GETTING BACK ON THE RIGHT TRACK Edition
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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Don't forget ta PLACE YA BETS! Do it for her, /sug/!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10413492
Don't forget
Do you not mind or like Ruby or Sapphire?
I WILL TALK MY POLITICS IF I WANT
nth for best gem
>>83546116
We're back, baby!
Greg's car wash is just how he launders his crystal meth money. He's secretly loaded.
>the Rubies can get back to earth speedily after checking Neptune
What if Lapis seeks out Jasper to poof and bubble her, ready to present to Homeworld should they come knocking again?
I don't think anyone would defend her sadly
What would be the worst ending for the series /sug/?
What would be the best?
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83546186
Go to /pol/ then
>Playing neo vagos
>tfw I realize its page 9
My New Vegas kick I was talking about two threads ago has gotten to the point where my total amount of caps is now 110k.Not to mention getting a suit of Enclave power armor at level 15.Help me.
Welcome to Afternoon /sug/, where we gather round a sacrificial altar, in dire hope to calm the rampant shitposting devil inside of us all to no avail. I'm your host, Bratty PTSD Wife.
Not a whole lot going on right now, but I still have a job to do. I'm positive it'll pick up later when more anons are off work or done napping.
>12 year old trolls an autist in hopes of looking cool, and is promptly schooled on proper baiting etiquette. What he doesn't realize is that he must be at least 18 to post on this site. Www.4chan.com, amirite
>Anon with bad luck wishes he could make it into a newspos- oh hey look at that!
>Anon admits to roleplaying as a 14 year old boy. The /Steven shenanigans/ are strong with this one.
>Pearl gets btfo as they miss Rose's declaration of love to her thanks to a nerds rock tumbler. So bad o sad.
>An insane madman posts the Roll-a-Pearl pic again. You stupid idiot. That's just asking for a ban.
> a classic case of a millennidumb expressing their need to be a special snowflake as they appear to be "demisexual". You mean you'll only fuck someone you love? That's NORMAL. What's a demi anyway?! Demigod? Fuck you mom, I'm a god!
>A small group of anons argue about politics on a cartoons and comics board in a thread about a magical child and his five moms.
Thanks for listening, faithful fans.
Please, stay tuned
>>83546195
His signature is pink crystals.
>>83546217
>>83546203
Steven would.
Don't imagine for a moment he wouldn't, not when he knows what'd happen to her.
In fact that could be another way he could redeem her, her realizing that he's strong enough to fight off the forces of Homeworld, as his mother did.
And kind enough to do it for an enemy.
>>83546213
Great
>>83546205
Worst: Steven wake up it's time for breakfast
Mom dad listen to the crazy dream I ha-oh hi aunt Pearl are amethyst and garnet here to?
This is the blue gem
>>83546191Fusion when?
>>83546205
Worst: All the gems and Steven die, Earth gets blown up by YD.
Best: Steven and the Gems overthrow YD or befriend her and reform Homeworld.
>>83546206
Lady of the nose
I wonder, could I make you happier than Rose
>>83546216
I LOVE YOU !!!!
>>83546258
Is it the blue gem?
>>83546217
Screencapped
>>83546258
But then who is the blue pearl?
>>83546297
What was it?
rolling again because i'm still bored
>>83546258
These are the blue gem's legs.
>>83546216
You should try the DUST mod for NV after you finish your current game.
It's fun.Maybe
>>83546216
>MFW I'm in this three times
Why do you people hate human episodes so much?
so are they ever gonna tell us when the show is coming back?
I think I hate CN inability to communicate more than their hiatuses, what is so hard about telling us more than a day before a new episodes come out?
>>83546321
THICC
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>>83546310
It was a leaked screencap where Pearl isLION AROUND
>>83546171
I think they're a one note caricature and they need an episode where they're forcefully separated for more than two minutes. The Ruby Squad had more personality combined than CG Ruby.
They need more personality beyond thirst for each other. But no one outside of here cares because they're gay and tiny and cute.
I WANT to like them, but I just can't.
>>83546206Please do not do my thing... I like to do it.
>>83546278
Lady of the BladeYou'd be happier if with Greg you would get laid
>>83546341
Wow. You're a real anarchist.
>>83546216
Thanks for the update LLNK
>>83546305
thebestgem
>>83546312
smugpoe again
>>83546216
Rice work sempai.
>>83546350
>5 people had more personality than one person
You don't fucking say
>>83546378everyone would be
>>83546411
Blue Pearl is best
>>83546378
Best Mother of Steven
You'd best be believin'You'd be happier if you drank his Semen
More fanged Gems!
>>83546216
Man I don't even know if I love New Vegas, it isn't even my favorite game, but that hasn't stopped me from putting 200+ hours into that shit.
>>83546486
I can't believe you guys have managed to make me like Pearl with fangs.
>>83546244
But then Lapis pulls out the emotional manipulation BIG GUNS
>Jasper is a brute! A beast! You saw what she did to me on the beach, she locked me up on the ship, how could you Steven!
This is Gunnet
Back togetha
>>83546382
>>83546478
nah, Renegade Pearl is best
also wtf, this card design is terrible
>>83546475Jasper wouldn't and you can't prove me wrong
>>83546350
Just because you don't like their personality doesn't mean they don't have one. Ruby is awkward and nervous but has a short temper. Sapphire tries to remain calm and above it all but can get madder than even Ruby when pushed to it. She also wears her emotions for ruby on her sleeve.
>>83546216
Thanks for always doing this Newsman, these threads wouldn't be the same without you.
>>83546517
That's not so much emotional manipulation as it is her actual feelings about the situation and then her lashing out at Steven for trusting the person she hates the most.
>>83546541
I dont have the patience to find awesome Steven Universe designs for the cards.
>>83546512
One of us! One of us!
>>83546343
Same reason normies hate Ronaldo, annoyance.
>>83546350
We know that CG Ruby freaks out a lot and gets nervous easy.
>>83546205
Worst: this >>83546273
>>83546541
90s Pearl is best
>>83546350
Like that second anon said they aren't void of a personalty, but i fucking agree they need to be developed, separately.
They aren't bad though like look at Garnet she's in the same spot but no one hates her that much.
>>83546486
someone help this gem she's being forced to have to grind down her fangs and this causes her a lot of discomfort someone do something for this gem!
>>83546216
haha just visited 4chan.com, what a great thing for an unsuspecting 13-year old to find while looking for this website
ITS HAPPENING
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/144984724607/new-steven-universe-episodes-this-entire-summer
>>83546551
Reminder that Ruby is Becky and Sapphire is the BBC
What's your favourite fusion dance? Yeah, I'm talking to you!
>>83546596
ok I was just talking about the terrible card text but that one also has a terrible image, wtf literal 0 effort
>>83546344
Well with the Summer of Steven event, they have to give us an announcement soon
What gems would the key players in New Vegas be?
>83546632
>Redirection link
Don't even deserve the fucking (You)
>>83546625
>>83546244
>jasper fags still delusional
Have fun seeing your waifu for the last time on uncle grandpa.
Where would Amethyst take Peridot on their first date?
>>83546632
OH FUCK
>>83546475Lady of the SeaYou can't fuck him this show's PGIf if he makes your thighs sticky
Who can resist Murdercock?Not she.
Sorry Lady of the Sea anon, I couldn't help myself.
>>83546632
I'm not even mad. Peri blue berry pie is the best
How is the design bad?
>>83546632
Fuck you
>>83546642
Sardonxy and rainbow
>>83546632
fuck youyou made me pee
>>83546632
I hate you for doing this but I hate myself more for falling for it
>>83546632
fuck youyou made me pee a lil bit
>>83546632
fuck youyou made me pee a lot
>>83546632
Haha you got me there anon!! :)
>>83546702
>>83546742
>>83546755
Is this some kind of epic new meme?
>>83546670
Wrestling.
>>83546780
It was so funny
It made me per
Wait, are gems lesbian because they are attracted to same sex, or same gender, or same thing? If tumblr really wanted to shove the message down everybody's throat I don't think this allegory is optimal, because homo is default, so there isn't any big evil boogeyman to blame, yet
skadoosh
>>83546839
The gems all have female forms, so they would have to be lesbian by default.
>>83546839
The gems used "She" pronouns and are heavily lewd towards each other at times so that's why the lesbian joke got labelled on the show.
If there are any Draw friends around, I'd love Pearl playing a Saxophone.
Lil something for inspiration. Please and Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX2EezTHTK4
>>83546839
>tumblr
why do we talk about them more than they talk about themselves?
>>83546839
No its actually the opposite. Different types of gems are basically different genders. So the gem empire enforces oppresive homosexuality while the CGs are hetero freedom fighters
>>83546839
Gems are all lesbians because tumblr
>>83546899
What if it was a masculine gem? Would it be lesbian then? Or are we going to assume the she pronoun means all gems are women for some reason?
>>83546486
>>83546517
I think you underestimate just how powerful Stevens ability to bat right back without even knowing are.
Steven gets people, including the Gems, in a way none of the Gems do.
>The Crystal Gems didn't want to give you a chance Lapis, I care about you. But I care about them too and if I listened to them now like you're asking me to listen to you now, you'd have never been free of that mirror!
Stevens greatest weapon is his weaponized empathy, he knows what to say to get through to people.
>>83546839
If I had a dollar every time I used this post by Ian, I'd be rich.
>>83546976
>>83547010
More Canon Fangs!
>>83546839
They are biologically asexual, to the degree that they don't even reproduce unlike asexual Earth organisms. However, they can fall in love, and since they are all the same, they are socially homo, except for Rose who is a cross species loving deviant.
>>83547044
So what Ian's saying is that Rose is allegorically Gargamel and is actually evil.
>>83547044
So why do people insist on calling them lesbian over gay? Is it because of female pronouns? What if it were two rubies?
>>83546327
I plan to after I go for the House ending.
I only have that and the NCR ending left.
I've heard about Dust. It's pretty grimdark from what I hear.
And after having finished stalker: misery as a recon class, I'm aching for something punishing again.
>>83547066
Amethyst looks like a Chain Chomp.
Is my cluster balanced guys?
>>83547070
I believe she's an evil gem scientist and Pearl is her creation.
>>83547083
It's a joke/meme that got taken too far, but they're not stopping just to see what happens.
Spoiler:people took it seriously.
>>83547083
No cigar, Ruby (or at least our Ruby) used she as well.
Really the whole lesbian joke isn't even canon it's just that, a joke, because of how attracted and lewd the gems are to each other at times.
>>83547083
Because they default to female appearance, gendered words associated with females are used, because most people are not autistic.
Predict the endgame /sug/
>>83547142
So is sexuality determined by pronoun? I'm not criticizing, just genuinely confused
>people still splitting hairs about the gems being women
>falling for the "genderless space rock" meme
>>83547168
>>83547168
Garnetspilt up
>>83547176
>So is sexuality determined by pronoun?
Not at all, no. Someone who identifies as a man can be attracted to other men but that man would still be just that, a man. And vice-versa with women.
>>83547168lapisxjasper not shown
>>83547185
They are genderless space rocks. Show me any proof otherwise.
Did anyone else get a funny feeling when Lapis crushed the tape recorder?
>>83547168
>Last One out of Beach City
>With no further missions left on earth for the crystal gems to partake in, they head to space to take the fight to Homeworld instead of waiting for another invasion attempt.
>>83547117
heh
>>83547168
Everyone hugs
>>83547250
And Bob is hiding undernearth the couch being all ew gross.
>>83546920
Seconding.But also requesting Sapphire playing Piano or Violin
>>83547168
ConniexSteven
RubyxSapphire
PearlxGreg
AmethystxPeridotxLapis
>>83547259
So its balanced for a high power monster though?
>>83547168
You got it.
>>83547236
But gems aren't women, they're asexed. How does it work now?
>>83546216
>An insane madman posts the Roll-a-Pearl pic again. You stupid idiot. That's just asking for a ban.
I wish real news media reported like this.
>A group of Sanders supporters started a riot at a Trump rally again today. When will these retards realise they're making their candidate look like the bad guy?
>>83546216
thanks for the news, LLNK
>>83547359
Fuck off
>>83546695
The horrible aspect ratio
>>83547250
>all of that plus offscreen jaspis
This is perfection.
Got my vote
>>83546350
I don't mind Ruby being one dimensional, since she's clearly more comfortable as Garnet and has remained as Garnet for thousands of years.
I just wish they'd focus more on Garnet's CHARACTER, like what she likes/dislikes, and her flaws, rather than how she's a fusion and how happy she is like that.
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
>>83546216
I finally made it in! And all I had to do was be an ass for a couple of posts!
I'm not even gonna lie, I just want Jasper redemption so I can see Jasper and Steven do stupid shit together.
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man
>>83546216
The hell is this?
>>83547534
>>83547582
big brad go home.
Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man
>>83547574
Don't forget the feels!
>>83547348
I'm so close to the real answer, somebody help me pls
>>83547591
an attempt at another SU thread spam meme.
perla
Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man
>>83547582
holy shit how did I never make the connection
UNIVERSE MAN
UNIVERSE MAN
>>83547645
Perła?
>>83547566
I want it in me
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
[accordion solo]
>>83547582
Yes please eat up the image count with this stupid shit
>>83547635
>You try you're best.
ruined!
>>83546216
I feel as if their should be a smooth jazz follow-up to these. like Jazz night in America right after some news on NPR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLXuCbhdRdY
>>83547677
So does Steven.
>>83547710
Sail on, brave soul
>>83547083
the rubies are all voiced by Charlyne Yi and probably refer to each other with female pronouns, even though their base forms are somewhat androgynous/male looking.
>>83547710
>>83546670
A scary movie if she's smart. She isn't, though, so she'd probably take her to a restaurant.
>just put it in a bucket
>I will not require a fork
>>83547405
Sorry, I just saw the political shitstorm in the last thread. It was just the first example of idiots actively setting back their own cause that came to mind.
Here's a cute Pearl in an attempt to make up for it.
>>83547710
I'll see you all in /trash/
>>83547710
>>83547712
It's screencaps from the show.
If you want something else to be posted, post/request it, we're not mind readers
How are we today?
post bloople
>>83547635
I love this to bits
>>83547710
>>83547710
Doing the lords work
>>83546273
An autist friend of mine said this: (Short version)
Bitter ending: Yellow Diamond (Or the villain in turn) is finally defeated and in some way the Gems leave forever the earth, having a tearful goodbye with Steven.
The credits rolls out with the full version of the song.
Some years later.
Steven grows up, he marries Connie and has a family with her, two sons (one son, one daughter or whatever).
The series end with Steven Looking up the camera, a memory of the gems come back to his head, the camera zooms away showing a wide image of beach city and the temple. In a corner of the screen a feeble "Fin" appears. A shadow of comet appears in the beach, finally the screen fade away.
"COOMING UP NEXT... TEEN TITANS GO 2 "
>>83546206
>>83546371
Love you!
I just need someone to answer this, then I'll stop. If gems don't have a sex, wouldn't a masculine and feminine pairing be called a straight relationship? Or does it depend on the pronoun?
>>83546670
Pearl reminds me of Q from Street Fighter 3
>>83547582
>>83547534
I now want a Peridot and Yellow Diamond version of Monkey vs Robot.
>>83547710
Do you even have a life
>>83547574
>>83547752
>imply Amethyst won't take Peridot to Funland
>implying Too Short to Ride isn't about Steven and Connie spying on their date
It's no surprise that these rocks are so popular with "Tumblr," huh?
>>83547619
ipgd
get out
>>83547083
Because the average viewer will obviously assume they're simply female and nothing on the show itself suggests otherwise.
>>83547591
It's a recap of what happened in the previous /sug/.
>>83547790
Well, if the feminine Gem identified as a woman and the masculine Gem identified as a man, yes.
Kick the Steven
>>83547830
>jasper is going to be redeemed
Post all the fan art you want
Say it with me
NEVER EVER
SNNNNNNF
>>83547710
Calling the MODS
>>83547902
>>83547844
Actually i'm still wondering why Tumblr leeched onto the show.
Unless it really was Ruby and Sapphire in jailbreak that caused it.
>>83547716
How the fuck hard is it for these kids to pay even a LITTLE attention in school?!
>>83547712
As opposed to what? More shipping and fetish crap? Not like anyone actually talks about the show here beyond bitching about it anyway.
>>83547786
has there ever been a TV show spinoff that literally had '2' in the title?
>>83547775
>>83547908
Fuck off Hisoka.
>>83547927
No, like, you know, a rock...................
>>83547892
Wow, thanks. I'll spread the word and see if I catch any shit
>>83546216
I just had to redownload New Vegas because I modded it into the ground. Again.
I decided to delete all my mods and start from the ground up
Ok except the RobCo Certified mod which I heavily edited with FNVedit, that stays.
Are you playing vanilla, or are you heavily modded like me?
>>83547918
Snuggle Gems are OP
>>83547710
RIP Anon, I knew him well........
>>83547871
Aside from all the episodes that talk about their bodies being illusions
>you come home after a long day
>peridot, lapis, and pearl are each sitting in a corner of the room
>peridot tearing up about missing homeworld and not being able to relate to anyone on earth
>lapis crying softly due to ptsd from the mirror and being jailed, interrogated by homeworld
>pearl sobbing while holding a picture of rose
who do you comfort first /sug/-ers? there is only one right answer
>>83547941
that only happens to people who don't speak another language. English has so many homophones that people just downright don't learn the language from their parents.
>>83547786
>and in some way the Gems leave forever the earth, having a tearful goodbye with Steven
>>83547908
well yes, that's what fanart is for, silly.never ever;_;
>>83548000
Hang out with Steven, of course.
>>83548000
I find Garnet since she ain't gonna be angst.
>>83547642
>Su spam
Owie kapowie. Difference between me and them is that I try to keep my posts varied and changing. That's not really spam, is it?
>>83548024
All shall be redeemed. I believe in Steven.
>>83548000
peridot, people with ptsd would probably want space and pearl probably doesn't want anyone besides rose at the momentthe real answer is leave because this is some fucked up hologram because pearl lapis and peridot would never be crying in corners of the same room for different reasons. Assume it is amethyst playing a prank
>>83548007
>have taken classes for three other languages
>wasn't able to memorize a damn thing about either
>have as little understanding of these languages now as I did before the classes
How do you tell people you can't actually speak the languages your degree says you can speak?
>>83548000
>>83548000
I'd go chill with Garnet or see what Steven was doing
>>83547908
Everyone is going to be redeemed eventually anon.
That's how Steven Universe rolls.
>>83547927
when did you start watching this show?
Yeah, lots of kids started following this show after Jailbreak, but it's not like there were no tumblr fanart before then. They just shipped the different pairings of the three CG, before we knew Pearl loved Rose. Fans of AT who remember Rebecca Sugar's work followed the show from the start.
>>83548000
It depends. Am I in that context already at the stage where I can call them faggot as a term of endearment? That's usually the point I need to be able to cross with a person to really get into their heads. If so, I'd first try to find something comforting to do together, even if it's just cuddling.
>>83548034
Punish the pearl
She loves it
>>83548044
do you use the same image and have the same subject at the heart of the post? then yeah, SU spam.
>>83548000
Go camping.
>>83547927
Evidence is: most likely. The show didn't really take off until after jailbreak. I mean there was some shipping and junk, but no one really drew attention to GEMDER IDENTITIES until the "GAY MIDGETS" were revealed to be Garnet.
And then it got really popular.
>>83548113
I started with Gem Glow. I liked Sucrose on AT, and believed in her.
>>83548113
Watched it from the debut.
The tumblr community for the show seemed like it was non-existent or at least smaller compared to how badly it is today.
>>83548105
Yellow diamond will?
>I want to see that planet destroyed and I want my cluster
Jasper will?
>Lets have some fun as I take control of our body and kill innocent creatures for fun
You're a fucking idiot. Seriously. There is no justification for purposefully killing people for fun or out of a vendetta. You don't get to come back from that.
Steven is becoming OP
>mfw Steven can fly now
>>83547250
>Pearl will eventually awkwardly hit on Lapis out of desperation.
>After getting rebuked repeatedly she will beg her, confessing how lonely she is and how she just wants someone to hold again, anyone
>Kiss my feet and call me Master
>What?
>Do it for 20 minutes, and I'll hold you for 20 minutes
>I'll even sing to you
>Pearl is shocked
>She only hesitates for a minute though
>Yes, Master
>Garnet walks off in disgust
>Amethyst looks on in fascination, while Peridot makes snide remarks
>Everyone eventually leaves
>It's just Pearl worshipping Lapis' feet and legs through her tears
>after about 4 songs, Lapis reaches down and lifts up Pearl's chin
>She sits down on the ground, and holds Pearl in her lap
>Pearl shivers with pleasure as she lays her head down to get petted.
>somewhere in another room, Peridot makes a happy squeek following a slapping sound
>Pearl doesn't hear it
>All that exists is Lapis
>and her lap
>>83548113
The bomb in january
>>83548197
The Tumblr community HAS always been toxic, though.
>>83548202
Lapis was eating the watermelon Stevens
JASPER DOESNT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME IS STEVEN. She thinks he's Rose
>>83548206
He can't fly, Steven jump good.
>>83548171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8FFNuI5iTg
bless this stupid ass song
>>83548206
I mean Sapphire does that already so it's not out of the realm of possibility that all the gems could do that shit if they REALLY wanted to.
>>83548202
Watermelons aren't people. The point of a redemption is to make up for bad things you've done, anyway.
>>83548206
>OP
>literally has not won a fight
ok
>AT aired alongside SU for the last several weeks.
>Now going into a brief hiatus before returning on the 23rd
>The 23rd is also after summer officially begins.
Could it be?
>>83548206
But all the other Gems can fly. He's literally just getting basic Gem powers.
>>83548218
>>It's just Pearl worshipping Lapis' feet and legs through her tears
This is pretty much my life after Hit the Diamond aired.
>>83548256
FFS
you got me
>>83548272
nice try anon, there was no at episode when hit the diamond aired
>>83547710
Amethyst should really be grinning more
>>83548285
>Gems can fly
When the Hell did Amethyst or Pearl fly?!
When did Peridot fly?
Huh, genius?
They only jumped good
Just give her back Sucrose. Please?
;_;
>>83548113
I gave it a shot when it first started. I thought it was decent but it didn't grab me. I did watch episodes then and there but I didn't wait for new episodes. I was then in a skype call with a few friends who did watch it and they shared fan art of Pearl being stabbed, which kind of help my interest in the show grow. Then, the very next day, The Return/Jailbreak aired and that's when I started binge watching the show until the 2nd bomb
>>83548260
And all those episodes where the gems leap up and out of frame. What does Anon THINK they're doing, just landing again a couple yards away?
>>83548218
Amethyst would get an almighty kick out of this, suck it pearl
>>83548249
She knows what he looks like
>lapis was killing the watermelon Stevens
Oh yeah that makes way more sense. Lapis was killing creatures that looked like the only person on earth or perhaps the entire universe she cares about.
Not the vindictive asshole with a score to settle against Steven.
>>83548132
Well too bad , because that "spam" is some of the funniest shit I see in these threads .
this is why she's been acting weirder than usual lately, she just had to board Lapis' death scene
>>83548311
>>83548285
>fly
No. Not fly. Jump good.
>>83548285
>he doesn't know about jumping good
Fucking pleb
>>83548311
>Peridot and Amethyst can't fly
have you literally not watched the show? given Peridot needed limb enhancers but Amethyst can just straight up fly
>>83548332
Yeah, so far we only have Sapphire straight up flying up but shots like these could imply really good jumps or small flights.
>>83546171
>pitcher
>catcher
wait a sec...
>>83548113
the first episode I watched was giant women. I sort of fell off soon after but caught up after binging a bunch of episodes. before than im not even really sure I knew the show existed, I mean I think I heard something's about it but I didn't really pay it any mind until giant women.
>>83547834
Oh man, that sounds like an amazing episode.
>>83548202
Yes and Yes.
Yellow Diamond, not a clue how yet. Possibly it'll come down to
>We were made to do this
>And Pearl was made to serve, Jasper was made to fight and I was born to kill you, we don't have to be who we were created to be Yellow Diamond
Jasper, its fairly simple
She's going to come to the dual realizations that Homeworld has created some fucked up shit with the Cluster ("Fusions are weak...wait, Homeworld created WHAT") and that Steven is Strong, in his own way.
Stronger than she is. Strong enough to show mercy when he could crush her and to save her life by risking his own.
There are no villains, only antagonists.
Bet you a dollar you thought the Cluster situation would be solved with violence.
And the one with Peridot.
>>83548343
I fucking wish.
>>83548335
Lapis was in control and eating stevens up till the CGs arrived to the island. We've talked about this before.
I haven't finished watching Samurai Jack yet
fuck
>>83548218
I hope they take turns abusing each other's emotionally fragile states
>>83548384
But without shape shifting?
I don't think so
>>83547922
Don't be ahag anon
>>83548425
Get watching then, it's awesome.
>>83548218
>Implying Pearl won't end up in a weird but healthy relationship with Greg.
>>83548270
>Together Breakfast
>Horror Club
>Stalemated the fight in Ocean Gem
consider watching the show before embarrassing yourself here
>>83548079
Only list the classes you did well in and can talk about.
>>83548430
you are correct, if you take away a gem's powers they can't fly
given they would literally just be a rock sitting on the ground if we took away their powers, so I'm really not sure what your point is or how it matters at all
>>83546278
we know what they really are, they are birds
the question is, what are birds exactly?
we just don't know
>>83548430
Actually hold the fuck up.
How IS Amethyst flying from shit she shapeshifted herself?
More important HOW can she shapeshift fucking helicopter blades that aren't just fake projections that also support her up into the air?
>>83548407
You know what I will admit that as unlikely as it is for jasper to be redeemed it is a possibility
But only morons actually believe Yellow diamond will somehow be redeemed
>oh look I said some hackneyed predictable writing
>that means they'll be redeemed
Yep moron. She wanted to kill every living thing on earth. Even when told it has resources that could be useful she said it doesn't matter. All she wants is the planet destroyed.
I believe in steven I really do, but that doesn't mean YD is going to be redeemed.
>>83548206
No, Steven can super jump
which is like way cooler
>>83548218
i feel like pearl would do these things you've described and i think lapis would get sick satisfaction because of how pearl was part of her imprisonment.
>>83548428
pearl would never be like that on purpose but would take anything lapis could dish out as long as it meant later she would be held.
>>83548472
its probably gonna happen
just imagine how happy Steven would be at their wedding
>>83546278
BIRD FIGHT! BIRD FIGHT!
>>83548516
It makes about as much sense as a real helicopter
>>83546341
that little top hat just kills
>>83548343
>Sucrose forced Zuke to storyboard Lapis' death
Now that's just cruel
>>83548113
I was vaguely interested from a newspaper article halfway through season 1 but the Frybo episode hooked me
>>83548516
M A G I C
>>83548516
Amethyst has the powers of cartoon physics.
>>83548516
She's eaten parts of helicopters before, she knows their anatomy very well and can replicate it
>>83548472
Rose should've put one of those futa dicks kids are so fond of these days between them before doing that.
>>83548516
Magic
>>83548416
No she didn't. It was obviously Jasper
I don't care if your circle jerk of freaks decided your waifu is infallible. Jasper was obviously coming out and taking control during the watermelon Steven's sacrifices.
>>83548343
>yfw lapis is confirmed dead
>>83546920
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5gzIzJe0Xg
this song makes me think of cow and chicken.
DUDE LAPPY EGGS LMAO
>>83548538
A perfect storm of an abused abuser abusing the abused
>>83548516
Amethyst identifies as an attack helicopter.
>>83548425
go do it anon.your in at the perfect time their making a new season soon headed by gendy himself
>>83548598
can you imagine if someone drew her laying eggs, haha that'd be funny haha
>>83548343
Hopefully the resident shipper is merely talking about Lapidot. I will gleefully watch the shit burn.
>>83548525
And Peridot didn't give a fuck about potentially crushing Steven.
Or that the Earth was going to die, until she realized there were people on it that cared about her.
Lapis still don't give no shits, but she's learning to.
And you forget one very important fact, Steven thinks and talks exactly like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dknVBPvQAc
Steven loves people. Even those he considers enemies.
>>83548557
Crying is fun...
>>83548585
Yes, she was in control. Jasper was fighting against Lapis' chains and she managed to break them after Steven got to the island. The sacrifice stuff was going on way before that, so it was Lapis eating the watermelons.
>>83548113
Watched the first few episodes when they came out.
Thought they were okay.
Haven't stopped watching yet.
>>83548585
Oh yeah? Then why did Jasper need to convince lapis to fight the CGs?
Jasper STILL had no control
>>83547168
Greg/Gem Harem
>>83548646
>implying that doesn't already exist
>>83548589
Lady of the dead
Happy in my head
Wondering if I should have waifu'd someone else instead
>>83548589
actually i'd be a bit sad
but the angry nerds would make it funny
>>83548462
on it
>>83548645
for real now?
holy shit perfect timing
>>83548598
I want to chew on peridots soft marshmallow feet
>>83548589
>>83548525
YD doesn't actually need redemption. It's quite obvious that she's complex character who has genuinely good reason or hating Earth, we just don't know what those reasons are at this point.
>>83548132
>Same image
No. I change it every time.
>Same subject
Recapping stupid, funny, or newsworthy events from last thread? That's why I chose that. Keeps it fresh. I put my own spin on it with how i talk about it.
But I'm not gonna try to make it you like it if you don't. Everyone has their tastes.
>>83548557
>you shipped it
>now you have to crypt it
>>83548671
No it was Jasper temporarily taking over. This is fucking obvious.
>>83548516
Remember when the show presented them as magical beings because magic?
mmmmmagic
>>83548622
>she hates me and looks at me like i'm a pearl on homeworld again.
>she doesn't say anything when she holds me and wont allow me to speak or make eye contact.
I ship Hellen Jo and Lauren Zuke.
It's called Jozuke.
What did you say about their hair?
>>83548700
I want to smash them with a hammer.
>>83548557
She's like a vampire, but she feeds on tears rather than blood.
>>83548343
>>83548557
>>83548700
I knew I wasn't the only one
>>83548700
>They're hard light.
>harder than diamond
>>83548516
Sapphire why are your hands so tiny
>>83548732
But they're too soft
>>83548335
>>83548416
I'm hoping the watermelon eating is an unexplored aspect of malachite's character, but that's because I'm hoping malachite is more than just jasper and lapis handcuffed together
>>83548516
quartz strength, I assume any gem can fly in they shapeshifted wings and flapped hard enough, wouldn't be FTL magic flying like lapis though
>>83548589
>>83548706
Well, her reason could be as simple as 'They thwarted me once, fuck Rose Quartz'
But I'd guess its more to do with how disorganized we are, on Earth anyone can be anything and fall in love with anyone. Which is pissing right in the face of the Homeworld Caste system.
>>83548725
I said it looks great.
>>83546206
You can stop wondering, she wouldn't be
>>83548647
Zuke:
>I'm so sorry, lapis....I failed you... I couldn't convince sugar to hook you up with peridot in canon even though it would be an obnoxious awkward unnecessary love story that ruins the Homeworld trio and makes Jasper a third wheel...
>*goes on twitch and streams herself shooting hot liquid diarrhea in her computer chair*
>there, more lapidot content for the fans. may this ship never sink
>>83548689
yep. its a good time to be alivealthough I think any time is a good time to be alive...
http://www.inquisitr.com/2604879/samurai-jack-all-new-episodes-adult-swim-announces-2016-season/
>>83548759
I'll bash then into fucking paste.
>>83548591
Thanks!
>>83548709
and no one asked you to, or will miss it if you stop doing so.
so it's just about you trying to make yourself feel special or something?
>>83548709
DON'T STOP ! YOU'RE DOING GODS WORK !
Homeworld did nothing wrong.
>>83548838
But wouldn't you like to slowly stick your dick in between them? After all, peridot is for fug
>>83548132
I think his posts are fun
>>83548863
No one said they did.
>>83546503
I can't wait for Obsidian to make fallout 4.5
>>83548851
What's it like hating fun you massive faggot?
Go jump in a hole and die
>>83548863
Isn't that the windows logo
>>83548851
What've you contributed lately?
>>83548706
Earth is probably her only defeat, ever.
A narcissist can put up with a lot, but if you flip them off they'll tear that finger off.
>>83548863
The rest of Homeworld i'm not too sure about but Blue Diamond made two of the best gems to be created so you're right.
PLEASE BE NICE TO ALL OUR LAPISFAGS IF YOU DON'T THEIR LAPIS TULPAS WILL CONVINCE THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES
>>83548863
Fuck off Jasper, crawl back into your hole
>>83548863
Hail Homeworld!
>>83548598
YOU AGAIN
>>83548125
>>83548918
But the urge to bully is /strong/
>>83548706
There is no fucking justification for killing 7 billion people you god damned cock stain.
>Oh I have bad memories of earth cause I got beaten once
AND? You are arguing for the person who would slaughter every human on earth if given the opportunity. Jesus I fucking hate villian fags who argue for how misunderstood villians are and how they had good reasons.
>>83548591
>Sax Quartet.
Excellent taste my man.
>>83546551
When has Saphire ever been shown to get mad, let alone angrier than Ruby?
Never anon. Their personalities areyour headcanon
>>83548781
No, I don't think that's the case. Rewatch Message Received, watch as YD's expression changes once she realizes what planet Peridot crashed on. Watch as she commands her to let the Cluster grow and how she accentuates the word "die". Listen carefully as she proclaims that she will receive immense satisfaction from watching Earth's destruction and do try to notice the guilt and shame when she asks Peridot what does she know of Earth.
Whatever happened to Yellow Diamond onEarth, it was personal. Very personal. It's speculation at this point, but my guess is she lost someone rather important to her or more than one person.
Remember that Gems are very hard to kill. If their holographic form is destroyed they just reformed. Shattering a Gem is much harder and therefore a much more terrifying thing for Gems than a human's death would be. Whatever reason YD has for hating Earth, I assure you it's a good one and when we find out about it it will be hard for us to not go "I can absolutely see why she acted in that exact way and I would have probably done the same".
>>83548851
Speak for yourself
>>83548930
Hey! I just noticed Pearl is on their panties!
>>83548734
mother fucker why would you post that image it just makes me think rebecca will fuck us over with feels in the show
>>83548851
I dunno. Plenty of people seem to like it.
>>83548972
Keystone Motel, you faggot.
>>83548851
I would miss him , it's fun , I don't get you , this is a general , we have jokes , memes , and a good one discussion per thread . His stuff is the best (for me personally) of boat jokes and memes, so at least you're wrong in half of that statement.
>>83548972
Hit the diamond where she gets so pissed that she is missing the ball that she uses her ice powers while pretending to be a human.
>>83548832
I agree for the most part
and oh boy this is gonna be good
>>83548863
I never realized how well you can fit a swastika in that symbol
>>83548984
Is YD getting off on this?
>>83548992
steven died that time he slipped out the teleporter stream
>>83548734
I didn't know Becky even made this.
>>83548934
I expected you to say /freak/y. I'm disappointed.
>>83548972
>>83549005
Hit the Diamond
>>83548923
>implying humans wouldn't pillage and rape the galaxy just as hard given the chance
>implying they wouldn't destroy planets for even less
>implying this doesn't go for all organic life
Literally nothing wrong
>>83548930
fucking saved
>>83546642
ah... somebody spent time on this? the absolute mad man
>>83548984
I'd hazard a guess that Pink Diamond died on the planet.Chances of Greg driving his cock into her heart during her redemption?
>>83549003
my eyes
>>83548984
What if she's the last Diamond? What if Pink/Rose killed the others and the reason the pink one is not show anymore is because she was the traitor and the others are there in remembrance?
>>83549034
if this were /f/ the ball would have directly flown into the twin towers
>>83548992
She already did.
Remember when everyone thought that this would be a silly monster of the week show with some dumb fat kid who summoned his weapon by eating?
We all got Sugar'd anon.
>>83548994
She doesn't get mad in that episode you fucking boner
>>83549005
That's not anger that's just seems more like determination to hit the ball
>>83548984
>implying Sucrose won't have her be completely in the wrong for standing against love and peace on Earth specifically
>>83549066
I guess people have given up the theory that Rose Quartz was Pink Diamond's nom de guerre during the Rebellion?
i just noticed that the brunt of sardonyx's hammer (enough force to launch malachite about 150-300 feet in the air) was literally 100% taken by malachite's lower jaw holy fuck how did her face not just break apart
>>83549097
Don't tempt me.
>>83547927
I started watching after I saw the video clip from Lion 3: Straight to video
all I saw before hand was together breakfast and I thought I would hate the show based on that episode
>>83548288
>>83548334
>>83548472
>>83548538
>>83548428
I don't really know how to follow this up except to say that they're going to do a lot more of it and Lapis is going to make Pearl earn every second of it. First instinct is heavy D/s and M/s but it needs to be something Lapis enjoys like making her roll around on tape recorders
>>83549150
Jasper's resiliency enhanced by the power of hatred and anger.
>>83546168
W O R S T
>>83549146
Well, she could still be in which case
>Pink shattered Blue
>White was corrupted
>Yellow is the only one left and is salty as fuck about it.
>>83549110
She does. Why else do you think she froze an entire motel room?
>>83549161
alternatively any scene from an show where a character has been lethally shot in a fitting angle.
the possibilities are endless!
>>83549150
Jasper and lapis have sucked so many dicks that when they fused, their jaw strength is completely unmatched.
>>83549209
Upset =\= Angry
>>83549150
her teeth would've exploded inside her mouth
>>83549093
It's possible, but we've seen enough foreshadowing of Blue Diamond or her not to return in full force. White and Pink might both be dead though.
White is a big enigma right now because we have seen absolutely nothing o her except a mural (everything else is pure guesswork, the mural is the only concrete thing that is very likely to be her). Nobody even referenced her, not once. But Blue has been something o an important figure, even if an enigmatic one. She had Lapis in her court and she was clearly the overseer of the entire Earth Colony project.
I I had to guess, and this is pure speculation, the rebellion was a result of a conflict between Blue and White Diamond and Pink inadvertently refusing to pick a side with Yellow Diamond being in the Homeworld system, unable to join the rest in time to avert the crisis.
>>83549150
Brutal.
Sardonyx seems to lend cartoony physics to things, such as her halting her velocity and letting it go full force in an instant
>>83549232
And Ruby and Sapphire are just gal pals.
>>83549150
They aren't gonna account for two layers of logic anon.
They can make up Alex causing enough force to send Malachite flying but they won't apply the fact that same force should have broke her entire mouth.
>>83549136
I only have one thing to say to this:
>There ain't no such thing as a "good war" kiddo.
>>83549242
>her teeth would've exploded inside her mouth
le'me fix that :
>her fangs would've exploded inside her mouth
Pearl is best character and worst gem.
Steven is best gem and for believing.
Rose is second best.
Peridot is has the worst waifufags.
Connie is boring, charming, and an important character for the show.
Amethyst has grown on me.
Garnet is too perfect.
Lapis is for dicksquad.
>>83549110
>thats not anger
Its clearly anger
You may be autistic if you don't recognize emotions
>>83549150
As far as I can tell, a Gem's projected body is quite resistant to blunt force trauma.
>>83548899
It's the Hazards Warning insignia OSHA puts on anything that can be dangerous if mishandled
>83549295
Oh..
It's just a shitpost.
No (You) then.
>>83549242
Delightful
>>83547790
Paul Villeco is probably the worst
>>83549269
yes, it's something I really like about her. I am a sucker for characters with "toon"-like traits in a less cartoony world.
>>83549295
>Mayor Dewey is for president
you missed one but other than that can't much bad about those opinions
Its gonna be Connie's 13th birthday soon
and Steven wants to get her the perfect gift
what should he get her?
>>83549379
Are you a lapisfag?
>>83549354
That is also true, but I didn't want to cover all the townies.
>>83549286
Because war is a meat grinder that powers itself through the consumption of life and materials and generates an immense amount of mutual hatred between all sides. The ideologies behind it only serve as a justification, not vindication.
>>83549379
>should I become schizophrenic
no
>>83549392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw
>>83549392
Will she turn white if Steven licks her?
>>83549379
Yeah, just don't try to have sex with it
>>83549341
certainly
>>83549396
Y-yes?
>>83549379
as a precaution first make a Jackie Chan tulpa , than your wifeu.
>>83549435
shouldn't you be working right now Peedee?
>>83547927
>>83547927
There was a big post going around on tumblr telling people to watch it when it first premiered. That is how tumblr leached into it. They've been there since the beginning
>>83549392
He gets her aloo
>>83549379
What could possibly go wrong?
Who is she?
>inb4 "green finger"
>>83549392
Dick
>this is a banable offence on tumblr
>>83549483
that's the dark red person
>>83549379
What's a tulpa
>>83549379
Only if it's Malachite
>>83549483
green hand
>>83549463
P.S. DON'T !!!
Steven! You have to rapeJasper
>>83549518
A combination of autism and schizophrenia
>>83549453
whatever the other Anon was implying
don't. Seen what happened to some normlpeople, ain't pretty. Just let your mind degenerate at a natural rate on this website, like the rest of us
>>83549534
GORDON GET OUT OF OUR THREAD REEEEEEEE
Besides lapis already did.
>>83549453
Then don't do it. There having been reports that lapis tulpas bait and encourage suicide
See: >>83548918
>>83549534
>>>/tv/
>>83549435
I get the joke but she already drank Steven's spit all it did was cure her shitty vision and probably eliminate some tumors
>>83549379
>>83549501
the pic? not really, the ship? it causes a lot of butthurt but is not really banable, now porn of it is indeed banable due to "muh cartoon pedophilia" but to be fair you also can't post porn of it here
>>83549453
Do it and keep a journal. I want to see what happens.
>>83549575
Would Stevens spit heal STDs?
>>83549521
Malachite tulpas come well-equipped
>>83548700
what did she do with the shoe/foot?
>>83549574
Man, no one has told me to fuck off to /tv/ in ages
>>83549534
And have to deal with the child? No thanks.
>>83549613
no it actually isreally it's much more likely the deleted it cause of how terrible su tumblr fanbase is but that isn't as catchy
>>83549453
then you're fucked
>>83549613
You don't seem to understand Tumblr. If enough people report it, it's going down. It's a terrible system that even the site's creator hates.
>>83549620
it would heal the STDs and create super herpes
>>83549573
Is that something that really happened?
>>83549658
Gara has been banned before.
>it's a lapis and pearl suck eachother's toes episode
>>83549622
Dayum
>>83549622
The big one is Jasper's dong, the others is Lapis', both are Malachite's
>>83549680
Someone tell him
>>83549620
Yes
When Dr Maheswaran finds out she's going to open a clinic and and Steven's going to lick everyone's sores away.
What are gun laws like in Beach City?
>>83549820
Steven can only heal people he cares about
That's why it worked on Connie, Lapis and Greg but not on things like the warp pad
>>83549844
If it looks like a gem or a minority shoot first
Wow! What is the was of that now we can all hear for the thread please.
>>83549658
that was pRon, bud
there's a tumblr literally called "stevidot fuck yeah" that reblogs steven x peridot pics and has been going for like half a year now
>>83549686
>It's a How low Pearl can go episode
>>83549844
>Beach City
>Laws
There isn't even a cop in the town, I'm 90% sure you can do whatever you want
>yfw Steven Universetakes place in the year 7216
>yfwhumanity has been rebuilding itself for the thousands of years after the invasion
>>83549844
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Delaware
>>83548935
>7 billion people
oh my gosh that's pretty awfu-
>ORGANIC people
ugh, gross. Fuck those degenerates
>>83549844
Oppressive. Vidalia's shotgun is actually illegal.
Fortunately, Beach City has no police.
>>83549379
Just make a Jackie Chan tulpa first to kill the other tulpa in case it goes rogue.
>>83549856
Steven cares about literally everyone
>>83549885
I don't care what anyone says early pearly is best girly pearly
>>83549875
this reads like a random post generator
>>83549844
If Beach City is supposed to be Maryland or New Jersey, it's actually pretty oppressive.
>>83548734
Holy fucking shit, I feel old. Also this >>83549019 fuck
>>83549658
Gara better set up somewhere else, he makes the best sstuff
>>83549889
>No permits
>No registration
>No capacity bans
>CC and OC permitted with a "may issue" that in practice is really shall issue
That sounds pretty Utah-tier
>>83548918
They should make a Jackie Chan tulpa to combat that.
>>83548935
>organics
>people
top kek as they say
>>83549948
>pretty oppressive
For America maybe, which basically extremely loose compared to any other industrialized nation in the world
>>83549483
some kind of gardener
>>83549948
because not even people from New Jersey think people from New Jersey are competent and responsible
>>83548589
filename not related
>>83549815
Tell me what
What did you people do
>>83549150
Jasper's chin isrockhard, baby
>>83546343
God, who's making these cards? The wording is absolute garbage on most of these.
>>83548706
Okay so what if
YD hates Earth and humans/organics because they are the antithesis to gemkind
>Gems: grown as specifically as they want, can choose what type, and follow orders without questions (supposedly)
>Humans: completely random in all aspects, don't have universal order
In short
>Gems: order
>Humans/Organics: chaos
I mean just look at what happened when gems came in touch with humanity
>>83550022
>>83546168
>>83546191
>>83546206
>>83546258
where did this trend of threadly shitposting come from?
>>83547963
I don't see Steven spitting all over her gem
>>83549889
>be Califag
>only fun I have is my father's old P85 with pre-ban 15 round magazine
>see this
JUST
>>83550003
Switzerland and Czech Republic have pretty loose laws all things considered
>>83550087
have you ever been to any circlejerk on, for example, /b/
or any general I have ever witnessed ever
It appears to be a natural progression
If you mean why
man I dunno
>>83550112
>tfw Canadian
>tfw the government considers me less human than a pedophile because I spent months getting a license
You don't know my pain anon
>Jasper comes back and gets redeemed.
>The Ruby Five come back and join Jasper cause she was a better leader then Yellow Diamond.
>Centibeetle turns into an Emerald and joins.
>Steven then runs into the Bubble room and frees all the gems and redeems them.
>Steven then goes underground to the cluster again, finding a giant gem city, all the gem shards found their original parts and there's gems flying kites, gems baking pies, gems washing cars, gems mowing lawns.
>Steven now has a gem army.
>>83549034
anyone else get kinda hard when sapphire yelled?
>>83549686
yessssss
>>83550042
Not as hard as those teeth, I bet
>>83549483
but who is she??
>>83550003
Beach City doesn't exist in such an inferior country, however.
>>83549882
>it's a peridot discovers how depraved the CGs are episode
Momentai /Sug/
Whats cooking?This thread feels kinda dead, regardless post Peridots!
>>83550172
Peridot you clod
>>83550172
Foot-Hand! A child who has a right for for her left hand, giving her the ability to kick at 150% cpacity!
I look forward to the Greg eps. Guy went through a lot.
>>83550022
I'm not sure if we're all talking about the same person, but this person did the same thing and told his mental "journey", we were told that his tulpa wanted him to stay with it in his mind forever, trapped in an eternal struggle for the rest of his life. We never heard from him again.
The least that could happen to you would be that you could end up in a coma.
>>83550172
Anthropomorphic Feminine Feline
>>83550229
He brought everything on himself. Never forget that.
>>83547117
>3 Level 8 Gem Monsters
>12 stars
What the fuck?
>>83550172
Masked cunt
>>83546642
this is scary
>>83550213
how about you fucking kys you worthless sack of shit
What would /sug/ do if they were suddenly in Beach City?
What happens in Beach City?
>>83550172
>Acute Disseminated Encephalomyelitis
(ADEM)
>Acute necrotizing hemorrhagic l>eukoencephalitis
>Addison’s disease
>Agammaglobulinemia
>Alopecia areata
>Amyloidosis
>Ankylosing spondylitis
>Anti-GBM/Anti-TBM nephritis
>Antiphospholipid syndrome (APS)
>Autoimmune angioedema
>Autoimmune aplastic anemia
>Autoimmune dysautonomia
>Autoimmune hepatitis
>Autoimmune hyperlipidemia
>Autoimmune immunodeficiency
>Autoimmune inner ear disease (AIED)
>Autoimmune myocarditis
>Autoimmune oophoritis
>Autoimmune pancreatitis
>Autoimmune retinopathy
>Autoimmune thrombocytopenic purpura (ATP)
>Autoimmune thyroid disease
>Autoimmune urticaria
>Axonal & neuronal neuropathies
>Balo disease
>Behcet’s disease
>Bullous pemphigoid
>Cardiomyopathy
>Castleman disease
>Celiac disease
Personified
>>83550229
He fucked an alien
A gay alien
>>83550229
>"To think, 9 months ago, I was fucking you."
>>83550213
Pork n beans
>>83550288
He's the man we all aspire to be.
>>83550288
what's the problem there?
>>83550213
Jasper's a good roommate because her shitty personality kept Peridot in line and serious. The CG are a terrible influence and let Peri act like a kid.
>Greg "Every Jewel is a sex tool" Universe
>Greg "I'll stick my penis in a woman from Venus" Universe
>Greg "Get the girl cuck the Pearl" Universe
>Greg "get in the trunk and see my junk" Universe
>Greg "my wife is dead, Amethyst come give me head" Universe
>Greg "give the cock to the rock" Universe
>Greg "hard and wooden inside a giant woman" Universe
>Greg "if she's from earth, I won't plow her turf" Universe
>Greg "stick my cock in a sentient rock" Universe
>Greg "I'd rather an alien than an Australian" Universe
>Greg "I'd do a stalagmite as long as it's tight" Universe
>Greg "If you're from space i'll cum on your face" Universe
>Greg "stuck his dick in an alien chick" Universe
>Greg "giant women got me wooden" universe
>Greg "If your name is Pearl, i'm stealing your girl" Universe
>Greg "If your name is Rose Quartz, get in my shorts" Universe
>Greg "if her hairs pink my cock she will drink" universe
>Greg "gets an erection at a geology collection" Universe
>Greg "I want my parts inside that quartz" Universe
>Greg "I killed your mom with my dong" Universe
>Greg "If you've seen Neptune come into my room" Universe.
>Greg "I love to ram the huge pink Gem" Universe
>Greg "if you've been to the moon then shapeshifter a womb" universe
>Greg "All rocks want my murdercock" Universe
>Greg "If she is from Venus she will get my penis" Universe
>Greg "Gaze into my eyes and prepare to die" Universe
>Greg "Get to third base with a Girl from space" Universe
>Greg "I like to rock now ride my cock" universe
>Greg "The man with the master plan to fuck aliens in his van" Universe
>Greg "My dick goes through rock like a pick" Universe
>Greg "pound her pussy tell her gem gets mushy" universe
>Greg "Skipping a stone with my pelvis bone" Universe
>Greg "Trade the world for a cosmic girl" Universe
>Greg "Drop out of college for geologist knowledge" Universe
>Greg "Girls from the stars like guitars" Universe
>Greg "Sexually disposed of the Rose" Universe
>>83550280
best fusion
best gem
>>83550281
no it's mr l
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy0vLdOYY9Y
>>83550256
In the end, I think he chose to respect Rose's decision. It's not like it was his idea.
>>83550325
Unf. Quartzes, man.
>>83550332
But what happens to Lapis and Peridot?
>>83550272
no you
>>83550335
niether
>>83550288
I just imagined Rose making out with a xenomorph queen. Thanks for that.
>>83550325
That artist drew Rose (and by estension, every other character)'s features and proportions way too elongated. It loses the sex appeal entirely.
>>83550325
Fucking gay aliens could get you in trouble
But i would give it all up just to comfort the pearl
Turquoise when?
>>83550310
kek
>>83550377
You're welcomed anon
>>83550335
Best fusion imo, but best gem in my opinion is Pearl or Rose. But I don't say that often since I don't fit the Freudian/ss stereotype.
What would happen if this was the 70's, and 4chan was the name of a huge convention. 4chan is divided up into booths, each named after the original board; /a/, /b/, /c/, ect. Each booth had a bunch of smaller booths; /sug/, /gfg/, /sfeg/, ect.
What would it look like? What would it be like? What would we look like?
>>83550330
she just finally gets to grow the fuck up and think for herself
just give her a millennium or two.
>people think Jasper could live with Lapis
>people think Lapis could forgive Jasper
>People think Jasper was the victim
>>83548935
>There is no fucking justification for killing 7 billion people you god damned cock stain.
I love it when people say that shit, as though humans wouldn't commit genocide on entire worlds of sapient beings just to have cheaper agricultural products let alone reproductive capacity.
This is happy Lapis
>>83550499
I think you watch too many films mate.
>>83550403
Soon I hope
>>83550330
This is actually a great point
Jasper held just the right amount of firmness with peridot
>>83550510
This is a happy Peri
Found this on my way home from work
Hey guys go to tumblr and type in skinny
>>83550537
for real?
>>83550559
Oh it's zuke's car.
She's the only crew member we know that like specifically Peridot Lapis and Pearl.
>>83550559
Marry that man
>>83550581
No, fake
>>83550495
Faggots at the gaybarn need a reality check
Jasper will crack the whip on the out-of-line autist and the slovenly witch
>>83550510
Happy Lapis. Happis.
>>83548935
The only justification or lack there of for doing something is whether you do it and whether anyone stops you.
Morality, honor, etc are straitjackets we wear of our own volition. They may make you better as a person, but make no mistake: the only justification someone with enough determination needs is the opportunity to do it.
>>83550499
I think you underestimate human empathy.
Why enact genocide when you can convince them to help you farm that shit?
It worked for the Brits in India, if it works poo in a loo it can work anywhere.
>>83550574
>>83550559
If I saw lapidot in public it would be the end of times lol
>>83550559
Kek, is this the only pic you have?
>>83550635
More Happis
>>83550581
Yeah, I live in cali and saw this, it might have something to do with graduation but pretty cool nonetheless.
post cosplayers
>>83550663
Yeah I was at a stoplight and managed to snap it real quick, I actually got three but the other two are blurry as shit, if you can't make it out the last one is garnet
>>83550665
reposting happy lappy from last thread
>>83550699
>>83550665
I want tofluffherhair
>>83550559
nice try anon, we know thats your car
>>83548569
just like eatman? sounds fair i guess
>>83550699
Is somebody cosplayinh as Zuke at the back?
>>83550459
oooh, I like that one
I can't think myself into a 70s zeitgeist, so I'll stick to the superficialities
it HAD to be a bit like a costume ball, you know, masks mandatory. Overall less people I'm afraid. It would probably fill several halls anyway. People would collect and trade art. The "threads" would be booths designed for specific purposes; some would be just a bunch of couches and coffee tables, others would be small stages etc
>>83550754
I thought tne same thing!
Knock knock motherfucker here comes best ship.
>>83550714
You've been visited by the Water Burrito of Comfyness
Comfy times and toasty blankets will come your way but only if you reply with "I wanna hug the happy Lappy" to this post
>>83550742
The hell it is, I drive a chevy silverado not that namby pamby box right there. I will keep a look out because this is the third time I've seen some cool shit in my town, a yu yu hakusho hood painting and a godzilla tinted rear window.
Man, if you told me a year ago that one of the funniest episodes of SU would be an episode where the crystal gems and lapis play baseball together, I would have called you a fucking liar
>>83550331
I laughed
>>83550459
>different people coming every 5 minutes to say "LION AROUND" and doing the paw motion
>>83550699
every steven cosplayer doubles as a rebecca sugar cosplayer
>>83550331
>Greg "get in the trunk and see my junk" Universe
>Not Greg "get in the van and check out my tan" Universe
Pleb.
>>83550714
>>83550855
I don't anyone expected that ep to be goat but I'm glad it was
>>83550855
it's so stupid but so well-executed. thanks for the filler crewniverse
>>83550936
There is no filler.
>>83550936
Well at least we know Lapis doesnt hate the CG that much..
Would steven like the show that must not be named?
>>83550889
well, someone got to lion the mood
>>83550974
nope, but you know that fag Peedee watches it
>>83550936
Filler or not, we got new gems
Goodnight /sug/. Stay comfy my friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUSWLvJMgyE
Why didn't Jasper poof Pearl and Amethyst
Can she not bubble?
>>83550974
if anything Ronaldo would
>>83551016
>Rubies
>New
Different personalities.
Not new gems.
>>83551023
She cannot.
>>83550974
I bet seeing the purple lizard eating Gems would cause her to flip her shit though.
>>83550147
Christ.
>>83550974
Well I could imagine him watching it.
>>83551023
Maybe she did
I mean, she poofed Garnet and Ruby/Sapphire reformed behind bars
>>83550345
If I was Sugar and I decided to take on The Talk they had, I'd do it as follows:
>Greg and Rose see a baby in Beach City or on vacation
>Greg plays with him and makes some offhand comment about how he always wanted a kid without even think about it
>Rose stares at him, Greg sees, realizes, and then does damage control stuttering about how it's not a big deal
>at least a day later after some thought, Rose says that she and Greg can have a child, but to do so she would have to give up her physical form
>Greg says he is fine with the way things are
>Rose says she wants to do it
>Greg protests
>Rose describes her keikaku about how the CG are becoming detached from unity, how Homeworld is still a threat, and that there needs to be a bridge.
>Greg eventually accepts, and they agree to go through with it when the time is right
>over the next five years they have the time of their lives together before finally going through with it.
>>83550974
it's about friendship and caring and wacky magical shit
so yes, yes he would enjoy it
>>83551047
>rubies whom we have never seen before
>+
>new personalities
>=
>new gems
>>83550855
The evolution of how people reacted to that episode was pretty great.
>What if it's baseball?
>That's too stupid, it's clearly about a Diamond.
>Oh fuck it's actually about baseball.
>That's stupid, there's no way this will work.
>It's following a Zuke episode? Well it'll just get outshone now even if it is good.
>What the fuck why was that episode so perfect.
>>83550974
Of course he wouldSteven would like Princess ™, Pearl probably season 1 Twilight and AJ, Amethyst would of course like Pinkie and Dash, Peri would also go for Twilight. Garnet and Lapis are kinda hard to pin down.
>>83551062
God damn it's been years since I've seen that gif.Kinda sad that MLPG seems to have imploded.
>>83550808
I wanna hug the happy Lappy
>>83550233
well that doesn't sound too bad
>>83551099
>Rubies
>New
Just Different personalities.
>>83551078
>Now remember Greg, it'll take me all my powers to force the baby formed from me not to remember the ball gags, anal beads, fuzzy handcuffs, dildos, jackhammers, and live goat.
I need to make a fake gem for a cosplay, any ideas on how?
>>83551065
She doesn't need to bubble gems to put them in separate cells.
>>83551016
I was hoping, since the Barn Mates leak back in February, that a completely new gem waifu was going to come out of that roaming eye.
We're long overdue for a new gem and/or fusion, and I'm hoping Summer of Steven will deliver.
>>83550974
He'd watch it and enjoy it for what it is, but not be obsessive, then he'd find out that Ronaldo was a level 12 hyper-fan and be so weirded-out that he'd avoid talking about it ever again.
>>83550331
i dont know if i should be amused or not by this
>>83551023
Presumably she did and they reformed back in their prison cells.
I don't think we've seen any of the HW gems bubble things yet, which might be an interesting point about the CG at a later episode.
When is Peridot getting her limb enhancers back? I really miss them.
>>83551150
That was referring to
>Why didn't Jasper poof Pearl and Amethyst
>>83550803
You sure about that?
>Lapis beat Misty and had the Cerulean Gym badge on her back this whole time.
>>83551139
how big of a budget are you talking about, first thing that comes to mind would be a pendent of colored glass
I suppose it also depends on who you are going as,
>>83551102
I had a pretty good thing goingon the other sideas well. /mulp/ became a fun board to watch though.
>>83551179
She doesn't need to bubble anyone to put them in a cell.
I.E
>Look, surrender or Garnet and Rose die
>Fug, okay.
>>83551173
nah, she probably just threw them in the cell, easier to interrogate gems who are formed than poofed when you don't have the equipment around
I doubt Pearl could have reformed in the few hours that Steven was out, it seems to take her weeks
>>83551187
>Misty beat Lapis and turned her into the Cerulean Gym badge this whole time.
>>83546216
I made it once onto the news kiosk and not for a good reason :^)
>>83551023
She had to have poofed them, somehow I don't see Jasper carrying Pearl and Amethyst under her arms back into the ship.
Also maybe she wanted them unpoofed for interrogation on the way back to Homeworld
>>83550974
It would be his Jerry Springer, he only watches it when there's absolutely nothing else to do and nothing else on
>>83549316
Actually they just put it on anything they can get their hands on, dangerous or not
NO MORE GARA IN TUMBLR
>>83551151
Sorta want to see a Peridot/Lapis or Peridot/Jasper fusion.
PEridot/Amethyst will do.
>>83551328
Good. He is a bad influence.
>TRIPLE
>I
>PENITRATION
>>83551018
I'm going to stomp on legos and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
>>83551270
The fuck is that thing Peridot is holding?
>>83551386
>>83551178
Soon, I hope. She doesn't look great without them desu
>>83550728
>83550728
I want tohugher
>>83551498
>>83551468
a laptop
>>83551344
we will get them all eventually or at least so I hope
What do you think they will be like?
>>83551468
Her autistic art project
>>83551559
is it closed? because otherwise i think it would be going inside her
>>83550808
I wanna hug the happy Lappy
>>83551374
you misspelled "great"
>You have been visited by the Merchant Anon of lesbian space rock merchandise. You will be blessed with high quality Chinese merchandise and lesbian space rocks, but ONLY if you post "Good luck, Merchant Anon!" in this thread.
Wish me luck, I'm going to a HT I haven't been into in a while.
You know...The one near CN's offices?
>>83551552
Huh, didn't know it was that small
Fucking phoneposting
>>83551603
That's not the right synonym of "horrific".
>>83551589
huh, maybe it's a picture she made and Lapis just doesn't give a shit.
>>83551568
the crystal temple fusion will be fucking defiled by steven's filthy organic body - plus, even if he was a gem, it would still look like utter shit
>>83551656
just wait until the Temple Fusion includes Peridot, Lapis and Jasper
Did Greg convince Rose to kill herself to reproduce?
>>83549034
>0-2 count
>throwing a straight fastball down the middle
>not throwing a changeup in the dirt, or a slider away since it's righty on righty
0/10 would not be my closer
time for a new thread
>>83551635
not a fan of /ss/ I take it? Or is it just his comments?
>>83551628
Break in and kidnap Zuke
>>83551689
implying that jasper is
1. not dead
2. going to be redeemed
>>83551700
Can the new thread be "mom" edition?
>>83551698
She's a ruby do you really expect anything from her?
>>83551704
The comments actually.
>>83551729
NO
We had that like twice in two weeks
In fact we haven't had a Jasper thread in forever
>>83551729
>Xth for mom edition
>>83551755
That's because Jasper is the worst gem
>>83551755
Jasper a shit
>>83551749
okay, I get it now.
Still needs to set up somewhere else.
>>83551780
You shut your whore mouth
>>83551780
This, I'm all for mom.
>>83551704
Not a fan of /ss/.
>>83551755
fuck you
>worst gem edition, with no picture of said gem leading to endless flamewar
>>83551806
Gara has been in pixiv for a while
Literally the only reason why I have a pixiv account
Pixiv dot me slash garax
So, am I the only one who thinks Pearl and Peridot's fusion should have four legs?
I mean, assuming Peridot's weapon is a drill, that would make their fusion weapon a lance, which pretty much demands the user be a centaur
>>83551883
That idea seems cool, but I dont think 4 legs would suit Pearl
>>83551883
so many implications
never ever
>>83551937
What?
And that was a waste of time, the SU section got smaller.
>>83551709
I only have a computer, backpack, and iPhone on me, what could I do to The Zuke?
私はスティーブンユニバース憎みます
NEW THREEEEEAAAAAD
>>83551964
Steven Universe hates you too.
>>83551964
you're entitled to your opinion, but that username is straight DISRESPECTIN
>>83551959
Leave a trail of water droplets and crunched up Doritos with a sign 'LAPIDOT THIS WAY' that leads into your van
Then take her home for /sug/
>>83551959
Anything you wanted, merchant anon
>>83551883
Amethyst is much more feral than pearl
A Lars cosplayer left my anus the most sore it's ever been last night.
>>83548093
http://67.media.tumblr.com/0c0a87970797655f25d7ac237d4643c7/tumblr_nc2akqLXT21qetxs7o1_1280.png
>>83550042
https://41.media.tumblr.com/411e957773355a4b4584f40522388b17/tumblr_nvzos7OLLb1qg80vbo1_1280.png
>>83550974
http://40.media.tumblr.com/eb240931c97f39f1c491ef83426d5296/tumblr_nlhnynp4Mo1s0qjmbo1_1280.png
>>83551018
https://36.media.tumblr.com/09660596a398603ed529bebc99b947be/tumblr_nxvi3abwDo1s52egdo1_1280.jpg
>>83551568
http://orig11.deviantart.net/23ca/f/2015/256/0/2/temple_fusion_by_artofcarmen-d8pawsh.jpg
>>83551959
Leave her alone and give Jamie a wedgie?
私は今、ラピスラズリを憎みます。ジャスパーは私の新しいウェイフです
>>83551964
CHING CHONG PING LING
>>83551568
Jasper/Peridot would be a little smaller than Jasper in width but probably slightly taller.
She'd be four armed to amplify her ability to handle weapons as well as tools. Her weapon would probably be some sort of armored rig, perhaps a spiked/electroshock suit?
>>83552074
The fuck is a 'weifu', idiot?
>>83552061
tell me more, tell me more
was it love at first sight
tell me more, tell me more
did he put up a fight?
>>83552087
I only see Jasper fusion being enormous, big sliglty nigger than herself
See: Malachite
>>83548930
This is going into the Sexy folder.
>>83552099
I was cosplaying Ronaldo, we really got in character.
>>83552113
Peridot drags it down. That's my opinion, though.
Rainbow Quartz is practically shorter than Rose, for example.
>>83552093
It's called translating a non-loan word dumbshit
>>83552074
>Weifu
自分を自殺下さい
>>83552113
I fucked up bad sorry
*only slightly bigger than herself
>>83552135
I think it's called 'I can't spell AND NOW I'M ANGRY AT YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT'
>>83550161
Ruby did.
>>83552134
Err I think you're underestimating RQ
>>83550161
>>83552196
which one?
>>83552071
>>83552020
Those might be good options for next time...
>>83552028
Nope, the employees didn't even know about the SU Mystery Minis either.
I've got two more HTs to hit up (one of which I visited last Friday) and an LCS to hit up, so there's still a chance I might find something worth picking up.
Give me a thread.
>>83552265
Give me head.
NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
>>83552135
くたばれ
>>83551949jasper redemption
NEW THREAD!!!
>>83552274
>>83552274
>>83552274
>>83552274
>>83552274
>>83552244
No like
You could do anything you wanted to Zuke
Because she's a fat lesbian and you are a Goron from Wind Waker
>>83552332
how do you know anon isn't a skinny 98-pound weakling? Zuke might just sit on himand break his neck erotically
>>83550362
They slip away unseen to their Empire City apartment while a massive pitched battle between Lapisfags, Perifags, and Lapidot shippers takes place outside the barn.
>>83552483
>Amethyst is in the centre of it all, Purple Pumaing it up
>She is extremely vocal with her opinions