/csg/ Chink Shit General

first for lithuania

Second for I wanna fuck Vicky Gao's corpse

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eBay auction guy here

Here's the listings I've one thus far.
Spent $0.81 on it all
I plan on flipping all of them, except for the two OTG adapters.

4th for baby mouth meme

5th for mp3 player triggers

>>56352863

Believe what?

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http://www.banggood.com/1-Set-Male-Urinal-Pee-Holder-Bag-Test-Bladder-Incontinence-Aid-Bathroom-Health-1000ml-p-1043722.html

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>>56352807

>carrying a bulky iphone around in your pocket, in a protective case, with a flash drive hanging off it via otg

Do you even exercise, you sweaty, fat fuck? You try jogging with that shit flopping around in your shorts.

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What is it?

>>56352892

Tenga eggs.

is there a chink mecha keyboard guide?

also anyone with experience can comment?

>>56352892
Bubblewrap package

>>56352892
deez nuts

/CSG/ OFFICIAL APPROVED CANCER LIST
(Beware of imitations, ask your doctor if JewTube is good for you)

Dirty Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

OneBoxing Video Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

Unbiased Tech Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

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Anyone knows good 13" laptop (memepad X200) bags?
pic unrelated

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>>56352892
>>56352898
>>56352902
>>56352905

Nope, it's Sanrenmu 707

>>56352912
do you live in the ghetto?

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>Chinese Shopping General, not ch*nk sh*t general you racist shitlords
>referral link cancer fuck youtubers they don't belong on 4chan reee
>Discord is a carcinogenic vote in my strawpoll to "remove it"
>Mp3 players are useless and anybody who likes them is a worthless autist
>/csg/ belongs on /biz/, not /g/
>we need some kind of second thread for long term purchase reviews, a /csg/ after party if you will

Any other amazing Lithuanian memes?

>>56352907

>posting referral links

Go fuck yourself.

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My £0.05 Pokemon dolly arrived
>it looks like shit
>I don't even know which pokeman it is
>Even for 5p and free round-the-world shipping I somehow feel ripped off

>>56352930
chinkd

>>56352900
They're all the same, get a Motospeed Inflictor like everyone else and call it a day.

>>56352930
cum on it

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Ladies and faggots, I got the Orico HDD USB 3 caddy. Works extremely well, and I didn't get jewed by Amazon or eBay. Little larger than a Seagate slim

>>56352912

>>56352922
Nope, just europe.

It's pretty... i mean, really good quality for $6. Goin' to kill someone just for test. Any suggestions?

>>56352944

>>56352930
> 3.08 MB
> 4160x2340
why

>>56352925
apart from the first one these are all valid points tho

>>56352929
read this >>56352925

>>56352929
gotta chink' em all

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>>56352930
Ur slurpuff looks like a penis.

>>56352939
i want a smaller one and without backlights

>>56352958
So you can better appreciate the fine craftsmanship, anon.

>>56352969
Ajazz Geek AK33 then. Any mech keyboard you can turn the backlights off with a key press.

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1$ tie? Good enough? It actually doesnt look bad and I dont care about it looking cheap.

Is there a way to maximize gayer beast points?

I've just ordered 4 items from them, since at the time they were the cheapest place selling them, and I want to maximise my gay beast points in order to get as many more chink things as possible

>>56353023
Actually looks okay for $1. Link?
Iron it and see how it looks then

>>56352930
fuckin lmao

>>56353044
Shill reviews with pictures and videos on everything you buy.

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Does /csg/ know how to connect this keyboard.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/have-i-been-chinked/32692969109.html

It does pair but never connects to my win10 devices.
Manual doesn't say much, what do ?

>>56353050
http://s.aliexpress.com/zIzUr6Rf didnt bother to iron, it's for an outfit I'm going to wear as a joke once.

>>56353023
>I dont care about it looking cheap.
That's the only point in a tie, looking expensive.

>>56353023
it looks fine to me, a little plastic looking, but it'll be fine for school/ work, though I wouldn't wear it to a formal gathering (e.g. a wedding).

>>56352944
Could you post crystal disk tests? I'm just curious about how much of a speed decrease there would be

>>56352912
Post a cutting test? Like use it to cut paper, cardboard, ply woods, melon etc

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>>56352930
It's got the same expression on its face as Macfag Meme dude.

>>56353081
As a joke it's brilliant for the price. I wonder if I can find a $5 one for 5x the quality.

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>>56353094
He fucking does

anyone have experience with https://www.aliexpress.com/item/mecha keyboard/32676642219.html ?

>make order last night
>wake up
>shipped out email arrives
I didn't even pay for any shipping but the chinks fucking came through

>>56353211
Nice link, kiddo.

>>56353214
On gaybeast all my priority shipping was free, my order got shipped out 1 and a half hours after placing it

>>56352887
I have one of those armband holder things for use while running. If your upper arms aren't muscular enough to support the weight of your phone then you should work on your upper body strength.

Obviously I don't connect a flash drive while jogging because 128GB is sufficient for my music storage purposes.

wiki says "RuiZu X02 (Flash the AGPTeK's software on it)". No instructions but im guessing it is the AGPtek A02's firmware?

>>56353222
dont know what your problem is m8 but if you wanna fuckn go cunto im right here

>>56353094
How long until someone comes along and parodies that dude using a Xiaomi collection?

>draped in Xiaomi XL mousepads wearing it like a cape, every Xiaomi earbud ever made jammed in his ears and the Xiaomi Headphones next to the Xiaomi Laptop Air on his desk, both MiBands on his wrists holding a Xiaomi Pen in one hand and a Mi Max in the other while a Xiaomi RoboVacuum sweeps the floor

>>56352849
does the same OP make the thread everytime? I'm impressed its always in this format

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>>56353254
You forgot the pinnacle of Xiaomi technology, the Mi Storage Box.
Also if you bought all those Xiaomemes then at that point it's not really parody any more.

>>56353224
I didn't even use priority friend
gaybeast wasn't gay today

>>56353266
No, he retired due to the Discord and various other dramas shitting up the threads. It's now done by various people, most of whom make an effort to retain the original style though.

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>>56352863
Sorry but I'm so insecure that I had to prove you wrong.

>>56353244
My problem is you're so underaged and new you can't 1) search "mechanical keyboard" in /csg/ archives to find a bazillion posts about this subject 2) can't see that there's a dedicated /mkg/ general for this faggotry. Also your link is broken like your face will be in a minute.

>>56353211
Look at http url encoding sheets pls.

>>56353243
You typed it into here, you could have typed it into google and had your answer by now.

>>56353277
tbf my problem is just that he's enough of a faggot to want a mechanical keyboard
that shit is right up there with dedicated mp3 players as one of the signs of crippling mental illness

>>56353277
Are you adding the question mark at the end? It works for me.

>>56353277
nah
nah
i want opinions on specifically this model
im asking on /mkg/ too
the link works
listen cunt you best shut your fucking mouth or you'll spend the next week in AandE having a jar pulled out your dick. are you fuckin savvy?

>>56352849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqsY9eB1HD4

anyone now of a vr headset thats good with glasses? I'm -2.5 and -2.25 in my eyes, if that helps

>>56353267
Ahh yes, the xiaomi storage box, the legendary device that costs more than the xl mousepad

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>>56353266
Yea whenever I'm able to, I'm in between jobs right so I have more time than usual to make threads.

>>56353211
I ordered it last night, from other store that had 16-26 days delivery and not 27-43 like that one though. Blues or blacks?

>>56353307
>being together with your bros in a nice and comfy room
>work is so easy that you don't have to concentrate on it and have a nice chat

I'm kinda jealous, to be perfectly honest.

>>56353309
These might be for you.

http://www.gearbest.com/virtual-reality/pp_361163.html

>>56353316
getting blacks

>>56352925
You forgot >>56353273

>>56353311
faggot

>>56353306
yeah nah the Ajazz is one of the most discussed mech keyboards on /csg/ with thousands of posts dating back months ya fukken toolshed. If you even brushed up on the archives you'd know that ya big Barry Basha.

It's cheaper on eBay too I hear ya wanka

Also the Magicforce 68 is made by the same company and is better built plus you can buy it on Amazon for cheaper and replace the keycaps (Ajazz has non-standard sizing) ya pish flaps heid.

>all this bullying in the thread

whats happening guys

>>56353338
I guess it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't toxic.
Also, they are prisoners, and are not free.
So they are forced in prison to handle toxic shit and suffer and die.

Also, they are in prison, not for doing something wrong, but for being people of believe, christians falun gong, whatever.

To have work is good, but to be inprisoned, handling of toxic crap. Well sounds not like heaven to me.

>>56353369
you arent so bad m8

Just bought this lads

http://www.banggood.com/NILLKIN-Frosted-Shield-Matte-PC-Hard-Back-Cover-Case-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-p-1032526.html

Should I branch out to other chink websites? I've been using Banggood so far since it just seems weirdly reliable.

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I'm looking for a cheap tablet that doesn't give me eye cancer. I'll use it to read manga & watch chinese cartoons, and maybe read a few kindle-unfriendly ebooks. Is pic related a good bet?

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>>56353353
Thats my Anon, me too.

>>56353430
fuck outta here with that creepy af post baka nigga

>>56353409
>not on TechTablet's recommended list
Into the trash it goes.

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The Q9 finally arrivedanf I've been able to have a bit of a hands on with it.

The thumbsticks are very comfortable, as well as the rest of the button layout, however the DPAD is rather mushy.

The screen is ok with a few visible pixels, but viewing angles are very good, as well as contrast and colour reproduction.

The software is ok. Depending on where you buy, you can get a pre rooted unit running 4.4.4 (mine however was not pre rooted so I will have to do that at a later point). Overall however, compatability is very good. I was able to set up Half Life aand it ran very well and, albiet with a bit of tweaking, controlled well too.

Overall, it's a solid buy. I got mine for £90 from geekbuying and delivery was surprisingly quick whukst being free (to britbongistan at least).

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>>56352912
>>56353089

cutting test? ok

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>>56353441

>>56352930
Holy fuck I'm dying here

Anyone else afraid to use new chinkshit that arrives, scared that it'll be shit, or break, or something like that?
It's not the monetary investment but the massive wait.
Honestly the most exciting part of chinkshit is just waiting for the thing to arrive.

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Daily reminder that Comfy Reviews = regular OP. They are one and the same guy.

Just received my ruizu.
Where is that agptek firmware that is supposed to make it good ?

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>>56352948
Just stab a random person on the street since you live in yurop it is most likely going to be a muslim or nigger a win either way xD

>>56353581
nope

if it breaks, fuck it, refund time

>>56353584
Doubt it. would a youtuber ever miss the opportunity to market their own channel?

Your claim is self-defeating.

>>56353618
Like I said, it's not about the money, it's about the waiting time. You can't refund that.

>>56353635
I don't order shit I need quickly on chinkland

or if I do I order two of them

>>56352930

WHO'S

THAT

POKEYMON???

>>56353627
>/csg/ approved youtuber list in every single thread
>missing an opportunity
Nice try, Comfy.

>>56353646
So where is this in the OP?

lol, if you were on the discord chat, you'd know comfy is not OP

>>56353686
comfy left /csg/ as a name
probably still browses anonymously though
dont think he makes videos anymore

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>>56353662
>>56353686
Search "Comfy Reviews" in Rebecca Black Archive and you tell me if there isn't a pro-Comfy shilling agenda. Every time he makes a video it gets shilled for 48 hours in every OP.

What's the catch in buying an ssd for $35?

>>56353851
You get something worth $35

>>56353864
Will it fry my mobo if I install it internally? I don't really mind if it dies in 2 years

>>56353851
if it's the kingdian, there isn't much to go wrong, although you can buy them for $35 from amazon and newegg.
hell i even paid £30 for a sandisk X110 which has a 5 year warranty.

>>56353911
Didn't know ssds got this cheap yet

>>56352849
Should I be buying the Meizu HD50 or the Xiaomi Headphones?

I can't really find any reviews that compare the two other than that russian guy. Sadly, I don't speak russion.

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Got my Sharkmeme and Xiaomeme 10000 memeAh memebank. Here's what GParted tells me after I formatted the card, at the moment doing write test with dd.

found this in the randomizer:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/shirt/32532128248.html
seems like right now they have a 40% off sale from their t-shirts plus there is a 2 off of 7 bucks coupon, which puts those tshirts at 8.67 or something, someone might want to grab something. I just ordered the above print.

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Anyone bought a chink mouse bungee before?

>>56354154

for what purpose?

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I'm looking for some keycaps with sideprint, maybe some chink PBTs
Can anyone point me some good keycaps like these? Bonus points for black base with dark grey lettering

http://it.aliexpress.com/item/104-PBT-Keycap-Laser-Keycap-for-Standard-Keyboard-White-Gray-Keypress/32706193834.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1PC-Hot-Sale-Japanese-Anime-New-Lovely-Danbo-Doll-Mini-2-Style-8cm-PVC-Action-Toy/32491729982.html

Do I go for it? Only £2.72

>>56354154

what am I even looking at here?

>>56354168
>>56354274
it stops the annoying mouse cable dragging

>>56354218

>namefag

>>56354062
hello malkkis

>>56354218
>usa aliexpress in italiano

voti anche salvini?

>>56353898
No. Just buy /csg/ recommended kingdian ssd's (look at wiki which models, cant remember exactly) and you're fine..

>>56354218
>she

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Memespeed K40L """"mechanical"""" keyboard

protip: not mechanical, but I knew that when it cost me €15

As a non-mech keyboard I like it a lot. There's very little flex to it, I can't decide whether or not the ABS feels cheap but it's certainly very solid. The casing is quite boxy and thick but in a good way, I think. Quite chunky/clacky for rubberdomes. Nice quality thick braided cable. Comes a little keycap remover and extra unmarked keycaps in white, black and blue, 4 each, which have a nice grippy-type texture on top. My only issue is that it's American layout and I don't seem to have a backslash key any more.

>>56354418
MOOOODS, /pol/ IS LEAKING AGAIN!

>>56354457
Backslash isnt next to right shift?

>>56354301

>solutions without problems

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not in a chink site but still chink shit:
amazon has NW-800 (same as BM-800) + boom arm + shock mount for 26 bucks
(https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01IEZ9I4Q/)
couple that with neewer 18 bucks phantom power and you have a god tier setup for less dollars

>>56354492
meant less than 45 dollars*

>>56354482

It is on the keyboard but it types as #

# is on the keyboard as shift-3 but that types as £, which doesn't appear anywhere on the keyboard

On my UK keyboard backslash is between Z and Lshift but on this keyboard they're right next to each other with nothing in between

>>56353585
Finally found it.
I got the latest verstion (1.7, 28/07/16) by searching directly in the server's download folder :
http://images.agptek.us/image/A02-update-7-28.zip

Everything is fine but for the weird sorting :
>dbfc
>dubmood
>daft punk

First letter is always good, but it's the wild west after that.

Any idea why / how to solve that ?

>>56354443
how2fap
>search for "maid costume" on aliexpress
>Check photoreviews
...
>profit

>>56354457

Does it count as being chinked if you know you're being chinked and you're totally fine with it?

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>>56353584
I'm Euro and Comfy is Britbong

>>56353697
I've featured damn near every new youtube review made by anons in the OP when they got posted in the previous thread, which is what I've always done.

Fuck off Lithu, go make another autistic Jack Ma collage.

I wonder how cancer inducing these things are, they seem useful but also expensive

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/short/837743_32583393900.html

link to some good hair clipper from chink?

>>56354625
>Britain isn't part of Europe

>>56354756
they voted out

they're getting some big boat engines and pushing the island towards america

>>56354756
>>56354764

EU =/= Europe

>>56354534
aha are you kidding me lad? Did you plug in a US keyboard without changing your PC settings to reflect that?
It's interpreting the messages from your US keyboad as if it was a UK keyboard. Change your PC settings to 'Keyboard: US' and it'll be the same as on the keyboard.

>>56354681
pls help

>>56354557
yeah, use driversort

>>56354790
America should join the EU

>>56354154

yeah, it's alright. pretty much just like every other bungee

>>56354800

No, I know that I can do that. I don't want to. I don't want to retrain my muscle-memory from typing on UK keyboards. If the keyboard still had a key in the same position as my baskslash, regardless of what it was marked as, there wouldn't be a problem.

>>56354634
I wouldn't use the icetray, I'm sure the other stuff would be fine as long as you don't microwave it.

>>56354815
huh ?

>>56354805
cheapest i can find is £3.50
check ebay

>>56354557
Also, it supports 128 gb sharks.

Reckon this is worth getting for a bit of nostalgia?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Nes-TV-Game-Console-Nes-Video-Game-Console-8-bit-TV-Game-Console-FC-Game-console/32724599635.html?spm=2114.01010108.3.164.XQ9y66&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_5_10057_10065_10056_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=1147f2ac-b235-46d3-8907-1d8b492f280f

Sort of worried that I'll get chinked and there'll only be 5 actual games and 163 shitty chink bootlegs.

>>56354860
http://www.anerty.net/software/file/DriveSort.php
your card needs to be in fat32

>>56354837
Just retrain your muscle memory.
Seriously, it's actually pretty easy if it's just a few keys.
For example, sometimes my keyboard fucks up and switches " and @, and I've gotten used to it surprisingly quickly.

>>56354908
No you fucking idiot
Emulate if you want nostalgia.
If you want the godawful picture quality you'll need an old TV

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"New" memes have arrived.

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What did Jack Ma mean by this?

>pic related

>>56354854
>>56354634
found these,cheaper and looks more useful. Also I'm pretty sure those are sold in the west through some shitty TV shopping show
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/thingy/32332487263.html

>>56354912
WTF, the 1.6 firmware works fine...

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>>56354951
Xiaomi Redmi 3s
Glass screen protector for it
Mi Band 2
SDR dongle

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Have you ordered your ChinkeyPro powerbank yet?

http://s.aliexpress.com/vQrMniMz

>>56354951
more pussies eggs?
please senpai

>>56355021
there's also a 2$ coupon
talk me out of buying it

>>56354573

>be a tripfag
>nobody cares

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Post cute reviews

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>>56355003

>>56355104
awww, I'm jelly.
My glasses don't have Top vent sexual

>>56355100
>female weeaboo
no thanks

Does customs actually check packages? If I order a chink knife to deliver to New York will they just confiscate it?

Buy any chink watches that held up more than a month? Post em

>>56355166
I don't know, I live in a civilized country where we don't need to carry around dangerous items who could lead to grave acts of crime

>>56355205
>civilized
>not civilised
No you don't.

>>56355086
It'll most likely explode and/or not be the correct capacity.

>>56355190
DW watches
https://youtu.be/PMI51W0CSO0

This watches (Idk if it's a proper brand, I just liked them and bought them)
https://youtu.be/6I0P9tUnG84

>>56355166
Everything gets at least a quick scan in the x-ray machine, or everyone would be mailing bombs n shit.

>>56355234
Speaking of, what do I search to buy chinese fireworks on ali?

>>56355166
I thought that because of your constant sperging out about muh freedoms, Americans can send heavy machine guns and laser-guided barrel bombs through the post. A knife should be fine.

>>56355246
They won't ship fireworks on ali, most you'll find is party poppers.

>>56355166
I've ordered two and I live in NYC. You'll be fine.

>>56355268
Depends on the state. In no fun states like NY you cant even ship airsoft shit from some sites, you need to buy it in person and submit yourself to several registries

>>56355312
Do the authorities have the right to open and inspect mail if it's coming from another state?

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Just arrived, cum lube

>Yes, I got the package. Your delivery is very good. It is very realistic, exactly like in the pic. The pussy, ass, n mouth is quite nice to fuck too. Really, very beautiful doll. Everything is really nice, except one thing that DESTROYS EVERYTHING - the location of pussy whole and butt hole. Do you ever fucking see the real women's pussy n butthole location? It's not infront like men's dick. The pussy should be right at the bottom, NOT IN FRONT!! There is no fucking right position to fuck the pussy!!! All I get to do is tired of weight-lifting this 30kg doll for finding the right position, that I will NEVER FIND!!! I will just end up weight-lifting it n feel very disappointed. Please redesign the pussy n butthole location. I'm very disappointed, REALLY!! I love your product, but please take my critics seriously.

>>56354815
>>56354912
Nope, doesn't work, sort is still cancer, doesn't change anything.
Thanks anyway.

>>56355346
I don't think I'd put chinese lube on my dick.
You're a brave man

>>56355346
is it safe to use or will it give me chink grade cancer?
does it taste like shit?

also
>link plz

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What the fuck does this mean?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Slim-Patch/1829499358.htm
Are people really getting chinked with such obvious shit?

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I have headphones with a mic on the cable, meant to be used with Android/iphone. The audio jack is TRRS (three rings) so the headphones don't work properly with a PC. This should make them work right?

http://s.aliexpress.com/M7JrmiM3

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Wish me luck lads, I'll go again to correos de Mexico office to try t pick my stuff

>>56354790
He said "Euro" which means Europe, not EU.

Faggot.

>>56355463
You ordered an illegal product, it was handed to police and they are going to home search you soon.

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>>56355100

>literally daddy issues - the product reviewer

>>56355538
but onaholes are not illegal in my country

>>56355525
>"Euro" which means Europe, not EU.
Euro is the currency of EU. Nobody associates Euro with say, Russia or Ukraine.

>>56355492
>Page Not Found
Im guessing it was one of those electric abs

>>56355558
the cops are going to deliver in person so they can laugh at you

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CAT CARD WHEN!?

>>56355571
thats weird, nah even worse it was something like slim-down bandaids.

So I'm catching up on some GB reviews, right, taking pictures of my shits on my phone. And the pictures have to be under 2 MB, so I just open them up, crop them a little bit and it''s fine. But what I'm doing is only cropping out a small border of the image, and it could reduce the size from 3 MB to maybe 700 KB. Why? Why is removing so little of the image returning such a large decrease in file size?

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Bought some Nazi themed Lego off Ali, here's a few of the figures. They also come with a war dog and huge sheets of artillery. Really nice quality too for knockoffs. If you want some search "German Lego" on Ali, Jack Ma censored any Nazi shit but it's still up.

>>56355558
Was it the one with little anime girls on it?

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>>56355104
And redmi seems using botnet rom, even I asked clean Chinese version.

>>56355612

That guy's cape looks absolutely excellent

>>56355612
>>>/pol/

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>>56355612
"German hats" need to be added to the randomizer

>>56355634
>MALwareCNDE
Just flash the official one yourself, it realy isn't hard.

>>56355611
I'm guessing whatever program you're using is also compressing the images when you save them

ordered this
http://www.ebay.com/itm/272335365004?_trksid=p2060353.m2749.l2649&var=571193174394&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT
Today.

Hope this aint no chinkery.

>>56355689
You probably will be chinked. Did you look for any reviews/recommendations?

>>56355689
why not the Memespeed?

What do you need to search to get fake beats?
I noticed Jack Ma has most big brand names on filter.

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What is the best Windows 10 tablet around the 250-300 dollar mark?

Laminated display is a must.

>>56355386
Probably causes cancer. Taste is not good, even for lube. It's like a floury taste, followed by a bitter aftertaste. It works though so it's still worth it imo https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32616589564.html#autostay

>>56355500
Also that store has a $1 off $1.01 coupon, you can get an usb extension cable, 3.5mm audio extension cable or 3.5mm audio splitter cables for $0.60-0.99 after coupon

>>56355463
chink'd

>>56355749
Wendy should have that
http://v.yupoo.com/photos/prettyshoes2014/albums/

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Damn stickers.

>>56355655
Yeah gotta do that, and at yesterday I sent unlock request.

>>56355720
Buyer seems to be legit keyboard has some videos online.
>>56355733
What is Meymeyspeed?

>>56355763

Xiaomi Mi pad 2 but it only has 2gb ram

>>56355794
Thanks senpai. I managed to find some searching 'black man headphones' but they were too expensive for a knock-off but clearly way too cheap to be real.

>>56355568
"I'm Euro" means "I'm European", not "I come from one of the Eurozone countries".

OP/Comfy is just buttmad about the referendum result and is virtue signalling how progressive he is by describing himself as both British and European.

>>56355612

Link

>>56355652

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/WW2-Caps-Collectibles-Black-Officer-Large-Brimmed-Hats-Woolen-Cloth-440101/32704241063.html

>>56355822
http://www.banggood.com/MOTOSPEED-Inflictor-CK104-NKRO-RGB-Backlit-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-Outemu-Blue-Switch-p-1047759.html

>>56355874
>"I'm Euro" means "I'm European", not "I come from one of the Eurozone countries".

Well, I certainly would never say that.
- Buttmap European from outside the Eurozone.

>>56355874
comfy was pro leave and he's right wing scum like you

>>56355894
I wanted black switches, instead of blue.

>>56355808
You'll be able to clean it easily once you've peeled the sticker off

Anyone on here have experience with ioffer?
Will i get chinked purchasing stuff from there?
http://www.ioffer.com/

So there are good chink shit and bad chink shit.
Multimeters apparently are bad chink shit unless someone can confirm

>>56354168
This is a problem with long braided mice cables

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Can anyone recommend headphones like this for PC that are (a) wireless, and (b) include a mic?

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FUCK DHL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I fucking ordered to my workplace because the reception is always manned. They just fucking skipped me.

>>56355907
The only part of that which applies to me is scum.

>>56355897
Picture some effete wanker wearing skinny jeans and a ladies' crop top with an ironic picture of the Findus Crispy Pancakes logo from 30 years ago on it, spiky bleached blonde hair and an extra-slim cigarette (maybe even in a cigarette holder) drawling "I'm Euro".
You're not in the Eurozone which probably means you're from Eastern Europe and anyone in your country whose genes may possibly give rise to such human effluent was rounded up and killed in the 40s, so it's unsurprising that this image is unfamiliar to you.

>>56356002
>wireless
Fuck off

>>56355643
It's my favourite figure for sure, the cape really sells the theme
>>56355647
Lego forbids war themed Lego so there's dozens of sets on Ali, China vs Japan, Navy Seals, Soviet Russia. Not /pol/ at all.
>>56355652
Done!
>>56355886
No

>>56356028
The wired ones I have clutter up my desk, and I'm always running over them with my chair?

Have I triggered you?

>>56356043
>Lego forbids war themed Lego

There's also a bunch of shit from Red Alert for some reason, including an awesome-looking Kirov airship.

>>56355873
Don't know how dead set you're on getting the beats but there's a load of fake(?) Marshall major headphones on aliexpress for ~$20

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I got me some earplugs

They're actually really comfortable, and they do reduce sound quite a bit, but it's not like they block ALL sound.
For less than a dollar, I don't regret the purchase.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/earplugs/32476408594.html

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Pokemon and rubber duck came in.

>>56356043
When I get my own place, I'm going to dedicate a room to war-themed Lego and fill it with knockoffs from Ali and wage giant Lego battles like some kind of turbo autist.

>>56356103
That's one gloomy looking pokemon and how much was that Rubber Ducky?

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>mfw

>>56356127
Hi melonpan!

>>56356103
Did you order the $0.01 balloon too?

>>56356124
$0.06

>>56355086
Buy it and let us know if you burnt your house

>>56356149
Yes.

[spoiler] I posted the links here [/spoiler]

>>56355808
>>56355634
Don't need to unlock it if your'e flashing the global rom. flash via edl.

>searched training bras
>checked photo reviews
>was not disappointed

>>56355689
Didn't an anon buy that exact same keyboard just a few threads ago and it turned out to be a fake mechanical keyboard?

>>56356189
Are you going to buy one? I mean transition is tuff

>>56356127
Can i buy a "free candy" van, too?

http://www.ioffer.com/i/new-emporio-armani-mens-womens-watch-leather-watches-623472665?i=333244893

Will buy and post results. I can't wait to see the quality of a $12 'armani' watch.

>>56356201
You need to provide that archive.

>>56352944
Does it drop when copying large amount of data? I bought a cheap no brand case at Fry's and it fucking stops with big files.

>>56356092
they look like they were designed for another hole, just saying

>>56356265
>dials don't work
You need <$20 for it to work

>>56356288
They're either too big or too small for other holes, anon

>>56356189
Pedophiles like you should be rounded up and put in extermination camps.

>>56356152
don't tempt me
I've already spent 20$ in 2 days for 15 orders

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>>56356180
Yeah, now it looks bit better.

>>56356271
>>56356271

>>56275336 → # Correction* anon buys a mechanical keyboard off eBay without consulting /csg/ >>56264370 → # ends up with a rubber dome keyboard with fake switches >>56264384 → # >>56264403 → #

>>56356384
>Being this serious
>On 4chan
Lighten up buddy

>Try to find my package with the fucking NL post shit
>Says it can't find tracking number
>Says there's no package bound to my adress
d-did i get chink'd?

>>56356414
Oh god, This is hilarious, I guess it's waiting and checking out if they are actual switches or domes.

>>56356103
That's not fair. Yours is much better than my Macfag Mememon Pokedude..

What chink brands are good for Lightning (iDevice) cables? Also, are any of the actual wall adapters good? I have lots of good boy points.

>>56353369
I am late to the party but...
Ajazz or LINGBAO JIGUANSHI? I am a click away of ordering thr lingbao.

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What do we have here?

Dropped off a bunch of my chink shit at a local charity shop including a semi-mech keyboard. Feels good.

>>56356531
Magicforce 68 on Amazon from the same company as Ajazz but much better made.

>>56356527
Rock makes great cables and Orico makes great wall adapters.

>>56356531
They both suck in their own special ways in terms of having a non-standard layout.
So Ajazz if you want 60%, and the other one if you want TKL.

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>>56356556
Seconded for Magicforce, standard layout means you can buy meme keysets on Ali like pic related. Plus more switch options.

>>56356553

5 cent vr goggles and an adaptor for your buttplug

also >mexico

ps your phone number is visable there mr gonzalez

>>56356553
>California, Mexico

>>56352955
why did you delete the picture anon?

>>56356271
Cancel your order before the chink ships it out, it's not even worth owning for free.

>>56356589
Are there any cheap mechanical chink keyboards with other layouts? Only seen english..

>>56356642

its baja california, look at the zip code

>526121404082

answer your phone mr mexico

>>56356719
Change the keycaps to blank ones or ones in your language.

>>56356701
Too late, it was shipped 15 mins after I placed order.

>>56356720
>baka california
that's just regular california

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>>56356613
Feel free to call


OK so let's see, bought some cheap chink glasses, 8/10, UV seems to be fine, smaller than I thought desu, comes with case. Price $3 usd, probably I'll keep them for my bike rides but no for daily use

>>56356760
Oh well better get ready to make a complaint with eBay then once it arrives.

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Guys, could you tell me sellers on ali with pbt keycaps for this bad girl?

Does anyone make small RC cars? Like 1:32 or smaller?

>>56356758
Not the keycaps, the general layout.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/KB_Finnish_Multilingual.svg

>>56356810

Why the fuck are you taking pictures of shit while driving

Go help papi out and get off 4chan

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>>56356642
Both Californias are Mexican clay

Next, I'm a photographer fag, this are hard to find here and my fellow spics where trying to Jew me by asking $200 pesos for just one of this fuckers, I actually bought 6 on Ali for the same price. Now I will jew on other spics

>>56355003
Just bought meself a Xiaomeme Redmi 3s pro, waiting for it to come in the mail

In the meantime, how good is yours?

>>56356858
No longer driving ese, I'm waiting for one at the parking, just killing time nigger

>>56356904
Get back in the field, spic. This site doesn't support people from the 3rd world.

>>56356939
Looks whos talking Mohammed

Found some VR glasses for real cheap, especially when you consider the included bluetooth controller $3-4 when bought separately

http://www.dd4.com/goods/New-Virtual-Reality-VR-BOX-II-2.0-Version-3D-Glasses-Google-Cardboard-VR-Glasses-3D-Video-Movie-Game-For-Smartphones_88931.html

http://www.dd4.com/goods/VR-BOX-2.0-Cardboard-VR-Virtual-Reality-3D-Glasses-with-Bluetooth-Remote-Control-for-3.5-to-6.0-Inch-Smartphone_88801.html

http://www.dd4.com/index.php?app=goodsitem&id=92633&currency=USD

>>56356682
Potentially identifiable information

>>56356275
Nope. It works perfectly well, as of today

>>56356953

someone with an actual command of the english language rather than an esl case, obviously

>>56356992
If you're going to try and shit on someone for the perceived quality of their English it behoves you to bung some punctuation into your shitposts.

>>56356992
>Muh perfect grammar

Gotta love butthurt mudslims

>>56354623
yes

its like those girl who keep going back to their abusive boyfriends

>>56356870
>Both Californias are Mexican clay
Come and take it

>>56356870
>are Mexican clay

They were until you got your shit pushed in.

>>56356961
>£5.04 for a VR Box 2 and Paypal
fuck it, I'll order it.
If nothing arrives can do a Paypal dispute

>>56357235
The shinecon sucks donkeyballs

VR Box 2 has limited vision like shinecon but it is better

>>56357284
Wich one is good?

>>56356008
>DHL
you deserve what you pay for

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My KZ EDR2 got stuck up at the airport exchange in China.

Well, shit. I was really looking forward to them.

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>>56357333
It's not even 3 months. Stop being a little impatient bitch

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>>56353513
do this

>>56356527
rock
ugreen

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>>56355643
like in real life

>>56355808
try using alcohol or acetone

>>56357221
>>56357216
Don't deny your roots Pedro and Juan

>>56356086
Hows the audio quality on those things?

>>56357519
>>56355808
Don't use acetone.

Seriously.
Isopropyl alcohol is the best bet.

>>56355794
Does she make any of those shoes in a widefit?

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>>56357096
>>56357216
SOON

>>56356810
Shit, I wasted $5 on one of those

>>56356092
i got these, they really hurt my ears.

>>56357583
I don't get it. Mexicans go to the US for a better life but they want US to be Mexico again.

Is it false nationalism or just plain dumbassery

>>56357583
Good to know Alaska blandas up

>>56355886
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/WWII-Ww2-German-Military-Cross-Gold-Pin-Cap-Badge-Cockade/32606381966.html

>>56356961
I think they sell these at WalMart for $25.

>>56357663
>blanda up'ing with Alaskans
But why?

>>56352944
link?

Why don't the chinks make hackintosh laptops?
They could easily put together a laptop with the right parts and pirate an OEM copy of Mac OS X. Am I missing something?
>>56357543
Isopropyl is almost as dangerous as acetone for the plastic. Acetone is to isopropyl alcohol what acetic acid is to regular alcohol. Use regular alcohol instead, or a knife.

>>56357788
Because people who buy Macs don't know how to chink shit.

>>56357284
I'm confused I ordered the VR Box 2, why you telling me about the Shinecon?

I have a Riem 3 VR headset already, but needed a Bluetooth controller, may as well grab a second headset for the same price as the controller.

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>>56357366
ok

>>56355137
what are you some kinda fag?

>>56357788
>Why don't the chinks make hackintosh laptops?
No market for chink apple. Applefags will only buy genuine Apple. You are in the minority of minorities.

>>56357817
Just misquoted. Don't lose sleep on it

>>56357815
>>56357846
Normies might hear about it, though. And there are chink shit resellers.

>>56357828
Grill weeaboos WILL fuck up your life if you make any sort of contact with them, anon.
Stay away at ALL COSTS if you value your life in any way, I beg of you.

>>56357824
actually not bad

>>56357870
m8 macfags are fully retarded.

>>56356399
CPU-Z screenshot, please.

>>56356870
que chingado es eso?

>>56357846
http://hacbook.com/

>>56357788
because macfags only buy things at full price from the apple store.

if they didn't want to spend lots of money they would not be apple fags.

>>56357933
Wait until it goes out of business.

Macfags don't buy because of OSX

>>56357874
that bad huh? thanks for the advice friend.

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>>56357896
Here.

>>56357519
>>56357543
Thanks. I think that wet wipe on tampered glass did the job.

>>56356889
I think it's fine. I am still waiting that unlock for xiaomi.eu ROM or CM13.

>>56357961
Pump and dump, My friend. Pump and dump

>>56357980
Don't encourage him, dude
Never stick your dick in crazy unless you have tickets to Mexico in the morning

>>56357960
MacOS and trackpad are the reasons I buy Macbooks.

>>56357980
how to find pump and dump weaboo grills?

>>56357757

http://s.aliexpress.com/amiM7nIz

>>56357972
Is there even CM13 for the r3s??

>>56358010
Conventions

>>56358004
Congrats. You're a special snowflake