Bomb Queen is still going on, but the weekend is just about over

>>84806503
Warmachine 2.0 is utter and complete crap. I think everything I read now I can compare to it and say, "Eh. Not that bad."

I had a really bad time but it helped kill a lot of time so I guess it's alright?

>>84806503
I don't get what they were even planning with Girls. The premise is too fundamentally silly to possibly work as horror, and it's too sterile to work as erotica. They failed on both possible angles.

>>84806648
WAPWAPWAPWAPWAP BEAR BALLS KICK

I thought it was interesting to see what /co/ reacts to. The single-issue comics and Big 2 got the most strongest response. Goofy schlock like Phoenix Max or Warrior tended to have the most fun discussion even though some of you said you wanted to stroke it to Phoenix Max which.... c'mon people. Raise your standards. Compare that to Bomb Queen which is so overwhelmingly long or Ultimatum which is self-serious. It's easier to check out of those.

I'm glad I finally committed to reading Girls, Wanted, and Nemesis. If nothing else, now I understand why the get such a bad reputation.

Is this missing any?

Amazons Attack! >>84668558

Trouble >>84674003

Marville >>84676772

Diesel >>84680947

Matt Fraction's X-Men >>84687847 >>84706941

Sam Humphries' X-Force >>84715653

Sonichu >>84644612 >>84687686 >>84697605 >>84708609

Bleedman's Powerpuff Girls >>84701363

Mystery Storytime of Pain >>84703115 >>84717718

Spiderman - Sins Past >>84709029

Warrior >>84672979

Ultimate End >>84681480

Ultimates 3 >>84698569

Ultimatum >>84715583

San Humphries' Ultimates >>84719190 >>84725564

Knuckles the Echidna >>84676264 >>84686318 >>84704831 >>84717811

Rape of Ms. Marvel >>84688903

Fight Club 2 >>84689265 >>84695855

JLA - Created Equal & JLA - Act of God >>84670967

Justice League - Cry for Justice >>84722806

Batman - Death of the Family >>84675883

Superman/Wonder Woman - Whom Gods Destroy >>84679783

Fearless >>84691194 >>84731995 >>84772385

Unfunnies >>84735279

Our Love Is Real >84732548

The Big Lie >>84745273

Civil War/Frontlines >>84741580 >>84746265 >>84752171

All-New Ultimates >>84738586 >>84754340

Nemesis >>84750224

Wanted >>84755064

Ultimates Cataclysm >>84757262

Girls >>84763525 >>84771539 >>84777933

Liberality for All >>84788422

X-men Pheonix >>84791558

Bomb Queen >>84794012 >>84799785 >>84806086

US War Marchine 2.0 >>84803331

>>84806893
This is horrifying. Gloriously horrifying.

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I guess I'll dump all the other images that I made for this year.

>>84806893
Flashpoint Batman

>>84801464

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And finally reposting the best part of last year.
I wish I knew how to make something like this for this year.


>>84807045
Is that a storytime of pain?
I honestly never read it so I don't know.

>>84807104
I guess I don't fully understand what qualifies, it's enjoyable but it's definitely "Pain"

Does it have to be terrible to be "storytime of pain"?

>>84807045
No, this is actually good.

>>84807183
I misunderstood "Storytime of pain", sorry

>>84807174
Yeah, it has to be bad.
It is an honest mix up if you didn't know the story and with it being the weekend of pain.

kek I didn't read any of the storytimes. You guys are dumb cucks.

T-shirt when?

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>>84807736
Underage detected.

>>84807863
I'm 57 years old you dumb cuck.

>>84807985
You're trying too hard.

>>84808005
I'm honestly barely trying. Very little effort is required for you.

>>84806503
>Liberality for All
Did Hannity give his permission to have his likeness used? That might have been what killed it.

>>84806893
My Red Hulk issue, but I don't have a link so fuck it.

Jeph Loeb Hulk #12 >>84763825

>>84808477
Perfect

The Big Lie was fucking hilarious.

I saw FabNic's name on the cover of JLA: Created Equal and thought "oh, come on, that can't be that ba- jesus fucking christ".

And I lost it at the jar of superjizz.

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>>84809231
It is a moment well known on /co/.

I had no idea what the fuck was Marville trying to tell. Really, it left me spechless.

>>84809332
I'll take it over 2.0 any day.

>>84809332
There is some screen capture explaining the intent in detail.

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I love I got the chance to make this.

>>84806893

Hooooly fuck, that's a lot of terrible, terrible pain.

Damn you, /co. Damn you to hell.

>>84806648
>I don't get what they were even planning with Girls.

Girls is so horrifyingly bad, it's destined to become the "Manos, The Hand of Fate" or "Plan Nine From Outer Space" of comics.

That series that's just...SO BAD, that it serves as a cautionary tale to all creators who come after you.

"Don't be this bad, young comic creator. Don't sink this low."

>>84810073
Anybody else making a list of titles to track down by next year?

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>>84806893
Chuck Austen's X-Men

I can't believe I read all of fucking sonichu

I learned that I should probably plan out my storytimes better, that Wanted wasn't as bad as I thought it was, that Nemesis was worse than I thought it would be, and that Marville and Girls are the worst things ever

>>84810939
looking a little "low level alt who refuses to levelup so he can excel at battleground brackets" there nightcrawler

>>84811185
I can't believe it was your first time.

>>84812391
My /co/ virginity, man...

>>84807104
bomb queen is finished! guess it's time for us to design thids years shirt!

>>84806503

>>84773754 Does anyone have link for this ? I think I missed it.

>>84806503
All the crap from this weekend and the majority of Marvel's new relaunch has motivated me to work on my short stories more than ever. I realized now that no matter how much I doubt myself and my abilities, what I write can't possibly be worse than the horrors that I just witnessed.

>>84813095
I don't think villians for hire was storytimed.

>>84811649
Wanted was awful in the sense that it's an amazing premise with god awful excution that turns out to be cookie cutter as fuck. Nemesis was just awful but nothing compared to Marville or girls.

>>84813257
Bombshell has to be the undisputed worst though.

>>84813309
I mean bombqueen.

>>84806893

Still upset about the handful of things that aren't bad but /co/ hates the creators and comics not aimed at it so they force how bad it is.

Death of the Family is just fine too, like fucking try to find a bad Joker story. Off the top of my head Azz's graphic novel is worse.

I also like All New Ultimates and don't know how it got a storytime of pain rep

>>84813220
It probably is fambam

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>>84807104
>>84813048
How's this for the base?

>>84806893
>>84813388
here's an updated list

Amazons Attack! >>84668558

Trouble >>84674003

Marville >>84676772

Diesel >>84680947

Matt Fraction's X-Men >>84687847 >>84706941

Sam Humphries' X-Force >>84715653

Sonichu >>84644612 >>84687686 >>84697605 >>84708609

Bleedman's Powerpuff Girls >>84701363

Mystery Storytime of Pain >>84703115 >>84717718

Spiderman - Sins Past >>84709029

Warrior >>84672979

Ultimate End >>84681480

Ultimates 3 >>84698569

Ultimatum >>84715583

San Humphries' Ultimates >>84719190 >>84725564

Knuckles the Echidna >>84676264 >>84686318 >>84704831 >>84717811

Rape of Ms. Marvel >>84688903

Fight Club 2 >>84689265 >>84695855

JLA - Created Equal & JLA - Act of God >>84670967

Justice League - Cry for Justice >>84722806

Batman - Death of the Family >>84675883

Superman/Wonder Woman - Whom Gods Destroy >>84679783

Fearless >>84691194 >>84731995 >>84772385

Unfunnies >>84735279

Our Love Is Real >>84732548

The Big Lie >>84745273

Civil War/Frontlines >>84741580 >>84746265 >>84752171

All-New Ultimates >>84738586 >>84754340

Nemesis >>84750224

Wanted >>84755064

Ultimates Cataclysm >>84757262

Girls >>84763525 >>84771539 >>84777933

Liberality for All >>84788422

X-men Pheonix >>84791558

Jeph Loeb's Red Hulk >>84763825

Bomb Queen >>84794012 >>84799785 >>84806086 >>84810551

US War Marchine 2.0 >>84803331

>>84813724
I really don't think there's any reasonable metric for deciding which one is worst. I mean Sonichu is clearly the most incompetent in regards to artwork, storytelling, spelling, etc, but can you legitimately compare it to stories that were made by industry professionals?

You should do different categories. "Which is a bigger ripoff, Sonichu or Diesel?" or "Which is sexier, Girls or Our Love is Real?"

>>84807036
That reminds me.
As someone who jacks off to monstrous edgy bitches like Esdeath and Junko Enoshima, I think Bomb Queen broke me.
I can find nothing appealing about the book, it sucks even as fap fodder.

>>84806893
>No Avengers Arena or Avengers Undercover
Why?

>>84813850
>"Which is sexier, Girls or Our Love is Real?"
Our Love is Real. Honestly, the only problem I had with that is that it felt like someone was telling a joke I didn't quite get.

>>84814055
It's not a formally organized thing.

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>>84806503
Here's the badge an anon made in another thread!

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>>84806503
How's this?

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>>84806503
or this?

>>84814929

>2.56 MB

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>>84814959
here's a jpeg version

>>84806503
>>84806893
>>84813477

Which was worst?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10828679

I had to squish some together because of the 30 options limit

>>84810073
I unironically want AMC to adapt GIRLS into a live action series.

>>84814055
I never thought Arena was bad.

>>84814203
Our Love is Real is decently written, but just a fucked up story.

>>84814929
>>84814977
I would change the font a bit.
Make it fit more.

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>>84815102
I'm surprised we had an even 30 storytimes this year.
Although I think that using Sonicchu and Bleedman's PPG is cheating a bit, seeing as they are webcomics.

>>84806503
here's the statistics for this year

38 storys Total

DC - 7
Marvel - 21
Indie - 11
Archie - 1
Mark Millar - 5

>>84806893
I really wanted to do Countdown but that's such a beast.

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>>84814021
Esdeath and in special Junko are sexy bitches, there is nothing really sexy in Bomb Queen

>>84815339
>38 storys Total
Is that more than last year?

I learned theres a point in time we need to stop making mary sue characters and we cleary passed it

>>84815491
ya, we did about 20 last year >>84807104

i learnt that i dont have the motivation to go to all the trouble of going to /mlp/ and linking back to it in the meta thread just to make a storytime of pain.

i also learnt im not the only one who liked our love is real until the final page

>>84817008
oh i also learnt that 9/11 sent a lot of good men mad

>>84813477
wait shit is amazons attack shit i was considering getting that i shall check this out

Thank you to the storytimers for ruining a perfectly hype weekend of comics fandom. I read a lot of garbage in the last three days and you should all be ashamed. Some of the responses were great though. They reminded me of the longform Storytime of Pain featuring Lobdell's Teen Titans. That story sent me and a friend into a spiral of madness for like four months.

>>84817190
well fuck that first issue was horrible worst elseworld i have ever read

>>84806503
Fraction apparently thinks the X-Men are over the whole "mutant struggle" thing and would be cool just cruising around San Francisco for the rest of their lives.

you know what's missing in this SoP weekend? OMD

>>84806893
I feel like I didn't read enough bad.

I mean there was SO MUCH AT ONCE and I only had so much time to read this weekend.

Still reading Nemesis, Unfunnies, Girls, Warrior, Trouble, Whom Gods Destroy, War Machine 2.0, Our Love Is Real, Marville, Powerpuff Girls, and two threads worth of Sonichu
Is still impressive I guess.

It was storytimed recently.

I just had the greatest dumb idea.

Someone should buy a bunch of copies of trades of this terrible shit (I can't imagine anyone trying to sell them for a lot)
And then next comiccon someone sets up a booths to hand them out for people to read.
With a sign mentioning to please return book once you've finished or given up.

>>84815339
Would it be possible to measure them in image count? Or it'd be stupid to think someone knows that from a year back.

Just wanted to mention that since some of these stories were only like 1 issue long while others were 3 threads long and it makes it hard to tell just how much shit was shoveled.

>>84810073
And The Wicked + The Divine is the next Girls, calling it now

>>84820868
>Someone should buy a bunch of copies of trades of this terrible shit (I can't imagine anyone trying to sell them for a lot)
Just wanted to point out to anyone trying to do with Knuckles is going to have a bad time since the last 2 trades don't exist

>>84817326
>Elseworlds
Anon I have some bad news for you
>>84817277
Someone should do either Lobdell Titans or Villains for Hire next year

Why do you hiveminders even hate Girls?

>>84821777
Shit art, every single character is absolutely unbearable at best (Except the bear), an incredibly stupid, pretentious AND confusing ending, and it went on for around 10 issues too long

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>>84821777
Did you read it?
The about of stupid characters is unbelievable and the ending was just the icing on the cake.

So, out of what wasn't done last year, I think the worst was Bomb Queen.

>>84821777
Art ain't all that good.
The one dimensional battle of the sexes goes pretty retarded at times ("let's castrate this guy cause he was near this monster girl" "I know that having sex with these things will for sure make more killer monsters but fuckit I hate my wife anyway")

>>84822860
Worse than Nazis controlled by Greek Gods attacking the US with Wonder Woman leading
While Superman has to deal with being turned into a psycho centaur and Lois Lane has to deal with being turned into Good WonderWoman to fight Nazi WW

The only one I read was Amazon's Attack and then I bailed out.

Anyone who can stomach all of these in a couple days is a masochist

i finally starting reading girls. man like wtf, only like 2 issues in tho. still don't know when it will deserve the rep

>>84822727
She was the worst part of Girls.

>>84806503
I learned that Marville still knows how to kill a whole load of brain cells.

Well, I feel shitty because I read Girls last year, before I knew about the storytime of pain and I kind of liked.
But yes, the art is shit and the ending was just stupid.

>>84824885
>tfw issue 3

Warrior was shit.

Ourl ove is real is retarded as fuck

>>84825405
I like to imagine all those people going, "What, Guy Gardner?"

Then clicking it and feeling the Destrucity.

Where is my 'i lost half of my motor skills and all i got was this lousy jpeg'?

It was interesting to see how people reacted to the different stuff I storytimed. Overall every thread I made had some healthy discussion but Phoenix MAX was definitely the breakout success.

Well, see you all again next year I guess.

Knuckles storytimer here. What should I do next year if this becomes a tradition?

>>84828980
What are some pretty painful Penders stories?

>>84828980
OMD. I'm surprised it wasn't done this year.
That or ASBAR.

>>84829065
I'd be down with doing ASBAR or OMD. Just need a link to the issues by next year
>>84829063
Green Knuckles, and M25YL come to mind immediately, but the former is retardedly long and the latter is incredibly boring. But if I had to choose one to do, I'd do M25YL in a heartbeat because it's raw fucking pain

>>84829136
Oh, and I forgot the Image Crossover. I'll probably throw that in there if I even have time next year

>>84825727

The funny thing is that Guy Gardner's time as Warrior is actually pretty fun if you can find it to read. THIS Warrior series is fun to read as an SoP too but for completely different reasons.