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Bob Edition
Previous edition >>83546116
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed]
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o [Embed]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
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Last chance ta PLACE YA BETS! Keep up the good work /sug/!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10413492
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Here we go.
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bob best human but lapis shit gem
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>>83552274
We're back, baby!
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the poster below me needs to fucking kill themselves
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THIS IS MY WIFE HERE IS MY WIFE I LOVE HER SO MUCH I WANT TO CRY
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This is the blue gem
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GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS
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>>83552319
wow well done
couldn't agree more
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Wow! What is the was of that now we can all hear for the thread please?
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>>83552319
Lapisfags in general do need to die off and go to hell with Peridotfags.
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>>83552351
Party time?
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>this thread
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>>83552351
ugh no, those are terrible, literally make any attempt at discuss impossible
just fills the thread with people spamming random words
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Post desktops
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>>83552351
Time for me to put my tripcode on properly, lol.
You know the rules! Zero or dubs/trips/etc. decides! First word.
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>>83552351
Well gods speed anon , I'm going to bed ,I hope this is gonna be the best one yet !!
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>>83552376
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>>83552274
Fuck, I may have to step up to the plate and make a Jasper thread myself next time
#justice4jasper
#juiceboxes4jasper
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>>83552339
I think I like the blue gem
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Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
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>>83552384
jerkingly
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>>83552319
Fucking psychic
How do you do it
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>>83552379
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>>83552384
Eh, these were fun the first few times but now it's just a random pot shot for some random post with zeros or dubs to get in that just fuck up the lib..
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>>83552339
I gotta agree on this one.
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>>83552361
Jonathan is second best JoJoafter Joseph
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>>83552384
excruciatingly
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>>83552361
spoken like a true jasperfag
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This webm is proof that DBZ stole fusion from Steven Universe.
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>>83552384
Running
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“They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse."
"Rip and Tear, Lapis, until it is done"
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>>83552406
I like you anon
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>>83552318
>>83552406
hmm how is it that these two happened to leave and come back around the same time?
regardless, welcome back you guys!
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>>83552411
>>83552426
This'll probably be the last one for a while
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>>83552361
I want /jojo/ tostay
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>>83552420
you can have fun, without doing something that will derail the entire thread
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>>83552523
Horny
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>>83552523
sticky
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>>83552384
erotically
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>>83552448
>joseph
i think you typed Johnny wrong
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>>83552381
No cleaning
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>>83552523
Fucking
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>>83552523
Wangus
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>>83552523
hot
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>>83552507
How is the new Doom, by the way?
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>>83552514
I like you too
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What will Lapis and Peridot's rooms in the Temple look like?
Where will they put the stars?
When is everyone gonna play Steven Tag together?
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Posting best Bob
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>>83552381
>>83552566
>macfags
shameful, really
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>>83552583
It's fucking amazing. That game's marketing has been a detriment to it. I have not played such a fun shooter in a long time.
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>>83552608
WOMP WOMP
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>>83552595
i want new intro for fucks sake please
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>>83552637
rough
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>>83552637
Bouncy
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>>83552637
moist
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>>83552595
Peridot and Lapis are not members of the Crystal Gem
Only because someone is friend with Steven doesn't mean it becomes a member
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/sug/, what would you do to be with your gem-fu? How far would you go? How much suffering would you endure just to be able to hug the colorful lesbian space rock of your dreams?
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>>83552608
which gem has best booty?
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>you will never nuzzle all your sorrow's away on Jasper's orange buns
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>>83552637
thirsty
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>>83552669
Peridot is literally the new leader of the CG and Lapis just has to stop being tsudere about it
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>>83552381
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I'll get to it.
Eventually.
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>>83552613
Hackintosh - jokes on you fag
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>>83552669
I mean Peridot is clearly a member, both she has admitted to being one and the Crystal Gems have agreed that she is one
Lapis will still take some time but she will get there
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>try drawing my idea of what a pearl-peridot fusion would look like
>remember how other generals have reacted to my attempts at fan art
>crumple it up and throw it in the trash
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>>83552595
>he thinks they're going to live in the temple after all of this copious roommate exposition
Get REAL
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>>83552672
I would die for her, no amount of pain can stop me from loving her
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>>83552672
I'd do anything anon
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>>83552637
Raping
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>>83552637
Super
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>>83552381
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>>83552672
I dunno. I'd probably see if there was an offer on the table before I started to do anything painful.
I am already trying to get strong in the real way, though.
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>>83552756
body
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>>83552381
>>83552756
Horse
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>>83552720
We definitely would have.
Don't let some stingy assholes get you down. I can guarantee you'd get a rise out if this place any way you slice it
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>>83552720
It's better there.
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>>83552674
Peridot
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>>83552756
Ian's big black cock
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>>83552595
We don't know if they even could form their own rooms, we barely know how the temple works. I sure don't want them to stay in the fucking barn forever though.
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>>83552756
Tit
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>>83552738
how would they not still be roommates if they lived in the temple?
>copious roommate exposition
Steven mentioned it like once
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>>83552756
Strap-on dildo.
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New MBP no bully
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>>83552756
Murdercock
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>>83552672
I would get out of bed (no earlier than 9am), and I would drive to wherever she's at. But not too far, 15 minutes away, max. I got stuff to do.
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>>83552799
Gaybarn is for Homeworld gems
Temple is for good gems
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>>83552799
they can definitely form new rooms, they made that entire obstacle course for Steven in The Test, inside of the temple
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>>83552756
Gem tentacle dick
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>post yfw the end of pearl's flashback episode is the scene from "rose's scabbard"
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>>83552802
>what is the entirety of barn mates
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>>83552756
Road-rolla!!!!
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Hey guys, does anyone know how to make gifs with sound? im pretty sure ive seen some before. ive got some pretty funny gifs and id like to add some sound effects to make them even funnier! im sure theyd get posted a lot!
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>>83552812
It's about time Zuke.
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>>83552868
Horse
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>>83552868
Cunt
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>>83552759
how many friends do you have anon?
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>>83552813
Did someone say Murdercock?!
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>>83552868
brown eye
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>>83552756
Peridot Futa dick
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>>83552868
Cleavage.
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>>83552863
MFW
>>83552868
Ian's huge, Jew filling, cock
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>>83552868
metapod
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>>83552904
AAAAAAAAH
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You people also need to keep in mind that lapis/peridot/Jasper's VAs show up in the pics at the recording studio 80-90% less than than the OG CGs and Steven
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>>83552406
This is now a happy Lappy thread
Post happy Lappy or bad luck will befall you
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>>83552928
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>>83552799
>Happy Jasper
IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK?
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>>83552876
those are webms anon. dunno how to do it though
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>>83552876
I can tell from this post you're pretty new and young, possibly female, probably on the spectrum
You should go, you have better things to do with your life than waste the afternoons and evenings of your best years here.
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>>83552868
Heckler and Koch Mk. 23
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>>83552922
Meant for >>83552899
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>>83552923
Those three are literally in the studio all the fucking time.
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>>83552928
how about sexually harassed Lapis instead?
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>>83552928
I do to need luck, just pearl
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>>83552868
Dildo Shaped Like Pearl
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>>83552868
murdercock
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>>83552928
i only have episode screencaps in my folder
needless to say this is an impossible feat
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>>83552967
Nopeeee
9/10 the HW trios are NOT there
Especially Jasper's VA, there are literally only 2 pics
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>>83552979
Draw that drawfags
Draw stevonnie using it
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>>83552928
I don't get what's attractive about leopard print on anything
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>>83552868
finger
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>>83552970
Your luck will be slightly above average
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>>83552928
>>83552970
as long as it makes her happy
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>>83552868
A Bible
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>>83552868
Murdercock horse
A murderhorse
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>>83553003
r u even TRYING
F A M
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These are the barn gems
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>>83552564
Johnny is SBR, right? He's amazing too but hes actually just Jonathan anyway because Made In Heaven made even less sense than part 5
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>>83552868
Dick
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>>83552381
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>>83553040
>Murdercock horse
>not Murderhorsecock
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/sug/, describe future fusions you want to see
>name
>components
>physical description
>weapon
>powers
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>>83552928
I can't risk it
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>>83553071
Barn Clods, is there official team name actually
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The most recent episodes were SEVERELY lacking in Poil!
Gotta have mo' Poil!
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>>83553016
eh.
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Post GOAT fanartNot Steven Jr.
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>>83553126
Ame and Pearl have been shafted the most lately
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>>83553094
Rainbow Quartz
So pearl haves an emotional breakdown
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>>83553126
Don't worry I'm sure we'll have a million episodes about Pearl's fat dead not-wife before we get anything on Amy.
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>>83553126
we better write a letter to becky to include at least 50% more poil
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>>83553151
Hopefully Peri and Lapis taking a backseat will result in MORE POIL
>>83553174
Good! Fuck Amy! Fuck her right in her dumb fatrolls!
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>>83552868
Perifag
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>>83552448
Johnathan is like fourth best JoJo, after Joseph, Jotaro, and Giorno
>>83552564
The cripple is even father down
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>>83553094
I want to see a fusion with a polearm of some sort.
Say Jasper and...Amethyst?
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>>83553135
Is this promo art by Zack Snyder
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>>83553135
Blush makes some of the cutest fanart ever
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>>83552928
>>
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>>83553094
>Tanzanite
>Lapis and Amethyst
>Deep blue, long hair, body is actually water, constantly shifting as she feels in a sort of cross between Amethyst shapeshifting and Lapis hydrokinesis
>massive prankster with a total inability to take anything seriously ever, just wants to have fun and forget about her problems
>can use Amethyst's whip and Lapis's wings but also summons whip-like water tentacles a lot
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>>83553225
fuck sake
i think we just found the only poil that isn't cute
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>>83552868
Pearlfag
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>>83552381
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>>83553225
Anon please
It's not even 8 pm
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>>83552361
now Jonathan, thats not very gentlemen like.
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>>83553262
Would fuck
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>>83552868
Anon
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jasper redemption never ever
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>>83553174
I like Pearl but yeah, her episodes have become pretty redundant, especially since they're obviously going to fuck around for two more seasons before actually giving us her backstory. Give me more Garnet or Amethyst, pls.
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>>83553309
wat
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Lady of the nose, easy as she goes
Would that i could make her happier than Rose
Lady of the spear, striding without fear,
If only I could kiss her when she's in tears
Lady of the Pearl, a strong, happy girl,
She's the only one who makes my heart twirl
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>>83553295
I love it when people say Johnathon is cold-blooded, and then have to reiterate he's cold-blooded for a Jojo
Like, he's a joestar. He's still a fiery asskicker.
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>>83553225
WHAT IS THIS
AND WHY IS IT HERE
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>>83553367
Gay
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I'm just about to hit that second HT and that LCS I mentioned. I'm not sure if I should hit the other one, I went to that one last week.
Oh, and the only things that the previous HT had that interested me were a Cookie Cat-themed backpack and pic related (which is available at most HTs along with the regular version).
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Keystone is best state prove me wrong.
Pro tip: You can't.
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>>83553367
Cloddishly
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>>83553367
puckered
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>>83553354
Make it fears
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>>83553367
sticky
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>>83553342
more Amethyst please
we need Amethyst, Peridot and Lapis being friends
Pearl can stay home like the anti-social wreck she is
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>>83553225
>Tim Burton Presents: The Crystal Gems
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>>83553380
What are you talking about Anon, Jersey remains king. Fuck you. Ya fuckin mook
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>>83553367
Sore
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So who do you guys think the ending song is about? Does anyone give a shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2fl9YOANx4
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>>83552381
guess who i am~~~~~
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>>83553094
>Jade
>Pearl + Peridot
>Jade is a rather short fusion only slightly taller than Jasper. Rather than extra arms, Jade has a second pair of legs behind the first giving her a centaur-like appearance, with the front legs resembling Pearl's and the hind ones resembling Peridot's. In addition to her legs, Jade has two faces side by side that normally speak in unison unless the fusion becomes destabilized. The hair on her head is pulled back in a diamond-shaped ponytail and top bears a five-pointed star.
>Pearl's spear and Peridot's drill combine to form a lance capped on the butt with a star
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>>83553380
Empire State master race
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>>83553225
seriously, what is that? work in progress? someone bought a custom doll head but made a shitty body by themselves? failed attempt to make their waifu real?
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>>83553206
Honestly I like the simplicity of Jonathan's tale over Giorno and Jotaro, but that's a good list you've got there
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>>83552381
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Is Rhode Island in Steven Universe?
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>>83553418
I can see my post from here!
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>>83553417
We will get the full lyrics at the end of this season. Who the fuck is coming back though?? Better not be Rose.
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If I could begin to be
Half of what you think of me
I could do about anything
I could even learn how to love
When I see the way you act
Wondering if I'm coming back
I could do about anything
I could even learn how to love like you
Love like you
Love like you
I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true, 'cause
I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
Look at you go, I just adore you
I wish that I knew
What makes you think I'm so special
If I could begin to do
Something that does right by you
I would do about anything
I would even learn how to love
When I see the way you look
Shaken by how long it took
I could do about anything
I could even learn how to love like you
Love me like you
>>
>>83553418
a fag?
>>
>>83553418
poil
>>
>>83553479
409587203875234
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>>83553460
How would Rhode Island be in Steven Universe? He's like, 4 feet tall.
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>>83553461
don't get lewd with me!
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>>83553479
5750
>>
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>>83552406
I love you, hope you are well.
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>>83553479
e
Yes, it's an actual number
>>
I want Pearl to moon Steven
>>
Requesting Lord Hater attempting to woo a confused but actually amused Rose Quartz, if any drawfriends are around
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>>83553479
80085
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>>83553446
The problem is Jonathan's just a flat character. Josuke (DiU) has the same problem, they're really their to push plot, not to be interesting. He's honorable and such and that's cool and I actually initially liked Hamon better over Stands.
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>>83553479
Over 9000
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>>83553479
my dubs
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>>83553380
Allegany county best county
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>>83553562
Pants-shitting
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>>83553562
Uncle Grandpa-like
>>
>>83553479
777
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>>83553523
I want Pearl to love me
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>>83553562
Beastly
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>>83553417
It's a song whose lyrics can be applied to many of the relationships in the show. Pearl could be singing it to Rose, Rose could be singing it to Greg, Greg could be singing it to Steven, Steven could be singing it to Garnet, etc.
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>>83553562
thirsty
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Humanity is weird, in'it?
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>>83553562
Kafka-esque
>>
>>83553542
The ripple is way better than stands
I really wish Joseph combining hamon and Hermit Purple had been used more
>>
>>83553523
I want Garnet to moon Steven so he can see her fourth, brown eye hidden between her buttcheeks
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>>83553511
I love you too
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>>83553562
groin-grabingly
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>>83553604
Nanefua could be singing it to Fryman
>>
>>83553562
idiotic
>>
>>83553523
Is this close enough Anon
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>>83553491
...and what do i do?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRfelLEtmK
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>>83553562
Diddling.
>>
>>83553344
Jasper is russian now
>>
>>83553562
Slurping
>>
I really want more footage of the actual Gem Civil war.
This shit went on for THOUSANDS of years, and all we've seen are some gems poofing and lapis getting punched. What the fuck happened. How big were the battles!?
>>
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>>83552381
>>
>>83553730
Pretty big.
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>>83553736
>vlc
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>>83553730
Bigger than your mom
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>>83553462
it's centipeetle. cracked i know but it actually fits quite well
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>>83553562
Horrifying
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>>83553206
all this pleb tastebut really there is no BAD jojo persay they each have their own thing that's makes hem appealing
>>
>>83552888
A bunch, why?
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>>83553648
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>>83552381
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>>83553562
Lewd
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>>83553798
Steven looks like Jotaro just made fun of his hair.
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>>83552928
>>
>>83553562
Artery-blocking
>>
Destruction of the Earth when?
>>
And they have 3 pairs of 1 and 2, so that's good.
I MIGHT hit the third one today, but I gotta get something to eat first.
Also...My coworker is telling me to pick up a SU t-shirt and wear it to work.
>>
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>>83552928
>>
>>83553562
anally
>>
>>83553562
Sexy
>>
>>83553889
FUUUUUCKING FURRIES!
>>
>>83553694
she looks like a fucken ghoul from fallout
>>
>>83553379
That's Stephen King level creepy
>>
>>83553836
gems do not sexual.
>>
>>83553922
>implying you wouldn't
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>>83553689
SIGN ME UP
>>
>>83553380
>square pizza
>>
>>83553922
Crystal Meth will do that to ya... of course they just call it meth where they come from.
>>
Nth for Dick Squad.
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>>83553941
>BDSM Porl
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>>83552497
hoooly shit sauce
>>
>>83553985
Furry
>>
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>>83553961
thank you for posting this I was looking for it for hours yesterday and I thought I would never find it again.
>>
>>83553985
Smexy
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>>83553922
>>83553955
>not one mention of this: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRfelLEtmK
also that link might not exist in a matter of days i had like six different tracks and this is all that's left.
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>>83553974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K22vIWbRGeo
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>>83553941
Rose did. Enthusiastically. With multiple humans across the centuries.
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>>83553985
Moist
>>
>>83553974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K22vIWbRGeo
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>>83553985
Lumpy
>>
>>83553941
gems are for sexual
>>
>>83553985
Moist.
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>>83553941
Pearls were literally made for sexual
>>
>>83553985
Lumpy
>>
>>83553985
Anti-Semitic.
>>
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>>83552381
>>
I want to see Homeworld teach humanity a lesson.
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>>83554055
This is the only correct answer.
>>
>>83553730
Big enough for the remainder s of shattered gems and white diamond to be used to for the cluster
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>>83554076
what lesson? How to commit tribadism?
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>>83554076
I want to see Humanity teach homeworld a lesson
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>>83553985
lambent
>>
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What gems should I name my guns after?
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>>83554106
guitar
>>
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>>83553820
nice.gif
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>>83553985
painfully
>>
>>83554106
Doughnut
>>
>>83554106
Fudge.
>>
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Fanart mash-up!
Pick a franchise to mix with SU.
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>>83554106
Lapis' ovipositor
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>>83554106
poil
>>
>>83554106
Murdercock
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>>83554117
Winning with Vining when?
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>>83554076
The only lesson you're going to teach a collective Humanity at war, is a lesson in extinction.
When that fight starts, it'll be to the bitter end
>>
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>>83554076
>>
>>83554117
There's not a whole lot of tech to reverse engineer, but I guess laser weaponry could help
Steven seems to have psychic powers unrelated to the powers he has from Rose, so there might be something there
>>
>>83554117
Mein schwartze
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>>83554127
Big one should be Garnet, little one should be named Amethyst
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>>83554127
Rifle: Jasper
Handgun: Ruby
>>
>>83554106
Boner
>>
>>8355394
That ball gag is too big
>>
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>>83552381
>>
>>83554106
onion
>>
>>83554181
hue
>>
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>>83554127
>No back up iron sights
>Coyote tan upper and lower with a black rail
Name it after Amethyst because she's worst gem
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>>83554159
any redraws of simpsons are basically gold
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>>83553641
Hamon is cliched though - the concept of Stands was unique and allowed JoJo to distinguish itself from stuff like Fist of the North Star or DBZ
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>>83552274
Steven should have used the baseball game as an excuse to slap Garnet on the ass.
"Good game,baby!"
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Did you guys know that today was D Day?
Celebrate by posting theories on how the Gems saved Hitler and ruined/saved the world
>>
>>83554055
Is true
>>
>>83554159
Space Dandy
>>
>>83554114
Among other things...
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>>83554127
>on /sug/
>girl cartoon
>wastes money on guns he'll only use at a range a handful of times a year.
>seriously gun collectors have the most useless hobby.
>>
>>83554159
Overwatch
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>>83554273
D day is the day Rose died though.
>>
>>83554284
baguette
>>
>>83554284
jazz band
>>
>>83554284
Sea Bass
>>
>>83554284
Lawnmower
>>
>>83554178
jesus fuck i always forget connie's dad is a war veteran
how many people do you think he's killed
>>
>>83554250
The ocular lens is too big for backups, and it's better than a solid black. I couldn't find a coyote stock or handguard I liked. I like it.
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>>83554284
Jesus christ anon clean that hair off your floor
Also "Limb Enhancer"
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>>83554270
>Not someone slappingSapphireon the ass for that clutch swing
>>
>>83554284
Ian's huge, Jew filling, cock
>>
>>83554284
Goat
>>
>>83554298
Huns were described to me as the pokemon cards of hobbies. No one outside of the people that play it religiously fucking care
>>
>>83554284
Pubic hair.
There's a hair right there.
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>>83554183
there's enough, aside from psi stuff and lazars, they have gem ships, teleporters, the tunning fork thing, and if you want to get into bio modification making gem human hybrids sort of like Steven is always a good route to go
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>>83554324
not enough if Armstrong is manhandling his wife.
>>
>>83554352
What are each of the gems' pubes like?
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>>83554266
>hamon is cliche
What are you smoking
The only reason I'm mad about stands over hamon is that the two were never combined except for Joseph being a troll
>>
>>83554284
blu-ray disc
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>>83554298
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>83554328
>>
>>83554127
That one on the right looks like airshit.
Call it Lapis.
>>
>>83554400
BoJack Horseman's house
>>
>>83554400
The gaybarn
>>
>>83554400
Uncle Grandpa's RV
>>
>>83554400
Westminster Cathedral
>>
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>>83554342
but hey, you cant spray down a room full of people with that rare 1st edition blastoise on a bad day can you?
>>
>>83554400
Becky's sugary pussy
>>
>>83554400
Omaha, Nebraska
>>
>>83554400
Montreal
>>
>actually tried coming up with a plot for the story I've been working on for months
>brain throws a stack overflow
>>83554201
>The rubies come back from neptune and try to hunt down and capture Jasper
>Jasper beats them easily
>Rubeye sides with Jasper and becomes her number 2
>In the next battle against the gems, Jasper forces her to fuse and they become Tigers Eye
>>
>>83554400
/pol/
>>
>>83554400
the Loveshack baby!
>>
>>83554332
https://youtu.be/vKgp5LaDsAY?t=245
She ain't got noBlackass!
>>
>>83554284
body
>>
>>83554400
zuke's butthole
>>
>>83554455
>Triple dubs
/pol/ was right again.
>>
>>83554400
The bottom of the ocean
>>
>>83554386
I just want to believe that Pearl is smooth
>>
>>83554395
the better bait are the deals on ammo they try to pass off as deals.
unless your dealing drugs or are straight up living next to one there isnt a reason to own a gun outside of dumb consumerism.
>>
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>>83554455
Dem double dubs
You won a thirsty Pearl
>>
>>83554494
Pudding pop
>>
>>83554368
>gem ships
>alien alloy
Oh right yeah, and destabilizer tech could really be useful
>Full set of 8 squaddies with laser rifles and personal armor (green this time!)
Sounds fun
>>
>>83554494
Dongs
>>
>>83554494
squid tentacle
>>
>>83554494
soul
>>
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>>83554402
>>
>>83554494
Rose-flavored edible lube
>>
>>83554494
Becky's sugary pussy
>>
>>83554494
PUSSY
>>
>>83554494
Pizza Steve's Pepperoni Slices
>>
>>83554494
Semen
>>
>>83554494
watermelon
>>
>>83554494
Mom's spaghetti
>>
>>83554494
Cajun
>>
>>83554494
hickory smoked horse buttholes
>>
>>83554370
now i wanna see connie's dad gunning down gem mutants and standing on a pile of their bodies with priyanka at his leg
DRAWFAGS, GET TO IT
>>
>>83554522
Winrar
>>
>>83554494
>Anon
>murdercock
>Becky's sugary pussy
This is going to be legendary.
>>
>>83554562
this
Man Dr. Tran is fucking ancient now.
>>
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>>83552676
that image made me sad
this is better
>>
>>83554342
thats a pretty accurate description
>>
>>83554636
Technicolor horses
>>
>>83554636
poils
>>
>>83554636
jews
>>
>>83554636
Malachite's writhing tentacle penis
>>
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>>83552893
You're literally the only one who's been posting that image for the last week
And people call ME an autist
>>
>>83554636
niggers
>>
>>83554636
Spurdos
>>
>>83554636
Cheese graters
>>
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>>83553961
I'm pleased that this became canon Lapis.
>>
>>83554636
Gregs
>>
>>83554636
diaphragms
>>
>>83554636
corpses
>>
>>83554662
It's the only Murdercock image I have.
>>
>>83554329
Nigga, just hit that shit with some rustolium, coyote tan is fucking everywhere.
>>
>>83554662
You're still a autist, indexer.
>>
>>83554655
End this nightmare
>>
>>83554636
a metric buttload of Hitler clones
>>
>>83554734
Forehead
>>
>>83554637
hey this post is for you: >>83554436
>>
>>83554734
Left Ventricle
>>
>>83554734
Taint
>>
>>83554734
Anus
>>
>>83554744
Wow that was quick
>>
>>83554734
Perineum
>>
>>83554734
Fallopian tubes
>>
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daily reminder that this man was a storyboarder for at least one episode
>>
>>83554734
Gluteus maximus
>>
>>83554734
the medulla oblongata
>>
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>>83554734
Benis
>>
>>83554569
like army of darkness?
>>
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>>83552381
why are su backgrounds so comfy?
>>
>>83554772
That looks beautiful, what happened to him?
>>
>>83554772
Somehow I feel like it wouldn't be that bad if he didn't include Rebecca and Ian too. I don't know why, that just makes it way worse for me.
>>
>>83554772
What's the problem? He's clearly really talented.
>>
>>83554833
He got fired for sharing Pearl lewds online.
>>
>>83554583
>But I love mother!
Everytime
>>
>>83552608
>>83552738
>>83552893
>>83552912
>>83552971
>>83553002
>>83553071
>>83553135
>>83553298
>>83553363
>>83553391
>>83553461
>>83553689
>>83553836
>>83553961
>>83554091
>>83554275
>>83554328
>>83554578
same person, posting the same images, every day for the last week
This is why generals are a bad idea
>>
>>83554745
nah, i deal with my problems like a relatively sane person
>>
>>83554744
I hate you all
>>
>>83554861
feel free to leave at any time
>>
>>83554839
Didn't he draw them in there because they literally tweeted him saying that he has their support when he started getting shitloads of angry messages from bumrustled Pearlfags?
>>
>>83554861
Yeah but at least we aren't Anthony Burch or /sveg/
>>
>>83554569
>Mr. Maheswaran is X-COM
>>
>>83554849
Fuck sake, what a dumbass
>>
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>>83554824
what kind of gamecube games do you think Steven would play?
>inb4 the ones we already know
I bet he would play four swords with Connie
>>
>>83554876
>Moist Murdercock
>>
>>83554876
eh, highlight was "WHERE IN THE BECKY'S SUGARY PUSSY COULD IT BE?!?"
>>
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>>83553117
>>
>>83554876
you knew what you were in for the second you signed on
>>
>>83554841
>What's the problem
if you can't see it now you probably never will
>>
>>83554876
>the moist murdercock
>>
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>>83554876
>The Moist Murdercock
>>
>>83554872
>friendly reminder that there are 6 guns to one person in the united states
i hope you don't think i'm concerned about you. surely you are safe and respectful.
>>
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>>83554876
>The Moist Murdercock
That has to be a thing now.
>>
>>83554876
These are poorly made.
>>
>>83554941
Are you upset he drew an OC with an existing character? Is this an autism thing?
>>
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>>83554876
>and behind his Anon,
>The Moist Murdercock.
>Where in Becky's sugary pussy could his backpack be?
>I love it more than poils!
>>
>>83554876
4/10, not as good as the first. but THE MOIST MURDERCOCK was a sving grace
>>
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>>83552381
>>
>>83553941
this is the whole picture isn't it.
>>
>>83554876
HE LOVES DONGS MORE THAN POILS
FUCK STEVEN
>>
>>83554876
Man, these were a lot funnier when I was a kid
>>
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>>83554824
>Recycle Bin
>Chrome
>fucking itunes
>VLC
>Windows 10
you make me fucking sick
>>
>>83554925
Metroid Prime
He's really bad at it but Garnet likes it
>>
What would Moonman think of gems?
>>
>>83554876
someone draw moist murdercock movie poster
>>
>>83555097
The only good gem is the white working one
>>
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>>83555040
it sure is but i have so many other pearl sub bdsm images that this is one of the so so one's in my collection
>>
>>83555097
If it's not diamond, its a shitgem
>>
>>83555097
the same thing he thinks about everyone else with different colored skin, rose might be fine though
>>
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>>83555097
He would see them as lower class lifeforms.
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>>83554925
>four swords
Oh I bet he plays all kinds of games involving Connie and his sword and possibly other swords
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>Gem weapons are produced from the gem
>the can fuse with other weapons
>and change look between regenerations
So, a gem's weapon is made from their right? Does that mean they can shapeshift their weapons?
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>>83554814
YES
SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS WITH CONNIE'S DAD, PRIYANKA, AND GEM MUTANTS
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>>83555032
Enjoy this Undyne dressed as Poil
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>>83554861
One: I only posted five of those images, and at least half are from today.
Two: I'm new to /sug/, so any critism on when to stop is somewhat appreciated.
Three: Why are you spending a week on /sug/ anon? Don't you have anything better to do?
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>>83553710
>Fusion is in the being of cheap trick. Makes weak gems stronk.
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>>83555175
>>83555172
>>83555144
shut the fuck up about moonmen
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http://www.cartoonnetworkshop.com/product/code/STCNCPOSMP.do
>$120
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I want Jasper to fuck my tight boypussy raw while I beg for her to stop
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>>83552381
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>>83555183
>nobody will ever draw porn of connie peeing
there is no god
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>>83555059
Nigga, nothing's wrong with chrome, Windows 10, or VLC. So be gone, Linux autist.
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>Moonman apparently turned into a shitty racist /pol/ meme
I am outraged
He's the coolest thing and deserves way better
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>>83555243
That's pretty clean.
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>>83555250
Well to be fair, they can't even draw a picture with her and a toilet realistically either.
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>>83555250
pedophiles I don't mind
but your just a weirdo
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>>83554927
>>83554948
>>83554954
>>83554971
>>83554992
>>83555007
>>83555136
>LE MUDERCOCK MAYMAY XD
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>>83555234
I hope she clips her fingernails first.
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>>83555097
he would try to get them to eat at Mc Donalds
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>>83555265
M8 he's been a racist meme since the early 2000's, where have you been? The original video was on YTMND.
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>>83555284
>Le poo in the loo meme
Why does /co/ stereotype Indians so much?
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>>83552669
lars is a crystal gem
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>>83555280
no real need for desktop shortcuts, I only keep the recycle bin there so I remember it exists
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>>83555300
are you the same anon that has been complaining about the generals for like 2 weeks?
certainly sound like him, here have some polyship memes to piss you off some more
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>>83555265
I personally don't care either way I just find it hilarious that a fast-food mascot got turned into what he is now. there's just something so absurd about it all that I cant help but laugh.
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>>83555284
who said anything about a toilet?
>>83555291
I didn't choose what turns me on
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>>83555059
>muh vlc is bad meme
There is literally nothing wrong with it but faggots who watch anime spreading rumors about it cause it won't play their weebshit or some shit
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>>83552274
>>83553523
Pearl’s Quest for Smiley’s Smiles
by leatherkittenboots
Pearl falls in love with Mr. Smiley for some reason and wants to sleep with him, but he don’t want her. One night while watching Steven squeeze Amethyst and Garnet’s butts, Pearl discovers why.
“It’s because I don’t have a fat ass…!” she wails sadly.
Steven offers to help her. “If you eat a cheeseburger, you’ll get fat in no time!” he says.
Despite hating to eat, Pearl decides to eat cheeseburgers anyway to get fat, so that she can get Mr. Smiley’s big, Black “d”. She fills the Beach House with them and eats them like Squidward ate Krabby Patties in that one episode of SpongeBob. She even eats Steven’s Cheeseburger Backpack, and Steven cries, “No…!!” with his arm outsretched, arm shuddering.
Pearl continues to eat the cheeseburgers, and a song plays while she does.
(To Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back)
I like to get FAT and I cannot lie
I’ll win the affections of that Black guy
I’mma stuff my skinny face
And nuke my itty-bitty waist
And I won’t stop ‘till my rump
Gets PLUMP
“I’ll get fat” said the pale, White chick
So I can get that sexy-ass big Black dick…
And then she gets fat. But Mr. Smiley doesn’t want her fat ass and he goes out with Jenny Pizza instead. He later gets arrested by Officer Maheswaran for statutory rape.
Pearl becomes depressed and eats even more, becoming even fatter. She becomes so fat she can't move anymore. She later dies of a heart attack somehow.
The End
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>>83555233
nope
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>>83555291
I mind pedophilis. Pedophilia is a character flaw.
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>>83555323
Blame UNICEF.
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>>83555225
Found him
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>>83555185
Yes
But only in specific ways maybe? Pearl can change the length of her spear, etcetera
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>>83555233
I MIGHT pa that if it came signed and with a vial of Rebecca'sSugar
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does anyone know where i will be able to buy these in canada? i'm guessing amazon will have them, but i think it would be a lot more fun to pick them up in-store
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>>83555397
fucking rip in shit, poil
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>>83555379
>I literally had no idea THAT was the reason anons got fussy when i was posting with VLC screenshots.
That's just dumb as shit.
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>>83555167
deep in your heart you know what to do anon
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>>83555417
how? you can't control what turns you on
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>>83555397
but everyone likes pearl because she's skinny and cute
why would someone want a fat pearl
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>>83555234
I want to eat her pussy and/or ass out and let her beat me until I bleed.
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>>83555300
>t. Pearlberto ILustforrosa
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>>83555447
Actually, both Steven and Garnet have expanded their weapons, but what I meant was turning their weapon into another weapon temporarily
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>>83555250
Pictures of Stevonnie pissing and finding it a unique experience are more interesting
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>>83555489
>why would someone want a fat pearl
for bullying
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>>83555520
Don't think so, it's somehow intrinsic to their being
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Series!Garnet with Pilot hair when?
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>>83555167
Mind sharing your collection in /trash/?
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just how hard would Amethyst fuck herself?
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>>83555431
1464058190849-co
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>>83555531
Wew lad... I need more of this.
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>>83555452
Who is the equivalent of Dave Guy?
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>>83555431
>used up jew jokes
you're just going to make me drink harder faggot.
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>>83555462
It truly is. Apparently back in the day it wouldn't play anime straight from japan because it was some weird idiotic format that only japs use. Since weebs use the internet so much they spread rumors that it has malware and is a terrible program for videos when actually its perfectly fine.
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>>83555573
Greg
obviously
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Y'all bitches think this is your average, ordinary key chain?
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>>83555573
onion
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>>83555431
>Merchant Anon posing for a photo.
It's so perfect...
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>>83555560
They'd fuck until they shatter. The real query is, Who would be bottom?
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>>83555478
It's not about control. It's about the reasons you are attracted to what you are. Pedophilia is always about the power trip. YOU are the one in control because you are physically and mentally their superior. People your own age intimidate you. It's a character flaw.
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>>83555554
>>83555556
god doesn't like /sug/
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>>83555573
purple steven. literally the worst
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>>83555531
I want tobe her workout coach so her back and knees can stop hurting
>>83555560
they'd feel it in town
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>>83555628
That's a given.
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>>83555602
SURPRISE NIGGA! Dual sided, because pimpin' ain't easy.
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>>83555531
It's so top tier.
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>>83555618
they would probably be constantly fighting and wrestling to be on top
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>>83555506
>reading this in jonathan banks' voice
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>>83555570
wow, glad to see people actually using my shitty edit
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Did Rose dump Pearl?
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>>83555234
> I was only14years old
> I loved Jasper so much; I had all of her action figures and keychains
> I pray to Jasper every night before bed, thanking her for the life I've been given
> "Jasper is love," I say. "Jasper is life."
> My Dad hears me and he calls me a Shtoo-ball Quartz-fag
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Jasper
> I call him a wife-killing murdercockhead
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> I'm crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and it's really cold
> A warmth is moving toward me
> I feel something touch me
> It's Jasper
> I am so happy> She whispers in my ear, “Anal sex is just a cheap tactic to make boys gayer.”
> She grabs me with her powerful Quartz hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Jasper
> She penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much but I do it for Jasper
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against her force
> I want to please Jasper
> She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love
> My dad walks in
> Jasper looks him straight in the eye and says, “This is sick”
> Jasper leaves through my window and falls into a crevice
> Jasper is love, Jasper is life
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>>83555628
look at it this way, if one of our shitposts had stolen the get we might have been booted out immediately
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>>83555466
>>83555556
if you only read the good fanfics where pearl just wants to be abused and depersonalized then maybe yes.
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>>83555629
excuse me?
do you have a problem with every gems favorite game?
Steven Tag
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>>83555699
>My Dad
>Not Garnet or Greg
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT!
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>>83555696
It's a good edit.
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>>83555755
Nigga, the protagonist is goddamn Steven, you shit. I even said he was 14.
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literally the best character from the show
prove me wrong
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>>83555573
Jasper.
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>>83555625
i have no idea of the reasons. I'm not talking about myself
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>>83555699
This makes me man-moist
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>>83555798I Can't
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>>83555798
only half of the best character
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>>83555794
Saying you are 14 doesn't make the joke any worse when you forget to make it SU themed to the max.
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>>83555798
B E L I E V E I N S T E V E N
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Whatcha think?
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>>83555798
master of seduction
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>GOD TIER
Rose Quartz > Steven
>DEMIGOD TIER
Stevonnie > Rainbow Quartz
>(GOD POWERGAP)
>GREAT TIER
Amethyst > Pearl >>> Sapphire >>> Garnet
>OK TIER
Ruby > Opal = Sugilite
>YELLOW PEARL IS CUTE TIER
Yellow Pearl
>WHO CARES TIER
Lapis Lazuli > Sardonyx >>>>>> Malachite >>> Blue Diamond > Blue Pearl > Yellow Diamond
>JASPER TIER
Jasper > Alexandrite
>PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU
Peridot
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>>83555813
I posted thatbut don't tell anyone.
Wonder how you'd have reacted if you read my associate's story, "Semen Cumiverse: The Galaxy's Cumdump".
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>>83555861
You're right. I'm sorry, anons.
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>>83555811
I was using the general you. I usually prefer saying "one" instead. This is why.
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>>83555873
>Sapphire in Great Tier
Step it up.
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>>83555506
I can't tell if you are Zuke or Tang.
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What are your jobs, /sug/? Also, what are your dream jobs?
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>>83555873
>GOD TIER
Pearl
>DEMIGOD TIER
Everyone else
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>>83555977
Security Guard
Professional Author/Investor.
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>>83555873
>Rose above Steven
>Sapphire above Garnet
>Stevonnie above Garnet
>All the Homeworld gems below YELLOW PEARL
>Alexandrite and Malachite that low
>Opal being equal to Sugilite
>Ruby that low
>Rainbow Quartz that high
I award you the shittiest taste in the Universe lifetime achievement award. Congrats, buddy. You've earned it.
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>>83555798
Steven is the worst character in the show. Not only is he annoying, he's a literal mary sue.
I know that phrase gets thrown around a lot, but he is the worst example
>Only male gem
>Only hybrid
>Has dozens of incredible powers where most gems don't have more than two
>Has a magical lion for a pet
>Always morally in the right
>Everyone who doesn't like him is either an obvious asshole or comes around
>Only flaw is that he's an adorable kid
Seriously, what the fuck?
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I want tocuddleAmy
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>>83555999
THE DOUBLE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>83555977
>Infantry, shooter in a sniper section
>Security contractor in some hotspot somewhere
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>>83556047
who doesn't?
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>>83556031
Look up what your buzzword means, friend.
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>>83555873
ACTUAL POWER RANKING.
>GOD TIER
Rose Quartz = Steven
>DEMIGOD TIER
Every other gem.
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>>83555999
Correct
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>>83555999
pearls are for standing around, looking nice, holding your stuff for you etc.
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>>83556080
t. Doug
>>
so I'm just starting out I've seen some episodes here and there so I know pretty much the story of the gems and such. Can I skip most of the starter episodes and if I can how many is just filler?
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>>83556099
I'm citing the mary sue litmus test. He's absolutely a mary sue
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>>83555699
I would do anything for a Jasper action figure
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>>83556104
and for sexual
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>>83556031
>literal mary sue
It seems you don't know the meaning of any of that words.
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>>83555999
OK niggas
Next thread better be a Pearl thread
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>>83556123
>Skipping episodes
It isnt like theres a hurry with how slow the fuckers come out
Once youre hooked youre going to want to go back and watch them anyway
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You're a nice person and im glad you're alive.
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>>83556017
i don't see what's wrong with any of these?
>>83556100
this is acceptable i guess
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>>83556104
AY YO MANG, I DINNIT FIGHT AN THOUSAN YEAR WAR FO DIS SHIET! WE IZ CRYSTAL GEMS AND SHIET.
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>>83556148
Perfect
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>>83556123
>Knows the show has episodes solely made to achieve nothing and stale the plot
You are already a Level 2 SU fan my friend.
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>>83556104
pearl's bodies aren't customizable or everyone on homeworld has a thing for cone nosed thin flatties with big feet?
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>>83556164
fuck you anon, thanks
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>>83556123
filler is a tough word
because there are a lot of episodes that don't necessarily develop plot but develop characters
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FUCK PEARL
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>>83555699
>and falls into a crevice
thanks
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>>83556202
>has a thing for cone nosed thin flatties with big feet
You mean some people dont?
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>>83556207
How many develop the main cast?
The human cast (except the story important ones, Connie and Greg) are unnecessary so they don't count.
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>>83556097
>>83556047
comfiest gem
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>>83556163
alrioght thanks.
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>>83555977
pizza driver, cleaning small business operator, landlord.
having enough contracts and sub contractors that i don't have to work.
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>>83556221
NO
LOVE THE PEARL
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>>83552672
I'd self-insert.
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>>83555421
>genji
lol literal worst class faggot
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>>83552672
i would legitimately commit suicide
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>>83556207
Filler isn't a tough word, it's a stupid word that doesn't apply because Steven Universe isn't an adaptation.
>>
I did and got raped in the ass by all of the Gems. Was some weird shit.
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>>83551597
Sauce?
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>>83556236
is a possibility i guess
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>>83556341
>there is a worst class
maybe you should git gud.
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>>83556360
It applies because there are episode that have added absolutely nothing to the plot and reminder this show isn't some slice of life shit.
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>>83549686
>lapis and pearl suck eachother's toes
nice idea
http://65.media.tumblr.com/c52ce7b49f81e840f52575ce8be8fe0b/tumblr_o8dq7jJcNn1v61fago1_1280.png
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>>83555243
source?
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>>83552497
Was expecting something else at the end but pleasantly surprised.
Thanks doc.
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>>83556402
Do you even know what "filler" means?
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>>83556243
ok then, I don't actually suggest skipping all these episodes but I guess you can skip, Lars and the Cool Kids, Onion Trade, Joking Victim, Adventure Island, Political Power, Beach Party, Keep Beach City Weird, Horror Club, Shirt Club, Love Letters, Rising Tides Crashing Skies, and Sadie's Song
I don't suggest this and it make episodes you need to watch that still involves some of the townie characters a bit odd, like Joy Ride, Historical Friction and Onion Friend
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>>83556431
it's beautiful
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>>83556341
>anything but Mei
>worst class
Lol
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>>83556431
Lapis and pearl suck each othersnoses
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Although I wasn't there,
He said I was his friend.
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>>83556466
Well those kinds of episodes are clearly filling the gap for where a good episode could have been.
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>givingpearlthe gas
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>>83556549
subjective. sucrose said the show is about more than the lore, it's about the crystal gems finding beauty in the everyday antics of earth
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>>83556549
>these episodes are filler because I don't like them
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over here
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>>83556685
Then feature them in said episodes displaying "beauty".
It's bullshit anon and you know it.
>>83556726
No, some episodes are filler because they quite literally DON'T add to the story, some just ruin human characters that no one gave a shit about in the first place, and are completely pale and boring most of the time because of no CGs or action.
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>>83556402
>this show isn't some slice of life shit.
Yeah it is.
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>>83555262
>Vlc
Chrome is fine, Windows 10 isn't but I like the new DX so I need it. VLC is straight garbage, use CCCP codec way better.
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>>83556764
Name 3 episodes that doesn't develop a character or the plot.
>>
Predict who sings Love Like You and to who it's sung to /sug/I think it's Rose singing it to Steven in her room
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>>83556746
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>
Okay, I've given Steven a run through the mary sue litmus test.
He scored an 88.
The highest certainty of mary sue starts at 50
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>>83556685
fuck that shit anon we want "good" episodes (re: we don't actually like the show or care about what sugar's trying to do we want anime / action)
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>>83556783
>t. anime fan
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>>83556783
See
>>83555588
Fuck off you moron. You are just spouting bullshit you heard online.
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>>83556804
Rose singing to Greg. Spoiler could happen, or there might be a recording of it somewhere.
At the rate things are going, the last verse will be sung in the Season 3 finale, so maybe that'll be a clue once we get the title.
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>>83556804
i think its an abstract song thats meant to represent how many of the characters feel about each other
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>>83556764
maybe if it was marketed as some kind of sci-fi fantasy for teens and adults, but it's not. it's a children's cartoon airing during cn primetime
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>>83556812
>The comic that shall not be named
>cannon
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>>83555250
I'm sure they will eventually. Don't lose hope anon even if you are a fucking weirdo.
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>>83556811
Lionto herself and those around her by wearing the facade of someone who isn't torn between dying inside and just spiraling into insanity.
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>>83556812
well its a good thing, an important authority on such matters has told us this fact
oh no wait, what I meant to say was no one cares about you or your made up test
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>>83552351
ItsHIGH NOON
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>>83556804
Rose singing to the denizens of Earth
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>>83556870
what does that have to do with Steven being a severe Mary Sue?
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>>83556893
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>>83556846
>>83556836
>>83556783
>>83555588
>>83555462
>>83555379
>>83555059
>>83555262
guys guys guys, atleast we aren't fucking streamers.
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>>83556797
Sadie's Song.
Island Adventure.
Keep Beach City Weird.
Horror Club.
Garnet's Universe.
Say Uncle.
Rising Tides.
>inb4 it developed human characters.
Oh, the ones that are totally gonna be useful to the plot eventually?
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>>83556889
>absolute truth in comedy
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>>83556891
Fuck you, I didn't make this shitty test. It's been the leading guide to mary sues for over a decade now.
Don't bitch at me because your favorite character is objectively shit
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>>83556812
>8.8
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>>83556951
>Not liking say uncle
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>>83555588
>Since weebs use the internet so much they spread rumors that it has malware
You're fucking retarded. VLC actually did have malware unknowingly packaged onto it whenever it was hosted on Sourceforge.
https://blog.l0cal.com/2015/06/02/what-happened-to-sourceforge/
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>>83556964
>It's been a leading guide in Mary Sue test
Source
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>>83556913
Why not all the Gems forming the female siren choir that sings in the background when you form a totem in The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes, and they all sing along to one of Avi Tran's original compositions?
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>>83556987
I mean if you have a "unique" taste in humor then power to ya but it has nothing else besides that.
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>>83557018
ask any fucking writer who they use to tell if their character is a mary sue. I fucking dare you
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>>83556951
>Sadie's song was meant to develop Sadie and to give foreshadowing in the form of the song
>Island Adventure was meant to develop Lars and Sadie and introduce Mask Island
>KBCW was meant to foreshadow the Diamonds and their plan for the Earth before the rebellion
>Horror Club was to develop Lars and Ronaldo
>Garnet's Universe was to foreshadow Ruby and Sapphire
>Say Uncle doesn't count since it isn't cannon
>Rising Tides is meant to foreshadow a future episode
Developing the side characters is important so defending Beach City feels important. If you don't care for the side characters, you won't care if Steven's home is safe or not.
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>>83557046
Brb, asking stephen king
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>>83557046
>needing a fucking test on the internet to tell you if your character is a mary sue
sounds like you're just kinda a shit writer m8
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>>83556964
you want me to care?
do two things, first actually define what you mean because Mary Sue is literally a meaningless buzz word that people throw around all the time always meaning a different thing, second prove that it matters that he is a Mary Sue, since based on a lot of different definition of it I have seen, most protagonists qualify for one definition or another anyway
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>>83557046
Something tells me you might be a special child.
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>>83555999
>Double trips
hmmmmmm
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>>83557075
>Say Uncle doesn't count since it isn't cannon
fucking F I L L E R
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>>83557075
this
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>>83557075
The gems don't care about the "home" at all.
They haven't cared for more then 14 years it's only Steven who cares and idiots like you who find hope in the fact all these stupid ass episodes make these "side" characters useful later in the plot.
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>>83556951
>Sadie's Song
Developed Sadie and introduced her mom even if it was a shit episode.
>Island adventure
Showed what a manipulative slut Sadie is.
>Horror Club
Developed Lars and Ronaldo
>Garnet's Universe
Showed how Steven percieves Garnet as the strongest person ever which was a good setup to her getting her ass kicked by Jasper.
>Say Uncle
Its almost like that episode was made as a joke you fucking idiot
>Rising Tides
I will accept this as filler actually. It didn't show anything new about ronaldo or anyone else really.
>inb4 it developed human characters.
>Oh, the ones that are totally gonna be useful to the plot eventually?
Yes they are important to the plot because they are important to Steven. The gems aren't the MCs. Steven is. It is a show completely about him and from his perspective. What you call filler I call hin learning more about the people he loves.
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>>83557076
>>83557103
>>83557108
>>83557114
butthurt pedos unite
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>>83557018
I use it.
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>>83557146
THE GEMS ARE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER
THIS ENTIRE IS ABOUT STEVEN AND HIS PERSPECTIVE ON EARTH AND HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY
EVERYTHING ELSE IS SECONDARY
HOW DO PEOPLE NOT FUCKING GET THIS 2 AND A HALF SEASONS IN
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>>83557174
>they're calling out his bullshit
>"p-pedophiles!"
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>>83557121
I DECLARE NEXT THREAD A PEARL THREAD
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>>83557156
Filler to the plot.
It developed shitty human characters.
The gems ARE important main characters because along with Steven they have appeared in the most episodes so far.
If 3/4 of the MCs don't give a fuck about the place they call "home" it shows how little of importance it holds to the plot of the show.
Sometimes the episodes give a good chuckle and good to watch during hiatuses but foreshadows only get you so far when you look back at shit they were foreshadowing.
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>>83557146
Pearl is really the only CG that doesn't really care for the Earth. However, she wanted to stand by Rose no matter what because she loved her. Amethyst was created on Earth, therefore has a reason to care, and Garnet knows Earth is the only place where she can be her, therefore has a reason to care. However since the show is located in Beach City, we the audience need a reason to care. And how do you make the audience care? Creating characters that are developed and are likable. Yes Lars and Ronaldo are shit stains but not every person is likable. But Lars is getting developed so he can become a better character while Ronaldo is really used as a tool to foreshadow shit.
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Post favorite gems
we need to waste this image limit before page 10
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>>83556685
>>83556726
Sadie's Song is filler. "But it helped Sadie with her relationship with her mom!"
No, we already got something like that in Lion 3. Sadie's Song created a problem that it resolved within itself.
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>>83552381
>windows 10, windows 7, macs
Come on guys, I thought better of yourselves.
Files on desktop were left there because I was working on something, usually it's clean
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>>83557241
my favorite gem is Ashton
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>>83557228
>the gems are MCs
The only MC is Steven. Everyone even the gems are just characters in his story. Some characters are more important some are less but he is the one at the center of everything and the entire show is from his perspective.
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>>83557208
It's a shame such a good show has such a shit MC
>>83557215
I'm sorry you feel so much lust for one fat little boy that you can't even recognize that he's annoying and unrealistic
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>>83557241
yes sir
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>>83557271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY2wRBcLOzc It's almost like the song is foreshadowing future events
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>>83557287
Put your trip back on Misha.
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>>83557241
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>>83557208
THIS SHOW IS SHIT
HOW DO PEOPLE NOT FUCKING GET THIS 2 AND A HALF SEASONS IN
MAYBE IF I USE ALL CAPS MY OPINIONS WILL MATTER
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>>83557287
>"I'll just keep calling them pedophiles instead of trying to make a point."
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>>83557297
nah this show makes its foreshadowing much more obvious than that
take for example Ronaldo literally shouting about the Diamond Authority coming to hallow out the Earth
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>>83556946
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>>83557311
>disagree with someone
>automatically assume they're someone you don't like
arguing on 4chan 101. If we were on /g/ you'd be calling me pajeet right about now.
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>>83553985
Well I can see this ended well.
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>>83556946
i don't get this mamay
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>>83552608
Jesus mary 'n joseph!
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>>83557280
wasn't there a dude who guest storyboarded who basically did the same thing
at least he didn't draw them sucking face
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>>83557443
here's some context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JaY3vtb760
or just look up skooksand more SU-Overwatch fanart pls
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>ep chock full of friendship
>holy shit I can't even handle it
>even has a bit of exposition and light comedy
I wish there were more buddy eps
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>>83557227
No, fuck Pearl.
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>>83552381
I'm not home at the moment, so have this for now.
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>>83556031
>Always morally in the right
>I didn't watch full disclosure
Don't get me wrong, I believe Steven is a bit too perfect at times, but at least be accurate when you criticize him.
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>>83557513
yeah, but i just don't think its funny
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