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>>28432
can I play with a different set of heads

>>28432
the recent influx of botz mazter threadz gives me life

I hope you're into food fetishes, /co/.

>>29115
We are not getting back with you, but we enjoyed our stay.

Can the average user on /co/ even cook?

go to literally any mainland western european country

>>29536
Hell, just find a bakery that makes their own bread in house.

The board or the actual thing?

Both are very nice to be honest with you.

What was the first post on /cock/?

>>29493
My wife prefers black /cock/.

looks dang good

>take my seat nice and early
>movie starts
>attendant approaches me
>he wants to clean out the birdcage above me
>have to stand up while he cleans it out
>guy behind can't see and starts swearing at me
>bird gets pissed off and starts screeching and rattling the cage
>spills water dish on the woman in front of me
>everyone in the cinema has stopped watching the movie and is turning and glaring at me
>attendant finally finishes up and lets me sit down again
>have a sip of my drink
>it's full of bird seed

>Go to Theatre downtown
>Brought my falconette (Lisa) to get past the no singles policy (We're common law married)
>They let me in no problems
>No Theater operator is Muslim and has banned popcorn because it's not halal
>I ask for some sort of replacement snack
>He pulls a huge, 20 pound bag of imported, uncooked rice onto the counter
>He fills my cup with dry grains of rice and tells me it's just a s good
>Okay fine, I take it but I ask for some Live Mice to feed Lisa, my wife
>Mice are halal too (what the fuck?)
>Ask for another replacement
>He gives me some live Death's-head Hawkmoths, "the jew of the animal world" (???)
>Take Lisa and out snacks to the shower room
>Men's showers are broken so I have to use the birdbath with Lisa
>It's dirty, stagnant, and filled with litter
>Finally get to out seats after our gross bath
>Jem and the Holograms, things seem good so far
>Liza DOES NOT like the moths, I try to calm her down but she starts screeching and circling, looking for prey (luckily it was only us in the theater)
>I try eating the rice grains, it's fucking hard
>halfway through the flick I get the "grumpy dumpies"
>Run to the bathroom and shoot buckshot out my ass because of the undigested rice
>I pass out from rectal bleeding in the stall
>Lisa found me 4 hours later
>Get fined for the mess: $5,000 plus 75% tip

it was a good time

>wait in lobby of mall/theater
>see two young women walking out
>start chatting them up
>eventually we ask them if they have their ticket stubs
>they happily give them to us
>ditch the bitches
>go up to theater, show stubs to guy
>he waves us in without even bothering to look
>I would too if it was fucking 12AM
>opening night for Terminator Genesys, go watch it
>90 minutes into the film some of the lights come on above
>friend goes out while I continue watching
>lights go off 10 minutes later, friend comes back soon after
>he said he complained his asshole off
>after movie, guy waiting outside gives everyone a free ticket coupon
>while walking to motorcycle pull out cell phone and give theater 2 star yelp review

>>28948
I watched it, actually a GOAT show.

>>28948
Itnwas the only show other than X-Play before they got rid of the skits that was worth watching on G4.

Code Monkeys was the shit.

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You may be wondering about how to spice up a boring old Easter party, or maybe you just want to try something new. This surprisingly tasty pizza will surely make you the talk of the town for Easters to come~

>makes 1 pizza; takes 20 minutes (+ 1 hour for crust)

Ingredients
>1 pizza crust
>1/2 cup pizza sauce
>1 1/2 cup mozzerella
>1 cup shredded carrots
>1/2 cup jelly beans

Keep in mind that not everyone likes every flavor of jelly bean. If you want, you can remove the unpopular flavors (i.e. black licorice) or be sure to keep them together on just a few slices.

Spread 1/2 cup sauce on the crust first, then 1 1/2 cup mozzerella. Carefully spread the beans overtop, being sure to evenly space them, and top it all with the carrots. Bake in the oven at 400 degrees for 15 minutes.

>for best results

* Don't shred the carrots until they're ready to go on the pizza. If you do it too early, they will start to brown quickly and appear less appetizing.
* Know to whom you're serving! If they won't try it if you spring it on them, tell them in advance what you plan to make. It will make the taste that much more surprising~

>>28864
But those are actually French Macaroons.

>>28864
The green ones are shit. Purple is the best.

>>29242
>this fucking clown not aware that anything blue flavored is automatically the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0

>>29812
Please, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YA

BONUS CONTENT:

Introduction video explaining the challenge for you newbs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo6KUNqdsz0

Photography guide:
Text version - http://pastebin.com/VTK7inJQ
Vertical version - http://i.imgur.com/wqE7hys.jpg

How to make webm: http://i.imgur.com/qmj9lnL.jpg

How to make verticals vertical: http://i.imgur.com/9zYnUbu.jpg

rolling, i hope i have time to actually contribute something.

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Temple brand btw