/csg/ Chink Shit General

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tfw no chinese gf

>>55609402
ummm

http://www.xiaomidevice.com/xiaomi-redmi-note-4.html

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>>55609402
>If you have high-res pictures of the following chink shit items feel free to (you) me

Was cutting it close to the character limit but somehow still missed that, I blame it on it being 3am where I'm at. Good night csg!

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What am I doing with my life...

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>>55609402
OPAnon. Can we add:

http://www.kimovil.com/en/compare-smartphones
https://www.frequencycheck.com/
http://willmyphonework.net/


To the OP going forward?

Might help some people and cut down on the "will my fone work"

Inb4: /spg/ is that way ---->

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>>55609402
>Still in need of more earbuds/headphones too
are these good enough for the piston 3s?
1/2

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>>55609551
2/2
im really shit at taking photos

Is there anywhere to get brides in /csg/?

>>55609478

>tfw buying things just because a world without the knowledge that there are packages coming in the mail is too hard to bear

What powerbank is good, has 30ah, and can charge my Toshiba Chromebook 2?

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>>55609547
Nope. /csg/ is not for chink phones primarily. discussions about phones only merits ~%10 of /csg/ on a good day, and 99.9% of this discussion is about one particular phone only.

So -
>>>/g/spg/

>>55609573
Look for the interpals thread on int, they perfected the art of slinging dick with asian cuties using a fucking app meant for language exchange/penpals

Can you change the name to Chinese Shopping General? There's no need to be racist. Chinese are people too.

>>55609631
this

>>55609605
understood

>>55609631
>>55609643

Worse forced meme

>>55609631
I concur

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>>55609631
>Chinese are people too

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>>55609631

no they aren't

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>>55609567
Excellent, I'll definitely be able to use that!
>>55609605
Well news about the latest chink phones usually does get posted here as well as unlock guides and anons trying out more obscure models, could add one of those urls and a link to our friends in the current spg thread

>>55609695
Linking to spg makes more sense.

Thanks for all your hard work.

>>55609631
We actually love the Chinese, just not the ones that make shit products or try to chink customers.

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>>55609725

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>>55609725
One of my mainlander friends explained it this way: in China, the people you meet are either above you or below you. Anyone below you, you exploit.

>>55609631

They're highly evolved ants. Industrious, productive, but ultimately heartless, mindless drones whose individual lives don;t matter even slightly to the operation of the whole.

>>55609711
Though I must say that I've seen some pushback towards chink phones in those threads with some anons telling others to come here with questions about chink smartphones

>>55609772
for OPAnon and his upcoming infographics:

Maybe /csg/ becomes the source of information for all chinky phones...we just need a wiki/infographic to point summerfriends to so they can understand what's required when buying a china phone...

Like:

Does it work on provider X's network (look it up?)

Do I need to flash (if you dont want botnets and chinese input, yes)

Whos the best to buy it from? (top one / goldway?)

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>>55609695
Heres one of the zircons, although /csg/ seems to hate the white variant

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>>55609827

maybe somebody can just update the wiki.....

>>55609847
>my white ones are on their way
They match with my phone fuck you csg

>>55609847
Well if someone has the black one I'm sure both would be used.

>>55609761
Don't they accept that us White Westerners are above them, considering even our lowest class of peasants make more in a month than they do in a year?

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>>55609402

Reposting from prev thread


Help me /g/ is there a somewhat reliable chinkshit store for pc parts that ships globally?

I'm finally earning money and thinking of building a new pc.

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>>55609944
I never asked on a race vs race basis...the comparison was on individuals.

From what I have been told, everything is a relationship in China. Business, school, whatever.

Everyone is always maneuvering for position.

Even our ever present "Cathy". I am sure she is trying to toss "Cindy" under the boss to get ahead.

Pepsi make phones now or is this just some chink chinkery?

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_399894.html

>>55609954
>>55609940
Gearbest while generally incompetent and unaware of the pc components they sell actually have a pretty big selection, just stay away from that $99 Nvidia card (its a fake, known to fool Amazon/Newegg and the German PC retail market) and most videocards on chink sites usually are old and/or overpriced.

>>55609991
>Everyone is always maneuvering for position.
so, it's like america?

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>>55609954
I have been on csg for a little while. I haven't seen any reports of "reliable" sources for pc parts.

I have seen reports of "970s" going for super cheap....which ultimately were found to be rebranded / modifiied 570s

Some anon a couple of weeks ago bought a 775 xenon pc for I think $200. I got the feeling it was more an exercise of absurdity as opposed to genuinely trying to build a quality pc.

All the suppliers ship globally...

>>55610034
its real, but it has a mediakek, so into the trash it goes

>>55609991
What I'm saying is that I am above them, so they should respect me and not try to chink me.

>>55610034
Might be a one off thing meant for the Asian market as a promotional item or some shit.

>>55610050
>I have seen reports of "970s" going for super cheap....which ultimately were found to be rebranded / modifiied 570s
Would it be possible to buy one of these, prove that it's a 570 through GPU-Z or some shit, then file a dispute and get your money back?

>>55610065
A Pepsi P1 phone was released in November last year, think Pepsi is big in China or some shit

>>55610072
Even if you could, what would you use a 570 for? It's just not enough for anything nowadays.

>>55610087
It's better than my current card. I'm too much of a cheap fuck to upgrade.

>>55610047
My dealings with American business types:

They dont want to talk real business until after you've gone on a couple of "dates". The game, food, liquor, something.

After the initial honeymoon, you can sign a deal and that's it.

My dealings with business in China. You want to make 10000 flashlights? No problem. We ship 100 for free. They ship the greatest, most well built, perfect examples you've ever seen. Great, you think, send me the rest of the order.

They ship and you inspect. You agreed to 4% max failure/returns. You get the order and start to check, the failures are actually closer to 30%..You complain. SO SOLLY, WE SHIP REPLACEMENT BY AIR FREIGHT.

Repeat.

Any chance to fuck you, they do.

Still doesn't stop me from doing business with them. You just have to triple check every step of the way.

At least with Americans, it usually incompetence, not malice when the order is fucked up.

>>55610050
I bought the Samsung 250gb 850 EVO SSD off Gearbest during the great cakeraid of 2016, only had to pay $50 for it after goodboypoints deduction.

They've got a nice selection of ram too, pc cases usually aren't worth it as they exceed the limit to qualify for China's government funded shipping.

>>55610050
>>55610039

Ok then, its just that these chinese sites take other pay methods(cant pay with paypal or credit card, dont ask) so I wouldnt mind taking some relatively fake stuff as long as it works.

>>55610116
>cant pay with paypal or credit card, dont ask

literal child confirmed, then

>>55610072
As it has been proven time and time again, you can't out chink the chink.

They know the game.

It's better to just give it a pass and not waste your time arguing with them.

>>55610082
That's actually true, Coke never took off as much there. Also Pepsi Japan made Pepsiman so that might have boosted their brand's popularity in those countries.

>>55610126

hah! I wish.

>>55610116
If you are old enough to grow some pubes on your face, you are old enough to get a pre-paid cc.

Or even a visa gift card...the terms and rates are super shitty, but you can do it.

>>55610116
holy shit just set up alipay

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>>55610153

That's the other option.

Jack's got you (and everyone) covered

>>55610147
>pre-paid cc

None of those in the middle of the amazon.

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>>55610196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ElQaVjQZE

Do they have jewtube in the Amamamamazon?

>>55610196
are you planning on paying with bugs and fruit

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>>55610221

Or shrunken heads?

>>55610236
spooky

>>55610176
>Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse but I will live my life knowing my face will always look like a raisin. - Jack Ma

i don't have one but the AULA F2012 and the magicforce are really well built cheap mech kbs

>>55610153
>>55610176
>>55610220


Its alipay then.

>>55610221
>>55610236
Ah you dont want to know.

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whas a good and cheap android chink tablet?
whats a good and cheap chink win tablet?

>>55609631
chink spotted.
remember nanking.

>>55610304
Fuck off

>>55610304
w i k i

>>55610304
asus zenpad

>>55610304

Teclast X98 for both

>>55610301

I actually am curious. What's your deal if you are in the middle of the amamamamamzon?

Lose a bet? Indentured servitude?

well i just popped my chinkshit cherry.
ordered an android endoscope and an infrared thermometer for about $8 each.
chose the slightly faster shipping option for 90 cents.

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How accurate are chink IR thermometers?

I want to try my hand at metallurgy

Alright, reviewing some chinky purchases that I've made over the past month or so:

>fake Toms sandals $10
Look good, very comfy, look very real and not fake. Great lazy summer shoe.

>VGA, VGA to DVI converter, 3-Pin power cable
all work and were on average ~$1 each

>World Map poster for $0.91 after $1 discount
Paper and printing are of good quality, however the packaging was not so it has a big crease in the middle. It looks vintage though so it kinda works anyways.

>$8 bluetooth gamepad
I can't get it to pair with anything. Obnoxious.

>$5 expresscard USB 3.0 expansion
It works, data transfer speeds were fast.

>$4 male masturbator
had a great week with it until it broke.

>$2 KY Jelly
legit KY Jelly decent amount, do not have aids now

Is this the computer science general?
What is the type of the Y combinator?

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how often does gearbest offer not only free shipping but free item?

>>55610514
link that

>>55610050
SSDs are a good deal from china, you can get one of those 120GB KingDian SSDs for like $30.
The Xiaomi XL Mousepad is awesome.
I feel like you can't go wrong with simple shit like case fans, or even something like a CPU cooler.

However, the price difference isn't that much for a lot of stuff, and usually for just $10 more you can get really good name brand shit.

>>55610532
its a bug if you mark that item as a favorit its says its free

>>55610429
>$8 bluetooth gamepad
Is it the 8bitdo Zero? They're confusing to pair, make sure you read the manual online

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Looking for a Chink Go Pro alternative, does anyone know about such thing ?

>Xiaomi Mi Key 3.5mm Smart Quick Button
has anyone tryed this? what does the app offer for options? i was thinking of using that as a 2factor

How can I tell if an android charging cord is going to either charge effectively or kill my battery

>>55610876
buy a ROCK one, they're on sale and ROCK are a reliable brand.

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How bad did I do? Did I meme hard enough?

>>55610107
Rather malice than incompetence.

Malice means if they like you they produce good shit for you. Incompetence means they might never produce something decent.

>>55611019

Reply with: Send the order or get a 1 star review

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will this hat make me faster?

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>>55610304
Amazon Fire Tablet $50

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>>55611081
Most certainly

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>>55610655
Xiaomi Yi

Aw man C/n??

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Happy-Cow-Mini-Rc-Tank-777-270-Wifi-Fpv-30w-Pixels-Deformable-Camera-Support-IOS-Phone/32483732758.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.21.srPs22&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10057_10056_10055_10037_10049_301_10033_10059_10032_10058_10017_405_404_407_10040,searchweb201603_4&btsid=7aaccab5-874c-4095-8885-3149cd1d9dab

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Do all flags look so creased up and shitty when they arrive? You can't even iron these, so how the fuck do you make it look normal?

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Can somebody tell me or direct me to somewhere that lists all the versions of the Xiaomi Redmi phones? Confused between the various Redmi 3 models
>3
>3 prime
>3 pro
>3S
>2/3S Pro

>>55611169
Washing machine, make sure it's wet when you put it in the drier

>>55611169

steam

>>55611181
Post one more creep shot and I'll tell you

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>>55611212
That's all i have, but i got this pic of some nice legs

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Just got this in inflatable camping pillow for $10. It weighs only 77 grams and folds into a small cylinder.

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Does CN mean Canada or just China (even though there's already a Chinese option)?

>>55611169

if this doesn't works:
>>55611187
wash it the hang it damp in a rope from wide side corners add some weight to the 2 other corners

>>55611228
Link?

fucking gearbest can't ship extra fast with dhl, first they apologize & offer free shipping, now they're talking about import taxes when I said fuck it I want a refund

>>55611081
Yes. Make sure you can handle such high speeds, though.

>>55611282
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shiping-High-Quatity-Ultralight-Camping-Travel-Inflating-Pillow-Neck-Protective-Pillow/32659838868.html

>>55611297
>implying it's the chinks fault your country has shitty import taxes.

>>55610116
The only reliable things you can buy are brand new PCI video cards that mostly consist of Nvidia FX5500s and ATI Rage 128s, DDR2, DDR1, PC133 SDRAM, connectors with brackets for use with mobo headers, some socket 771 Xeon CPUs.

Can anyone reccomend USB charging station like Anker Power Port 4 or 6?

>>55611613
Aukey PA-Y6

Or
Baseus Duelpower Series 5 Port USB Charger $20.31
http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-cables-adapters/pp_333141.html

I those are too expensive then the Vina UPS 5port $14.66
http://www.gearbest.com/plugs-sockets/pp_393295.html

ORICO DCA - 4U $10.64
http://www.gearbest.com/usb-gadgets/pp_135798.html
if you can't afford the Above, kindly fuck off as anything cheaper than that are house fire tier.

>>55610953
For rechargeable batteries, don't ever trust chink shit. Chances are, they lied about how much mAH it has. And the batteries will probably die on you after a few charges or a few months.

Always go with brand name like the Panasonic Eneloop.

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>>55610655

Just got my Xiaomi piston 3's today, I'm genuinely surprised with the sound quality. Or I am just facing a /g/ placebo

>>55611686
Is there a good source of Panasonic Eneloop batteries for cheap?

>>55611686

That one has good "legit" reviews with pictures and shit

>>55611678

Thanks baby ;)

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>>55611785
Here's some Xiaomi rechargeables
http://www.gearbest.com/batteries/pp_363064.html

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>>55609402
Made it just in time. All my stuff I ordered June 13th just arrived today. I'm the anon with the whiteboard photo studio. Also, infographic when

>>55610655
Get an SJCAM. I've got the M10+ and it's awesome. Doesn't do 4K only 2K but still it was 80$ on Amazon and it arrived in like two days. With a firmware flash it was off to the races. Still lots of horrible chinglish to enjoy.

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anyone can recommend a good high DPI mouse?

What are the best chink phones 150 or less?
Want to get a couple and compare them

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Is the Redmi 3s getting a CyanogenMod ROM?

Running the Note 3 with its own variant, showed someone and they asked if there is a smaller version. My meme knowledge came into play but don't wanna recommend MIUI

>>55611878
Tell them to stop being a manlet

>>55611785
Amazon basics are eneloop rebrands. There are some others. Fujitsu are pretty much the same thing.

I have some eneloop batteries that I bought on sale a while ago, and I was wondering how IKEA ladda batteries compare. It was one of those starter kits with the charger, and it came with a ton of AA batteries, but only 4 AAA batteries.

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>>55612017
Gtfo there is a general for this.

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>>55611921
That mantlet would be my mother

Oh yeah, anyone running a RedmiNote3 on CM13 also getting 'empty SIM slot' a lot, its the only bug.

>>55612030
I know, but I wanna chink one

>>55612036
No, which build are you using? Is your sim card not being detected?

I wan't to buy a Redmi 3, I have a Galaxy S4 right now, and the Redmi 3 seems like a pretty good buy. What do you guys think?

Ok lads, help me out please, I only have 15 bucks and I'm in need of a new pair of earbuds. It doesn't help that I'm an indecisive cunt.
My current pair is a song MH1, but the microphonics are killing me!
So, it all goes down to the following:

>Kz-ate s
>zircons
>kz ed9

Which one and why? I listen mostly to some old school dubstep, trap, and various EDM tracks, sometimes a bit of rock.
Thanks!

>>55609617
>tfw never managed to get anything BUT penpals on IP
>tfw even the ugly pakistani got a qt
starting to think this "dating" business is not for me lads

The finer details are in one of the Pics.

Its temperamental and mainly effects SIM slot 1, most boot ups it won't recognise, Slot 2 is more reliable but has done the same twice

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Are there chink headphones with comparable sound quality to ATH-M50xs? I have a pair of white ATH-M50x but I prefer not to take them outside, friends and others tend to ask me to borrow them.

TLDR, looking for cheap beater headphones with sound close to ATH-M50x

Removable cord preferred but optional.

>>55612123
I'm happy with mine.

>>55612109
>>55612162
Sorry dint quote

In this pic, see the build
>>55612036

Does anyone have the software off the meme fan? I don't own a optical drive...

>>55612126
Go for the zircons, i got them ~2 months ago, and they are still going strong.

>>55612169
The rock zircon's bass should be muddy enough to sound pretty close to those.

>>55612188
Does your imei show in settings? Did you flash the radios?

>>55612169
would you mind them being semi-open back? if so, the superlux 668bs are amazing for the price and have a removable cable

>Cute things galore
>cheap
>free ePacket shipping

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/731332

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>>55609631
>chinese are people
kek

>>55610426
The ones that people here have gotten are at least accurate within 5C

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>>55609631
>Chinese are people too.

if money was no object, would you still buy a chink phone for value or not?

>>55612427
Of course not

Some one please convince me to not buy this

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>>55612446
I dare you to buy it, pussy

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>>55612427

Yes I would, I have a OP2 now and my next one will be a Xiaomi.

>inb4 monopoly money jokes

>>55612446
it won't fit you tubby

>>55610107
>the game
fuck you

I'm working on a treat for you /csg/

it's coming soon

>>55610107
I have no idea why but I subconciously imagined a Canada flag on this post despite /g/ not even having flags

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Should I change anything?

>>55609631

Who cares?

I think Bpost uses fake tracking numbers, i didnt pay extra for tracking, so the tracking they gave me says the package arrived at the local post office 3 days ago, but i went there and there's nothing there

>>55610051
if they were smart, they would make a snapdragon version with usa bands, and branded as mountain dew. motherfuckers would buy the shit out of those.

>>55610139
india is supposed to be like that too. the guy at the dotspot next to my old shop, pepsi went through the bullshit that companies trying to get into the india market by getting involved in a partnership with an indian company, but coke wanted to have total control. there are all the yum brands over there and they are big. Especially KFC.

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Here's your treat /csg/

Your own personalized memefan webm

>>55610176
I will never lose the hard on I used to fuck your mother.

>>55612781
Is that meant to be four planes?

>>55610176
Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after that you'll be dead.

>>55612790
it's an action shot frame by frame

Do the redmis really have charging issues? Anons video from last thread has me worried...

>>55612806
That's better. I'd not want you to be 'that anon with more planes than towers'

Imagine turning up to the twin towers and you're the third plane

>>55612818
It'd be so embarassing you would never live it down

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>>55609402
Here's an H22 shot. If you want just the copter by itself I can provide that as well.

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>>55609402
meme fan

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>>55609402
nice usb meter

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>>55609402
shark

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>>55609402
socks

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Made with GIMP

>>55611098
this, i get one for 27 dollaroos and installed CM 12.1 in that.

>>55612972
Nobody cares about this gook.

>>55613047
I like to think about this quote as advice for the millions of chinese slaves that fuel his empire.

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Made with canv.as

I'm thinking about getting the redmi note 3 pro from gear best
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_308825.html

I'm just wondering if this is the international version, because I don't know what I have to do to get rid of any bloat ware and get google apps.

Can anyone tell me if this is the best place to get it, or if there is a better site for the international one.

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>>55613107
made in android

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>>55612972

Is custom flag anon still around?

I'd like to ask how you ended up liking the flag, delivery time, and if you could link me to it.

>>55613238
edgy

>>55611745
Nope they're that good

>Chinese Fountain Pen
Someone convince me not to buy it, I'm concerned it's a writing fedora but if it's not a social faux pas I kinda want one.
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/High-quality-Iraurita-Fountain-pens-Full-metal-Golden-Clip-luxury-pen-Jin-450GT-Caneta-Stationery-material/731332_32268337793.html

>>55612696
There's one posted in the OP, try the tracking number on 17Track

>>55613396
If your gonna get a fountain pen, get a JinHao 599 or x750, i have both and love them. The x750 Stainless steel especially.

>>55612847
I think just the quadcopter would be better yeah

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>>55613396
This is my x750, its gorgeous and feels fucking amazing in the hand

>>55613396
get the pen and add these to your order, sold by the same store

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/6-pcs-set-Color-Gel-pen-2015-New-hot-Starry-pattern-illust-Roller-ball-pen-Stationery/731332_32235119327.html

>>55613173
what's /G/?

Anybody buy one of those mini-PCs?

Wanna hear ?

>Order 20 or so chink shits
>Have to travel for emergency for 3 weeks
>Get back to find flatmates got drunk opened all packages , removed all items from their packing, accessories lost, items damaged , no instructions to be found .
>Knew I had an anger problem , never knew I could go kaio ken x10

>>55613107
>canv.as
stop reminding me

Anyone have the picture of the csg bunny with the vibrator?

>>55613655
oh fuck. did you kill him?

>>55613655
Also will post reviews within a week of absolute junk trash $1 xiaomi yi cam accessories .

>>55613655
If that had happened to me I would have had a fury of 1000 white hot suns and acted on my rage by buttfucking all their bussies

No Lube

>>55613655
>living with drunkards
>living near drunkards
>living near normie drunkards
serves you right

I got redirected by: >>55613679

What powerbanks do you personally recommend?

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>>55612847
One of just the quadcopter would maybe be better yeah
>>55612863
>>55612879
Got more info on that USB meter? Bought where etc
>>55612896
>>55612918
Excellent contribution anon, I'll be using most of these except for the socks.
>>55611822
Soon anon, soon.
>>55613655
Please find new flatmates, the ones you have are complete cunts.

>>55613767
the xiaomemes

>>55613767
http://www.gearbest.com/mobile-power-bank/pp_187685.html

My only request is that you don't keep asking questions after this. Newbies directed to us tend to be a handful.

Yes this has been tested by multiple people, yes it's good.

Go up to the first post and READ the wiki if you have any other questions.

>>55613767
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/No-Battery-8x18650-DIY-Portable-Battery-Power-Bank-Shell-Case-Box-LCD-Display-Powerbank-Box/32676648179.html + 8 x 16500 from an old laptop battery. Hope it will arrive next week.

>>55613767
Get a Xiaomi Pocket 10000mAh
http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-power-bank/pp_227727.html

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>>55613812
Thanks m8

>>55613818
>>55613815
>>55613806
Thank you

>>55613815
not only has no one else tested this specific one but you haven't even gotten it yet

Stop recommending things to people without thinking you idiot

>>55613826
Actually questions are fine, feel free to ask OP if you've got trouble.

recommend me redmeme 3 notememe cases

>>55613836
2meme4me

Guide to chinkshit general:
1. Read the wiki
2. If what you want to know is not in the wiki, then you can ask.
3. Then add that information to the wiki

>>55613828
actually an anon recommended it a long time ago, you twat

>>55613834
The wiki is there for a reason. Covers most of what newbies need.

Don't encourage ignorance.

>>55613857
I bet you kiss girls faggot

do chinks make decent car speakers yet?

>>55613851
>3. Then add that information to the wiki
oh yea, that can never go wrong

>>55613868
ew, no, girls r gay

>>55613871
Not a good idea to get big things from china since shipping costs go from nothing to like $100

>>55613868
how disgusting

>>55613873
Even if it does go wrong at least it reduces the amount of questions

>>55613888
>tfw $100 is the average shipping fee from amazon
god bless china and their free shipping

Though not the well memed Kingdian the Samsung 850 EVO 120gb SSD is currently on sale over at Gearbest for $58.99, just checked and that's cheaper than on Amazon $69.94 and Newegg $85.75

http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_311494.html

>>55613899
are you saying questions are a problem?
What do you imagine this thread would be about otherwise?
Only people posting reviews?

>>55613930
I actually just value having a database of information about chinkshit. Even if the contributions might not be great quality, having such a store of people's thoughts and experiences with the chinkshit they have bought is invaluable

>>55613888
im ausfag so shipping couldn't be any worse than what i would pay to buy locally. im only after some 6 inch speakers

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Is there any program like the one you guys use to verify the size of flash cards but for phones?
My sister gave me a chink phone that says it have 30gb internal storage, but every store on internet says the phone only has 8gb internal storage.
I feel this is one of those dirty tricks like when you edit a text file on a computer and you can make it says it has the CPU of your choice on the computer properties.

>>55613979
You could test it manually by putting stuff in it

>>55613930
For me, questions are extremely important and one of the most relevant discussions that take place in /csg/

But only new questions, people asking for recommendations on a brand or item not yet reviewed.

All of the annoying kiddies asking about redmeme phones and sharks, making up 1/3 of all /csg/ posts, get infuriating at times. Certain questions like these should even count as spam in my opinion.

A thorough and well organized wiki page would eliminate the need for useless rehashed posts.

/blog

>>55613979
have you even checked if there was a micro sd card in there when she gave it to you?

Also, you do realize that most phones (even chink phones) offer variants with more memory?

>>55613995
the redmeme 3 is already on the wiki, if 'kids' aren't bothering with the wiki now, how would adding more shit to it help?

>>55610953
There were apparently a bunch of fakes of that battery on the market earlier this year so its kinda risky. Its a great ecig battery so the chinks of course did their thing.

>>55613993
I guess I'll have to do this.

>>55614013
Yeah there's no micro sd on it, and I can't find a single variant with more memory on internet.

>>55614030
The problem of kids not reading the wiki is only exacerbated by the people continually replying the same answers to them.

We need more people kindly referring those hourly asked questions to the wiki.

And to aid the handful of us that follow the 2-ish daily threads, OP should consider putting a reminder to direct all frequently asked questions to the wiki.

If I buy an e-cig starter kit and some oil would I need to do anything else? Should / Do I have to buy replacement parts for the near future?

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>>55611815
I bought these, the Xiaomi's ZI5 powerbank casing for it and a Xiaomi XL Mousepad during GB's Xiaomi Sale.

>>55609583
>tfw buying chink things so the suicidal thoughts go away in anticipation of new packages in the mail

>>55613655
opening the mail of others is a federal crime, call the police.

Sadly, I haven't owned a bicycle in years.

But this seems really interesting if someone wants with excess money needs something to buy.

http://www.gearbest.com/cycling-gear/pp_196995.html

>>55614131
Please do not call it oil, it is e-liquid or e-juice. The only oil you would use in a vape is hash oil so it is best to avoid confusion. Depending on what kit you get you will need replacement coils/atomisers/clearomisers. I would recommend getting a system that uses a tank with replaceable coils and grabbing a few packs of extra coils. Fasttech is a decent place for vape products/juice.

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work harder, my chinese friends

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How easy do you think is repairing one of these? I don't want a furnace that breaks after one use and I can't repair it. Because sending it back costs probably 10 times more than what it's worth.

>>55614131
Don't buy juice from China, god knows what is in them.

Buy your vape from fasttech. For starters I recommend the kangertech starter kit. It has everything you need to get q citizenship to the vape nation.

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>>55614142
Took a while before I can finally post again but the ZI5 batteries+powerbank battery charger is great, these ZI5 batteries have a battery capacity of 1800mAh min / 1900mAh typ.

Charging time from empty to full is about 4 hours, the charger itself has some light modes that I'll attempt to explain because the manual is in chinkonese and I can't read that.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Case-Hybrid-TPU-PC-Protective-Case-Back-Cover-For-Hongmi-note3-and/32600391978.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10055_10037_10049_301_10059_10032_10058_10017_405_404_407_10040,searchweb201603_7&btsid=0a1a79cd-f543-4051-b266-1704f936a972
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Nillkin-Frosted-Shield-Hard-Back-Cover-Case-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Gift-Screen/32567911611.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10055_10037_10049_301_10059_10032_10058_10017_405_404_407_10040,searchweb201603_7&btsid=0a1a79cd-f543-4051-b266-1704f936a972
anybody have experience with these cases? I'm not happy with the condom that came with my redmeme for free and I'm looking for a different case.
These are the ones it comes down to.

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>>55609631
>>55609643
>>55609668
haha i lav to samefeg on 4chin!

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While I want to support ifixit they try to chink me on shipping.

The chinks are actually cheaper when shipping is included...

http://www.gearbest.com/screwdriver-screwdriver-set/pp_374923.html

>>55614278
Can you charge them, leave them around for a couple of months and use them again as soon as you need them?
Am I correct to assume it would be a 7200 mAh powerbank as well?

>>55614246
That's what you get

Also, what is it?
Also, how much did it cost?
Also, link pls.

>>55614300
learn how to copy/paste links properly

anything after the .html is not needed and only adds clutter

hello

>>55614345
Hello! Welcome to the thread, hope you have a nice day!

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>>55614345
fuck you

>>55614300 >>55614341
pic related

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>>55614278
The ZI5 makes for a nice little emergency powerbank, ideal for when on vacation and your actual powerbank runs out. I plan on using these for my Xbone controller and I've only tested it out as a powerbank for like one hour and it did its job well.

This thing takes AA and AAA Ni-MH rechargeable batteries, so there's a little switch on top of the powerbank where the usb ports are that you have to switch to get it to charge the batteries (Input) or be used as a power bank (Output) which is simple enough.

█ █ █ █ - fading in and out = charging

█ █
█ █ - alternating lights = when its used as a powerbank

█ █ █ █ - constant shining = full

█ █ - constant light with some still fading in & out = those batteries are full with the remaining ones being charged

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I can't stop buying shit bros, just ordered pic related in addition to these two >>55610953 >>55612558 in one night.

Will Jack Ma send me a free waifu for buying so much?

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>>55614378
Ah well that didn't work out as I had hoped, let's try that again.

█ █ █ █ - fading in and out = charging

█ • █ •
• █ • █ - alternating lights = when its used as a powerbank

█ █ █ █ - constant shining = full

• █ • █ - constant light with some still fading in & out = those batteries are full with the remaining ones being charged

test

>>55614232
I worry for china's future a little actually- because they have so many people they never actually need to develop automation or industry.
It's like this: Why do you need a washing machine if you have slaves?
Why do you need a steam engine if you have slaves?

>>55614483
I remember reading something similar in a fantasy novel, a character talked about how medicine and other things were never widely adopted because magic did the same thing

>>55614483
Wages in China have been rising and there are significant investments in automation.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-18/midea-offers-115-euros-per-share-to-lift-stake-in-germany-s-kuka

>>55614513
You might not be surprised to learn that the industrial revolution, freedom and such came out of the mass death of the black death.
Workers having high wages is important for progress and you need to pay them high wages even if it doesn't make sense.

>>55614516
This is good news but china's already removed its one child policy so it might reverse itself.

If you want a quick lesson in history- things always get worse as wealth inequality increases

>>55614483
China's bubble is going to burst in a couple years if more companies like Xiaomi don't start popping up soon to make up for it, slowly but surely Chinese factories are getting "too expensive" for Western companies what with their improved standards and working conditions.

So what do these western companies do? They slowly transition from producing everything in China and move production to Vietnam or India where working conditions are absolutely terrible (but cheap!)

>>55614590
What china is about to face is an explosion of people buying chink shit directly, though, thanks to xiaomi and the like.
If china can improve its QC there's going to be something good coming- china no longer needs western companies to sell stuff to the west. They can set up shop themselves.

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>>55614302

>>55614590
Uhm china is never gonna crash until their government stop devaluating their currency and western countries not doing anything against it.

>>55614246
is that a wire-cuter with iron rods welded on?

>>55614628
Well it's like >>55614621 said they won't face that if more Chink companies step up their game and give western companies a run for their money.

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>does the chinaman make any good quality digital camera? Not action cameras like the yi, I have one of those.

Im looking for something slightly more complex, something I could do a timelapse with for example, at a good quality.

>poor people general

>>55614690
You are posting here too you know

>>55614682
Amkov R2
http://www.gearbest.com/digital-camera/pp_402279.html

http://www.amkov.com/show-57-162.html&sub=

>>55614690
I'm not poor. I just greatly enjoy penny pinching.
$20 pants give me more joy than $200 bullshit "designer" pants that are probably made in the same sweatshop.

>>55614690
>send from my iphone
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/fa/

>>55614680
All that western companies do now is enforce anti-chinkery. They sit on chinese factories trying to squeese quality products from them, trying to avoid getting chinked, having to keep harassing the factory owners to stop them slowly degrading product quality over time- chinks have to be babysit or they'll fuck up your goods.
Then for this the western companies add a massive markup and sell it in western countries.
China is okay with this because the western companies have something that chinks don't- Designs and technology. But china is growing a middle class of people- which means education, design and technology.

China can make their own technology and their own designs, if they can do QC too, western companies are going to go bankrupt en masse, after trying to stay competitive with even cheaper labour in poorer countries

>>55614690
clever, deserves a (you)

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Considering getting a Mi Scale

Questions
- Can you turn all the bluetooth functionatliy off completely?
or
- Is there an alternative app for recording data? Mi Fit requires many permissions

>>55614702

thank you anon

>>55614747
Just get a non-botnet scale and a notepad

>>55614747
Friend, I am very sorry to hear your unsatisfy.

>>55614757
That is a good idea actually

>>55614767
I will do the needful

>>55614747
There is an app on F-Droid that works with the Pebble and Mi Bands, maybe it'll work with this too?

https://f-droid.org/repository/browse/?fdid=nodomain.freeyourgadget.gadgetbridge

>>55614315
>Self-discharge: a fully charged battery left at room temperature for 1 year maintained more than 80% of its charge

That's one of its selling points so I'd assume so yeah.

>Am I correct to assume it would be a 7200 mAh powerbank as well?

I'd guess so yeah. I'm >>55607314 to show that you don't really need to pay extra for shipping on Gearbest when you're EU

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>>55613397

Apparently it's not fake.

Where the fuck is my chinkshit then?

>>55614797
It's being handled by your local post service
Who may or may not give a shit

>>55614803

Apparently they dont give a shit.

Whenever i got that message, i would get the chinkshit the next day.

>>55614797
It means it has arrived at the airport/ship port in your country. It might take another week to clear customs, then another week to ship it to your house. It's probably faster though.

You won't always get a tracking code that lets you further track the package inside your country, it depends on the shipping method and shipping company.

That's my experience with German Post / DHL anyways

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>>55614794
Forgot pic

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>>55614797
They don't ship to non-countries

>>55614810
Whenever I got that msg, I expect it to be stuck in customs and finally delivered in another 2 weeks.

My packages always arrive within my country within a week, and then half a month goes by before it clears customs and the local post office decides to translate the english address into the local language so the local delivery guy knows what street to deliver it to.

>>55614830

I sure hope no one has stolen it

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>>55614797 see what I mean? >>55614794

>>55614783
Thanks, I found that before, but I have neither the scale nor a band to test it out :(

>>55614797
It's meant to arrive this week I guess, stay patient anon.

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>>55609402
>Xiaomeme Powerbanks

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>>55609402

>>55614899
Try taking a picture of it without holding it in your hands, also which model is it? Got any pros+cons?

>>55614913
The 10000mAh one
Cons: takes at least 3hrs to recharge
Pros: everything else - well built, charges like a motherfucker, you don't even have to press any buttons, it detects when you've plugged something in.

>>55614844
>translate local address
where do you live? do you translate your street name in english or something?

>>55614899
>gold

>>55614936
So that's the long one or the pocket? How much did you pay for it at the time?
>>55614970
>caring about colours when it's cheaper.

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>>55614913
>Try taking a picture of it without holding it in your hands
Here you go
I'm disappointed that you don't find my hands to be sexy enough for you... baka

>>55614957
I live in SEA, and we use an official english address as designated by the post office for international packages, but once they are on the final leg of the journey some guy at the post office writes down the street name in the local address so the guys that actually deliver to your doorstep knows where to deliver.

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>>55614992
>>55614913
That's the pocket one
15$ on GayBeast

>>55614995
SEA countries have it rough, their postal services just kick around packages like footballs

>>55614993

your hands look like you are a cgi

>>55615037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN1XqxbHaLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXGU9VX_dkE

>>55609631
Idiotic idiot

>>55615011
What did you use to take that pic? The quality's nice

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>>55609402
Made some images for OP using Xiaomi shirt prints.

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>>55609402
>>55615176

>>55615173
LG G2

>>55613108
Everything in gearbest is the international version mate. That one definitely is. Price is good too

>>55615037
Oh the local post service is just fine almost on par with Japanese shipping, Takkyubin operates here after all, full fleet of refrigeration and freezer trucks.

My local packages always arrive in mint condition, 8 pointy corners no dents.

My international packages from china always get beat up before they arrive in country.

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>>55615176
Minimalistic, I like.

>>55615190
Maybe try looking for a grungy font, the font I use is MadeInChina

I'm also extending the period for submission with the next thread as there were quite a few last minute ones in this thread.

>>55615212
My bet is that the chinks don't stack parcels, they pile them.

>>55615231
It's more of the throw the packages across the warehouse because no money for conveyor belts and palates or other machinery and to save time.

Bought my first chinkphone, Homtom HT7 Pro in the flash sale

Is it the usual basic process to root them?

Stupid Chinks at Dealsmachine.com

Ordered a Bluboo Picasso last month. Around the 6th of June. They sent out the adapter and small free gift but not the phone itself.

Gave me two tracking numbers, first says item is still pre advised in China, second says item is delivered

>>55615230
i'll work on the Indian one tomorrow then, no idea there as a submission period.

Been away for a week, any new meme items/coupons?

>>55615196
thx

>>55615314
For OC there is no submission period, that's meant for the infographic.

Again apologize for my mistake, 3200 orders are still not closed, salary is very low in China, these orders total equivalent to work 30 years, even more than thirty years, I am unable to pay for these orders, I can't send any order, please do some help for me, apply for closing the order, otherwise I shop faces were forced to shut down permanently

http://www.gearbest.com/smart-lighting/pp_309230.html

i am manly enough to admit this is adorable.

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Is Wish.com any good? the prices are low af

>>55615389
1 star review your bastard

>>55615401
:3

>>55615403
> requires signup
> only links are to app stores

>>55615403
No that site is more of a unorganised mess than Reddit. Also it's the equivalent of buying Chinkshit on Ebay but at higher prices and with less security

>>55615340

there was a pretty cool teapot at the end of last thread

Thoughts on this bag?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-waterproof-business-backpack-men-the-knapsack-camping-hiking-travel-backpack-mixed-order-Laptop-bag/2050788225.html

Looks pretty neat. Need something for College this year

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>>55615472

enjoy your cancer

>>55615518
I wouldn't smoke if you paid me. Fucking waste of money

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Lads

>>55615579

where did her nips go?

>>55615590
No nips, only chinks.

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New thread here
>>55615623
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