/csg/ Chink Shit General

>tfw ur pic got edited into the op pic
wew

first for I hope Vicky died in the typhoon

bought a xiaomi redmi 3

what to expect?

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>>56609910
Thanks for the pic m8
It was either that or this one from BBC
The other one worked better for the text-

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QC2.0 Car Charger for $4 @ GB
Seems legit
http://www.gearbest.com/car-charger/pp_306771.html

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>>56609888
>Anon gets a huge chink load

>>56609918
hope you got the pro 3gb/32gb version

also, where'd did you order it?

Do NOT buy chink razer heads.

Got some last week from GB since I didn't feel like overspending on Gilettes anymore, worst mistake of my life.
The shave that they give is godawful, coarse, and overall unpleasant.

Either use an electric razer or buy a shavette

>>56610012
Goldway from Aliexpress.
Any specific reason for getting the pro version instead? I have the normie-version, since I wasn't planning on gaming with it or nothing, just communication and music, maybe a little web browsing when neccessary.
Probably still going to be an upgrade from my iPhone 4.

My Banana Pi (first model) arrived earlier today, along with a case and a sata cable.

The packaging was, as is pretty much standard for chink shit, incredibly basic, but at least they had the courtesy to use antistatic bags.

The cable (from Gikfun iirc) works so far, but I'm a bit wary of the durabilty, plus it's a bit hard to plug into your drive.

The case is rather nice, it's just black with rounded edges. It's got openings for all the appropriate ports, including some on the top for the GPIO, serial console, camera ribbon, and LVDS ribbon. The buttons work fine, and everything fits in the case right. It's even got the PCB elevated with vents and mounting holes on the bottom. My only complaint with it is when you put in the PCB, you have to push pretty hard to get the latches to snap it in, and the opening for the microUSB port makes it so some cables can't quite fit. Overall a great product, was p cheap too.

The board itself: My first impression is that it's gonna break if I handle it wrong. The thing is seriously thin and has an uncomfortable amount of give. While putting it into the case, I didn't have any problems, however it's still a bit concerning. Another issue I had is that the yellow RCA video out doesn't work for me. It may very well be a problem with my software setup (U-boot + NetBSD), but I wouldn't be surprised if the jack's just screwed. Aside from those things, it's a pretty nice little board for ~$30. It's got the same stuff as a base model RPi, but also an IR receiver, SATA port, a separate USB OTG port, and a serial TTL console interface. There's full specs on the website. Software wise, it's about on par with the RPi. There's a bunch of specialized ported GNU/Linux distros, and (seemingly) full support for NetBSD, and WIP support for FreeBSD. Overall it's a great budget SBC, it's been pretty painless to set up so far. I'm going to use it as a seedbox with occasional ftp and http stuff so we'll see how that goes. Pics and links coming soon.

>>56610085
I bought a safety razor for like 1 buck that was really okay.

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I was having this conversation on the smartphone thread but it died and I can't find the new one.

I did the frequency checks and I got https://www.frequencycheck.com/carrier-compatibility/N5ozs4w/gionee-w909-td-lte/vodafone-italy and pic related for willmyphonework.

Basically the conclusion is that I should avoid buying this phone because it might/will not work with my carrier, correct?

>>56610087
enjoy no custom roms and shit battery life

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>>56610125
It'll be fine. My Nexus 5 is missing band 1 from optus, so was my redmi 3. Both got 4g perfectly fine. Nexus even has 4g now

>>56610138
What does missing bands means for me as user?

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>>56610127
The non-pro model has the same battery capacity, same chipset, same screen and is only missing a couple features, what gives then?

>>56610161
Depends on whether you got the MTK or the Snapdragon normal version

if you got the SD one, you did good, if not, ya goofed

>>56610125
i telefoni cinesi funzionano perfettamente con vodafone e tim
>qsq wind

>>56610161
if you bought the snapdragon version it's the pro version

http://www.phonearena.com/phones/compare/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro,Xiaomi%20Redmi%20Note%203/phones/9877,9803

>>56610157
You'll get weaker reception in some areas iirc, but it's really insignificant. As long as your device supports one band it'll connect just fine. My Nexus has no issues on 4g in the 3 years I've owned it

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>>56610180
Can I tell the difference somehow before I get my hands on the phone?
Vendor, price, anything?

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>>56610196
yeah

>>56610217
send us the link

>>56610217
go to your transaction screen shot on aliex

if you got the mediatek version, then you unfortunately got cucked

>>56610217
that gsmarena link is misleading.
this is the non-pro version http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_note_3_(mediatek)-7769.php

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Banana-Pi-SATA-cable-Banana-Pro-HDD-Cable-Banana-Pi-hard-disk-cable-Connect/32272325821.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.94.hPMhc5&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_2_10057_10065_10056_10068_10055_10037_10067_10054_10069_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=22ba83d8-3a45-4449-bdce-ad83a9cf07b1

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Original-Banana-PI-Dual-core-1GB-Memory-10-100-1000-Ethernet-SATA-interface-powerful/32229902441.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.22.qdGofU&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_2_10057_10065_10056_10068_10055_10037_10067_10054_10069_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=b166be63-5486-4b11-bb2c-2396300b2399

https://www.amazon.com/Quality-Black-Banana-Access-assemble/dp/B00SEG2I4S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473927887&sr=8-1&keywords=banana+pi+case

Pics here:
imgur.com/a/4D7IS
$50 well spent imo

>>56610196
I'm not talking about the note-versions, but the normal 5" screened ones. I can't find any notes on there being a Mediatek-chipset in the Redmi 3, only Snapdragon 616 it seems. (Note 3 Pro has Snapdragon 650)

>>56610240
Meant to reply to >>56610090, sorry

>>56610237
no really, the Pro moniker isn't even used my Xiaomi themselves

See:
http://www.mi.com/en/note3/

It's just called the Note 3, but it has the SD650

also see >>56610226

>>56610247
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-3-Metal-Body-Mobile-Phone-16GB-ROM-Snapdragon-616-Octa-Core-5-0/32593665671.html

this is what I bought, says Snapdragon right there.

>>56610205
Thanks

>>56610181
Grazie.

>>56610276
>720p

kek

>>56610085
are chink electric shavers any good?

>>56610276
>Snapdragon 616
you should be good, assuming the listing is legit
>>56610290
>$110

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>>56610290
Why would I need a bigger resolution on a 5" screen? As stated, it's for communication, interwebs and music.

Right now I have an iPhone 4, so I doubt it'll be a downgrade in any possible way.

>>56610303
>being poor

>>56610312
where do you think you are

are you lost?

>>56610312
You know this is /csg/ right?

>>56610321
sorry you cant afford nice things

>>56610312
did you really just come into the capital of the poor on /g/ and ask someone if they're poor

>>56610312
>>56610321
>>56610326

>not paying $45 for shipping like i did and getting in 13 days

>>56610339
What shipping did you get and what country are you from?

I paid $15 for DHL and I'm from amerifat

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>>56610339

>expedited shipping
>$45
>2 weeks

>>56610339
>paying almost half the price of the phone for shipping
nigguh

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>>56610339
All hail the king of cheap chink shit and wasting money.

>>56610328
It's why we're in this thread bucko

>>56610339
>2 Weeks

Are there any exciting new meme sex toys? I ordered this one myself, I'll be interested to see how it turns out:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Medical-Themed-Toys-Kit-Electric-Shock-Penis-Rings-and-Electro-Shock-Anal-Butt-Plug-penis-extender/32687022416.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.127.ShQcAf

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>>56610339

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>>56610339
>paying for chink shit shippig
>13 days

>>56610339
you get 12-20 days with ePacket for free or for 2-5 dollars

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>>56610339
>$45 shipping
>2 weeks

>>56610339

oyyy veeeeyyyyyyyy

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>>56610339
>be mainland poorupe
>get free shipping to my doorstep in 10-12 days everytime without fail
>this fucking guy
>pays $45 and gets slower speed shipping

>>56610482
>>56610481
>>56610443
>>56610440
>>56610430
>>56610429
>>56610383
>>56610357
>>56610350
>>56610355
>>56610349

That's how the prices are in Romania.

It's probably because fucking horse mounted gipsies attack DHL trucks to steal shit

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>>56610491
>romanian gypsy
>complaining about theft

>>56610491
DHL should get armored trucks in Romania

>>56610496

0/10

>all americans are fat
>all romanians are gipsies

What is a good store on Ali to get a xiaomeme meme pad 2 from?

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>>56610491
>horse mounted gipsies

I'm crying

>>56610508
where do you think you are?

Please reccomend the defacto chink tablet. Must be windows 10.

Regards

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>>56610491
>horse mounted gipsies attack DHL trucks

Did anyone in the UK watch Fake Britain the other day? They were focusing on a few things and one was fake Chink memory cards. This thread was the first thing I thought of when I watched it.

Now to my question, anyone gotten themselves an Inctel/Mikrotik/Unbranded firewall from Aliexpress? Been looking for a pfSense box and there's 4 and 6 NIC boxes for less than £200 available. The other option is I build something myself, but when you try and source a board with a low power chip that supports AES AND has a full bandwidth x4 PCIe slot for a used Intel NIC from eBay, you're talking stupid money.

>>56610536
Xiaomeme MiPad 2

has both Android and Windows

>>56610523
>>56610491

TOP FUCKING KEK

>>56610547
>fake Chink memory card
what does this even mean
do retarded britbongs not realize that 90% of all memory cards are made in the same types of factories

>>56610085
Or get a decent safety razor. Bought 200 derby(turkish) razor blades for ~6€, they last long, shave really well, no irritations. Worked for me, maybe it'd work for you too.

https://my.aliexpress.com/wishlist/shared.htm?groupId=3107770401

Some nice deals on bulk electronic components

>>56610536
Three get mentioned often. Teclast X98 variants (the Plus II right now, perhaps), Chuwi Hi10, and the Mi Pad 2.

>>56610562

has either windows or android

>>56610569
fake as in the real capacity is far less than that advertised

>>56610584
yeah, that

>>56610578

check Techtablets' review

>>56610569
>what does this even mean
>do retarded britbongs not realize that 90% of all memory cards are made in the same types of factories

Watch the program. And if you think memory cards can't be faked, you're the retarded one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgkV0kmdL8&feature=youtu.be&t=25m50s

>>56610591
who even cares
overprivileged baby boomer brits?
fuck those cunts

>>56610604

If you value your data you would care.

>>56610613
>boohoo granny lost her grandson's baby pictures because she cheaped out
retards have only themselves to blame

>>56610613
>implying basement dwelling loners on 4chan buying cheap chink shit have cherished memories and photographs stored on memory cards

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/UNO-R3-CH340G-ATmega328P-compatible-for-Arduino-UNO-R3/32523366108.html?spm=2114.01010108.3.30.MxrrJA&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_2,searchweb201603_4&btsid=fde82bc2-fa8d-4c4f-84f9-50782d2042f8

$3USD Arduino Uno R3 clone

>>56610622
all those waifu pics are important

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Ordered a wrist rest for my tkl. They can't possibly fuck up a wooden block, right?

>>56610640
>They can't possibly fuck up a wooden block, right?
You'd be surprised.

>>56610629
priorities

>>56610640
That does look fucked up as-is.

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>>56610640
>They can't possibly fuck up a wooden block, right

>>56610613
Who cares what some british plebs are scared of?

We test the damn memory cards and SSD. And we mostly just buy memesharks. Simple as fuck.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1555251?spm=2114.10010108.100005.4.gzwdaY

This store sells a lot of neat retro game stuff, like repro consoles, handheld versions of old consoles, and "6 Gorillion in One" cartridges, all for pretty good prices.

>>56610672
>We test the damn memory cards and SSD
No you don't. You rely on faith that it isn't fake with your limited high school age understanding on electrical engineering.

>>56610680
found the british pleb
don't like chink shit?
then FUCK OFF

>>56610692
Keep on keeping on kid.

>>56610698
can't wait until you british fucks finally fuck off from the EU so we can get shit done

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-New-2016-Mini-Glove-Pillow-Hot-Sales-Creative-Siesta-Pillows-Ostrich-Pillow-For-Travelling/32713861277.html?spm=2114.01010108.3.304.BozsOr&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_2_10057_10065_10056_10068_10055_10037_10067_10054_10069_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=24ecc507-641d-468c-9256-33f18bb7ba6c

Get yourself a trendy pillow helmet for just $12USD!

>>56610698
nobody wants you ignorant plebs in here complaining that some chinese stuff is fake shit

>>56610578
this one seems like the best bang for buck:
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_363113.html?wid=21

Watcha thunk?

>>56610712
>nobody wants you ignorant plebs in here complaining that some chinese stuff is fake shit
Better to remain in ignorance.

>>56610680
No, you don't need a computer engineering degree, you blistering retard.

Test with f3 or something on your Gentoo Linux. Or manually create a file with the right size with dd from urandom, run a sha-256 or md5 sum, copy it on and off, create sum again, compare.

H2testw is commonly used on Windows.

Apart from that, we have dozens of people who tested their damn shark - they're not fake and only very rarely damaged.

>>56610491
KEK

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Does the Xiaomeme Redmeme Note 3 accept 64gb Sandisk SDXC micro sd?

>>56610713
I don't really know where it is cheapest right now. But it looks okay enough, I guess?

You should probably also have a look at >>56610597.

>>56610729
Yes

>>56610729

yes

My xiaomi hybrids (white) cable became greyish from dirty hands because i use it at work.
What can i use without damaging the cable to turn it whitish again?

>>56610729
>redmeme note 3
You mean redmeme note 3 pro, right?

> sandisk
Hah! But yes. I don't think it will take exFAT though, you'll have to reformat it as vfat (TWRP / Linux) or FAT32 (Windows)

Fellow britbongs, is it cheaper to buy in USD rather than pounds?

>>56610575
Derby is pretty good.Atleast for me other brands irritated my skin like crazy.

>>56610751
The pro doesn't exist, only sellers call it that
see
>>56610226
and
>>56610250

Any way to install full blown Linux on the Xiaomi RN3P ?

>>56610750
hydrogen peroxide

>>56610773
no, only via chroot and VNC

also, why?

>>56610778
Why not?

>>56610751
How do I format it to FAT32? What the hell even is a FAT?

>>56610781
because that's not how phones work

only more popular devices get ports of something like Ubuntu Touch and even then it's a pain to port it over

>>56610781
>buy touchscreen phone
>wants to put on non-touchscreen friendly interface
just get an ultrabook

>>56610787
And?

>>56610793
Gnome and unity aren't touch friendly?

>>56610785
>What the hell even is a FAT?
your mom

>>56610785
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+format+as+fat32

>>56610797
The DEs might be (although Unity 7 isn't really)

the rest of the programs won't be

Enjoy clicking tiny as fuck menus

>>56610768
> The pro doesn't exist, only sellers call it that
I guess so, but the name kinda stuck.

It's extensively used in /csg/, on the MIUI forums etc. as alias for "Redmi Note 3 Qualcomm".

>>56610801

bursted in laughter at my workplace

10/10

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>>56610801
No... She's actually a 38 year old Asian woman who looks like she's in her 20s. I'm 18 and she has been mistaken as my older sister or girlfriend.

But seriously, would you just answer the damn question?

Pic related: it's me and my mom

>>56610808
>It's extensively used in /csg/, on the MIUI forums
then those people are wrong

>>56610785
Windows: in the format menu there is a drop down thing to select FS type
Choose "FAT32"

Loonix/Similar: either use GParted or read a lot of man pages for CLI tools

>>56610813
why does your mom have a beard

>>56610829
Kill yourself.

>>56610829
audible laughter

>>56610813
>But seriously, would you just answer the damn question?
Google it, you mong

also post nudes of mom

>>56610819
There's only exFAT. What do I do?

>>56610830
why so triggered?

>>56610815
Well, you can call it Redmi Note 3 Qualcomm instead.

Just don't shorten it to Redmi Note 3, that's basically always assumed to be the MTK variant.

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>>56610835
I don't have nudes of my mom and this is a blue board, but here's a girly picture of me instead.

t. Repressed MtF

>>56610846
>Just don't shorten it to Redmi Note 3, that's basically always assumed to be the MTK variant.
then the people assuming are wrong

>>56610813
Yeah, your mum's definitely FAT

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/IT-LINUX-VIM-Mens-Womens-Comfortable-Hoodies/32732199179.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.lWq9rv&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_2_10057_10065_10056_10068_10055_10037_10067_10054_10069_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=885605c3-be8a-455d-851f-175886b59f0b

>>56610840
Your mom is an ex fat

wait, no

>>56610851
Post it on >>>/b/ and put the link here

>>56610851
who are you and why are you posting selfies in my chinese dildo blog


post legs

>>56610861
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/EMACS-GNU-XEMACS-LISP-programmer-red-and-blue-logo-short-sleeved-T-shirt-men/2048564231.html

Any senpaitachi know what the deal with the $20 LEAP motions where?
I can't find them anywhere.

>>56610875
I actually just purchased this a week ago
gonna wear in public
if people ask what it is i'll say it's a band

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>>56610886

>>56610892
truuuu

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>>56610869
I have hairy legs

>>56610868
I already told you I don't have any nudes of my mom lol

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-China-Post-ISAZU-Truck-Car-Pull-Back-Flashing-Musical-15-5-7-5-5/32359157478.html

Now you can deliver pretend packages while you wait for your real ones!

>>56610902
>I already told you I don't have any nudes of my mom lol
post normal pics then

>>56610902
nice

no homo

>>56610910
Post yours. I'm into white women anyway

>>56610919
you first

and I have some yellow fever

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>>56610906
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/China-Post-Airlines-Airbus-380-16cm-airplane-models-child-Birthday-gift-plane-models-toys-Free-Shipping/32629550401.html

A fun China Post Registered Airmail airplane for your desk!

>>56610929
do they have tiny boxes so that I could reenact Chinese shipping?

>>56610929
>>56610906
I should make a shrine so that my packages don't get lost.

>>56610923
What uni did your mom/sisters attend?

>>56610941
that's irrelevant
post pics of mom

>>56610947
My older sis goes to Princeton, faggot. Fight me.

>>56610953
I don't care about your slut sister

post pics of mom

>>56610936
Unfortunately the plane is not that realistic. A shipping boat posted last thread had detachable containers though.

>>56610939
This is a great idea
If only I had money to do it

>>56610939
what if your shrine gets lost while it's on the way

>>56610986
nah, I'm good, thanks

>>56610991
Ok well what uni did she attend

>>56610973
pray to mao zedong that it may arrive on time

>>56610995
She was a Vietnamese goat farmer

>>56611003
I'm viet

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-72-Chinese-army-Soviet-JS-2M-heavy-tank-model-finished-sextant/32615645756.html

Don't forget to protect your factories and shipping vehicles!

I've got an Elephone p6000 that I need to restore in recovery mode because the settings is fucked.

When I try to boot into recovery mode I get a fallen robot and the message "no command"

What do? Anybody bought an Elephone and had this trouble before?

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>Decide to cut back on chink shit, hard
>All my stuff is out of China already

I bought this redmeme:

http://s.aliexpress.com/BVfqimiq

Is it alright or did I screw up?

>>56611046
hold down volume up and press power

something like that

Can you charge a surface pro 4 with a xiaomeme powerbank?

>>56610851
>MtF
Like you ever become a female, and not some faggot with a mutilated dick.

>>56611057
Yeah that's how I get into the boot menu, but when I select recovery mode I get the no command error.

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>>56610962
> Unfortunately the plane is not that realistic.
Hm, you're kinda right. They should have made the engine intake silver and better modeled the cabin and stuff like that.

>>56611069
do that in the recovery

>>56611078
O okay I'll give it a go. Thank

>>56611054

Why the underpowered version ? You fucked up


nah , you're good

>>56611100
>underpowered version
but it's the Qualcomm on?e

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/hobby-toy-universe-Spacecraft-1-48-Chinese-spacecraft-Shenzhou-number-and-tiangong-Space-station-docking-assembled/32379970787.html

Space shipping coming soon

>>56611110
literal drop shipping?

>>56611111
don't mind me

Is that why my USB flash drive and micro USB cord is taking so long? Fug.

>>56611109
No it isn't

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Solid-Shirts-Harambe-Face-T-shirt-Letters-Printed-Tshirts-Manmen-T-shirt-Mens-Clothing-Male-100/32725157955.html

Hi guys I just made my first csg purchase. I went for something cheap just to get a feel for it.

A remote controlled mouse for my kitty to chase. Hopefully he likes it, and it stops him from trying to bring mice into my house.

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>on /g/
>see chinkshit randomizer
>give it a spin
>pic

>>56611113
you've gotta pay return shipping though

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>>56611126

>>56611137
i like the normal one better

>>56611126
It is. The special edition is the same as the pro with extra bands and marginally wider body, I think.

>>56611135
Should I get a kitten? Never owned one before. Where do I buy one? What's the best breed?

>>56611139
I hope SpaceX will offer deals

>>56610851
Where did you get that shirt from?

>>56611054
custom roms won't work on this version

>>56611148
That's good. 650 is equivalent to the 808

>>56611137
>Randomizer
It's just a bunch of links that have to be submitted and approved
Or course it's going to be a bunch of weird shit

Ever faggot has to post "Le bike nuts XD"

>>56611165
see
>>56611148

>>56611135
> Hopefully he likes it
Probably.

> and it stops him from trying to bring mice into my house
No. You're new to cats, aren't you?

What you can try is a bling collar with reflections and absolutely not camouflage pattern and stuff - AFAIK they reduce their hunting success a little.

>>56611175
oh that's lame
figures that /g/ can't even make a random button right

>>56611151
Pet shop, Maine coon.

>>56611176
you can't install roms on the kate version (with band 20, international) that were built for the kenzo version (without band 20, original)

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>>56610090
Using it as a seedbox myself.
Also as a IRC bouncer and fileserver. Running Arch

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Dirty-Sprite-North-Korea-T-Shirt-Kim-Jong-Un-3D-Print-T-Shirt-Women-Men-Casual/32664314897.html

Be a Cool Kid(tm) with hilarious and ironic graphic tees!

>>56611207
nice ratio famm

Did you happen to have any luck with the yellow video out port?

>>56611229
Are these t-shirts any good? There's a bunch of edgy meme ones I want.

>>56611249
>edgy meme ones I want
kys

>>56611249
I haven't bought one yet
Feel free to post links to some, I need more in my wish list

>>56611255
No because who will sign for my chink shit if I'm dead?

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>there is no way to buy this
feels_bad_mang

Real USA size Meme Street 3D Sublimation print T-shirts Custom made plus size clothing
http://s.aliexpress.com/zIBVbMfa
(from AliExpress Android)

>>56611264
get all your packages

then kys

>>56611078
Hold power + Vol up at the no command screen right? No dice there. Just forces my phone to restart into regular boot.

>>56610962
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-DIY-container-vessel-electric-power-ship-model-can-be-in-surface-navigation/32381052807.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-Kaidiwei-Alloy-1-50-Oceangoing-Freighter-Container-Model-Six-Optional-Colors-Ornaments/32531528046.html

ship looks low quality sadly

>>56611246
Never tried that so no idea.
I got this for the real SATA port even though the Orange Pi was cheaper

>>56611307
Hold vol-

and tap power

just tap it

>>56611314
>$9 for pretend boxes
u wot

>>56611336
From power off?

>>56611330
yeah the sata was definitely the tiebreaker between banan and raspberr

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Is the BM-800 worth it? Do I need a mixer?

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/CSG/ YOUTUBE CHANNELS

Dirty Reviews - the granddaddy of them all and the man who brought us the Mixza shark meme.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - after losing his leg in an exploding chink shit accident, Unbiased dedicated his life to preventing another tragedy occurring.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - bird loving Brit, most well-known for BM-800 videos and cutting peppers with chink knives.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, pretty much a vehicle to make money off referral links
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

TechTablets - Still the best resource for chinky tablet and phone reviews with a ton of knowledge.
https://www.youtube.com/user/hendrickson

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them. So far they've accepted them all.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed by a bumbling migrant "from" Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, had to retire after his parents remortgaged their home so he could see Kanye West
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

SkeletonKeyStone - reviewed a chink Famicom then returned with a chink Game Boy Color clone review, soon to review Pokemon Cock edition
https://youtu.be/sYNUdQ-p4xA

>>56611151
go out see a small kitten take it home. Or your version of creglist for a free kitten.

>>56611346
from the no command screen

>>56611374
How do I find kittens near my home? Seems kind of rare

>>56611353
Yes
Yes, anything that will supply phantom power
https://youtu.be/YlkiN62XsXE

>>56611383
steal one

Got my xiaomi meme powerbank from everbuying for 10$, shipped within 11days.
Thanks to based anon >>56421758

>>56610764
Same here.

>>56611383
If there are no cats arund check your local ads for kittens. Usually people give free kittens when their cat gets pregnant accidental.

>>56611382
Nothing.
Tried vol+ and tapping
Vol- and tapping
Vol+ and holding
Vol- ans holding

Holding vol up and power makes my phone reboot into optimising android apps. Then it boots normally.

Holding vol down and power makes my phone reboot into PCBA mode. Whatever the fuck that is. And it's all Chinese.

>>56611385
thanks, so with the mixer cost its more efficient to get a snowball ice?

>>56611410
From whom? I can't exactly just steal a neighbor's kitten because I don't know which house has or doesn't have one.

>>56611443
>PCBA mode
pretty sure that's the recovery

gratz, you have a chinese recovery

>>56610929
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/China-Post-Airlines-Airbus-380-16cm-airplane-models-child-Birthday-gift-plane-models-toys-Free-Shipping/32629550401.html
Looks bad... so ugly infact that I almost wanna buy one for my dad.. he collects airplane models (not too much tho) just to see his reaction... probably we both try to make it fly over a fence towards a real plane. (why u read this?)

>>56611463
break into houses until you find one

>>56611353
>Is the BM-800 worth it?
Yes.

> Do I need a mixer?
Can be operated on 3.5mm, but it is certainly preferable to have phantom power and a mixer.

The thing I' using is a crappy Behringer USB mixer thing.

>>56611464
There are 4 options.
The first looks like some kind of scan, it shows me a picture of a cat.

The second and third are information tabs or something.

The last is reboot.

>>56611507
does the phone boot?

can you enable adb?

if so do

adb reboot recovery

just to check

>>56611521
It boots, but after I unlock the phone goes really buggy and settings app won't open.

How do I enable adb?
Also what is fastboot?

>>56611534
you have to enable adb through the settings


fastboot is an interface program that works while the phone is your in the bootloader interface

quadcopters and drones are fine but I can't find shit for underwater rov thingies on ali, except some turbines.

Is there no chink underwater robot/drone? ;_;

>>56611271
You'd have to go to a Xiaomi Store to get it.

Does anyone here take there chinkbuying to the next level by learning Mandarin?

>>56611576
没有

>>56611475
can you link me to that mixer?

>>56611576
This is a thread about exploiting stinky chinks, not trying to become one.

>>56611562
a brick and mortar one?
I looked on the chinese version of their online store and there were some nice usb plushies I never saw anywhere else before but I didn't know how to navigate

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>>56611585
fucking r.i.p.

>>56611556
Not sure if I enabled adb before my phone shit itself I'll try tho.

Can I use fastboot to do anything that might help?

>>56610339
dude, i bought shit from AE all the time and always pick free option and get it in 10 days 60%+ of the time

>>56611633
Fastboot is like the bios level for a phone, it lets you install a new OS

>>56611647
Oh nice. So I can use fastboot if I can't recover my phone the usual way?

>>56611678
You need to unlock the bootloader first, to do that you need the IMEI number from the phone and you put it through an unlocker on the manufacturers website.

You can get the IMEI by pressing *#06# on the dialpad or it's written on the box it came in, usually.

>>56611678
probably not

depends on the manufacturer

>>56611703
I didn't read the rest of the conversation. I just did the same thing last week.

>>56611597
This thing, but I am pretty sure I bought it a bit cheaper locally:

https://www.amazon.com/Behringer-302USB-BEHRINGER-XENYX/dp/B005EHILV4

>>56611703
>>56611710
It's an elephone. I have the imei.
I'll see what I can do. Cheers boys

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>>56611615
Fasttech has a lot of Xiaomi/Mitu merch though.

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10024959/5562905-authentic-xiaomi-mitu-mi-rabbit-mouse-mat

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10025566/5556300-authentic-xiaomi-mi-mitu-pilot-version-keychain

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10025566/5556101-authentic-xiaomi-mi-mitu-leather-version-keychain

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10025566/5556100-authentic-xiaomi-mi-mitu-trident-version-keychain

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10025566/3907100-authentic-xiaomi-mi-mitu-classic-version-keychain


https://www.fasttech.com/product/5556406-authentic-xiaomi-mi-mitu-sun-wukong-version-plush

>>56611822
god bless you

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Finally got my paecel TODAY!

I'm so excited I wonder what's inside

>>56611925
Top Trumps

I got my Ajazz mkb yesterday, I'll post pics and review it, its cool and all but dunno, I feel like mechs are overhyped, or maybe the switches are shitty.

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That's a Somake DAChina!

I Hope that hasn't the cheap version of the PCB

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>>56609888
Did I fuck up?

Just wanted cheap 1080p phone with super solid battery life.

>>56612011
So many good Chinese brands with lots of support, ROMs and reviews and you chose some vague cheap chink shit.

Why anon?

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Sadly Yes, but i Linda expected that

Will report audio quality ASAP™

>>56612024
Because 6000mAh battery, 1080p 5.5 inch, aluminum chassis, and software updates?

Okay boys. I got into the recovery menu with this gay phone.

I have a bunch of stuff stored on the phone itself, and not the SD card.

How can I back this up? There's a lot of pics I wouldn't like to lose.

Like I said before, once I unlock the phone, nothing works right. So it's practically impossible to move the files with ES Explorer or something.

>>56612075
you can without a custom recovery

>>56612086
I'm guessing you meant can't?
That's fucking gay. Oh well.

Thanks dude. And other dudes that helped. I really appreciate it.

FFS!
Ibuygou sends me a ticket saying they're wary of sending the damn phone to me because I live in a shit country. I reply saying that if they're not sending it, they should just refund so I can buy elsewhere.
Today they update the site saying that their office will be closed for the next 3 fucking days!? And they didn't even reply to my fucking ticket!
Fucking chinks!

>>56612092
I mean, you could check if there is one

>>56611760
On al MediaTek phones you can use SP Flash Tool to flash a custom recovery or full rom.

I don't think it even matters if the bootloader is locked or unlocked.

>>56612096
The fuck country do you live in that even China won't deal with you?

>>56612111
probably HUEHUEHUEHUEland

>>56612024
Such as?

Any with s 6000mAh battery?

>>56612121
Xiaomeme Redmi Note 3 w/ Snapdragon CPU

It's only got a 4000 mAh battery

but it gets fukken sweet battery life

>>56612111
These are my replies from two threads ago.
>>56599138
>>56599210

Fiddled wit it for around 5 minutes. Audio quality is lackuster especially in the low frequencies and is overall tinny; i dont know if it's possible to mod it to enhance the bass

Wouldn't buy again t/b/h

>>56612148
yea somake is a ded meme.

>>56612132
>8 hours SoT

Not bad,
But the oukitel gets over 13 hours.

Has Xiaomi updated it to marshmallow yet?

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Using BV6000s in access point mode to access the Internet from my Teclast Kindow.
The Kindow's antenna kinda sucks and can't pick up the school wifi.

>>56612163
idk, but you have CM13 and CM14 is in the works

Should I get RN3P with 2GB or 3GB? Does it make my phone more responsive or improve per-app performance?

>>56612183
3>2 , it improves the longevity of the phone.

>>56612183
get the 3GB

MIUI is a fucking RAM hog

>>56612092
what phone is it?

>>56612163
I have the Taiwan version and it's 6.0.1

>>56612180
Fair enough, but this was only 200 aud, I can easily upgrade next year to a phone with the latest android.

Flagships in aus tend to sell for over 1k here.

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>>56612200
>there are people here on /g/ - Technology who are using the stock spyware rom and not CM13
>there are people here on /g/ - Technology who have never rooted a phone or flashed a new rom

>>56612239
Nexus owner here

I did that once
Now stock is just fine with N for me

>>56612148
wait are you using to listen to music? kek

>>56612244
He's not talking about the Nexus dipshit, he's talking about chink phones with shit roms like MIUI

>>56612265
but the Huehuehuewei Nexus 6P is from china

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NEW $0.10 SHIT!!! It's Star wars key rings.

Stormtrooper
http://www.gearbest.com/key-chains/pp_337601.html?wid=21
coupon: THX-OZBW

Darth Vader
http://www.gearbest.com/key-chains/pp_337600.html?wid=21
coupon: THX-OZBB

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>>56612290
>Star wars

>>56612290
>$0.10 shipping
meh

>>56612316
>tfw $0.43 shipping on $0.10 item ;_;

Can anyone tell me the best chink wire strippers?

>>56612290
thanks man

>>56612316
>>56612332
>paying for shipping

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My Danbo's arrived. Really pleased with them.

>>56612348
Gearbest stopped having free shipping to my country -_-

>>56612363
what kind of shit hole you live in?

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>>56612316
>>56612332
>>56612348
There is no shipping costs, the item never goes down to 10c. It goes down to $0.66.

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>>56612290
Also available this plastic dart for $0.09.
http://www.gearbest.com/classic-toys/pp_366823.html?wid=21
Coupon: CLIPIT-OZB

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>>56612382
it depends on where you live

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>>56612382
I got it working third time applying, thanks anon!

>>56612392
do priority line shipping

>>56611558
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/MARIANA-MINI-SUBMARINE-RC-Submarine-RTR/32539625914.html

>>56612378
Fingolia

>>56612420
>that ducky
kek

>>56612382
I paid only 9cents

>>56612361
link please.

>>56612290
Thanks, I bought them only for the points.

>>56612501
get the fuck out of our chink thread with your drama

we have enought of that already

>>56612501
Get your shitty /g/ politics out of here

>>56612512
I don't think you'll get any points from that

>>56612543
You get points for confirming receipt and reviews with pictures.

>>56612543
You do if you make a written review with video. You get 80 GB points for that so over a dollar. That's how most of /csg/ scams up more money than they paid for the item.

>>56612543
you get for a revue, picture, video and order revue.

Floureon H101 for $9.99 with the coupon QCJGM
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_230472.html

>>56612578
>>56612580
damn, I almost forgot about GB reviews... I haven't bought from them a lot lately

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Was this a bad idea?

>>56612501
What was the point of this?

>>56612646
to remove everything from /g/ except maybe mech keys

>>56612501
/csg/ may as well not be /g/, 90% of the people here are underaged or students who don't care for tech and only want to penny pinch so they can stretch their allowance/student finance. Shill elsewhere

We should make a thread where owners of chink shit could review their stuff

>>56612669

eikite, Lietuvos Gaidys valgytojas

>>56612669
I agree, /csg/ should be in /biz/ and also there should be a thread for longterm reviews of chinkshit and also discord is cancer youtube referral links gearbest paypal Lithuania censored fingers in a toilet full of piss.

>>56612713
also mp3 players are useless

>>56612721
and youtube is cancer
referrals reeeeeeee

Coming from a Nexus 5, is the redmi note 3 pro camera THAT bad? Reading people bashing it it's the only thing keeping me from buying one

>>56609915
Not even first so she hasn't.

>>56612785
chinks are bad at cameras in general unless they're action cams. Phones are no different.

>>56612785
With enough light (outside at day) the camera is OK. But otherwise it is not the easiest task to get a shot that isn't blurry.

>>56612785
Yes, it's bad
Nexus one is definitely better... I still use that little guy for pictures or videos

>>56611597
>>56611748
I think you should get one with more channels

Usually the price difference is small and you have like 2(vs 1) phantom-powered inputs and 4 (vs 2) regular for 1/3 extra price

At least here in Europe

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3 packages turned up today

>Xiaomi Battery Pack 10000mAh
>Rapoo V500 RGB brown switches
>Game Boy shell

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Making new thread now.

>>56612950
Very nice, anon

>>56612479
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-hot-sale-anime-figure-PVC-doll-toys-Mini-Danboard-Danbo-PVC-doll-8CM-wonder-festival/32502964757.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.88.PgqJ8v

so if a buy 100 of really cheap chinkshit (<$0,40) and review them with a video, i will have 8000 goodboy points? basicaly spending $40 or less and geting $160.

somebody doing it? is there a catch?

>>56613065
>is there a catch?
the realisation your time is worthless

>>56613065
technically true but...
• there's not enought 10 cents items on GB
• you can use GB points only for 30% of your purchase

>>56613111
Nice trips

On an unrelated note, does anyone have experience with the yongsheng fountain pens?

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>>56613065
No catch other than wasting some/all of your time. Also they only let you review once for each product so you'd need to review lots of different cheap things.

Back in June there were dozens of 10 cent items on Gearbest and lots of /csg/ bought them all then made shitty reviews. Gearbest never rejects a video review even if it's a Russian slowly zooming on the product for 10 seconds. If you're NEET then go for it! Otherwise you can make a $1 faster by getting a job.

>>56613114
That's still an ADDED 30% off on top of already discounted chink shit, combine that with a flash sale and you've got yourself a unbeatable price.