/gfd/ & /rr/

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>>6531956
>How is everyone tonight
Good. Got some Vitamin Water™ and jalapeno chips. Doin school work.

>>6531988
That's gross, anon. :/ How much do you weigh?

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>>6531956
I just failed no fap november, but I found my prostate in doing so, and that was kind of fun. I kind of wish I could get more into prostate play now, but I don't know where to start, and I suspect I would need to buy stuff, which would be embarrassing. Plus, it was a little scary because there was a tiny bit of blood.

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>>6531988
What's the source

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>>6531997
Only 160.

>>6532003
Not sure on that.

>>6532001

Just use plenty of lube. You can get something like Astroglide at any pharmacy. Blood shouldn't be a problem if you're lubricated and going slowly/gently.

And you don't really need toys for prostate play. If you've already found it, you're on the right track, you just gotta figure out the right way to stimulate it with your fingers.

And why is it embarrassing to buy stuff? People in sex shops don't give a shit, and you can order prostate massagers or dildos for delivery in blank packaging. Do you live with other people?

>>6531538
Sure, yeah. I can get slightly jealous around other guys but I don't seem to have the same problem as far as other women are concerned. As far as love and my needs I'm at my best when I receive a lot of physical reinforcement so in that regard having two partners would be a plus. I don't foresee any trouble on the sexual front as my libido is likewise high. However, I'm not great at planning/sticking to schedules, and I'll need a little bit of me-time after spending a lot of time socializing and seeing to emotional needs that I can't provide by fixing problems and cooking great meals. If both women were very demanding as far as emotional involvement (as in needing to spend quality time every day/phonecall or skype(lol cia) every day etc) juggling that with my work, and my own need for space could be an issue.

>>6531988
Nice, spicy stuff is best.

>>6531997
Fuck off.

>>6531956
Well, it's closer to morning than night. I should try to fall asleep :P

>>6532001
>found my prostate
Fun huh?

>>6532049

I remember when I was like 18 and I had decided one night in the shower to start poking around up there out of curiosity. 4 years later and I've never turned back. Anal is pretty much all I ever do now.

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>>6532001
anal only doesn't count as fap

>>6531970
This right here is one of the best I've ever seen.

Why are these threads allowed on /d/? Everything seems to be 'vanilla straight sex but with a woman engaging'

>>6532067
Doesn't have to be about sex, it's just a heavy influence because this is a board focused on pornography.

>>6532067
Because /h/ is even more pure vanilla and kicked this out gets with bdsm years ago.

>>6532067
For many gfd involves crossdressing, puppy play, pegging and musclegirls.

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>>6532067
It's not really because it fits /d/, it's more that it's even less fitting everywhere else.

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>>6532067
because /h/ mods would ban everyone here long time ago so they shitpost here on /d/

>>6532088
Don't forget shotas and the Mommy kink.

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Dericious new thread...though I'm not gonna do much this time. Thread got too depressing and I know I won't attract anyone for a few years.

Have fun though! I shall occasionally lurk.

>>6532094
>shota
That's on /b/ only. These are just really short and boyish looking guys.

>>6532049
I really want to mess with my prostate but i don't know if im finding it, and rubbing around in there isn't doing much for me

It it hidden somewhere? Mabye my fingers are too small

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>>6532110
When you hit it, you will know. Perhaps a bit of equipment will help you find it.

>>6532095
Anyone have source on this? I saw another screen posted last thread.

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>>6532022
Yeah, see I don't have any lube. I was really surprised at how easy it was to get in there though. I just used some water and precum. As for embarrassment, I don't know. I'm kind of shy when I'm not with friends, and I would never buy stuff like that with friends. It was pretty fun though, so maybe it'd be worth it.
>>6532049
Yeah, it was nice. I didn't cum from that alone, but man it had me dripping precum like crazy. I'm pretty sure it was my prostate. It wasn't like, out of this world good, but it felt pleasant. It was kind of a hard little knob.
>>6532060
I didn't do anal only though. After a while I got tired and just fapped normally.

>>6532132

You just gotta walk into some place, look for the right toy, and get out. If you know what to look for you won't have to interact much with the employees at all. It feels pretty weird but the only thing a sex shop employee is going to do is help you if you need questions.

And how the hell does anyone drip precum when they do anal? I've been playing with my ass since forever and I've never even had the smallest drop of pre. I've had piss come out before, but I want to get myself leaking cum when I play back there.

I also want to get anal orgasms but no real idea how to do it. I've had sessions with my toys where I've felt like I'm going into a delirious, trance-like state because it felt so amazing. But never got an orgasm from it. I really wanna cum without using my dick.

>>6532126
Hmm what kind of equipment?

I think i found it before but rubbing and massaging it didn't do much, not even precum, but i barely leak any precum anyway so thay could be normal. any reason that might be?

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>>6532126
google tells me its from prison school

>>6532097
>That's on /b/ only

says you

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>>6532152
Well, I don't use lube when I masturbate normally either. I just use precum. I think I produce more than average, maybe? Idk. It didn't feel anywhere near as good as you're describing though. Hmm. Maybe I was hitting my seminal vesicles? It seems kind of close in the pic, so is that a thing that happens?
Also, how do you know what the right toy is when you go in for the first time?

>>6532165

Usually when I do this I do produce loads of precum, but it only comes out when I decide to jerk it out. There's almost always a shit ton of it. Also, what I was doing in those cases was riding a girthy, 8-inch dildo. It's a bit different... But in a good way.

And toys, well it's really different for everyone. Prostate massagers are pretty amazing, you just slide them in and they move naturally along with the contractions of your anus to rub on your prostate. Though it helps to control those contractions manually too. There are usually beginner's anal play sets in those stores that have different kinds of small toys to break you into. And remember, the staff are only there to help, and will probably know more than I do.

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>>6532154
You could pick up a toy designed for prostate massage. Some of the simple ones can be cheap.

>>6532158
Thank you! I've been meaning to watch that.

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>>6532132
you need discipline. go to chastity thread and follow the instructions

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>>6532203
Man, I hate chastity threads, but this is worded like an order from a dom and I just don't know how to say no to that. Guess I have no choice.

>>6532003
Muv luv alternative manga

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How are you all doing?

I'm not at my best but it's better than I've been all week so I'll take it as an improvement. How about you?

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>>6532275

Applying for jobs suck. I've got education and skills, but I'm not seeing anything that looks like it would be fun and I'm afraid of rejection anyway.

>>6532275
I'm doing ok. Just finished my workout after a day at the range and now I'm just playing vidya while waiting for nothing.

>>6531997
And they wonder why their is so much hate...

>>6532275
Had a truly bizarre dream.
>go to college party
>meet up with girl I like
>things start getting hot and heavy
>some dudebro starts filming us
>hulk out and break his legs
>suddenly decide this is unacceptable and i'm going to kill myself
>go to a crematorium where a bunch of nuns are helping people to incinerate themselves
>with friends, for some reason
>queue up for the burn people thing
>bottle out at the last minute
>realise that my friends are queuing to get their Masters' degrees, not to kill themselves
>pick up my stuff and go back to uni
>I missed three weeks and i'm about to fail my teaching qualification

dunno what the fuck that means tbqh bruv

>>6532288

Did you ever get your masters?

>>6532282
I got neither i only have a job because i knew a guy. Pay is shit but i only go in 2 or 3 times a week so i can't complain about pay. Better then sitting on my
ass 24/7 i look at as free money more or less.

>>6532289
Not in the dream, no, but I will be getting it in 2018.

>>6532306

Good luck! :)

>>6532288
Not as weird as my average dream, but sounds fun.

>>6532339

For some reason, in all of my dreams I kill bears.


Usually with objects most would not consider weapons, such as umbrellas. I don't know why my unconscious brain is so taken with that concept.

>>6532288
Mine normally end up in suicide. Don't let you;re dreams be dreams.Make you're dreams come true! Yes i can!

>>6532351
In my last dream i was in singapore to take over an american jungle base and take over the bodies of all the soldiers, putting exactly half the dna of the previous body i was in in them, in order to convert them to communism, because my genetics makes me super devoted to the cause.

Before that i was helping homeless people in dubai.

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>>6532165
>>6532180
>tfw you literally produce no precum

>>6532203
Lucky guy.

>>6532363
I dream about being a Chef a lot. I really have very little interest in cooking complicated/fancy food though.

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>>6532477
>Lucky guy
i'm confused. who exactly is lucky?

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>>6532275

Not bad, watched some anime, playing BO3 now it's kinda good. Also how do I stop cumming early? I'm trying to train myself with edging but even with that I can only last like 2 minutes at max, specially if I'm really aroused. Do kegel's really work?

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>>6532095
lol @ her face.
>oh shit oh shit okay just act cool, maybe she wont notice anything

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>>6531956
Do gentle femdoms exist in Japland? I know mainland might have some, but what about the okinawa islands? are island girls gentle and dominant?

>>6532477
>no precum
If it's that painfully dry try edging for a bit and see it that gets things flowing.

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Tonight is a bit dead.

>>6532560

Well don't know about the real thing but there is a nee-san cafe in Akiba. It was fucking awesome.

>>6532560
>Japanese women
>dominant

Of course some are bound to exist, but your chances are like <10% what an US or UK native's probably are.

Japan is quite a ways behind the west as far as gender equality and women who don't act feminine and submissive get called all manner of unpleasant things. On the plus side, girls can give guys love confessions which is /rr/-ish, but this doesn't happen as often as animu suggests and you can expect the girl to be subby as fuck after the fact.

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>>6532723
A couple hours past noon where I am.

>>6532560
Does anyone have that one cap from /int/ about japanese women wanting nice house husbands?

>>6532737

Oh yeah, I always forget the huge time gap between Europe and US.

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>Want to be a little, skinny sub with a tall strong domme
>tfw semi-tall and skinnyfat
I want her to take me in her arms and smother me in her soft body but these manboobs wont leave me

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>>6532765

Eat a caloric deficit diet and overwork your pecs. Those manboobs should disappear in a while.

>>6532769
>overwork your pecs
no reason for specifically this if he is eating at a deficit
better to just do some cardio instead

>>6532765
>Want to be a little, skinny sub with a tall strong domme
>strongfat from working in a steel mill my whole life
Shit sucks.

Listbro here. I'm at my moms house right now so I can't post pics, but here's ye olde liste.


Animated films:
>Garden of Words

Anime/Manga:
>Witch Craft Works
>Freezing
>Madan no Ou to Vanadis
>Morobito: Guardian of the Spirit
>Monster Musume no Iru Ichijou
>Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushii (The world is still beautiful)
>Akame ga Kill*
>Infinite Stratos
>Accel World*
>The Pet Girl of Sakurasou*
>Danna ga Nani o Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken
>Tasogare otome x Amnesia
>Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun
>Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun


Manga/Light Novel:
>Sword princess Altina
>Kono Onee-san wa fiction desu
>Unbalance x Unbalance
>Oyomegatari
>Sensei Lock-on
>Arakawa under the bridge
>Natsuyuki Rendezvous
>Otomen
>Tramps like us
>Hokago play
>Game Over

Doujins: http://pastebin.com/5w7qgrM6

*/gfd/ is not the main focus of the story. Don't read/watch it purely for the /gfd/, make sure you enjoy it first and consider the /gfd/ a bonus.

By popular demand I've removed Kiki's Delivery Service form the animated movie category. I've also added Altina the Sword Princess to the list, as a result of lurking /tg/ of all places.

As always, criticisms and recommendations are welcome.

>>6532777
What is cardio exactly?
Just running?
Is kickboxing good?

>>6532275
>female on male public use

Beautiful.

>>6532784
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerobic_exercise

>>6532782
thanks bro was about to ask for them

>>6532275
Improvement is always good anon.
I'm doing pretty okay. Feeling a bit down about the job market being a bitch to recent uni graduates but otherwise I can't complain.

>>6532795
>Wanting to be used by multiple women
>Not being pinned down by the one woman who loves you more than anything and rides you until you're sore, drained and begging for mercy
>Not being tenderly spooned by her after she destroyed your pelvis

Then again, I do understand the appeal of being so desirable women are literally lining up and drawing a number for you.

>>6532782
>Witch Craft Works
Literally like eating a piece of cardboard

>>6531956
>How's everyone doing tonight?

I feel so lonely, I got kicked out of where I live because I failed the rent deadline by one day and I'm couch surfing with a friend.
The real kicker is that he found out today I'm gay, which is very bad where I live. I have to leave first thing in the morning. I don't know what's going to happen, maybe I'll just call my ex and ask for help. Just wanted to let it out.

>>6532812
Where do you live?
Unless you are in the Middle East I feel like most countries have accepted that some people are gay.

>>6532827
India, my whole life would be ruined if my friend let it out that I'm gay, though he won't.

>>6532833
Seduce him, and he'll never betray you.

>>6532835
>seduce him

I wish, but he's very homophobic, even now he's not talking to me normally and he's been my best friend since we were 5 years old. He's drinking right now and I'm afraid he might say something horrible.

I just hope he still considers me a friend.

>>6532835
Always good to see 4chan give sound advice.

>>6532836
I feel sorry for you, i hope it works out. Just curious, how is it in india with all the caste stuff? I know they abolished it, but they say not much changed.

>>6532765

Semi-tall shouldn't be a problem; when asked, most of the girls here have said that height isn't a deal-breaker and is pretty minor versus other considerations.

There's no reason to be skinnyfat. Hit the gym and lift heavy weights (this is the best way to burn fat, don't worry about getting bulky) and do HIIT cardio. Cut your diet down and eat clean foods - no carbs at night for now, have protein and veggies for dinner. Whatever your body weight is, try to eat that number in grams of protein daily and limit carbs to no more than one gram of carbs per pound of body weight to start. See how that goes. Cut out as much sugar as you can.

I and others here will be more than happy to help answer any fitness questions you may have. You can do it.

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>>6532812

>gay
>posting in a femdom thread

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>>6532782
>Listbro here. I'm at my moms house right now so I can't post pics
Dude, you're being overly shy. She's your mother, if you ask I'm sure she'll lend you her femdom folder.

>>6532859

He's on the DL bro. This is the closest he can get without looking gay.

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>>6532859
Pegging counts as femdom, right?

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>>6532812
>>6532833
>>6532836

Have some boys, Indian gaybro.

>>6532850
Yeah cast system exists, older generation still believes in it, the younger generation doesn't, as much. But in rural areas, it's much worse, they still have the concept of "Untouchability" in some places.

>>6532859
Well, I'm mostly gay but I like the concept of gfd. And also people are generally nice on /d/.

>>6532869

Do your guys rape women and children as often as the news says you do?

>>6532863
Thanks friend. It feels so lonely here because I can't find other gay people here and the only friend I've on off sex with, does it because he is very bad at talking to girls.

I like it at the time but afterwards it just feels horrible.

>>6532874
>>/pol/

>>6532876
>the only friend I've on off sex with, does it because he is very bad at talking to girls.
Im pretty sure that guy is gay too, anon. You don't "just fuck guys" because you are bad with girls. Its probably just an excuse for himself because he doesnt want to embrace that he likes guys.

>>6532874
Yes, sort of. It is because sexuality is very repressed and considered taboo here, even now premarital relationships are frowned upon. And general savagery and lack of education.

>>6532878

Not /pol/ at all.

>>6532882
>rape
>india
How is it not /pol/?

>>6532879
I've thought about it, anon. I suspect he is but he never wants to talk about it, it's just him asking me if I'm free and want to come over and we have sex. I always try to refuse but he is so cute I end up going to him every time.

>>6532880

You sound like a nice, well educated guy. There are tons of Indian men who immigrate to the US for work and education, why can't you?

If you want a slick way in, become a Catholic priest. No, I'm actually serious. There is a HUGE need for catholic priests in the US now because Catholicism is falling out of favor and very few American men want to enter the priesthood. In my wealthy white suburban town one young Indian priest is running like three Catholic churches in surrounding towns because he's the only priest in the area who's available. Once you get over here and get your green card you can quit the priesthood and get a normal job.

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>>6532878

>le /pol/ boogeyman

Sorry, someone had to.

Also post images you fucks.

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>>6532878
/pol/ would be telling him to POO IN LOO.

>>6532884

Because rape in India is actually a cultural issue, not just a mindless racial accusation, as just confirmed by our Indian gaybro?

>>6532887

>gay
>from culture that rapes children
>Catholic

Why would he ever need to leave the priesthood?

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>>6532894
Underrated post

>>6532887
Haha sounds good but its easier said than done. I'm getting a new, better job in a week and moving to Bangalore, it's a much better and liberal place than my native city. I just hope it all goes right.
And sorry for not contributing but I can't use my pc right now.

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>>6532900
Its ok indiaman, social change takes time because people are assholes who dont like change

>>6532879
i heard something a while ago about some indians not considering themselves gay because they were the ones doing the fucking
kind of like "a hole is a hole" but with more denial

>>6532860
>if you ask I'm sure she'll lend you her femdom folder.
I don't even want to think about it, it'd be rather disturbing to find out she has one.

>>6532862
Like most sexual acts, it can or cannot be depending on the context bruh. A sub can peg all she wants and remain a sub, a domme can even dominate her beloved when on her knees and giving him a blowjob.

>>6532907
Yeah, I couldn't explain it properly, but this is what he probably thinks.

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>>6532913
That would be really cowardly, but i guess you could expect it when the culture you live in is homophobic

>>6532918
Yeah, it's very humiliating and demeaning when he won't even look at me afterwards. Just makes something that should be fun into an ordeal.

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>>6532907
>i heard something a while ago about some indians not considering themselves gay because they were the ones doing the fucking
Basically every culture has had this concept. It's only really abrahamic religions that don't make a distinction between fucker and fuckee.

>>6532918
To be fair, Mediterranean cultures worked this way as well from antiquity to damn near the modern era. The concept of being gay or straight is relatively new, and in ye olden days there was only the dichotomy of penetrating or being penetrated. A real man penetrates, and only a woman or a faggot gets penetrated. This is why fucking another man in the ass wasn't seen as gay, but as an act of subjugation: expressing power over another man. In fact, the word "patheticus", from which English derives "pathetic", was used to refer to men that got fucked in the ass by other men. In the world of antiquity, male-on-male rape was quite literally more about power than the actual sexual act.

It's not that unusual that this view still exists in other cultures, as for most of our civilization this is also how we viewed sex.

>>6532928
Ah yes, the Greeks.

Buggery abound!

>>6532926
>It's only really abrahamic religions that don't make a distinction between fucker and fuckee.
Kek, you don't know about the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, where a mob demands the public buttrape of two strangers and Lot offers his two daughters to them instead, which they refuse? Same thing: the strangers were new in town, the mob wanted to show them how shit's done 'round these here parts, Lot offered his daughters as a way to insult them (there's no honor in subjugating a woman).

>>6532899
Is that Tweek and Craig?

>>6532934
Old times were weird as shit.

>>6532936
>yfw classical antiquity was /d/: the civilization
Just look at half of Greek mythology.

>>6532923
>Yeah, it's very humiliating and demeaning when he won't even look at me afterwards.
Yeah, that's pretty mean of him, gay or not. I guess he's feeling conflicted afterwards too and pushes you away.

>>6532939
I must be honest, i would not like to live in antiquity for any reason.

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>this entire thread
>123 / 46
it's like some function. once the thread stops being a complete shithole, you immediately do everything to cancer it up again. makes me want to measure it and make some statistics

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>>6532950
Whiny cunt

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>>6532952
nobody asked for your personal info

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>>6532956
Why are you so uptight mate. I really feel like its only you who is bitching about this all the time

>>6532950
jesus fucking christ not every post needs an image

>>6532950
Go fuck yourself.

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>>6532958
because this is a fucking IMAGE board and none of you, blogposters, gives a fuck about pictures
>I really feel like its only you who is bitching about this all the time
there are more. i'm just more verbal
>>6532964
this should be a rule on every image board and many voted for it. i hope that Hiro will make it finally happen

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>>6532973
go die in a fire, make this place better

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>>6532973
Done. What now?

>>6532975
No i'm not using images stay upset cunt

>>6532976
fuck yourself again? lol

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>>6532977
why are you still alive? can't you do a simple task?

>>6532980
>why are you still alive
Because i'm breathing
>can't you do a simple task?
Yes but i won't be killing myself champ

>>6532980
>why are you still alive?
Don't bully

>>6532974
Here is you're non image reply

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>>6532974
You know i would just have to resort to unrelated pics like these right?

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>>6532981
>implying you can
>>6532984
cancer deserves all the hate
>>6532990
never stop shitposting
>>6532991
and? i said "post pics"

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>>6532991
Like this?

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>>6532995
Yup

>>6532994
>implying i can't
proof?
>cancer deserves all the hate
you are the cancer
>never stop shitposting
You two champ

>>6532950
>>6532956
>>6532975
If all you want is pics, why don't you just go and search for them yourself? Would save you having to get pissed at discussion in an imageboard.

You also get to select those according to your personal taste.

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>>6533000
>proof?
sure, go on. i'll make some pop corn
>cancer calling me cancer
that's not even 180. that's plain retarded

>>6533003
>sure, go on. i'll make some pop corn
Sure you will kiddo
>that's not even 180. that's plain retarded
i know stop posting please

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>>6533001
the fact that i have most of the pics posted here doesn't change the fact that almost none of you came here to contribute a single fucking pic

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>>6533008
you're not even trying anymore

>>6533010
Nice ego you got there mate.

40-50% of my posts have pics, im just not a spaz who goes mental when he does not post a picture on every single post

>>6533012
I don't need to you're easy champ

>>6533010
Deal with it.

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>>6533015
>40-50% of my posts have pics
well i have almost 100% so?
and still for one guy like me, there's a bunch that post 0%. they NEVER EVER contributed anything here or anywhere else. they just spam
>>6533018
1/10

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>>6533022
>weeeh

Grow up mate

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>>6532956
Why are you people so buttmad?

Christ I come here to talk and fap, not to see people arguing like preteens. If I wanted to do that I'd go to any other board.

>>6533022
>implying i have to contributed
Not a rule champ enjoy my text

>>6533022
0/10 try harder you're making me laugh

>>6533010
>the fact that i have most of the pics posted here

Then again, what the fuck are you doing in here? From your point of view, you're just wasting your time and may as well just go search for the pics you want somewhere else.

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>>6533024
no you grow up. do something for community for a change
>>6533025
keep 'talk' and 'fap' on different boards like you should. that's why moot gave you a board
also
>two 0/10

>>6533026
50 posts of "I'm going to shit up the thread for everyone to spit one guy." There's a reason you faggots are alone and unloved.

>>6533031
>no you grow up
Ditto
>do something for community for a change
No problem? go cry somewhere else.
Here is another non image replay -10/20 you're bad.

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>>6533028
because there are other people here who don't own a gelbooru site rip and come on /d/ to grab some pics for whatever reason. they come to a thread like this and don't give a single shit about the blog crap. and they actually know why they came here

>>6533031
>do something for community for a change
Like posting porn? Some service is that mate.

You like tomboys? 1.7k pictures for you, now stop being a little bitch

https://www.dropbox.com/s/bxc2ol1tv1bihrp/t0mb0ys.rar?dl=0

>>6533034
>50 posts of "I'm going to shit up the thread for everyone to spit one guy.
Not my problem
>There's a reason you faggots are alone and unloved.
Because i don't use image to reply? btw work on you're insults please.

>>6533036
>replay
Good one self my mistake lol

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>>6533039
more blonde tomboys please. what? can't post any?
also
>can't do a proper pic dump

>>6533048
>Lets just dump 1700 images

Sure mate

>>6533048
You're a moron lol

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here's 3 points of why your logic is shit:
>let's not post any image on an image board, that's why it exists
>can't do a 1700 mega picture dump with help of other anons because nobody cares to post any
>he requested X, i'll just drop my TB gelbooru site rip on him, there's surely stuff he wants hidden in there

>>6532089
>>6532092
That honestly doesn't seem like a good enough reason to me, but whatever. Y'all seem to stay contained at least. Enjoy.

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>>6533039
Thanks anon

>>6532092
If they cared we would of been banned on /h/ for posting non images a long time ago. Stay upset it's not a rule here or on any board

>>6533041
>Because i don't use image to reply
Because your personality is shit.
>btw work on you're insults please.
That wasn't an insult.

>>6533056
That's adorable!

>>6533037
>they come to a thread like this and don't give a single shit about the blog crap

>click on thread
>scroll, check if there are pics
>click them if there's any
>the end

There, you can now go on and do whatever the fuck it is you do.

And it's not like gelbooru, pixiv, danbooru, sadpada, hell even tumblr don't have any sort of search function, or thumbnails to look at and see if something interests you.

Besides, you'd still have to do sorting even if someone were to dump everything there is in that rar that was linked, so what's the difference for you then? In fact, it would be even slower here due to site layout and delay between replies.

>>6533063
>Because your personality is shit.
That's subjective you know nothing about me
>That wasn't an insult.
>There's a reason you faggots are alone and unloved.
You just insulted me and everybody else logic much? you're bad at this.

>>6533066
>copy thread link
>Paste into 4chan downloader

Did i find the masochists who manually save shit or the heathens who refuse to archive?

>>>/v/315681134

>>6533070
Why bother? are you angry that i don't use stuff you like? USE WHAT I WANT AND LIKE IT hahahahaha funny

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>>6533066
>this new
wow, you really are delusional:
>click on thread
>blogposting
>another thread
>blogposting
>another
>blogposting
>no pics found
that's you faggots
>gelbooru, pixiv, danbooru, sadpada, hell even tumblr
none of these existed back in days. that's why this board was made for. also you alone won't find everything you want but community might get a sauce and provide more of X

>>6533075
???

Im just saying that cunt who is butthurt about us posting without pics because "muh people only want pics" can fuck off because those people either just look at the pics or download the full thread pics.

>>6533080
You got me hard

>>6533079
>Crying over over nothing
>>>/b/

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just fyi: done with the porn dump. sleep time. won't be here for the whole weekend so enjoy your shithole
...or just post pics and never hear of me again. your choice

>>6533104
Stop posting your personal info, nobody cares.

I'm curious: Do any of you come from households that were somewhat /rr/? Like, where your mother was the breadwinner or your dad spent a lot of time at home caring for you as a child?

>>6533104
>just fyi: done with the porn dump. sleep time. won't be here for the whole weekend so enjoy your shithole
You're upset over petty things You won't be missed.
...or just post pics and never hear of me again. your choice
Don't let the door hit you on the ass on you're way out nothing of value is lost. you're free to leave at anytime.

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>>6533079
If there's more people coming here just for pics like you say, then there will at some point be pics. Blogposting would be irrelevant for you if you simply scroll by without paying any attention to the text at all.

If everything is blogposting, then that takes me back to my original point: why waste time here if you "know" you won't get what you want?

>none of these existed back in days
they do now

>also you alone won't find everything you want but community might get a sauce and provide more of X

This community, from what you experience, is only blogposts. You've said everything in this thread you already have. Pretty sure there's other communities where there won't be blogposting, everyone is just dedicated to posting pics, and you no longer have to get pissed after going there.

There was a rar linked already with tomboy pics. There's your pics.

>>6533110
Nope, dad was away almost the entire day every day. He had a dad-day on tuesday. My mom worked part time.

>>6533110

My mom is more successful than my dad and is somewhat of a tomboy. That's about it.

>>6533104

Holy shit this fucking self importance. Kill yourself you fucking fag.

>>6533104
You might as well be a tripfag god dam nobody gives two shits about you or if you leave. Please put one one so i can filter you're cancer ass.

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>>6532288
>I missed three weeks and i'm about to fail my teaching qualification

I hate these dreams

The "oh shit, I somehow missed the entire semester of classes and now I have to take the final" nightmare is probably the worst thing ever

Also, why is this show so adorable?

>>6533128
you're mom is adorable! i'm bad at this...

>>6533131
what?

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>>6533128
Because it has two /rr/ girls in it of course!

Too bad the MC is such a bubbly twat, the support characters absolutely make the show.

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>>6533134

>>6533134
It's true the MC is a little generic, but I like her. Pretty good counterbalance for the rest of the cast.

But yeah, Waka+Seo best couple. (In my humble opinion)

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>>6533140
meant to attach a pic

short girls making tall guys embarrassed is the best

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Found this really adorable FSN doujin

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/870566/fa0889d472/

It's futa on male, but it's /rr/ as hell

>>6533143
I personally like girls about my size, but that severely limits my compatible partners as i am dutch and thus tall.

But we have 18 million people in my country alone, so there should be someone out there. Height is really not an issue, i just dont date fat or short people.

>>6533149
>Height is really not an issue, i just don't date short people
You have a issue with height then

>>6533153
Short as in short.

I dont date short short people. I dont have issues with girls taller than me, they are just rare.

>tfw balding

There goes another point from my good boy score.

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>>6533145
Here;s another really qt one in a similar vein

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/576655/ab91f66c70/

>>6533155
Please try to not be vile like society please moving on.

>>6533158
Ah dont worry, short girls dont exist in large numbers where i live.

>>6533159
not him but you got a a height problem you might as well be a typical rostie women kill yourself

>>6533173
> you might as well be a typical rostie women kill yourself
The fuck? What do those words even mean

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>>6531956
>>6531961
I approve of this ship

>>6533175
It's /r9k/ speak

just ignore

>>6533177
He's right you know...

>>6533179
People are allowed to have preferences, you have to deal with it.

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>>6533143
yes.

>>6533179
Short people are seen as not-fit in my country. Being short means you are unhealthy or have some kind of disease, because even people from short parents grow tall here.

>>6533182
That's fine i hope he get c u c k e d treated like trash and thrown out like society does then he will understand where he fucked up and stop being a male rostie you people make me sick i hope you're purged.peace trash of humanity

Next time try to think for yourselves instead of being another sheep of society

>>6533184
Die in a fire village rostie i'm out.

>>6533110
I come from a broken home. My mom eventually ended up in a vaguely /rr/ relationship, but that was mostly after my formative years. That said I'm not really into /rr/ so much as just being petted and stuff.

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>>6533185
>Weeh people don't like my bodytype
>Kill yourself, you trash!

Damn, did i walk into tumblr by accident?

>>6533192
this is tumbir

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>tfw when not even a cuteboy

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>tfw no short to push me up against the wall

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>>6533206
*short dom

>>6533205
Then you lost the genetic lottery like me and many others.

You have two options live with it and never be accepted by a single soul. Or end it you're call.

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>>6533211
>End it you're call
>you're call

but who was phone?

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>>6533211
Take the third option: Get /fit/

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>>6533211
Jeez you sure are downers arnt ya?

Girls do not solely like the extreme musclehunk or the trap, just like none of you like only the short feminine dom or the two heads taller than you big titted musclegal.

On that note, i have a boner again and am going to sleep.

>>6533213

not who you were replying to, but m8 I could have the body of Achilles himself wrought in purest Phoenician marble but my face would still be enough to keep safe from aliens just by broadcasting a picture into space. nobody would ever invade a place of such monsters.

>>6533214
I'll stop being that way when i stop being the prime example of the black pill every time i try and get rejected 100 times a week.

You do not understand the pain nor will you ever. I'll be happy to watch this world burn for it's sins against me and my brothers who are still with us
and have fallen victims of the genetic RNG. You fail to see the bullshit because you are to blind to see the truth.

Good night my genetically superior friend you meant well but in the end you give false hope and do not care about us you never did and i never expected anything more out of you..

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>>6533232
Please go back to r9k.

Or man up and face your problems. Life is never going to improve if you don't try to do it. You can't just sit there drowning in your own tears hoping that your life will magically turn around one day.

>>6533237
No i'm not. i faced them long enough to know the truth.You don't get it another blind man...

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>>6533237
>Or man up and face your problems.

I think you mean

>woman up

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>>6533232
Holy fuck mate, get that mindset out of you. Stop thinking in terms of genetics, its unhealthy and wont make you happy.

Trust me, i have had that mindset and it does not fucking work, it turns your fellow human beings into either competitors or prizes. What you need is just 1 partner in your life. They won't cheat on you, you won't cheat on them, you (maybe) have one or two kids and you get to grow old with your best friend (who you can fuck).

Stop browsing whatever the fuck you got that shit from, it is exactly that kind of shit that makes you depressed, insecure, anti-social and angry at the world, which are all things that hinder your happiness, hinder your functioning in society and hinder you from finding a girlfriend.

Stop browsing whatever "self-improvement" / "something-pill" / "fuck-normies-reee" you are browsing, and i mean really stop. Start taking walks outside and find a hobby to take your mind of stuff.

>>6533251
Im so done with this joke after big hero 6

>>6533253
>Im so done with this joke after big hero 6

"man up" is a silly thing to say in a /rr/ thread anyway

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Lets have some nice discussion in here shall we?
So tell me boys, what kind of domme lady appeals to you most?
The shy one that slowly lets you in on her secret of wanting to dominate a cute boy?
The confident and assertive type that always gets what she wants
The tsundere type that has trouble expressing her feelings?
I feel like I'm a shy domme but I've slowly been gaining more confidence with my bf to let my true personality out

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>>6533259
I absolutely prefer the confident type myself. Honestly, the personality type I like is just someone who knows what they want, is excited about things, and likes to have fun.

>>6533259
don't know i never been with a single person to make a choice

>>6533183
Where dis from anon?

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>>6533259
Pretty much any of them really, they've all got merits. I think a lot of it depends on the all-over personality of the domme too.

Personally, I think the confidence/assertiveness is the biggest factor for me. I always get told I'm an incredibly confident and blunt person in public. Someone that has the confidence to be like that with me will win me over very, very quickly.

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>>6533259
Confidence and assertiveness are really, really attractive for me, so probably that.

I wouldn't mind building up a shy girl's confidence though, that would be cool too.

Don't really like the idea of a tsundere, sounds kind of annoying.

>>6532095

Yeah, I'm interested to know where this is from.

>>6533259
I would be happy as long as she gets confident and open about being a domme. Shyness outside the bedroom is fine, but I couldn't deal with the tsun.

>>6533253
>>6533237
>rejected 100 times a week.
>ignore it
>says i'm not trying
Fuck you i'm killing myself now last post i promise for keeps.

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>>6533259
The more I think about it, the more I think I'd like a shy/tsundere Dom. Im just imagining watching Netflix and having said Dom quickly reaching over pulling my head into her chest. Then, she would look stubbornly away and mutter "g-good boy"

But that's just me

>>6532958
sauce

>>6533104
Aww

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>>6533259
A confident one I can be supportive to.

>>6533259
One that won't throw me out the instant they set eyes on me.

>>6533110

Actually yes. When my mom was still married to my biological dad, she worked as a supervisor at an insurance company, made all the money and the best my dad could do was work at a shoe store. And he also spend most of the time caring for me when I was much younger. Now with my stepdad, my mom has an even better job with more benefits, and there's definitely a dynamic of him doing more to please her, and the both of them doing more what she wants.

Also, a long time ago I was rummaging through their bedroom and found a prostate massager... so yeah.

>>6533259
>The shy one that slowly lets you in on her secret of wanting to dominate a cute boy?
>The confident and assertive type that always gets what she wants
>The tsundere type that has trouble expressing her feelings?
A combination of these three. Like my ex. Time to kill myself.

>>6533361

It's okay anon, at least you had somebody at some point...

All of stupidly negative fucks on here. Yeah life sucks sometimes but it's only you that can change that.

>>6533363

I'm pretty sure most people here realize that. Sometimes people just need to vent and get it off their chest. But some definitely take it too far.

>>6533363
You're right but stop assuming every person who posts here is not trying. Saying it's only you that can change that. is right but you're a fucking broken record.

>inb4 they are not trying hard enough

You're not helping at all. Some people have been lazy as fuck and deserve it and some people have tried so hard their whole lives and still haven't gotten it
to change.

>>6533363
If you know a way to give me an un-maimed face again that would be fantastic. Or I can just try to will it away like you seem to believe can be done.

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>>6533361
Sorry to hear that but atleast you had the experience. Maybe you can find another qt to share your life with

>>6533363
I'm calling your bluff get 50 million dollars get a 10/10 gf have perfect kids do it now oh you can't? fuck off

>>6533259
Definitely the confident type, I need a woman who can metaphorically (and literally) pin me down.

If she wants something and her aggressiveness speaks to what it is, we'll communicate better

Also, uploading writing soon :3

Now im no expert, but judging by how this thread looks, i'd wager the /r9k/ thread is down again.

Is this correct?

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>>6533259
I want an itty bitty bossy domme who likes to ride on my shoulders/back.

>>6533391
No you just assume it's r9k pain in the ass...

I think I might be like that type of plant that blooms very rarely only when certain conditions are met, but swapping blooming for attention and being starved from it.

>at uni doing work
>qt in class taps side of my chest
>makes me flinch automatically and flinch away from her
>she smiles a little and asks whats up with that
>had to play it off like I hurt my side or something sort of dropping over myself as I spoke

I think I don't know like I had a girl sit beside me and my heart was racing thumping I could hear it, I don't get why I get like this.

it's really just like a panicy shy frustration and makes me seem like a kid.

>>6533393
Sounds like a yes to me

>>6533109
>>6533112
>>6533121
>>6533125
>>6533335
>this mad
feel free to post 1 (one) GOOD argument as to why you're even here. give it a try
>>6533113
there was even a strawpoll. remember about lurkers
>why waste time here if you "know" you won't get what you want?
i've already explained before: because you're spreading onto other threads. i wouldn't give a fuck if you stayed here and just here but that's not what you do. i'm just using old tricks to clean up the board
and throwing rars is a shit logic. like i've said, nobody is gonna post the entire internet just because it's a source to everything. might as well post a site rip and get rid of >>6532782

>>6533418
Sounds like you're wrong but ok.

>>6533426
>feel free to post 1 (one) GOOD argument as to why you're even here. give it a try
I could ask the same question to you champ.
>>this mad
Na you're pissed lol

>>6532784
Aerobic: get your heart beating quickly in short periods of time. Puts stress on your muscles and depletes glycogen. resulting in exhaustion.

Cardiovascular: Heat your body up over longer periods of time via constant exercise. Bringing your temperature down requires consuming more of the body's energy reserves.

Pick an activity that gets you to move your body for close to an hour, and stick with it.

>>6533405
She tapped your chest instead of shoulder? That sounds kind of like she tried to surprise you on purpose.

But maybe try rubbing your own upper body and imagine it's someone else so you get more used to touching.

>>6533436
yeah like tapped my side of my chest made me like jump a bit and flinch when it happened.

>>6533439
Cute.

>>6531956
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1239585
Made one (male). Although I screwed up last time (I accidentally deleted the e-mail T_T)

>>6533451
>it's so big
(ANGER OF A 1000 SUNS)
Y-Yea it sure is...

>>6533445
anon cmon I need advice.

Like how do you guys not pop boners next to a girl, I'm so starved for it anything sets me off, I had a girl just nudge me at a bar that was overcrowded and I had to wait and drink a bit before I calmed down and could go and sit.

>>6533259
pretty much same as >>6533392

this guy has gud taste

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>>6533461

Just jerk off ffs.

What are you a Mormon?

>>6533461
It probably calms down when you turn 20.

>>6533477
I already do that, maybe too much i on no fap for nov
>>6533478
I'm 24

>>6533483
No fap is dumb, just do it once a week, don't stop completely.

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>>6533462
Gotta agree

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>>6533492
whoops, wrong image

>>6533487
This i wait a week then fap like mad all day and repeat. I'm in pure bliss after fapping muti times waiting a week each time.

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>I have suffered from depression for a very long time, since early 2009. In early May, I attempted suicide, but I've gotten better since then, and my subsequent graduation from high school seems to have dulled it considerably. Today, however, I am not in a talking mood. At about 10:00 this morning, I became mentally exhausted at work. I got chewed out by the staff on the floor as a result, and that left me in bad humor. I felt humiliated, stupid, lazy, worthless. I was angry. These feelings subsided, but have returned.
>I just got back from eating at my local Olive Garden, where I puked up a storm in the men's restroom, with by Dad watching with near-total apathy.
>A little known fact about me is that I have a body dysmorphic disorder, which I have self-diagnosed. In general, I loathe the way that I look. I wish sometimes, I can shed ninety pounds overnight. I currently weigh about 220.
>I masturbate frequently, but have experienced a serious decrease in semen. Last night, nothing came out at all. My testicles hurt, and feel loose. The "string", as I call it, feels enlarged. My dad says that this is normal. And my father is a paramedic.
>There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath.

Wish i had a qt domme gf to take care of me

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>>6533462
>>6533493
Good to know I'm not the only one!

>>6533506
Sounds like you should see a doctor and a psychologist.

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Hey /gfd/. Lurker here. Hope you don't mind if I ask for an ear. Things are rough, and I can't talk to anyone about it, so I hope I'm not in the wrong space to talk about this.

I fell in love with a girl about a year, year and a half ago, that I'm still friends with. She was very much so like this, she used to like to have me tell her stories while we masterbated together over skype, but I felt safe and happy just being around her. She felt like she was perfect, and she was my first girlfriend.

We have some pretty big differences, personality-wise, but I always felt like it was something we could work past. She was a little short, and drop dead gorgious. Most beautiful woman I've ever seen, comparing her to models here. I've been trying to move on for months now. It'll be a year I've been consistently trying to stop feeling these feelings for her come February.

Does anyone know what I'm feeling, right now? It hurts so much. I'm lonely, working a deadbeat job trying to save enough money to move out of my parents house so I can have a tiny apartment in a bad neighborhood, and it feels like the perfect woman, I met, and just wasn't good enough for. I've tried making myself a better person so she would like me again, but I just can't seem to figure out how. I think I will always be haunted by her. She told me fairly recently that it was a mistake for us to have ever been romantically involved. It hurt a lot, but not as much as realizing just how horrible I am that she feels that way.

I'm not a stalker, I never want to hurt her or become a stalker, or make anyone feel uncomfortable for that matter. I'm scared even that I might become one. I want to be her friend, and be around her, but even after we broke up, and she was so kind about it when we did, we still remained close. Then, she just told me one day, "You're an awful friend and you don't actually care about me", and told me how she regretted us having been together.

I'm sorry for the big emo. Have some pr0n.

>>6533506
Sorry to hear that I would suggest you fap less if you're feeling pain. I think at this point in life having a gfd would feel weird and out of place. Not to mention no women is going to put up with my semi job ass who can't even support himself haha.

I would be shock and surprised if any women took any interest in me looks or not. Money has been stopping me from a relationship for years i just don't see the point in trying if i can't get out of NEET status. But i'm trying to get out anyways.

>>6532550
Sauce?

>>6533565
I would highly suggest having sex with someone else. Best advice a coworker gave me, "If you want to get over someone, get under someone else." Sounds crass, but it works for me.

>>6533565
I've had all of those feels. This advice is correct:
>>6533616

>>6533616
Never herd of this before interesting.

>>6532003

OOohh who's this artist? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

>>6532560
shotta is just jap women wanting to rape something and feel powerful
>>6532743
work culture in jap land is so fucked up a house husband is probably someone that only spends 50 hours a week at his job rather than 60

>>6533625
teddi barrett

>>6533565
drink until you pass out
i'm serious, it helped me

>>6533638
I rather fap

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2f2h0y/my_parents_found_out_about_my_17m_relationship/

you will never be him

>>6533647
>Shota fantasy ruined
Dumb fuck i wouldn't of told a soul. living the dream.

>>6533647
>reddit
>married
>actual underageb&

>>>/g/
>>>/t/
>>>/f/
>>>/out/

>>6533652
>being retarded

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>>6533565
Cut off contact. It sounds harsh, but you're not going to get over her if you keep staying around her all the time. Stop talking to her, stop thinking about her, stop paying attention to her. It's over, and it hurts, and that's okay. This is the first time you've felt like this, but it probably won't be the last. That is also okay. Just focus on you for a while. You'll find another girl to fall in love with, believe it or not. She was not, in fact, the one and only girl out of the three and a half billion girls on the planet that you can fall in love with. She is not the only human being that can make you happy. Stop trying to make yourself into what she would want. Make yourself what you want to be, and enjoy your life without her.

I went through the same thing with my first girlfriend. She wanted to go back to being just friends, and I tried to be okay with that, because at least that way I would still get to be with her. All I got was a serious dive into depression. I finally broke off contact with her after a year of hoping, and it was only because through some weird circumstances, I ended up dating someone else who didn't like me hanging out with my ex all the time. When I started dating my new gf, I wasn't even interested in her. A couple weeks after I stopped keeping up with my ex, I got through my depression, and realized that I wasn't appreciating my new gf who was totally devoted to me in every way, and who saw me as a prize to be coveted instead of taking me for granted like the ex did. Looking back now, I still have fond memories with my first gf (and the one after, who I'm no longer with), but I'm so glad I finally got away from her. You will too. Just leave the situation anon. Run for the hills. You'll be glad you did a year from now. Heck, a month from now even.

>>6533659
>Dat advice
Not him but very good sir.

>>6533259
>The confident and assertive type that always gets what she wants
this

Join if you're in the mood to chat.
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>>6533659
Thanks. I'm not sure I can, though... I don't know if I can bring myself to actually cut off contact, even with the knowledge that after a while we would still be friends.

Still. Thank you. It feels like you're right about that. I may need to do that, and I appreciate what you've said. Thank you, again.

How can I act more dominant if I am 5'2" and my partner is 6'2" ? He's really interested in gentle femdom but I'm pretty submissive.

Good night try not to be bullies though