Pic limit tried to keep me out. But I'm not giving up that easy. I'm going to drown in all this autism and I'm taking you all with me. Time to continued out Sonichu storytime.
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>>84687686
That fucking weenie finger.
>>84687790
>>84687686
Dat incest.
>>84687829
>>84687434
I want someone to start making Thog edits of Sonichu.
>>84687133
I hate it when he throws in weirdly self- decrepitating bits like that "A safari?" bit. It's weirdly amusing, but it breaks the lore because it implies Chris is capable of admitting any faults.
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>>84687880
>Implying he's self aware enough to know when he's being self aware.
Now /co/, what was your favorite CWC saga?
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>>84687988
Pickle Guy.
>>84687686
>Using his sister for sexual distraction
Chris for president 2016
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>>84688105
That iconic suck panel.
>>84688158
>GalactusHungers.jpeg.
>>84688105
>All that is down is only the floor.
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>>84688105
The oversized drinking straw of fail
Pay attention newfags, we are seeing a classic tonight
>>84687861
>My autism shields me from your psychic attacks
>>84687883
Has anyone drawn decent artwork of this dude?
>>84688041
The Stig!
>>84688278
>writing "slow-motion"
>in a fucking comic book which is already comprised of still images
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>>84688321
In the issue where he shows all the other sonichu's he calls it a "live action anime."
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>>84688412
For a overpowered mary sue, Chris really sucks in his own comic
He can't even do power fantasy right
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>>84688576
He's into sub, so it might still be his fantasy, just a different one.
>>84688624
>>84688105
Who is Mary Lee Walsh? Sounds like way too specific of a name to be one of Chris' OCs
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>>84688330
>Vector Sigma
I heard that expression in another comic before, where it is from?
>>84688454
what's wrong with this page?
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>>84688673
Dean of the college he use to go to. He kept putting posters around the campus asking for boyfriend free girls who aren't black and don't smoke to call him so they can date. The dean kept getting complaints so she told him to stop. He refused. Then she tore all the posters and he threw a fit.
>>84688673
CWCki is down, for the minute let's just say she was someone who told Chris to fuck off from doing his "love quest" shit in a public space, and as a result started a long-lasting vendetta that allegedly also included him trying to Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha her in person(?)
>>84688673
the dean of pvcc. chris didn't like it when she tore up the attraction signs that he made, so he put her in his comic as an evil witch, then drew her fingering herself.
>>84688673
The wiki is down, so i can't link. But in short, is the name of a psychologist who told Chris to get his shit together
>>84688676
>"I have nothing but contempt for this court!"
OK, where is he stealing these from, because there's no way he's coming up with these himself.
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>>84688834
I want to hear the dialog delivered by Alec Guiness and Mark Hamill. "MySpace.com" indeed.
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>>84688817
Sorry, i meant School Dean
His psychologis was another person he hated
>>84688951
Sorry guys, CWCi is down and I can't get more images.
why does this remind me of Sailor Moon?
>>84688995
A lot of early Chris's influence is anime.
>>84688995
There's a reason for that. Chris met a girl he liked named Meg at the local hobby shop. She was really into Sailor Moon so he tried to win her over with it.
>>84688995
Everything that Chris Know/Creates/Live comes from cartoons and old tv shows
>>84687829
You can't get 301 in ten pin bowling.
You can get 450 in five pin, but that's not popular except in some areas.
>>84688680
Vector Sigma was a place in Transformers, I think. If I remember correctly, it was (or contained things that were) preserved by Alpha Trion.
>>84688834
what's next?
Bumping for more
>>84691603
OP isn't continuing until either the CWCki comes back up or someone has a working backup of the rest of the comic
>>84687988
Liquid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_mlyEtzax8
>>84691641
Dammit, let's hope the thread survives until then
>>84688676
>I have nothing but contempt for this court!
Chris-Chan is a sovereign citizen.
>>84687686
What's fascinating to me is, Chris Chan's work never improves. He never makes any effort to change how he draws, it seems he puts minimal effort into it anyway. It stays at the same level of quality, forever. It's like a plateau of shit.
>>84688828
Transformers movie apparently
>>84688068
Wait, was he exiled from CWCville, the town he ostensibly founded and was currently the mayor of?
>>846878
>"I'm not retarded! If I were retarded, this ray would work on me. Which it doesn't. So I'm normal, like everybody else!"
Good or bad, if a guy writes enough fiction he starts to show you all of his hang-ups
>>84692808
Samefag: I say this, and neglect to quote the post properly. I have failed this city.
Anyway, meant this: >>84687861
>>84688624
Oh wow, I just realized Get-Tar is supposed to be Target. This whole arc is basically about him creeping on women in McDonalds and Wal-mart and getting kicked out and moving to Target.
I just love how this comic offers us a window into CWC's sad, bizarre, life.
>>84691662
>no tian, no topher
everytime
>>84688828
When he was fighting the mecha jerkops he very blatantly ripped off the black knight scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Like fucking verbatim.
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>>84688817
He also thinks she's at the head of a state-wide conspiracy, involving the security staff of every store Chris frequents, for the sole purpose of cockblocking him.
Because naturally everyone who gets in the way of Chris' quest for pussy is in cahoots.
>>84693043
All the "regions" (a concept lifted from Pokemon, I guess) in Chris-chan's world seem to be based on stores he went, that would explain the "being thrown out of regions" >>84688068
Crap, wiki is still down
Sonichu Cinematic Universe when?
>>84694323
IN A WORLD...
>>84694404
...WHERE JERKOPS OPPRESS THE SWEETWEARTLESS AND PLAY "KICK THE AUTIST"...
>>84694523
...ONE MANCHILDWILL STAND UP...AND ZAP TO THE EXTREME...
>>84694523
...ONE MAN AND ONE ELECTRIC-HEDGEHOG POKEMON...
>>84694610
*Record scratch sfx*
So, is Rosechu's Story kill? It hasn't been updated since may.
>>84688970
and it continues
>>84696568
Is this the furry edition?
>>84696713
>I had this dream that I was seeing my father with long hair in the mirror
H-how did he know?
>>84696806
>>84696815
>The opposite of Chris
>Open about his homosexuality
>>84687686
Did Chris-Chan ever realize that Sonichu is retarded and that he wasted his life on it?
What am I doing with my life?
>>84696713
>I had this dream that i was seeing my father with long hair
A U T I S M M A G I C
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>>84697065
The sad part is: Even someone like Chris can creat a joke believable enough to be in a Family Guy episode
>>84696961
Okay now draw ScotPalazzo. I don't think that guy has any art at all.
>>84696713
>Chris predicted his future as a tranny
>>84697088
>Chris predicted his future as a fatass
WHAT IS GOING ON
>>84697203
No, you can't just show the panties of your character in a kids comic. You also had to draw fucking a camel-toe in her
>>84696713
>Wild Sonichu used GROWTH!
>>84697244
Chris is a classy individual.
>>84696725
>NO! THIS IS THE WORST... SHE MADE IT ABOUT AS HARD AS CHRIS'S DREAM COMING TRUE!
Sonichu set to ROAST
>>84697127
Wasn't this directly stolen from a Family Guy episode?
>>84697296
Is hard being the son of a virgin dad
>>84697297
>those cow tools
>>84697313
No, please don't, Anon.
You don't know what you will unleash.
>>84697239
>4 cent garbage magazine
Err, what?
Chris-Chan can't be fucking real.... I'm convinced that he has to be both the greatest actor and troll known to man....
>>84697307
No, in fact he even contacted Seth in some moment in his live (with feedback).
Unfortunately, Chris is one the few people in the world who remember the Filmation Ghostbusters Cartoon
>>84697371
Jesus CHRIST, why?
>>84697313
Chris don't waited more than 8 issues to make a beach episode
>tfw you kinda look like Chris
It keeps me up at night...
>>84688105
The infamous Straw Panel actually serves a purpose - the Chekhovian purpose that every single thing in a work of fiction should have - not just Chekhov's Guns but setting the scene, influencing the reader's mood, furthering the plot or, in this case, making a point. In this case, the point is that Chris is innocently minding his own business and if anyone were to come in and accuse him of doing anything wrong, they'd be a Big Mean JERK who should be Kicked in the Sourdough Area.
>>84697355
His 4chan expy.
>>84697400
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>>84697409
I refuse to believe this is anything but a parody
>>84697355
>He don't remenber when 4chan was printed media
Newfag, i have the first issue autographed by Moot
>>84697359
Is Rosechu licking Sonichu... vagina?
>>84697462
>moot
who?
>>84697359
>Come on, Big man, defy your gravity!
I don't even...I can't..
>>84697501
>3 pages of porn he probably fapped to
>suddenly blackface obama
This issue is too good to be true
>>84697499
I thought he was retarded before, but not recognizing Magic? Come on.
>>84697530
That...that's actually almost inspired in a weird post-ironic sort of way.
>>84697544
And then this happens and you realize there wasn't any sarcasm or irony.
New thread?
>>84694323
I'd watch a horror movie based on Chris.The tagline should be "Don't call anybody."
>>84697564
Bump limit reached
New thread here:
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>>84697507
>4chan is hell
>Mods are drunk incompetent fucks
>Lame self-comedy
>Racist cartoons
>/b/
Sometimes even Chris can shine
>>84697534
>Chris created the meme DELETE IT
>>84697371
No fucking way.
>>84696590
>BendisDialogue.jpeg
>>84696624
Even his fucking dog is saying he should chill on the toys.
>>84697297
>4Chan leaf.
Fuck, he's coming for us.
>>84697355
It's us. We are the garbage.
>>84697490
Never mind, it's a moot point.
>>84696655
That's actually his dead dog
>>84696725
>She made it about as hard as Chris's
NOOOOO
>dream coming true!
phew.
>>84696209
you can tell when he started to get influenced by yugioh
>>84696667
damn, that dog got fucking old
>>84696633
What if this is actually what happens and Chris Chan is the only one of us who's fully unlocked the secrets of Hypercrisis?
>>84697459
I've never read more than the first issue of Sonichu, and this fucking page following the ones where he explains and depicts sonichu sex followed by rosechu camwhoring in her bathroom is fucking wonderful