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>>84697605

>>84697634
OH SHIET! NOT THE PICKLE!

>>84697699
Fun fact! Moot really say this every morning

>>84697699
>I should be dead... but dark forces keep me... alive. What a show!
my exact thoughts while reading this comic

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>>84697785

>>84697618
>talks about forgiveness
>right before faceraping a dude for throwing a pickle at her

>>84697839
I wonder what John K thinks about Chris art

>>84697933
Didn't he tried to kill your friends in the last issues?

>>84697962
SWEDEN YES

>>84697834
Stripping for feminism never gets old.

>>84698027
>puts in the effort to draw cameltoe
>can't be assed to learn what hips are
I know it's late to be complaining, but...

>>84697605
Could someone give me a summary?
Is he still producing, did he go to jail? still trans or just a phase?

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>>84698108

>>84698117
>still producing
Went from making commissioned 'art', medalions and amiibo figures to eBegging
>go to jail
I think he got off with a fine and community service
>still trans
Still a tomgirl

Is the Wiki up for some people? Still down for me

>>84698174
Cunt, cock, what the fuck is C*** supposed to be

>>84698183
With Chris's weird sense of propriety, I'm thinking he censored 'crap' a few issues after he had a main character facerape a guy to death.

Oh shit son are we about to hit Director Amenities?

>>84698157
Thanks! Appreciate it.

>>84697634
Rosechu's sheer fury over the concept of her having a dick (and more broadly, Chris' whole reaction to the futa Rosechu pics) is so telling, in retrospect. Chris was always very fixated on them God-Given Womb, Eggs and Ovaries.

>>84698179
Why is bugs smoking a joint?
Why bugs?
Monty Python?
Lazer?
Why?

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>>84698266
I was going to link you to the "random access humor" article on the CWCki but the site is down again. Basically Chris doesn't understand humor. He thinks spouting random shit with no meaning behind it counts as comedy. What it comes down to is that after watching so many episodes of Family Guy and South Park, he has not once, ever, gotten any joke put in front of him.

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>>84698179

Somewhere there's an alt universe where CWC burned down his school instead of just his house.

>>84698266
Bugs is because Jimmy Hill was a producer of knockoff Looney Tunes merch IIRC.

>>84698543
>I would rather suffer a painful gender-change operation than ever be a homo.

Loaded with foreshadowing.

>>84698543
Holy shit, its like he knew

Which capeshit book should Chris become penciller or writer for?

>>84698659
him and ken penders should team up

>>84698704
>HAUAGGGH!!!

Chris' action sequences with captions like "MAKES GUN DO A 180" would be so cute if they weren't written by an adult

>>84698877
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIID

>>84698903
>to my son(?) Reldnahc

>>84698909
Reldnahc notseW Naitsirhc is the son of Giovanni from Pokemon.

>>84698980
How many of Chris' gal pals is he going to fucking murder in one issue god damn

>>84699783
Final and greatest issue incoming?

>>84698659
Great Lakes avengers.

>>84698596
He probably did. All the evidence makes it clear that chris is all kinds if sexually fucked up and most of it would be gone if he was a girl

>>84700149
But that's not the one where Liquid gets kneecapped!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_-DFejUbDk
new vid, oh god

>>84700999
I'm pretty sure Liquid's presence in the comic is limited to his brief showing in #9. You might be thinking of the Asperpedia Four who are all viciously mutilated and murdered.

>>84698135
Wow, free advertising. Sony should be thanking Chris for all the business he's brought them.

>>84698340
>Date Ed? Sounds dated.

I keep getting caught off guard by lines that actually have some vague hint of cleverness to them. They must be stolen, right? I've never seen Family Guy or South Park, so I'll just assume anything slightly amusing was ripped off from one of the two.

I NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!

>>84700756
What an interesting AU to consider. Would Chris still have produced Sonichu if he had been born a girl? Would he still be so infamous? There's already been too many white knights defending him as it is. I suspect his love quest might not have been as difficult, sadly.

>>84701066
I'm talking Special Issue 4.

>>84701273
Oh yeah that fucking thing.
Still ain't got shit on the orgy of death that is Issue 10 though.

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>>84697791
>Votes For Women

I get that Chris has a very weirdly strong affinity for Mary Poppins... but did he think this was a current social issue, like one still being dealt with?...

>>84698169
>I have fangs for my eye-teeth

>>84701442
maybe in his dictatorship women don't get to vote.

>>84699043
so basically chris didnt even bother to even make more awful comics in 8 years.
Not sure what could possibly top sonichu tho

>>84701014
well at least he got the 50 bucks. Barb lives to see another day

>>84702613
Not quite true.
There is another full issue that OP hasn't storytimed yet, it got completed in 2010 and is probably the craziest.
The comic itself is still ongoing, Chris semi-recently did a bunch of new pages for the (much less crazy, but still endearingly stupid) NEXT issue after someone donated a wad of money, but since then has apparently given up on it again.

>>84697605
Say what you will about him, but he's spent years doing hundreds of pages of a comic he obviously feels passionate about. I wish I had that sort motivation.

>>84697839
Or an environmentally friendly cock ring!

>>84702671
>implying he didn't spent it all on lego

>>84697709
>Yeah... great.

I love how Rosechu gets borderline annoyed/exasperated with Sonichu as the series goes on. Like you can almost see her slowly start to regret marrying him. It's completely unintentional, but it's one of my favorite parts of this series.

>>84698992
This comic took a long ass time to be make, so there were a few gal pals that came and went during that time.

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I'm gettin' all these crazy damn calls. What're you doin'?

>>84698169
>I have fangs for my eye-teeth


What did he mean by this?

>>84697974
>I grant you the power of being a futa
This was after meeting 4chan, is it?

>>84697653
>C

>>84697079

I thought I dreamed up this entire show, I vaguely remember it in my childhood when my neighbor gave us a huge box of their kid's VHS tapes.

>>84698768
Chris makes more of an effort to clarify his confusing panel layouts than Aaron Diaz

>>84698374
Fuck damn, did Chris draw that in the thought bubble?

Maybe he's doing this all wrong and should just make his comics For Ants sized

>>84697653
>camel toe so you know she's a TRUE AND HONEST FEMALE

every time

CWCKI'S BACK UP

OP GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE

>>84706295
One of his sweethearts (I think it was Ivy) drew that for him.

Keep in mind, that's how he thinks he draws so to him, it's seamless.

>>84699125
>Christian's wildly idealized caricature

I'd love to see an updated one now that he's a woman

>>84701212
I'd imagine his parents might've kept him on a tighter leash if he'd been born a girl. She'd have been perceived as less of a creepy threat if she developed a crush on someone. The game store might've had slightly more patience for a smelly rude girl than a smelly rude man.

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>>84699783
and we continue!

>>84706956
HYPE
Y
P
E P Y H

This is the issue I've wanted to get to for the whole run

>>84706713
>Chris would have had a tomboy saga instead of tomgirl

I can't decide which would be more disgusting. Oh, wait-

>Chris as a woman refusing to properly use feminine hygiene products on top of not wearing diapers for his incontinence

Nevermind, he would be ten times as disgusting, easily.

>>84707160
>This warning for kids
>Even though he already showed hedgehogs fucking

Oh, you clueless shit
Can't make this shit up

>>84706996
>the pure heterosexual blood program for eugenics
Amazing

>>84698361
Somewhere there's an alternate universe where Chris is a well adjusted human being with a well off job.

>>84698877
what the hell is a Punislav? a CWC-verse russian?

>>84707333
>I have fangs for my eye-teeth

Did we ever figure out what he meant by this?

>>84707456
This whole battle of Chris versus his lewd gay stripper analogue is so fucking Freudian my penis accidentally my mom.

>>84707522
>this fucking page

>>84707579
THOSE FUCKING FEET

GOD DAMN

>>84707599
This issue is the masterpiece of a millenium. It crosses formats and mediums with wild abandon and symphonic scope. This page is like nothing else.

>>84707670
>>84707684
beautiful

>>84707732
>over 100 people dead
>literally all because Chris and co played rock music at them
>Chris murdered over 100 people
>Chris did the CWCville equivalent of 9/11

>>84707625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8ncvRauCHE

>>84707843
Chris cheating on his future waifu there.