Cheating /frauds/ generally

>>40125528
why is pilocarpine hcl the best thing since microwaved oats

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>>40125622
>pilocarpine hcl
If you don't use acutane and read the medical studies I post you won't need this crap!
Also drink more water!

>>40125528
It's memek666, cap. You can't try and separate yourself from the devil that easy.

How you all doing btw?

My last month of work is hell. I'm so fucking unmotivated to do anything knowing that I'm literally leaving the country and leaving all this shit behind.

Same with currentgf, idk what to do rn because she's off birth control now until next week and still wants sex as ravenously as ever but I do NOT want a potential child right before I leave the us so I'm being kind of a dick to her and I don't like it. I explained my thoughts but I still feel weird about it. Thank god she gives amazing blowjobs.

I think I should look into scheduling a vasectomy...

March can not come soon enough.

>>40125657
find me one medical study or even random internet anecdote that links sialadenosis with accutane

hint it doesn't exist. i also went a ~4 month period without it and it didn't change at all

>>40125696
what do u need surgery for

>>40125487

Yeah, he should be ready to lean bulk at 175 imo

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>>40125696
>How you all doing btw?
I am well. Trying to decide when/how to move myself.
>My last month of work is hell. I'm so fucking unmotivated to do anything knowing that I'm literally leaving the country and leaving all this shit behind.
I thought you were on some epic euro trip for a while already?
>Same with currentgf, idk what to do rn because she's off birth control now until next week and still wants sex as ravenously as ever but I do NOT want a potential child right before I leave the us
Just pull out. Ya it's not perfect but meh, never know when you are gonna get that rocket cum and nail her in the eye for bonus points.
>>40125723
>find me one medical study or even random internet anecdote that links sialadenosis with accutane
Give me a few. I linked glands several studies on it that he ignored and I think he blames his problems on dirty tren or something that doesn't make sense?
As long as you aren't glands I will dig them up.
If you are glands you are autismo as fuck and I already tried to help you multiple times and I am not wasting any more time on you.

>>40125528
Can someone explain to me what this infographic is? I'm illiterate on homemade bathtub chemical solutions.

>>40125785
the studies link it with decreased salivary gland saliva production, that is completely unrelated to sialadenosis which is why u will never find a single person ever complaining of salivary gland enlargement from it

sialadenosis is caused by a dysfunction of the autonomic nervous system not a problem with the glands themselves

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>>40125791
>Can someone explain to me what this infographic is?
It's a guide I made on how to make a 25mg per milliliter oral solution with one gram of any chemical. Feel free to ask questions.

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>>40125836
Just suspended 333mg GW in 10 mL vodka and 20 mL ora plus. Planning to run it with var in a few weeks.

1- Any ideas on the lifespan of the GW in solution? Should be fine if I use it in the next 2 months, right?
2- I didn't subtract 1mL from the liquid volume because the 333mg didn't seem like a lot of powder.
3- Any thoughts on the capped LGD price thing I mailed you about?

>>40125709

If it works how cringes is it? Because it works like a charm, what I do.

So explain why it's cringe? You know what's cringe? FAILURE.

I hate this fag shit fucking mentality here 'hahah read online gotta be a PUA gotta be a chad haha man it's cringey lol mystery says do this or do that'

Lamo @ ur life

I'm just being myself and guess what it works

No need to adopt some stupid zyzz persona just because you masturbate to zyzz pics idiots

>>40125785
>I thought you were on some epic euro trip for a while already?

Not until end of next month. I bought my ticket to Paris months ago tho.

>>40125723
Nothing. I'm just seeing a doc about my ribcage flare to see if it's fixable or I need surgery. Recently it's been getting uncomfortable on core days because it feels like something's pinching or grabbing between my upper abdominal more than just DOMs when I stretch it out or move it in a certain way. Only started happening recently after going past 147 lbs and this is the first time I've ever weighed this much.

>>40125987
>had one relationship with a 3/10
>got dumped by a 16 year old one day after thinking she would be the one
>literally can't keep a girl, even OkC damaged goods
>"works"

>>40126008
>this is the first time I've ever weighed this much.
Tfw your ribs break after a cheat meal

>>40125528
holy shit thanks so much for the pic i just got 20g of mk677 powder

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>>40126053
>tfw your muscles snap from babby's first bench

I don't know that feel. :^)

>>40126090
And you never will with how low your bench is

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>>40126090
considering your physique i'd be more afraid of falling on your back.

how would you ever recover nat? Pretty sure you don't have toppling ABS.

>>40125696
>I think I should look into scheduling a vasectomy...

If you're that set on not having kids and she's raving about sex, this is your best bet. Get it done before you leave if possible so you can heal. It's a great excuse to not fuck for awhile and it makes life safer.

She's probably wanting the sex to get knocked up if she's raving that bad. Remember: birth control hampers sex swings. Even if she goes back on it don't fuck her. Taking birth control is easy to fake.

She's in "I want babies" mode. At best it's because hormones make her want a baby. At worst it's so she's already preggers so she won't feel guilty for riding trains of dicks while you're gone. Either way letting her get her way is bad, yo.

>>40126124
>It's a great excuse to not fuck for awhile
meanwhile, he literally goes off to paris to be a pornstar

>>40126138
In that case YES definitely get it done right now because he won't be able to do porn until it heals. Leaking blood looks bad on camera.

U KNOW HOW U CAN WAIT FOR SOMETHING FUCKING FOREVER

AND THEN WHEN IT IS ALMOST TIME, LIKE JUST A LITTLE MORE WAITING

IT GETS FUCKING UNBEARABLE AND U CANT FUCKING WAIT ANY FUCKING MORE

FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

IT HAS ONLY BEEN 2 FULL DAYS OR SO OF THIS PILOCARPINE ASS FUCKING SHIT BUT IT FEELS SO LONG. HURRY THE FUCK UP PIECE OF SHIT, FUCKING JESUS CHRIST.

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>>40125834
I might dig it up later. The tldr version is DO NOT use Accutane unless you absolutely have to. The sides from it are ridiculous and unacceptable.
>>40125880
>Just suspended GW
Where did you get it? Pure GW is apparently not in existence anymore although I have not done enough digging yet.
>I didn't subtract 1mL from the liquid volume because the 333mg didn't seem like a lot of powder.
Not a big deal.
>Any thoughts on the capped LGD price thing I mailed you about?
I think $0.25 per 5mg capsule is reasonable.
>>40126008
>Paris
Crusade me an allah snackbar for a lifetime supply of memek.
>>40126022
Are you super ugly or something?
>>40126053
>Tfw your ribs break after a cheat meal
Try smoking a bowl with some THC coconut oil and memek at the same time. You can't even begin to imagine the hunger...

>>40126206
>Are you super ugly or something?
I'm making fun of alex you ape

>>40126220
LOL

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>>40126119
Higher than yours.

>>40126120
if you're capable of typing coherent sentences, which I doubt, you should explain what it is you are trying to trigger me about a little clearer so I understand you. Don't forget, I'm retarded.

>>40126124
I'm thinking about it more and more. She keeps asking if I want to have sex when she gets her prescription refilled sometime next week supposedly and I had to remind her that her birth control doesn't even kick in after coming off it for at least a week...

It was kind of weird and I am getting a bit sketched out by her desu. Idk if it's her anxiety of me leaving her in a month supposedly for good or honest mistake though. This is something insanely hard to communicate to her though.

>>40126138
You have no idea how much I want this.

>>40126206
>crusade me an aloha snackbar
Is that a challenge?

>>40126206
>DO NOT use Accutane unless you absolutely have to
what do then? i was relatively clear on just test but as soon as i went on tren i broke out like crazy
have been cruising for 6 months now and my back is still fucking covered

>>40126227
Hey Ric. Ever wonder what Courtney does with me sometimes during the day when you're not around?

>>40126227
>he thinks a 2 pl8 bench is impressive

Naturals, everyone

>>40126283
Am I being memed at or do you honestly think those are our names?

>>40126292
>he thinks my pr stalled at 2pl8

jerry, everyone

>>40126206
>Where did you get it?
You! From a while back when you carried it. Had lost the baggy but found it when cleaning out my drawers.

Thanks for the info about capped LGD. Sounds reasonable to me as well. 5mg dose should be perfect, yes. Will be emailing you to follow up later today or tomorrow. Appreciate it and hope I didn't come across as pushy.

>>40126022

FUCKING REEE

I'M BANGING LOTS OF TEEN AGE GIRLS = IT WORKS

YOUR GOD KING EMPEROR ZYZZ IS POPULAR ONLY BECAUSE HE BANGED TEENAGE GIRLS

AND HE NEEDED TO LOOK LIKE A MALE MODEL AND ROID UP TO DO IT AND SURGERY HIS JAW LMFAO

AND I DID IT AS A FATTY

WHO IS YOUR *REAL* GOD?

>>40126292
wait how can u bitch about his fucking bench if u bench 2 plate and are morbidly obese? or am i reading this wrong?

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>>40126220
>I'm making fun of alex you ape
Awwww I like Alex. He works hard and gives no fucks, these are two of the most critical ingredients to success.
>>40126227
>Is that a challenge?
Lol I wish you could. But don't ruin your vacation.
Be mindful of these savages while you are over there though...
>>40126256
>what do then?
I dunno breh...
I am experimenting myself honestly. Currently a 50/50 apple cider vinegar and water mix on my skin after washing is working great. Only problem is maybe the smell but I have not tested this with a girl yet.
>>40126283
>>40126316
Can confirm natT's irl name is not ric, Richard, or any other variant of that name.
>>40126344
>Where did you get it?
>You!
>lost the baggy but found it when cleaning out my drawers.
Lmao nice.

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>>40126316
Oh im sorry 240, my mistake

>>40126381
I had a 3pl8 bench literally years ago when my elbow worked
And im not obese?

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How to fix cat bro's bad breath? He is hella old, 17 I think? Should I put him on memek?

>"hey anon I liked you better when you were still chubby and cuddly"

well that comes about eleven grams of tren too late, but i appreciate the gesture kek

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>>40126384
Yeah I'm pretty sure you, catpiss, and bimbo all know my real name or could find it pretty easily if you wanted.

>>40126401
265 bb.

>he's proud of benching 50 lbs more than a 145 lb natty manlet.

Roiders, everyone

Lmaoing@urlife

>>40126422
Dude do pic related. Certified cat routine.

>>40126379
you blog when you go on retarded OkC dates, you blog when you get phone numbers from teenage girls. hell, you blog when a teenage girl so much as glances at you, so you would definitely blog after banging one... yet you never have in, what, 5 months here? the closest you came to it was when you announced you would be in a relationship and would fuck off from /fraud/, only to return less than 24 hours later after being dumped by a 16 year old

what is it you do that "works" exactly? maybe we're in bizarro world and not getting laid but getting a phone number is the same as constantly getting laid

>>40126227
>birth control doesn't even kick in after coming off it for at least a week...

It's actually longer than that if you want to be safe. Birth control works by stopping eggs from forming. If she already has ovulated the birth control might not work.
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/birth-control-pill

In short at least a month on the pill is the only safe bet. Three months if you want to be absolutely sure.

Condoms and spermicide are options in the meantime. Vasectomy is good, too. Just be aware it has wait time too.

>>40126384
You seem like a guy who knows some about mk677

I just ordered a bottle, but I am a little worried about sides. Read on a couple of forums about gyno and puffy nips. Is this normal with mk? Should I prepare a pct? What dosage/day do you recommend? I'm 178cm weighing 71kg

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Hnng Sandra Prikker was at the gym again today. Had some ass crack sweat going in her grey yoga pants. Thankfully her CHAD faggot boyfriend wasn't there.

>>40125622
Why are you using that anyways?

>>40126504
>Read on a couple of forums about gyno and puffy nips. Is this normal with mk? Should I prepare a pct? What dosage/day do you recommend?
you shouldve read more before ordering you idiot
do you even know what it does?

>>40126486

I blog about banging them too, I just remove trip and people go 'Hhah bro NICE!' 'mirrin buddy! the tren is working!' as opposed to shitposting at me and crap.

>after being dumped by a 16 year old

She was 17

>dumped

Yeah it happens a lot when you're a fucking autistic as fuck with no friends at all who's only friends are people on a general on 4chan that barely even tolerate you, doesn't mean I don't get one night stands.

3/10, 17 year old, how low can I go? who knows

>>40126490
Welp I'm spooked now. I guess I'm buying more fucking condoms... goodbye unprotected sex.

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Can i buy clen with a debit and not go to jail, or is it all A-OK?

>>40126522
Hard to find trustworthy sources of info. But yes I do know what it does (at least the positive effects). If you have something worth sharing about mk677 instead of questioning my knowledge that would be great.

>>40126464
Been there. An abstract sort of feel.

>>40126532
Also be sure you discard the condoms yourself where she can't get them and watch what happens to any cum from BJs. If she's wanting an "anchor baby" to make you come back to her she might get desperate and do weird shit to get it.

If you're spooked and it feels wrong, you're probably right. It's just a month or two anyway.

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>>40126401
>when my elbow worked
jerry it's the current year...
Why are you not injecting memek into your elbow?
>>40126464
She wants the dick bad but she is insecure about her own appearance.
You better hit that anon...
>>40126475
Lol he is too old for routines, he is like a 70+ year old human, I want to make his remaining years easy. He has been my cat bro since I was 15 or 16.
>>40126504
>You seem like a guy who knows some about mk677
Ya I sell independently tested Ibutamoren and have been using it for three years now.
>I just ordered a bottle, but I am a little worried about sides.
There are no sides besides extreme hunger.
Insulin sensitivity is the one I hear mentioned the most and it is NOT a problem. Insulin sensitivity issues come from poor diet not mk677.
>>40126536
>Can i buy clen with a debit and not go to jail
Yes probably 99% safe. The feds have bigger fish to fry than some kid that thinks he is fat and buys .005g of clen.

>>40126464
probably because the tren made you not give a fuck about her bullshit

>>40126526
whats ur trip?

>>40126536
can you kill yourself?

>>40126605
>She wants the dick bad but she is insecure about her own appearance.
>You better hit that anon...
kek I might. class reunion is coming up and her bf is subhuman portland hipster scum and also not coming along

>hatefucking highschool oneitis after 5 years of no contact
>literally roiding for this

>>40126616
nah, we lost contact, I did shitloads of tren, we met again. on the off chance of sounding like a twat, I just love the obvious lip biting mires while she's clinging to a past image of me.

>>40126616
My natty lifts are probably better than your juiced ones neckbeard

>>40126475
>go from sub 1pl8 bench to over 3 in 10 weeks
Meanwhile your wholelife and youre not there
Impressive lmao

>>40126605
I have tb500, ghrp, and grp2 in the freezer for my bulk

>>40126656
>the guy who's fat and wants to get clen is bragging about his lifts
ay lmao

>>40126551
start off with wikipedia dude

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>>40126616

The one and fuxking only

I didn't even care when u guys shitpost at me when I was shitting up your general

But now it is legit like why? Can't we be friends anons?

How many tinder girls I got to bang to fit in here hmm?

What do you want from me??? I won't ever shitpost here again just calm down

You aware only reason I am on tinder and shit is cause muh fraud aesthetics lifestyle have shit to talk about anons with

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>>40126702

Now I gotta deal with talking to those stupid women. Beep boop nonstop, driving to fuck them, what a waste of time, can't even fucking post in here they take so much of my time

Fuck your stupid tinder lifestyle

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>>40126702

>>40126702
>this guy doesn't have a working phone
jesus christ

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>>40126648
>class reunion is coming up and her bf is subhuman portland hipster scum and also not coming along
Her boyfriend wants to get cucked! Make his dreams come true!
>>40126662
What about bpc157?
>>40126702
Sup dude? You ever play around on the predictit markets?

>>40126737
might film it and let him cop the vid for a 50 hueheu

>>40126605
How does memek666 work if you have a naturally relatively shitty production? I heard it only boosts your production. Will it have less of a beneficial effect if someones levels are low, like old people, since you are increasing a smaller amount by a percent? Or do your natural levels not matter in regards to how much GH it causes you to secrete

I fucked up this weekend boys.
I spent the night in between jail/hospital. I allegedly assaulted a police officer whilst drunk. They said I pushed one of them over just before I was wrestled to the floor and cuffed by 3 or 4 of them.
Earlier in the night I was sucker punched by some dude and was out cold for a solid 10mins. No idea who the guy was I was wasted beyond belief and he ran off.

My jaw is broken from that punch, and my ankle is broken from the struggle of being arrested. The officers at the station assured me I won't be charged, but I'm worried I may be fined. Oh and I also allegedly tried to kill myself before being arrested.

How fucked am I boys? I know I'm fucked up, just need some advice I guess.

>>40126767
this is why little irresponsible kids with no self control shouldn't do drugs/roids

>>40126728

I live in a cabin in the fucking woods why would I have service here? Not like I have friends to text

>>40126737

>sup dude

Dysmorphia strong. I feel my arms and i think Jesus Christ I need to bulk then I feel my lovehandles and I remember to cut

Also the weather. It's so rainy and fucking horrible and cold and drizzle I hate it

>predictit

Surely you have too much common sense for that?

Why do you guys care so much about banging sluts aesthetic zyzz lifestyle. I get much more happiness talking to my bby girl capitalist <3

You're the man. How are MK sales?

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>>40126767
if you really assaulted a police officer and you aren't being charged, you are the luckiest man in the us

take the fine and shut your fucking mouth. don't complain, ever. oh and go see a doctor or something.

>>40126778
I was unstable before roids. & I've been on only 250mg/week of test for the past 4 month. Usually never drink either.

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>>40126753
>How does memek666 work if you have a naturally relatively shitty production?
What makes you think you have shitty production? I think it works amazing for anyone but only blood tests can confirm.
>>40126767
Get a lawyer ASAP.
>>40126786
>predictit
>Surely you have too much common sense for that?
Lol I love it. Gambling is fun. I threw a little bit of spare cash over there for fun.

>>40126786

Like go to CBT and look at the OP. My biceps and triceps are smaller than my fucking abdominals. How is this possible? After doing More supersets of every curl known to man, how do they not devolp proportionally?

>full rom
>slow controlled form
>"hit them from every angle bro"

I literally spend 3-4 hours a week DOING CURLS LAMO. AHAHHAHAHHA.

THE PROGRESS U MIRRIn?

>>40126821
I'm in the UK. I'm wondering if I can use the concussion as an excuse as to why I acted the way I did?

>>40126767
Too bad that suicide attempt wasn't successful

>>40126865
no, if they decide to charge you you are fucked in the ass. you need a lawyer and he will decide what your best defense it.

it will probably be to plead guilty and go for a plea deal.

again, if they don't charge you, don't say anything. take the fine, don't try to fight it, ever. you fucked up, don't make it worse.

>>40126840

Haha cap, bet you wish you bet on trump to win presidency in the primaries huh?

>>40126598
Thanks for the advice anon.

>>40126662
How old are you again? How much did you weigh?

>roiding for 3 pl8 bench.

Still lmaoing@urlyfe

>>40126847
Up the weight on your supersets.

>>40126922
>How much did you weigh?
~400lbs prob

>>40126922
I was low test and depressed my doc wasnt giving me what I wanted so I stopped test and suicide cut. Excuse me for bulking again.

I should have paraded around my abs and bragged about my weight to lifts ratio like a manlet

>>40126922

tnks bby.

Side note I saw you say you want a vasectomy, dude, come on. Don't do it, what if you want kids some day? It's a whole fucking strugle to un do.

I know you are living that zyzz asthetics life party party party tinder tinder tinder (zzzz guys) right now and never want a family but that could change when you get older

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>>40126892
>Haha cap, bet you wish you bet on trump to win presidency in the primaries huh?
I wasn't aware of predictit until a few weeks prior to the general election. I wish I had bet on the general election. Would have quadrupled my money.
Generally I am not a gambler although do enjoy Texas hold em.

>>40126887
Because they released me on bail and asked me to come back at a later date for questioning, I'm assuming they want me to confess during the interview because they don't have enough evidence. I really don't remember much of that night, so if i just tell them I don't remember I could be good to go?

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>>40126986
Stop asking for legal advice on a Sri Lankan circuit board soldering cartoon image forum and go hire an actual legal expert.

>>40126977

well cap, foresight is 20:20

Side note:

>every fat girl on tinder with that photo next to a 9/10

U think I'm dumb? I didn't even check the 2nd pic, i already know

>>40127038
>foresight is 20:20

>>40127047
that's a perfect example of how dumb he is lmao

>>40126942
Well Jesus now how do I poke fun at THAT?

Chill jerrbear.

>>40126949
>wanting to bring little midget fucks who hate you into this world with a person who'll end up hating you just as much after 20 years.

No thanks. I'd rather be a swinger. Kids and having kids sucks, I'll leave it to my brothers to continue the family line.

>>40127054

when did I claim to be smart

>>40127047

u know what I mean

I'm off boys, time to take a bath and watch some always sunny.

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>>40127038
Always learn from the past. Things seem to repeat themselves in my experience. Pick a market and follow it. Zig when everyone else zags. That's all there is to making easy money in a market.
>>40127073
I have always wanted children. It is strange to me when people do not want to continue their bloodline.

>>40127159
I like kids in short doses, but I can't stand being anything more than a cool uncle, which I am already. I'd straight up snap and murder the screaming little poop machines if I had to loose sleep or personal freedom over them. It's just not for me and neither is long term relationships or marriage. Currentgf is starting to wear me thin and things have been comparatively great and it's only been like a year with multiple partners besides her on top of that.

Idk I might freeze some sperm, but I really do want to snip Johnson.

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>>40127211
I really can't relate lol. I want a tribe of kids.
Never had multiple partners nor wanted that really although lately I have been tossing around the idea of a multimother family.
Don't get me wrong I've fucked plenty of girls but honestly that whole experience has left me super jaded...
Sadly I fear I will have to return to a Christian church to find the type of girl I want...

>>40127291
mah nigga. most people slander me for it but i'm raising a clan of wee ones and they will carry my legacy and all that. shit's fun when they all have left toddler age at some point, can confirm.

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>>40127333
Raise them well. Teach them how to be strong and humble.

>>40125528

>>40127270

Stretch marks mean's mark's training methodology is really doing it's job.

>>40127278

'Haha I'm natty? Better do less volume, that will make me bigger'

3 times a week 30 mins in the gym bro, natty, big in no time!

>>40127421
will do. living in the neck of the woods with no tv does help with keeping them level-headed

also mirin booker's

>>40127460
Holy shit >>40127278 is either fucking retarded or b8ing

>>40127291

good luck my man, I hope it's everything you want it to be.

>>40127502

Everyone on fit has dysmorphia of some sort.

There is MasT, NatT, Bimbo, etc variety, where you look amazing and think you look like shit, or this kind of dysmorphia,

>>40127454

Where you are like 45% bodyfat and think you are a ronnie coleman because of your fucking height/weight lol

I hope one day NatT, I get a good physique and still think I look bad, and get to lump myself in the group

>>40127520

Also he's got bimbo beat by 30 Lean pounds, I am mirrin' hard.

>>40127536

What the fuck is this shit haha
>dad has giant hands and feet
>i have tiny hands and feet
>been wearing size 11 shoes, they fit good as hell (or so i thought)
>measure feet, buying new shoes
>9 7/8 inches which translates to US size 8

WTF. And I have a 7 inch dick. How the fuck does that even work

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>tfw you want to reply but you think its the sesame Street crew as anon

>source has so many orders that he has to hire a guy to manage orders so he can focus on actual brewing/packing
>order guy is overloaded and hasn't handled my stuff twice in a row, leaving me without my pack nearly two weeks after the order
wew
Business must be pretty good. I'm trying to be nice, but I might have to start hounding him over it.

>>40127685
if you're in north america, that is completely unacceptable

if you aren't, well sucks to be you

Yo how bad would an oral MENT cycle be without any test, probably stay on for 4 weeks.

>>40127776
Trestolone replaces all the bodily functions of testosterone so its easily doable. Just pct afterward like a non retard.

>>40127811
Alright cool just wanted to make sure my dick would still work when I was 17 I ran deca only and my shit still worked probably due to age.

>>40127752
I am, and it is. He's dropping the ball all over the place. I might leave a SCATHING review on the SST T/A thread if I can bother to make another leddit account.

>>40127912
I'd complain through email first, a good source will be accomodating and send you free shit/give you credit

T/A thread might burn some bridges if you care about that after this fuckup

>>40127291
>Don't get me wrong I've fucked plenty of girls but honestly that whole experience has left me super jaded...

Do you regret the experience or feel like it has rendered you unfit to attract the kind of qt pure virgin wife I assume you want?

Asking because this is an abstract sort of feel I am trying to come to terms with as this non-grandpa TRT dose is starting to kick in and give me a libido for once in my life.

Crazy how attention from females skyrockets when you have a libido (always assumed it was the attention from females that sparked the libido).

>>40127933
Good point. I'll give him until Wednesday before sending another email, just in case he did actually send a second pack that isn't here yet.

>>40127776
Pretty bad if you don't control your estrogen, other than that it could be pretty good.

>>40125528
Does anyone have experience with running DNP and Anavar? I'll be running it at 250mg / 100mg plus my cruise dose of test.

I want to be able to keep squatting to a heavy 1 rep max everyday and continue progressing, while replacing all my accessories with conditioning work.

>>40128076
Lol I've never run an AI so I probably should order something. Another reason I always look puffed up to much water from high estrogen.

>>40128087
lol

have you ever ran DNP before?

>>40128206
I wouldn't fuck with trest without an AI and a serm. I might have letro on hand in case as well. Luckily short half life though. It's estro potential can't be understated though.

Is Capitalist Chem?

>>40128379
No lol
He came here when chem was still in jail

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>>40127461
>also mirin booker's
Thanks, I am trying to stick to bad ass alcohol to control my drinking.
>>40127502
>good luck my man, I hope it's everything you want it to be.
Me too!
>>40127941
>Do you regret the experience or feel like it has rendered you unfit to attract the kind of qt pure virgin wife I assume you want?
>Asking because this is an abstract sort of feel I am trying to come to terms with as this non-grandpa TRT dose is starting to kick in and give me a libido for once in my life.
I am very much a romantic at heart and I want a loyal girl above all else. I have NEVER met a girl that took love seriously unfortunately. I've fucked a lot of girls and I love sex but when there is no meaning I'm just kinda ehhh...
Tldr my goals in life are to have an honest woman and a family and I have spent my entire 20s fucking sluts and it was not worth. The only thing I gained was getting really good at fucking.
>>40128379
>Is Capitalist Chem?
Negative. Chem is a cool guy but I am far more reserved and older

>>40128398
Wait Chem went to jail? Sheesh.

>>40128417
Not for roids though, right? Just stupid shit that went down ?

Is there anything that could cause your nipples to become puffy other than e2 or prolactin? No access to sensitive e2 test so trying to base AI off of nipps on my test/tren cycle.

Prolactin is perfect.

>>40125528
Do steroids increase strength or are they useful for powerlifting? I hear its only a 10 percent difference in strength in steroid users and non-steroid users.

I don't want to waste money if it is pointless.

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>>40128404
>my goals in life are to have an honest woman and a family and I have spent my entire 20s fucking sluts and it was not worth. The only thing I gained was getting really good at fucking.

God damn Cap I was not ready for that. Maybe I do need AI on this 220mg cruise. I am confident that you meet your woman in the next 4 years while we MAGA. Kek willing everyone who wants a loyal qt will be satisfied before it's too late.

How long have you known that you wanted to lead the traditional/romantic life? Like did you know this and still pursue the physical relationships? That's kinda where I'm at. Definitely feel the drive to fug for once in my life and also somehow have some qts wanting to do the deed soon. But now I have to wrestle with whether the cognitive dissonance is gonna catch up to me or whether I get some freebies as a rite of passage or something...

>>40128574
Kek you fucking idiot. Theres a reason all the top powerlifters are on grams of gear and its not for some "10 percent increase"

>>40128720
Brandon Lily made a post about this on leddit.

Just going ham on the compunds doesn't help as much as you'd think.

>>40128404
that's funny, I have a somewhat close but still different outlook

I don't regret banging tons of girls even though I eventually want to settle down with a nice qt who isn't a slut, I think it's definitely an experience everypme should have. what I regret is how late it came into my life. sadly, I was a beta ass virgin until the age of 23, so I've had to make up for a lot. wish I could be settling down right about now but I still feel like I have a lot of slutting around to get out of my system

man, at this point I think I'm gonna be that guy marrying a girl 15 years younger than him because of how old I'll be when I finally settle down... and I don't want dirty used goods.

>>40128574
lmao 10%

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>>40128590
Its already too late for the west

>>40128762
>beta ass virgin until the age of 23
This is me at 25. Is it even possible to "make up" for it? Also, was your first time with another virgin?

It's very formative in many ways, wouldn't you agree? Do you think like you've totally overcome whatever mental/confidence obstacles being a virgin at 23 put in your mind? Or is your slutting around just a way to see whether "just one more" will get rid of it?

I'm getting nervous because this one girl is absolutely insisting that I breed her and another one who lives much closer (to the point where she could come over tonight if she knew my address) is a bit obsessed with oral (and has apparently only done it with one guy before).

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>>40128781
b-but we can make the west great again can't we?

>>40128574
It's 10% increase relative to bodyweight, not total.

If you're chasing big numbers rather than bodyweight multipliers then test is a fucking godsend.

>>40128509
Anyone? They're pretty swollen but i REALLY dont want to crash e2 again

>>40128856
Yeah they could just be reacting to nervous system in general rather than sex hormones.

If they're not itchy snd you haven't had gyno issues in the past I wouldn't worry about it.

>>40128856
live dangerously and see how far you can take the puffiness, bloat, and brain fog without actually developing breast tissue. if you can still jack off and your stream isn't weak then your estrogen isn't high enough.

>>40128803
>only done it with one guy before
Its so cute that you believe her
Sex is the way women get a sense of value, I guarantee shes been sucking dicks since 9

>>40128815
He better make anime real again

>>40128803
I actually lost my virginity to some random girl on tinder lol, faked knowing what I was doing the whole time. I even pre-gamed before she came over to give myself some liquid courage.

tinder actually changed my life, I randomly made an account and had some decent success. then I realized "hey, if random girls are accepting me based only on my looks on an hookup app, that means I'm at least not repulsive to the eyes" and that also gave me confidence to approach irl + all the random banging I do on tinder

so yes, to answer your question, I've gotten rid of all the mental blocks I had from being a beta virgin most of my life. I still have a lot of anonymous sex because honestly, I enjoy it. most people say they eventually grow out of that phase, so I'm sure I also will eventually.

like I said, I really want to settle down eventually, but I don't think I'd be able to remain faithful at this point in my life, so I just don't. also, definitely not settling down with a girl who uses tinder.

>>40128865
Ive had issues but I've had it removed like 6 mo ago, first major cycle since then. Got bigger after I switched adex sources- been taking like a mg/day and they're still kinda bad. Even upped the caber just to make sure.

Got good asin coming in at least.

>>40128881
>>I actually lost my virginity to some random girl on tinder lol
let me guess you are 6'2
tfw 5'9 and will never match with let alone fuck anything from tinder

>>40128920
I'm white and 6'0

5'9 is bad but not unbangable tier... as long as you're white.

>>40128878
Fug - you're right. I'm falling for roastie memes. I think I just need to bite the bullet and either start fapping once a week again or get an onahole.

Nofap is glorious but probably most valuable for natty life. Thanks jerry

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>>40128590
>God damn Cap I was not ready for that. Maybe I do need AI on this 220mg cruise. I am confident that you meet your woman in the next 4 years while we MAGA. Kek willing everyone who wants a loyal qt will be satisfied before it's too late.
>How long have you known that you wanted to lead the traditional/romantic life? Like did you know this and still pursue the physical relationships? That's kinda where I'm at. Definitely feel the drive to fug for once in my life and also somehow have some qts wanting to do the deed soon. But now I have to wrestle with whether the cognitive dissonance is gonna catch up to me or whether I get some freebies as a rite of passage or something...
I have always wanted a pure qt3.14. I had one once that I wanted to marry. Long story about what happened with her but it was one of many factors that led me to gear.
>>40128762
>I don't regret banging tons of girls
Me either kinda?
>I eventually want to settle down with a nice qt who isn't a slut
Me too breh. Harder said than done unfortunately.
>>40128781
>Its already too late for the west
So help me God it is NOT!

>>40128955
do you think I'll piss god off if I go after a catholic qt after I'm done slutting around? will she burst into flame when I touch her?

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>>40128881
Thanks for the context.

> I've gotten rid of all the mental blocks I had from being a beta virgin most of my life.
And are you happier for it? Like when you're a khhv you can come to see a lot of value in being the way you are, wanting to stay in that zone because it's comfy, not missing something you never knew, etc. The last one is especially interesting to me.

When you have dry spells, is it more challenging than when you were a virgin and didn't really know what it was you were missing?

>I really want to settle down eventually
Is this a desire that you had before you started fucking girls on tinder? Has it ever caused you internal conflict? Like mentioned here >>40128590

>>40128955
>So help me God it is NOT!
MAGA spirit right here. Curious about the long story if you ever feel like telling it. No rush, sounds sad :/

>>40128878
>He better make anime real again
There is no way that memes will remain dreams by the end of these 8 years.

>>40128935
Get an onahole
Dont fall for womens traps. They want your seed so they can take your money

>>40128955
My chinese wife will be too expensive with a 35% tariff

>>40128934
yeah i am white. no one seems to care about it in real life since realistically it is a less than 5% difference from 5'9 to 6'0 but on the internet it is like i might as well be a 1/10 midget gnoll with a 2 inch dick for how fuckable i am considered solely due to my height

>>40128955
>So help me God it is NOT
>says the guy cucking for diversity

/fraud/ I come in need
185 6ft ~14-16 % bf
I know clen isn't a steroid but I want to know if there is any reason I shouldn't take it to aide my cut. My biggest concerns are losing strength, everytime I start a cut it goes well but two weeks or so in, I lose strength and it takes a while to rebuild.

Currently running ultimate diet 2.0 and doing the exercises he lists.

So bottomine, any reason not to add clen to this?

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>>40128968
>do you think I'll piss god off if I go catholic
Organized religion is a psychological weapon!
Believe in yourself and be a good person. Always be honest.
>>40128976
>Curious about the long story if you ever feel like telling it. No rush, sounds sad :/
It is sad. It is a tale of modern cuckery and confusion. I intend to make sure all you brehs avoid my suffering.
>>40128986
>>40129063
So help me God I will teach you all about manhood and making it to the best of my ability!

>>40129088

Why don't you just do an ECA stack if you're that pudgy!

It's fun! I'm always zipping zip zip ZOOM anon.

Murders appetite

I'm not sure why you need a drug people use to go from like 8% to 6% for a competition to de fatty yourself

Plus, EC, is like, recreational, so I highly recommend it. It's fun.

Just careful about addiction, if you have no background with stims, it's a little overwhelming suddenly being stim'd up and feeling so ZIPPY ZOOM ZOOM all the time

>>40129129
ECA makes my eyes bug the fuck out it looks so fuckign creepy becuase they are like always as wide open as possible

lol

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>>40129169

U WERE SAYING?

ZIP ZIP ZOOM GLANDS BBY.

LOVE THIS SHIT LMFAO

Also check out this thread LOL

>>40127254

IM SO STIMMED UP LAMO I CANT EVEN READ THE SHIT BUT THIS WAS STUPER THAN USUAL AHAHAHA

>>40127936

>>40129129
Last time I did ec I didn't like it, not a fan of stimulants. I know clen is but might enjoy it better. I was asking more in terms of health issues

>>40129088
>>40129280
yea m8 who needs their heart anyway

All of this shit about hair, jaw lines, height, dick size, etc, I do not understand.

I get wanting to be big. I don't eat trying to adjust or compensate for every minute detail.

Are you nerds actually trying to minmax your stats in real life?

>>40129098
How long does it take for MK bloat to subside, if it does? Interested in the ol memek for fat loss and trensomnia but don't wanna be Michelin man

>>40129303
not wanting to be the best you can be is the ultimate cuckery

don't cuck yourself.

>>40129294
Is correctly dosed clen only really that cardio toxic?

>>40129317
Your retarded buzzwords aside, that's a great message if it applies to real aspirations and goals.

"I want to grow 3" and get 2" girth on my dick" has nothing to do with the best you, and everything to do with your glaring my obvious insecurities. Being the best version of you would be the you that tackles and overcomes those insecurities. Simply overriding them doesn't make the failure of the human underneath go away.

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>>40129098
I'm happily married and expecting a kid while I learn to farm and get into anti-aging/life extension. I just happen to be a white nationalist on top of it.

I've tried asking in a few other threads but can't get an answer

What sort of dosage should I run for a first time clen cycle?

>>40129498
This information is everywhere, start at 20 micros and up when sides fade, Max at like 100-120. 2 week on 2 week off etc

>>40129510
Thanks my dude, I'm still new to all this

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>>40129311
>How long does it take for MK bloat to subside
Personally this is not an issue with me. Bloat from memek is 100% diet in my experience.
>>40129442
>I'm happily married and expecting a kid while I learn to farm and get into anti-aging/life extension. I just happen to be a white nationalist on top of it.
MAGA neighbor!
>>40129498
I would not run Clen unless I was sub 8% bf.

Can anyone Redpill me on stuff like DHEA or any other over the counter "supplements" considered to be forms of steroids/Performance Enhancing Drugs?

>>40129554
What would you advise for 17% bf

>>40129583
kys

>>40129597
I recommend putting the fork down

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>>40125528
Apparently the dudes over here >>40127823 suggested I post in here for a more detailed analysis of my recent results.
Sorry if it's off topic, just wanted to hear some opinions
>besides "faggot"
28yo 72kg

>>40129597
DNP or PSMF

>>40129362
Life is hard work and it sucks

How do I not have to live it without causing trauma to my family by killing myself? Can I like trade my life force to someone thst actually wants it?

>>40129613

What do you want to know about it?

>>40126605
Where do you sell bro?

>>40129613
well there's not much to talk about here... you have ridiculously high testosterone for a natty. congratulations.

Is mk677 supposed to taste like gasoline mixed with a tire fire? Got it as well as ostarine from a trusted source. Ostarine is bad but manageable, mk677 is a battle not to puke every night

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>>40129583
By all means experiment with shit but if you have any actual questions about SARM's please ask me.
I think SARM's + trt test = 99% of bro goals
>>40129597
>What would you advise for 17% bf
Dnp then gear.
200mg DNP + 30g of Almonds per day + 250g protein + as much broccoli as you can stomach = fastest fat loss possible. Generally sustainable for no more than two months.

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this guy used to post here a few years ago. Always thought it was an impressive transformation but obviously his time table is way off. Also cycle seems like complete trash. Wut u guys think a more reasonable time span would b?

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>>40129657
>Where do you sell bro?
eBay mostly although I do a fair amount of private party deals.
>>40129666
>Is mk677 supposed to taste like gasoline mixed with a tire fire?
LMAO
It's pretty bad but by no means does it taste like race fuel.
I used to run 110 octane leaded race gas in my fun car and by no means is pure Ibutamoren even remotely similar.

>>40129683
no way he went from completely dyel to that in 16 weeks with that shitty cycle

>>40129670
What are the better kinds of SARMs to take? What are the side effects? Anything I should avoid while taking them? Where should I buy them?

>>40129642
Well in the other thread I've noted a few symptoms I've been having for the last three months.
But, to cut a long story short, I feel decidedly sub-optimal.
Every GP and Endo I've tried has simply "assured" me that my levels are normal.
When I ask what the normal range is they reply that it's from 16 to 60 years old (for example).
Fair enough I accept that.
I then ask what the normal range is for 20 to 30, to which they ALWAYS dodge the question and refer me back to their previous comment, that is that it "... falls within the normal range..."
On the rare occasion I HAVE had one give the the Australian standard range for 20 to 30 year old, I then ask where my levels fall within that spectrum.
Answer?
"... falls within the normal range..." (of 16 to 60).
If I was to get a straight answer, my last question would simply be what is optimal for the range of 20 to 30 and how one might achieve this?
Haven't had a straight answer yet.
/blog post

Sorry, I'm just getting a bit down that I can't get a simple "optimal-average" figure. I don't even want to ride bicycles, I just want to be informed y'know?

>tl;dr
What's the optimal test range for a 20-30 year old dude?

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>>40129746
your total test in your first reading is almost 900ng/dl

>>40129726
Can you link me your page brah

>>40129746

See here:

https://www.menshormonalhealth.com/normal-testosterone-levels.html

You really are in the normal range my dude. I suspect your problem is elsewhere.

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>>40129744
>What are the better kinds of SARMs to take?
Ostarine is pretty boss. No sides and only gains. It's not the greatest thing ever but it's legit with NO SIDES.
>>40129744
>What's the optimal test range for a 20-30 year old dude?
1000mg/week
>>40129771
>Can you link me your page brah
Hit me up at gmail!

>>40129760
>>40129801
>Anonymous gear users and abusers on the internet gave faster, concise, accurate, and civil advice on a simple question they no doubt are sick of answering.

This is why I keep coming back.
Thanks guys. Appreciate it.

Yo these 21 gauges suck, just pinned and pulled back blood this is only the second time this has happened both being 21's.

>>40129958
>pinning with 21s
hydraulic
water
cutters

How long does it take for puffy nips to go away once I get rid of excess estro? Are we talking a couple days or weeks?

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>>40129958
>Yo these 21 gauges suck
I draw with 23g 1" and pin with 25g.

Started baby's first cycle today. Feel a little ashamed because of the public's opinion on this, but more excited to just push my limits.

Thanks /fraud/ for all the advice, y'all are one of the realist boards.

>>40130145
where'd ya inject m8

always curious what sites people pick for their first pins

>>40130164
Right glute. I really hate needles so my gymbro recommended the ass until I get more used to it.

>>40125528

>thinking thinking thinking

Do I wanna be fat for months, have lovehandles forever, be mildly hungry for months on end, or just pull up my skirt and PMSF for like litterally 2 weeks and be shredded?

See you boys in 2 weeks with new pics.

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any1 got good onions? one ive been using recently got taken down.

>>40130366
>this guy uses the deep web to purchase his heavy metal elixirs

>leave fucking lab manual thing home last week
>go home to get it
>mom: "you know i didn't want to tell you this but that pilocarpine was a brilliant finding. look at your face it's already so much better"

lol. ok.

>also take this shit on an empty stomach again like a retard because i completely forgot and now i am in excruciating pain

nice

>>40130556
>he doesn't use the deep web to buy his tinderjuice

>Move to Australia
>Look to buy some gear
>Those prices

brehs, no wonder everyone here is so small.

>>40130842
>>Move to Australia

>>40130342
Deadlifts and side pulls senpai. Make them your best friend. Learn proper form and hit heavy weight with them.

>>40131036
O yea trip on.

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>>40130062
thicc picture my friend, I approve

>>40131071
Don't meme yourself alex your face is atrocious

>>40130062
oy cap sorry for the indiscrete question but you mentioned above that you're fairly old. might I ask how old? I always feel like an ancient faggot for being in my mid-30s when the average age of /fit/ and /fraud/ in particular seems to be 18-22 so I could need the reassurance.

>>40131076

y-you're face is atrocious

OK but I am lifting weights and showing progress in my physique

Last I checked we were on /fit/ not /hm/

Go back to ur homeboard lamo?

>>40131076
nah wasn't him, but that stare is literally mfw i see a juicy pair of gloots on a girl. his weird face is so memeable for some reason, i could not help myself.

>>40131088
No faggot

>>40131043

bby

I've been doing DLs since day one, I like them. One week of side pulls.

My bodyfat % looks pretty low, because I have , but in reality, it's quite high, it's just a lot of fat around my lower back and hips.

weird ass ayy lamo distributions lol

this cut can keep going

>>40131090
>so memeable for some reason
The clenched teeth really add into the experience. I too grind my teeth like a tweakhead when I have sexual urges kek

Are there any studies on the longevity of people who have used DNP in the past? I haven't seen any follow up on the trials from the 1930s conducted showing people's health 20+ years later.

>>40131106
Idk I was always pretty insanely low bf even when I had lovehandles and they didn't go away until I really started upping the weight I lifted on lower/upper back and those oblique pulls. I gained 20 lbs and my love handles went away over this last year. What kind of weight are you pushing rn?

>>40131094
I just checked my email for the first time in two weeks and sent you one back. Keks were had when I read your texts you sent me and realized they were two weeks old and you're still fucking your roommate rn.

Anyways I'm going to bed good night fraud.

>>40131250

215 dl 235 trap bar dl for working weight

gained like, I dunno man, like fucking 20-30 pounds on that lift in nearly 5 months

strength gains don't come easy on a cut that's for sure. I even have been training dl in sets of 5 instead of 8-12.

Yeah, I as of your post last week int he CBT to another anon, I realized that I would need some external obliques to lose the lovehandles.

My external oblique is a tiny little rope like muscle, maybe .25" in diamater (serious).

If I dig in the fat I can feel it. I really wish I started training it on day one, it feels like a beef jerky strip

how the fuck do I get rid of this acne, giving me the fucking shits and I've slowly dropped down to 150mg cruise of test e a week and it still wont go away.

>>40131328
up ur ai or get some accutane

How many cycles you guys go through a year?
I've been talking to a very knowledgeable doctor and he said to me that the safest way to do cycle+pct is to do it only once a year or go into blast/cruise or permacruise, but he was pretty clear that doing regular cycles twice or 3 times a year is much more dangerous and give worse results overall, whats /fraud/ take on it?
Should i cycle for 12~ weeks only once a year and keep at my limit for the rest of the time till i have the guts to start blasting/cruising?

>>40131765
I like your doctor.

Give yourself a week and think on it. Weigh it out, but in the term I agree with your doctor.

If you hop on it's a lifelong commitment past once a year cycles that only further impair HPTA function.

>>40131786
Yeah, im definitely gonna do it once, the risks are very low and ill be able to get my reg test back to normal, my biggest doubt is in staying at my limit for most of the year then and having the possibility of having a regular life eventually or start doing it hardcore and end up committing basically my whole life to it despite not being a competitor because im not sure if its possible to get back regular androgenic test after a long time of blast/cruise

can someone upload their fraud folder i need pics of many hot girls

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>>40132257
No

>>40121908
selsun gold (selenium sulfide) works wonders for dermatitis for me

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>gonna take 250mg dnp(plus clen-ep) for 1 week while working then go another 9 days at 500mg while on paid holidays

Nothing wrong with frontloading 500mg on day 1 right? I remember it took me 2-3 days to feel dnp even starting at 500mg the last time.

Plus I work filling in a supermarket's yogurt and dairy in chillers at night, so it might be neat not having to wear gloves and a hooded jacket to weigh me down.

>>40129740

could be a super responder.

same way some pajeets and fatasses take over a gram of lab tested gear and look like shit even though the nutrition and training is fine.

>>40132418
every time i see that they never eat or train right at all, where have you seen something where they have? i can find 5 reddit posts right now of what you're describing except they eat like shit and probably do starting strength or something

>>40132703

For every flex wheeler and kevin levrone there's at least 100 pajeets and ranjeets who can take any amount of gear and work hard and look like absolute shit even by natty recreational levels.

Course, the fact that they train like shit also worsens this.

>>40132735
maybe due to garbage insertions and frame but no one is not going to be shredded with muscle if they do it right

>stop massively overtraining
>actually growing now

>le overtraining is a myth meme

>>40130689
inb4 this happens to alex when he bulks

>>40133132

Why would this happen to me?

This guy is doing some strength routine or some retarded shit and he started bulking at like 20% bodyfat

You guys are so desperate to see me fail, not mirrin attitude at all

all i want is to see u grow anon

need to cut down on the gyno, have legit tissue growth in there now

ive heard ralox is bredy gud at destroying breast tissue, how should i dose it?

>>40133149
lol its a joke fuck.

but how the fuck do u just gain pure fat and 0 muscle like that holy shit

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How much BB do you guys use for test e? I was thinking of doing 275mg/ml with 1% BA 10-15% BB.

>>40133197
30-60mg ED for 6 months.

My next cycle will be:
Test E 700mg/wk for 16wk
Tren E 600mg/wk for 16wk
Eq 1g/wk for 16wk
Dbol 40mg/day for 5wk

what do you guys think?

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where can i find progress pictures of people who did their first ever cycle?

>>40133203

He clearly clearly gained muscle. It's just not a good showing for one year of bulking at all.

>how the fuck

Well, he is natty, he is doing some powerlifting strength routine that I am sure has him in the gym for 30 mins 3 or 4 times a week, I am sure has no isolation work.

What was he even expecting? Not take roids, work out for 3 hours a week, yep, look juicy in no time.

I don't feel so bad about not pinning, it will be fun in a year to post my pics after bulking and meme arrow the fuck out of these people with

>madcow
>powerlifting to look good

If I roid up then they will just 'wahh wahh but but roids wahha wahha a bloo hoo'

Eyes on the prize bby

I don't know why moosey doesn't do this, this is 95% of the reason why I lift, to meme arrow people

>>40133238

sounds good, but make sure to just blast and cruise.

>>40133219
manly hand, good job anon

Where do I buy MK-677 (from OP's pic)? The top google search seems a bit fishy.
>inb4 lurk more

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>>40125528
Should I hop on a first test bulk, fraud?

About me:
>>Age 19 years, 8 months
>>2.5 yrs lifting xp with high school football team
>>6' god of manlets


a cutie snapped this pic of me putting on pants this morning. Ive always been pretty low bf and have also found it hard to bulk (small appetite). Should I get my appetite worked up first or just go for it?

>>40133642

Is this fucking bait?

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>>40133672
No. I know I look pretty untrained, but I bulked like 30 lbs at 17 from being an actual bag of skin and bones. Also being a WR, I had to run a shit ton so putting on the mass was a pain in the ass

Should I wait a bit and keep going natty or will I harm myself hopping on a beginner test cycle?

DL'd 520lbs this afternoon! Personal best. Going on a date in a few hours too. Today is shaping up rather fucking nicely. Starting my 24 week blast tomorrow, so I'll post progress pics.

80mcg Igf-1 Ed
6iu's HGH Ed
30mg Sdrol Ed (2 weeks on/off)
300mg Test Cyp pw
600mg Tren Ace pw

A few pots of Liv 52 and plenty of boxes of letro, asin, nolva and a ton of B6 amps on hand for whatever.

>>40133760
Whoops, forgot trip.

>>40133760
24 weeks of tren? lmao good luck

that is a huge blast though holy shit

>>40133642
please start lifting and eating properly
>>40133760
>that much gear
>520 lb deadlift
also liv52 is a waste of money

>>40133729


too lazy to fucking lift or eat but wants to pin

how is it possible to look like that after 5 years? also mirrin 'low' bf %.

glands, I found the powerlifter,

>>40133537

>sees thin man
>gets triggered

>>40133800
I'm not on it now, I'm starting tomorrow. Also expecting to lift more than that soon, obviously. And yeah, I think everyone knows Liv 52 is shite, but it was free so ... whatever. I've got tudca on the way.

>>40133036
trip on alex

>>40133257
reddit kek

>>40133760
you gon die m8. do post progress though, am curious

>>40133828
free liv52 is still shit, price doesn't alter the product itself kek

In a bit of a pickle, can't get fuckin needles in Florida without pharmas thinking i'm a fucking heroin addict. Haven't been able to pin test in about 2 1/2 weeks.

Best place to get 25/27 gauge needles that ship discreetly to florida? The faster and cheaper the better. Thanks bros

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EVERYONE IS BECOMING A MILLIONAIRE THESE DAYS.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL POOR?

WHAT'S YIOUR EXCUSE??

>>40133885
You're not wrong. I'm free of the shame of spending money on Liv 52 though!

>>40133788
Tren and I get along very well, so it's not a huge problem, really. If it starts to be for some peculiar reason I can always adjust or take a break.

>>40133961
not american, crippling addiction to buying stupid expensive stuff I don't really need to further my gains. but thanks for asking

>>40133966
as I said, post progress. it won't probably kill you so it maybe does some good.

>>40133999
Aye! That's the plan.

Nice trips, pal

>>40134009
thanks, highlight of my day so far

sigh

>>40133836

Wasn't me. I posted about overtraining before. When I had overtraining symptoms I trained less. I'm slowly increasing volume to see how much I can get away with.

Volume=endorphins=happy

Who cares if I get no extra gains as a natty? Just don't want to overtrain

>>40134020
That bad, eh? Tomorrow's a new day, mate. Another opportunity to put a positive spin on things, if you can. I'll cheer you up, though.

What's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke?

Glands' mum can't take a joke.

>>40134043
k then never mind

>>40134084
eh I did fuck the gf and strike a schweet deal at work, I'm just so accustomed to both by now that it doesn't really phase me anymore lel

11/10 joke though, never gets old

>>40134098
>I'm just so accustomed to both by now that it doesn't really phase me anymore lel

That bitter moment when QoL gains are stalling huh

>>40126767
If youre really not being charged then stop your whining

Take your loss and move on
My nose is broken right now lmao

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MK-677 causes results in really high blood sugar levels, is it ok to have fruit? I know non-simple sugars like more complicated carbs are ok but what's fructose like for diabetes type issues?

I don't want to contract diabetes but don't want to be worrying about this shit, I already get enough sugar from sucrose already so having fruit/fructose might throw it over the edge.

>>40125528
MK677 is bullshit, right?

>>40134126
kinda. I wasn't much of a beta faggot before so the "huh, this is nice" feeling of added test slowly eased off. not that I really mind, it's still silly fun being me, I'm just saying, the novelty wears off kek

>>40133961
I'll be making approx $17k a month soon.

>>40133760
Looks retarded and stupid

>>40134152
Mirin, I guess. I was literal low test wojak r9k tier before ronalds so I'm still riding the rollercoaster laughing like an idiot two years later. Diffrent folks diffrent strokes I suppose.

>>40134183
How did you turn your life around, friend?
Im turning into r9k tier slowly because i can never get dates because i can never find girls to approach or talk to
What did you do?

>>40134196

>never find girls

How are you this retarded? They are everywhere. You go to the gym. Do you not see the girls in the gym?

Open your fucking mouth and move your fucking lips and fucking talk to them.

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>>40134196
Mainly idiotic amounts of ugl test KEK

But I also cocoon-moded for like a year with cocoon mode light for two additional years after that. Getting /fit/, furthering mental gains by reading and watching a lot of sophisticated stuff and enrolling in a few courses of all sorts. Social gains came through said courses, going out like twice a month but not drinking enough to turn into a drooling repulsive mongo, and the fact my sister pitied me and hooked me up with a lot of her friends, or at least tried to. That, along with the added confidence and visible gains from the test worked pretty well, not to mention lots of r9k feels are just due to elevated estro/low test to begin with.

Is this legit? http://www.ebay.com/itm/MK-677-Ibutamoren-1Gram-1000mg-/122318102680?hash=item1c7aba2098:g:OVEAAOSwbsBXpTIB

>>40134247
>How are you this retarded?
I never meet any because the girls at the gym are ALWAYS there with their bfs and its the same everywhere else too
Only single girl ive met in a good while was a super bitter girl who was a friend of a friend and made a wonderful remark to me within five minutes saying "Why are all men pigs, i may be single but im not down to fuck you know?"
She looked like shit too so i stuck to my buddy

Point being semi cute and friendly girls are rare as fuck from where i stand

>>40134250
Damn, it feels good to hear about someone having success but im almost done with uni and its been the lonliest time of my life so far
I wish i had a kid sister who had cute friends, never underesimate that shit bro

>>40134172
Operating steroid labs is illegal.

>>40134293
>kid sister who had cute friends
Mine is eight years my senior as are her friends, I just happen to get off to more mature women hueheu

>>40134250
>pic
laughing and getting related feels at the same time, bravo

>>40134327
Oh well still, im happy you made it and did something few other men manage to do

>>40134351
Appreciate. I should write a book, but then again, the first two chapters would just be PIN 600MG CMON written over and over lol

>>40134376
I unironically dont know if thats a good idea
Not that you wont grow from it but i dont think it would help
Im 185cm tall and at 92kg right now with a low bf but i get almost no love despite this
Body cant take you all the way but maybe its a mental thing

>>40125528
How would I go about figuring out whether or not mk-677 is illegal in my country?
It's Denmark, if that helps

>>40134293

Stop making excuses. In life you want something you do it. Just try and go for it. You don't fucking say 'wahh wahh it's hard'. All I hear from you is excuses. Crying. Complaing. Just do it? How you can't get laid? This is the easiest shit in the world serious stop being a faggot.

Off topic

>tanning salons

I am going to the city tonight, I guess, and there is a tanning salon there. Experiences? Advices? How long does it take? My phone is almost dead and I will have no phone, should I just wait until tommrow? I will be in the city both days.

>>40134396
I was partly shitposting but yes, the physical advantages were only half of the deal. I did have the test levels of a castrated dog before pinning but I can safely assume it just helped and didn't do all the work. I've met too many swole as fuark people who still are functioning autists mentally because they think all non-body-related problems will magically fix themselves on sterons.

>>40134415
Level 1 bed for 10 minutes if you're pale.

>>40134430

I'm a smeagle looking fucker. So you can't just get tan in one day huh?

Ps: thanks bro love this general

Anyone hop on while having acne already, how did it go?

I'm 28 and still have acne, manage it every way the internet says to the only thing I haven't tried is accutane because of the sides. The fear of it getting worse is the only thing stopping my first cycle. I've gone from a fatass 275lb to a lean 190 at 5'11 with decent lifts over 2 years.

Ostarine and lgd didn't affect me badly but I know it would be nothing like the 500mg teste/wk I'd be running. How bad did your acne get if you already had it?

>>40134442
aside from some peptides and those stupid jersey shore tanning creams, there is no shortcut to it. roasting yourself for prolonged amounts of time just because you want to speed it up will do more harm than good.

about to switch my blast up for cutting.

current body is: 5'7 208lb ~12%bf

currently running: 125mg test e e3d, 450mg deca e3d, 50mg tren a ed.

My goals are to look as full as I can while being as lean as I can. Once I run out of deca. I'm either going to double tren a to 100mg ed or add mast p in at 50mg ed. I'm wondering should I double tren until i get to 9%bf then return it to 50mg ed and add mast p in. Or should I just stick to one or the other? Once I get lean I might play with winstrol to see if it adds any polish to cut and/or anadrol to see how it will effect fullness

>>40134415
>This is the easiest shit in the world serious stop being a faggot.
Not if you never find any girls, is it?
Seirously, i wouldnt complain if it was easy to do

>tanning salons
It depends on your skin color, if you have very fair skin (think redhead type) then 10 minutes should suffice
If you get some freckles but can handle a deeper tan then 12-14 minutes but dont go over 15 for your first time id say
There could be a type of guide posted on the wall of the salon aswell if they carry diffrent types of beds
Also no oil or any of that shit if its your first time

>>40134417
Quick question
How are your levels now than youre (presumably) off the stuff?
Or are you gonna cruise for life?

Are orals alone for a cycle worth it at all? Not opposed to hoping on test but I plan on competing in physique in a couple months and don't know if I'll have time to cycle then get off a cycle beforehand. Plus the gf won't ask questions about pills at all, but would probably get super pissed if she caught me pinning

>>40134315
But very fucking profitable. My flatmates and I all pitch in for the raws equally, and we brew to a very high standard. I couldn't imagine going back to buying from sources and websites and spending that amount again.

>>40134476
>Or are you gonna cruise for life?
Yep. Sorry, can't help you. Fat chance I will ever stop, unplanned for medical or other unforeseen issues aside.

>>40134493
thats ok, i was just curious how you handled it
Good luck to you sir

>>40134498
Same to you.

>kept making fun of people getting pip from injecting vgs
>just randomly got pip
karma is a bitch

at least it's a relatively small muscle out of the way so it's not that bad

>>40134476
T I N D E R
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>>40134457

Ok Breh level 1 10 mins. I have a date tonight. Am I gonna look like stupid sunburned if I go to the tanning salon then the date?

>>40134476

What could be easier? Talk to them. Are you fucking blind? Step outside your fucking basement and look the fuck around and fucking talk to the zillion girls that will sap your gains and your money

>>40134520
if you go directly after you will, yes. depending on your skin type the "good" tan might take a bit to show up. best course of action would be a fatty aloe cream directly after and a cold shower shortly before the date, but i'm just spitballing here cause I'm almost sandnigger tier tanned as soon as I leave the house so I dunno.

>>40134534

Fuck . I was planning on just killing time with the tanning place then go on the date. I can't drive back home then back to the city then go on the date plus I likely will be spending the night at her place shitposting.

Side note: I have like ED today? My dick isn't working. I am on ECA. Safe to take cialias? I have some lying around funny enough.

I would just rather not have my blood have zero thickness or whatever the fuck from aspirin and boner pills.

I dunno, I never have ed problems, he is just dead today.

>>40133760
Nice breh. How tall/big are you right now?

>>40134567
you seem to live a stressful life lmao. leave out the aspirin for today (OR IN GENERAL FFS), pop a cialis two hours before you want to do the deed.

>>40134520
>What could be easier? Talk to them.
Like i said, i never ever see any without their boyfriend by their side and there arent that many chicks around who are looking to date
I cant just up and talk to them on the street for no reason, that wont end well at all

If you got a date and youre as pale as smegol id skip the tanning bed, you may end up with a burn and looking like shit
Wait until tomorrow since its your first time

>>40134592

Lmao there's no stress in my life at all desu.

I took aspirin in the morning. We good familia?

>>40134596

>I cant just up and talk to them on the street for no reason, that wont end well at all

Pussy

>wait until tommrow

Dates every night because I talk to girls. Give it a try maybe?

best place for needle online?

>>40134606
try not to cut yourself or keep an elevated heartrate for more than an hour at a time (>implying sex for that long, faggot), you should be fine otherwise though.

>>40134634

>1 o clock now
>was gonna chill in the gym till 4 drive to city tan and then do date
>gotta fucking go home and get the cialisis

Ugh in my head this shit always planned out so well then reality strikes.

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>>40131083
I'm in my early 30s lol. I'm not that old.
>>40133372
You email me at gmail. What's the top google result anyway?
>>40134146
No it's definitely not bullshit.
>>40134401
Talk to a lawyer.

Sup degenerates?

>>40134647
skip the tan for the off chance your pale ass will get burned even with only 10mins, so you should have enough time to get the boner pills. if she really drops you cause you're too pale, please shitpost here accordingly so i can laugh at you.

>>40134658
>I'm in my early 30s lol. I'm not that old.
Just what I wanted to hear, thanks kek

>>40134619
>Pussy
No, not pussy
Trust me, the country i live in has a way of looking at you if you try to talk to people you dont know. Its not something that goes well, no matter how good looking or charming you are (unless the person knows you since youre famous)

>Give it a try maybe?
Well sure, nothing bad is gonna happen
At worst you will have to explain to your date why youre sunburned but you could just make some stuff up about needing vitamin D or not getting enough sun in the winter time

Is Winstrol good for first cycle? Also how are the sides?

>>40134685
Shit for first cycle (>oral only shiggydiggy), harsh sides, slightly less shit pre-comp otherwise the former applies. Pin test faggot.

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>>40129726
Oh god, you just gave me PTSD from that leak.
I actually browsed /s/ after that for like a week because I needed to "overwrite" what I had seen.

>>40129853
>NO SIDES.
So is the SARM that affects your eyes S4? Always thought it was Osta but might be mistaken. Any personal experience with LGD?

>>40133257
Ask cat piss for his progress pic. It spans several cycles but is still inspiring (if you're starting anywhere near his starting place).

>>40134250
How tall? And what sorts of courses/reading did you do? I really miss college and want to re-capture that lifestyle of always learning while I'm holding down this job.

>not to mention lots of r9k feels are just due to elevated estro/low test to begin with.
This. And cortisol plays a HUGE role in those feels and how it affects your behavior as well. Wish I had caught this problem sooner but I'm grateful to have found relief at least (as opposed to overthinking the shit out of it and waiting even longer).

>>40134196
Have you gotten your natty test/e2/cortisol levels checked?

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>mail rons
>package says delivered but was not recived

So im going to jail and thats cool