/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Don't forget ta PLACE YA BETS! Do it for her, /sug/!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10413492

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Don't forget

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Do you not mind or like Ruby or Sapphire?

I WILL TALK MY POLITICS IF I WANT

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nth for best gem

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>>83546116
We're back, baby!

Greg's car wash is just how he launders his crystal meth money. He's secretly loaded.

>the Rubies can get back to earth speedily after checking Neptune
What if Lapis seeks out Jasper to poof and bubble her, ready to present to Homeworld should they come knocking again?

I don't think anyone would defend her sadly

What would be the worst ending for the series /sug/?
What would be the best?

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>>83546186
Go to /pol/ then

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>Playing neo vagos
>tfw I realize its page 9
My New Vegas kick I was talking about two threads ago has gotten to the point where my total amount of caps is now 110k. Not to mention getting a suit of Enclave power armor at level 15. Help me.

Welcome to Afternoon /sug/, where we gather round a sacrificial altar, in dire hope to calm the rampant shitposting devil inside of us all to no avail. I'm your host, Bratty PTSD Wife.

Not a whole lot going on right now, but I still have a job to do. I'm positive it'll pick up later when more anons are off work or done napping.

>12 year old trolls an autist in hopes of looking cool, and is promptly schooled on proper baiting etiquette. What he doesn't realize is that he must be at least 18 to post on this site. Www.4chan.com, amirite
>Anon with bad luck wishes he could make it into a newspos- oh hey look at that!
>Anon admits to roleplaying as a 14 year old boy. The /Steven shenanigans/ are strong with this one.
>Pearl gets btfo as they miss Rose's declaration of love to her thanks to a nerds rock tumbler. So bad o sad.
>An insane madman posts the Roll-a-Pearl pic again. You stupid idiot. That's just asking for a ban.
> a classic case of a millennidumb expressing their need to be a special snowflake as they appear to be "demisexual". You mean you'll only fuck someone you love? That's NORMAL. What's a demi anyway?! Demigod? Fuck you mom, I'm a god!
>A small group of anons argue about politics on a cartoons and comics board in a thread about a magical child and his five moms.

Thanks for listening, faithful fans.
Please, stay tuned

>>83546195
His signature is pink crystals.

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>>83546217

>>83546203
Steven would.

Don't imagine for a moment he wouldn't, not when he knows what'd happen to her.

In fact that could be another way he could redeem her, her realizing that he's strong enough to fight off the forces of Homeworld, as his mother did.
And kind enough to do it for an enemy.

>>83546213
Great

>>83546205
Worst: Steven wake up it's time for breakfast

Mom dad listen to the crazy dream I ha-oh hi aunt Pearl are amethyst and garnet here to?

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This is the blue gem

>>83546191
Fusion when?

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>>83546205
Worst: All the gems and Steven die, Earth gets blown up by YD.

Best: Steven and the Gems overthrow YD or befriend her and reform Homeworld.

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>>83546206
Lady of the nose

I wonder, could I make you happier than Rose

>>83546216
I LOVE YOU !!!!

>>83546258
Is it the blue gem?

>>83546217

Screencapped

>>83546258
But then who is the blue pearl?

>>83546297
What was it?

rolling again because i'm still bored

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>>83546258
These are the blue gem's legs.

>>83546216
You should try the DUST mod for NV after you finish your current game.

It's fun.

Maybe

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>>83546216
>MFW I'm in this three times

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Why do you people hate human episodes so much?

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so are they ever gonna tell us when the show is coming back?

I think I hate CN inability to communicate more than their hiatuses, what is so hard about telling us more than a day before a new episodes come out?

>>83546321
THICC
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>>83546310
It was a leaked screencap where Pearl is LION AROUND

>>83546171
I think they're a one note caricature and they need an episode where they're forcefully separated for more than two minutes. The Ruby Squad had more personality combined than CG Ruby.

They need more personality beyond thirst for each other. But no one outside of here cares because they're gay and tiny and cute.

I WANT to like them, but I just can't.

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>>83546206
Please do not do my thing... I like to do it.

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>>83546278
Lady of the Blade
You'd be happier if with Greg you would get laid

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>>83546341
Wow. You're a real anarchist.

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>>83546216
Thanks for the update LLNK

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>>83546305

the best gem

>>83546312
smugpoe again

>>83546216
Rice work sempai.

>>83546350
>5 people had more personality than one person

You don't fucking say

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>>83546378
everyone would be

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>>83546411
Blue Pearl is best

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>>83546378
Best Mother of Steven
You'd best be believin'
You'd be happier if you drank his Semen

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More fanged Gems!

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>>83546216
Man I don't even know if I love New Vegas, it isn't even my favorite game, but that hasn't stopped me from putting 200+ hours into that shit.

>>83546486
I can't believe you guys have managed to make me like Pearl with fangs.

>>83546244
But then Lapis pulls out the emotional manipulation BIG GUNS

>Jasper is a brute! A beast! You saw what she did to me on the beach, she locked me up on the ship, how could you Steven!

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This is Gunnet
Back togetha

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>>83546478
nah, Renegade Pearl is best

also wtf, this card design is terrible

>>83546475
Jasper wouldn't and you can't prove me wrong

>>83546350
Just because you don't like their personality doesn't mean they don't have one. Ruby is awkward and nervous but has a short temper. Sapphire tries to remain calm and above it all but can get madder than even Ruby when pushed to it. She also wears her emotions for ruby on her sleeve.

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>>83546216
Thanks for always doing this Newsman, these threads wouldn't be the same without you.

>>83546517
That's not so much emotional manipulation as it is her actual feelings about the situation and then her lashing out at Steven for trusting the person she hates the most.

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>>83546541
I dont have the patience to find awesome Steven Universe designs for the cards.

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>>83546512
One of us! One of us!

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>>83546343
Same reason normies hate Ronaldo, annoyance.
>>83546350
We know that CG Ruby freaks out a lot and gets nervous easy.
>>83546205
Worst: this >>83546273

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>>83546541
90s Pearl is best

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>>83546350
Like that second anon said they aren't void of a personalty, but i fucking agree they need to be developed, separately.

They aren't bad though like look at Garnet she's in the same spot but no one hates her that much.

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>>83546486
someone help this gem she's being forced to have to grind down her fangs and this causes her a lot of discomfort someone do something for this gem!

>>83546216
haha just visited 4chan.com, what a great thing for an unsuspecting 13-year old to find while looking for this website

ITS HAPPENING

http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/144984724607/new-steven-universe-episodes-this-entire-summer

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>>83546551
Reminder that Ruby is Becky and Sapphire is the BBC

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What's your favourite fusion dance? Yeah, I'm talking to you!

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>>83546596
ok I was just talking about the terrible card text but that one also has a terrible image, wtf literal 0 effort

>>83546344
Well with the Summer of Steven event, they have to give us an announcement soon

What gems would the key players in New Vegas be?

>83546632
>Redirection link
Don't even deserve the fucking (You)

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>>83546625

>>83546244
>jasper fags still delusional
Have fun seeing your waifu for the last time on uncle grandpa.

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Where would Amethyst take Peridot on their first date?

>>83546632
OH FUCK

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>>83546475
Lady of the Sea
You can't fuck him this show's PG
If if he makes your thighs sticky
Who can resist Murdercock?
Not she.

Sorry Lady of the Sea anon, I couldn't help myself.

>>83546632
I'm not even mad. Peri blue berry pie is the best

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How is the design bad?

>>83546632
Fuck you

>>83546642
Sardonxy and rainbow

>>83546632
fuck you
you made me pee

>>83546632
I hate you for doing this but I hate myself more for falling for it

>>83546632
fuck you
you made me pee a lil bit

>>83546632
fuck you
you made me pee a lot

>>83546632
Haha you got me there anon!! :)

>>83546702
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>>83546755

Is this some kind of epic new meme?

>>83546670

Wrestling.

>>83546780
It was so funny
It made me per

Wait, are gems lesbian because they are attracted to same sex, or same gender, or same thing? If tumblr really wanted to shove the message down everybody's throat I don't think this allegory is optimal, because homo is default, so there isn't any big evil boogeyman to blame, yet

skadoosh

>>83546839
The gems all have female forms, so they would have to be lesbian by default.

>>83546839
The gems used "She" pronouns and are heavily lewd towards each other at times so that's why the lesbian joke got labelled on the show.

If there are any Draw friends around, I'd love Pearl playing a Saxophone.

Lil something for inspiration. Please and Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX2EezTHTK4

>>83546839
>tumblr
why do we talk about them more than they talk about themselves?

>>83546839
No its actually the opposite. Different types of gems are basically different genders. So the gem empire enforces oppresive homosexuality while the CGs are hetero freedom fighters

>>83546839
Gems are all lesbians because tumblr

>>83546899
What if it was a masculine gem? Would it be lesbian then? Or are we going to assume the she pronoun means all gems are women for some reason?

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>>83546517
I think you underestimate just how powerful Stevens ability to bat right back without even knowing are.
Steven gets people, including the Gems, in a way none of the Gems do.
>The Crystal Gems didn't want to give you a chance Lapis, I care about you. But I care about them too and if I listened to them now like you're asking me to listen to you now, you'd have never been free of that mirror!

Stevens greatest weapon is his weaponized empathy, he knows what to say to get through to people.

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>>83546839
If I had a dollar every time I used this post by Ian, I'd be rich.

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>>83547010
More Canon Fangs!

>>83546839
They are biologically asexual, to the degree that they don't even reproduce unlike asexual Earth organisms. However, they can fall in love, and since they are all the same, they are socially homo, except for Rose who is a cross species loving deviant.

>>83547044
So what Ian's saying is that Rose is allegorically Gargamel and is actually evil.

>>83547044
So why do people insist on calling them lesbian over gay? Is it because of female pronouns? What if it were two rubies?

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>>83546672

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>>83546327
I plan to after I go for the House ending.
I only have that and the NCR ending left.

I've heard about Dust. It's pretty grimdark from what I hear.
And after having finished stalker: misery as a recon class, I'm aching for something punishing again.

>>83547066

Amethyst looks like a Chain Chomp.

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Is my cluster balanced guys?

>>83547070
I believe she's an evil gem scientist and Pearl is her creation.

>>83547083
It's a joke/meme that got taken too far, but they're not stopping just to see what happens.

Spoiler: people took it seriously.

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>>83547083
No cigar, Ruby (or at least our Ruby) used she as well.

Really the whole lesbian joke isn't even canon it's just that, a joke, because of how attracted and lewd the gems are to each other at times.

>>83547083

Because they default to female appearance, gendered words associated with females are used, because most people are not autistic.

Predict the endgame /sug/

>>83547142
So is sexuality determined by pronoun? I'm not criticizing, just genuinely confused

>people still splitting hairs about the gems being women
>falling for the "genderless space rock" meme

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>>83547168
Garnet spilt up

>>83547176
>So is sexuality determined by pronoun?
Not at all, no. Someone who identifies as a man can be attracted to other men but that man would still be just that, a man. And vice-versa with women.

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>>83547168
lapisxjasper not shown

>>83547185
They are genderless space rocks. Show me any proof otherwise.

Did anyone else get a funny feeling when Lapis crushed the tape recorder?

>>83547168
>Last One out of Beach City
>With no further missions left on earth for the crystal gems to partake in, they head to space to take the fight to Homeworld instead of waiting for another invasion attempt.

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>>83547117
heh

>>83547168
Everyone hugs

>>83547250
And Bob is hiding undernearth the couch being all ew gross.

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>>83546920
Seconding.
But also requesting Sapphire playing Piano or Violin

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>>83547168
ConniexSteven
RubyxSapphire
PearlxGreg
AmethystxPeridotxLapis

>>83547259
So its balanced for a high power monster though?

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>>83547168
You got it.

>>83547236
But gems aren't women, they're asexed. How does it work now?

>>83546216
>An insane madman posts the Roll-a-Pearl pic again. You stupid idiot. That's just asking for a ban.

I wish real news media reported like this.

>A group of Sanders supporters started a riot at a Trump rally again today. When will these retards realise they're making their candidate look like the bad guy?

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>>83546216
thanks for the news, LLNK

>>83547359
Fuck off

>>83546695
The horrible aspect ratio

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>>83547250
>all of that plus offscreen jaspis
This is perfection.
Got my vote

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>>83546350
I don't mind Ruby being one dimensional, since she's clearly more comfortable as Garnet and has remained as Garnet for thousands of years.

I just wish they'd focus more on Garnet's CHARACTER, like what she likes/dislikes, and her flaws, rather than how she's a fusion and how happy she is like that.

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Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

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>>83546216
I finally made it in! And all I had to do was be an ass for a couple of posts!

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I'm not even gonna lie, I just want Jasper redemption so I can see Jasper and Steven do stupid shit together.

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Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

>>83546216
The hell is this?

>>83547534
>>83547582
big brad go home.

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Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

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>>83547574
Don't forget the feels!

>>83547348
I'm so close to the real answer, somebody help me pls

>>83547591

an attempt at another SU thread spam meme.

perla

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Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

>>83547582
holy shit how did I never make the connection
UNIVERSE MAN
UNIVERSE MAN

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>>83547645
Perła?

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>>83547566
I want it in me

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Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

[accordion solo]

>>83547582
Yes please eat up the image count with this stupid shit

>>83547635
>You try you're best.
ruined!

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>>83546216
I feel as if their should be a smooth jazz follow-up to these. like Jazz night in America right after some news on NPR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLXuCbhdRdY

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>>83547677
So does Steven.

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>>83547710
Sail on, brave soul

>>83547083
the rubies are all voiced by Charlyne Yi and probably refer to each other with female pronouns, even though their base forms are somewhat androgynous/male looking.

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>>83546670
A scary movie if she's smart. She isn't, though, so she'd probably take her to a restaurant.
>just put it in a bucket
>I will not require a fork

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>>83547405
Sorry, I just saw the political shitstorm in the last thread. It was just the first example of idiots actively setting back their own cause that came to mind.

Here's a cute Pearl in an attempt to make up for it.

>>83547710
I'll see you all in /trash/

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>>83547710

>>83547712
It's screencaps from the show.
If you want something else to be posted, post/request it, we're not mind readers

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How are we today?

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post bloople

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>>83547635
I love this to bits

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>>83547710

>>83547710
Doing the lords work

>>83546273

An autist friend of mine said this: (Short version)

Bitter ending: Yellow Diamond (Or the villain in turn) is finally defeated and in some way the Gems leave forever the earth, having a tearful goodbye with Steven.

The credits rolls out with the full version of the song.

Some years later.

Steven grows up, he marries Connie and has a family with her, two sons (one son, one daughter or whatever).

The series end with Steven Looking up the camera, a memory of the gems come back to his head, the camera zooms away showing a wide image of beach city and the temple. In a corner of the screen a feeble "Fin" appears. A shadow of comet appears in the beach, finally the screen fade away.

"COOMING UP NEXT... TEEN TITANS GO 2 "

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>>83546206
>>83546371
Love you!

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I just need someone to answer this, then I'll stop. If gems don't have a sex, wouldn't a masculine and feminine pairing be called a straight relationship? Or does it depend on the pronoun?

>>83546670

Pearl reminds me of Q from Street Fighter 3

>>83547582
>>83547534
I now want a Peridot and Yellow Diamond version of Monkey vs Robot.

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>>83547710
Do you even have a life

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>>83547574

>>83547752
>imply Amethyst won't take Peridot to Funland
>implying Too Short to Ride isn't about Steven and Connie spying on their date

It's no surprise that these rocks are so popular with "Tumblr," huh?

>>83547619
ipgd

get out

>>83547083
Because the average viewer will obviously assume they're simply female and nothing on the show itself suggests otherwise.

>>83547591

It's a recap of what happened in the previous /sug/.

>>83547790
Well, if the feminine Gem identified as a woman and the masculine Gem identified as a man, yes.

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Kick the Steven

>>83547830
>jasper is going to be redeemed
Post all the fan art you want
Say it with me
NEVER EVER

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SNNNNNNF

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>>83547710
Calling the MODS

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>>83547902

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>>83547844
Actually i'm still wondering why Tumblr leeched onto the show.
Unless it really was Ruby and Sapphire in jailbreak that caused it.

>>83547716

How the fuck hard is it for these kids to pay even a LITTLE attention in school?!

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>>83547712
As opposed to what? More shipping and fetish crap? Not like anyone actually talks about the show here beyond bitching about it anyway.

>>83547786
has there ever been a TV show spinoff that literally had '2' in the title?

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>>83547775

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>>83547908
Fuck off Hisoka.

>>83547927
No, like, you know, a rock...................

>>83547892
Wow, thanks. I'll spread the word and see if I catch any shit

>>83546216
I just had to redownload New Vegas because I modded it into the ground. Again.
I decided to delete all my mods and start from the ground up

Ok except the RobCo Certified mod which I heavily edited with FNVedit, that stays.
Are you playing vanilla, or are you heavily modded like me?

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>>83547918
Snuggle Gems are OP

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>>83547710
RIP Anon, I knew him well........

>>83547871
Aside from all the episodes that talk about their bodies being illusions

>you come home after a long day
>peridot, lapis, and pearl are each sitting in a corner of the room
>peridot tearing up about missing homeworld and not being able to relate to anyone on earth
>lapis crying softly due to ptsd from the mirror and being jailed, interrogated by homeworld
>pearl sobbing while holding a picture of rose

who do you comfort first /sug/-ers? there is only one right answer

>>83547941
that only happens to people who don't speak another language. English has so many homophones that people just downright don't learn the language from their parents.

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>>83547786
>and in some way the Gems leave forever the earth, having a tearful goodbye with Steven

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>>83547908
well yes, that's what fanart is for, silly.

never ever ;_;

>>83548000
Hang out with Steven, of course.

>>83548000
I find Garnet since she ain't gonna be angst.

>>83547642
>Su spam
Owie kapowie. Difference between me and them is that I try to keep my posts varied and changing. That's not really spam, is it?

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>>83548024
All shall be redeemed. I believe in Steven.

>>83548000
peridot, people with ptsd would probably want space and pearl probably doesn't want anyone besides rose at the moment

the real answer is leave because this is some fucked up hologram because pearl lapis and peridot would never be crying in corners of the same room for different reasons. Assume it is amethyst playing a prank

>>83548007
>have taken classes for three other languages
>wasn't able to memorize a damn thing about either
>have as little understanding of these languages now as I did before the classes
How do you tell people you can't actually speak the languages your degree says you can speak?

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>>83548000
I'd go chill with Garnet or see what Steven was doing

>>83547908
Everyone is going to be redeemed eventually anon.
That's how Steven Universe rolls.

>>83547927
when did you start watching this show?

Yeah, lots of kids started following this show after Jailbreak, but it's not like there were no tumblr fanart before then. They just shipped the different pairings of the three CG, before we knew Pearl loved Rose. Fans of AT who remember Rebecca Sugar's work followed the show from the start.

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>>83548000
It depends. Am I in that context already at the stage where I can call them faggot as a term of endearment? That's usually the point I need to be able to cross with a person to really get into their heads. If so, I'd first try to find something comforting to do together, even if it's just cuddling.

>>83548034
Punish the pearl

She loves it

>>83548044

do you use the same image and have the same subject at the heart of the post? then yeah, SU spam.

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>>83548000
Go camping.

>>83547927
Evidence is: most likely. The show didn't really take off until after jailbreak. I mean there was some shipping and junk, but no one really drew attention to GEMDER IDENTITIES until the "GAY MIDGETS" were revealed to be Garnet.

And then it got really popular.

>>83548113

I started with Gem Glow. I liked Sucrose on AT, and believed in her.

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>>83548113
Watched it from the debut.
The tumblr community for the show seemed like it was non-existent or at least smaller compared to how badly it is today.

>>83548105
Yellow diamond will?
>I want to see that planet destroyed and I want my cluster
Jasper will?
>Lets have some fun as I take control of our body and kill innocent creatures for fun
You're a fucking idiot. Seriously. There is no justification for purposefully killing people for fun or out of a vendetta. You don't get to come back from that.

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Steven is becoming OP
>mfw Steven can fly now

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>>83547250
>Pearl will eventually awkwardly hit on Lapis out of desperation.
>After getting rebuked repeatedly she will beg her, confessing how lonely she is and how she just wants someone to hold again, anyone
>Kiss my feet and call me Master
>What?
>Do it for 20 minutes, and I'll hold you for 20 minutes
>I'll even sing to you
>Pearl is shocked
>She only hesitates for a minute though
>Yes, Master
>Garnet walks off in disgust
>Amethyst looks on in fascination, while Peridot makes snide remarks
>Everyone eventually leaves
>It's just Pearl worshipping Lapis' feet and legs through her tears
>after about 4 songs, Lapis reaches down and lifts up Pearl's chin
>She sits down on the ground, and holds Pearl in her lap
>Pearl shivers with pleasure as she lays her head down to get petted.
>somewhere in another room, Peridot makes a happy squeek following a slapping sound
>Pearl doesn't hear it
>All that exists is Lapis
>and her lap

>>83548113
The bomb in january

>>83548197

The Tumblr community HAS always been toxic, though.

>>83548202
Lapis was eating the watermelon Stevens

JASPER DOESNT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME IS STEVEN. She thinks he's Rose

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>>83548206
He can't fly, Steven jump good.

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>>83548171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8FFNuI5iTg

bless this stupid ass song

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>>83548206
I mean Sapphire does that already so it's not out of the realm of possibility that all the gems could do that shit if they REALLY wanted to.

>>83548202
Watermelons aren't people. The point of a redemption is to make up for bad things you've done, anyway.

>>83548206
>OP
>literally has not won a fight
ok

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>AT aired alongside SU for the last several weeks.
>Now going into a brief hiatus before returning on the 23rd
>The 23rd is also after summer officially begins.

Could it be?

>>83548206

But all the other Gems can fly. He's literally just getting basic Gem powers.

>>83548218
>>It's just Pearl worshipping Lapis' feet and legs through her tears
This is pretty much my life after Hit the Diamond aired.

>>83548256
FFS
you got me

>>83548272
nice try anon, there was no at episode when hit the diamond aired

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>>83547710
Amethyst should really be grinning more

>>83548285
>Gems can fly
When the Hell did Amethyst or Pearl fly?!
When did Peridot fly?
Huh, genius?
They only jumped good

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Just give her back Sucrose. Please?

;_;

>>83548113
I gave it a shot when it first started. I thought it was decent but it didn't grab me. I did watch episodes then and there but I didn't wait for new episodes. I was then in a skype call with a few friends who did watch it and they shared fan art of Pearl being stabbed, which kind of help my interest in the show grow. Then, the very next day, The Return/Jailbreak aired and that's when I started binge watching the show until the 2nd bomb

>>83548260

And all those episodes where the gems leap up and out of frame. What does Anon THINK they're doing, just landing again a couple yards away?

>>83548218
Amethyst would get an almighty kick out of this, suck it pearl

>>83548249
She knows what he looks like
>lapis was killing the watermelon Stevens
Oh yeah that makes way more sense. Lapis was killing creatures that looked like the only person on earth or perhaps the entire universe she cares about.
Not the vindictive asshole with a score to settle against Steven.

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>>83548132
Well too bad , because that "spam" is some of the funniest shit I see in these threads .

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this is why she's been acting weirder than usual lately, she just had to board Lapis' death scene

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>>83548311

>>83548285
>fly
No. Not fly. Jump good.

>>83548285
>he doesn't know about jumping good
Fucking pleb

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>>83548311
>Peridot and Amethyst can't fly

have you literally not watched the show? given Peridot needed limb enhancers but Amethyst can just straight up fly

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>>83548332
Yeah, so far we only have Sapphire straight up flying up but shots like these could imply really good jumps or small flights.

>>83546171
>pitcher
>catcher

wait a sec...

>>83548113
the first episode I watched was giant women. I sort of fell off soon after but caught up after binging a bunch of episodes. before than im not even really sure I knew the show existed, I mean I think I heard something's about it but I didn't really pay it any mind until giant women.

>>83547834
Oh man, that sounds like an amazing episode.

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>>83548202
Yes and Yes.

Yellow Diamond, not a clue how yet. Possibly it'll come down to
>We were made to do this
>And Pearl was made to serve, Jasper was made to fight and I was born to kill you, we don't have to be who we were created to be Yellow Diamond

Jasper, its fairly simple
She's going to come to the dual realizations that Homeworld has created some fucked up shit with the Cluster ("Fusions are weak...wait, Homeworld created WHAT") and that Steven is Strong, in his own way.
Stronger than she is. Strong enough to show mercy when he could crush her and to save her life by risking his own.

There are no villains, only antagonists.

Bet you a dollar you thought the Cluster situation would be solved with violence.
And the one with Peridot.

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>>83548343
I fucking wish.

>>83548335
Lapis was in control and eating stevens up till the CGs arrived to the island. We've talked about this before.

I haven't finished watching Samurai Jack yet
fuck

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>>83548218
I hope they take turns abusing each other's emotionally fragile states

>>83548384
But without shape shifting?
I don't think so

>>83547922
Don't be a hag anon

>>83548425
Get watching then, it's awesome.

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>>83548218
>Implying Pearl won't end up in a weird but healthy relationship with Greg.

>>83548270
>Together Breakfast
>Horror Club
>Stalemated the fight in Ocean Gem

consider watching the show before embarrassing yourself here

>>83548079
Only list the classes you did well in and can talk about.

>>83548430
you are correct, if you take away a gem's powers they can't fly

given they would literally just be a rock sitting on the ground if we took away their powers, so I'm really not sure what your point is or how it matters at all

>>83546278
we know what they really are, they are birds

the question is, what are birds exactly?

we just don't know

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>>83548430
Actually hold the fuck up.
How IS Amethyst flying from shit she shapeshifted herself?
More important HOW can she shapeshift fucking helicopter blades that aren't just fake projections that also support her up into the air?

>>83548407
You know what I will admit that as unlikely as it is for jasper to be redeemed it is a possibility
But only morons actually believe Yellow diamond will somehow be redeemed
>oh look I said some hackneyed predictable writing
>that means they'll be redeemed
Yep moron. She wanted to kill every living thing on earth. Even when told it has resources that could be useful she said it doesn't matter. All she wants is the planet destroyed.
I believe in steven I really do, but that doesn't mean YD is going to be redeemed.

>>83548206
No, Steven can super jump
which is like way cooler

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>>83548218
i feel like pearl would do these things you've described and i think lapis would get sick satisfaction because of how pearl was part of her imprisonment.

>>83548428
pearl would never be like that on purpose but would take anything lapis could dish out as long as it meant later she would be held.

>>83548472
its probably gonna happen

just imagine how happy Steven would be at their wedding

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>>83546278

BIRD FIGHT! BIRD FIGHT!

>>83548516
It makes about as much sense as a real helicopter

>>83546341
that little top hat just kills

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>>83548343
>Sucrose forced Zuke to storyboard Lapis' death

Now that's just cruel

>>83548113
I was vaguely interested from a newspaper article halfway through season 1 but the Frybo episode hooked me

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>>83548516
M A G I C

>>83548516
Amethyst has the powers of cartoon physics.

>>83548516
She's eaten parts of helicopters before, she knows their anatomy very well and can replicate it

>>83548472
Rose should've put one of those futa dicks kids are so fond of these days between them before doing that.

>>83548516
Magic

>>83548416
No she didn't. It was obviously Jasper
I don't care if your circle jerk of freaks decided your waifu is infallible. Jasper was obviously coming out and taking control during the watermelon Steven's sacrifices.

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>>83548343
>yfw lapis is confirmed dead

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>>83546920
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5gzIzJe0Xg
this song makes me think of cow and chicken.

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DUDE LAPPY EGGS LMAO

>>83548538
A perfect storm of an abused abuser abusing the abused

>>83548516

Amethyst identifies as an attack helicopter.

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>>83548589
>mfw

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>>83548425
go do it anon.your in at the perfect time their making a new season soon headed by gendy himself

>>83548598
can you imagine if someone drew her laying eggs, haha that'd be funny haha

>>83548343
Hopefully the resident shipper is merely talking about Lapidot. I will gleefully watch the shit burn.

>>83548525
And Peridot didn't give a fuck about potentially crushing Steven.
Or that the Earth was going to die, until she realized there were people on it that cared about her.
Lapis still don't give no shits, but she's learning to.

And you forget one very important fact, Steven thinks and talks exactly like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dknVBPvQAc

Steven loves people. Even those he considers enemies.

>>83548557
Crying is fun...

>>83548585
Yes, she was in control. Jasper was fighting against Lapis' chains and she managed to break them after Steven got to the island. The sacrifice stuff was going on way before that, so it was Lapis eating the watermelons.

>>83548113
Watched the first few episodes when they came out.
Thought they were okay.
Haven't stopped watching yet.

>>83548585
Oh yeah? Then why did Jasper need to convince lapis to fight the CGs?

Jasper STILL had no control

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>>83547168
Greg/Gem Harem

>>83548646
>implying that doesn't already exist

>>83548589
Lady of the dead
Happy in my head
Wondering if I should have waifu'd someone else instead

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>>83548589
actually i'd be a bit sad
but the angry nerds would make it funny

>>83548462
on it
>>83548645
for real now?
holy shit perfect timing

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>>83548598

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I want to chew on peridots soft marshmallow feet

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>>83548589

>>83548525
YD doesn't actually need redemption. It's quite obvious that she's complex character who has genuinely good reason or hating Earth, we just don't know what those reasons are at this point.

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>>83548132
>Same image
No. I change it every time.
>Same subject
Recapping stupid, funny, or newsworthy events from last thread? That's why I chose that. Keeps it fresh. I put my own spin on it with how i talk about it.

But I'm not gonna try to make it you like it if you don't. Everyone has their tastes.

>>83548557
>you shipped it
>now you have to crypt it

>>83548671
No it was Jasper temporarily taking over. This is fucking obvious.

>>83548516
Remember when the show presented them as magical beings because magic?

mmmmmagic

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>>83548622
>she hates me and looks at me like i'm a pearl on homeworld again.

>she doesn't say anything when she holds me and wont allow me to speak or make eye contact.

I ship Hellen Jo and Lauren Zuke.

It's called Jozuke.

What did you say about their hair?

>>83548700
I want to smash them with a hammer.