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/csg/ Chink Shit General

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Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
https://discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• Anon's ears hurt after wearing the Rock Zircons, but he is happy with them and is looking for memory foam ears tips for them >>56338457
• Belinda is being a little flirty with anon who's just trying to get a refund over a broken headset >>56338476
• Anon reviews the wireless James Donkey mouse >>56338345 posts pic of it and a bunch of other chink shit like a straight razor and a Superlux EVO >>56338835
• Anon bought the OTT TV box >>56338946 posts specs >>56339049
• Xiaomi unveils the Amazfit >>56339113
• Anon bought a ID and Credit card wallet >>56339281
• Anon bought a BARSH watch, reviews it >>56339615 another shows off his >>56339721 >>56340480
• MexiAnon's post office is hoarding chinese mailbags and still not delivering any >>56340591
• Jack Ma met with Trudeau >>56340848 >>56340910 >>56341110
• Potential price increase on Gearbest prices(???) needs more verification >>56341979 >>56343578 >>56344115 >>56344326 >>56344667
• Anon finds a bunch of Gearbest coupons and a geekbuying tablet sale >>56342420


Previous thread >>56338262
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are doogee phones ok?
I've never seen them mentioned
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Gonna use the randomiser to buy three things right now.
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>>56345760
Check jewtube
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Lost my piston 3s on holiday so time for a new pair, what's the best Chink earphones right now?
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Reminder there's a new model of the Ruizu X02 out called the Ruizu X18.

It has a small redesign and colours, 120 listening hours instead of the X02's 80 hours and Bluetooth 4.0 support. Menus look nicer too.
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first for decent chink watches

https://youtu.be/6I0P9tUnG84
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Any phone I could buy my tech illiterate mom with poor eyesight?
Something super simple.
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Are sunglasses acceptable chink shit? I just bought replicas of American Optical (former military supplier) pilot shades for $8.
I bet theyll arrive broken.
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>>56345783
looks like x5 has poor battery life
thanks
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>>56345731
>Potential price increase on Gearbest
I've noticed this, too. Seems not all items are affected, but let's take the Zircons as example.
They've been sold for about 8 bucks just two days ago? Now they are almost 10 bucks.
In general i've the feeling that the prices really increased, but imho not dramatically and we should wait and observe before we make a final judgement.
If there only was something like komovil for general chink shit that also offer information on price development and such.
Maybe, just maybe i could be able to make a bachelor thesis from this, since i study "business systems", which is basically CS + shekel science.
I think i'll approach my supervisor with this idea next time i see him, should be doable.
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>>56345814
How did you get 130 subs when your videos average at 30 views and you don't even talk in them? The gleam.io giveaway?
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>>56345731
hey /csg/, what are some cheap (<$10) computers/tablets/routers/... that have ARM CPUs/SoCs?

for example, these are some cheap SD card readers that have MIPS CPUs and can be used as OpenWRT routers: http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_246130.html . I want to find similar things, but with ARM CPUs.
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>>56345849

I haven't had much luck, but I think other anon's have. I bought a pair that arrived fucked up and had to fight the seller to get a refund
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>>56345731
>>56345874
>Potential price increase on Gearbest
I wonder if this has anything to do with the G20, or if they are preparing for shitty "promos" and prices will drop again in september
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>>56345925
>(<$10)

>ARM

no
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>>56345925
>>56345963
OK, then. <$15.
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>>56345925

why the ARM requirement?
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>>56345962
>Gearbest 3rd Anniversary
>a glorious return of the cake game

Oh boy can't wait to farm points again.
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>>56346039
lots of support, unlike MIPS, and usually more powerful/more RAM
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>>56344602
dont fuck around with chink screwdriver sets, get a JIS (japanese industrial standard) driver set from Vessel or KTC and you will never have to deal with cam outs and slippage on worn screws

philips drivers were designed so you wont over torque and split furniture pieces but they suck for electronics
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>>56346067

so you want a PI?
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Chink hard or go home
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how do i get free spiders
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Just bought this, always nice to have a spare
http://www.ebay.com/itm/371567840337?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT
Someone remind me to comment on the quality
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>>56346067
Orange PI?
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>>56345962
Hope so, i've birthday in september and hopefully get a nice paycheck, too. Don't let me down oh chinese gods of chinkery!
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>>56346093
the Pis suck and are too expensive for what they are, at least compared to some chinese things. why? simply because you have to buy every accessory, even the power source, shipping to my country is expensive, and local vendors rape you with their prices
I really wish I could find the Pi zero for $5...

>>56346146
how much is it? can't find it for less than $15 (incl shipping)
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Just ordered this, black-black, what do you guys think? its gonna be my first mkb
http://es.aliexpress.com/item/Ajazz-AK33-Blue-Black-Axis-Backlit-Mechanical-Colorful-Multifunction-Gaming-Keyboard-82-anti-ghosting-Keys-For/32648715816.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.51.oZR6ow
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>>56346224

so you want a pi
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>>56346261
I want anything that can be modified and used for keeping some servers and stuff. the cheaper and better specs, the better.
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>>56346083
here is a set with 00

>http://www.onlyqualitytools.com/catalog/Vessel/Jewellers_Precision_Screwdriver_Sets.html

might make sense to buy individual drivers from different series (tang thru, impact, soft grip, wood/rubber composites)

>http://www.onlyqualitytools.com/catalog/Shop_by_Brand_Vessel.html
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Recommend me a chink openwrt router.
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>>56346291
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Orange-Pi-One-ubuntu-linux-and-android-mini-PC-Beyond-and-Compatible-with-Raspberry-Pi-2/1553371_32603308880.html

Orange Pi
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>>56346310

http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_270587.html
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>>56346260 i got the same keyboard anon gr8 choice
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>>56346188
>my birthday is a significant source of income to me

You must be at least 18 to post on this website.
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>>56346333
>http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_270587.html
that shit was 13.20 some hours ago :/

>>56346326
thanks m8. I thought it was $15?
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>>56345843
Just get her a dumbphone with big letters. Otherwise you'll be doing tech support till she breaks the phone.
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>>56346379
>my birthday is a significant source of income to me
>implying implications
I never said that, here's a workflow for you to remember: read, think, write.
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Would you recommend a chink SSD for storing games only? I'm looking for 480gb
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Whats the cheapest chink quadcopter an European could purchase?
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Looking for cheap chink shit? Not sure what to buy? Check out /csg/ approved video reviewers:

Dirty Reviews - reviews everything from mouth fedoras to the world's cheapest mechanical keyboard
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - proud child molester, top production values, nearly lost a leg in an accident
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - well-known for BM-800 microphone phantom power tests and chink knife reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

BigCliveDotCom - the myth, the legend, tears apart chink shit to see if it'll kill you in your sleep
https://www.youtube.com/user/bigclivedotcom

GeeekyStuff - boring voice but in-depth reviews of chink shit especially dash cams and obscure chink phones/tablets
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdt2o-hQ3BF-lc1z58ZY2mw

TechTablets - used to shill here then sold out when the jewtube money flooded in. Still the best resource for chinky tablet reviews.
https://www.youtube.com/user/hendrickson

Karpathyz - exposed by reddit's r/hailcorporate for being a paid shill impact marketer and dresses in girl clothes
https://youtu.be/lD9lLTXz9QQ
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http://www.ebay.com/sch/darshitpatel2016/m.html
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>>56346534

> -1 feedback

This sure isn't a scam
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>>56346534
> (-1 )
no nigger
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>>56346570
>>56346558
:)
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You have to wonder what these people get from posting photos like this.

http://s.aliexpress.com/QjmYFVfM
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>>56346435
the 15 $ one: http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Orange-Pi-PC-linux-and-android-mini-PC-Beyond-Raspberry-Pi-2/1553371_32448079125.html
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>>56346607
making my pee pee hard
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>>56346615
ah, I had no idea

>>56346607
kek
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>>56345811
Bump :(
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>>56346509
>Karpathy the Brandwatch.com employee reddit "impact marketer"
>/csg/ approved

Fuck off Marcus Beard
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MicroSD cards: shark or monkey, /csg/?
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>>56346462
If that's not what you were trying to say then you need to work on your English skills and less on posting memes when you're called out for being underaged.

In any event, I hope mummy buys you everything from your AliExpress wishlist for your special day, little man.
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>>56346683
I was a crossdresser during my youth... I never thought /csg/ would reactivate this fetish. Fuck you /csg/

Bought these a week ago
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/sexy_biketard/32504249549.html

For the same price they could make it custom size. How do these chinks do it?
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>>56346747
Monkey.
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>>56346756
>Dirty Reviews laying down those firey burns
You feeling alright Dirty?
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>>56346475
Is going to your merchant of choice, clicking on the quadcopters section and then hitting "sort by size" really that hard?

For fucking around indoors it's either the Floureon F10, Eachine E10 or Cheerson-CX10*. Otherwise it'll be whichever of the JJRC H22 or Floureon H101 is currently on sale at Gearbest.
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>>56346747
Which ever is the cheapest. Monkeys are being meme'd already
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Are sharks are still the meme for SD cards?
It's [current year] for fuck's sake, in the old days technology was not so stagnant?
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>>56346756
Yeah, i'm so sorry your pathetic NEET brain can't comprehend what it's like being paid for work and getting a bonus.

>I hope mummy buys you everything
Not my fault nobody loves you. Also, work on those parental issues you obviously have.

Now fuck, off.
>>>/r9k/
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>>56346776
Pretty sure that's not Dirty and just the same old autist faggot pretending to be him.
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>>56346799
sort by price even, whoops

>>56346776
There are no spelling or punctuation errors so it's clearly not him.
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>>56346813
it used to be cheaper

get a class 3 Netac
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>>56346815
>getting a bonus
For your birthday? I didn't realise the Burger King employee remuneration programme was so generous.
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>>56346813
Mixza brought out improved micro sd cards with a zebra pattern but no one gave a shit because they were a few bucks more expensive than sharks/monkeys.
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>>56346813
Sharks don't age the only way to kill a shark is with another shark.
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>>56346758
cheap material and cheap labor, of course
post pics :3
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>>56346869
It's not here yet. Took 3 days to make.
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>>56346845
>getting a bonus
For work, you autistic NEET. Is your brain not able to even compute the word "work"?
Leave your moms basement and do something. Life isn't that hard, even for you body pillow hugging inbred retard.

>burger king
Oh boy, now you showed me! Don't overexert your little brain.
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>>56346846
Interdaresting, I may check out that stripped hoarse nigger card.
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>>56346900
You're getting increasingly angry and impetuous, to the extent that you've repeated the same tedious "NEET" insult now. Did I touch a nerve?

You should really have slunk off after you were called out for being excited that your upcoming birthday will give you enough of a cash injection to order more disposable Chinese tat, instead of digging a deeper hole for yourself for everyone here to see.
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>>56346451
That was the plan. But haven't found anything suitable on ali yet.
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>>56346935
If you actually need the speed for an action camera or similar application just pay the small premium to get a name-brand one. If it's going into your phone to put music, animu and a full copy of Wikipedia on then it really doesn't matter how quick it is so just get a Shark.
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I've left a bad review on GearBest, and I can't find it anywhere. It's in my account, but the product page doesn't list my bad review of the product.

Is this normal for GayBeast? Are they chink-a-link-a-dinking again?
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>>56346900
how does it feel to have objectively less thoughts and emotions because you spent your life working for someone else
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>>56347061
How does it feel to not know when to use "fewer" instead of "less"?
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>>56347056
They never publish any negative reviews, they sometimes fuck up and publish a review they can't read or understand with some negative comments but nothing truly and obviously negative reaches the site.
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I got some kazoos! Sadly one came without the membrane, so I was moderately chinked.
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Can anyone link that one desk from alibaba?
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>>56346993
That's because you are some pathetic unsuccessful sad man child who still lives in his moms basement by the age of 30.
You didn't even think about the possibility of being paid for work. Also, as i said, it's not my fault nobody loves you and your sad and pathetic live doesn't allow you to be happy about things like birthdays.
Either you sort out your parental issues, leave the basement and find some work, or do us all a favour and get a rope. I'm paying taxes for human trash like you to be supported, that's what makes me angry.

>>56347061
>how does it feel to have objectively less thoughts and emotions because you spent your life working for someone else
>he must be emotional inept because he does something with his life and doesn't spend each day crying himself into sleep because his inanimate waifu won't ever become real
You are objectively clinically retarded.
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>>56347099
i dont mean in quantity, i mean in quality
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>>56347132
hola maria. borra la imagen, sale hasta el codigo postal...
¿qué es eso?
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>>56347132
You fucker.
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Why Are Russian women on Ali such sluts?
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>>56347157
I have an excellent job thank you. Hence why I don't need to wait for my birthday to be able to afford low-priced consumer goods.

Nobody's forcing you to continue embarrassing yourself.
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Can I use this amp on headphones?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/mega-dragon-prostate-destroyer/32664243769.html
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>>56347132
>not censoring your address
Enjoy your christmas card :)
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>>56347214
Because it's just nearby and chink products > russian
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>>56347214
>comrades, I am very happy
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>>56347132
Anyone gave Maria a call yet?
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>>56347228
>he's unable to comprehend what it's like to be paid for work
>he's unable to be happy about ones own birthday
I pity you. You are completely incapable of understanding the most basic things.

>I have an excellent job thank you
Working at the municipal garbage collection? What an achievment.
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>>56347239
Not as far as I know, it has no slots for headphones, only RCA in and hook ups for speakers. You're probably better off with a Fiio if you want to amplify headphones.
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>Ordered two watches from two different stores three days apart
>They both arrive the same day while tracking says they are still in the country of origin
>Cost $3 each

I'm very happy with the quality. You guys didn't steer me wrong with these. Still need to set the time and test to make sure they don't fall behind or go too fast.

The leather band is a little poorly made and I'll probably replace it with a non-stinky chinky band though.

The only question that remains is weather I mark them as received or try to stink the chinks myself and get my $3 back.
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>>56347336
I live in chile... do you want me to call her?
I doubt the person that posted the pic is a woman, more likely her kid, grandson or something (I have a copy of the national census here, it lists lots of info... she (maria) is listed, too. from her ID number, maria seems to be rather old.)

also, did someone notice those dildoes at the top right?
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>>56347351
I need something cheap for both, speakers and headphones
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>>56347394
oh, nevermind... it's the address of a public school! wtf?
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>>56347394
Those aren't dildos, those are cartridges.
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>>56347408
Combo amps are expensive, you can look up "amplifier" on Ali and see for yourself. Buying a FiiO E10k and that amp separately would work but you're looking at a premium since headphone amps are such a niche thing prices remain high.
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>>56345849
link?
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>>56347132
lol someone should actually make a /g/ christmas card mailing list
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>>56347344
Nobody with a proper job would brag about buying this shit for themselves for their birthday.

People either buy chink shit for the novelty value or because they have a need for a particular product and would rather pay 30% of the price for 80% of the quality. If you're bragging about being able to buy things from the first category then you don't have a proper job; if it's the second then you don't have a proper life.

Here's a workflow for you to remember: Bun, sauce, tomato, lettuce.
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>>56345760

looks legit.
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>>56346509

>Unbiased Tech Reviews - proud child molester

How do you know that?
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Good cheap BIG (4,8-5cm) dial watch on ali? Pls help, i dont have any experience in ordering watches
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Fuck

my rn3p has been "International item has left originating country and is en route to Canuck-land" since the 20th.
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>>56347445

>chile in charge of identifying dildos
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>>56346127
I'm jelly I want that. Might make me cash out some Monero
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>>56347132
Saved your e-mail address.
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>>56347727

I've had some eneloop batteries from china take moer than 4 months to get here so I'd say yours Is still quite on time.
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>>56347445
>>56347731
>autists in charge of identifying jokes
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>>56347836

>chile in charge of desperate backtracking
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>>56347370
Link?
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Is it okay?
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>>56347952
Grill or trap?
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>>56347836
>>56347394
>lmao dildos xdxdxxd
>joke
Go back to jaidefinichon, idiota.
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>>56347585
>it is uncommon for people to waste money on ocasions like birthdays
>it is uncommon for people to look forward to buy random shit
You're really angry over someone who wants to spend money on random shit. What do you know about what my reasons are for buying chink shit? Nothing. I buy it because it's fun, end of story. How can anyone be so ridiculously autistic over spending money..
Just for the record, is simply like spending money on ocasions, flash sales, Amazon Prime day and such. Don't be angry because you can't afford it, maybe someday you will.
Here's a workflow for you to remember: normal trash is each friday, plastic trash is every second monday, bio trash is every second thursday.
If you want to earn some extra, you can clean my toilett, too.

>you don't have a proper job; if it's the second then you don't have a proper life
>that comming from a basement-dwelling retard with literal NEET mentality
WEW LAD
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>>56347994
Im 204 cm and 120kg and not a fag so guess


Its a present
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>>56348021
go back to playing with your kazoos, triste profe del lastarria
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>>56345812
Hnnnnng
>Menus look nicer
The firmware was the only downfall, how does the price compare?
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>>56348111
This is the cheapest on Ali. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/ruizu-x18/32702719948.html

At that price point, I'd just get a refurbed Clip+.
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>>56348083
Nice try but not him, just commenting on your unfunny normie-tier "joke".

>lastarria
I don't even know what the fuck is that, sorry for not being up to date with whatever shit you flaites talk about.
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Any one know of ereaders from chinkland. Or in general my gdcan't be online at work but can use an e-reader with no apps.
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>>56345849
yep, bought a great 1:1 replica gay-bans, high quality stuff but expect to pay about 30$ for a good pair. bought mine from aooko but sadly they're gone from ali. i'm sure you can get in touch somehow anyway.
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>gets refund
>posts pictures of himself
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>>56348190
You didn't need a name to post that. Faggot.
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>>56348190
>Another namefaggot

This is just what we needed
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https://es.aliexpress.com/item/UN2F-New-Promotion-Mini-Vacuum-USB-Air-Extracting-Exhaust-Cooling-Fan-CPU-Cooler-for-Notebook-Laptop/32613427135.html
Should I buy it? Doesn't seem to cool much and I've read it might hurt the fan.
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>>56347598
>based in india
>dar - SHIT - patel
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>>56348299
Might rek your internal fan fucking up the RPM
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>>56348071

Gonna be kinda tough to trap that.
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>>56348401

Oh fuck, I hadn't noticed that.
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>>56345731
Anyone else notice that the 3gb redmi note 3 is now as cheap as the 3gb redmi 3 was 2 months ago?
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>had a miband
>those vibrating notifications were very based
>lost a miband
>want a miband 2
how do I not lose it this time?
I think it popped out while I was putting on my backpack & I didn't feel it
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>>56348689

>losing things

People actually do that?
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>>56348711
See >>56348689
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>>56348687
>Posting gook shit
>In a Chinese thread
>On a Japanese image board
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>>56348725
Nice keychain
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>>56348730

I'm baffled.
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>>56348725

Shit load of sponges.
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>>56345760
Warning, they use plastic screens so they'll scratch easily
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>>56348725
plastic things!
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Are there any hams out here? I'm interested in getting into the hobby and need a transceiver. I'm totally new and learning through practice tests. It seems that Baofengs are the meme. Are they any good?
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>>56348891
yes baofengs are pretty good for the money
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>>56347370
If you got a good product for a good price and it came earlier than expected, just pay the chinks. Don't be a jew and ruin a good thing for everyone
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>>56348725
it's one of these!
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>>56349044

Does that Improve masturbation?
>>
>go to aliexpress, search for something
>sort things by price
>click on "free shipping"
>none of the items I click on offer free shipping to my country
what a piece of crap
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>>56349044
Trust me man, it's not worth it, if you do it all the time you won't be able to use the hand for jack shit. Unless you want manually laying rail road track or have a job that involves heavy hand tools or vice grips.
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>>56349262

Move to a better country?
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>>56349044
Once you outgrow that, look into captains of crush.

>>56349312
Bullshit. My hands are way stronger now. I can physically harm myself if I grip hard enough. Don't be a pussy.
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>>56349319
>bug in the system
>>Move to a better country?
what are you doing in /g/ ?
>>
>>56349477

Sounds reasonable to me.
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>>56349182

Guys, I need to know this, It's important.
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>>56349182
Unless you like death grip dick
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>>56349712

Could It possibly make my penis harder?
>>
Vreun roman pe aici? De ce pula mea toate pachetele mele ajung la oficiul 6 bucuresti? Îmi desfac aia toate pachetele acolo și mă intreaba cât costă fiecare chestie si ce e
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>>56349765

No, but it will make it longer, just use the device for 2 months and see your penis start to turn black
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>>56349712
that's the only way I can masturbate

judo death grip has never let me down
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>>56349814
You may need no fap, either that or get a fleshlight,
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Prease rink me to something coor for my PS Vita.
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>>56349961

Get a shark.
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>>56350003
They take proprietary cards and there aren't adapters yet.

>>56349961
Is it comfy in the hand? There's grips you can get for them, not cool but comfy.
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>>56350021
It's only a little thicker than micro sd, Just fatten your shark up
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Daily reminder that your package delivery is sponsored by the mighty chairman mao.

Pic related: the envelope of cheapo mini usb cable i ordered for my keyboard
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>>56350104
Mao is dead but he continuously bless us thru our packages.
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Got a Xiaomeme Piston Basic for use when on the go

And a shitty $2.92 powerbank to fiddle with
It's been 40+ days so I was gonna go ask for a refund but it arrived at my door just as I was about to open eBay
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Piston Basic isn't too bad, you get what you paid for and they are quite nice for about 5 bucks

Also, I don't know how the powerbank got into the country considering apparently australia doesn't like lithium battery packs
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>>56350153
Link to shitty powerbank?
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>>56350021
I don't think I need a grip. I already ordered a sticker, guess that's as far as I can pimp it.
>>56350003
>>56350051
It's full proprietary, they're reverse engineering it with breakout boards though so I should be able to buy a converter+64gb shark (or a 128gb, they have good read speeds yeah?) in a few months.
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>>56350203
Screen protectors?
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>>56350197
The listing is gone unfortunately
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>>56350217
SHUCKS
H
U
C
K
S
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>>56350209
>screen protector for a capacitive touchscreen
I don't know why I feel like this is a bad idea since smartphones are the same thing and everyone has a screen protector for those. It's the same kind of affair as putting a case on it I suppose, I like it raw.
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>>56350242
I felt the exact same way. I hated screen protectors, until I tried glass ones. They feel the same as raw.

What firmware version are you on?
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>>56350268
Good ol 3.60, riding that piracy train. I'll be honest with you, I just got the Vita for free games.
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is DHgate good? or i am asked to get chinked?
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>OP used my image

My life is complete
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>>56350343
Congratulations!
>>
so, gearbest says
>Ideally, the videos should be clear and focused, under good lighting conditions, and taken at close and medium distance.
Please keep the attachment below 2MB and use any of these formats rar, ppt, pdf.

if i rar up a mp4 is that gonna work? am i retarded or what?
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>>56350343
We postan chink danbos?
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I verified my shark today. Please use this when pissphone posts.
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>>56350521
I used my new micro sd cards readers. I got 7 for under a dollar. 14c USD each.
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>>56350537
The sd card goes in with no issue. The usb part is uncomfortably tight in the usb port though.
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Its retarded that you guys spread misinformation
He didn't piss on a phone, he dropped his phone in a toilet with piss in it
>>
Any decent chink tablets? I kinda want a decent one to shitpost from bed
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>>56350556
>Its retarded that you guys spread misinformation
Aren't memes born from that
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>>56350556
>Its retarded that you guys spread misinformation

do you know where you are?
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>>56350568
Teclast x80

Don't have one but anons here talk about it often
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>>56350537
>>56350547
I thought about buying some 100+ of these and reselling them for 10x their price... sadly, I didn't do it, and now, I can't find cheap microSD readers.
>>
Kz-Ate or Zircon?
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>>56347370
wat a fuckwit man, if you keep doign this shit then we cant have cheap chinese shit when stores dont profit cos of cheap indian assholes like you.
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>>56350614
Find out what you can get an Iogear for, I paid like $10 for mine like a good goy and it looks nice and does the job well, you could probably resell them.
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>>56348185
Those are bad club master knockoffs.

Source: I work at luxottica corporate
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>>56349438
Not him, but I own COC .5, 1, 1.5, 2, 2.5

Can close the 2.5
>>
>Purchase something on August 14th
>Pay extra for 7-10 business day delivery
>Last update on tracking information was it arriving to a warehouse in Kentucky on the 18th
Should I be pissed about paying extra for faster shipping and say something or should I wait a little longer
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>>56350722
>Pay extra
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>>56350722
Paying extra for shipping doesn't do anything, you got chinked
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>>56348185
>you will never find great knockoffs in ali
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>>56350722
If they have reviews like on AliExpress, fuck yes send them a message and say you will give them bad feedback. Will probably refund the shipping. They do NOT like bad feedback or reviews
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>>56350742
>>56350738
>>56350760
Oh well, it was only like $2.00. What else was I gonna spend it on, right?
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>mfw I order a hat
>mfw I get a tracking code
>mfw there is no activity for 15 days
>mfw contact chink yesterday
>mfw suddenly the package is in the Czech Republic
>mfw I have no face
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>>56350804
good gwailo
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>>56345812
In an era of streaming what do you even use these old mp3 players for?
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>>56350870
120 listening hours means you only need to charge it every other week
>>
What's the cheapest drone with camera that you can fly outdoors?

$40 is too much for a fucking meme toy
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>>56345849
I bought some fake Oliver peoples a while back. They were fine.
>>56348185
They have a vupoo page or whatever that site is where you have to contact them to order.
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>>56350388
Yes
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Someone needs to add a xiaomeme page to the wiki so we can catalogue all their products.
Is there anything they don't sell?
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>>56350964
dildos
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>>56350971
>namefag
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>>56350864
>not spelling gweilo properly

fucking gweilo
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>>56350961
What camera do you have?
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>>56350971
Yes.
I mean, it's not particularly good, and one leg is slightly longer than the other, but it's more than good enough for taking pics, especially considering the price, which is literally tree fiddy.

>>56350988
LG G4 with CM13.
I mention CM13 because it actually makes the camera a little worse.
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>>56350837
>He cares about the shipping progress of a hat
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Why haven't you ordered a ranch slut t-shirt yet anons?
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>>56351012
i care about the shipping progress of anything i spend money on, you NEET motherfucker
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>>56351040
legalise ranch
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>>56351040
Still waiting for my pepe shirt and Trump hat
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>>56351060
Your logic is flawed.
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Got another Xiaomi mouse pad :^)
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>>56351108
>caring about how you spend money is a flaw

i'm not even a yid but what in the fuck are you talking about
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>>56351126
Are you really that stupid?
>>
>>56351114
How long did it take for you to get yours? I ordered mine on the 13th and it's still not here yet
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>>56351040
I swear to god if this ends up in the suggestions box...
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ordered the 12th package has been in NL for 10 days, when will i get my chink shit?
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>>56338793

>Are there any masturbators worth attention?

Check out the Xiaomi BMCV, if you haven't already.

>Can i also order lube from Ali?

You can, but make sure to get a water-based lubricant, so you don't damage your ona-hole.
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I think I just got chinked out of my precious $0.81 bucks.

Bought one of these plastic containers with those adjustable squares, like for fishing lures or board game pieces and shit like that. But instead it was just molded fixed immovable plastic.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Plastic-10-Slots-Compartment-Jewelry-Necklace-Storage-Box-Case-Holder-Craft-Organizer-Container-hot-selling/32651524727.html

One one hand, I feel petty because it's less than a buck, on the other, it's a chink chinking me and that make me want to open a dispute out of principle.
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>>56351203
I have a couple of those exact ones, they use them to ship resistors, nuts, botls, washers.

Ended up gluing all the plastic pieces in place lol.
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>>56351202
stop posting ur own shit memes
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>>56351141
10 days from order to shipping out
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>>56351220
I sort of need the extra space for my knick-knacks.

Granted I can just take a knife or something. But still, is it even worth opening a dispute? It's probably just gonna be a bunch of denying and shit.
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>>56351235
How is that router?
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>>56345849
I have those exact glasses.
Except for the printing on the inside of the temples is off and missing letter but otherwise they're very good.
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>>56351183
you jinxed yourself! now this shirt will appear there :^)
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>>56345849
lol dude how poor are you, AO sunglasses arent even that expense
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>>56351248
Pretty decent. I just use it as a wifi repeater at the moment.
UI is good but it's all in Chinese and I don't know if there's an English port yet.
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Just got this $3 mouse in the mail fairly quickly and its a bit stiff but still usable. Has a short cord but its pretty great for what I got. Its made for people with larger hands imo.


http://www.ebay.com/itm/381674856182?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT
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>>56351202
Wait, Xiaomi makes it?
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>>56346509

>referral links

Fuck off.
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>>56351306
IIRC, the app is the only thing that is in English for the router. I remember reading from an anon saying that this, and the mini share the same hardware and has an openwrt port.
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Got RayBan replicas today too. Seems like a solid product. Definitely seems to be polarised as well.
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>>56351439
>Banned
My Veithdia glasses came in the exact same case.
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>>56349182
>>56349647
>>56349712
>>56349814

>fapping with a death grip

Its times like this when I'm glad I grew up fapping using a delicate touch.
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>>56351454
Haha nice
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>>56350556

>Its retarded that you guys spread misinformation

Are you that European guy who was fucking his sister?
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>>56351439
Another pic
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What eartips should I get for my Zircons I just ordered?
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>>56350722

>Paying extra for "faster" shipping.

Fucking ching chong CHINKED
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>>56346146
>>56346224
>>56346326
>>56346615

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/orange_pi_pc/1553371_32448079125.html

>$18.35 w/ shipping

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/orange_pi_pc_with_cable_and_case/32451114550.html

>$27.86 w/ shipping

Is this a good deal?

Is it worth the extra $9.51 for the transparent case and the power cable?

>picrelated
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>>56351495
Stock one are great. Foam tips reduce bass for me.
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>>56349781
That's because the Romanian postal service is run by dickheads who still long for the days when Ceausescu was in charge.
I bought a relative some fancy hats and a cheap watch and the same happened to her, except the questions seemed to be more about whether she planned on using her fancy hats for terrorist purposes than how much they cost.
>>
can i get the senfer ues somewhere that accepts paypal? i dont fuck with ali
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>>56351661
Have you considered using AliExpress?
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Fucking gearbest.
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>>56351624

Exactly. I ordered 5 watches for friends and I was put in a dark room with all the items on the table.
I was asked if i wanted to try and sell them. If i have a smuggling store of my own and shit like that

Fuck this country
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>>56351547
Yes get the case and get at least the USB power cable, you can use any 1A+ usb wall charger.
I tinker a lot with my OrangePi PC, best chink thing I got.
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>>56351547
No, the box you don't really need and the cable should cost under 5 dollars.
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>>56351719
What is it
If it's a power bank and you are in australia, check your goddamn messages because they are probably holding your order to comply with current battery import laws
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>>56350370
Yes, just add a youtube link
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>>56351753
I'm not in Australia, it's a keyboard, tempered glass screen protector, a DP to DVI converter and a C8 flashlight, no battery anywhere.

Started a support ticket on the 15th and they just keep telling me that things are in stock, and to wait for shipping.
>>
>>56351553

Where do you even get the fucking foam tips
>>
>>56351780
well I guess they are trying to fuck you
good luck
>>
>>56351780

you got chink'd
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>>56351780
Message them again dude
>>
>>56351808
I've been msging them every other day since the 15th and they just keep telling me the same thing.

>>56351795
They won't even tell me which of the items aren't in stock, heck my $300+ tablet and other orders came in fine, but this order is just stuck.
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>>56346127
I'm waiting for it too. I had an X80Pro but it was stolen. Now I'm waiting for this wonderful piece of chinktech!
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So I figure I should probably give back to /csg/ every now and then. I've had these headphones for a few days now (I paid less than $20 USD shipped for the headphones and the replacement pads since they were OOS and my order was delayed by a week). They're not exactly chinkshit compared to some of the other shit on this thread but I'm sure they're just rebranded chinkshit. I got them from monoprice, part no 8323 (ear pads, 11950). They sound very good and are pretty comfortable. They have a detachable cable so they work well with a "headset" cable. I like them a lot more than my turtlebeach x12 headset. They have a little more bass and a little less on the high end but I'm sure I could clean that up with an eq. The best part is that there is no static, unlike with my old headphones. I would definitely recommend them for the price.

Forgive me for the photo, my new phone sucks with low-light and I tried to clean it up a bit.
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>>56351851
Mention wanting a refund and watch how fast your item ships out.
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>>56346127
>>56351871

Dat 4GB RAM 64GB ROM Retina Win10!
Greetings fellows!
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Thoughts on this?

Looking for a decent cheap one to toss my old 18650s in.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/301779660098
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>>56351877
/hpg/ here. 8323 is alright, but it has some problems. first being you need some extra padding on the head-band or you will get a hot spot after a while. new pads like you mentioned too. also the plastic along the ends of the band tends to crack, this can eventually mean the internal metal band gets dislodged and they're pretty hard to use after that.

if you want a cheap as shit headphone, the tascam th-02 needs new pads and possible padding as well, and the cable is fixed. but it also sounds MUCH better, as in not far off the $100 m40x and xpt-100. it's also only $15-20. if you want to spend a bit more the 668b sounds a good deal better than both and it's like $35 on amazon right now. also kind of needs new pads though.

or you could just get an IEM for <$10.
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>>56351877
I also just got in my Gole1. It's a relatively new chinese UMPC. It comes with a x5-z8300 and 4 GB RAM and 64 GB emmc (also available in 2GB/32GB) and it runs Windows 10 and Android 5. Supposedly it's getting an update for Android to ver 6 soon but I have my doubts. It runs very well in my experience and is significantly faster than both my ux180p and my samsung q1u.

It's about the same size as my UX, a little smaller since the UX has an extended battery but with the HDD addon, my UX is about the same size. It has 3 USB 2.0 ports, 1 USB 3.0, 1 HDMI, megabit ethernet, 2 charging ports (proprietary 3A charger and micro usb for trickle charging), and a headphones port. It also has an external antenna which is a little annoying but since it's solid aluminum, I guess that's the only way to get a decent signal without compromising on the case.

It does mostly work with xubuntu as well but there are some chipset related issues that can probably be fixed with custom repos or a different distro.

I'm hoping to get some sort of clip on keyboard or controller but I think it might be a bit too thick for some of the stuff that's designed for phones so I might have to get something custom 3d printed and use a DS3/4 controller.

It's frustrating though because the manufacturer has not released any driver packs (so make sure you back that shit up) and I really would like some sort of hardware keyboard/mouse addon like my older UMPCs. Also, the wifi does not appear to be AC as far as I can tell but I believe that may be a bug with the AU on Windows 10. It only shows as ABGN but I don't have AC anymore so I don't really care one way or the other.

I was worried about the 2600 mAh battery but I can get at least 4 hours out of it (video) and some people are reporting charging issues but I haven't had that experience. My unit is part of the latest batch though.

I'd do a video review but I don't have a tripod. But I will answer any questions if anyone has any.
>>
Why does gaybeast want photo of my utility bill and credit card? Is this some kind of chinking method?
>>
>>56351995
>first being you need some extra padding on the head-band or you will get a hot spot after a while
Yup I did notice that. Luckily, I don't usually use them for too long in one sitting.

I have some IEMs but my ears get really waxy after like 20 minutes and they just get really uncomfortable.

Eitherway, my 8323 works wonderfully for me and they are cheaper than the 668b. They sound better than my x12 and the detachable cable is the deciding factor for me.

>>56352000
Again, please forgive my terrible photo. I can probably do better.
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IT JUST GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

https://twitter.com/hbarra/status/770909309769093120
>>
>>56352036

xiaomeme is clearly trying to conquer the world
>>
>>56352000
I thought a requirement for a UMPC be that it have some kind of keyboard. isn't that just a really small windows tablet then, or does it have no touch controls at all?

either way, could you link me?

one of those folding keyboards that people used to use with PDAs would be a good fit. I wish there were keyboard cases small enough for that thing, though if those were going to be made I think the phone market would have produced it already. I have never seen a keyboard case that was smaller than like 8 inches.
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Is my egg masturbator?
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>>56352061
>I thought a requirement for a UMPC be that it have some kind of keyboard. isn't that just a really small windows tablet then, or does it have no touch controls at all?
Sorry. It's supposed to be a mini pc. The screen and battery are just to qualify it as a tablet so Microsoft will give a free Windows 10 license from what I have read. I'm just comparing it with a UMPC but it's technically a mini tablet. For reference, my phone is bigger than it. The only hardware controls are the four buttons on the front (power, vol+, vol-, and a super key), everything else is touch screen.

I got it from the kickstarter but they have it on gearbest.

http://www.gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_372951.html
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I need something big to bring along to read books and manga as I read a lot of both when I have free time at uni. I also use an iPhone 6S (it's through work) that I actually use for phone shit but I will carry both 24/7

Is this good guys?
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>>56352128
What country you in anon?
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>>56352135
Canada, hence the currency conversion.
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>>56351746

Good to know, thanks.

I think I am going to get this one, since it also has a wifi antenna:

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Orange-Pi-PC-Plus-set-3/32668421022.html

The description says you can install Ubuntu and Debian on it, but they really mean any flavor of Linux, right?

Can I install Gentoo on it?
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>>56352128
Look into this
>>56346127
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>>56352128
Looks good though.

>>56352146
Does it supports the bands your carrier uses and the bands in your country? You might want to check that first.
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What is the best, cheap android chinkshit chinkphone for VR shit?

I have a spare Samsung Galaxy S3, but the screen is broken and it will cost $150 to fix it, which is bullshit.
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>>56352064
Oppai for 17€
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>>56351781
got them here http://www.aliexpress.com/item/foam-tips/32419364287.html
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>>56352254

Thanks lad
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What's this super cheap headset? Feedback seems OK for that price
http://s.aliexpress.com/FbeAjqmE
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>>56352280

Gonna get this.

Been looking for a cheap headset for a while.

Will report back in 15-30 days.
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>>56352310
Nice, keep us updated.
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Can't wait until Trump is elected and embargoes China, so you fuck stop making a new thread every 2.3 nanoseconds
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>>56352340

I'm a staunch Trump supporter, but if he takes my sweet chinkshit deals I am not going to be happy.
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>>56352340
actually americans are a small percentage here
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>>56352359
>supports trump who wants to bring jobs to america
>buys chinkshit
disgusting

>>56352376
the chink industry will collapse once americans can't buy their stuff anymore
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>>56352254
anything similar for my hybrids?
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>>56352340
>your general is successful and popular, waaaahhhh
>Twump please save muh /g/
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>>56352398
/csg/ isn't /g/, it's /biz/
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>>56345731

How much would I have to pay a us anon to post me batteries? To Australia.
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>>56352404

Lithuanian swine.
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>>56352430
You are gonna get arrested
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>>56352394
they fit my hybrids as well (5mm)
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>>56352439
fuck no, proud american trump supporter, fuck off with your eastern european trash
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>>56352404
/csg/ is fine on /g/ since most of the items are technological in nature with only the occasional cat cushion thrown in.
Youtube reviews and Discord on the other hand do not belong anywhere on this website, never mind this board or general.
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>>56352441
Fuck the police


How the heck else can I get drone batteries to Australia? :^(
>>
>when you finally patronize a store with a cute chink girl
The smiley faces and broken English she sends me each day makes the shipping wait more bearable, even if I know she just wants the G. Card.
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>>56352445
s/hybrids/penis
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>>56352454
Ask the seller to put "definitely not batteries" as the item description on the package.
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>>56352470

Do you think it would work? Worth a try I suppose
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>>56352404
Chinese Shopping General, not ch*ink sh*t general you racist shitlords

referral link cancer fuck youtubers follow me and unsub from them

Discord is a carcinogenic vote in my strawpoll

Mp3 players are useless and anybody who likes them is a worthless audiophile

There I've said all you're going to say, can we move on now?
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>>56352486
Don't worry, you can move on for now.

Until November when Trump takes office and shuts this shit down.
>>
Got this to wear on job interviews:

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/job_necklace/32542362993.html
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>>56352453
>le youtubers forced meme
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>>56352526
>>
>>56352486
you also missed the

"thread where we can talk about our chink shit after an extended period of use, a csg afterparty"
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>yfw then Tenga® Egg variety pack is on sale for $11.16

Fugg, I can't decide whether or not to pull the trigger.
>>
>>56352486
mp3 players have use outside of audiophiles, I use mine to save battery and space on my phone. Plus phones nowadays are so big that your earbuds end up bending at shit angles so you're actually increasing the longevity of your earbuds using a 2" device as opposed to a 5" one.
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>>56352481
It works for me. I've not had a consignment of batteries stopped since I asked them to describe them as r/c receivers, whereas I lost a couple before that.
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>>56352534
OP here.

Yes, youtube reviews are a forced meme, and an awful one at that. Posting them should be grounds for a lengthy ban. Did you not notice the lack of inclusion of your list of /csg/ video reviewer cunts in my OPs?
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>>56352617
Don't trigger him, he'll start telling you he pulled out his Ruizu X02 in public and everyone made fun of him for being a degenerate audiophile. Also discord and youtube are cancer etc etc etc etc. He's a stale meme.
>>
I just ordered something on ali and cancelled it right away. How long will it take to get my 8 yurobucks back? Im an A2 level buyer but I've never done this before.
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Anyone wants to buy a glowing ballsack to hang on their bike?

You are in luck.
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>>56352690
This is the cringiest shit that pops up in my recommendations. I hate chink shit like this.
t. a Dutch bikefag.
>>
>>56352690

Can anybody who has bought one of these vouch for the integrity of the string that hangs the nuts?

I want to get one, but not if the ballsack will tear from the force of its own weight bouncing around.
>>
>>56352672
This is bullshit. I would never buy an mp3 player because I'm not an autistic retard.
>carry a separate device around which does nothing except duplicate a function already provided by my phone which I always carry anyway? what a capital idea, yes I do eat my own feces why do you ask?
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VAT19 EXTREME CHINKERY

261% MARKUP
>>
>>56352710
Some of us like to be able to use our phones for more than an hour.
>>
>>56352735
get a Xiaomeme Note 3
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>>56352661
Life must be miserable in Lithuania when you suffer from severe autism.

Making new thread now.
>>
>>56352710
So, you also don't own a computer and TV then?
>>
>>56352697
what kind of bike do you ride?
>>
>>56352749
ur mum
>>
>>56352730
all sites like that, and those home shopping channel products are all marked up rebranded chinkshit.
>>
>>56352735
If your phone can only play music for an hour then you need to replace either the battery or the phone. Buying an mp3 player for that is like getting shot in the chest and treating the wound by putting a bandage on your dog.
>>
>>56352735
>>56352745
>taking the Lithubait when we've already accurately predicted his tactics
Can you just not?
>>
>>56352730
Vat19 wants $99 for this: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-New-2015-Mini-Glove-Pillow-Hot-Sales-Creative-Siesta-Pillows-Ostrich-Pillow-For-Travelling/32302401522.html
>>
>>56352761

The RuizuX02 also has much more storage capacity than your shitty iphone or whatever the fuck piece of shit phone you use.
>>
>>56352745
I own a TV because watching things on a big screen is meaningfully better than watching them on a 5.5" phone screen, whereas there is no such meaningful difference between your mp3 player and your phone. Same for the computer.
>>
>>56352791
>he owns a TV
Fucking kill yourself faggot.
>>
>>56352743
>>56352661
Hey OP, what ever happened to that infographic or whatever you were making?
>>
>>56352791
>>Be 2016
>>Still uses TV
>>Still uses PC
>>
>>56352789
Your memep3 player uses Micro SD cards. My phone also uses Micro SD cards, and if for some unfathomable reason 128GB of storage is insufficient for your FLAC weeaboo chiptunes you could always connect a flash drive via OTG to your phone to further expand its storage capabilities.

How much does Ruizu pay you to shill its obsolete products here?
>>
>>56352807
How much does the country of Lithuania pay you to shitpost?
>>
>>56352791
>>56352807

>has an smartphone
>also has a PC and a TV for some reason

Might as well just throw that shit in the trash.
>>
>>56352798
If you're too poor to buy yourself a nice big TV then that's not my concern.

>>56352803
If you don't have at least one device that a normal person would call a computer at home then this is not the board for you.
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>>56352821
>Lithuania
>can afford paying people

It's state mandated.
>>
>>56352710
Phones are brittle. I'd rather break a $20 mp3 while trail riding than my phone.
>>
>>56352833
a phone is a computer
>>
>>56352801
he's not real OP, just some greasy NEET who happens to be the quickest to make a new thread during his break from posting on r/the_donald
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>>56352833
>If you're too poor to buy yourself a nice big TV then that's not my concern.
And yet you can't afford a single cheap chink MP3 player and have to come crying in here about it.
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>>56352821
>I have been thoroughly beaten and have no comeback whatsoever so I'll just call him Lithuanian: The Post
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Bought these 2 mugs yesterday, totally not going to regret spending 40€ on 2 mugs (~144€ for the mugs, 26€ for shipping)
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New thread here
>>56352849
>>56352849
>>56352849
>>56352849
>>56352849


>>56352801
Still working on it, sorry it's taking so long.
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>>56352850
Not chink shit and I don't believe you.
>>
>>56352843
shoo shoo stinky lithu
>>
>>56352840
A normal person wouldn't call it a computer. They would call it a phone. Try reading the whole post before vomiting your ignorance into the reply box next time.

>>56352845
I can afford to buy 20kg sacks of dog food but I don't because I have no use for them since I don't own a dog.
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>>56352883
read
>>56352840
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>>56352833
>>Be 2016
>>Still can't use smartphone to do whatever a computer does
>>Needs two devices that do the same thing
>>
>>56352749
An old batavus.
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>>56352904
You ever try editing video on a smartphone?
>>
>>56353110
I have, it's like editing video on LInux
>>
>>56346127
I bought a tablet and the SD card slot stopped working. I tried messaging paypal but they chinked me
>>
>>56353121
And then leaving the phone somewhere overnight to render the final output before discovering in the morning that it's overheated and shut itself down, I imagine.
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>>56351975
Get a tomo
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>>56346260
Disgusting
>>
>120 gb ssd for only $35
What's the catch
>>
>>56350547

Sandisk plastic usb plug thumb sticks are also unusually dificult to insert so i guess it must a characteristic of fully plastic usb plugs.
>>
>>56352238
Is the material any good?
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>>56347370
>>56347370

>being this much of a kike
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