/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Never seen this show until about a week ago. About halfway into Season 2
It's pretty good

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First for Amedot forever.

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>>83533990
So did you come up with that yourself or what?

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Little gem of green, smaller than a bean,

Doesn’t live with Steven ‘cause she’d live in the latrine.

>>83533990
Lady of the nose

Can't help but wonder if I'd maker her happier than Rose

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Stevonnie is the purest form of love.

>>83533984
I just got into it maybe 2 weeks ago, don't know why I didn't ages ago. I wish more things had the happy feelings that SU does.

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>mfw people waste their time with multiple smaller women
>not just one giant woman

plebs

Where is my Nighttime /sug/ Lapis poster?

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>>83534008
Stop smiling.

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If your man is going to the mall with you, he loves you. He's not going there to look at overweight 17 year olds wearing ugs and Dr.pepper pajama bottoms. Show a little appreciation, because at that point all he has to fuel him is his shattered dreams and lost faith in himself.

Welcome to /sug/ After Hours, where we're well into the night coming onto morning, with a comfortable atmosphere rivaling that of even the swankiest mixed jazz playlist. I'm your host, Lazurite Liposuction, with guest star Spaghetti Quarrel United

Let's do this.

>anon has a fucking brain fart, as he is quoted as saying "what is the was of that." Brain damage heavily suspected.
>a fan of Dubyafortykay repurposes Do It For Her, only no one really gives a crap.
>Several newer anons are introduced to Creepy Pearl through the means of the gem equivalent of sounding. Anon loses a little bit more of his innocence after looking up what that is.
>Local Peridot is unbanned after an unfortunate incident involving indexer. I'd take a jab at the mods here, but I'd probably get banned again.
>Gregnon and Lady of the Limbs continue to be a depressing messes. If you see these out-of-shape posters, give them some love, will you?
>A brave, foolhardy anon posts the dreaded waifupearl pic where you roll for a pearl. The absolute madman.
>Lady of the sea comes back from her voyage. Glad to have you back.
>Merchant Anon continues to build his empire of money, much to the chagrin of several people who disagree with his mercantile prowess.
>Confused discussion follows the declaration of one anon vying to do the horizontal monster mash with Armstrong. How would you fuck it? Hands. Use your imagination.
>A brief religious lesson on what the hot mess of fresh fuck a cambion is, due to discrimination of demons in general. Absolutely... Enthralling.
>Our top story: a migrant anon admits that he enjoys the welcoming tone and acceptance of our quaint little thread. Good to have you on board.

Stay tuned.

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>>83534018
It is.

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>>83534018
>>83534018
I hate it because I never experienced young love

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>tfw you will never grab your guns and gonna innawoods/range/gravel pit with the gems, having tons of fun
>tfw you will never let the gems try out your guns as they let you try out theirs
>tfw they will never turn out to be better shots that you, but will be willing to tutor you
It hurts

>>83534043
Neither did I. I was the 24 year old blogposter in the last thread.

>>83534039
>Forgot name
How embarrassing.

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>>83534043

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>>83534039
http://paperseverywhere.tumblr.com/post/118712881210/turretsyndr0me-sketch-by-paperseverywhere

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>>83534039
>>83534060
Great work as always

You are Lady of the Sea approved

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>>83534060
This just in, channel 7's lapis lazuli reported as forgetting her own name. Can we really trust her to remember the details of these threads when she cant remember the details of her own life?

Stay tuned.

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>>83534039
Sail on, brave soul

>>83534043
It doesn't actually exist, it's just kids acting grown-up or playing a game and adults projecting on them.

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>>83533972
>tfw Pearl will never be /sug/'s designated waifubait ever again.

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>>83534102
More for me

Anyone else going to Anime Expo? Maybe we should have a meetup.

>>83534075
In my defense, i write everything I report down.

Find some cool or weird minerals/gems.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minerals

not to get too "gemsona" in here, but Muscovite would make a cool Gem. Big flat bladed bits, maybe a pair of fans as a weapon.

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>>83534102
S-she's still the most maternal gem

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>>83534120
I can verify. This is in fact, the mom gem.

>>83534039
Good to be here...

>>83534018
That's not the name of the ship

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>>83534117
Moldevite, literally a space gem that doesn't naturally form on Earth

>>83534039
>a fan of Dubyafortykay repurposes Do It For Her, only no one really gives a crap.

Dont bully

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>>83534102
speak for yourself, anon

>>83534143
Then what is?

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>>83533972
Man I'm late We're back, baby!

>>83534153
Why is pearl in the box

>>83534154
Connverse

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>>83534127
>She will never be your mom

>>83534173
But why? Isn't the name of the fusion perfect for the name of the ship?

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>>83534168
>>83534153
Your waifu is trash

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>>83534127
And this is the Son Gem.

>>83534147
>Gem Mikitaka
well then.

>>83534168
She's going into the garbage where she belongs

>>83534174
Pearl actually reminds me of my mom. She sings and everything. Would not recommend, tbqh.

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>>83534174
>>83534206

>>83534206
That's Son & Mom gem

>>83534039
>Lady of the sea comes back from her voyage

Oh it is the real one then, glad to have ya back dude. Oh and also, is the real Cricketanon back or not, since the Cricketposting has increased quite a bit in these threads?

>>83534194
No, it's not.

I could explain why but I'm just going to summarise it as this: documentation. Let's say I search for Opal images, and I get images of the ship Pearlmethyst. Now, in this moment, I don't want Pearlmethyst, I want Opal.

>>83534229
You define ships by Tumblr tags?

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>>83534199
whatever you say, anon

>>83534229
This is why those Crewniverse hacks should have come up with a better name for Stevonnie.

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>>83534117
Holy shit, Crocoite is the reddest mineral I've ever seen.

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>>83534153
would you?
could you?
in a box?

>>83534260
Why don't you then?

It's not like they can make it a random gem name like Opal or something, Connie is human ya dumb dumb.

>>83534281
Not that guy, but Smoky Quartz.

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And to recap on the SU-related stuff I've got on my plate...

>SU Funko POP! restock coming, a glow-in-the-dark Pearl has been hinted at being this restock's variant by a few HT managers. No word on any other SU POPs coming out.
>SU Mystery Minis will be out at the end of June or the beginning of July, depending on when you local Hot Topic gets their shipment. I will be reporting what I get from my two display cases, case layout, and the weight of each blind box and which one it contained when I get them from Entertainment Earth.
>Cartoon Network Titan Vinyl blind boxes are coming out later this month, Steven's been confirmed to be one of the figures. An Amethyst Steven variant has been confirmed to be exclusive to Entertainment Earth.
>Steven Universe-themed Monopoly and Yahtzee games are coming out in July and August! They'll remain CH Shop-exclusives until September and October respectively.
>No word yet on when the plushies and foam Garnet Gauntlets will be available.

>>83534039
>Merchant Anon continues to build his empire of money, much to the chagrin of several people who disagree with his mercantile prowess.

That got a few keks out of me and I'm sure it will get a few keks from my coworker.

You have Merchant Anon's seal of approval.

>>83534261
>We never got a Crocoite Corrupted Gem
Shame.

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I kinda want Lamar to board another Peridot / Lapis episode because the big hair is just fucking funny to me.

>>83534244
I define ship names from what everyone else calls the ships. Most people refer to the ship with Connie and Steven as Connverse.

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>>83534221
And the Holy Ghost gem?

>>83534018
>>83534042

I just watched all the episodes available and isn't their relationship kinda bad? I mean Connie is totally obsessed with Steven because he is her only friend and she has no hesitation to risk her life to save his, she already admited twice she would devote her life to him.

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>>83534320
Shame.

>>83534351
But Steven will do the same.

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>>83534127
Despite people's perception, Pearl does like hugs. Not only as an emotional salve but as a form of intimacy.

>>83534039
I LOVE YOU !

>>83534364
>You will never hug a Pearl

>>83534359

Steven seems kinda more emtionally balanced though, while Connie easily got brainwashed by Pearl, she also had no problem with taking care of baby Steven eventhough she didn't know when he'll turn back.

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>>83534364
What? Why even bring that up

More over who even has that perception? Of course pearl likes hugs

>>83534355
>Crocomire styled Corrupted Crocoite
GENIUS!

>>83534390
Unlike Garnet and Amy she never seems to get any, despite wanting them.

>>83534392
Doesn't that game predate the crew by just a bit?

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I love Armstrong.

After everything that's been progressing, which is better in the long run?

-Daily episodes
-weekly episodes

>>83534355
>>83534392
>huge crocodile-like creature made of bright red angular flat plates
That would look awesome in the show's style.

>>83534351
>Shut in brown girl who reads a lot and is a weeb who learns sword combat from Stevens step mom because she's absolutely in love with his universe and how magical it is and will die for him
>Is given Roses Sword
>Is the first person Steven ever fused with

Naaaww, I can't imagine why she's not a shitty self insert.

>>83534423
Weekly

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You do it for her
Everything you have
Everything you are
You've got to give
On the battlefield
When everything is chaos
And you have nothing but the way you feel
Your strategy, and a sword
You just think about the life you'll have
Together after the war
And then you do it for her
That's how you know you can win
Deep down, you know
You weren't built for fighting
But that doesn't mean you're not
Prepared to try
What they don't know
Is your real advantage
When you live for someone
You're prepared to die

>I'm a 28 year old man, and I literally can not listen to this song without tearing up.

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>>83534423
Weekly.

Yknow. Like how it's SUPPOSED TO BE

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Would rose have set peridot free and befriended her?

Did she actually save earth by having steven?

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>>83534018
Yes.

>>83534449
The other crystal gems follow Roses will pretty closely I think. And they didn't want to let her free, so probably not.

>>83534427
>>83534351
I think you're being a little too realistic about it. It's supposed to be a romantic true love sort of thing.

>>83534426
Also it should be able to manipulate lava, because...that sort of thing is cool.

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>>83534449
>Did Greg actually save Earth by cucking Pearl and murdering Rose?

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Who is the biggest whore?

>>83534492
We had a whole arc on this.

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>>83534490
What a man

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>>83534499
>Not "We had a whore arc on this."

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What is the narrative purpose of Lion?

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>>83534490
>pearl eating

>>83534449
>Would rose have set peridot free and befriended her?

No, after a war that long do you really think she would have shown a Homeworld gem mercy? Even if Peridot had said the exact same words that had gotten Steven curious enough to free her and investigate, Rose would have just passed it off as the lie of a desperate enemy on their last legs.

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When the warm shower starts hitting my back, I can't help but stare at nothing.

I'm unable to trust my own legs. My rear soon plants itself on the porcelain surface.

The water runs down my legs. It stings. Burns. Near invisible cuts, scrapes and bruises being assaulted mercilessly.

It's cathartic. It reminds me I'm still here. Washing the salt off, down the drain.

I want to lie down. A solid half hour of soaking in the artificial rain. The cool surface soothing the heat in my cheeks.

It takes everything I have to get out and dry off.

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Best crack ship?

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Remember this?

>>83534542
Greg/pearl

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Who /comfy/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a58XnLoUgSY

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>>83534542

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Prick is best gem.

>>83534548
Hey it's Gant.

So, we have a good idea of what Quartz's, Corundums, Diamonds, and pearls all look like.
What about Beryls?

It's a gemstone with many varieties. I hope they introduce a beryl type gem.

Reminder that this is what Pearl looked like when she was first formed and served White Diamond

>>83534520
He's all the deaus ex machina wrapped into one thing.

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>>83534574
forgot pic

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How is Connie destined for evil?

>>83534563
>Ricks limitless knowledge of the multiverse.
>Pearls neurotic impulses

Either the universe is screwed or he's one of the most condescendingly helpful person to ever exist.

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>>83534574
>served White Diamond

Why would she serve White Diamond?

>>83534555
That was the chillest thing I've ever listened to, perfect for my late night, thanks anon.

Least favorite crew members and VAs?

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Why would anyone think Lars is trans? Pre or post-op?

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>>83534605
>tfw the sun just came up

I miss the moon and the stars

>>83534588
what the hell

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>>83534519
eat shit, Carlos

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When is the last time Peridot had a MIGHTY NEED to use the bathroom?

>>83534582
Steven falls in love with a gem and rejects her.

or maybe, gems capture and brainwash her.

>>83534648
When she saw what it was used for

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Anyone looking forward to the upcoming Future Stevonnie arc?

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>>83534605
No problem buddy. Chill music is my thing. That whole channel is full of chilled out tracks.

Check this shit out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LbOzr-cKYs

Is Steven asexual?

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>>83534673
No, Stevonnie is trash.

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>>83534691
I like to imagine that Steven is going to end up with the Cluster.

One day he just fuses with it and is covered in a fractal compound of neverending bitches, the ultimate harem.

>>83534691
My dark-skinned accomplice..

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Lady of my dreams, more than she seems
Its high time i learned where her sexuality leans

good night /sug/

>>83534710
Just think of all those cuddles he could get.

>>83534673
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGCxAa8gs8
Home-world has invaded earth again.
Except for Sapphire, the crystal gems have been slain.
Stevonnie has perma-fused to stay strong enough to fight.
Sapphires future sight is the only thing keeping them one step ahead of the Gem war machine.
Leading the human resistance, they fight a guerilla war against the gems.
Now, their last hope for this doomed planet, is to travel into the past, and stop it before it ever happened.

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>>83534737
Lady with the Beak.
Heart so fragile, esteem so weak.
I can't wonder if she'd be happier.
With the balding old rock geek.

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>>83534689
No.

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>>83534422
God bless son.

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>>83534682
I love this one. Dammit, time for bed before the sun comes up, maybe this'll help for a change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Dri9SbaQw

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So while I was gone, did everyone take to writing little poems?

>>83534776
Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

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You will never grind down the fangs

>>83534427
>This shit again
Fuck off.

>>83534433
It's a good song

>>83534520
this makes me want to dust off the old PS2 and play some bloody roar

>>83534786
>tfw Steven will never grow fangs so the other Gems won't have to hide theirs anymore

>>83534786
They literally control their own shape.

They dont have to grind down shit.

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>>83534774
Goodnight my friend. I hope you find comfort.

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i tried to draw a comfy pearl :3

>>83534817
She kind of looks like a witch.

>>83534817
Cute

Now draw punk lapis!

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>>83534422
Same here.

poil

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>>83534635
>>83534786
I love Fangs!

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Jasper is one fucked gem ain't she
>assigned "easy" earth mission of checking on the cluster that she felt was below her
>abandons her diamond-given mission to instead bring back what seems to be Rose Quartz: Meatbag edition (organic life, YD's favorite)
>it all goes to hell in a handship, jailbreak, prisoners somehow running loose
>gets tossed around by a fusion that she denounced just moments ago, baited into colliding into the ship's core, taking down the ship
>thinks she's so clever having convinced the aristocrat gem of shaky allegiance to fight on her side and fuse
>she quickly finds herself locked in a battle of wills in a watery rape dungeon for what could have been an eternity
Months later... (her subordinate she's supposed to be protecting cusses out their diamond to her face in the interim)
>the crystal chucklefucks return, she tries her luck coercing Lapis once again to fight them
>lose anyway, blow up Dobson-style
>quietly, face-lessly slip down a hole within 20 seconds of being free

Jasper's gem may very well be cracked, she is without an ally in the galaxy, and YD makes a limp-wristed attempt to recollect her by tossing an unreliable, rickety life raft that is a squad of Rubies her way (one of which was "made yesterday"). If even that - Homeworld may just be hunting this catastrophic failure for a shattering or beatdown back into her gem form so she can fit on their tiny ship, for later interrogation.

SOMETHING good has to come Jasper's way sometime, right?

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>>83534786
Are there any fang pictures that aren't obvious fetish art?

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>>83534811
goodnight chillanon and /sug/

>>83534018
Isn't there another version of this?

>>83534817
Saved. Thanks, Anon.

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>>83534835
>SOMETHING good has to come Jasper's way sometime, right?
Yes.

>>83534866
WHOA
JASTEVEN, OUT OF LEFT FIELD.

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>>83534866
jasper's gem breaks and after being repaired by steven she becomes a midget

>>83534835

redemption arc incoming

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>>83534866
Tonight at 11.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>83534901
please no

>>83534912

you can't stop it

you know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it

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>>83534912
What's there not to love over a Jasper redemption?

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>>83534944
imagine respecting the tactics of someone who waste them defending a planet of invalids

then they go off and have a weird hybrid child

>>83534905
Would Sapphire get off on her eyeball being licked

>>83535003
idk, you think Pearl would get off to her nose being rubbed?

>>83535025
Yes
>Steven pulls Pearl's face closer to his
>He goes for her nose instead, suckling the tip carefully
>Pearl quivers with pleasure as Steven gives her nasal
>Pearl climaxes quickly and sloppily, her nose spewing mucus in Steven's throat
>Steven manages to swallow every bit of it
>The mucus hardens in Steven's stomach, forming a new pearl gem
>the gem replaces Rose's gem from within and forces itself in its place
>Steven mutates into a dwarfish, slow-witted Pearl replica

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>>83534018
It is logical...

>>83535003
Do you like having your eyes touched?

>>83535003
ruby is the one with the eyeball kink

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>>83535035

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Will Jasper reamain single?

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>>83535094
Romantically? Yes.

Fusionically? No.

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>>83535094
>Jasper hates fusion
>Jasper hates singing
>got her ass kicked by a singing fusion
lel

>>83534944
I just don't want another redemption arc

>>83535140
She has an anti-redemption arc

She turns Garnet into a cold-blooded killer

So last leaked episode is Steven Floats?

>>83535146
Now that would be awesome

>>83535159
Steven Vs. Amethyst is

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>>83535138
but now jasper likes fusion

and she may even have a taste for watermelon now

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>>83535035

So how do you think all the gems reacted the first time they saw Steven?

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it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the steven universes are at it again

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>>83535242

>>83535242
A mix of sadness, relief, amazement, and hope for the future.

>>83535242
ewww rose what the fuck happened to you why is your body and made out organic material and why are you so small goddamn it rose did you drink the alcohol again

>>83535290
http://i.imgur.com/t9sqYDK.jpg

>>83534520
Lion is the corrupted pink Pearl

>>83535373
lion isn't a gem

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>>83534527
Pearl eating is cute.

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So, do we know what episode is supposed to come after Steven Floats yet?And when?

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>>83535439
It sure is.

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>>83534769
Rev up those ballots!

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>>83535439
do you think Pearl promotes anorexia?

>>83535522
No, there's plenty of skinny girls that aren't anorexic.
She's promoting gayness tho

>>83535489
What the fuck

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>>83535577
Especially /ll/

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>>83535600
And /ss/

>>83534520
>RISE FRWOM YOUR GRAVES

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>>83535595
>he doesn't know about Decadent Candy

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Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

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>>83534018
Poodoo Patel get out stevidot is objectively better

>>83535661
Peridot would probably really like TMBG

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Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

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>>83535672

>>83535595
nigga don't tell me you don't like decades candy

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Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

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Best milf.

>>83535684
I don't, their art is creepy and it makes me feel uncomfortable and squicked

>>83535661
Are you referencing the YTP with this song?0

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Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

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>>83535696
I bet you don't even like

GEMS
IN
HEAT

>>83535696
gay

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Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

>>83534423
Honestly this show watches better when binged anyways.

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Is there any hopal for Yopal?

>>83535748
What about Blue Opal? or Yardonyx

>>83535710
Not by them, no.

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>>83535765
>spoiler

Hot damn I want it.

>>83533972

The hardest part of quitting a war is giving up the killing, isn't it Pearl?

>>83535748
>that Gem
I'm pretty sure that's not how fusion works

>>83535783
For somereson I'm seeing Yardonyx as a slightly yellow-er Sardonyx with a pirate hat, because...Yarr.

>>83535748
not even rainbow quartz is possible

there's no hope

>>83535791
Yeah, Most likely the gems would be close to each other, but not on top of one another.

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>>83535795
Oh really?

>>83535748
What the fuck is her gemstone? Wouldn't it make more sense to use a homeworld Amethyst with a different stone placement?

>>83535702
No. I'm just bored.

>>83535748

The fuck is that.

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>>83535787
I bet she misses the smell of freshly poofed opponents, the wonderful dust in the air on the battlefield.

>>83535831

Yellow Pearl + Amethyst beauty

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>you will never have a harem of personal poils to snuggle

>>83535814
Have you heard the YTP with hat song?

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>>83535848

>>83535848
im legit sad

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>>83535848
I don't wanna feel, like I did that day...

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>>83535848
Steven will.

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>>83535848
Does anyone have any other pics that are both comfy and lewd?

>>83535848

Given that Steven is going to either defeat or make peace with Homeworld, he'll likely have enough Pearls to care for the Presidential Mansion one day.

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Are gems made with the memories of previously harvested gems of the same type?

Could gems have fabricated memories inserted during production?

>>83534555
Just spend a few hours in the sun drinking and chatting with some college buddies. Now I'm cooling down again at home and browsing /sug/.

I'd say I'm pretty comfy

>>83535167
Thanks.

What's the story of the leaks anyway? I know they're from France. Did the Crewniverse release some statements?

>>83534555

Nice cool morning. No work today or tomorrow.

Working on that Amethyst/Jasper story.

>>83535852
No.

>>83535878
Lady is best DMC girl. Just putting that out there.

>>83535167
Get out you lying faggot

>>83535933
Peridot says she has memories and sensations implanted from homeworld but she didn't say it was from a previous gem

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Simple draw requests? (amateur)

>>83536001
Pearl crying into Amethyst's mouth?

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>>83533990
I love you , good morning

>>83536001
a cute blue pearl

>>83536001
Pearl the stripper

>>83536001
Blue Pearl and our Amethyst fusing into Opal?

>>83536001
Amethyst trying to get Pearl to try a Pizza.

>>83536001

Sadie.

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>>83533990

Sun rising on the shore

Fiery red light against the water

Heat rising in my very core

Upon my heart, she's performing slaughter.

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>>83536079
Good morning lady of the limbs, how are you this fine morning?

>>83536079
Artist?

>>83536128
Bottom right corner

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>>83536079
>>83536108
Ugh. You two and your constant flirting make Ruby and Sapphire look tame. Just fuck already.

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>>83536181

Anon and namefag love?

But that's forbidden love!

>>83534106
>not a green blush

are you even trying

>>83536181
they are cute

>>83536148
Can't kind them :/

>>83536236
pearl blushes blue you dummy

>>83536303
Try kohirasan dot tumblr dot com

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>>83536320

Turquoise?

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>>83536347
don't mean to alarm anyone, but pearl may be an ALIEN?!

>>83536389
So?

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>>83536389
Maybe

>>83536347
Yeah, it looks like it

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>>83536225

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>>83536389
But she has so many human qualities, like limbs and speech.

>>83536389

FUCKING XENOS!

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>>83535672
>calling some guy reddit for no conceivable reason while you spout shitty memes

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>>83535933
How do you think they keep the gems nice and uniform?
Every few months, all pearls are ground up and reshaped.

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>>83536014
>>83536079

What colour are Pearl's nipples?

>>83536485
Ask Steven.

>>83536485
Whatever color you want.

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>>83536461
And for sexual?

>>83536485
Blue.

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>>83536465
'ERE BOYZ, DIS 'UMIE FINKS 'ES BETTER DAN US! LEZ SHOW 'IM A FING OR TWO ABOUT WOT IT MEANZ TO BE GEM!

WAAAAAARGH!!!

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>>83536485
Blue of course

And just so you know her pussy is blue too

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>>83536537
WE WUZ GEMS N SHIT

>>83534174
Obviously Mr. Smiley is into Milfs

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What happened in Garnet's room after Hit The Diamond?

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>>83536461
>GEMS and steve not greg and STEVE ok.

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Where are the Pearls Sucrose? You gave us five more Rubies now where are the Pearls?

I saw that in the last thread someone mentioned "the Crystal Gems (and Steven) fight the last boss of the last game you played"

I'm getting emotional now because for me it would be Rando from LISA: the Painful.

Steven would give him a hug. There's no way they'd kill him.

>>83536609

you've had three pearls you greedy fuck, now give me more lapises

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What happened with everyone posting gems smoking?

>>83536605
I can't tell whether this is from a fan comic or porn.

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>>83536609
scumbag

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>>83536473
quiet xeno scum

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another flashback episode, when?

>>83536574
>confusing a Warhammer joke with shitty /v/ memes
>posting an image I discovered while doing it

Fuck oooooooff.

>>83536628
We've established the rule of fives, we need two more Pearls before you get your five turds.

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>>83536609
Pearl is my favourite CG and I love seeing more Pearls, but more than that I want to see how Pearls are made. Also, if we do see more Pearls, I want to hear them talk too. Yellow Pearl made me smile, it was so much fun hearing DeeDee play an antagonist.

I also hope that the Crewniverse is saving their budget so that Opal, Sugilite, and especially Sardonyx will talk again in the future, but that's another problem.

>>83536675
Kindergaten Kid, perhaps?

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i want off becky sucrose's wild ride

>>83536686

amethyst's room is absolutely full of pearl

but we've only had a single, perfect lapis

>>83536675
>Mr. Greg.
>Greg the Babysitter.
>The Kindergarten Kid.

All sound like pretty likely flashback episodes.

>>83534390
I think in Super watermelon island after Alexandrite poofs back into the gems, the Steven watermelon Steven ran up and hugged pearl

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>>83536747
Yep, he did.

>>83536599
Probably masturbation.

>>83536719

Wishful thinking.

I like wishful thinking.

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>>83536775

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Reminder that she's a slut for Steven.

>>83534324
I feel you, bro.

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>>83536944
Only because of the Rose connection.

>>83536944
I prefer the idea that she, and all the other Gems, are whores for Steven. Yes, Greg does what he can, but he also has expenses, so occasionally the Crystal Gems entertain the sinners and deviants of Beach City and the surrounding towns for wads of dirty money.

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>>83536944
pearl is a slut for anyone.

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>>83537000
It's not just because of that, she just wants Steven to feel good and loved.

>>83537028
if she's such a slut, then were is the proof of this?

>>83537028
>Hellen Jo.png

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Lady of the legs, making her bacon and eggs,

Really hope she wouldn't be happier with Greg.

>>83537041
Alone Together, Cry For Help, etc. Don't deny she wants to fuse with him.

>>83537041
have you seen her with rose?

she's such a submissive slut

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>>83536719
I'm really looking forward to the Greg episodes, especially now that we don't have Jo on board anymore. I just hope they won't involve Lamar though. Nothing personal but it bugs me when Greg gets stuck with the quality faces.

Fingers crossed at least one of the two is Raven/Paul, they did some great Gregs in the Return and Keystone Motel.

Maybe since Greg is Sugar's favourite we could get some parts by her?