With all these storytimes, I think we should all take a moment

Yus plex

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>>84644629
Remember the copyright! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGP0dZiAV-A

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>>84644779
So Rosechu was created from a male Riachu. Does this mean Sonichu is gay and Rosechu is a trap?

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>>84644921

Don't

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>>84644954
Fuck you, I can do whatever I want and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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THE MADMAN

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>>84645033
Who wins in a fight Chris Chan or Superman?

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>>84645000
This profile page makes me sad.

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>>84645092
Best game ever?

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>>84645000
Do you realize. Do. You. Realize something, let me tell you.
If the Health Department of Greene County, sees those videos, that you put on the damn Internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it?

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>>84645110
It gets worse. I'm pretty sure at one point in the series he legit puts his phone number in the comic.
>>84645130
A'HM WORKEN OHN IT!

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>mfw Chris will lose Barb soon

What will the Saga be called after she's gone?

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>>84645279
Hopefully not, I'm still waiting on my next issue he promised!

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>>84645279
Punished Chris

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>>84645339
I'm in favor of "Endgame Saga". It seems like all of Chris's life has been leading up to one big dreaded climax, ending with his own demise.

>>84645447
>I am now, thanks to you and your son.

You won't be fore long if Chris doesn't get you that drug money.

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>>84645600
>He just vanishes for three years.
>Everyone thinks he killed himself.
>Comes out with new comic
>Inspired by losing everyone Sonichu is suddenly super grim and edge faggy.

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>>84645732

What's the next story?

>>84644612
is chris chan ever going to finish this?

That's it?

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>>84646050
Not anytime soon. He's busy making videos for retards who are dumb enough to pay 50 bucks for them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fof0BM28TUY&feature

I guess the prostituting thing didn't work out. Go figure, right?

>>84644710
>Chris excitedly reading the comic.
I miss when he was still enthusiastic and eager about Sonichu.

These days he doesn't even want to make medallions or amiibos.

Until today I've only seen a page or 2 if sonichu and knew nothing of Chris chandler.. I was happier that way.

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>>84646204
Get out while you can. I avoided threads about him for years until I finally caved and checked out what all the fuss was about by reading some of his wiki.

It's like watching a train filled with Pokemon, Sonic, and Lego merchandise crash into the set of Jerry Springer in slow motion. One look and you're hooked.

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>>84646177
Well, he can't. His Esty shop got shoah'd because he wasn't actually producing anything and people were getting screwed out of their money.

I don't feel bad for them, though. I mean christ, you willingly gave Chris money. You knew what you were getting into. However, I am glad that particular avenue of free money was cut off from him. Too bad he's at it again with the e-begging and this >>84646159 nonsense.

I want this "give Chris money for teh lulz xDD" meme to die. The small amount of content it creates is hardly worth the hundreds of dollars that get wasted on Legos and waifu pillows.

Hello everybody here's another paid request. Their words not mine, it's uh a little piece of literature this person liked. Alright so, I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking exceptional but I don’t care, I’m beautiful, hmm. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rolary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG one fourteen Hellfire missiles on my body. And from now on I want you guys to call me Apache and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privileges. Thank you for being so understanding. Wow that's crazy that's just I feel like it's weird. Pffft. Whatever. Alright, well there you go. Paid request. Have a good day.

>>84644802
Well she DOES have a pickle.

>>84644944
>chris-chan sonichu
Where were we when chris chan predicted greninjash?

>>84645279
Model magic sunset saga

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>>84646704
it almost makes me think gamefreak reads sonichu for ideas

>>84644779
If Sonic and Pikachu fused, Sonic don't exist anymore? His friends don't miss him? Who will fight Eggman?

>>84646925
Sonic will. No really, he shows up.

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>>84646925
they didn't fuse, they literally bumped against each other and the Pikachu was transformed. But this raises a question, has anyone merged in this comic? the way how chris-chan would drawn that unnerves me especially if he has watched SU or browsed deviantart.

>>84647324
Chris fused with Sonichu once, this comic steal all the Deus Ex Machina's from Dragonball, which are already too many

>>84645750
When is this game coming out?

>>84645403
What happens next?

>>84645279
She stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back.

>>84647246
>>84645265
chris chan confirmed valor/mystic fag

>>84645130
It's so weird to read the CWCipedia entry on Bob, where he was an engaged college student, a veteran, and an accomplished engineer, who decided halfway through his life to abandon his family for an awful woman and the two of them would make Chris, who would go onto the internet and just make Bob's life a fucking nightmare he had no context for.

>>84648298
The Mel Gibson effect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMuxT1ZRZ3s

>>84645520
One of the weird things about Chris' comics as a window into his psyche is how close he drifts to genuine self awareness. Like the cop tells him he's a pathetic whiner and he's soliciting, it's like Chris recognizes he's in the wrong and comes close to admitting that, only he portrays mall security as part of some fascist organization hellbent on victimizing him specifically.

Or else Chris is just parroting what he was told he was being charged with, but still thinks he isn't beholden to the laws. Like if he saw a guy who didn't have autism being busted for the same thing, would he have admitted he was in the wrong?

A shame we'll never find out since Chris apparently never leaves the house anymore.

>>84648298
It's a damn shame he died in that shithole of a relationship/household.

>>84648298
Just goes to show that you can be a slimy bastard even when you're also well motivated and book-smart.

>>84648637
No it's not. He was a stupid asshole that ruined his relationships with all his children except for the one who is literally too retarded to know better. He sabotaged the future of that one by teaching him to be lazy and entitled. You're fucked up if you waste any sympathy or pity on such trash.

>>84644902
How the fuck do you even pronounce that jack spicer reject's name!?

>>84648921
According to the CWCki it's like "nate-sirk"

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>>84644902
>cherry cola

>>84648865
I think most of the pity/sympathy over Bob was for Chris.

>>84649018
>not orange fanta

>>84648865
Besides his weird homophobia/racism, and old fashioned views on mental health, the videos of him interacting with Chris makes me depressed. Especially the christmas one.

I think he realized that he did spoil Chris too much when he was growing up, and it looked like he may have wanted Chris to have a happy childhood not knowing the ramifications of it what he did. By the time he realized Chris was a loser, he believed it was too late to change that.

I'll admit, I haven't read up about how badly he fucked up his children with his other marriages, but thinking about the situation he died in, and the entire story surrounding their family makes me sad.

So...we gonna do the next issue?

https://youtu.be/0hA5mrsK2ZQ

>>84648595
>how close he drifts to genuine self awareness
>does a story where his blood is used to make a gay vaccine
No one told him that would suggest his blood already contains "gay" or how vaccines work I suppose.

>>84644954
Call

>>84650121
ANYBODY

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>>84645685
>Fuzzy-wuzzys get you hugs; prickly-wicklies get you slugs!

>>84644612
I wonder why some art fag has taken the time to do a professional version of this comic.

>>84650374
Because it's copyrighted, anon >>84644710
Jokes aside, there is this http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/

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No joke you guys I've been considering pulling a Yusuke Murata and redrawing shitty comics like these with super stylized fight scenes. I have a feeling it will be the only way stuff like this and tails got trolled could plausibly continue. Do you know how I could get in contact with some of these authors. This is something I've thought a bout for a long time.

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>>84650729
Someone already did a redraw of the first few issues of Sonichu. As to getting in contact with Chris he openly posts his contact information online all the time (his home address is public knowledge and he's posted his personal cell-phone number as recently as last week) but he's not going to work with you.

>>84650921
Amazing. Wait, is that a pickle in his belt buckle?

>>84644802
But it says "girl raichu"

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>>84650921
Then I'll probably do tails got trolled then.

>>84646159
>>84646386

right now he's begging for money so he can pay to keep his mom healthy but we all know the real reason

>>84651204
>Succubus (male)

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>>84649018
It's all Bill's fault.

>>84649304
there is almost nothing on his other family besides the fact that he seems to have ruined his relationship with his daughter and was trying to fix it and what their occupations are

>>84650729
>>84651210
>asking for permission
>not just doing a redraw and starting an amazing new saga when Chris inevitably freaks out over it

>>84651583
There's a running(?) comic on Tumblr starring Rosechu that's basically the Sonichu story from her perspective with Chris and Liquid Chris as supporting characters. Chris either hasn't seen it/heard of it or no longer cares to engage people doing spinoffs of his work.

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Hey guys, OP here. Sorry, I had to do some shit. Who's up for the next issue?

How much would it cost for Chris to start Sonichu comics again? Because I'm sure someone would pay for that i wouldn't though

>>84651772
>cherry cola
Keep the autism train going OP

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>>84651843
It's even more retarded then you'd think.

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>>84651878

>>84651772
Does he not understand we read left-to-right?

>Unfortunately, Sonic... yes!
>Is that supposed to be your clone?
>No, cherry cola!
>Chemical "X"?

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>>84651901

>>84651772
So, he can already turn into his super furry form? when does he get that?

>>84651868
>cherry cola again
dammit

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When will he sue WWE?

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>>84651915
>>84651910
He's always inconsistent with whether to right it right to left or left to right.

>>84650729
Do a DC crossover, where CWCville starts invading DC Earth and turning things into autistic CWC Sonic recolors, and the heroes have to stop ruthless dictator Christian Chandler and his army of brainwashed Hedgehogs. Bonus points if the comic is completely serious and played as another "Crisis" event.

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>>84651948
>>84651932
No, that's Sanic.

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>>84652222
>It aint gonna suck itself.

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>>84652232
>>84651970
Would that mean Chris Chan's autism is the Gentry?

>TFW Ultra Comics was trying to make us autistic.

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>>84652336
Yeah, sure, that's the dumbest.

>>84648595
this is what always catches my eye about his fine work
Sadly, I can relate to many things, and how I sometimes realise I was wrong after a while. It really makes me wonder if I'm not commiting some serious fault of judgement that I'm too proud to admit, and if by being selfish or by lack of self-awareness my life decisions are harming others

After all, I constantly see other people's wrongdoings and wonder, how do they not realise they are fucking up? When will that misjudgement happen to me too?

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>>84652347

>>84651837
>give chris money to do a thing
>chris doesn't do that thing and instead buys legos and other smelly niknaks
>continues to beg for money

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>>84652499
Hello vore fags.

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>>84652739

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>>84652790

>>84648298

Consider Chris Bob's karma for abandoning his family. Not to mention Bob and Barb were responsible for Chris' upbringing. resulting in the human trainwreck Chris became

So Bob basically brought it all upon himself

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>>84648298
I've never heard it phrased so succinctly and incisively before
Ty, anon

>>84652865
>Consider Chris Bob's karma for abandoning his family.
Explain?

where's that one comic Chris made of Sonichu and Rosechu having sex, and having the camera view from Sonichu's urethra?

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>>84651970
>Infinite CWCrisis

>>84645413
>>84645432
I remember making self-indulgent comics about fights with authority figures in my life. The difference between CWC and me, though, is that I was 10.

>>84648921
It's just Chris's name backwards, I don't think he ever said it aloud.

>>84652966
Bob had a family before meeting Barb and considering his daughter seemed to have hated him it's safe to assume Bob a shit

>>84651837
Chris is never going to produce content other than his shitty vlogs ever again. Once he discovered that people will send him money just for e-begging, that was it. He's going to play video games and check his e-mail when he's bored with video games, and weens will send him money just to get more "content" out of him.

Earlier in this thread someone posted copypasta of some guy who sexually identifies as a helicopter. Someone paid Chris to read it, and he uploaded it to youtube with only brief asides about how the passage doesn't reflect his personal opinions. This is his gig now. He isn't even modifying amiibos or whatever anymore, just sits back and begs for money and only offers shitty little vlogs because that's how lazy he is.

My stool has been coming out red for the past couple of months. In the past its not something I've worried about because its been very minor, so I thought it was just from color dye or something, but now its getting worse and is much stronger in color. Should I go to a doctor or is this something I can fix by managing my diet?

>>84655656
Too much cherry cola. go to a FUCKING DOCTOR HOLY SHIT. Don't fuck around with red shit!

>>84652484
>Eggman, you sure lack in imagination

Projection, much?

I just read the entirety of Rosechu's Story, and it physically hurts. Nothing that comes out of Sonichu should be this enjoyable.

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>>84652295
>Heartsweet

>>84648595
>Chris apparently never leaves the house anymore.


After all the trolling he's taken online, it's not hard to see why he would be that paranoid

>>84650921

Chris may be a human trainwreck, but I still find that "I will. Thank you, Father!" bit strangely endearing for some reason.

>>84656901
I find it creepy. He treats his creations as though they're real, and have real needs and wants.

>>84656467
Rosechu's story is great.

Chris plays an incredible valuable role in society, at least to me. He's an anti-role model, a grim reminder of what I could be. I see bits of myself in him, making up stories and characters, obsessing over details; heck, I had my own Pokemon ripoff I made as a kid. Chris is a warning not to spend to much time locked up in my own head writing, or wasting time on videogames or, uh, 4chan, but to keep at my studies, take a walk, and meet people. Chris has improved my life, by reminding me that I need to actively improve my life.

>>84645306
>this page: chris meets sonichu

>>84645324
>next page: sonichu is calling chris father

>>84645732
>>84645750
I would play a sonichu pokemon rom hack.

>>84645324
>But, wow, all this fantastic creativity, and you still are girlfriend-free?!

I know Chris genuinely means it but it's really hard to read this line as anything but ironic. You could slap it into pretty much any comedy and it would work fine.

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>>84652336
>black metal combat

>>84657252
Chris is the height of escapism. And a good lesson of what can happen when poor parenting is mixed with a mental illness.

We took fun of him for how long? His disorders are transparent as glass at this point. His fear, insecurity and obsession with his own sexuality. His artificial ego, constructed to cover his low self-esteem. His need to attention on the internet, which draws his sense of abandonment.

And of course, his magical world. Where the fictional characters who raised him live and love him, where the people who are mean or dissagre with him are punished. Where he is a pop star, a sex bachelor and a genius.

>>84651749
Chris is in a pretty bad spot right now where he has learned he can beg for money and get it as a "donation".

Atleast he was working before and I got my Rosechu medallion before he started being this lazy.

>>84655656
There's some gastrointestinal diseases that only manifest when you're older. You should get yourself checked out.

>>84657704
Is there a video to this gif?

>>84657937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m-L64-IZ7Q

>>84644885
>I am the mayor

I sense corruption

>>84657997
Thank you, kind anon.

>>84644921
>power: grass

>>84658033
Wait till you find out about the psychic in his employ who monitors everyone's thoughts to make sure no one is gay.

>>84657997
Are there six people in this classroom?

>>84645063
a heart made out of hearts

it's like pottery

>>84645376
>Vamprosa
>friendship evolution at an extremely specific time of the day
Trash. No looking back.

>>84653990
>Implying begging is bad
He's making money off of his notoriety and persona. If he was smarter and just intelligent enough to make total bank off it he'd be set for life by now.

>>84645403
Giving him the name Black Sonichu was perfect.

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>>84645482

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>Be me a few years ago
>Discover Chris Chan
>GOOD FUCKING LORD
>Get caught up in all this crazy bastards anticts and comics
>Read more into him
>Think this motherfuckers crazy
>Find out how crazy hs parents were
>See him in Tomboy Saga
>Good lord this is depressing
What was once funn and games became the most depressing thing I've seen in years
>Start wondering how long this man has left before his mother dies
My belief will be that once his mom dies he will take the car fill it up with shit and make one last donation video as he then has to make a country side journey all the way to his half sibling.
Whether or not they take him in is under them
>Realize if that happens they will make Chris work and force him to get a job and demand him to clean up his act or he could go live with the Crack addicts in a alley way
>Now hoping that this happens so we can see the greatest charactr change in mankind
>Mankind that word should have new meaning today
> We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today Sonichu fans declared in one vwoice, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!"

https://youtu.be/vH5CbMyio9U

Do you guys think Barb will see the end of the year?

https://youtu.be/gMMl48jUgyc

>>84658102
I wept when I realized it was the MtG color wheel, perverted and corrupted.

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>>84646262
Good god this is depressing

>>84658639
How old is she now?
https://youtu.be/AIoz53PVnDQ

>>84658639
Yes
Chris didn't need to buy medication for his mom in that video.
IT WASNT A 100 DOLLARS
THE FAT ASS BOUGHT TRANSFORMERS TOYS WHEN HE GOT THE MONEY
I expect at least a few more years
By then she will need meds but Chris will be the boy who cried wolf by then

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>>84649076
I remember the old cherry cola logo being black and red as a kid.

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>>84651358
Fucking bill

>>84658710
>>84658639
>previous house burns down
>still hoard pets and random shit
Barb needed to die instead of Bob

>>84658716
From his recently logs she cannot even walk out of her chair or buy groceries for herself. Almost all her meals are just microwave meals or order-outs.

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>>84658780
>LIEUTENANT DAN

>>84658716
Apparently Chirs blamed his brother for being "literally burning money" as a failed critic and not helping his mom.

In Ben Garrison style

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>>84658931
Forgot the image, sorry

Everything related to Chris is so damn depressing. He's a mentally challenged kid barely raised by an alcoholic and a neglectful mother who has needed serious professional help since before the internet ruined his life. Now he's in a position where he will never stop being laughed at and made fun of on a grand scale. I like to laugh as much as the next guy but holy shit he'll probably commit suicide by the time he gets old.

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>>84659128
He's a Christian that belives if you KYS u go to hell. He can't and if he did hed probably fuck it up. No wonder he looks so depressed. He has to ride the broken down train of life and he is not allowed off.
https://youtu.be/gVEDnyDMHHQ?t=187

>>84658990
>property of carnegie hall
>this rug
Wut

>>84658990
Where's the guy wearing the "Caring but Downtrodden Tomgirls" shirt and the crying Statue of Liberty?

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>>84646262
>the video that plays after that one is the one about Kasey's father calling him

I really can't take this right now, literally get second hand embarrassment from some of the stupid shit he does

>>84659614
The father call is absolutely vicious. I was really surprised that he wasn't actually real. I love it so much, they tear him apart. A pity it had no effect.

>>84659244
I don't think being a christian has stopped him from doing a lot of things

like his blow-up doll

>>84651878
Fucking worst scientist ever

>>84659833
There's something hilarious about a scientist ruining a sample and just saying "fuck it, who cares." Really, it only took one panel. I bet he barely looked up from his lunch at the result.

>>84657154
Speaking of, it doesn't look like the author's been on their blog at all for almost a month. Is this normal?

>>84659833
Funny thing is. That scientist would later become a doctor and ended up killing one the Electric Hedgehogs that come into the comic later.

>>84656467
>>84657154
I just read it too. What the fuck? The level of quality actually makes me feel uncomfortable, like it's not right.

I know the author isn't a real fan, since they make fun of CWC all the time in the story. So why hold the Sonichu characters to such reverence? Of all the things to pull a "take a shitty thing and do it right" treatment on, why Sonichu?

Now that Pokémon Go is out, I'm counting the days until he wanders into traffic, or gets picked up by the cops for repeat trespassing.

Is there anything to suggest he has a phone that can run it?

>>84660083
I'd argue the making fun and all the little reference show they are a real fan, really. Unless you mean NON-IRONIC fan, in which case I can't say I believe any exist.

But yeah, I've added it to my webcomic feed. The characterization is weirdly great, I can't wait to see where it goes.

>>84660217
>Is there anything to suggest he has a phone that can run it?
If not, some idiot will probably end up sending him one.
Then CWC will proclaim he won't pick one of the three teams and will create his own.

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>>84659803
>A pity it had no effect

After years of following CWC I can surely say that he does not want to change for the better out of sheer stubbornness and laziness. I honestly don't think I've seen a sadder existence of a human being in my life nor will I ever see one again. There isn't gonna be a happy life changing arc coming soon for him, this is gonna end dark and sad once his mom dies, with that he will either get moved into some sort of mental hospital or looney homes, or just continue doing his stupid shit and realize he needs to pay the house until he ends up dying in the streets.

On that day I'll be sad, but also glad to see such a life finally come to an end and get the peace it finally needed

>>84660607
I just realized, the only people who would be at his funeral would be his brother (and that's a maybe), and people from the internet. How odd.

>>84660797
I would honestly think that with how connected everyone is in social media and how some people get together to mourn the death of someone who used to go to school with him or something (at least from my Facebook experience, it usually only takes one person to post something like that to get the whole town talking) and maybe he would get some extra people in his funeral.

The worst part is that they would probably just pity him as that "poor autistic kid" rather than the shit he was, and that's IF anyone actually goes to his funeral

>>84660797
If we even know he died. I can easily see CWC vanishing and dying out of nowhere, and we wouldn't realize it until he's in the ground or baked into dust.

>>84660607
Better get one of those medallions while you can. Those qualify as Outsider Art.

>>84660938
I mean we would have probably started guessing that once he gets away from his social media or vlogs after about a month or so. 4chans determination to figure out stuff usually produces quick results, especially if it's for CWC
>>84661003
>Chris making anything anymore
We will have to rely on people selling their own copies

>>84658990
Yeah, fuck him for not moving himself and his wife into public housing so you can afford to buy more Lego sets.

>>84646296
Its too late. I already read his wiki and alot if it is hard to believe. It can't be real...

>>84658990
Wait, isn´t Carnegie hall a concert hall? How does Cole live in a concert hall?
But yeah, as the first commenter under Chris rant said, Cole doesn´t owe him shit.

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>>84645721

>>84658102
*SETH ROGER LAUGH*

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>>84658690
Oh shit, you're right.
I actually had to double check the pie to check if he got it in the right order too.

>>84645732
Yeah, I'm a sexually frustrated guy who never had any close relation with a woman and reading this makes me worried and doubtful.

>>84658931
I have heard he's a pretty shitty movie critic. Friend told me he completely missed the point of Sicario.

>>84660217
He already made a facebook post stating he isn't interested in playing it.

>>84651915
I like how he rips dialogue straight from the Pokemon movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDMWQBn_cA8&

Daily remember

>>84645279
Buffalo Barb - he's already halfway through becoming her

Reminder that Barbara Chandler used to have a parasitic mite infestation in and around her anal region.

>>84658931
>>84658990
Don't forget this.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Super_Smash_Bros._Videos#Family_Needs_to_appreciate_Family

>#JosephColeSmithey, #DrDavidAlanChandler, and #CarolSuzanneChandler; This Message for you three. You all have obviously forgotten about your family that y'all should be caring about as well, aside from your own local married families. Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father. There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us. And Cole, OUR Mother is Still Alive; I REALLY want you to make amends and get close, once again, to her before Her time runs out. And as the one sibling that brings you three, Cole, Alan and Carol in connection together as Family; I want us all to reconnect as family. The distance Really bothers me and I have been feeling ill against y'all for not including me and our mother/stepmother to two of you.
>Appreciate Your Families While There is still time.

Translation: come take care of my decrepit mother for me so I have more time to chase pussy and vandalize Gamestop.

>>84659827
Pretty much. Just like the law, politics, and literally everything else, Chris only cares about the parts of Christianity that benefit him.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_religion

>>84644902
>blachu
gesundheit

Is there a figure in human history more documented then Chris?

>>84664813
Dozens.

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>>84662799
Shame
That could've been the only way he could've lost some weight, and made friends.

>>84645063
Chris.
It's his world, we're just living in it.

>>84659128
I'm waiting for him to either be institutionalized, or off himself after Barb dies.

It's like a novel in real life, everything about his existence is depressing. Especially seeing how cute and happy he looked as a child.

>>84658476
He isn't though, I think to this day he's not entirely cognizant of the fact that all of the people who follow him are laughing at him. He thinks people are impressed by the quality of his character and body of work, not by how shitty a person he is and how laughably terrible everything he's produced is.

Shit, he was sort of monetizing the amiibos (arguably) but he just couldn't keep it up because he wouldn't keep up with the orders.

>>84658833
>microwave meals of order-outs
That's been how they've eaten for years though.

Chris outright admitted after he made those vids where Barb looked sick that he just spent the money he received on toys. Someone called him out on it and he said something like "in my defense, the trolls shouldn't have been poking their noses into my business." Like he didn't deny that he lied for money, just that he didn't think he'd get caught and it was the troll's fault for finding out that he bought Transformers toys instead of the medication Barb purportedly needed.

>>84658990
>Chris refers to himself as a "daughter" and "sister"

>>84664938
We should go back and tell young Chris about his future self.

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>>84665228
I wish.
We can only hope he can get his life back on track.

>>84665228
It doesn't matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQrhp84jDo

>>84665318
AND I JUSS WON

>>84665228
How would you tell the difference?

The worst part is that I suspect Young Chris would be at least partially happy about how his future would go.

>>84652702
>Not using the original gay version

>>84665454
Ok better plan. Stop his parents from meeting.

>>84662488
Don't forget when Toy Story 3 came out, he was initially the only critic in RT to give it a negative review for some bullshit pretentious reason

>>84652702
>Dat bulge

>>84662488
Yeah, he's shit and contrarian for the sake of being contrarian
He gives Toy Story 4 a shit review yeah I know it's not the greatest but listen and then goes around and says Freddy Got Fingered is a masterpiece
His wife does all the work and pays for the majority of everything so Cole can continue to be a shit reviewer
He's a failure like Chris in his own special way

>>84652790
Don't forget, except the part with Rosechu everything is real.

>>84665578
*Toy Story 3*
Sorry

>>84660217
Chris isn't going to play it, that is a given. Anything that requires l actual physical activity and leaving your house is an automatic no to for him. Remember, this is same guy that thought standing up to play guitar hero was exercise.

>>84646296
thats a pretty apt description

>>84650040
>his blood already contains "gay"
kekaroonie

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>>84644902
>Is a spunky girl
my sides

>>84665578
Well at least he does what he likes and he has a wife, it doesn't sound so bad

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>>84660938
>Chris would die and it would take years for anyone to realize because he doesn't talk to anyone and most who have would rather see him go or people would find out a month later because he spends half his time on the internet begging for money and people would notice the absence

>>84645130
Its funny that after all that hubbub, the health department didn't give two shits about their house.

>>84645600
I expect Chris to hang on for a few years before something really bad happens. He still gets that government money every month, and he might even get more since he'll be all alone. Without Barb around he might get rid of all that junk piled up, or he might just let it sit around and rot. Most likely his antics will escalate since he won't have anyone keeping tabs on him and telling him what not to do, not to mention all that money to spend on himself. It could go either way really, into a huge, horrible end to a miserable life, or just more craziness. Or he just might choke on a chicken bone one night and die in obscurity, very likely conclusion too.

I am ashamed because of you, everyone here is a summerfag, who does not care about the true meaning of 4chan.
we exist in order to help people, how can you sleep at night while our beloved artist, the proud trans-woman, the creator of such iconic characters as Sonichu suffers from need, she and her mother has to beg for money on her youtube account (CwcvilleGuardian).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EseLSkb8GTc [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgnpBeSqGqQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INxLFmZhtWg [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuV-HofzOyQ [Embed]

It's all our fault, we let her down.
If you have any empathy, you will donate to her for old times' sake.
Be a man, do the right ting!!!

Please send donations directly to us via PayPal to my email address: [email protected]. Thank you.

like, subscribe and donate pls!!!!Please send donations directly via PayPal to [email protected]. Thank you.

Sonichu amiboos for sale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPKfpPw6jMo
Pure CWC Kino

>>84659128
He will never commit suicide because despite being one of the most pathetic jokes in the universe, Christian has developed a microcosm around himself that prevents him from ever feeling criticism or understanding the depth at which his life is publicized and joked about. To a normal person, if they discovered their life was documented to such a degree as Christian was and treated the same way, they would probably remove themselves utterly from society in a bid for escape. To Christian, it's just a few trolls having their laughs, but the world and his millions of loyal fans are all there to support him, as well as his sonichu characters. It sounds stupid, but it's the truth, Christian is so deep in his own ego and mental issues that he has built a fortress around himself that cannot be pierced no matter how hard it's hit. It's both sad and impressive.

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>>84650537
This is art.

There definitely need to be storytimes of the most famous issues (4 cent garbage, Director Amenities, and probably a couple others).

Director Amenities is probably the closest thing to a great artwork in the current generation of comics.

>Alright, daddy, let's finish him.

TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu cartoon adaptation when?

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>>84650537
when rick and morty make a cameo.

>>84667503
Chris is trying to get SEGA to make an anime and cartoon right now

>>84667503
>implying Spazkid's wasn't TRUE and HONEST

Should I upload the big dick comic? [spoiler/]

>>84667728
DO IT

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1/8

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2/8

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>>84667810
Has Chris ever created an Original character?

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>>84667827
3/8

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>>84667876
4/8

>>84667899
WOAAAHHHH

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>>84667899
5/8

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>>84667935
6/8

>>84667899
Reminder that Chris most likely traced The Duck to create this image

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>>84667954
7/8
God dammit, I accidentally skipped a page

>>84660055
The author's been seriously ill for a while

>>84667965
How could he have traced it? Whenever he sees a dick he just looks away.

>>84668075
It's the sole exception, being the dick Chris has been forced to live with against her will since day one. In Chris' warped attempts to cope with concepts of masculinity, the Duck itself temporarily circled back around to become an object of pride even as all other Ducks were shunned, resulting in valorisations of it such as in this comic.
Even now Chris advertises to "all women, straight, lesbian or bisexual" assuming they might want a piece of that Duck.

>CWCki is down again

>>84668233
Yeah but Chris still wants to lop his cock off to become a woman.

He just can't do so until he's fathered the daughter God told him to have.

Someone needs to get him to read an excerpt from Finnegans Wake

https://youtu.be/8_KAd19UGs0

He looks so defeated

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>>84645324
>"one girlfriend, please"
every fucking time

>>84662206
There used to be apartments above Carnegie Hall, but its been years since the apartments were taken out of use.

People speculate that Chris took the Carnegie Hall address from an old Christmas card that Cole sent them in the early 2000s.

>>84667899
It's so poorly drawn it barely counts as pornography

Someone storytime that other SoniChu Comic, the GOOD one that isn't by CWC.

Rosechu's story or whatever it's called.

>>84669776
This one?
http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/

>>84670036
that's the one.

>>84668449
You want to see defeated?

https://youtu.be/-xm2o4rDrmg?list=PLlkXiZI20orQE8OMg0Uo2lsJhHm7tNNZw

I'd bet money on Chris' mom dying before the end of the year.

>>84670773
I wouldn't. Admittedly their current financial situation can't be doing her any favours, but I have an odd feeling she will just keep existing.

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>>84651868

>>84665844
Not true. We'd know immediately because the obsessive stalkers who record his every action and take stealth photography of his house would notice the first time he failed to go get McDonalds.

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>>84671871
>to see if Chris is still alive you don't need to call the local cops for a welfare check
>all you have to do is ring up the McDonald's and ask if he's been in lately

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>>84664650
>so I have more time to chase pussy and vandalize Gamestop.

Christ, he's not even doing that anymore. All he does is sit on his increasingly fatter ass and play vidya while e-begging for toy money. I wonder if the menopause cream he slathers onto his gut daily has been affecting his sex drive?

>wondering about Chris Chan's sex drive

I've made the right decisions in life.

>>84665606

Honestly I think he totally would if it was pre-tomgirl /sleeping with escorts Chris. With how much that game took off the old Chris would have absolutely used it to try and get pussy.

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>>84645324
>Mayor
>No girlfriend

>>84645403
SHEEEEEEIIIT Black Sonichu be creepin.

>>84652347
>breaking out into song

Even for an autist like Chris Chan, I did not expect this.

>>84668273
Are we talking about bear god or god-god here?