adjusting the strap was a pain.

http://s.aliexpress.com/uAZFnUV3

>inb4 bitch wrists, wrong date, etc

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>>58340043

>>58340159

I'l probably use paraffin

>>58340245
Wow, it's surprisingly good Finnish.

I mean it has the trademark chinky mistakes, but it's completely understandable.

>>58340245
its a pot not a cup

>>58340245
Also, FYI it says you shouldn't use detergent on it. Just rinse it.

>>58340308

So it's actually someone Chinese writing in Finnish? I figured they just photocopied the label of an actual thing.

>>58340308
>Valmistuctaja :D

>>58340351
Might these are just overstock items.

>>58340308
Google translate is getting better all the time.

>>58340351
They didn't photocopy it, seems like they manually retyped it. Would explain the chinky typos.

>>58340351
I think it's actually made to be sold in Finland (Tokmanni is a Finnish store), and some Finnish guy wrote the text. Guessing the chinks are selling it themselves on the side.

I've just received my Xiaomi Piston Basic Edition from GoyBest for what my order page says was £2.40. Must have been some kind of voucher used. Anyway, they feel a little flimsy but unbelievable sound quality for the price.

GET IN HERE!!!!1!!!1!!!1!!

http://www.mi.com/en/events/ces2017-live/

http://www.mi.com/en/events/ces2017-live/

http://www.mi.com/en/events/ces2017-live/

http://www.mi.com/en/events/ces2017-live/

>>58339680
ITS HAPPENING

>>58340159
I'm talking about sanding pressure treated wood. The chemicals are in the wood, sanding them vaporizes and releases them.

>>58340226
This looks nice and simple.
I like it.

Wow, it's some sort of hellophone, how novel

>>58340474
>I don't have Xiaomi bike
Feels bad

These businessmen are freaking me out

>>58340474
why are there japanese people singing a japanese song right now

>>58339983
It's the kind of thing that teenagers in China/Korea would wear. Anywhere else it's considered ugly as shit.

>>58340587
It actually looks really neat

>>58340589
Stolen ad

>>58340625
But they were showcasing xiaomi products

Chinkphone babby here, how much SoT should i be getting from a RN3P?

>>58340625
kek, nah it was in chink with chink prices but the actors/comedians were all japanese

>has a clip
>can play Ogg Vorbis
How much am I looking at?

>>58339976
They heavily favour the buyer and out of three disputes, I've never had a problem with eBay's resolution centre.

The chinks should learn that westerners don't like golden things already.

>>58340638
7-8 at least.

>>58338769
>I'm a retard who buys easily-manufactured things at retarded brand markup so the company can enjoy 40% profit margins

its happening

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How much pussy will this get me, /csg/?

Where the fuck is Hugo? I can't understand a word he's saying.

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Mi Botnet.

>>58338616
Because bluetooth fucks your sound quality so hard that it's not worth the cost unless it's in a vehicle where you can't fucking tell anyway because your speakers suck and the noise of driving drowns it out.

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I got my magnetic usb cable yesterday
>>58325224
Today I got one of these things. It's exactly the same but it's an adapter for an existing micro usb cable.
Same connector, same usage. The only thing I can say is that it's easier to knock off of the phone because it's bulkier.
It works with the same nub as the full cable, so now I can just leave these things inside devices and my magnetic cable works with any of them

My Mi 5s plus feels outdated now.

>>58340722
>I am a sheltered nu-male who has never used a tool to build or repair anything in my life

Don't talk about things you don't know, kid.

>>58340715
Westerners aren't their only customer

*cringe*

where's muh mi mix nano

black Mi Mix looks better desu

>>58340885
Xiaomi confirmed for literal pyramid scheme

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Welcome my son...

>Mi (killer) Robots
Oh boy

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Welcome... TO THE MACHINE

>>58340968
You wouldn't be saying that if you saw me in real life. I'd fucking beat the shit out of you, you self-righteous prick.

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Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been.

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>>58341128
>>58341128
>>58341128

>>58341090
>>58341106
>>58341131
>tfw maybe i'll fall for the xiaomeme botnet

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>HD Router

>>58341167
>one lonely clap

500 US DOLLARS FOR A ROUTER
XIAOMEME IS FINISHED

>>58341167
HD stands for Hard Drive

IT'S HAPPENING

>thinner than x
oh boy le thin meme again

>>58341222
Will it bend?

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>>58341149

>A fucking TV
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO ONE CARES

Xiaomi is no longer a generic brand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6HjJqA4dxw

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Compare to phones, it's actually a TV

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>Mi TV 4

Samsung, LG, Toshiba, Sony... on suicide watch!

>>58340679
7-8 at least.

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>>58341241
"i can't afford that, it's shit!"

>shipping TV from China will cost fortune
>smart feature will work only on China
Fuck them

>>58340324
I'm here to enquire about this stuff

>>58341106

>camera to see you

>air purifier to smell you

>vacuum to taste your discarded skin cells

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Holy shit... HAL9000 in your home!

>a tv

So it's like Windows 8?

>>58341283
mi already have a TV, if you're in Russia you can get it off Aliexpress for $300 shipped. If you wanted it shipped elsewhere it's like $600 all in

$300 is such a bargain, wish i was russian

>>58337695
I ordered a par and even if its good or shit im aaying it did not arrive and im getting my money back

>>58341309
>go to electronics store
>buy a Samsung 82 inch OLED TV for €300
>don't have to bother with any shipping whatsoever

>>58341338
>buy a Samsung 82 inch OLED TV for €300
>wake up and cry
>it was all a dream

>>58341283
Why would you want a smart TV anyway? To brick in the middle of a firmware update so you can't watch your shows? To display popup ads while you're trying to watch soccer? To sell your information to advertisers and the Chinese government?

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Composite in 2017?

>>58341338
I paid 250€ of my 40" non botnet Sony TV from local store.

>>58341351
>Why would you want a smart TV anyway?
To collect every xiaomeme!

>>58341349
Eh, nope. I was really surprised it was that cheap. It was the first TV I actually had to buy myself and had no idea about how TV prices progressed over the years. And there's really no catch. No lag, clear and crisp visuals, no smart TV bullshit.

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>>58341338
>go to electronics store
>buy a Samsung 82 inch OLED TV for €300
>realise it has no features
>it's not even modular
>hugo barra doesn't even have one
>it's not IoT
>kill self

>>58341387
Stupid frogposter

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>>58341365
>not even component port

>>58341290
Check Ruizu or Benjie on aliexpress

>>58341386
Pics or didn't happen

That wobble, I guess it is inevitable.

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>>58341386
a 48" costs $449, how can you get an 80" for $300?

>>58341365

>no optical audio connection

T R A S H
R
A
S
H

IT'S LIKE I'M LITERALLY IN THE PAST

I want to buy a FPGA for electronic prototyping. Can you recommend me some?

>wobble wobble

kek

>diaomonds

>>58341446
I think he's confusing inches and cm

>>58341430
>>58341446
Oh god I'm fucking retarded. I meant CENTIMETERS, not inches. Sorry. Went to bed way too late yesterday.

>>58340226
Are you a child?

Well that was fucking pathetic. they blew it completely.

They didn't even say anything about the mi6

reeeeeeeeee

>>58341290
Just use your phone like a normal person.

>>58341526
Too soon for Mi6

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>tfw don't know which earphone meme to buy into
Had Zircons but they broke. Thinking about the UiiSii HM7 but I just don't know, tbqhwyfams

Smart TV features are.fucking useful you technology hipster fags

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>>58341485
Do people in EU measure their TV's in cm?

>>58341542
I just don't know what to do man. My phone is slowly dying on me. I'm contemplating on buying a redmi 4 prime, unlocking it, flashing xiaomi.eu and rooting it to block the botnetshit.

>>58341547
Xiaomi Hybrids Pro HD

>>58341547
For me it's the Eiaosi X6, the best Chinese in-ear monitors.

>>58341579
both

>>58341547
If i were you i'd get either the boarseman CX98 or Joyroom E103.

>>58341579
Usually inches is the dominant measurement but it's always listed in cm somewhere else too (for "old" people who don't give a fuck about inches). But Samsung decided to plaster 82 all over the box but obviously in cm which messed me up.

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>DAZZLE IN DIAOMONDS

>>58341616
>Samsung
Not even once

>>58339767
Enjoy your patient zero status.

>>58341635
wobble wobble

>>58341635
How did they fuck up so bad?

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>>58341590
>>58341591
>>58341601
This is what I mean desu. Not to mention that infographic and that review website and...
Just want to listen to some Bach cantatas desu but I don't want to feel like I chose wrong.

>>58339792
Wuuuuuuut?? Same also for Everbuying which is Gearbest sister site. Fucking chinks I have GB points on some accounts.. and nothin' to buy.

Huawei presentation is at 2:00 PST.
Hopefully it will be as boring.

>>58341692
http://www.gearbest.com/living-appliances/pp_605960.html

>>58341635

Well if you're so fancy what's the Chinese word for diamond, without looking it up?

>>58341547
Have used the zircons and the UiiSii and they sound pretty similar, go for them anon

Best VR headset for max 12.50$?

Anyone here knows anything a out kz zst pro? How are better than regular zst?

I'm looking for facemasks/pollution masks. I figure who would know better than the Chinese, lel.

I live in a town where during the winter months we get a blanket of pollution that covers the entire city and it's gotten so bad that we've had some days in the past where we've set records for our bad air in the past.

N95 masks that can block PM2.5 are commonly recommend here. Looking for recommendations on masks that can be picked up from these Chinese shops.

>>58340721
Oh nice, wanted to double-check since i'm getting 9h SoT with 36% battery remaining and wi-fi on 24/7.

>>58341827
Wow, that sounds nasty. Where do you live?

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>>58341827
http://www.gearbest.com/headsets/pp_288915.html

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>>58341845
>only 9 hours
Pathetic.

What is the best phone I can get for around £300? Currently have an iPhone 6 Plus but giving it to my dad as he currently has a really shit phone.

>>58341939
Zuk Z2 Pro 6/128.

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>>58341995
Can confirm, it's a really good phone. Using one right now.

>>58341939
Zuk z2 pro

>>58341939
>>58341995
>>58342027
Thanks for the suggestions but scrap what I said. I need something for under £300, most I can go is £320.

>>58342105
Isn't it $280 now?

>>58341763
Seconding this question

>>58342105
https://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-zuk-z2-pro

£270

>>58341291
>rice to be cooked soon to be inside you

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>>58342105
Where are you looking?

>>58341907
Midvale, Utah. Right in the Salt Lake City Metro area. I've never had breathing problems until inversion season (winter pollution) a few years ago.

>>58341912
>Bluetooth audio
I'd rather suffocate

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>>58342142
Whoops, that's 64GB. But 128GB is still under 320€

>>58341925
>8w
Man i'd like a phone with a stupidly huge battery but the oukitels have shit hardware.

>>58342147
Your'e a small guy.

Would you rather get the redmi 4 pro or the mi 5?

>>58340912
If you haven't noticed then majority of people here are shilling for $3 in-ears that sound like tin-cans. Sound quality is literally the last thing they worry about.

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>>58341690
Dzat DF-10 are good and there's a coupon to get them for cheaper on Ali right now. 5 stars on Audiobudget.com.

https://youtu.be/GNOb4TW-7J0

https://audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=DZAT&id=DF-10

>>58341755
Zuanshi like Comfy's alarm clock.

>>58342429
>implying that one buttmad autist is the majority

>>58342429
>majority of people
It's one guy, there's been more negative reviews of Eiaosi with pictures to prove authenticity than positive but he keeps on shilling regardless. Check the archives.

>>58342513
Lmao no. Some anon reviewed them to be as good as KZ ATE, another said they're almost as good as V-Moda remotes.
The fuck you on about? It's just one autist who keeps crying out that they're shit.

>>58342549
Do I have to link all the reviews from the archives AGAIN? All you'll do is ignore the post but I'll do it if you're going to be a lying stubborn bitch.

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Xiaomi brain implants when?!

I want my child connected to the Mi Home app.

>tells you where your child is
>tells you if it's sick
>teachers can update you on grades

It's the future.

>>58342549
The guy who compared them to the V-moda said Eiaosi are nowhere close in quality, you just cropped that part out in a green text last time.

>>58342580
I am waiting Mi Glasses.

>>58342576
t. Lying stubborn bitch

Don't make me link the reviews you whiny bitch.

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>>58337007
>>58337532
>>58337845
>>58338005
>>58338063
>>58338271
>>58338321
>>58338348
>>58338389
>>58338438
>>58338480
>>58338494
China is an amazing country, has the oldest culture, and probably the deepest understanding of what it means to be human and the most ideal examples of human beings living there. Think about that the next time you show disrespect.

>>58341763
>>58342122
Xiaomi VR

>>58342675
Fuck off you chink loving subhuman worker ant with no independent thought like all stinky chinks.

>>58342675
shoo shoo stinky chink

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>>58341827
Xiaomi Air Wear Anti-haze Face Mask, of course

>>58342593
>>58281284
>Coming from vmoda remotes, I'm surprised at the sound quality of the eiaosi x6. It's not as good as the remotes, but it's not as far behind as $3 earphones are supposed to be. Bass is just right, powerful without being overpowering, mids are okay but a little weak, and treble is very nice as clear.

>It's not as good as the remotes, but it's not as far behind as $3 earphones are supposed to be.

Yeah, I'd say they're pretty good for $3 earphones.

>inb4 cherry picking parts of his review
I linked the post so go read it yourself faggot.

Eiaosi X6 is probably the best value earphones right now and your whining bitchy ass won't change that.

>>58342606
It would be a miracle of engineering if $3 heasphones could sound as good as $15-25 headphones.

I don't think people would be brave enough to come into this thread and say they're bad. Fuck, now I want to order them to see what the fuss is about.

Budget audio guy needs to hurry up and do a review.

>>58342717
Wow! Functional AND stylish.

Is there anything Xiaomi can't do?

>>58342276
I value battery life over performance so I'd take the Redmi 4 Pro. The SoC in it is still good for anything I'd think to do on a phone

>>58342719
I know you've done your very best to bury it but you're ignoring the expose from the IEMfag last thread who owns everything.

>>58328820

Your Eiaosi is shit and your miserable existence on neetbux is shit. Faggot.

>>58342752
>The SoC in it is still good for anything I'd think to do on a phone
You mean you don't want to game and get some sick frags on your smartphone?

>>58342115
>>58342169
Was looking at Gearbest.

>>58342126
Thanks for the link.

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>>58342675
TAIWAN #1

>>58342752
I heard the redmi 4 pro doesn't use gorilla glass? Which means I'd have to get a screen protector I guess.

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>>58342729
>budget audio guy needs to do a review
Ikr.

All good reviews are from the same store though, and he only sells with the microphone. The autist bought one without a microphone for god knows whatever reason so it's his own fault for trying to be a special snowflake.

Protip: the cheapest Eiaosi X6 is the one with the microphone

>>58342770
>going out of your way to buy the one without a mic and spending extra
>exclusively using only the stock eartips despite being told repeatedly by /csg/ members that they have a bad seal and you can get much better sound quality with 50c memory foam tips
Idiot.

Pic related is another review. A third the price of the ATE, 70% the Audio quality.

Better bass, worse mids. Trading blows.

>>58342770
>Eiaosishill can't even recognise his $3 meme in the line-up

AHAHA is this fag for real? Does he even own Eiaosi himself? Is this why he can't supply pics of them when asked?

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>>58342852
Here's a pic of my Eiaosi X6 next to my phone you faggot fuck

>>58342830
>trusting Windatica's picture review when he's admitted in discord he was rising when he made it

My fucking sides I can't stop laughing

>>58342830
The conclusion of that review is that you won't find better headphones for $3. But some people have more than $3 to spend.

>>58342880
Rusing*

>>58342871
Literal stock picture, are you even trying

>>58342880
Post proof or fuck off

>>58342881
Everyone has more than $3 to spend, but now for many it's unnecessary when Eiaosi X6 sounds so good for so cheap.

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>>58342880
>knowing the name of people on the discord
>going on the discord

>>58342966
His username is on the infographic you illiterate retard. He's infographic anon.

>>58342942
That is a very good point and I agree 100%

We're here to spend better, not wastefully.

>Everyone has more than $3 to spend, but now for many it's unnecessary when Eiaosi X6 sounds so good for so cheap

>>58343002
>>58342880
>admitted in discord he was rising on my dick
Okay.

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>>58342942
He's been sarcastically propping up the Eiaosi X6 to keep you shitposting like an autist.

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>>58343058
I don't think you understand what he meant. Your reading comprehension is way off.

>>58343002
It seems you are the illiterate retard because it isn't on it.

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>>58338660
Get rekt.

>>58338731
hey, i've used some chinese torque screwdrivers before
quality was actually pretty good

Reminder, old/new thread is here

>>58337011
>>58337011

Anons kept it alive, mods didn't delete it, might as well use it, lads.

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>>58343058
This is why discord got to go

>>58342580

>send your kid to study
>tell MiHome to directly stimulate the pleasure centres of his/her brain to encourage learning

l i t e r a l l y makes you think

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>>58343132
But if we get rid of Discord how will the permabanned members of our community plan their shitposting raids on the general?`

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>>58343096
American education everyone. Crack open a book sometime, retard.

>>58343202
Regularop does it for them already, how would discord change that?

>>58343192
Woah.

>change the mood of your kid with the MiHome app like in Do Androids Dream Electric Sheep?

>>58343221
I don't see that on the X6 picture review for some reason, could you point me to where on the picture review in >>58342830 that text appears?
Oh wait no you can't because you're just lying and there is no evidence whatsoever that my entirely honest and accurate picture review of the Eiaosi X6 was made by an underage troll on Discord.

>>58343231
Regularop is Tribit from the Discord. He's an integral part of their shitposting machine, but he is not a complete shitposting machine unto himself.

>>58343268
Are you literally retarded? He said in his original post he's infographic anon, that's windatica since he makes the infographic

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S58211793#p58213072

You're so fucking stupid, no wonder you think $3 earphones are good.

>>58343243

>when your kid's being shitty but it's OK because MiHome can suppress their consciousness and give operation of their body over to one of a wide range of readymade personality templates available on the MiHome App Store

>>58339792
Welp, guess I'm not using Gaybeast anymore. Good boy discounts were the only thing keeping me from going full Aliexpress

>>58339792

>mfw literally just spent all of my Goodboy Points today after not using Gearbest for a long time while being completely unaware of this new development

It's like I'm some sort of ghost whisperer

>>58343334
Infographic anon here, that proves literally nothing.
That's just my nom de plume for some of my content here, I haven't actually created any infographics.

>>58343337
>when you want to have sex with your wife so you use the MiHome app to make your kid go to sleep and turn off his audio and video
>when you want to go on vacation so you put your kid on hibernate for a week

>>58343423
>when an update goes wrong and your kid crashes

>>58343488
>when you flash a custom ROM on your kid but fuck up and get a bootloop

>>58342717
Xiaomi android bodyparts when?

>>58343536
>implying they don't already have them for the 1% of Chinese society
>implying the man who did the CES talk wasn't a Xiaomi android

What chink mp3/flac/ogg/opus player can I get with a long battery life, large amounts of storage, and physical buttons in a non-retarded layout?

At the moment I have a sony something; while the battery life is great (especially compared to the sansa clip), the library gets very choppy/laggy when displaying kanji. And while displaying album art is a bonus, I don't really care.

We're at bump limit so everyone get in here
>>58337011
>>58337011

>>58343377
I would like more people to confirm this. The only source until now is just the "fuck gearbest" hater. It wouldn't be the first time he edits stuff for shits and giggles. I didn't get such email, for example and I bet you didn't either.
(And if true, why so desperate? There are still three months until then and only the "old" points would expire.)