I keep hearing something about Homestuck getting a TV show? What

I think it's just dante baco being a fuckface

>>87364263
What does he have to gain?

>>87364268
Fan love.

>>87364351
>>87364268
>3 posts
>2 posters
>I'm only the first reply and this one

Why did you answer yourself?

>>87364372
Why did you answer in the first place?

>>87364412
for those saucy (you)s of course.
But giving yourself a (you) is just plain cheating.

Then again his plain cheating ended up giving him two (you)s.

>>87364412
>>87364436
This is a confusing interaction.

>>87364472
Is it?

>>87364477
Yeah, it is.

Jade's fat tits

>>87364565
Jade's pretty thin actually.

>>87364568
I can apply my headcanon any way I want. It's not like it's a visual medium in the first place.

also I strongly feel post-3-year-skip Jade SHOULD have at least decent tits but that's not completely related

>>87364581
I feel like after Jane, Hussie thought he went titularly overboard, and refused to give the rest of the cast matching chests out of fear of something boob-related.

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Why the fuck did John think it was a good idea to stick his hand into a hole in reality?

>>87364749
He knew someone had to move the plot forward

>>87364812
Instead he just ruined the plot.

ded

>>87364939
Nepeta, Equius, Eridan and Feferi.

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Say something nice to Vriska!

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>>87364939
I got something.

>>87364961
NOICE

how can dave be gay if he's a boob man

>>87365056
Karkat's got big boobs.

>>87365056
That was just his toxic masculinity talking.

>>87365087
>shaming people with big boobs
Woah not cool, that's fat hate right there.

>>87364961
>Rose does full on ogling Jade

What a slut

>>87364123
A Homestuck animated series on Adult Swim would be pretty cool.

Someone explain Lil' Cal's chronological life to me again.

>>87365056
>dave
>boob man

>>87365233
Dave is a mother lover.

>>87365266
So?

>>87364947

Never.

>>87365402
Moms = boobs
Maternity and mammaries are linked together, obviously.

>>87365160
Gamzee makes Cal in Dave's dream out of fear of Cal, shit happens and it ends up with baby Dirk, a bunch of shit happens and it ends up in the Troll session where Gamzee obtains it, takes it with him through the Jack Hole, gives it to Caliborn, who is then trapped inside it along with ARquisprite and Gamzee, Cal is then banished to the void where it persists.

>>87365538
Baby Bro not baby Dirk. Sorry.

>>87364961
Are these threads just going to become vaguely erotic screenshot postings?

>>87365571
Still better than breeding memes.

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Anyone wanna post an actual source to the HS getting a tv show thing or is it just a baseless rumor like "Cohen ghost wrote Act 6" or "Karkat is an important character?"

>>87364961

sauce

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>>87365580
Why not
both?

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>>87365635
How are these the same character?

>>87364961
futa mods when

>>87365650
>green eyes
>dog
>glasses
>long dark hair
>wearing shirt of boyfriend

??

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>>87365650
That's the exclusive cash-shop Jade, daveslut Jade. Plebs like you can't afford it, you have to use the Jades you loot from raids.

>>87365635
Doesn't that test say negative?

Can we get a fucking update already?

The fucking Davejade shitposters are running rampant.

>>87365684
What is this, fucking Nexon?

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>>87365655
Pretty sure those exist already
Also >>87365635
Contributing to the snapchat gimmick

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>>87365703
Just 4 u

>>87365726
I need pictures of the Homestuck girls with them on then.

>>87365772
What?

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>>87365671
>green eyes
>dog
>glasses
>long dark hair

>>87365778
With the futa mods on, mate.

>>87364568
She hast fat tits though.

>>87365790
But that's gay.

>>87365780
That's an ape, not a dog.

>>87365129
>Rose is the slut for looking.
>Not Jade for getting naked.
What?

>>87365796
Only in your fantasies.

Are you we really talking about waifu posing shit? Can this crap please fuck off to >>>/aco/ ?

>>87365635
those fat tits though~

>>87365826
No, in the comic, her breasts are fairly large in Hero Mode.

>>87365811
>nudity is sexual

You're as much a slut as Rose.

>>87365838
>>nudity is sexual
>Nudity won't attract sexual thoughts.
You're as dumb as Jade.

>>87365830
>BAAAAAAAW
How about you fuck off, since you're in the obvious minority here.

>>87365798
You're gay.

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>>87365837
What comic are you reading?

>>87365844
>nudity is sexual because it attracts sexual thoughts
People are sexually attracted to Disney princesses turning into common household objects. Does that make common household objects sexual? You're dumb.

>>87365830
link the aco thread and I'll fuck off

>>87365849
Comparatively, they're larger than the other girls.

>>87365830
You first mister whiny baby

>>87365871
Show me your data points.

>>87365858
This is a dumb argument. I fucking hate this meme shit. You're dumb.

>>87365889
He's baiting you stupid.

>>87365885
This is like, common knowledge. It's not a huge deal or anything but just try to look for photos. I'm tired, Anon. I don't want to do this kind of shit.

>>87365889
>You're dumb.
You're the one sexually attracted to nudity man.

>>87365899
Yeah, I know, that was supposed to be my meme sendoff. Don't call me stupid, stupid.
>>87365911
Fair point desu.

I feel like post-3-year-skip Jade /should/ have at least impressive knockers though. A sort of counterbalance to Rose's child-bearing hips;

>>87365907
>common knowledge

Is this code for "a meme"?

>this honey select thing is 4.9GB
Welp, so much for that.

>>87365934
Yes, just like cuckold is a code for you, anon.

>>87365934
>Is this code for "a meme"?
No, fuck you.

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>>87365931
No, she should have impressive knockers because Jane did.
But Hussie chickened out, none of the girls post-timeskip have breasts that are particularly large. He is a coward and should be ashamed.

>>87365845
>>87365872
>DUDE LMAO LET'S KILL EVERY HOMESTUCK DISCUSSION BY TALKING ABOUT WAIFU POSING LOL
>WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WROOOOONG?
>Get fucking permabanned, because mods finally find a reason to kick any homestuck discussion off for good.

>>87365865
>>>/aco/962220

>>87365952
Just learn to ignore things you don't like, you autistic fuck.

>>87365952
why did you make an /aco/ thread when there's already one up

>>87365943
that comic is amazing every time

>>87365957
He was a point with the permaban thing though.

>>87365952
Hotpockets already deletes us for arbitrary reasons, your autistic bitching is more annoying.

>>87365965
>autistic
Wew. There it is again.

>>87365952
>can't even find the Homestuck lewd thread
>too stupid to realize that the janitors delete and ban these threads anyway
>whines about shit rather than ignoring it
You're worse. You're way worse.

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>>87365962
Don't forget the sequel

>>87366027
there's a sequel?!

>>87366027
first panel best panel
who made this?

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>>87366031
I just posted it

This could also count I guess, but that's the sequel that I just posted.

>>87366039
>first panel best panel
Autism.

>>87365957
>just learn to ignore things
>threads get filled with fucking waifu posing requests or the asshole spams his creations here and we rather give him (you)s
>Mods realize we don't have any plot points to discuss and would rather jerk off to shitty screenshots and call it "discussion"

/aco/ exists for a reason.

>>87365965
>deletes us for arbitary reasons
For what? That some of you fuckers can't put any discussion on the OP and scream "DURR HOMESTUCK THREAD" without putting any effort on it? A fucking Jane or Roxy bitching thread will suffice. Not my fault the janitor is a fuckface and even deletes threads with actual discussion bait.


I am sorry, but someone needs to act like a fucking autist to remind you guys.

>>87366027
>There are still people who think Rose getting her personality removed to become a lesbian was somehow a good idea

>>87366057
what gave it away

>>87366064
>For what? That some of you fuckers can't put any discussion on the OP and scream "DURR HOMESTUCK THREAD" without putting any effort on it?

You must be new here. Even actual discussion threads get deleted. There's a janitor here who hates us and deletes the threads on sight, regardless of content.
There was another mod who would ban people who criticized davekat too.

>>87366076
What you said.

>>87366089
>There was another mod who would ban people who criticized davekat too.
I don't know if that's full story. When did this happen?

>>87366103
Around 4/13. People who called Davekat shit would get their posts deleted and talked about getting banned for "off-topic posting".

>>87366093
... how?
I get how liking tits points to immaturity, but autism?

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>>87364123
>terrible numbers
{{citation_needed}}
The comic is over and it's still at the top of the charts

>>87366121
>liking tits points to immaturity
What?
How does that make any sense?

>>87366117
I don't know. That story seems kind of sus.

>>87366130
>just had an update

>>87366121
>>87366131
Never mind then. I take it back. Sorry, Anon.

>>87366131
something something kids like tits but men should look for child-birthing hips, iirc.

>>87366147
That's one day.
Look at the graphs over time, there's a reason why I posted a picture.

>>87366165
Why exactly? Both symbolize fertility.

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>>87366165
why not... both?

>>87366089
So, we should keep spamming Honey Select screenshots? Now the Janitor has evidence to kick us out.

Because all the new content is going to be our waifus posing and fucking random shit.

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>>87366181
>>87366178
I don't know, I'm not accusing, I'm just parroting stale memes.

>>87366209
>So, we should keep spamming Honey Select screenshots?

Hell yeah, I'm for that.

>>87366181
Anna Claire in honey select when?

>>87366226
>I want Homestuck to be permabanned on /co/ again, hell yeah!

>>87366240
>permabanned
Not only are you naive, you're stupid.

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Is every thread going to have some sort of autistic self-appointed content policeman now?

>>87366273
Honey Select Policeman >>> Davekat Policeman

We should try talking about the comic instead of these screenshots being the main focus

>>87366304
so you're telling us that what we need is someone remaking all of homestuck in Hone Select?

>>87366314
>durr what about my penis
Why ask when you can fucking do it, you dumb autist?

>>87366322
He isn't the one trying to police the board, autismo.

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>>87366304
>rating yourself
wew lad

>>87366314
Not enough items or maps for that. At most you could do Homefuck: A Porn Parody

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Tits.

>>87366398
Anon no, those are dead tits.

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No tits.

>>87366410
I mean, it's black on black, it's hard to tell there.

>>87366410
Jade has some instances post-skip where she's titted, but much smaller. All the non-Jane girls do.

why is Hussie so afraid of tits?

>>87366431
Tits are homophobic

>>87366457
Jade's oppressive tits.

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>87366482
Literally everyone.

>>87366482
Karkat

fuck that piece of shit

>>87366476
They're so oppressive they've ended rebellions.

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>>87366476
>>87366513
Oppressively tiny, smaller than Rose's!

>>87366513
>troll rebels bang down the door of the troll parliament or whatever the fuck
>demand to know why a human female is in charge of THEIR kingdom
>Jade lifts her shirt
>Oh, that's why.
>rebellion ends on an embarrassing note

>>87366547
I guess you could say the whole operation went tits up.

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>>87366567

Anyone got ACT 7 Vriska jiggle physics gif?

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>>87357341
> tfw planned out edgy fanadventure with the new race of demons where they have qabbalistic qliphoths representing the unseen facets of the aspects abandoned by God (e.g. anti-Breath => Fly shadow aspect would let you be the lord of flies)
> the main timeline(s) is always meant to fail rather than succeed so everybody screws up and doesn't enter the session
> ascension on quest beds require sacrificing other players
> they meet Jesus and Dante
> it ends with angels appear to clean the session and destroy everything as they ponder on the Problem of Evil
> tfw it's been a while since I thought it up so I lost notes and motivation

Karkat's feet.

>>87364123
i thought homestuck ended?

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>>87367379

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>>87366027
>>87365943
>this stache
hi horatio

>>87366482
(Vriska).

I mean, Vriska's sudden reversion back to end of Act 5.1 status for no reason is fucking retarded, but nothing said about (Vriska) was incorrect.

>>87367124
That is likely for the best, anon.

>>87366482
>>87366510
>we will never get our Karkat/(Karkat) conversation
>even if Hussie subverts it and makes it tame as fuck

>>87367393
Nope.

We had "The End", then a few days ago we got the " Credits", and next April we're getting the "Epilogue". Of course the ending didn't actually resolves most, if any plot points, and the credits was just set up for what's going to happen in the Epilogue.

It's a ruse cruise that never ends.

>>87367559
All we're waiting for is John to commit suicide by LE

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New snop?

>>87367875
He also drags his friends along. Leav8ng behind jade and daves pet roxys gf and roses wife and kids.all to beat up a preteen

>>87367924
I think it might just be a Halloween thing, not an update.

Homestuck was a mistake

>>87367924
confirmed. WHAT DOES IT MEAN
if it's like last time, we'll probably get one snap per hour.
how the fuck do I browse old snaps? for the last few days I thought the mspaofficial account was deleted because snapchat refused to show me anything, not even the name.

>>87368305
>what does it mean
Halloween.

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Along with fun halloween shenanigans we're probably gonna get to some details on the carapicians I guess, since that's a can town

I wonder who's taking the pic. They look short or like they're laying on the ground

>>87368478
Probably nothing substantial. Just halloween costumes and decorations

I hope we get to see the kids- I mean adults in halloween costumes

>>87368478
From that low of a perspective I doubt it's meant to be from a phone at all, just an illustration.

>>87368195
That's what I figured, but I'm not complaining.

>>87368478
Who cares, Hussie's probably wiped his hands of the snapchat updates now that the credits are over.

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Hello

>>87368620
Snapchat is a phone app though. Abandoning the whole gimmick to show general portraits would be dumb, and that's an awkward angle just to show a pic of a place. It looks like a phone pic that somebody's taking while standing behind a house

>>87368879
>rose and kanaya dress up as each others moms
whew

>>87368879
>Rose dressed as the Dolorosa
>Kanaya dressed like Mom

LITERALLY KINKIEST MOMMY ISSUES SEX EVER

>>87368879
>John disgusted with Jakes costume.
I take it back, these are already great

>>87368929
Are You Telling Me That This Is An Accepted Sexual Human Practice Because I Have Some Misgivings
This is absolutely a thing that normal people do, yes. It even had an internet subculture.

>>87368914
>>87368929
(it's fake btw)

>>87368979
no it's not

>>87368979
nah paperseverywhere referenced it

>>87368979
NVM MINE WAS JUST SLOW
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S LEGIT, WOW

>>87368879
What would Roxy think of Kanaya dressing up as her alt universe self?

>>87368879
Took me 1min to realize that was not another kanaya without cosplay.

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Canon

>>87368879
what did hussie mean by this?

>>87369100
Wait, no, rose is not wearing that. What a shame.

>>87369121
you see Rose HAS to have a costume in relation with Kanaya's because they're a couple

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>spent a bunch of last night masturbating to lalondecest
>now rose's lover is literally dressed up as her mom
Holy fucking crap

>>87369145
Yeah, that's not a thing couples do, or anything.

>>87368879

There is just a lot going on in that image right there.

At least we know John still hangs out with everyone else occasionally and isn't a shut-in.

And also that he's wearing the best costume.

>>87369242
We also know that Jake will never not be retarded

>>87369263

I think we'd all guessed at that, but it's nice having it confirmed.

>>87369239
im tired of that couple

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>>87368879
>mfw this is real and not a fake

end me now

>>87368879
so do you think rose and kanaya had kinky sex with the costumes still on at the end of the night

>>87365703
HOW? Davejade got fucking executed publicly by the last update.

>>87369637
how?

>>87369637
They live together, it's no longer grasping at straws.

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>>87369637
>Davejade got fucking executed publicly by the last update.

>>87364565>>87364568
>>87364581>>87365943
>>87366410>>87366398
so who has the biggest? jane?

or was hussie's range of size so small you can't tell where to place everyone else?

so what halloween is this for them? like how many years have they been around on earth, does it take place after the credits or what?

>>87369680
Maids have big titties
Jane's also fat so you have to add that and the Life aspect titty bonus

>>87369637
Yes, we got Davejadekat instead.

And Karkat is still a useless pile of shit and the fanbase wants him as Dave's fucking wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOzMMMHIkN8

We're leaking.

>>87368879
>lesbians looking disgusted at jake's dick

>>87369680
Canon sizes? The latter. Every girl but Jane is flat as a pancake and even Jane hasn't much to offer.

In my mind it's Jane>Jade>Roxy>Rose, with Rose about a B and Jane up in the E/F range.

>>87369876
"every girl but jane is flat as a pancake"
fuck you made me want pancakes except I don't have anything to make pancakes

but what if Jade burns her fat with all her shenanigans. Other than wielding fucking guns like it's nobody's business she also taxidermized her grandpa. I'd say she is the most athletic of all Kids.

>>87368879
>Rose and Kanaya look at Jake's long dong

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>>87369876
Roxy used to have tits but they were nerfed.

>>87368879
Jesus fuck, is Karkat still hanging out with Jade and Dave?

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>>87369992
>nerfing tits

New snapchat. Looks like a human girl as condy a troll as le and a carapacian as bec noir

>>87369935
that was before she spent three years sitting around on a boat doing nothing and growing tits

>>87368879
>Rosemary

Yes. We get it. Thanks.

>>87370059
THE IMAGE

>>87370094
I dont know how the fuck to save snapchats

All i want to see is andrews dickpic

>>87369997
probably, not like he has anything better to do

>>87370130
Wow, those kids are dressed up as people who murdered all of the protagonists loved ones

>>87370166
>John beating up random kids on the streets

>>87370166
It was 5000 years ago

>>87370130

This art style is so outsourced I can't even tell who they are.

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>>87370180
Only if they're gay

>>87370203
nobodies

>>87370203
Random kids.

>>87370203
Just randon kids

>>87370203
Some random kids that seem to mostly have gotten Karkat's and Roxy's DNA.

>>87369609
Of fucking course
>Well that was a fun party. Now how about you join me in bed before you hit the recuperacoon? :)
>Okay Rose Let Me Just Get Changed Into Something a Little More Comfor-
>Don't you dare take that off.

>>87370130
>That's not a Bec Noir costume.
>Clubs Dueces got the ring.

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>>87370262
>then proceeds to kill everybody

>>87370203
They're obviously supposed to be random kids trick-or-treating

>>87370199
They've killed trillions. That's like 10,000 Hitlers, and here we are nearly 100 years later and Hitler costumes are still in poor taste.

>>87370259
Damnit i already fapped today

>>87370290
The artist could have made a bit more effort to not make them look resemble main characters.

Unless the point is to show just how fucking similar looking everyone is.

>>87370300
We arent even 100 years later. This is 5000 in a brand new universe

>>87370352
Of course they look like the main characters. They were all cloned from the sane people

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>>87370259
>>87369609
>>87368879

>>87370366
But 100 x 10,000

>>87370352
"I don't recognize these characters" That's because they're new "Well the artist should have made sure I didn't recognize them" ???

>>87370376
Which is a retarded way to populate a planet. Would be better if they aöso take the DNA of random people for a more diverse genepool. It's not even clear which of the two ways they went with that.


Am I supposed to believe that an offspring made a limited amount of people isn't going to suffer from a mass identity crisis, since apparently personalities are genetic according to Homestuck?

>>87370437
Also it's like if Jesus came back and you lived in his neighbourhood, and dressed up like a bloody cross.

>>87370447
Where did I say I don't recognize them? Don't go around assuming every Anon is the same one.

>>87370449
no because this is a happy ending :)))
murderstuck? whats that lol here have some cute things ;)))

>>87370449
The ectobiologizer or whatever was mentioned to introduce random genetic differences. That's how Roxy was able to experiment and produce mutant cats.

"Am I supposed to believe..." can you TRY to sound more autistic.

>>87370449
Random people were not supposed to beat SBURB. The human race would die quickly.

>>87370352
I thought it was Karkat and Jade at first and Davekat was once again getting cucked into orbit

>>87370449
Paradox clones don't suffer from inbreeding.

>DAVE: is that kanaya dressed as your mom
>ROSE: It seems that way. If it helps you sleep tonight, she seems to have chosen it herself.
>DAVE: okay cool b-
>ROSE: Don't even try to insinuate you aren't staring as much as I am, Strider.

>>87370508
>asking for coherence and having standards is being autistic

Says the apologist.

>>87370508
>random genetic differences

How visible they are!

>>87370514
They can take the DNA from whoever they chose to in time.

>>87370564
Except they're in Universe C now

>>87370564
What makes you so sure they didn't do that? Just because it wasnt shown?

>>87370376
>>87370447

The idea is probably that all the humans look like the main characters because of genetics, but that's retarded. It's been 5000 years, they could have made an effort to not design these random kids 100% out of spare parts from existing characters.

>>87366027
I keep looking at that first panel.
It's been a while since anyone's been that happy to see me.

>>87370636
>>87370376
I think it's more a case of limited pallette and shape... s. shapes. The only thing they can really do a lot with is hairstyle, which is partly hidden by the costume, horns, and troll mark, which is completely hidden by the costume.

And all carapacians look the same anyway.

>>87365780
Yup, that's a fan art of jade.

>>87370564
>>87370636
>Are we supposed to believe this some sort of magical xylophone?

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>>87370130
>>87370166
we dress up as Vlad Dracul these days, he was a vicious killer who made fields of spikes heads, and streets literally running red with the blood of those he slaughtered. Hell, there's John Wayne Gacy costumes even now.

These Earth C kids only heard stories about Lord English, the Batterwitch, and the Sovereign Slayer. It tells me it's been such a long time since they had to be scared of these three that they've become fairy tales.

>>87370629
I think he means that, had it happened, then those two kids would likely not look like tiny Karkat and Roxy.

>>87370626
If a Lab in the Void can do that to one universe it might be able to it when in a universe. Perhaps they are hardwired to a specific universe each.

>>87370088
>once a ship is establiship, it should never be showed ever again
That's not how it work,bru. Also, the insanity of them dressing as each other moms make totally worth it.

>>87370752
>be kankri
>watch your crush get fucked by a yellow retard
>no one likes you
>people ship you with the fish douchebag you openly insult

>>87370889
Learn proper English before you decide to put words into my mouth.

>the insanity of them dressing as each other moms make totally worth it.

Does it really make up for years of establishing a ship just to be unconventional and turning both characters into dull, hollow husks of themselves whenever they are together?

>It's cute so that makes it okay.

UPD8

>Dave dressing as Karkat
>Karkat dressing as Dave
>Jade dressing as a cat

HERE COMES THE SHITPOSTING

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>>87370104
Try using a screenshot feature.

>>87370950
>not on the hour
false

>>87370944
yes. it's cute and sexy. that makes it ok

>>87371087
Wanting to fuck your dead mother is not sexy. Also, sexy Halloween costumes are the worst.

>>87371124
>Wanting to fuck your dead mother is not sexy
say's you incest is wincest. and since roxy is with callie, rose will take what she can

>>87371087
>yes. it's cute and sexy. that makes it ok

You belong to the type of audience that causes potentially good stories to end up as garbage.

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>>87370732

karkat is geronmy. and dave and dirk are sbahj

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PROBLEMATIC

>>87371437
>Karkat is literally Pikachu

So he became kankri?

>>87371485
no he's dressed as a black guy

>>87371477
>>87371485
isn't he the new friend geronmy?

>>87371437
This is perhaps the least awful out of all of those.

I'm saying that because there was a point where I was looking forward to Updates.

Not it just reminds me how Hussies wants to run this kitschy, unsatisfying ending into the ground.

>>87371541
>implying jake's ass, john as candy corn problem sleuth, and rose and kanaya as each other's hot momscesters wasn't great

>>87371592
It doesn't make up for it.

>>87371437
Shit, now two of these have made me burst out laughing. It's almost like I'm reading Homestuck or something.

It's kinda sad how all the new world's trolls and kids are all based on like, 7 people. Appearifiers can create genetic sludge from people far into the past, so why didn't they get DNA from, say, the other trolls? (Thankfully, this means we don't get Vriska-themed kids, that's the last thing we need.)

Going on a tangent re: Vriska, it's really odd that Hussie decided to bring her back to life if she's not showing up in the epilogue. She might as well be dead, considering she's the only living character stuck in the dream bubbles, besides Aradia.

Anyway, goofy SBaHJ is pretty okay. Can't go wrong with that.

>>87371684
>so why didn't they get DNA from, say, the other trolls
they did. there were trolls of all blood colors

>>87371684
Are you on drugs we literally saw trolls based of dead characters on the credits.

>>87371684
She pulls the Betas out of a fucking box to beat English, of she's going to be there.

>>87365952
Remember, we are getting a permanent /vg/ thread in January. Hopefully.

>>87371437
Karkat's still not getting enough sleep? Look at the bags under his eyes

>>87371872
huuuuuuum...

>>87371872
he's riding jade all night long

>>87371872
He is listening to Dave and Jade fucking each other all night.

>>87371872
all trolls have those

>>87365635
Poor poor shirt

>>87371855
Fuck no, undertale and katawa shoujo are undeletable cancer that shouldve never existed. Im not contributing to that if it ever exists.

>>87371855
but /vg/ already has an hsg

you people make steven universefags seem like decent people

>>87369100
>Rose didn't go as AD
god I'm so pissed

>>87366027
>>87365943

This just raises FURTHER questions.

So Jane is canon THICC, with the largest tits, widest hips, and best ass (if Roxy is to be believed) out of all the beta kids.

So where does the rest of the cast line up?

I feel like the Lalondes should be next, followed by Jade. None of them have absolute shit in the rear, but the "Hot Mom's Ass" jokes don't work as well when it's talking about Jake's dead grandma's ashes.

>>87371905
I thought they had dark spots under their eyes as a sign of sleeping poorly. Sopor slime can only do so much.

>>87367124
I can't tell, anon. Did you read too much Unsong or too little?

>>87371961
she had to have a matching costume with her wife

>>87371937
newsflash buddy, steven universe people are basically homestuck people. The only difference here is that people who still like homestuck are just the bitter ones who refuse to let go

>>87372021
I'm not your buddy, pal.

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>>87369447
>>87369145
>>87372000
We get it, you are a nervous investor.
You can stop now.

>>87372000
As a legit /u/fag irl, I can give you my honest opinion that Rosemary(post act 5) is the shittest pair in the entirety of /u/ history. It's probably on equal terms with Korrasami.

>>87372087
but /u/ loves korrasami. it's literally the only place on the site to talk about the show because they don't shit themselves with rage over it

>>87364961
Got a source on that, bucko?

>>87372081
Is there something I'm missing here? Since when did Homestuck end with Jade on screen? What kind of reaction is that?

>>87372126
True I'll give you that, but just because people can talk about it without the whole thread turning into a shitfest doesn't mean that Korrasami is actually good.

>>87372153
Cascade you idiot

>>87372216
most people on /u/ love it is my point. also rosemary is boring I'll agree. but so are most relationships. they compliment each other well and don't have problems that weren't alcohol related. shame that makes it boring

>>87372246
>nov, 12 2010
wrong.

>>87365723
Hahaha, truth.

>>87372246
Oh my bad, didn't see the timestamp. I thought this was some recent QA.

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>>87372246
>cascade
>in 2010

>>87372081
>Calling out an overdone ship that is shoved into reader's faces every time without making use of each character's personalities == JohnRose shipper

>>87372153
This page, maybe?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002726
The point is that person asking the qustion is wrong.

>>87372325
rose and kanaya don't want to fuck their momscestors.

Why are there two Homestuck threads going on right now?

>>87372264
Relationships don't need problems to interesting, they just need chemistry, which Rose and Kanaya clearly don't.

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>>87372382
I were going to call you a homophone at first, but thought better of it.

Happy Halloween btw.

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>>87370449
>Am I supposed to believe that an offspring made a limited amount of people isn't going to suffer from a mass identity crisis

>>87372497
they do though. act 5 clearly proved that with their snarky horseshit. they they actually spent time around each other and got comfortable

>>87372461
Retards dont read the catalog.

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>>87371437
Reposting from the other thread

First off, why is this problematic and not dressing up as LITERAL demons and villians responsible not just for the death of your friends, but for the death of entire civilizations? Not just that, but dressing up as a Fuchsia queen who has significant cultural roots and baggage as a figure. That's LITERALLY like a 14 year old white teenager dressing up like Hitler or as a slave driver and going xDdd so spooky.

Also, why is it problematic? Why isn't Karkat allowed to dress up as a human? Is it because he's not black? Does this imply that Dave and Dirk allowed to dress up as white characters? Are THEY white?

Also you HAD to know Karkat was dressing as Geromy. You don't do a fucking group costume without knowing who is going as what.

I bet Dave told Karkat to dress up as Geromy too. Just so he can look morally superior to him in a snapchat.

Is it problematic because of the cultural roots behind donald glover (and thus Geromy) as a Martyr figure on Dirk's Earth?


fuck this snap

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>>87372461
Because HE DOES IT FOR FREE.

>more slice of life shit
We get it, you want to be Steven Universe now

>>87371932
>>87347539

>>87372577
no karkat is problamatic because he didn't even try. he just put on a yellow shirt. also it's ironic

>>87372580
More like wants to be but is too afraid to commit to that fully. Or wants to appeal to the tumblr crowd but is too dumb and afraid to go all out like SU.

>>87371932
>/hiv/ - Hiveswap General: And you thought HSG was cancer

>>87371437
Is he holding a spoon or a drug pipe

>>87372461
look at the op piic2.
thii2 one ii2 red and the other one ii2 blue.

>>87372677
yes

>>87372580
Thats okay for an epilogue, talk shit of A6 if you want to make sense.

>>87372677
It's medicinal marijuana, to deal with the pain of Jade fucking his pelvis into pieces.

>>87372577
DAVE was commenting on Karkat being problematic. We don't know who took the photo at the doorway and maybe Dave wouldn't think it needs a comment even if it was him.

Geromy is a "problematic" character to begin with for being a token black character with no real traits other than being black, so it might not be about what Karkat is. And Dave thinks it's FUNNY that he's problematic, why would he stop him?

>>87372677
He takes marijuana to deal with all the cancer

>>87372711
Dave is taking a group selfie in that pic.

Is it problematic then? Would Dirk take offense to Dave calling Geromy a character with no traits considering how large of a role he played in the fight for freedom against Condy?

>>87372577
The better question: There are no black people in the new universe, how would anyone have a point of reference?
Geromy and black people in geneal is to their descendants probably some mythical creature the kids around the fireplace listen to Grandpa Dave talk about.

>GCATavros as Grandpa
>Jasprose still exists and isnt wearing a costume

>>87372760
Kankri and Porrim aren't with them so there's no one present to be upset about a thing being human teen problematic.

>>87372770
>Obama becomes a cryptid thanks to Dave

How many pictures are there going to be? Is there any place were they are uploaded?

>Jasprose still alive

Prepare for Jade and Davepeta.

>>87372872
Davepeta got sucked into the black hole.
Jasprose was never present at the battle.

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1. didn't kill themselves after rose and kanaya got married
2. didn't even put on a costume
worst girl

>>87372872
Davepeta is DEAD. And nobody mourns.

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>>87371437
>tfw urge to murder Karkat

Am I the only one or am I just autistic

>>87372872
Jasprose has no reason to be dead though. They didn't fight.

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>>87372872
>if davepeta appears, bote davekat and jadedave ships can be canon
oh god

>>87372934
I thought she would kill herself after seeing rose and kanaya get hitched.

>>87372955
You missed tumblr by several miles.

>>87372955
12 year old girls aren't allowed to browse this site sweetie.

Also Davejade is already canon you realize? They live together.

>>87372081
funny how homestuck actually ended and we still can't figure out what was the "lesson" he wanted to show the readers

>>87373004
it don't matter. none a this matters

>>87372955
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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>>87372955
>davekat and jadedave ships can be canon
>forgetting they already are

>>87372955
Sorry, Davepeta can't get her pregnant, Jade is going to stick with Dave.