/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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The results from last night are in! Another divisive poll, I'm holding you to this /sug/!

First chance ta PLACE YA BETS!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10413492

>>83540598

Sup /sug/, how's your day going?

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>>83540598
Remember to believe /co/!

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Would you kill Peridot?

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Greg inseminates the Cluster.

What's the result if this happens?

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>look at Zuke's Twitter
>she's losing it

I feel like if anything is confirmation of Lapis and Peridot being confined to the sidelines, it's this. The waifus were the only thing making her sane.

Hold tight, my queen of well written character interaction

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Do gems have strong legs?

>>83540618
Just woke up, im sure it's going to be great

This was supposed to be the Summer of Steven™.

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>>83540598
A best ship general it seems

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So really.
This Summer of Steven is gonna suck hard dick isn't it?

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>>83540598
We're back, baby!

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>>83540656

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To the guy wgho said he loves the person who posts Pearl here

>>83540654

My my, isn't it a bit late to be waking up just now?

>>83540598
This is /ss/.

We should agree on no more /ss/ editions.

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>>83540667
why

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Nth for this show needs more gem designs /fusions in the next few episodes or I'm calling bullshit

>>83540648
I like the theory from last night that Zuke's taking us on a wild ruse cruise, and that Peridot/Lapis is actually the furthest ship from the truth.

>>83540643
yes, i cant stand that fucking meme gem.

>>83540674

>Blue blush

>Pointy teeth

Cute/10

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Is that Anon that requested I draw punk lapis still here?

I-I did what you told me to do.

>>83540690
Sure is

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Bad roll, /co/. You've landed on my Beta Kindergarten.

That'd be 470 Pearls, please. Plus tip

>>83534574
I know this comment was forever ago, but I'm sick of people saying pearl served white diamond.

>Everything I ever did, I did for her

She has always served Rose...ALWAYS.

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>>83540674
I love you too,Pearl anon

>>83540732
Fuck me that's horrible.

Nice work though.

>>83540643
I wouldn't have to, just stop watching her for a day or two.

>>83540716
Once again pointing out that if she's basing her shipping on future info it would breach her NDS

>>83540710
Worth alone for that yellow pearl

>>83540735

Well I also woke up like an hour ago so I'm not the one to talk but you should try to fix your sleep cycle, it can be detrimental to your body

>>83540749
>Orange Kindergarten
Mark my words,Jasper was made there or i'll eat a fuckin belt

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>>83540693
It's not /ss/, it's just 2 friends sharing a nap and a cuddle.There's nothing wrong with it.

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>>83540697
That's why she'll keep winning, and why Jasper will keep helping until she understands the Way of The Steven

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Don't ever go to a Californian gun store and suggest you want a pistol instead of a shotgun. You might have to redo your drywall from time to time, but at least you won't look like a total bitch.

Welcome to afternoon /sug/, where the Americans are in school, and thus, unable to shitpost. Those of you who are… you're stupid. Focus on your school work. I shouldn't even have to say that. I'm your host, Blue Waifubait.

>as suggested above: actual discussion happens when most of the burgers are asleep or away at work. I'm allowed to say this because I'm a burger myself.
>In a related story: another ameican is unable to comprehend the discussion going on, and requests cute gems. Why not both? The world may never know.
>Warhammer anon cannot catch a fucking break as he is accosted by another 'non responding in a completely unrelated meme. Strike two, pal. I hope third times the charm.
>What exactly happened at the end of Same Old World? A debate rages like a fire as anons argue back and forth over what exactly happened, and if it has any correlation to actually being talked about in universe.
>Are Gems ALIUMS? The answer may surprise you! Local Super Burger is quoted as saying "GEMS and steve not greg and STEVE ok".
>Love must be in the air, as both ladies of the noun are flirting once more in poems. Queen of the Amazon's concludes they oughta fuck already.
>Its astonishing that up until this point, no one had considered JasperxSteven. One lone hero posts a very lewd/cute image that supports this claim at the cost of his own posting rights.
>If you see the gregposter, give him a hug.
>Why do gems have asses? We don't know. It probably has something to do with science and anatomy. And sitting.

That's all for now, faithful listeners.
Be sure to tune in next time.

>>83540758
>Punks are horrible
You're not wrong

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>>83540749
How about i give you 4 Garnets and 14 Rubies.

No fuck you i ain't giving you a single Sapphire

>>83540749

So the beta kindergarten is on a desert?

Cool.

>>83540667
Why would Jasper's redemption arc suck?

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>>83540755
And together we love Pearl <3

>>83540648
Her and Hilary really do know how to write. Whoever keeps writing the fucking awful Ruby/Sapphire lines could learn a thing or two.

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>>83540815
yes

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>>83540693
The girl has to be or act older for it to be /ss/

>>83540826
>Not liking the cheesy as fuck flirting
What's wrong with you?

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>>83540787

>>83540627
That cat mouth anime shit pisses me off. It's a cheap trick to make weak gems kawaii. It's just as bad as tumblr nose.

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>>83540858
:^)

>>83540646
Millions of Stevens
Stevens for me
Millions of Stevens
Stevens for free

>>83540807
>Are Gems ALIUMS?
I LOVE YOU !!!

>>83540865
>cat mouth
>as bad as tumblr nose
No.

Cat mouth is bad, but tumblr nose is much worse.

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>>83540812
Pretty sure it's a canyon.

It's kinda Grand.

>>83540360
>but nobody wants that.
>whatever enemy happens, CG's are away, is only lapis and peridot
>away fro water sources, Lapis can't bruteforce it
>only option: fuse
>long tiresome battle between enemy and Connie swordsman, Steven tank and Fusion range atack
>they win, all tired and hurt, seems like the girls will come to friendship through it
>Connie runs to steven to see if he's fine
>Fusion, being the thirtiest gem gor Steven secondonly to Pearl, picks him up and away from Connie
>"He's fine now. Did you need something, human?"
yes, I want it

>>83540865


Who the fuck thinks red nose is somehow cute?

Cat mouth is objectively the cutest.

Praise cat mouth Peri.

>>83540892
kek'd

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>>83540863
The flirting isn't the bad part, it's the literally everything else. Keystone is a fucking joke - the final scene pre-Garnet is atrocious. Sapphire's line may as well be

> OH MY GOODNESS WE MADE STEVEN FEEL LIKE HE IS THE PROBLEM EVEN THOUGH HE IS NOT THE CAUSE OF THE PROBLEM AT ALL

for all the subtlety it has.

>>83540788
>you should try to fix your sleep cycle
My alarm did wake me up at 8 but i guess i just wanted more sleep, I'll be fine

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Give her back

;_;

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>>83540888

What would have happened if they just told the Rubies the truth?

That Jasper fell into a hole and they haven't seen her since.

>>83540807

Jesus Christ would those poem fags just fuck already!

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>>83540981

are you ready for some edgy fanfiction, /sug/?
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/6978718

and here is the music you should play while reading.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

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>>83540950
>There are anons out there who use their relationship as a reason to make them out as the worst gems.

>>83540807
Thanks for the report, unknown random anon.

>>83540993
Do I count , I got drunk like 4 nights ago and posted something like 5 poems in one thread ...

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>>83540961
best gem

>>83540984

Then they would've stayed on earth looking Jasper, and she would've told them about the crystal gems and lapis's treason, or maybe lead the Ruby squad herself and try to take on the gems

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>>83540618
Ok I guess, found a microbiologist assistant job that I technically qualify for but will take hours to apply to and there's a 98% chance I won't get it
Also still no Bob's Burgers and it's driving me nuts
Finally no one seems to share my love of Amethyst getting punched in the face.

>>83540749
>The Grand Canyon was a Kindergarten
I've heard some mysterious shit about that place, but this is cool

>>83541057

Unless you do it everyday then no, you don't count.

>>83540945
It's not supposed to be cute. It's just a cheap trick. I'm being completely serious. One is a cheap trick to make a character cute and another is to simply add detail to a face when artists aren't skilled enough to do it any other way.

>>83540807
Jesus Christ I need to stop ending up I these

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>>83541029
fuck, i forgot my edgy picture.

>>83541088

>Jasper-Lapis mating/heat cycle

Supreme taste right there.

Also,lab assistant? That sounds pretty great, is it at a hospital?

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>>83540807
Thanks for the update LLNK

>>83540807
>warhammer anon
What

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>>83541029
>switching tenses right at the end

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>>83540807
>senpai finally noticed me

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Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions

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>>83541137
Oh come now anon , you know you love it xD

>>83541137
That isn't an edgy picture

>>83541180
Nigga try harder, I've gotten into these things twice in a single report

>>83541172
the whole story basically takes place in past tense, as like the narrator telling the story of what happened up to this moment, i dont know i haven't done that before.

>>83541188

>xD


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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>>83540040
Probably mixed feelings of confusion, disgust but also absolute fascination and wanting to find out how all of this could possibly work

http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/post/132677012317/as-a-sidebar-i-kinda-wanted-to-talk-about

>>83540807
I love you lapis reporter anon

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How do you feel about OCs?

>>83541206
I'm actually involved in 4 of those stories, but I'm usually inactive when LLNK is doing their thing.

>>83541150
It's with Da Guberment
If I get it and make it through a year I'll have the best health insurance and be unfirable, apparently it takes a fucking year to fire government employees

>>83540892
>A Steven for every Gem on Homeworld
>They just follow them around and get upset whenever anyone plans anything evil
>Homeworld comes juddering to a halt as every Pearl in existence instantly opts that the Stevens are their new mast-I mean, Sons
>The Diamonds, sitting in their palace, each with a Steven in their lap, not quite sure why they've calmed the fuck down on all this genocide shit, but unable to crush worlds because it'd upset their Stevens
Fund it. Fund it all.

>>83541236

They're all autistic.

>>83541133
Fuck you I wish I could make it into one. I only made it into one of those simulators and there's so many I can't even remember which one it is

>>83541236
Autism in carnate

>>83541246

Holy shit

Drawfags, Writefaggots, Make it happen!

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>>83540627
All I want is to cuddle Peridot, and it won't happen no matter how hard I believe

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>>83540961
in good time anon

she will return

>>83541246
10/10 ,would read again !

>>83541272
Like I said I've made it into so e of them twice in one report

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Jasper why you eat my doritos

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Reminder that Gems are harvested for reasons!

>>83541246
This is the best plan ever
except that impregnating gem shards means all the Stevens will be retarded

>>83541079
> jasper leading the ruby squad.

Pfffftt I would like to see that.

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>>83540807
Keep up the good work.
On a unrelated note, I love Wario.

>>83541354
Imagine Jasper and all the Rubies crammed into their little spaceship.

>>83541350
>edgy OC
>killing pearls
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>83541344
I've read that as clitoris. I was confused, but not ashamed.

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>>83540598
Is it Stevidot day already? How glorious

>>83540618
Working. Just want to go home and change the strings on my guitar and write a song about the Cyrstal gems pearl to be specific

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>>83541300
>>83541327
>And for our mistakes, the cluster forgave us
>And in forgiving it died to grant us what Rose Quartz had believed in all along, what the Crystal Gems had united for, what we needed above all else!
>Stevens, Millions of them

>>83541244

Well I wish you the best of lucks then, really, I hope you make it in but if you don't just remember it's not the end of the world.

>>83540807
No this is BULLSHIT. I PUT THE NAME IN. Why didn't it appear!

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>>83541392
I don't need any edgy OC

>>83541392
So a hand with a gem on it is an edgy oc?

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>>83541411
Dubs confirm Best Ship

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>>83541388
>I hate my life
>I hate my life
>I hate my life
now I want to see it too

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>>83541419
Can't wait to hear it

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>>83541411
Is a platonic Stevidot fine too?

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It's comfy time /sug/! What do you think is the comfiest episode of SU?

Post comfy gems.

Have some comfy music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv0ocJmjZCI

>>83541458
on the back on the hand? yes.

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>>83540807

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>>83541407

>>83541419

Is it at least a job you enjoy? Regardless, hang in there, bud.

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>>83541493

>>83541323
>implying
Your waifu is going to be in an episode of uncle grandpa
How does that make you feel?

>>83541388
>they start singing
>OHHHHH ONE MILLION PEARLS BEING SLAVES ON THE WALL.

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>>83541491
Whether platonic or romantic, best ship is best ship brother

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>>83541493

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If Stevidot is so "good", then why are there no good fanfics of it?

>>83541508
Thank you based anon.

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>>83541525
>More cancerous crossovers
At least the show will perish but same Jasper is probably gonna be ridiculed for it.

>>83541525

>We will never see a Xarna vs Jasper match

A real pity, it would be the guns show of the century

>>83541278
>implying you wouldn't cuddle her
>implying you wouldn't fuse with her
>implying you wouldn't wait for her to grow up
>implying you wouldn't protect her from corrupted gems
>implying you wouldn't comfort her when she thinks she's monster
>implying you wouldn't grow old while she stays young
>implying you wouldn't die in her arms happily

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>>83540807
>tfw noticed by newsanon

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>>83541493
Happy lappy.

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>>83541493
i like amethysts episodes

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>>83541491
Glad to see there are more platonic Steven and Peridot, lovers here

>>83541455

Don't worry, mang. 4chin fucks with you every once in a while. Like how it keeps rejecting my FUCKING PICS EVEN THO THEY ARE IN AN ACCEPTED FORMAT

>>83541551
Popular opinion=/=quality.

C'mon, Charlie Brown

>>83541388
>>83541476
>>83541545
>"I spy with my-"
>"IT'S RED. YOU'RE ALL RED. THE SHIP IS RED. THE WINDOW IS RED."

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>>83541525
sad

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>>83541428
And then he told on to me,
Here , this gift of Steven I bestow upon you all,
Not just the rich , not just the poor , but to all,
To all those that live ,I give on to you the gift,
Of Steven.The gif of love. The gift of peace.

>>83541592
Amethyst's episodes are usually pretty angsty, but have comfy endings. with hugs and cuddles.

>>83541517
Oh I love my job, it's good work and good people but a lot of people have been sick and out and that means 16 hour shifts for me, this is day 3 with 3 more to go.

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>>83541556
>cancerous

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If two gems, each with a gem in their opposite eye, fused, would it create a fusion that's completely blind?

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>>83541551
Are you kidding me?

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>>83541645
That's why they are my favorites

>>83541634
>Lapis attempts to write romantic poetry.
>"Roses are red and violets are blue...I fucking love flowers and I hate you."

>>83541643
>pic
Fuck you, Steven. A lot of this fandom is fucking cancer.

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>>83541643

>>83541684
Yes. It's just bait for people to post any Stevidot fics that they may have.

>>83541682

No, why?

They could always just have more than 2 eyes

>>83541682
I prefer the idea that they can see out of them when they replace eyes, maybe even with some kind of enhanced vision. Eye Gems are used as scouts or sharpshooters or something.

>>83541556
>cancerous
Hilarious is the word you are lookinh for. Before the recent episodes it was the only funny episode this show has had.

>>83541308
Just get a girlfriend who's smol and cuddle her.
There's a smol girl who lives near the apartment I'm moving into next month and we've been flirting on and off since we met a little while back, so I'm hopeful.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl8a9b76GMg

>>83541668

16 hours! Wow. You gonna need a vacation after this

>>83541682
no, they can see. centipetlee had a gem eye and wasn't blind

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>>83541583

Damn, this is the comfiest thing I've ever seen.

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>>83540669
you're not the real sardonix poster get out.

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Everyone loves Greg.

>>83541747
That's true, but what constitutes a fusion with having more eyes?
Is it the amount of gems that are fusing?
Because with the prime example being Opal, both gems have two normal sets of eyes and the fusion has the same.

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>>83541834
Except Garnet, she ain't got time for that.

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>>83541834

>>83540732
Dearest anon. Ladylike jasper please. <3

Many thanks in advance

yours eternally.

>>83541834
Men don't love Greg

>>83541866

God the early art looked so bad.

I mean I still love the old episodes but damn

>>83541782
That doesn't seem healthy.
>get around to fucking.
"Uh uh uh, oh Peri!"
"Who?"

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>>83540815

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>>83541183

>>83541856
Greg is the one thing that could turn Garnet hetrosexual.
Not Ruby and Sapphire mind you, just Garnet.
It'd make things incredibly awkward when they unfuse
>We had sex with a man!
>It's probably just a phase she's going through!

>>83541880
Platonic love CAN exist between 2 straight men. Did you lean nothing from Wayne's World?

>>83541843

Well Malachite had 4 eyes even tho it was a 2-gems fusion.

>>83541682
If the fusion was big enough, they could replace the pupils like the Ruby Squad fusion.

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>>83541820
It is me, baby!

>>83541880
Are you sure?

>>83541892
>>83541940
True that

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>>83541900
>mfw she's into Steven Universe
>mfw I know Peridot is her favorite gem
>mfw imagining Stevidot Roleplay with her

>>83541778
Bullshit.

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https://youtu.be/DJGYBmOpQWw

Has there ever been a comfier, more feelgood moment in this show's run?

>that soft piano music
>Everyone cheering and laughing for Steven
>"What's that thing you say with the Porkchops and the hotdogs?"
>Amethyst hugging lion

>>83541940
I meant romantically
please don't get mad at me

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>>83541815
No this

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>>83541684
>My word! It smells of coitus in here!

Someone can 911 my sides have detonated.

>>83541940
Tell that to tumblr

>>83541407
Hey fuck you man I posted that the first time.

>>83541993
It's okay, buddy. Better a run-of-the-mill faggot than a tumblr snowflake.

>>83541970
>roleplaying a 14 years old boy and a green rock

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>>83541933
Nah, Garnet has seen that thing she doesn't have time to sacrifice Ruby or Sapphire for something that's been used.

>>83541987
>Has there ever been a comfier, more feelgood moment in this show's run?

>Isn't it remarkable, Steven? This world is full of so many possibilities. Each living thing has an entirely unique experience. The sights they see, the sounds they hear. The lives they live are so complicated, and so simple. I can't wait for you to join them.
>Steven, we can't both exist. I'm going to become half of you. And I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself, that's me, loving you and loving being you. Because you're going to be something extraordinary. You're going to be a human being.

>>83541993
>>83542072
Wait, I misread that post chain. Fuck you.

>>83542072
thanks

>>83541987
That is pretty goddamn comfy. The ending to Winter Forecast where Connie walks into the room where Steven is sleeping and sits next to him so they can watch the snow together is comfy too, but I think yours might be comfier.

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Sorry, /sug/ we need the outlet for our rock tumbler.

>>83542029
I missed the last, like, 6 threads. I can't keep up with you people, I got better things to do.

>>83541970
>jokingly call her Peridot.
"What?"
"Oh! S-sorry. I was kidding! You d-don't hate me now do you?"
"Uh, no?"
"WOW THANKS!"
"Goodnight Anon."
>Shuts the door.
"Y-You too."

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>>83542118
Jesus Christ, I'm using text to speech ,and listening to that post made me teary eyed.

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>>83542164
PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN

>>83541350
pook?

>>83542170
How long are you away from these threads mate.
If it's more then two days don't be surprised to missed threads but otherwise you are full of shit, sug doesn't go that fast at most when you sleep you'll miss 3.

>>83541350
oh here you go you forgot the green text:

>you will never see lower caste, outlier pearl kindergartens.

>you will never see how brutal a process it is for pearl inspection due to lax quartz screening and handling supervision.

>you will never see them begin to torment the pearls they inspect and poof out of sheer boredom of doing the same field of work for hundreds or thousands of years at a time.

>you will never watch some of the quartz inspectors make vile games out of seeing how much distress the newly generated pearls can handle in being forced to watch things like two quartz's slowly pulling a defective pearl apart until it poofs followed by a quick shattering stomp as soon as the gem touches the ground.

>you will never watch as one of the inspectors takes a defective pearl by the arm and quickly dip the pearl in vinegar and pull her out to see how long it takes for the acidic effect on the pearl to poof her while instructing the pearl that she'll be shattered if she poofed before the experiment was over.

>you will never be a quartz experiencing a twinge of guilt as the pearl who's neck is in her hand stares you in the eyes with pure fear and confusion to her situation before the quartz snaps out of her hesitation and snaps the pearls neck and tosses the gem into the pile.

>you will never find out the reason why peridots are rotated in and out of the kindergartens at a faster rate than the quartz's is due to the sounds and sights of the pearl stress inspections eventually wearing down the peridots work productivity.

>>83542209
Yes, I'm ashamed of that, I think I was going to write an 'f' and my hand wanted to do both a capital 'F' and a lowercase 'f' and somehow I ended up with a 'k'.

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>>83542164

so what's with the whole IP limit thing on mega?
Your download could not proceed because it would take you over the current free transfer allowance for your IP address. please help me i am a low life scrub

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>>83542205
>>83542280
WOAH! Can you believe Rose came back to life and told Pearl that she loved her?

They'll never let us show that again!

>>83542268
What kind of green do you have for the other one? >>83541456

>>83541970
Commodore please go, you were supposed to be deaded by phyrexians...and you never gave me a library card.

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So what's the situation? Has Steven Floats aired in the states yet?

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>>83542268
>implying Pearls are made in the ground
>implying Pearls aren't made by another Gem

>>83542315
nope, and I'm pretty sure its aired in more countries than France.

>>83540860
Peridot is canonically a grown ass adult. I can't get over how idiotic some people are by assuming Peridot is young because she is short and out of her element.

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>>83542299

>>83542309
nothing yet i have to think about it.

>>83542338
did i specify the location, no i didn't for that reason you just pointed out.

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>>83542299

>>83542316
Nnnngh

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>>83542354
And acts like a fucking 12 year old

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>>83542299
this was her face when....

>>83542292
you gotta wait m8
i used a VPN and could cheat, but doesn't work everytime

>>83542377
>field work
>kindergarten
>didn't specify the location

Did you even know what you were implying? Are you autistic?

>>83542316
wow that sure was a hell of a ride

>>83542424
field as in type of work not location you little autism sufferer.

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>>83542385
So did Donnie.
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, PERIDOT!

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This is the purple gem. Who is also best gem

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>>83542449
>being this retarded

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here is my wife don't fucking look at my wife

>>83542451
I'd love it if Lapis ended up flirting with humans.

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>>83540598
Pearl is cute

CUTE!

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>>83542523
Who do you think Steven would take as his wife when he's older?

No, Connie isn't an option because she'd die far before Steven ever would.

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>/toy/'s Greg is a Steven Universe fan.

Jesus Christ, this is probably the worst news I've received all day...

>>83542523
DAMN I WANT LLNK AS MY WIFE !!!

>>83542522
seriously are you this stupid to think i'm being the dumb one here? i dont even have to post a reaction image to know the point sailed over your head long ago.

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>>83542475
It's true

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>>83542475
I like when the mom gem carries the purple gem.

>>83540807

>Americans are in school
I work at night, anon.

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>>83542523
Y U NO SHARE WAIFU!?!?!?

>>83542475
Why is Amethyst so sexy.

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>>83542523
That's my wife you shit.

>>83542550
>implying Connie's death wouldn't kill Steven of old age

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>>83542576
There are plenty of her to go around.

>>83542523
Your wife is shit.

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>>83542523
Keep your shit-tier wife to yourself

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Just give her back

;_;

>>83542569
she looks like a bee stung her mouth

>>83542599
I think you mean heartbreak, anon.

But no, he'd get over it because he has five other girls, seven if you count Sapphire and Ruby.

>>83542550

Doctor Maheswaran, who will use her Indian Medical Secrets to live to 200 years.

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>>83542641
give it time

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>>83542523
No, that's Steven's wife.

>>83542621
Fuck you your wife is dead.

>>83542641

Relax, we're going to get a redemption arc.

Or an arc where she dies.

>>83542642
It's what happens when you're a nigger.

>>83540651
>strong legs
if they did would they be faster than a Rebecca Sugar can- (user was banned for this post)

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>>83542561

And if anyone wants proof, he's the Steven cosplayer.

>>83542703
don't call her a nigger, she isn't that shit-tier

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>>83542641

>>83542712
What, we can't post faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate now?

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This needs to be an episode.

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>>83541987
>>83542148

Although it's not the comfiest, I think the ending of Gem Drill is pretty comfy too. First you have Steven and Peridot celebrating their survival and victory, than followed by them reuniting with the other gems being all very happy

>>83542723
Alright fine, it's what happens when you are black.

She acts like a nigger though.

>>83542550
No idea but he will have fathered an entire race of gem humans once Homeworld colonizes Mars with Abraham Lincoln

>>83542730

Lapis was the abuser tho
She kept Jasper underwater for no damn reason when Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst could have poofed

Lapis is a fucking bitch I hope she desolves in water

>>83542734
Even on anon I can't bring myself to say stuff like that as hilarious as it was
I will however mention Garnet's Lovecraftian armpits

>>83540807
>Americans are in school
it's June

>>83542721
jesus christ
shameful newfab here,what's so bad about him?

>>83542772

Really, Garnet, Amethyst, or Pearl could have easily stopped them from fusing by throwing off their synch.

Everyone but Jasper is responsible for Malachite being allowed to actually form.

>>83542772
Jasper is the bad guy, not Lapis.

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>>83542772
She did it for him, and she would do it again.

>>83542812

He unironically uses pepe.

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>>83542566

>>83542772
same

>>83542824
Lapis is an overpowered cunt with some sort of ptsd mental illness and Jasper was just doing her job

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>>83541137
what an edgy ant

>>83542838
wow

>>83542812

Just search Kiwifarms, you'll get a lot of info on him.

Or have a good look at these threads at the unbridled autismo himself.

>>>/toy/5717145
>>>/toy/5717420

So hyped for new episodes man, but I'm not so hyped for human focused episodes that don't involve the gems, they will be involved right?

>>83542523
Yeah, see, I think there might be a slight flaw in your brilliant plan there lad.

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>>83542755
>Garnet holding Lapis like a baby
>Shades are mostly Blue
This is just a coinciden-
>Shades were mostly blue when she was pitying Lapis in Same Old World

T-this is just a... coincidence..

>>83542885
>kiwifarms
No thanks.

I think I've seen enough.

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>>83542903
new beach episode when?

>>83542354
>you've never considered falling asleep with someone anything but for sexual
I'm so sorry for you.

>>83542903
Probably marginally, as is standard for human episodes

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>>83541476

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>>83542903
>They will be involved right?

>>83542885
wow
he needs to wear a bra

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>>83542935
Indexer

So would you appreciate the show more for having the stones to kill off Jasper or would you scorn it for killing her off?

No, I do not mean bubbling or what happened now.

I mean legit, her gem is destroyed killing.

>>83541892
That was just a different artist, I forgot her name (it wasn't Jo), but she only helped out with some REALLY early episodes and then stopped to focused on behind-the-scenes stuff.

>>83542980
I wouldn't mind if Jasper died.

I never cared about her.

>>83542980
Well she is getting sent to hell so maybe she'll die there.

>>83542980
i would call it lazy writing for killing off a character with so much potential

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>>83542935

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Would you let Jasper sit on your face?

>>83542980
If it was done well, sure, I can get behind that. I hate it when people assume death automatically brings something to the story, though, especially with a show like this that does quite a balancing act with the mostly optimistic atmosphere and the occasional darker stuff. So no, I wouldn't applaud them just for "having the stones" to do it, but if they pulled it off well and with a purpose, I'd see no reason to complain.

>>83542980
this >>83543002 , but if they do it really good it could be a really big step in the right direction.

>>83543002

I can appreciate that answer.

If she was going to have just been killed off, it would have been better for her gem to take the hit from the finishing arrow so the Gems could all adjust to being murderers.

Well, Garnet (or at least half of her) wouldn't care and neither would Pearl, but Amethyst has never killed a Gem before.

>>83543035
Zuke would

so what's this noise I hear about Jasper being in a UG episode?

Is that like, confirmed?

>>83543035

Wouldn't that kind of injury poof a gem?

Also Lapis is on the wrong side for a proper face sitting.

>>83543086
Title is called Jerky Jasper so people are assuming the shitty crossover.

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>>83543086
An upcoming UG eoiaod ehad the title "Jerky Jasper". Its anyone's guess what it really was, but the possibiliry of it being a crossover ep again was high.

And then UG was canceled for a other season of TTGO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKpQ_FwoPAU
How acurate is this?

>>83543152
Fuck Armrest

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PRESS F INTO THE COMMENTS IF YOU THINK ROSE SHOULD HOLD AND CARESS PEARL TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER.

PRESS G TO SAY "rose please don't leave again"

>>83543152
Well, Amethyst is shit.

So it's pretty accurate.

>>83543190

Press A to let go.

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>>83540598
this episode was truly better than I expected.

I'm hyped for the summer

>>83543148
>And then UG was canceled for a other season of TTGO.
Please tell me you're joking

>>83543148
cancelled permanently?

SO I DON'T EVEN GET SHITTY CROSSOVER JASPER?

>>83543152
Well, it's not incorrect.

>>83543222

Somebody post the image.

>>83543152
>implying the crew are unaware of Amethysts flaws

>>83543152
>it's funny because he draws like shit and talks like an autist

>>83543152

I'm an Amethyst fag and this still made me laugh.

>>83543262
He's right about several things though.

>>83543220
What would a fusion of Bob and Earl look like?

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>>83543152

Eh, I laughed

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>>83543152
>not liking ame because of her flaws
stop this