/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Last chance ta PLACE YA BETS! Come on, come one, I know there're more bettin' men here on /sug/ tonight!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10405415

Note: there's no musical option, because that's not really what the episode's about per se, so much as an overall theme.

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>>83522435
first for wake me up from this hiatus nightmare

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Here we go.

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>>83522435

>cancelled

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>>83522435
That's rather depressing. I didn't come here for this.

What was Hitler doing on the SU alternate Earth? What would he look like in SU style? Would Steven be his friend?

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>>83522435
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>>83521872
>>83521974
Maybe it's coming back in July for a potential other reason

That's when SDCC is, and Sugar revealed a new fusion there for the past two years.

>>83522435

>faster than a rebecca sguar can fellate

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just made this

do you think sucrose will hire me?

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>>83522487
Sir, have I wronged you in some way?

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This is your date tonight

>>83522599
Oh shit, you're right. But didn't she say the Stevonnie episode with the song is airing in the Fall? Could be that

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>>83522587
The CGs are dern commies, son.

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Post Comfy Gems

>>83522605
maybe next time ;_;[/spoiler]

>>83522435
OP here, this is the first time i've started a thread, last thread lingered on page 10 for a while. I think i got it right, right?

Also that pic was the only good one i had on hand. Truley we live in the darkest timeline.

>>83522644
I ain't dating no Simpsons

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>>83522587
I would like to think that the Gems knew that the Jews were no good and either helped the Nazi's or stayed out of the war to deny the Allies that strategic advantage of Magic Space Rocks and their Magic Space Rock Technology.

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Lady of the legs, making her bacon and eggs,

Really hope she wouldn't be happier with Greg.

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lets play the fun and inclusive game of continuing the green text. anyone can play and i'll start!

>you will never see lower caste, outlier pearl kindergartens.

>you will never see how brutal a process it is for pearl inspection due to lax quartz screening and handling supervision.

>you will never see them begin to torment the pearls they inspect and poof out of sheer boredom of doing the same field of work for hundreds or thousands of years at a time.

>you will never watch some of the quartz inspectors make vile games out of seeing how much distress the newly generated pearls can handle in being forced to watch things like two quartz's slowly pulling a defective pearl apart until it poofs followed by a quick shattering stomp as soon as the gem touches the ground.

>you will never watch as one of the inspectors takes a defective pearl by the arm and quickly dip the pearl in vinegar and pull her out to see how long it takes for the acidic effect on the pearl to poof her while instructing the pearl that she'll be shattered if she poofed before the experiment was over.

>you will never be a quartz experiencing a twinge of guilt as the pearl who's neck is in her hand stares you in the eyes with pure fear and confusion to her situation before the quartz snaps out of her hesitation and snaps the pearls neck and tosses the gem into the pile.

>you will never find out the reason why peridots are rotated in and out of the kindergartens at a faster rate than the quartz's is due to the sounds and sights of the pearl stress inspections eventually wearing down the peridots work productivity.

good luck be respectful!

>>83522689

We don't know if Nazis happened, though.

>>83522587
he was just a painter. WWI never changed him. WWII never happened. they said he was nice with kids do yeah, steven probably would be his friend

>>83522707
everyone would be happier with greg

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>>83522644

>>83522689
>Jews
No Abrahamic Religions in the Steven Universe Universe.

>>83522587
He never stopped painting and eventually got good at it

Where do you think the CG's got the painting of Rose?

>>83522587
SU Hitler was raised in a better environment and never became anything worse than a down-on-his-luck artist. He has tea with Steven weekly.

>>83522722
They weren't necessary, the Gems took care of the problem on their own. They are sworn to protect humanity, after all.

>>83522435
I hope SU gets another game someday. I don't want it to be like Gravity Falls, which only has one shitty 3DS game.

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>>83522672
Comfy gems are my lifeblood.

>>83522632
absolutely. faster than a rebbeca sugar can fellate

>>83522753
>Where do you think the CG's got that cursed painting made of crushed gems

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>>83522676
everything looks good. well done, most people either forget the subject or don't update the previous thread link. now watch as your baby devolves into shitposting with a few gems scattered about

could have used a better pic though? what month is that screenshot from?

>>83522748
Well that's an odd pairing.

>>83522707

Something makes me doubt that Lapis would ever listen to hardcore rap, and that it would influence her to become a criminal. She's already got the drive to do as she pleases, whilst being a homeless bum all the while.

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>>83522783
>>83522672
i got you senpai

>>83522787
>>83522605
Where is this coming from?

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>>83522672

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>>83522587
Post Nazi Gems

>>83522831
>that's odd
Not
>why does this paring exist in the first place

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>>83522831
a drawfriend did it as a gag otp if I remember right, during the hubbub when the screenshot of YD got leaked and we got all that giraffe art

>>83522843
mad libs

>>83522744
I don't get it. Perhaps you could rephrase that in more detail.

>>83522838
>jasper very clearly about to slap amethyst's ass

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I wish I had more good bad gems art

save us, zuke

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>>83522807
I combined the souces into the single image, it's from January 13 2016

>>83522838
>dortitos

>>83522435
Literally, why though? That looks dope as fuck. Do we not have Jewish people running CN, do they not realize that they would make all of the money?

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Nth for dick squad.

>>83522838
steven's gonna get funny in the pants feelings when he's at the age of drop of hat boners

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>>83522887
>/sug/ has become so boring that people play mad libs in it
>unknown when next episode airs

ban soon, friends

I won't go back to trash/sug/

>>83522713
I still can't believe I put 'Pook' instead of 'Poof'... It's driving me insane.

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>>83522902
nah she is just mad Amethyst is kicking her ass at a video game

besides Jasper wouldn't dare hit Peridot's favorite pillow

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>>83522902
Why wouldn't you slap amethyst's ass?

>>83522748
>Not big enough, she should be sucking his entire face
>Neck isn't long enough
Shit image

>>83522960
*BRAAAPapapaPAPa oops sorry peri haha *FPPTHTHPHPPpp

>>83522763
>nobody knew him as hitler, he was just grampa adolf

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How fast can a Rebecca Sugar fellate?

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>>83522983
you are the shit image here, anon

>>83522960
Don't shoot down my dreams

>>83523011
faster than amethyst could eat the food

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>>83523030
that's pretty fast

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>>83522672
I can comfy post faster now, I organized my pics finally

>>83522985
>you will never smell Amethyst's farts

I'm sorry I had to.

>>83522989
Was he appreciated for his art? Because the critiques that sent him down that path weren't born because their ancestors never made it out of Prussia because of the Failing Gem Tech Enhanced Tunguska Event?

>>83523030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk
"where are the taco shells"
"i ate those food"

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>>83523011
Really, really, really fast

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>>83523050
>I organized my pics

I really should do that

>>83522435
to be fair castpixel is a huge SJW that quit a well paying job over muh representation

>>83523059
expired cake farts?

>>83522939
He's 14, he's already that age

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>>83523059

>>83523079
No you won't Corn Syrup

>>83523069
Does Garfield exist in the Steven Universe?

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>>83522939

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>Jasper fell down a hole
>the next episode of Uncle Grandpa is titled "Jerky Jasper"
>yfw it's actually another crossover

>>83523162
You mean Orange Diamond? Unfortunately, yes.

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>>83523050
I hope we see Peridot learn how to use her gem eventually. We don't even know what her weapon is. It would be even cuter if Steven was the one who taught her.

>>83523173
Shame Uncle Grandpa was fucking canceled.

>>83523141
guess he's a fag or he's bubbling it

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>>83522747
sad but true

>>83523194
And jasper is dead

>>83523173
I saw this in the morning. I really hope it's about UG fucking with Jasper.

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>>83523173
oh no
OH NOOO

>>83523065

Here's what happened.

>WW1 never happened
>Because of this, Hitler could focus more on his art
>His dedication gets him into his desired school
>Disney gets him interested in animation
>Hitler moves to America for a chance to work at disney
>Manages to land a job as an animator
>works his way up in the company
>becomes important creative force at Disney

>>83523186
Color Spectrum Gem Empires? With the the White-Blue-Yellow-Pink Alliance, now the White-Blue-Yellow Alliance?

>>83523173
Oh my god
How many more freaks will an hero

>>83523244
I would love this, I'm not a big fan of Hitler, but I love alternate histories and how historical figures could have turned out if things were different. I like nice Hitler.

If dubs then we stay on /co/ forever

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>>83523192
nah its gonna be Amethyst

Crack the Whip

>>83523284
Sounds like a fun episode to me

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>>83523080
hmm, I just like her sprite work. Better to have people who work on a game be invested it the show rather than just some junk CN churns out.

>>83523201
Who knows what that kid does when the plot isn't on

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>>83523050
I need more comfy pics.

Tell me again why Steven and Peridot can't fuse into Watermelon Tourmaline?

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>>83523401

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>>83523408
Because the pufferfish is already Watermelon Tourmaline

Wasted potential desu

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>>83523329
it wasn't meant to be

>>83523449
And why does that mean they can't fuse into a watermelon tourmaline?

We've seen multiple gems fuse into a ruby

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>>83523437
glad to have you back. so were you lurking the whole time we thought you were "gone"?

>>83523493
We've seen Rubies fuse into another Ruby, yes

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>>83523434
That's more funny than comfy.

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>>83523437
gonna write this in my bar's crapper next weekend

then I'm gonna play Panama on the jukebox

is steven universe going to get cancelled soon? with them splitting season 2 in half to make season 3, i fear its going to get cancelled once all the scheduled episodes get made. they did the same thing to uncle grandpa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Grandpa

With a ploy, Cartoon Network renewed the series for the fourth and fifth seasons:[3] first split in half the second season[4] (of 52 episodes), which respectively becoming second and third season then dividing in half also the already announced "third season".[5][6] Both composed by 26 episodes, these new seasons will be the final.

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>>83523524

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why is everything so terrible

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>>83523511
No, I was away from the internet as a whole

>>83523529
Sounds like a fun weekend my friend

>>83523533
>Cancel their best non flash cartoon show.

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>>83523562
bitchy nihilistic lapis so best

>>83523522
If single gems can exist as homofusions, why not as heterofusions?

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>>83523401
Deal, but only if you post more Poils

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>>83523533
the most recent premieres topped the chart for cartoon network, beating regular show, adventure time, powerpuff, teen titans go, gumball, and clarence

if it gets "cancelled" it'll be because of the crewniverse's decision

>>83523524
It was meant to be funny though.

>>83523635
Yeah, when has a TV network ever made a stupid decision?

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>>83523401

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>>83523620
Alright then. Here is a sad and wistful Poil

>>83523437

Wayward vagabonds

Abandoned, lost, left to the wind

Sea blue and platinum blonde

Side to side, hands intertwined

Even if they take earth from us too

It'll always be me and you.

Now properly named.

>>83523476
Was to meant to be

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What says you?

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>>83523790
dang

PERIDOT LIVES IN A BARN NOT THE TEMPLE.
Get fucked perifags

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>>83523725
I see your sad Poil and raise you a happy Poil

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>>83523620
>>83523725

Here is a happy and well loved Poil.

>>83523790
Didn't the first Stronger than you that got taken down have over 20 million?

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>>83523790
>typed in stronger than you in youtube
>steven universe is the fourth one down

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>>83523790
I think God has forsaken us

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>>83523437
I love you!

>>83523790

What do you get when Steven Universe and Undertale fuse together?

Go on. Guess.

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you like my Pearl?

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>>83523825
I see your happy poil and raise you a Bad Purl

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More Fanged Gems!

>>83523822
So does Lapis.

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>>83523843
>>83523861
>>83523870
>>83523885
>>83523821

>>83523885
a fusion between undertale and steven universe

>>83523885
Steven Underverse? WHAT IS THE UNDERVERSE!? NEW DIMENSION WITH ANTIMATTER GEMS!

>>83523843
>6 months ago

CN posted this in January, so there probably was some other video back in April last year that went viral.

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>>83523894
Bad Purl should be taken off the streets.

>>83523822
>Barn gets wrecked.
Where she live now?
Temple.

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>>83523885

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>>83523758
>>83523873

>>83523192
I don't think all gems conjure weapons. Peridots aren't for fighting

only for sexual

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>>83523894
I see your Bad Purl and raise you a probably crazy Porl

>>83523885
Autism and lesbian sex?

>>83523890
I don't remember pearl being covered in red lines
Or her eyes being octagonal

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>>83523790
>>83523915
this one is better

https://youtu.be/dcjGQCbJ5Lo

>>83523954
>>83523915
>>83523821
>>83523790
Why are you people so obsessed with this game

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>>83523978

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>>83523401

>>83523984
Because it became a meme

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>>83523978
not even shit desu

>>83523915
>>83523927
>>83523941
>>83523954
>>83523975

Tumblr

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Dude what

>>83523635
i didnt know that, thank you kind anon you have put my fears to rest

>>83524051
Reminds me of when people gave Lauren Zuke shit for watching this video and tweeting that it made her laugh (Not in a 'Oh this is shit' way, in a 'Oh this is cute' way)

>>83524047
Actully I like the sound of the Underverse and Anti/Exotic Matter Gems

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>>83523941
>Steven Underverse

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>>83523822
>>83523906
JADE WHEN???

>>83524004
"Fair enough"

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>>83523822
So does Lapis.

You shit on us Perifags, but you're also shitting on Lapisfags. Why do you hate Lapisfags anon? They had to put up with so much shit; have their waifu stuck at the bottom of the sea mostly unseen for over a year, have her return to them emotionally damaged, and after a few brief episodes with her they have to watch her go away again so that we can play Happy Fun Bullshit with the townies. And they probably won't even be episodes where we get to see Lapis and Peridot interact with the townies for the first time, we're probably just gonna get a bunch of Lars dumped on us like shit on a German pornstar. Except the German pornstar would find Lars to be too shitty for even them to enjoy.

Wow, I just realized how fucking hard it is to be a Lapisfag. Let alone one of the Freaks.

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>>83523978
>it's a parody of the Undertale one

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>>83524051
>It has almost twice as many views as the original
I can understand the Undertale animation being that popular but holy shit.

Was Zuke really cut from the crew? If so then why

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Who the fuck let Undertale fags raid the general?

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>>83524065
here are the numbers from the first two episodes of in too deep. in terms of total numbers (rightmost column) loud house got a bit more unfortunately

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First for bitch tits

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>>83523978
they must be stopped

>>83524088
>You keep what you kill
... Does that mean the Gems now own Peridot because they poofed her in combat? Does that mean that Pearl is now the buttslut of holographic Pearl?

>>83524086

Yeah, I like yours better too.

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>>83524000
> those comfy ass trips, like an angel umong garbage people

>>83524129
I doubt she was. There would be a post about it on her twitter or tumblr

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>>83524147

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Took a nap

Did anyone draw amethyst eating faster than Rebecca sugar can fellate(sp?) yet

>>83524130
They'll die one day

>>83524104
I just see so much s
Fan art on this general of jasper and peridot living in the temple
And go back to /a/ with your waifu shit

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>>83524175
Wait, is in too deep over with?

THEY NEVER TOLD US WHAT THEY REALLY WERE

>>83524130
undertale fags and sugfags are the same

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>you will never feel Alexandrite's tongue on your face

I want Rebecca sugar to see the fellation meme and have her respond to it on her Twitter

Or maybe sure will find out and say something cringey that gets her cut from the jewniverse

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>>83522917
>if you can learn to harness that dinner, you'll be the best Gem in the universe.

>>83524083
No it was in a this is shit way and the creators got butt hurt and she was like oh no but it was still good

>>83524231
They aren't.

Quit raiding and go back to /v/

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>>83524207
uh, they are rocks

really are rocks

>>83523984
To piss you off.

>>83524207
Man, if you could only know

>>83524130
I don't even understand what the fuck they do anymore.
I mean sure, it was a neat little game, but it's over a fucking year old and you can get all three endings in a few days, what the fuck are they still trying to hold on to?

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Would you a presenting Poil in heat?

>>83524207
https://youtu.be/I4TYUF4PCBI

I want Rebecca sugar to see the fellation meme and have her respond to it on her Twitter

Or maybe zuke will find out and say something cringey that gets her cut from the jewniverse

>>83524173
What was the protocol when the Asain was fired

>>83524156
But Pearl later defeated holo Pearl

>>83524256
yes it is explain this pic then>>83523790

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>>83524090
>rose and Pearl next to each other
>Ruby and sapphire next to each other
>lapis, Jasper, and malachite together
Yes good

>>83524246
she gets way way too many messages from all forms of social media. That's why people pestered Matt and Ian instead

>>83524207
Yep turns out that sound bite was just to make things dark and eggy but had no context

>>83523401
>you will never sleep this way with your childhood friend of the opposite gender because ew girls/boys
inb4 gender is a spectrum
>you will never wake up next to them to hear their quiet breathing and feel their warmth next to you
>you will never be able to do it without anyone else who finds out taking it the wrong way
i just want to cuddle and sleep like that ;_;

>>83524292
No, Steven defeated Holo Pearl... so STEVEN OWN PEARL!!!... Oh, wait...

>>83524325
People didn't know that? It was just Pearl's extended lyrics to the opening.

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>>83524280
A nondefective one, yes

*Holopearl voice* HOLOPENIS!

>>83524246
Even if she saw it she wouldn't say anything

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How pissed off are the rubies going to be when they find out Jasper isn't on neptune?

>>83524350
PARRY

>>83524350
SELECT LEVEL

>>83524359
They mistake the planet Jupiter for Jasper on the way to Neptune.

So, it strikes me that we know very little about gem fusion. All we know is that the "fusion operation" is associative and symmetric. that is to say
>Ruby + Sapphire = Sapphire + Ruby
and
>(Garnet + Amethyst) + Pearl = Garnet + (Amethyst + Pearl)

we don't even technically know whether
>Ruby + Ruby = Ruby
or
>Ruby + Ruby = 2 Ruby

>>83524294
Literally just your shitposts.
>>>/v/

>>83524364
THRUST

>>83524090
>Citrine is the kindergarten kid
>Emerald is Centipeetle
>the rest are fusions
We're gonna need a bigger barn.

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>>83524359
Doesn't matter. Once they're done looking, homeworld will probably be welcoming their first gemperor.

>>83524342
I knew what it was from, doesn't mean it we knew it'd be fucking irrelevant to the event

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the terrifying renegade pearl has fallen

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>>83523957
>Peridots aren't made for fighting
>But pearls, who are expensive handbag number 2's, can.

Are you normally this stupid or are you trying extra hard right now?

gems wearing thongs!

>>83524406
Or we could, you know, integrate our supporting characters into the main cast instead of refusing to live up to our full potential while keeping them trapped out of the story.

"What we really are" is lazy, formulaic, and terrified of changing the status quo.

>>83524436
let's be honest, Amethyst is probably the only gem who knows or cares enough about human fashion to actually wear underwear

>>83524377
Or even
>Ruby + Ruby = Ruby^2

>>83524406
I get emerald being centipedle because emeralds are quartzes and centipedle is green and has that long quartz hair but where the fuck do you get citrine from

>>83524288
Even if she saw it she'd never say anything

>>83524359
There's a pretty good chance Yellow Diamond will shatter them if they return to Homeworld empty-handed

>>83524359
>attempt to land to investigate closer
>fall through the surface and get crushed under the immense pressure

They\re not coming back

>>83524473
She would only quietly laugh to herself and wink at Ian

>>83524444
Or I started watching this show for the main cast who I loved and don't want the show to be fucking filled with side characters I don't even have time to learn to love even if I wanted to

>>83522713
Is this the new fluffy ponies

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>>83523915
>The original last had 18 million known views
>If the account that had it uploaded wasn't deleted it probably would be topping these

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/3fk9yq/til_stronger_than_you_is_the_most_viewed_steven/

>>83524406
>kindergarten kid
I shiggy diggy
You do know that screenshot was fake right

>>83524342
You hear
IF YOU COULD ONLY KNOW
(I want them to die)
WHAT WE REALLY ARE
(What was that?)
WHAT WE REALLY ARE
(I can't wait to tear you gems apart)
WHAT WE REALLY ARE
every commercial break set to spooky music stings and an echo and the event ends with a goofy happy baseball game and no revelation to what they really are you'd be a little confused to

It'd be like if they had the entire promo just be Yellow Diamonds ominous threats set to toccata and fugue and every episode is just Steven having fun in town and ends with a dance party

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you like my Pearl?

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>>83524516
Leggy can't die, anon.

She hasn't even finished her first mission. ;_;

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>>83524506
>they never make it back
>Just going from one planet to another
>even after YD vs earth is over, theyre still sailing the galaxy going further and further away

>>83524539
What screenshot?

>>83524506
>Yellow Diamond dirtying her hands with a couple Rubies who failed a extraction mission
Seems beneath her. Plus they might tell her Earth is still standing. Isn't that a bit of useful info?

>>83524090
>Jade is pearlidot
>Emeriald is garnidot
>Moonstone is Lapithyst

At least those are just guesses. If we do see moonstone as a fusion she has to have sapphire or amethyst (or BD) in there somewhere since we've seen images of a Moonstone already and she has long hair and dick-sucking lips

>>83524517
Oh yeah she totally would feel grossed out and a little violated random autists on the internet were talking about her blow jobs

>>83524543
You fool. It's Pearl's extended lyrics from the extended theme. She sings 'If you only knew, what we really are'. They used it to be ominous. Because, you know, we know what the gems are already. Fucking space lesbian crying singing rocks that tried to take over the Earth.

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>>83524546
Tsk, tsk.
It could be so much more if you were working in an actual program.

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What do you think Yellow Diamond would have done with Steven if Jasper had succeeded in getting him and the captive CGs to Homeworld?

autopsy?

>>83524548
Who cares? There's tons of her.

>>83524577
>She stands up.
>Leans down to be eye level with him.
>Blows a raspberry in his face.
>"PLACE HIM BACK ON EARTH"

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>>83524534
we can only hope
>>83522959
the only way you can fix it is by doing another scene to further this great head canon you started then!

>>83524359
Seemed like one-eyed Ruby might have known they were lying?

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>>83524577

>>83524546
thats pretty good, fag

>>83524556
What gives you any idea that she'll be the one to shatter them?

Obviously the Rubies will tell her what happened at the barn. She'll be so pissed when she realizes how badly they fucked up

>>83524564
Lighten up cunt

>>83524603
... Alright give me a bit to come up with something.

>>83524577
Public Execution, Rose was a criminal to the Homeworld.

>>83524569
I'm agreeing with you, btw. They made it sound like there were further dark revelations like why Rose kept so many secrets and what her endgame with Steven is. But yeah it's a lazy marketing tactic and it worked.

>>83524577
she'd try to separate Rose Quartz's gem from Steven. So presumably something like what happened in The Golden Compass, but more horrifying.

>>83524569
We. Fucking. Know. The. Source

That doesn't mean we can't be pissed it wasn't fucking relevant

>>83524644
Stop being pissed. You fell for CN's shit marketing. You have no one to blame but yourself.

>>83523173
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JASPER FAGS WILL ALWAYS BE BTFO
SCREEN CAP THIS AND SAY IT WITH ME
JASPERDEMPTION
NEVER EVER

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>>83524469
>Emeralds are quartzes.

Quartz healing tears, healing spit

What if Jasper has healing sweat, and Amethyst had healing piss

>>83524664
How can I not blame CN for making it seem like they were finally making a good ad then doing the opposite of that

>>83523972
show me more crazy pearl pls

>>83524694
>Jasper, you're a quartz like my mom. Do you have healing abilities?
>Loud queef.
>"THEY'RE AIRBORNE FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT!"

>>83523297
>I'm not a big fan of Hitler
Wow what a bold stance to take

>>83524644
The guy you're talking with sounds touched, just leave him alone.

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Would you a Steven in mid-air?

>>83524004

what does that mean

>>83524668
JASPERDEMPTION NEVER EVER!

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I had a dream about SU last night, can't remember much about it thou
>blue pearl was in it
>i think she said something about remembering sapphire
>garnet sliding along the ground really fast
>suddenly cuts to a really red ruby on top of a really blue sapphire still sliding
>they're screaming and going really faster now
>"screen" is shaking around a lot
What does it mean??????

>>83524554
It was like Rick and Morty fanart or something, some short gem falling with Steven at the Kindergarten

>>83524745
air sex has always been a fantasy in the back of my list
so...maybe, yeah, no. yeah

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>>83524757
>Sliding
Fucking what

>>83524757
You're a faggot

>>83524757
It means you're autistic

>>83524736
I meant as a Leader, I would have gone about it more efficiently.

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>>83524757
Sounds funny

>>83524748
it appelaed to a lot of autismos, that made it pretty popular, and that popularity made it well known which made it even more popular and, as you know, popular = good, so the bandwagon grew

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>>83524757
Tell me about your mother.

>>83524757
I just want Ruby and Sapphire to be sliding across the ground screaming and panicing now.

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>>83524721
I don't remember what pics I have saved in my SU folder
Been a while since I last was here
While I search, enjoy these pregnant gems

>>83524757
you cant handle 3-D movies well

>>83524757
Garnet is a bad skater, but Sapphire is a good skater, so when they go skating, they unfuse and Ruby rides on top of Sapphire

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>>83523401
the Steven & Connie relationship is always comfy

>>83524777
Nice
The >>83524778
One off

>>83524377
think you mean commutative, not symmetric

commutative is for "linking" operators and symmetric is for "one-way" operators

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>long hair
>thick lips
>covered eyes
>more blue than pink

Why did it take me so long to realize whose army Amethyst was made for?

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>>83524757
>suddenly cuts to a really red ruby on top of a really blue sapphire still sliding
>they're screaming and going really faster now

I want to see this drawn so badly, holy shit.

>>83524801
i really dont want to save this to the salt water folder,
but I got to

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>>83524810
Why would Steven need to go to the Gunshow if he doesn't go to school?

>>83524757
Haven't you guys learned anything from this show? Dream descriptions are boring.

>>83524821
that's what I meant, sorry. There's a reason I became a programmer and not a mathematician or physicist

>>83524852
I don't get it

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>>83524721
DON'T DO IT PEARL
PUT DOWN THE GUN

>>83524757
They saw Greg "If you're a rock, you're riding my cock" Universe's dick.

>>83524867
I think he's making a le ebin school shooting joke.

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>>83524875
SHIT SHE'S GOT A GUN

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>>83524852
i get it

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>>83522435

Guys. Guys. Ok. Listen. Ok.

What if? haha. What if Pearl falls in love with Steven when he is an adult because he is a big guy? Wouldn't that be super funny? haha

>>83524836
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
EXCEPT FOR JASPERDEMPTION CAUSE NEVER EVER

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>>83524836
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

>>83524900
>a fucking pearl

>>83523076
Careful senpai, I got banned for posting this image.

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My sister drew a single sperm on Pearl's ass.

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>>83522435
Whew...I can't keep up with you lads.

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>>83524836
Believe in Steven, motherfuckers!

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>>83524900
FOR YOU

>>83524900
>talks about how connie isn't a gem
>is a pearl which isn't a real gem

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>>83524922

>>83524900

I mean. Do you guys have pictures of that. Just for fun. Because is super funny. haha. As a joke.

>>83524938
Hi edge

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>>83524938
I mean it's not like there's anything important to read unless you got a request fulfilled.

>>83524922
Yeah but did you fuck your sister?

>>83524958
>yfw pearls actually are real gems
>they were the originals and the gem race was created as their servants

>>83524962
>screaming internally.png

>>83524757
I'm gonna draw this.

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I hope we get to see another Rose Quartz as an enemy.
>You seem to be injured. Humans have like 20 or 30 bones, right? Let me fix all those fractures.

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>>83524968
Jeez, you are as thirsty as pearl
give me a sec, I think I have something like that saved somewhere

>>83525044
> not know the Guide to the CGs says Rose was unique

Wow what a casual

>>83524785

does that mean su is a meme show

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Peedle is best gem
And I want to write a cute fic, help me.....

>>83525078
Probably because Rose wasn't loyal to Homeworld. Peridot said Quartz are loyal and an unloyal Quartz to Homeworld is unique

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>>83525119
>Peedle tried to show Steven how much she appreciates him
>He ends up in the hospital with acid burns on his dick

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Steven giving Lapis Kool-Aid wings when