Role-Reversal and Gentle Femdom General - "How is everyone tonight?" edition.
>preferably recommendations that are on-topic
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>What is Role Reversal?
Old Role Reversal Map:
irc channel: irc.irchighway.net , #gfd
/rr/ and /gfd/ megapastebins:
>How is everyone tonight
Good. Got some Vitamin Water™ and jalapeno chips. Doin school work.
I just failed no fap november, but I found my prostate in doing so, and that was kind of fun. I kind of wish I could get more into prostate play now, but I don't know where to start, and I suspect I would need to buy stuff, which would be embarrassing. Plus, it was a little scary because there was a tiny bit of blood.
Just use plenty of lube. You can get something like Astroglide at any pharmacy. Blood shouldn't be a problem if you're lubricated and going slowly/gently.
And you don't really need toys for prostate play. If you've already found it, you're on the right track, you just gotta figure out the right way to stimulate it with your fingers.
And why is it embarrassing to buy stuff? People in sex shops don't give a shit, and you can order prostate massagers or dildos for delivery in blank packaging. Do you live with other people?
Sure, yeah. I can get slightly jealous around other guys but I don't seem to have the same problem as far as other women are concerned. As far as love and my needs I'm at my best when I receive a lot of physical reinforcement so in that regard having two partners would be a plus. I don't foresee any trouble on the sexual front as my libido is likewise high. However, I'm not great at planning/sticking to schedules, and I'll need a little bit of me-time after spending a lot of time socializing and seeing to emotional needs that I can't provide by fixing problems and cooking great meals. If both women were very demanding as far as emotional involvement (as in needing to spend quality time every day/phonecall or skype(lol cia) every day etc) juggling that with my work, and my own need for space could be an issue.
Nice, spicy stuff is best.
Well, it's closer to morning than night. I should try to fall asleep :P
I remember when I was like 18 and I had decided one night in the shower to start poking around up there out of curiosity. 4 years later and I've never turned back. Anal is pretty much all I ever do now.
It's not really because it fits /d/, it's more that it's even less fitting everywhere else.
because /h/ mods would ban everyone here long time ago so they shitpost here on /d/
Dericious new thread...though I'm not gonna do much this time. Thread got too depressing and I know I won't attract anyone for a few years.
Have fun though! I shall occasionally lurk.
Yeah, see I don't have any lube. I was really surprised at how easy it was to get in there though. I just used some water and precum. As for embarrassment, I don't know. I'm kind of shy when I'm not with friends, and I would never buy stuff like that with friends. It was pretty fun though, so maybe it'd be worth it.
Yeah, it was nice. I didn't cum from that alone, but man it had me dripping precum like crazy. I'm pretty sure it was my prostate. It wasn't like, out of this world good, but it felt pleasant. It was kind of a hard little knob.
I didn't do anal only though. After a while I got tired and just fapped normally.
You just gotta walk into some place, look for the right toy, and get out. If you know what to look for you won't have to interact much with the employees at all. It feels pretty weird but the only thing a sex shop employee is going to do is help you if you need questions.
And how the hell does anyone drip precum when they do anal? I've been playing with my ass since forever and I've never even had the smallest drop of pre. I've had piss come out before, but I want to get myself leaking cum when I play back there.
I also want to get anal orgasms but no real idea how to do it. I've had sessions with my toys where I've felt like I'm going into a delirious, trance-like state because it felt so amazing. But never got an orgasm from it. I really wanna cum without using my dick.
Hmm what kind of equipment?
I think i found it before but rubbing and massaging it didn't do much, not even precum, but i barely leak any precum anyway so thay could be normal. any reason that might be?
Well, I don't use lube when I masturbate normally either. I just use precum. I think I produce more than average, maybe? Idk. It didn't feel anywhere near as good as you're describing though. Hmm. Maybe I was hitting my seminal vesicles? It seems kind of close in the pic, so is that a thing that happens?
Also, how do you know what the right toy is when you go in for the first time?
Usually when I do this I do produce loads of precum, but it only comes out when I decide to jerk it out. There's almost always a shit ton of it. Also, what I was doing in those cases was riding a girthy, 8-inch dildo. It's a bit different... But in a good way.
And toys, well it's really different for everyone. Prostate massagers are pretty amazing, you just slide them in and they move naturally along with the contractions of your anus to rub on your prostate. Though it helps to control those contractions manually too. There are usually beginner's anal play sets in those stores that have different kinds of small toys to break you into. And remember, the staff are only there to help, and will probably know more than I do.
you need discipline. go to chastity thread and follow the instructions
Man, I hate chastity threads, but this is worded like an order from a dom and I just don't know how to say no to that. Guess I have no choice.
How are you all doing?
I'm not at my best but it's better than I've been all week so I'll take it as an improvement. How about you?
Applying for jobs suck. I've got education and skills, but I'm not seeing anything that looks like it would be fun and I'm afraid of rejection anyway.
Had a truly bizarre dream.
>go to college party
>meet up with girl I like
>things start getting hot and heavy
>some dudebro starts filming us
>hulk out and break his legs
>suddenly decide this is unacceptable and i'm going to kill myself
>go to a crematorium where a bunch of nuns are helping people to incinerate themselves
>with friends, for some reason
>queue up for the burn people thing
>bottle out at the last minute
>realise that my friends are queuing to get their Masters' degrees, not to kill themselves
>pick up my stuff and go back to uni
>I missed three weeks and i'm about to fail my teaching qualification
dunno what the fuck that means tbqh bruv
I got neither i only have a job because i knew a guy. Pay is shit but i only go in 2 or 3 times a week so i can't complain about pay. Better then sitting on my
ass 24/7 i look at as free money more or less.
For some reason, in all of my dreams I kill bears.
Usually with objects most would not consider weapons, such as umbrellas. I don't know why my unconscious brain is so taken with that concept.
In my last dream i was in singapore to take over an american jungle base and take over the bodies of all the soldiers, putting exactly half the dna of the previous body i was in in them, in order to convert them to communism, because my genetics makes me super devoted to the cause.
Before that i was helping homeless people in dubai.
Not bad, watched some anime, playing BO3 now it's kinda good. Also how do I stop cumming early? I'm trying to train myself with edging but even with that I can only last like 2 minutes at max, specially if I'm really aroused. Do kegel's really work?
lol @ her face.
>oh shit oh shit okay just act cool, maybe she wont notice anything
Do gentle femdoms exist in Japland? I know mainland might have some, but what about the okinawa islands? are island girls gentle and dominant?
Of course some are bound to exist, but your chances are like <10% what an US or UK native's probably are.
Japan is quite a ways behind the west as far as gender equality and women who don't act feminine and submissive get called all manner of unpleasant things. On the plus side, girls can give guys love confessions which is /rr/-ish, but this doesn't happen as often as animu suggests and you can expect the girl to be subby as fuck after the fact.
>Want to be a little, skinny sub with a tall strong domme
>tfw semi-tall and skinnyfat
I want her to take me in her arms and smother me in her soft body but these manboobs wont leave me
Eat a caloric deficit diet and overwork your pecs. Those manboobs should disappear in a while.
Listbro here. I'm at my moms house right now so I can't post pics, but here's ye olde liste.
>Garden of Words
>Witch Craft Works
>Madan no Ou to Vanadis
>Morobito: Guardian of the Spirit
>Monster Musume no Iru Ichijou
>Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushii (The world is still beautiful)
>Akame ga Kill*
>The Pet Girl of Sakurasou*
>Danna ga Nani o Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken
>Tasogare otome x Amnesia
>Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun
>Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
>Sword princess Altina
>Kono Onee-san wa fiction desu
>Unbalance x Unbalance
>Arakawa under the bridge
>Tramps like us
*/gfd/ is not the main focus of the story. Don't read/watch it purely for the /gfd/, make sure you enjoy it first and consider the /gfd/ a bonus.
By popular demand I've removed Kiki's Delivery Service form the animated movie category. I've also added Altina the Sword Princess to the list, as a result of lurking /tg/ of all places.
As always, criticisms and recommendations are welcome.
Improvement is always good anon.
I'm doing pretty okay. Feeling a bit down about the job market being a bitch to recent uni graduates but otherwise I can't complain.
>Wanting to be used by multiple women
>Not being pinned down by the one woman who loves you more than anything and rides you until you're sore, drained and begging for mercy
>Not being tenderly spooned by her after she destroyed your pelvis
Then again, I do understand the appeal of being so desirable women are literally lining up and drawing a number for you.
>How's everyone doing tonight?
I feel so lonely, I got kicked out of where I live because I failed the rent deadline by one day and I'm couch surfing with a friend.
The real kicker is that he found out today I'm gay, which is very bad where I live. I have to leave first thing in the morning. I don't know what's going to happen, maybe I'll just call my ex and ask for help. Just wanted to let it out.
I wish, but he's very homophobic, even now he's not talking to me normally and he's been my best friend since we were 5 years old. He's drinking right now and I'm afraid he might say something horrible.
I just hope he still considers me a friend.
Semi-tall shouldn't be a problem; when asked, most of the girls here have said that height isn't a deal-breaker and is pretty minor versus other considerations.
There's no reason to be skinnyfat. Hit the gym and lift heavy weights (this is the best way to burn fat, don't worry about getting bulky) and do HIIT cardio. Cut your diet down and eat clean foods - no carbs at night for now, have protein and veggies for dinner. Whatever your body weight is, try to eat that number in grams of protein daily and limit carbs to no more than one gram of carbs per pound of body weight to start. See how that goes. Cut out as much sugar as you can.
I and others here will be more than happy to help answer any fitness questions you may have. You can do it.
>Listbro here. I'm at my moms house right now so I can't post pics
Dude, you're being overly shy. She's your mother, if you ask I'm sure she'll lend you her femdom folder.
Yeah cast system exists, older generation still believes in it, the younger generation doesn't, as much. But in rural areas, it's much worse, they still have the concept of "Untouchability" in some places.
Thanks friend. It feels so lonely here because I can't find other gay people here and the only friend I've on off sex with, does it because he is very bad at talking to girls.
I like it at the time but afterwards it just feels horrible.
>the only friend I've on off sex with, does it because he is very bad at talking to girls.
Im pretty sure that guy is gay too, anon. You don't "just fuck guys" because you are bad with girls. Its probably just an excuse for himself because he doesnt want to embrace that he likes guys.
I've thought about it, anon. I suspect he is but he never wants to talk about it, it's just him asking me if I'm free and want to come over and we have sex. I always try to refuse but he is so cute I end up going to him every time.
You sound like a nice, well educated guy. There are tons of Indian men who immigrate to the US for work and education, why can't you?
If you want a slick way in, become a Catholic priest. No, I'm actually serious. There is a HUGE need for catholic priests in the US now because Catholicism is falling out of favor and very few American men want to enter the priesthood. In my wealthy white suburban town one young Indian priest is running like three Catholic churches in surrounding towns because he's the only priest in the area who's available. Once you get over here and get your green card you can quit the priesthood and get a normal job.
>le /pol/ boogeyman
Sorry, someone had to.
Also post images you fucks.
/pol/ would be telling him to POO IN LOO.
Haha sounds good but its easier said than done. I'm getting a new, better job in a week and moving to Bangalore, it's a much better and liberal place than my native city. I just hope it all goes right.
And sorry for not contributing but I can't use my pc right now.
Its ok indiaman, social change takes time because people are assholes who dont like change
>if you ask I'm sure she'll lend you her femdom folder.
I don't even want to think about it, it'd be rather disturbing to find out she has one.
Like most sexual acts, it can or cannot be depending on the context bruh. A sub can peg all she wants and remain a sub, a domme can even dominate her beloved when on her knees and giving him a blowjob.
That would be really cowardly, but i guess you could expect it when the culture you live in is homophobic
>i heard something a while ago about some indians not considering themselves gay because they were the ones doing the fucking
Basically every culture has had this concept. It's only really abrahamic religions that don't make a distinction between fucker and fuckee.
To be fair, Mediterranean cultures worked this way as well from antiquity to damn near the modern era. The concept of being gay or straight is relatively new, and in ye olden days there was only the dichotomy of penetrating or being penetrated. A real man penetrates, and only a woman or a faggot gets penetrated. This is why fucking another man in the ass wasn't seen as gay, but as an act of subjugation: expressing power over another man. In fact, the word "patheticus", from which English derives "pathetic", was used to refer to men that got fucked in the ass by other men. In the world of antiquity, male-on-male rape was quite literally more about power than the actual sexual act.
It's not that unusual that this view still exists in other cultures, as for most of our civilization this is also how we viewed sex.
>It's only really abrahamic religions that don't make a distinction between fucker and fuckee.
Kek, you don't know about the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, where a mob demands the public buttrape of two strangers and Lot offers his two daughters to them instead, which they refuse? Same thing: the strangers were new in town, the mob wanted to show them how shit's done 'round these here parts, Lot offered his daughters as a way to insult them (there's no honor in subjugating a woman).
>Yeah, it's very humiliating and demeaning when he won't even look at me afterwards.
Yeah, that's pretty mean of him, gay or not. I guess he's feeling conflicted afterwards too and pushes you away.
>this entire thread
>123 / 46
it's like some function. once the thread stops being a complete shithole, you immediately do everything to cancer it up again. makes me want to measure it and make some statistics
nobody asked for your personal info
Why are you so uptight mate. I really feel like its only you who is bitching about this all the time
because this is a fucking IMAGE board and none of you, blogposters, gives a fuck about pictures
>I really feel like its only you who is bitching about this all the time
there are more. i'm just more verbal
this should be a rule on every image board and many voted for it. i hope that Hiro will make it finally happen
go die in a fire, make this place better
why are you still alive? can't you do a simple task?
You know i would just have to resort to unrelated pics like these right?
sure, go on. i'll make some pop corn
>cancer calling me cancer
that's not even 180. that's plain retarded
the fact that i have most of the pics posted here doesn't change the fact that almost none of you came here to contribute a single fucking pic
you're not even trying anymore
Why are you people so buttmad?
Christ I come here to talk and fap, not to see people arguing like preteens. If I wanted to do that I'd go to any other board.
>the fact that i have most of the pics posted here
Then again, what the fuck are you doing in here? From your point of view, you're just wasting your time and may as well just go search for the pics you want somewhere else.
because there are other people here who don't own a gelbooru site rip and come on /d/ to grab some pics for whatever reason. they come to a thread like this and don't give a single shit about the blog crap. and they actually know why they came here
>do something for community for a change
Like posting porn? Some service is that mate.
You like tomboys? 1.7k pictures for you, now stop being a little bitch
>50 posts of "I'm going to shit up the thread for everyone to spit one guy.
Not my problem
>There's a reason you faggots are alone and unloved.
Because i don't use image to reply? btw work on you're insults please.
more blonde tomboys please. what? can't post any?
>can't do a proper pic dump
here's 3 points of why your logic is shit:
>let's not post any image on an image board, that's why it exists
>can't do a 1700 mega picture dump with help of other anons because nobody cares to post any
>he requested X, i'll just drop my TB gelbooru site rip on him, there's surely stuff he wants hidden in there
>they come to a thread like this and don't give a single shit about the blog crap
>click on thread
>scroll, check if there are pics
>click them if there's any
There, you can now go on and do whatever the fuck it is you do.
And it's not like gelbooru, pixiv, danbooru, sadpada, hell even tumblr don't have any sort of search function, or thumbnails to look at and see if something interests you.
Besides, you'd still have to do sorting even if someone were to dump everything there is in that rar that was linked, so what's the difference for you then? In fact, it would be even slower here due to site layout and delay between replies.
>Because your personality is shit.
That's subjective you know nothing about me
>That wasn't an insult.
>There's a reason you faggots are alone and unloved.
You just insulted me and everybody else logic much? you're bad at this.
wow, you really are delusional:
>click on thread
>no pics found
that's you faggots
>gelbooru, pixiv, danbooru, sadpada, hell even tumblr
none of these existed back in days. that's why this board was made for. also you alone won't find everything you want but community might get a sauce and provide more of X
Im just saying that cunt who is butthurt about us posting without pics because "muh people only want pics" can fuck off because those people either just look at the pics or download the full thread pics.
just fyi: done with the porn dump. sleep time. won't be here for the whole weekend so enjoy your shithole
...or just post pics and never hear of me again. your choice
>just fyi: done with the porn dump. sleep time. won't be here for the whole weekend so enjoy your shithole
You're upset over petty things You won't be missed.
...or just post pics and never hear of me again. your choice
Don't let the door hit you on the ass on you're way out nothing of value is lost. you're free to leave at anytime.
If there's more people coming here just for pics like you say, then there will at some point be pics. Blogposting would be irrelevant for you if you simply scroll by without paying any attention to the text at all.
If everything is blogposting, then that takes me back to my original point: why waste time here if you "know" you won't get what you want?
>none of these existed back in days
they do now
>also you alone won't find everything you want but community might get a sauce and provide more of X
This community, from what you experience, is only blogposts. You've said everything in this thread you already have. Pretty sure there's other communities where there won't be blogposting, everyone is just dedicated to posting pics, and you no longer have to get pissed after going there.
There was a rar linked already with tomboy pics. There's your pics.
>I missed three weeks and i'm about to fail my teaching qualification
I hate these dreams
The "oh shit, I somehow missed the entire semester of classes and now I have to take the final" nightmare is probably the worst thing ever
Also, why is this show so adorable?
Because it has two /rr/ girls in it of course!
Too bad the MC is such a bubbly twat, the support characters absolutely make the show.
meant to attach a pic
short girls making tall guys embarrassed is the best
Found this really adorable FSN doujin
It's futa on male, but it's /rr/ as hell
I personally like girls about my size, but that severely limits my compatible partners as i am dutch and thus tall.
But we have 18 million people in my country alone, so there should be someone out there. Height is really not an issue, i just dont date fat or short people.
Here;s another really qt one in a similar vein
That's fine i hope he get c u c k e d treated like trash and thrown out like society does then he will understand where he fucked up and stop being a male rostie you people make me sick i hope you're purged.peace trash of humanity
Next time try to think for yourselves instead of being another sheep of society
I come from a broken home. My mom eventually ended up in a vaguely /rr/ relationship, but that was mostly after my formative years. That said I'm not really into /rr/ so much as just being petted and stuff.
>Weeh people don't like my bodytype
>Kill yourself, you trash!
Damn, did i walk into tumblr by accident?
>End it you're call
but who was phone?
Jeez you sure are downers arnt ya?
Girls do not solely like the extreme musclehunk or the trap, just like none of you like only the short feminine dom or the two heads taller than you big titted musclegal.
On that note, i have a boner again and am going to sleep.
not who you were replying to, but m8 I could have the body of Achilles himself wrought in purest Phoenician marble but my face would still be enough to keep safe from aliens just by broadcasting a picture into space. nobody would ever invade a place of such monsters.
I'll stop being that way when i stop being the prime example of the black pill every time i try and get rejected 100 times a week.
You do not understand the pain nor will you ever. I'll be happy to watch this world burn for it's sins against me and my brothers who are still with us
and have fallen victims of the genetic RNG. You fail to see the bullshit because you are to blind to see the truth.
Good night my genetically superior friend you meant well but in the end you give false hope and do not care about us you never did and i never expected anything more out of you..
Please go back to r9k.
Or man up and face your problems. Life is never going to improve if you don't try to do it. You can't just sit there drowning in your own tears hoping that your life will magically turn around one day.
>Or man up and face your problems.
I think you mean
Holy fuck mate, get that mindset out of you. Stop thinking in terms of genetics, its unhealthy and wont make you happy.
Trust me, i have had that mindset and it does not fucking work, it turns your fellow human beings into either competitors or prizes. What you need is just 1 partner in your life. They won't cheat on you, you won't cheat on them, you (maybe) have one or two kids and you get to grow old with your best friend (who you can fuck).
Stop browsing whatever the fuck you got that shit from, it is exactly that kind of shit that makes you depressed, insecure, anti-social and angry at the world, which are all things that hinder your happiness, hinder your functioning in society and hinder you from finding a girlfriend.
Stop browsing whatever "self-improvement" / "something-pill" / "fuck-normies-reee" you are browsing, and i mean really stop. Start taking walks outside and find a hobby to take your mind of stuff.
Im so done with this joke after big hero 6
Lets have some nice discussion in here shall we?
So tell me boys, what kind of domme lady appeals to you most?
The shy one that slowly lets you in on her secret of wanting to dominate a cute boy?
The confident and assertive type that always gets what she wants
The tsundere type that has trouble expressing her feelings?
I feel like I'm a shy domme but I've slowly been gaining more confidence with my bf to let my true personality out
I absolutely prefer the confident type myself. Honestly, the personality type I like is just someone who knows what they want, is excited about things, and likes to have fun.
Pretty much any of them really, they've all got merits. I think a lot of it depends on the all-over personality of the domme too.
Personally, I think the confidence/assertiveness is the biggest factor for me. I always get told I'm an incredibly confident and blunt person in public. Someone that has the confidence to be like that with me will win me over very, very quickly.
Confidence and assertiveness are really, really attractive for me, so probably that.
I wouldn't mind building up a shy girl's confidence though, that would be cool too.
Don't really like the idea of a tsundere, sounds kind of annoying.
The more I think about it, the more I think I'd like a shy/tsundere Dom. Im just imagining watching Netflix and having said Dom quickly reaching over pulling my head into her chest. Then, she would look stubbornly away and mutter "g-good boy"
But that's just me
Actually yes. When my mom was still married to my biological dad, she worked as a supervisor at an insurance company, made all the money and the best my dad could do was work at a shoe store. And he also spend most of the time caring for me when I was much younger. Now with my stepdad, my mom has an even better job with more benefits, and there's definitely a dynamic of him doing more to please her, and the both of them doing more what she wants.
Also, a long time ago I was rummaging through their bedroom and found a prostate massager... so yeah.
>The shy one that slowly lets you in on her secret of wanting to dominate a cute boy?
>The confident and assertive type that always gets what she wants
>The tsundere type that has trouble expressing her feelings?
A combination of these three. Like my ex. Time to kill myself.
You're right but stop assuming every person who posts here is not trying. Saying it's only you that can change that. is right but you're a fucking broken record.
>inb4 they are not trying hard enough
You're not helping at all. Some people have been lazy as fuck and deserve it and some people have tried so hard their whole lives and still haven't gotten it
Sorry to hear that but atleast you had the experience. Maybe you can find another qt to share your life with
Definitely the confident type, I need a woman who can metaphorically (and literally) pin me down.
If she wants something and her aggressiveness speaks to what it is, we'll communicate better
Also, uploading writing soon :3
I want an itty bitty bossy domme who likes to ride on my shoulders/back.
I think I might be like that type of plant that blooms very rarely only when certain conditions are met, but swapping blooming for attention and being starved from it.
>at uni doing work
>qt in class taps side of my chest
>makes me flinch automatically and flinch away from her
>she smiles a little and asks whats up with that
>had to play it off like I hurt my side or something sort of dropping over myself as I spoke
I think I don't know like I had a girl sit beside me and my heart was racing thumping I could hear it, I don't get why I get like this.
it's really just like a panicy shy frustration and makes me seem like a kid.
feel free to post 1 (one) GOOD argument as to why you're even here. give it a try
there was even a strawpoll. remember about lurkers
>why waste time here if you "know" you won't get what you want?
i've already explained before: because you're spreading onto other threads. i wouldn't give a fuck if you stayed here and just here but that's not what you do. i'm just using old tricks to clean up the board
and throwing rars is a shit logic. like i've said, nobody is gonna post the entire internet just because it's a source to everything. might as well post a site rip and get rid of >>6532782
Aerobic: get your heart beating quickly in short periods of time. Puts stress on your muscles and depletes glycogen. resulting in exhaustion.
Cardiovascular: Heat your body up over longer periods of time via constant exercise. Bringing your temperature down requires consuming more of the body's energy reserves.
Pick an activity that gets you to move your body for close to an hour, and stick with it.
She tapped your chest instead of shoulder? That sounds kind of like she tried to surprise you on purpose.
But maybe try rubbing your own upper body and imagine it's someone else so you get more used to touching.
anon cmon I need advice.
Like how do you guys not pop boners next to a girl, I'm so starved for it anything sets me off, I had a girl just nudge me at a bar that was overcrowded and I had to wait and drink a bit before I calmed down and could go and sit.
Just jerk off ffs.
What are you a Mormon?
>I have suffered from depression for a very long time, since early 2009. In early May, I attempted suicide, but I've gotten better since then, and my subsequent graduation from high school seems to have dulled it considerably. Today, however, I am not in a talking mood. At about 10:00 this morning, I became mentally exhausted at work. I got chewed out by the staff on the floor as a result, and that left me in bad humor. I felt humiliated, stupid, lazy, worthless. I was angry. These feelings subsided, but have returned.
>I just got back from eating at my local Olive Garden, where I puked up a storm in the men's restroom, with by Dad watching with near-total apathy.
>A little known fact about me is that I have a body dysmorphic disorder, which I have self-diagnosed. In general, I loathe the way that I look. I wish sometimes, I can shed ninety pounds overnight. I currently weigh about 220.
>I masturbate frequently, but have experienced a serious decrease in semen. Last night, nothing came out at all. My testicles hurt, and feel loose. The "string", as I call it, feels enlarged. My dad says that this is normal. And my father is a paramedic.
>There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath.
Wish i had a qt domme gf to take care of me
Hey /gfd/. Lurker here. Hope you don't mind if I ask for an ear. Things are rough, and I can't talk to anyone about it, so I hope I'm not in the wrong space to talk about this.
I fell in love with a girl about a year, year and a half ago, that I'm still friends with. She was very much so like this, she used to like to have me tell her stories while we masterbated together over skype, but I felt safe and happy just being around her. She felt like she was perfect, and she was my first girlfriend.
We have some pretty big differences, personality-wise, but I always felt like it was something we could work past. She was a little short, and drop dead gorgious. Most beautiful woman I've ever seen, comparing her to models here. I've been trying to move on for months now. It'll be a year I've been consistently trying to stop feeling these feelings for her come February.
Does anyone know what I'm feeling, right now? It hurts so much. I'm lonely, working a deadbeat job trying to save enough money to move out of my parents house so I can have a tiny apartment in a bad neighborhood, and it feels like the perfect woman, I met, and just wasn't good enough for. I've tried making myself a better person so she would like me again, but I just can't seem to figure out how. I think I will always be haunted by her. She told me fairly recently that it was a mistake for us to have ever been romantically involved. It hurt a lot, but not as much as realizing just how horrible I am that she feels that way.
I'm not a stalker, I never want to hurt her or become a stalker, or make anyone feel uncomfortable for that matter. I'm scared even that I might become one. I want to be her friend, and be around her, but even after we broke up, and she was so kind about it when we did, we still remained close. Then, she just told me one day, "You're an awful friend and you don't actually care about me", and told me how she regretted us having been together.
I'm sorry for the big emo. Have some pr0n.
Sorry to hear that I would suggest you fap less if you're feeling pain. I think at this point in life having a gfd would feel weird and out of place. Not to mention no women is going to put up with my semi job ass who can't even support himself haha.
I would be shock and surprised if any women took any interest in me looks or not. Money has been stopping me from a relationship for years i just don't see the point in trying if i can't get out of NEET status. But i'm trying to get out anyways.
Cut off contact. It sounds harsh, but you're not going to get over her if you keep staying around her all the time. Stop talking to her, stop thinking about her, stop paying attention to her. It's over, and it hurts, and that's okay. This is the first time you've felt like this, but it probably won't be the last. That is also okay. Just focus on you for a while. You'll find another girl to fall in love with, believe it or not. She was not, in fact, the one and only girl out of the three and a half billion girls on the planet that you can fall in love with. She is not the only human being that can make you happy. Stop trying to make yourself into what she would want. Make yourself what you want to be, and enjoy your life without her.
I went through the same thing with my first girlfriend. She wanted to go back to being just friends, and I tried to be okay with that, because at least that way I would still get to be with her. All I got was a serious dive into depression. I finally broke off contact with her after a year of hoping, and it was only because through some weird circumstances, I ended up dating someone else who didn't like me hanging out with my ex all the time. When I started dating my new gf, I wasn't even interested in her. A couple weeks after I stopped keeping up with my ex, I got through my depression, and realized that I wasn't appreciating my new gf who was totally devoted to me in every way, and who saw me as a prize to be coveted instead of taking me for granted like the ex did. Looking back now, I still have fond memories with my first gf (and the one after, who I'm no longer with), but I'm so glad I finally got away from her. You will too. Just leave the situation anon. Run for the hills. You'll be glad you did a year from now. Heck, a month from now even.
Thanks. I'm not sure I can, though... I don't know if I can bring myself to actually cut off contact, even with the knowledge that after a while we would still be friends.
Still. Thank you. It feels like you're right about that. I may need to do that, and I appreciate what you've said. Thank you, again.
what are you symptoms asides from shivering and not being able to keep food down, do you have cold sweats, nausea and headaches?
Not really nauseous unless I try to eat, sweating but not cold, stomach cramps, got the runs something fierce. A bit tmi, sorry.
Kinda have a neck/headache, but I have neck problems anyway, the tossing and turning during the night probably set that off.
Ok well first off don't try to eat anything, you're body needs the energy to fight of the pathogen and eating food is only going to take up a portion of that energy. Unless you have like a body fat percentage below 7% or something crazy like that you fat storage should be a fine source of fuel. Seeing as you have diarrhea AND sweating drink as much water as possible. Sounds like you just have mild to severe food poisoning or gastroenteritis. Stay strong anon, I wish I was there to give you hugs <3
I have no idea what my percentage is, but I know it isn't 7% or less. I'd be a pretty textbook bear if I wasn't 5'10.
I'll keep up the water and quit trying to eat.
Wish you were here too, anon
Would take cuddles from anyone atm.
You know what is 7% or less? People in this thread who are posting images. You should try it sometime.
I agree, post more catbois.
Also, saw this show mentioned in a previous thread, is it any good?
>she will never make you wear these fluffy paw gloves
I don't even know where you can buy those anymore. There used to be this great site called The Kitty Works, but they went under about a year ago.
I'm sort of surprised. They sound like a really common cosplay item or something
apparently, you make an empty group, paste the link in your talk thing and when you hit enter magic happens
[spoiler] i'm too shy to join, and it's probably a sausagefest anyway, idk [/spoiler)
I just want a girl who'll poke fun of my shyness and finds it cute when i get embarrassed
If it's something you enjoy then of course it's worth doing.
There's probably quite a few people doing long distance stuff - it's hard to find people with an interest like this. I don't really think you living at home(with parents?) is a primary concern with people. Hell, having people to talk with is a good experience on its own sometimes.
pls b my gf
on a more serious note it really depends on if you could see yourself comfortable in a long distance situation
I know I wouldn't so in my current out of civilization situation am not looking for a partner at all.
it's dominate for me. I want a driven intelligent woman with a passion that can drive me out of my apathetic pauses.
I want to carry her, Cook for her massage her, kiss her feet as she laughs darkly and kicks me back onto the buzzing toy she Controls with a switch held in a tiny hand.
I want her to take me to the gym And tug me through the weights, dressing me up in some skimpy outfit she picked out for me. Sizing me up like meat and exhausting me.
When we're done she sneaks into the showers and drags her fingers through my hair as I'm taken in her small hands she grips me and my legs buckle, on my knees were at a eyelevel and she kisses me.
She whispers in my ear what Prize i am to her....
Tiny dominant girl Who would like to make me her prize...
for various reasons I've decided to decorate my room with ahagao faces/cropped hentai screencaps
I'm not kidding.
I think it would not only be hilarious, but also lowkey kinda cool at the same time, and its not like I'm living here forever anyways.
cropped screencaps from your favorite doujins, not only will they be good reaction images but I might put it on my wall too.
Post proof when it's finished? That's... that's impressive.
I was thinking about a mixture of male/female
I've chosen to stick to a black/white color pallete for things, and having them put on canvas.
Pururin is down so I can't access my favorited doujins to crop images from sadly
So there's a girl I work with. She's super sweet and caring. She keeps taking me out to coffee or dinner (she's better off than me) and surprised me with cold medicine when I got sick. I've had a rough week with some life shit and she just called and showed up with a pizza to cheer me up.
I have no idea if she's just exceptionally kind or hitting on me. I'm trying to decide how to subtly show that I'm interested without making this awkward if I'm misreading he, hopefully without botching the whole thing.
Well Anon, she's either your best friend and you didn't realise it or she's trying to get in with you.
Does she ask questions about you a lot? What are your conversations usually about?
>I'm trying to decide how to subtly show that I'm interested without making this awkward if I'm misreading he, hopefully without botching the whole thing.
fuck this, just ask her outright
As I said, I'm currently pretty broke. At first I thought she either pitied me, or just friendly. But she keeps doing it.
If I was relationship-savvy I wouldn't be posting asking for advice on 4chan would I?
>without being blunt
nothing wrong with being blunt mate.
Ask her out, she is hitting on you hard time. Taking you out for coffee and dinner AND SHE GOT YOU FUCKING NON-NECESSARY MEDICINE WHEN YOU WERE SICK?
She likes you dude, just tell her.
I'm trying to think of the last time I read something this great, but yeah, I'm gettin nothing.
depends, how far away from civilization are you? If you live in the US I'm sure there would be at least one anon who would want to make a trip to you.
out of all the /gfd/ pics I've saved, that one is my favorite
Many of us are that dense, I think. Or I like to think so.
I was in my room with my girlfriend (we'd had sex a few times at that point) and she asked me to play a movie on the laptop. I opened the file and set it to play; meanwhile, she was taking her clothes off and started hugging me. I was confused, I thought she didn't want to watch the movie anymore and just wanted to sleep, so I paused it. She clicked Play and again hugged me; I thought "oh, so silly" and paused it again. After like 4 times I realized she wanted to muffle our noise with the movie.
>Being cought was part on my plan, dr evil.
At the same time i am thinking i am not dense but i would probably also not figure that out. I value paying attention to movies a lot, im a bit of a plot and dialogue nerd. I don't like Game of Thrones because there is too much porn filler and not enough politics.
Right, right. I just got used to go on even if people will think I'm an idiot. Develop a thick skull if you keep crashing, so to say. It's gotten to the point where I just throw innuendo at her all the time just in case she wants to do lewd stuff.
Right? That Netflix and chill meme would fail with me, hell I'd bring brownies and pillows for some snuggling.
>It's gotten to the point where I just throw innuendo at her all the time just in case she wants to do lewd stuff.
Ah. The ol shutgun methode.
I'm not a fan of it. If you wanna watch stuff say it, if you wanna fuck, say that. Keep it simple, y9ou know?
She's a somewhat normal girl, you know. I think she's kinda new to having a guy who really wants to please her and not just fuck (not that it's a thing to brag about of course) so she's used to the traditional games, which I understand but can't play. So we have little misunderstandings like that.
Just put up a giant sign that says:
>Hey [gf name], i want to
And the put this part behind an open door or an object
>cuddle and watch a romcom with you
I suggest 10 things i hate about you.
On that note, how many of you guys love romcoms and chickflicks?
>tfw i fear she would leave me for my stupidity
I'm afraid of women because of my intelligence to understand simple tasks and obvious signs In fact i fear it. Well at least i'm being honest.
Oh, I thought this too! But people were so into it I figured it must get better.
HBO does this thing in a lot of their shows. The first season is full of nudity/ sex to help people stick with it even if they don't like it immediately. Then it tapers off as the series continues and has proven to be popular.
So by season 2, there's a lot less of that. If you want to give it a chance but aren't sure, try at least getting through season 2.
I like many things she calls girly. If it's about losing family, the importance of friends, I like them a lot.
My formula so far is being honest to a fault. Literally. I told her I was childish and dumb and probably wouldn't change, and would you believe it, she's still here. So far so good.
What is your opinion on tattoos? On doms? On Subs? If you like them how big and if not why don't you like them?
>Dipper/Wendy/Finn/PB cosplay sex
Okay! I've dug through my reaction images n' stuff to present to you this little album!
All are black and white as requested, and all are sfw technically for use on other boards. I'll be glad to keep my eyes out for any more good crops, so long as we get pics of the finished product!