>tfw never had a pre internet brain

>>57800402
You never had a brain OP

>>57800402
;((

Reported for being underage.
Reported for announcing a report.

>>57800447
you are now aware people born in 98 can use this site

>7 million people and nobody is here
>7 million
Fucking normies

>>57800402
normies are so fucking pathetic. I'd laugh but it stops being funny when you realize we're all on the same sinking ship

>>57800415
/thread

>>57800402
This is a bad meme. I clearly remember the world before the internet, life was good, but it became much better with the internet in a number of ways.

This is like saying that you miss having a pre-telephone brain. Pointless. If you want to get away, just leave your devices behind and live the disconnected life.

Like, wow. We're slaves to Facebook. It's like the planet is literally empty.

Fuck normies that think they're deep.

This only reminded me of how much I hate Prince Ea for some reason.

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>tfw my pre internet brain is mostly dead

>>57800949
>two close buttons

>>57800465
WW3 when?

>>57800402
That illustration shows the actual problem. Mobile phones. The internet is fine it's just the stupd normal fags that have to shit it up.

#pretentious #attentionwhore #muhnostalgia

You can always go full Phillip Agre.

>>57800447
It's 2016

I remember the pre-internet days. I would spend my time turning over stones and marveling at the bugs underneath, or climbing trees, or kid's fact books.

That was so gay...

>>57800447
Kek I was born in 94 and I'm already here legally for 4 years

fite me grandpa

>>57800447

The internet as we know it started in 1991. That was 25 years ago. I basically lived in the internet ever since about 1996, when my family got a computer.

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>>57800402

this is today's nostalgia circlejerk

it is your choice what is on the phone. if you are stupid, it will be something stupid. That is not the internet's fault.


>>57804486
You need to do what this anon is doing, and actually remember "what is was like" instead of saying, "muh good ol' days".

>spend hours in library
>book may not even be there
>no search function
>no idea what it's about until you read the whole thing


Alternatively, stop whining and go join some bbs or irc circlejerk. You have to either do one, shut up, or fuck off. making gay little infographics about how you're a modern contrarian warrior doesn't solve your psuedo-problem

>>57805850
The issue is really that normalfags use very stimulating websites and apps that drive their dopamine levels in to a spin. And the brain adjusts to this dopamine kick in the same way as every other addiction.

So yes, they are fucking up their brain through web use, but it's the web they are using that does this.

>>57806190
No.

>>57806190
you were born in 1999?
you do realize the internet already existed in 1999, right?

>>57805277
What the fuck?

>>57806190
>Born in 99
MODS

>>57800402
I don't understand what's so hard for these people to just get off their phones instead of bitching on their phone about being on it.

Like I saw some shit online of like a box that people put their phones into at the dinner table or whatever. The problem is clear, and it's not the phones, it's the socialization of those people. I would never ever in my life take my phone out while at the dinner table. Can't believe people with such weak wills and principles exist.

>>57806298
Even worse are the people that take their phone to the shitter, touch their phone with their shitridden hands and then go to the kitchen and put the phone on the kitchen counter or the dining room table.
Makes me sick.

It's still too new.
We're living in the middle ages of smartphones.

>>57806259
MODS = PRINCESSES

>>57804848
>born in 94 and I'm already here legally for 4 years
I'm a '95 faggot and I've been here since I was 12.

Since I was trying to be le cool edgy anonymous, it was mostly weird porn and dumb shit on /b/. I'm all sorts of fucked in the head now (especially in bed), but get along surprisingly well in society.

>>57800402
>Technology has driven us apart
>YET EVERYONE IS USING TECHNOLOGY TO COMMUNICATE
Wow. It's almost as if society is retarded.

Born in '85. Originally SA goon who migrated to 4chan in 2003. Truth is, I'm only nostalgic for times when memes came slower and in less number. Also more content was acceptable back in the day. There's been a lot of censorship which is disappointing.

>>57800402
"DISCOUNT" hahah

>>57800465
They immediately corrected it.

>>57806369
>touch their phone with their shitridden hands

Shitfear is hilarious. Too bad I don't work with you. I have great fun with explaining how the sense of smell works, and that when I fart in a workplace and you breathe it microscopic particles of my shit settle in your sinuses and on your tongue therefore if you smell my shit you are eating my shit and some portion of my shit is incorporated into your body.

Smell my shit, become my shit.

Also look up FDA animal shit limits for your food. Shit is everywhere. If you are a racist we can get into how much shit and other bodily emissions you cannot avoid consuming from those you despise.

>people will generally pick instant gratification
>Will take the path of least resistance


Born in 83, I remember when Win95 came out and how of a deal it was.

>installing dos first
>so you can install cd drivers
>so that you can install Win10 from a CD

>>57807744
Are you me?

>>57800591
>it became much better with the internet in a number of ways.

lmao shut up kid.

>>57808283
Depends, what're your fetishes and how often does the though of pulling the trigger casually cross your mind?

>>57800402
Fuck pre-mobile and pre-web
>meeting up with people in a foreign city
>waited for two hours
>they finally come
>they asked what kept me
>they had waited on the other side of the wall for two hours

But it wasn't all bad:
>be out on the town with friends
>"where do you want to go?"
>*pointing* "dunno, how about that place"
>go and have some drinks

Now it's:
>let's check Yelp
>how about that place
>no it only has four stars
>how about this one
>no someone said the onion rings are dry
>how about that one
>ok but it's four miles away
>we could get a lyft
>fuck that, it's 100% prime time
>how about uber
>oh sorry guys this took five hours so I have to go now

>>57805277
why, why am i laughing at this. i know what level of irony you're operating on, it's fucking dumb that this made me laugh

>>57805277
we've gone full circle now

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>>57805277
Time is a flat circle
>Time is a flat circle
Time is a flat circle
>Time is a flat circle
Time is a flat circle
>Time is a flat circle
Time is a flat circle
>Time is a flat circle

>>57806369
Being exposed to shit bacteria is good for your immune system.

These people who sterilize everything are the ones who die when they finally catch a semi-potent flu bug.

>>57802557
This is true. If there weren't any smartphones 90% of normies would vanish from the internet. Nobody but sad neets and overworked nerds want to spend their time sperging out in front of a computer in their spare time.

>>57808340
To be fair pre-internet not half of the bars were run by sleazy moroccans where half the food might give you food poisoning, so just choosing a random one wasn't that big of a deal

>>57800402
What the fuck is this trash? I'm only 20 and I'm getting rid of my smart phone really soon. I just bought an 11 inch laptop and an iPod classic not too long ago. Smart phones and a lot of mobile devices in general are stupid. All I want is an iPod for music. I won't miss any of the shitty apps or the underpowered angry birds CPU.

Google is my brain now

I don't do math, I just type the problem into the search bar, hit enter and the answer shows up.

I don't try to remember, I just type "that movie with black robots imdb" and it gives me a list of cast and crew for District 9

I can't wait until consumer tech exists that can read my thoughts so i don't even have to type to "think".

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>tfw you experience separation anxiety when you don't have your phone on you or can't get online

>>57805277
this is some next-level shitposting

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>>57805277

>>57810328
kys

>>57805277
what did he mean by this

I'm a leading edge Millennial. I feel very lucky to be born when I was. I spent my early childhood buried in books, and didn't get broadband at home until I was in my teens.

>>57805277
kek'd

...wtf

i started using the internet when i was 6 at 1994. i don't know if i can say i've had a pre internet brain, although, at the same time, i had dial up for a long time and couldn't be online most of the time until i got cable. i can't really remember when that was though

>>57811359
This

>>57800402
i think there was a cooler element to having books instead of the internet. it meant that certain photographs and information were hard to come by.

>baby boombers & Gen X'ers try to feel better about their sad boring childhoods
lol
im a 90's baby btw

>>57800402
>this hits me right in the feels

fuck this whole generation

>>57811457
fuck every generation

>>57811666
97 bongo here

I spilled a cup of juice when the dialup sound played according to my parents

>>57811417
fuckin hipserts

>>57805277
made me cry/10

>>57800460
GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT. 98 was yesterday...

>>57805277
I am pride of you, /g/.

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>>57805277
5-dimensional shitposting

>>57805277
>chan makes memes
>normies steal memes
>Normies get tired of memes
>chan reclaims them

huh

>>57813346
>normies
>>>/v/
>>>/pol/
>>>/r9k/

>>57805277

I wish you had a pre reddit brain

>>57813362
A lot of you faggots think python is the greatest programming language in the world. /g/ is normie enough.

>>57813370
>/g/
>python
This place is only to jokes about C and Lisp.
Pythons just make sense you are talking about pantusu.

>>57813369
I wish a pre-shitpost brain.

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>>57813346
memes inherit the earth

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>>57813450
>that one anon who reads your mind when you didnt think anyone would have gotten it

Bless you

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>>57813463
>Bless you

Right back at you. I love that movie.

>>57813513
its not jurassic park

>>57813522
I know the gif isn't. But the reference was.

>>57813513
>loli can into system V
wut

>>57813544
She's a self-proclaimed hacker and the other kid is obsessed with biology. The 'tism is strong in that family.

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>>57813544
>loli

She was 14 in that movie; she's 37 now. Pic related.

>>57813585
>37

holy shit

>>57813585
looking pretty good for being almost 40.

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>>57800402
>pre internet brain being superior to one that had access to all of humanity's common knowledge.
>mfw

>>57813696
Scott Walker best Walker

>>57802557
/thread

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>>57813696

>>57805277
Oh god it feels like 2006 again and I can un-ironically enjoy this. Thank you for my first laugh of the past 24 hours.

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>>57805277
s-shit

I did it sucked I prefer the brain I have now where I can supplement it with Google results

>>57813783

>pentabytes

Top sekrit Pentagon size designation I've not heard of before?

>>57813940
>you are now aware people born in 98 can use this site
pls leave

>>57805277
What level of irony is this?

When they say 'internet' they mean 'facebook'.

>>57814705
full retard level

>>57808315
Most shit you'd see on /d/

Very spontaneously but not too frequent

>>57813301
No yesterday was the 2nd you nigger

>>57805277
>>>/leddit/
>>>/out/
>>>/cm/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/

Just use the compooters less and read books more

>>57805850
>be me
>in elementary school library
>year 2000, right before school district database was installed
>using card catalog
>finally find the section that should have the book I want in it
>go over it five times trying to find the card
>call over librarian
>she can't find it
>library is closed for three days straight
>school calls in superintendent's office to audit the entire library
>some dumb first grader put the card back in the wrong place
Yeah, I'm never going back to pre internet again. The botnet can be dealt with when the time comes.

>>57813783
a wild picardía

>>57806259
MODS = GODS

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>>57813940
1 pentabyte = 5 bytes

>>57805277
underrated

>>57818150
Or make Finland autistic again era

>>57805277
tip top kek

>>57811278
I'm already dead inside

>>57808113
My respect, oldfag ! The only not-degenerated person on this /thread

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>>57816450
I think you should be the one going back, pal

>>57800402
>internet is bad meme
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57807744
>>57808283
There's probably more people than you think that are like this.