Homestuck

>>87369265
>Now, it os a cute

>>87369265
lmao

>the lesbians went as each other's moms
Why?!

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>>87369265
nice costume john

>>87369265
>Rose What Is That Giant Bulge On His Crotch And Why Dont You Have One

>>87369265
we need momnaya/dolorose porn immediately

>Look at these cute Lesbians! They love each other so much they dress as each other's ancestors! Isn't that cute?

And as insipid as the entirety of all Rosemary.

>>87369265

yes John, you are related to that

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Here's some of their descendants all dressed up.

>>87370170
>some little squirt dresses as the monster that murdered your guardian and/or species in cold blood

>>87370170
>Trick or Treat, Mister Egbert! This year, I dressed up as the guy who murdered your father!

>>87370277
>>87370283

Oops, murdermind.

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>>87370170
THEY ARE CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING STRUGGLES THEIR ANCESTORS DIED FOR

FEFERI DID NOT DIE FOR TROLL FACE

Hussie a shit

>>87369265
What will the obligatory davekat costume be?

>>87370170
>humans dressing up as trolls
LITERALLY the same as culture costumes

>>87370170
Is it just me or is the Consort Kingdom the least equal among the four?

>>87370888
Remember, the consorts are sapient and have villages and economies, they just like to make noises. They can talk.

>>87370170
That troll's eyes are yellow so they're not part of the costume, but does that mean the kid has freakishly huge eyes?

>>87370902
Do you think any of the imps that were basically just chilling by the time Act 5 rolled around ended up in the Consort Kingdom?

>>87370332
Yeah, she died for nothing by pretty much running into a beam.

>>87370954
If game enemies don't just evaporate or something, yeah, that would make a lot of sense.

>>87370954
It's not shown but Jade "My gramps dressed like a colonialist" Harley led a fullscale genocide on the imps during her three years. Many exiles and consorts died fighting to rid the planets of degenerate sub-chess people

Where did the racist Jade meme come from? Is there a page where she says she hates Dersites or something?

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>>87371231
I believe she left Derse behind at one point.

>>87369265
>Dressing up as dead loved ones.

I get that this was supposed to show how in lesbians they are, but honestly it seems kind of creepy.

Maybe they could've dressed up as things the other shows interest in? Kanaya as a wizard and Rose as... a mother grub?

>>87370902
Right, but that doesn't mean they are necessarily as smart as Joe Mundane or even have very human-like minds.

Remember Jaspersprite. He could talk but he didn't speak like a human person, not even like a child. The way he spoke suggested he thought differently from us. (Which is pretty cool, actually. A lot of science fiction and fantasy fails at this.)

>>87371550
Rose and Kanaya being creepy. Unprecedented. Very OOC.

>>87371355
isn't it racist to meet an Alien and assume they're more like white people than black people?

>>87371231
If I remember correctly Karkat says something about how Jade is a racist for hating trolls in a pesterlog

Which thread is the alpha, this or >>87364123?

>>87371680
I have no idea.

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>>87369720
Problem Sleuth was better than Homestuck, in my opinion.

>>87371231
When she went God-tier and shrunk down all those planets to take to the new session, she left Derse behind.

>>87371680
whoever is in charge of these updates is clearly an idiot so I'm not surprised nothing makes sense

remember when we thought we were getting Hussie's art?

>>87371771
This is about the updates. That's more general I think.

>>87371853
Why would we ever get Hussie art?
He's not the author anymore, he's the auteur.

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Why do I keep coming back? Just to suffer? I haven't read the comic since early 2014. So why do I still care?

>>87371355
Is this real

>>87371355
I can't even tell who SB and HJ are

>>87372210
Wasn't it ambiguous which one is HJ and which one is SB? Or did that change?
Anyway if you mean the characters wearing the costumes, they're wearing sunglasses dude.

>>87371680
I think it's less that he's X dressing up as Y than the fact of what Geromy is to begin with.

>>87372251
goatee is sweet bro (even though he looks more hella) and blue is hella jeff (even though he looks more sweet)

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>>87371355
First off, why is this problematic and not dressing up as LITERAL demons and villians responsible not just for the death of your friends, but for the death of entire civilizations? Not just that, but dressing up as a Fuchsia queen who has significant cultural roots and baggage as a figure. That's LITERALLY like a 14 year old white teenager dressing up like Hitler or as a slave driver and going xDdd so spooky.

Also, why is it problematic? Why isn't Karkat allowed to dress up as a human? Is it because he's not black? Does this imply that Dave and Dirk allowed to dress up as white characters? Are THEY white?

Also you HAD to know Karkat was dressing as Geromy. You don't do a fucking group costume without knowing who is going as what.

I bet Dave told Karkat to dress up as Geromy too. Just so he can look morally superior to him in a snapchat.

Is it problematic because of the cultural roots behind donald glover (and thus Geromy) as a Martyr figure on Dirk's Earth?


fuck this snap

>>87372294
I guess if it really comes down to it, they could say Dave was being ""ironic""

>>87372343
triggered

>>87372343
i mean he probably is, if he actually had a problem with karkat dressing as geromy he wouldve told him not to

>>87371355
TT: Dave you told me there would be a smoking hot gay orgy.
TT: Either take off your pants or I'm fucking out.
TT: Do you think I actually want to fucking be here?
TT: Jake has his sweet blue ass out for everybody to see and I'm stuck here in the dry weenie club.
TT: Man fuck this, I am leaving.

>>87372283
>what Geromy is to begin with.
the new friend?

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>second thread
jesus christ do you want us to get banned forever

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>>87371355
man i want to do some shitty sjahb costumes. just stuff morph suits and print out faces. although wearing clothing all the same color including shoes would be neat.

who plays magic here? i made this for the new four color bro hug deck and tg apparently never read the greatest gamer comic ever.

>>87372480
the deal was he poses for a bunch of shitty pictures and hands out autographs and dave lends him karkat for a day

How many pictures are there going to be? Is there any place were they are uploaded?

>>87372508
Link to the first thread?

>>87372294
after 5000 years dressing up as hitler for halloween doesn't seem so bad anymore

>>87371622
Kind of, yes.

>>87372733
homestucksnaps.tumblr.com archives them from snapchat if you don't have a phone or don't care about this gen z shit

>>87372031
Cute!

>>87370277
it's been what, 5000 years? im sure its probably okay by now

They should actually sell a Lord English Halloween costume

it's the best design Hussie's ever created or ever will create

>>87372840
here you go >>87364123

Do the trolls even know what black people were?
If all of humanity but you died, and you were hanging out with aliens, would you tell them about the other races that existed?

>>87373364
They had troll Will Smith, their culture was analogous to ours, so I assume they know enough about blapck to get by with a bunch of racist Crockley Engliberts.

>>87369364
To fuck each other moms

>>87370332
Put I'll bring back to life to skull fuck her

>>87374381
you mean, to fuck their own moms

>>87371355
old hussie lives

>>87369364
Mommy issues were like Rose's MO

>>87370277
dont some people dress as hitler/napoleon/columnus for halloween?

>>87374739
>no dressing as one of the odd gentlemen
>2016
>not dressing as nuhuss
>2017

>>87374560
> not wanting to see Kanaya fuck roxy or Rose fucking Kanaya' mom

>>87374560
Rose's own mom is literally available for fucking though

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So in the end did Breath have anything to do with freedom? Did John ever make a free choice in his life?

>>87375280
No. The second John gain some freedom he ended up becoming a slave to his crippling depression. Now he doesn't even leave his house. He's more trapped than ever.

>>87375280
He choose not to shit on his desk when we/hussie/caliborn said otherwise

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how do Gamzee and Caliborn contact Earth C?

I know Skaia powers devices with internet access for the sake of the players, but how does it work for those nincompoops

>>87375779
They've got the big radio tower with access to everything, I guess?

>>87375779
Very carefully is how

>>87375812
true I forgot about that

and plus I'm one of the few people in a first world country using a non-smartphone so I really don't know how snapchat works

do you have to be friends or whatever to send eachother shit

if so why the fuggy would anyone accept snaps from DUDE WEED clown and the Eternal Gentleman

>>87375280
Can you still catch a ban for this?

>>87375850
i don't know exactly but i believe snapchat is used mainly for people whose numbers you have added into your phone, like friends and colleagues. it works off your contact list and is like a "hidden" texting service, where you can send a pic and words but it vanishes after an amount of time that you specify. so you can more easily send nudes and not get caught or embarassed.

>it literally took until the post-credits for Gamzee to do anything but smile and stare vacantly
>even then it was just to send a snapchat

jesus christ andrew

>>87375912
with his old quirk for some reason!

>>87375912
don't forget that gamzee is in charge of filling all of the plotholes that vriska didn't fill already

>>87376042
oh hey i didnt even notice that

>Caliborn peer pressuring Gamzee into getting high again
>Caliborn possibly getting high if it works with cherub DNA

wew lad

>>87375850
We see in the credits that Caliborn sent John a friend request and he accepted, might have done it for jake

>>87375280
No. In fact, the whole point was that for John, freedom is an illusion. He can go anywhere and anytime in all of Paradox Space, and do anything with zero repercussions, and he spends all day NEETing it up at home.

>>87370170
>Lord English, Bec Noir and the Condesce are all part of the mythology 5000 years later on this planet
That's kind of cool. Stop getting me excited about lore, you fucking hack.

>>87376367
You're giving Hussie way too much credit.

http:/youtu.be/FZCF_3jBuyQ
sports

>>87376367
you're overthinking it

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>>87375779
Gamzee & Caliborn are in Caliborn's session, so Skaia's giving them the link. and like somene else said, big fuckoff radio tower with all the screens that the Lord of Time can use to view other times until he's used to his own abilities.

Gamzee dressing up as his adopted son for hallowee though, that's kinda fucked up.

>>87375280
breath does nothing with freedom, he same way 'where the wind blows' is just a matter of meteorology. without enough external forces, the winds goes nowhere.

>>87376398
his mission statement was always that he was writing an elaborate and convoluted creation myth

>>87376580
deepest

>>87376636
Do you even remember what you said 7 years ago? Do you still adhere to the principles of something you said back then?

This is 2016 Hussie.

>>87376367
it's not cool because the symbology of the three villains is perfectly preserved without any corruption from being handed down through various cultures for 200 generations
literally no thought went into this

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>>87376852
Actually, if there were actual pictures and accurate drawings and such...there would be no reason for them to change. This is unlike Jesus or someone like Montezuma, where we have vague descriptions to work with.
The future universe would have very accurate portrayals of Condy and such.

>>87376852
Now that you mention it, how did the troll race survive for 5000 years without anyone taking care of breeding duties? Did the carapaces do it or something? Did they leave a manual behind?

Also, how did this planet of 3 different species manage to exist for so long without breaking into some kind of horrific war?

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>>87377016
WV was a good mayor, maybe even the second best in history!

>>87374560
damn, this just keeps getting hotter and hotter.

>>87377016
In fact, Karkat was supposed to lead the troll race. But instead of that he abandoned them to their own luck during 5000 years.
Echidna's request ultimately meant nothing. I thought Karkat would be at least good for epilogue material, but he's not even allowed that.

Hussie dropped the ball really hard when he made the kids travel 5000 years in the future. 5000 is definitely too much, it should have been 1000 or 2000 at most. An unespecific "Years in the future (but [strikeh]not[/strike] many)" would have been even better.

5000 is just bullshit by any standards.

>>87377056
She brought back the spoon, just like she said she would when she inherits the corporation.

>>87377112
>In fact, Karkat was supposed to lead the troll race. But instead of that he abandoned them to their own luck during 5000 years.
God fucking dammit. Karkat being Troll President or something would have given an actual purpose to his character, but no, he just dresses up on Halloween with his faggot boyfriend and otherwise does nothing. Fuck this.

>>87377112
At least it wasn't over 9000

>>87377212
I hate you so god damn much.

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>>87371789
I am constantly amazed that the genius behind Problem Sleuth went on to make the abortion that is Homestuck. It's not just the horrific fandom, the source material itself is a gigantic mess from beginning to end. Meanwhile, Problem Sleuth was brilliant in every panel.

Every time I see one of these fucking threads I'm only reminded of a comic that redefined the CYOA format.

Girls who like Homestuck seem like they're all mentally unstable. How do I bang one?

>>87377254
Problem Sleuth redefined the CYOA format.

Homestuck destroyed it.

>>87377287
Mentally unstable girls are the easiest to bang and emotionally manipulate. Your game has to be nonexistent if you can't rake in one of these broken women.

>>87377182
Aren't all of them considered God kings anyway?

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>>87377254
>People bitching about how Homestuck had a (predictably) awful ending
>Problem Sleuths's ending was flawless and covered every base.

>>87377254
I actually consider Homestuck better than Problem sleuth overall, but Problem Sleuth still has a better ending than Homestuck.

>>87377308
i weigh 400 lbs though

>>87377417
Fucking get /fit/ unless you're a manlet.

>>87377464
my mom won't let me lose weight

>>87377417
Cut down on the cheeseburgers

>>87377471
Kill your mother.

>>87377417
Just be confident and funny you fucking pussy. Look at Rocco Botte, he's a complete obese manchild and he's fucked tons of girls because he's funny and confident.

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>>87377520
Hey let me just say something real quick

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>>87377112
Karkat is a fucking joke, anon. Just let it go.

>>87377168
Actually she compromised by making it a spork

Also since the fork was HIC's emblem as she exterminated the human race using it would be like using a swastika as a logo

So I guess what I'm saying is that Jane's company is half-worshipping Hitler

>>87377700
the fork is a proud symbol of troll culture, stop eating up the bullshit the human (((media))) tells you

>>87377254
Threadly reminder that Andy Hussie, Sr. was the real genius behind S_O and the other pre-Homestuck works

At some point around the start of Act 6 (a few years prior to his death), he passed the reigns to his eldest son, Andrew Hussie, Jr, who had long been acting as his PR guy.

>>87377212
If Hussie did that I would have fucking killed him

>>87377740
Since Cohen is Andrew Hussie's PR guy...does that mean when Johnrose anon finally kills Hussie, Cohen will inherit the Homestuck throne?

>>87377791
He already wrote A6A6I5 so he partially owns HS.

>>87377579
Karkat is a meme character

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>>87371550
People aren't joking about Rose having a mommy kink
>massive issues with her mom
>dark and weird interests
>is a lesbian
>mom is smoking hot
>pseudo psychologist who always felt the need to tease Dave about wanting to fuck their mom as if she was deflecting something

Dolorosa wasn't a loved one to Kanaya so that isn't weird at least

But it's these kind of weird sexual implications that feel like classic homestuck

I mean just the fact that Kanaya has a motherly personality in the first place and came on to Rose by watching over her, fussing over her, nagging her, trying to steer her clear of bad decisions, and other such motherly things, and Rose found that irresistible, was a pretty big red flag

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new trolls guys

>>87377959
I AM GOING TO FUCK JADE (Troll) SO HARD

>>87377959
Will this replace Jade/Rose baby?

>>87377959
that art is fucking terrible, jesus christ

>>87377959
Isn't it kind of weird to dress up as a dead version of a guy in front of said guy

this update isn't the worst thing to ever happen to homestuck

so i guess that's good

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Say something nice about this cutie or she'll steal your ears like she did to Jade.

>>87377959
Jade/Dave/TrollJade threesome when

>>87378068
I would definitely fuck her right in the pussy

>>87378068
She's as fertile as the god she idolizes

>>87378068
Very rapable.

>>87378068
>can see the string
Shit costume

>>87378154
Early 20s Rose and Kanaya making out at a Halloween Party!

>>87378068
Shut it, Missy

How did the world's religious authorities deal with the gods suddenly returning?

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>>87378227

>>87378068
I want to get raped by her.

>>87378252
>no snap showing Boxcars as a reformed man of God and Pastor of the true teachings of Jesus Christ
y tho

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The character creator really isn't built for ancestor clothes, huh.

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>>87378068

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>>87378294

>>87378227
parties

>>87378316
>short skirt

>>87378068
She's cute! Cute!!!

>>87378316
skin and eye color needs fixing

just steal the values from the aradia card

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And of course the moment I post it I realize I wasn't meant to make her skin grey, oh well at least Kanaya is fine.

>>87378383
this is really cute

>>87377587

sauce? it says tumblr but google is shit for finding these images...

>>87378383
Glad the pumpkin economy is still booming in this new world.

>>87378383
>still no fucking Terezi

Oh, fucking come on. Is she triggered that this was Vriska's favorite holiday?

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>>87378367
Meh, I don't feel like every troll will have the same skin and eye shade.

Either way, I made her more fetish.

>>87378531
understandable, i still think she might be too shiny though

>>87378504
She's out in space somehow.

>>87378531
Oh man, are there threesome mechanics in this?
Can I make something where Jade brings her fangirl home for "fun" with the boys?

>>87378227
Confusion

>>87378605
only in the studio scene editor

>>87378628
Good enough for me.

Say one (1) thing nice about Homestuck Act 6 Act 6

Where's the washing machine...

>>87378662
It ended.

>>87369265
“Kanaya, I’ll be honest, this is the most sexually aroused we’ve been in months. And considering the occasion, it’s…rather disconcerting that we might or might not be using Halloween to plunge deep into our own subconscious, oedipal motherlust.”

“Are You Saying We Should Stop Making Out For Today”

“…No.”

>>87378662

Meenah and Vriska mentioned Aranea

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>>87378662
Aradia was in it!
I think

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Fantrolls celebrate Halloween too!

>>87378662
John's "disgusted" face.

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>>87378703
Will their lust ever end?

>>87378667
You mean Karkat?

>>87378799
>Sir our guests are doing... lewd acts at the table.
>Well what are you waiting for? Get them the fuck out of here!
>Sir, they're two of the creators.
>FUCK.

>>87378846
I thought Karkat was the diaper changing machine? And the dishwasher? And the sink repairman?

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Funny how the amount of hairy jade art always drops when an update hits.

So Earth C is literally a planet of homestuck fans

>>87378008
They have a reason to be creaming themselves over them right now, they just returned after 5000 years. It's like 2011 peak homestuck craze on a global scale

>>87378958
>a planet of homestuck fans

They're either retarded, angry, or massively inbred?
Sounds about right.

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>>87378958
I want to live with the Aradia worshippers!

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>you will never be karkat vantas

>>87377587
I saw green and orange in the thumbnail and immediately thought the thing in the background was HSG.

metastuck halloween pic where?

>>87378958
>So Earth C is literally a planet of homestuck fans
So you're saying this update is all Hussie masturbating about how he coulda been a contender

>>87379064
Never

MSPAF is DAOOTS, DA gave up, and technically we aren't HSG

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>>87379064

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So jasprosesprite^2 is in Earth C ; davepetasprite^2 is in the afterlife ?

>>87378662
caliborn featured prominently

>>87379213
we just don't know
the credits/halloween episode didn't confirm or deny any speculative character deaths except that Terezi hasn't committed suicide yet

>>87379285
Reminder that the epilogue will be Hussie in full John cosplay livestreaming his suicide

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>>87379145
>>87379183
this isn't what I wanted at all

I want cute funny things with tumblr scaring away trick-or-treaters for their costumes being too offensive and anti-genderfluid-pansexual-whatever and shenanigans with carved pumpkins going missing and MSPAF giving out guns instead of candy corn and dA gorging herself on cheap Halloween chocolate

i also want a sandwich

does hussie know hes a failure and a hack

like

someone has to have informed him right

>kanaya and rose show up dressed as moms
>dave has to go

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>>87379045

>>87379347
too busy sucking hussie's tiny but surprisingly long horse dick

>>87378025
not when that guy is a god known for dying

>>87379347
he's probably thinking "well I didn't make that part so it's not my fault it sucks"

>>87379402
I'm sure by this point he's gotten used to moms

So what do we call this era?

Snapchatstuck?

>>87377287
Shouldn't that be
>Girls who cosplay Homestuck seem like they're all mentally unstable

>>87379622
Garbage

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Will Xefros be the Karkat we always wanted?

>>87379578
you never get used to hot moms that are also your sister

>>87379622
post-canon fanservice

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>>87379347
he revels in it
i brings him sublime delight to think that people ever looked at the stuff he craps out to pass the time and thought it was good

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>>87378662
Vriska got punched in the face so hard she bounced and did a flip

>>87377254
>the abortion that is Homestuck. It's not just the horrific fandom, the source material itself is a gigantic mess from beginning to end.
WTF, I seriously hate the comic Homestuck now.

>>87377732
>listening to troll >>>media<<< <-- those are horns btw
>thinking they are better than human media

>>87379690
Depends if he gets to win the Joeybowl

>>87379690
>cute human gf
>cool bro
>polite
>likes metal
>is a butler
>rust blood
how can other troll males even compete?

>>87379716
oh nice you changed it up this time

>>87379747
please no
can we have a homestuck story without blatant shipping

>>87379770
Is it bad that I can't see Xefros as Karkat because his shit seems to be in order and not say pounded back into his rectum by a batshit insane self hating time traveler

>>87379782
you can't have a homestuck the story without a homestuck the shipping

>>87379704
Wait that was A6A6A4
Where did A6A6A6 start again?

>>87378704
I know this ship is autistic but I like it

>>87379772
I did it just for you, buddy. Through the thick and thin, just know that I'll always care about you.

>>87379837
who says he's not getting pounded in the ass by NotDave Strideer

>>87379868
SCISSORS ON HIS FUCKING HEAD

>>87377932
Good points all around.

>>87379884
well it's not like nepeta has any non-autistic options

>>87379690
>>87379770
>>87379837
It's written by Cohen. Daily reminder.

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Joey and Xefros seems too vanilla and straight

It's gonna be Joey and Trizza and then Jude is going to get double teamed by Dammek and Xefros

And then Dave will warp in with his gimp Karkat and the entirety of the game's finale will be him giving a toxic masculinity while getting rear ended by Karkuck

i blame bryke for all of this

their hail mary korra lesbian end must have given hussie ideas

>>87379999
i blame the jews

>>87379999
it did
hussie tweeted about it, saying he was going to one-up korra's ending

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>Human (((media)))
Leftist garbage
>Troll <<<media>>>
Royal Blood Circle Jerk
>Consort NAKNAKNAKmediaNAKNAKNAK
Incomprehensible Gossip

Why is the only reliable and respectable source of news and information the Black Hat?
>blackpilled
>classy jazz music always plays
>noble veterans who have seen the old universe for what it truly was

>>87380035
What about the Felt?

>>87380035
>noir worshipper
go die in a green fire

Holy shit guys, Summerteen Romance is really good. Like, second only to Mr. Seven. I didn't expect this.

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>>87379999

>>87380100
it was okay

>>87380031
But he didn't one up Korra's ending

Korrasami was a clever trick to take advantage of the fact that the romance in LoK was horrible

Like detestable, gross, and devoid of any artistic merit, but clever.

>>87380035
Thank you for Cleaning the Suits. How much do those edgy faggots pay you to shill on here?

>>87380154
You're saying that wasn't the case in Homestuck?

>>87380154
You could say the same thing with Hussie.

>>87380140
hussie shitposts are weird

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>>87380035
You're right, I do want a cigarette

Will these snaps conclude in a real update at midnight or something?

this "5000 years in the future" thing and john's misery and the fact that they still need to go fight caliborn and get sucked into the house icon give me severe existential dread

how do you cope with or ignore these feelings

>>87380191
they're just dated

Wait, where do these Halloween updates occur in the timeline? Is this after John turns 20?

>>87380154
Hussie thinks that the only way he'll get immortalized is by going down that path and appealing to the people who scream "oh my god my gay babies are standing next to each other!!!!! "

>>87380240
>That Aradia.
ARAAAAAAAAADIA.

>>87380218
I go to imageboards and shit on homestuck and hussie constantly

>>87380240
A R A D I A
R
A
D
I
A

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Terezi can't find Vriska :(

>>87380240
A R A D I A

>>87380240

thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said

>>87380240
but where's the REAL Aradia

Was CAUCASIAN the last gasp of Old Hussie?

>>87380218
It's just been giving me a really melancholy feeling. We've basically been told flat out that all the remains to be seen is John killing himself and his friends.

>>87380311
no caliborn had a lot of old hussie in him

I miss when John and Dave were friends.

>>87380191
its a red dwarf reference. there's a couple in the comic

>>87380311
>>87380339
and the felt comic was as much old hussie as the original intermission was
the scary thing isn't that he turned into a fuckwit, it's that he chose to become a fuckwit and withholds his old magic on purpose

>>87380367
i remember hussie saying that the red dwarf novels were formative for him. i've never read them though

>>87380314
we still don't know what happens when Vriska uses the juju on LE. it probably frees everyone trapped in it

>>87380283
Who sent the fucking blind girl on this job anyway?

>>87380367
Oh, it's about Karkat?

>>87380240
wait weren't there no dreambubble aradias that werent robots?? since she became roboradia before entering the game?

Has that Vriska comic Hussie wrote for the second Paradox Space book ever been scanned?

>>87380405
John.

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>>87380419
sorta, she entered the game as aradiasprite and turned into robosex there.
but still!
H
A
C
K

>>87379999
I think he's a typical straight male nerd that thinks girl/girl is hot, but doesn't know how to give it interesting depth because he can't identify with female relationships, and knows how to give m/f interesting depth, but likes subverting shit and throwing endgame in the trash

And he recognizes and kind of wants to rectify his bias but he has no real interest in m/m stuff so it all consists of jokes or shitty abuse or references to offscreen happenings and gets other people to draw the few things it gets. And basically uses the ships as soapboxes for his ideas about masculinity

>>87380181
>>87380182
First off he was following the cock sucking muff diving band wagon at a time where Steven Universe existed

Secondly Legend of Korra made the MC gay. What Huss did was have Vegeta get together with Hercule, basically.

Thirdly sweeping triumphant music playing as Korra and Asami go into a labia shaped portal to muff dive is more effective a finale than Dave literally just not shutting the fuck up about how much he likes cock

>>87380191
homestuck in a nutshell

>>87380401
That's almost worse in that it's completely expected and boring. I just hope there's some shitty twist

>>87380218
I read the good old HPL. It's cathartic.

>>87380405
>>87380433
He did it as part of the kissmesitude

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>>87380401
guess we'll find out!

>>87380240
lel

Hussie made 3 fatal mistakes with Davekat

1. Dudes never sell as much as Lesbians. Just a fact of life

2. Davekat is communicated mostly via long platform rants. Korrasami is just a finale shot into assumed permanent gay bliss

3. Karkat is the single most pathetic character in all of fiction

>>87380507
I'm not familiar with that, what is it

>>87380549
>Karkat is the single most pathetic character in all of fiction
Shinji?

>>87380549
>1. Dudes never sell as much as Lesbians. Just a fact of life
It's the opposite in Japan

>>87380577

noted bastion of homestuck fandom, japan

>>87380394
I've read a couple. they're actually pretty good. They get darker than the show did.

Like Lister finally gets back to Earth (alone), but it had been turned into a planet sized trash dump because it was already the most polluted of all the planets in the solar system. It's just endless mountains of trash populated by giant roaches. he ends up living there for like forty years before the rest can find him.
So they return to the Backwards universe to age him backwards, but when they go to pick him up again, Kryten finds a man screaming with an axe stuck in him. Because he's compelled to help humans, he pulls it out, but then realizes that due to the backwards universe logic, he's the one who stuck the axe in him. He tried to kill a human, regardless of reason, and is compelled to kill himself.

Also Rimmer gets a real heartbreaking send-off
He finds the son born of him and Yvon Magruder, who had been raised believing his father was a great and daring admiral. Upon being exposed to the truth, he loses all faith in his father that had kept him going. The place is wracked by a nanomachine tornado of malice that demands sacrifice. Rimmer, who had been damaged and reduced to his light bee, flies into the tornado as an offering, blinking out one last message in morse code. SMAKIBBFB
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

>>87380577
This isn't fucking Japan, numbnuts

>>87380577
don't underestimate the power of yuri
girl/girl appeals to fujos too, just look at any shoujo anime, they all have a female "prince" character

>>87380570
Shinji was pathetic in a depressing show where everyone else was just as bad and nobody resolved their issues, while Karkat was pathetic in a depressing webcomic where some other people weren't quite as bad and a couple of them resolved their issues

>>87380570
Karkat's worse than Shinji.

>>87380614
He was just saying, cyberbully.

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What would Joey have to do to make Hiveswap good?

>>87380665
not go to alternia, for one

>>87380640
>>87380644
Even if I didn't believe it when I said it. At least Shinji did something right and heroic in the end.

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>>87380644
NO I WILL NOT GET IN THE DRILLGORG I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE MY LUSUS
THAT THING IS A FUCKING DEATHTRAP

>>87380690
didn't End of Evangelion show in graphic detail everything getting fucked up because shinji was too spineless to accept the instrumentality

>>87380665
Make it so Homestuck never happened.

>>87380665
Nothing. It's not possible.

>>87380035
Do NOT listen to this filth. Damn right that they call it blackpilled. Classy music aside, it will rot your soul.

You realize no one from Derse takes it too seriously, right? It seems to exist to drive depressed and edgy Prospitans deeper into depression or to make them go all stabby, your pick.

>>87380243
>>87380240
I'm not sure
Terezi went looking for Vriska sometime before his 18th

But these Halloween pics give me a first/second year vibe because John is at a fun party with a lot of his friends and I'm sure SBAHJ would be the first costume Dave would wear, and unless he wears it every year... well he probably does, and the rest of that is baseless obviously

So yeah this is somewhere between or after his 18th-20th years

>>87380723
What? No? In the end, he undid it and basically saved humanity so that says something about him.

>>87380759
aren't he and asuka the last surviving humans
and didn't he subsequently try to murder her

>>87380566
H. P. Lovecraft.

>>87380758
Maybe Terezi goes out and comes back periodically.

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I could post more from my crossover folder, they're like costumes.

>>87380785
>aren't he and asuka the last surviving humans
No.
>and didn't he subsequently try to murder her
No, he just sperged out on her. And you would too.

>>87380690
>At least Shinji did something right and heroic in the end
I wouldn't call him kissing Misato heroic, but yeah.

When will Terezi learn that Vriska just isn't fucking good for her or anyone else and stop looking for her?

>>87380822
Do it.

>>87380860
Wew. Good tastes?

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>>87380822

>>87380871
Never because subversive.

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>>87380897
four captchas in a row, christ

>>87380897
He still cheated on her.

>>87380836
where does it say the humanity survived? As far as the wikis say, he and Asuka are the only ones to reject the instrumentality

which is weird because there were already humans resisting getting tang'd in the first place and weren't able to do it

>>87380723
he gave instrumentality a go but saw that just mashing everyone's souls together doesn't eliminate human loneliness like SEELE assumed, so had Rei and Kaworu pull the plug

>>87380931
Was there one made for Scanty or Kneesocks?

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>>87380931
Jean Grey never stays dead

>>87380549
>1. Dudes never sell as much as Lesbians. Just a fact of life
after comparing a bunch of ships in google trends the other day I have to strongly disagree with you

the homestuck fandom is, or was, full of girls

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>>87380941
Nitrams must all die for this injustice.

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>>87380968
too obvious

>>87380959
>>87380961
This, basically.

>>87380931

This would be more fitting now with John as Brief.

He fits both the geek-boy and love interest roles better.

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>>87380995
Roxy thinks skull-girls are adorbs.

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Happy Halloween

>>87380995
Is Tony Karkat?

Since Jeff canonically goes off with Poo instead and cucks Tony?

btw im serious if u dont ship jeff/poo consider suicide

>>87380979
Tavros did nothing wrong.

>>87380959
Yui says plainly that anyone who musters up enough willpower can resume human form. Shinji and Asuka were just the first and second to do it, that we see.

>>87380871
To be fair she doesn't want to sex her up in this timeline, and regardless of how shitty she might be, finding the friend that went off to kill the Universe destroying demon and is now lost in the furthest ring, is the right thing to do.

>>87381042
ORIGINAL
SIN

>>87381041
>btw im serious if u dont ship jeff/poo consider suicide
But why?

>>87380240
ok

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>>87381038
>>87381039
spook!

>>87381003
but what about the LCL in the sea, isn't that supposed to humanity's decomposed remains after the third impact
if he did save humanity, why would the sea be red?

>>87381074
bc then it means you have shit taste and need to be expelled from this planet

>>87381070
Aradia's a hardcore Christian?

>>87380871
the power of love trumps all logic or sense

>>87381100
Why do you think that?

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>>87381093
2spook!