Life after the war edition
Previous: >>83528508
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Never seen this show until about a week ago. About halfway into Season 2
It's pretty good
First for Amedot forever.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83533990
So did you come up with that yourself or what?
Little gem of green, smaller than a bean,
Doesn’t live with Steven ‘cause she’d live in the latrine.
>>83533990
Lady of the nose
Can't help but wonder if I'd maker her happier than Rose
Stevonnie is the purest form of love.
>>83533984
I just got into it maybe 2 weeks ago, don't know why I didn't ages ago. I wish more things had the happy feelings that SU does.
>mfw people waste their time with multiple smaller women
>not just one giant woman
plebs
Where is my Nighttime /sug/ Lapis poster?
>>83534008
Stop smiling.
If your man is going to the mall with you, he loves you. He's not going there to look at overweight 17 year olds wearing ugs and Dr.pepper pajama bottoms. Show a little appreciation, because at that point all he has to fuel him is his shattered dreams and lost faith in himself.
Welcome to /sug/ After Hours, where we're well into the night coming onto morning, with a comfortable atmosphere rivaling that of even the swankiest mixed jazz playlist. I'm your host, Lazurite Liposuction, with guest star Spaghetti Quarrel United
Let's do this.
>anon has a fucking brain fart, as he is quoted as saying "what is the was of that." Brain damage heavily suspected.
>a fan of Dubyafortykay repurposes Do It For Her, only no one really gives a crap.
>Several newer anons are introduced to Creepy Pearl through the means of the gem equivalent of sounding. Anon loses a little bit more of his innocence after looking up what that is.
>Local Peridot is unbanned after an unfortunate incident involving indexer. I'd take a jab at the mods here, but I'd probably get banned again.
>Gregnon and Lady of the Limbs continue to be a depressing messes. If you see these out-of-shape posters, give them some love, will you?
>A brave, foolhardy anon posts the dreaded waifupearl pic where you roll for a pearl. The absolute madman.
>Lady of the sea comes back from her voyage. Glad to have you back.
>Merchant Anon continues to build his empire of money, much to the chagrin of several people who disagree with his mercantile prowess.
>Confused discussion follows the declaration of one anon vying to do the horizontal monster mash with Armstrong. How would you fuck it? Hands. Use your imagination.
>A brief religious lesson on what the hot mess of fresh fuck a cambion is, due to discrimination of demons in general. Absolutely... Enthralling.
>Our top story: a migrant anon admits that he enjoys the welcoming tone and acceptance of our quaint little thread. Good to have you on board.
Stay tuned.
>>83534018
It is.
>>83534018
>>83534018I hate it because I never experienced young love
>tfw you will never grab your guns and gonna innawoods/range/gravel pit with the gems, having tons of fun
>tfw you will never let the gems try out your guns as they let you try out theirs
>tfw they will never turn out to be better shots that you, but will be willing to tutor you
It hurts
>>83534043
Neither did I. I was the 24 year old blogposter in the last thread.
>>83534039
>Forgot name
How embarrassing.
>>83534043
>>83534039
http://paperseverywhere.tumblr.com/post/118712881210/turretsyndr0me-sketch-by-paperseverywhere
>>83534039
>>83534060
Great work as alwaysYou are Lady of the Sea approved
>>83534060
This just in, channel 7's lapis lazuli reported as forgetting her own name. Can we really trust her to remember the details of these threads when she cant remember the details of her own life?
Stay tuned.
>>83534039
Sail on, brave soul
>>83534043It doesn't actually exist, it's just kids acting grown-up or playing a game and adults projecting on them.
>>83533972
>tfw Pearl will never be /sug/'s designated waifubait ever again.
>>83534102
More for me
Anyone else going to Anime Expo? Maybe we should have a meetup.
>>83534075
In my defense, i write everything I report down.
Find some cool or weird minerals/gems.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mineralsnot to get too "gemsona" in here, but Muscovite would make a cool Gem. Big flat bladed bits, maybe a pair of fans as a weapon.
>>83534102
S-she's still the most maternal gem
>>83534120
I can verify. This is in fact, the mom gem.
>>83534039
Good to be here...
>>83534018
That's not the name of the ship
>>83534117
Moldevite, literally a space gem that doesn't naturally form on Earth
>>83534039
>a fan of Dubyafortykay repurposes Do It For Her, only no one really gives a crap.
Dont bully
>>83534102
speak for yourself, anon
>>83534143
Then what is?
>>83533972Man I'm lateWe're back, baby!
>>83534153
Why is pearl in the box
>>83534154
Connverse
>>83534127
>She will never be your mom
>>83534173
But why? Isn't the name of the fusion perfect for the name of the ship?
>>83534168
>>83534153
Your waifu is trash
>>83534127
And this is the Son Gem.
>>83534147
>Gem Mikitaka
well then.
>>83534168
She's going into the garbage where she belongs
>>83534174
Pearl actually reminds me of my mom. She sings and everything. Would not recommend, tbqh.
>>83534174
>>83534206
>>83534206
That's Son & Mom gem
>>83534039
>Lady of the sea comes back from her voyage
Oh it is the real one then, glad to have ya back dude. Oh and also, is the real Cricketanon back or not, since the Cricketposting has increased quite a bit in these threads?
>>83534194
No, it's not.
I could explain why but I'm just going to summarise it as this: documentation. Let's say I search for Opal images, and I get images of the ship Pearlmethyst. Now, in this moment, I don't want Pearlmethyst, I want Opal.
>>83534229
You define ships by Tumblr tags?
>>83534199
whatever you say, anon
>>83534229
This is why those Crewniverse hacks should have come up with a better name for Stevonnie.
>>83534117
Holy shit, Crocoite is the reddest mineral I've ever seen.
>>83534153
would you?
could you?
in a box?
>>83534260
Why don't you then?
It's not like they can make it a random gem name like Opal or something, Connie is human ya dumb dumb.
>>83534281
Not that guy, but Smoky Quartz.
And to recap on the SU-related stuff I've got on my plate...
>SU Funko POP! restock coming, a glow-in-the-dark Pearl has been hinted at being this restock's variant by a few HT managers. No word on any other SU POPs coming out.
>SU Mystery Minis will be out at the end of June or the beginning of July, depending on when you local Hot Topic gets their shipment. I will be reporting what I get from my two display cases, case layout, and the weight of each blind box and which one it contained when I get them from Entertainment Earth.
>Cartoon Network Titan Vinyl blind boxes are coming out later this month, Steven's been confirmed to be one of the figures. An Amethyst Steven variant has been confirmed to be exclusive to Entertainment Earth.
>Steven Universe-themed Monopoly and Yahtzee games are coming out in July and August! They'll remain CH Shop-exclusives until September and October respectively.
>No word yet on when the plushies and foam Garnet Gauntlets will be available.
>>83534039
>Merchant Anon continues to build his empire of money, much to the chagrin of several people who disagree with his mercantile prowess.
That got a few keks out of me and I'm sure it will get a few keks from my coworker.
You have Merchant Anon's seal of approval.
>>83534261
>We never got a Crocoite Corrupted Gem
Shame.
I kinda want Lamar to board another Peridot / Lapis episode because the big hair is just fucking funny to me.
>>83534244
I define ship names from what everyone else calls the ships. Most people refer to the ship with Connie and Steven as Connverse.
>>83534221
And the Holy Ghost gem?
>>83534018
>>83534042
I just watched all the episodes available and isn't their relationship kinda bad? I mean Connie is totally obsessed with Steven because he is her only friend and she has no hesitation to risk her life to save his, she already admited twice she would devote her life to him.
>>83534320
Shame.
>>83534351
But Steven will do the same.
>>83534127
Despite people's perception, Pearl does like hugs. Not only as an emotional salve but as a form of intimacy.
>>83534039
I LOVE YOU !
>>83534364
>You will never hug a Pearl
>>83534359
Steven seems kinda more emtionally balanced though, while Connie easily got brainwashed by Pearl, she also had no problem with taking care of baby Steven eventhough she didn't know when he'll turn back.
>>83534364
What? Why even bring that up
More over who even has that perception? Of course pearl likes hugs
>>83534355
>Crocomire styled Corrupted Crocoite
GENIUS!
>>83534390
Unlike Garnet and Amy she never seems to get any, despite wanting them.
>>83534392
Doesn't that game predate the crew by just a bit?
I love Armstrong.
After everything that's been progressing, which is better in the long run?
-Daily episodes
-weekly episodes
>>83534355
>>83534392
>huge crocodile-like creature made of bright red angular flat plates
That would look awesome in the show's style.
>>83534351
>Shut in brown girl who reads a lot and is a weeb who learns sword combat from Stevens step mom because she's absolutely in love with his universe and how magical it is and will die for him
>Is given Roses Sword
>Is the first person Steven ever fused with
Naaaww, I can't imagine why she's not a shitty self insert.
>>83534423
Weekly
You do it for her
Everything you have
Everything you are
You've got to give
On the battlefield
When everything is chaos
And you have nothing but the way you feel
Your strategy, and a sword
You just think about the life you'll have
Together after the war
And then you do it for her
That's how you know you can win
Deep down, you know
You weren't built for fighting
But that doesn't mean you're not
Prepared to try
What they don't know
Is your real advantage
When you live for someone
You're prepared to die
>I'm a 28 year old man, and I literally can not listen to this song without tearing up.
>>83534423
Weekly.
Yknow. Like how it's SUPPOSED TO BE
Would rose have set peridot free and befriended her?
Did she actually save earth by having steven?
>>83534018
Yes.
>>83534449
The other crystal gems follow Roses will pretty closely I think. And they didn't want to let her free, so probably not.
>>83534427
>>83534351
I think you're being a little too realistic about it. It's supposed to be a romantic true love sort of thing.
>>83534426
Also it should be able to manipulate lava, because...that sort of thing is cool.
>>83534449
>Did Greg actually save Earth by cucking Pearl and murdering Rose?
Who is the biggest whore?
>>83534492
We had a whole arc on this.
>>83534490
What a man
>>83534499
>Not "We had a whore arc on this."
What is the narrative purpose of Lion?
>>83534490
>pearl eating
>>83534449
>Would rose have set peridot free and befriended her?
No, after a war that long do you really think she would have shown a Homeworld gem mercy? Even if Peridot had said the exact same words that had gotten Steven curious enough to free her and investigate, Rose would have just passed it off as the lie of a desperate enemy on their last legs.
When the warm shower starts hitting my back, I can't help but stare at nothing.
I'm unable to trust my own legs. My rear soon plants itself on the porcelain surface.
The water runs down my legs. It stings. Burns. Near invisible cuts, scrapes and bruises being assaulted mercilessly.
It's cathartic. It reminds me I'm still here. Washing the salt off, down the drain.
I want to lie down. A solid half hour of soaking in the artificial rain. The cool surface soothing the heat in my cheeks.
It takes everything I have to get out and dry off.
Best crack ship?
Remember this?
>>83534542
Greg/pearl
Who /comfy/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a58XnLoUgSY
>>83534542
Prick is best gem.
>>83534548
Hey it's Gant.
So, we have a good idea of what Quartz's, Corundums, Diamonds, and pearls all look like.
What about Beryls?
It's a gemstone with many varieties. I hope they introduce a beryl type gem.
Reminder that this is what Pearl looked like when she was first formed and served White Diamond
>>83534520
He's all the deaus ex machina wrapped into one thing.
>>83534574
forgot pic
How is Connie destined for evil?
>>83534563
>Ricks limitless knowledge of the multiverse.
>Pearls neurotic impulses
Either the universe is screwed or he's one of the most condescendingly helpful person to ever exist.
>>83534574
>served White Diamond
Why would she serve White Diamond?
>>83534555
That was the chillest thing I've ever listened to, perfect for my late night, thanks anon.
Least favorite crew members and VAs?
Why would anyone think Lars is trans?Pre or post-op?
>>83534605
>tfw the sun just came up
I miss the moon and the stars
>>83534588
what the hell
>>83534519
eat shit, Carlos
When is the last time Peridot had a MIGHTY NEED to use the bathroom?
>>83534582
Steven falls in love with a gem and rejects her.
or maybe, gems capture and brainwash her.
>>83534648
When she saw what it was used for
Anyone looking forward to the upcoming Future Stevonnie arc?
>>83534605
No problem buddy. Chill music is my thing. That whole channel is full of chilled out tracks.
Check this shit out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LbOzr-cKYs
Is Steven asexual?
>>83534673
No, Stevonnie is trash.
>>83534691
I like to imagine that Steven is going to end up with the Cluster.
One day he just fuses with it and is covered in a fractal compound of neverending bitches, the ultimate harem.
>>83534691
My dark-skinned accomplice..
Lady of my dreams, more than she seems
Its high time i learned where her sexuality leansgood night /sug/
>>83534710
Just think of all those cuddles he could get.
>>83534673
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGCxAa8gs8
Home-world has invaded earth again.
Except for Sapphire, the crystal gems have been slain.
Stevonnie has perma-fused to stay strong enough to fight.
Sapphires future sight is the only thing keeping them one step ahead of the Gem war machine.
Leading the human resistance, they fight a guerilla war against the gems.
Now, their last hope for this doomed planet, is to travel into the past, and stop it before it ever happened.
>>83534737
Lady with the Beak.
Heart so fragile, esteem so weak.
I can't wonder if she'd be happier.
With the balding old rock geek.
>>83534689
No.
>>83534422
God bless son.
>>83534682
I love this one. Dammit, time for bed before the sun comes up, maybe this'll help for a change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Dri9SbaQw
So while I was gone, did everyone take to writing little poems?
>>83534776
Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
You will never grind down the fangs
>>83534427
>This shit again
Fuck off.
>>83534433It's a good song
>>83534520
this makes me want to dust off the old PS2 and play some bloody roar
>>83534786
>tfw Steven will never grow fangs so the other Gems won't have to hide theirs anymore
>>83534786
They literally control their own shape.
They dont have to grind down shit.
>>83534774
Goodnight my friend. I hope you find comfort.
i tried to draw a comfy pearl :3
>>83534817
She kind of looks like a witch.
>>83534817
Cute
Now draw punk lapis!
>>83534422
Same here.
poil
>>83534635
>>83534786
I love Fangs!
Jasper is one fucked gem ain't she
>assigned "easy" earth mission of checking on the cluster that she felt was below her
>abandons her diamond-given mission to instead bring back what seems to be Rose Quartz: Meatbag edition (organic life, YD's favorite)
>it all goes to hell in a handship, jailbreak, prisoners somehow running loose
>gets tossed around by a fusion that she denounced just moments ago, baited into colliding into the ship's core, taking down the ship
>thinks she's so clever having convinced the aristocrat gem of shaky allegiance to fight on her side and fuse
>she quickly finds herself locked in a battle of wills in a watery rape dungeon for what could have been an eternity
Months later... (her subordinate she's supposed to be protecting cusses out their diamond to her face in the interim)
>the crystal chucklefucks return, she tries her luck coercing Lapis once again to fight them
>lose anyway, blow up Dobson-style
>quietly, face-lessly slip down a hole within 20 seconds of being free
Jasper's gem may very well be cracked, she is without an ally in the galaxy, and YD makes a limp-wristed attempt to recollect her by tossing an unreliable, rickety life raft that is a squad of Rubies her way (one of which was "made yesterday"). If even that - Homeworld may just be hunting this catastrophic failure for a shattering or beatdown back into her gem form so she can fit on their tiny ship, for later interrogation.
SOMETHING good has to come Jasper's way sometime, right?
>>83534786
Are there any fang pictures that aren't obvious fetish art?
>>83534811
goodnight chillanon and /sug/
>>83534018
Isn't there another version of this?
>>83534817
Saved. Thanks, Anon.
>>83534835
>SOMETHING good has to come Jasper's way sometime, right?
Yes.
>>83534866
WHOA
JASTEVEN, OUT OF LEFT FIELD.
>>83534866
jasper's gem breaks and after being repaired by steven she becomes a midget
>>83534835
redemption arc incoming
>>83534866
Tonight at 11.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>83534901
please no
>>83534912
you can't stop it
you know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it
>>83534912
What's there not to love over a Jasper redemption?
>>83534944
imagine respecting the tactics of someone who waste them defending a planet of invalids
then they go off and have a weird hybrid child
>>83534905
Would Sapphire get off on her eyeball being licked
>>83535003
idk, you think Pearl would get off to her nose being rubbed?
>>83535025
Yes
>Steven pulls Pearl's face closer to his
>He goes for her nose instead, suckling the tip carefully
>Pearl quivers with pleasure as Steven gives her nasal
>Pearl climaxes quickly and sloppily, her nose spewing mucus in Steven's throat
>Steven manages to swallow every bit of it
>The mucus hardens in Steven's stomach, forming a new pearl gem
>the gem replaces Rose's gem from within and forces itself in its place
>Steven mutates into a dwarfish, slow-witted Pearl replica
>>83534018
It is logical...
>>83535003
Do you like having your eyes touched?
>>83535003
ruby is the one with the eyeball kink
>>83535035
Will Jasper reamain single?
>>83535094
Romantically? Yes.
Fusionically? No.
>>83535094
>Jasper hates fusion
>Jasper hates singing
>got her ass kicked by a singing fusion
lel
>>83534944
I just don't want another redemption arc
>>83535140
She has an anti-redemption arc
She turns Garnet into a cold-blooded killer
So last leaked episode is Steven Floats?
>>83535146
Now that would be awesome
>>83535159
Steven Vs. Amethyst is
>>83535138
but now jasper likes fusion
and she may even have a taste for watermelon now
>>83535035
So how do you think all the gems reacted the first time they saw Steven?
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the steven universes are at it again
>>83535242
>>83535242
A mix of sadness, relief, amazement, and hope for the future.
>>83535242
ewww rose what the fuck happened to you why is your body and made out organic material and why are you so small goddamn it rose did you drink the alcohol again
>>83535290
http://i.imgur.com/t9sqYDK.jpg
>>83534520
Lion is the corrupted pink Pearl
>>83535373
lion isn't a gem
>>83534527
Pearl eating is cute.
So, do we know what episode is supposed to come after Steven Floats yet?And when?
>>83535439
It sure is.
>>83534769
Rev up those ballots!
>>83535439
do you think Pearl promotes anorexia?
>>83535522
No, there's plenty of skinny girls that aren't anorexic.
She's promoting gayness tho
>>83535489
What the fuck
>>83535577
Especially /ll/
>>83535600
And /ss/
>>83534520
>RISE FRWOM YOUR GRAVES
>>83535595
>he doesn't know about Decadent Candy
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
>>83534018
Poodoo Patel get out stevidot is objectively better
>>83535661
Peridot would probably really like TMBG
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man
>>83535672
>>83535595
nigga don't tell me you don't like decades candy
Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man
Best milf.
>>83535684
I don't, their art is creepy and it makes me feel uncomfortable and squicked
>>83535661
Are you referencing the YTP with this song?0
Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man
>>83535696
I bet you don't even like
GEMS
IN
HEAT
>>83535696
gay
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
>>83534423
Honestly this show watches better when binged anyways.
Is there any hopal forYopal?
>>83535748
What about Blue Opal? orYardonyx
>>83535710
Not by them, no.
>>83535765
>spoiler
Hot damn I want it.
>>83533972
The hardest part of quitting a war is giving up the killing, isn't it Pearl?
>>83535748
>that Gem
I'm pretty sure that's not how fusion works
>>83535783
For somereson I'm seeing Yardonyx as a slightly yellow-er Sardonyx with a pirate hat, because...Yarr.
>>83535748
not even rainbow quartz is possible
there's no hope
>>83535791
Yeah, Most likely the gems would be close to each other, but not on top of one another.
>>83535795
Oh really?
>>83535748
What the fuck is her gemstone? Wouldn't it make more sense to use a homeworld Amethyst with a different stone placement?
>>83535702
No. I'm just bored.
>>83535748
The fuck is that.
>>83535787
I bet she misses the smell of freshly poofed opponents, the wonderful dust in the air on the battlefield.
>>83535831
Yellow Pearl + Amethyst beauty
>you will never have a harem of personal poils tosnuggle
>>83535814
Have you heard the YTP with hat song?
>>83535848
im legit sad
>>83535848
I don't wanna feel, like I did that day...
>>83535848
Steven will.
>>83535848
Does anyone have any other pics that are both comfy and lewd?
>>83535848
Given that Steven is going to either defeat or make peace with Homeworld, he'll likely have enough Pearls to care for the Presidential Mansion one day.
Are gems made with the memories of previously harvested gems of the same type?
Could gems have fabricated memories inserted during production?
>>83534555
Just spend a few hours in the sun drinking and chatting with some college buddies. Now I'm cooling down again at home and browsing /sug/.
I'd say I'm pretty comfy
>>83535167
Thanks.
What's the story of the leaks anyway? I know they're from France. Did the Crewniverse release some statements?
>>83534555
Nice cool morning. No work today or tomorrow.
Working on that Amethyst/Jasper story.
>>83535852
No.
>>83535878
Lady is best DMC girl. Just putting that out there.
>>83535167
Get out you lying faggot
>>83535933
Peridot says she has memories and sensations implanted from homeworld but she didn't say it was from a previous gem
Simple draw requests? (amateur)
>>83536001
Pearl crying into Amethyst's mouth?
>>83533990
I love you , good morning
>>83536001
a cute blue pearl
>>83536001
Pearl the stripper
>>83536001
Blue Pearl and our Amethyst fusing into Opal?
>>83536001
Amethyst trying to get Pearl to try a Pizza.
>>83536001
Sadie.
>>83533990
Sun rising on the shore
Fiery red light against the water
Heat rising in my very core
Upon my heart, she's performing slaughter.
>>83536079
Good morning lady of the limbs, how are you this fine morning?
>>83536079
Artist?
>>83536128
Bottom right corner
>>83536079
>>83536108
Ugh. You two and your constant flirting make Ruby and Sapphire look tame. Just fuck already.
>>83536181
Anon and namefag love?
But that's forbidden love!
>>83534106
>not a green blush
are you even trying
>>83536181
they are cute
>>83536148
Can't kind them :/
>>83536236
pearl blushes blue you dummy
>>83536303
Try kohirasan dot tumblr dot com
>>83536320
Turquoise?
>>83536347
don't mean to alarm anyone, but pearl may be an ALIEN?!
>>83536389
So?
>>83536347
Yeah, it looks like it
>>83536225
>>83536389
But she has so many human qualities, like limbs and speech.
>>83536389
FUCKING XENOS!
>>83535672
>calling some guy reddit for no conceivable reason while you spout shitty memes
>>83535933
How do you think they keep the gems nice and uniform?
Every few months, all pearls are ground up and reshaped.
>>83536014
>>83536079
What colour are Pearl's nipples?
>>83536485
Ask Steven.
>>83536485
Whatever color you want.
>>83536461
And for sexual?
>>83536485
Blue.
>>83536465
'ERE BOYZ, DIS 'UMIE FINKS 'ES BETTER DAN US! LEZ SHOW 'IM A FING OR TWO ABOUT WOT IT MEANZ TO BE GEM!
WAAAAAARGH!!!
>>83536485
Blue of course
And just so you know her pussy is blue too
>>83536537
WE WUZ GEMS N SHIT
>>83534174
Obviously Mr. Smiley is into Milfs
What happened in Garnet's room after Hit The Diamond?
>>83536461
>GEMS and steve not greg and STEVE ok.
Where are the Pearls Sucrose? You gave us five more Rubies now where are the Pearls?
I saw that in the last thread someone mentioned "the Crystal Gems (and Steven) fight the last boss of the last game you played"
I'm getting emotional now because for me it would beRandofrom LISA: the Painful.Steven would give him a hug. There's no way they'd kill him.
>>83536609
you've had three pearls you greedy fuck, now give me more lapises
What happened with everyone posting gems smoking?
>>83536605
I can't tell whether this is from a fan comic or porn.
>>83536609
scumbag
>>83536473
quiet xeno scum
another flashback episode, when?
>>83536574
>confusing a Warhammer joke with shitty /v/ memes
>posting an image I discovered while doing it
Fuck oooooooff.
>>83536628
We've established the rule of fives, we need two more Pearls before you get your five turds.
>>83536609
Pearl is my favourite CG and I love seeing more Pearls, but more than that I want to see how Pearls are made. Also, if we do see more Pearls, I want to hear them talk too. Yellow Pearl made me smile, it was so much fun hearing DeeDee play an antagonist.
I also hope that the Crewniverse is saving their budget so that Opal, Sugilite, and especially Sardonyx will talk again in the future, but that's another problem.
>>83536675
Kindergaten Kid, perhaps?
i want off becky sucrose's wild ride
>>83536686
amethyst's room is absolutely full of pearl
but we've only had a single, perfect lapis
>>83536675
>Mr. Greg.
>Greg the Babysitter.
>The Kindergarten Kid.
All sound like pretty likely flashback episodes.
>>83534390
I think in Super watermelon island after Alexandrite poofs back into the gems, the Steven watermelon Steven ran up and hugged pearl
>>83536747
Yep, he did.
>>83536599
Probably masturbation.
>>83536719
Wishful thinking.
I like wishful thinking.
>>83536775
Reminder that she's a slut for Steven.
>>83534324
I feel you, bro.
>>83536944
Only because of the Rose connection.
>>83536944
I prefer the idea that she, and all the other Gems, are whores for Steven. Yes, Greg does what he can, but he also has expenses, so occasionally the Crystal Gems entertain the sinners and deviants of Beach City and the surrounding towns for wads of dirty money.
>>83536944
pearl is a slut for anyone.
>>83537000
It's not just because of that, she just wants Steven to feel good and loved.
>>83537028
if she's such a slut, then were is the proof of this?
>>83537028
>Hellen Jo.png
Lady of the legs, making her bacon and eggs,
Really hope she wouldn't be happier with Greg.
>>83537041
Alone Together, Cry For Help, etc. Don't deny she wants to fuse with him.
>>83537041
have you seen her with rose?
she's such a submissive slut
>>83536719
I'm really looking forward to the Greg episodes, especially now that we don't have Jo on board anymore. I just hope they won't involve Lamar though. Nothing personal but it bugs me when Greg gets stuck with the quality faces.
Fingers crossed at least one of the two is Raven/Paul, they did some great Gregs in the Return and Keystone Motel.
Maybe since Greg is Sugar's favourite we could get some parts by her?
>>83536022
Sorry for the lack of the see-through skirt, not familiar enough with the art program to know how to make it work nicely.
>>83535522
Nah, 'cause she makes me hungry.
>>83537101
What program are you using Anon?
Try looking up layers and opacity.
Return my Jasper to me;_;
>>83537134
Art sai, I know all the features are there I just need to learn the ropes.
>>83535522
>>83535577
This, also it's nice to have a small-chested feminine character whose boobs aren't brought up.
What's nice about the designs in SU is that they just are what they are.
>>83537020
Source, now.
>>83537150
Big buff cheetoh puff
Beuatiful and swole
I could make her happyIf she wasn't in a hole
So here's how I think they get the Rubies back into the story
>SOMEONE'S BEEN TAKEN TO HOMEWORLD JASPER HALP
>hey we fixed the warp
>LET'S GO TO NEPTUNE
>grumble mumble... HEY IT'S JASPER WE FOUND HER
>hey guys, we need to go back to Homeworld
>well YEAH, we're here to pick you u- hey is that the Steven? We can't bring h-
>no no, he's cool, trust me
>...oh okay then
>>83537213
Anyone have any good crossover fanart?
>>83537262
>>83537262
Does this count?
>>83534102
Fuck, how long ago did I draw that? What's up with Pearl's forehead and everything else?
Been here too long.
>>83534005
that's a lot of urine
>>83537286
Haha, thats pretty funny actually.
>>83537286
I recall seeing another crossover like this, with Wirt and Greg being high school buddies or some such.
>>83537262
Do memes count
>>83537262
Good? Nope.
>>83534147
Moldevite is a substance that forms when sand is melted in violent explosions, presumed to be when meteorites land. A similar substance was formed at the site of the Trinity test.
If you want a space gem, there are things called pallasites that are meteors with crystals inside. Much more spacey.
>>83537308
Is that you, Sourscreen? How's it going?
>>83537262
http://cubedcoconut.tumblr.com/search/Overwatch
>>83537342
Jasper's reaction to anal fisting?
>>83537276
Wot?
>>83537338
It's going.
Alright, guys.
Guys. What if.
What if Greg.
Impregnated the Cluster?
>>83537387
It's a Tokyo Ghoul crossover.
>>83537101
Thanks anon
>>83537286
that's great
>>83534563
Steven, you gotta take this gem and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV1_FGqt24oWait for it...
>>83537388
Good to hear.
>>83537379
http://oglaf.com/neversurrender/
>>83537211
http://galaxysmut.tumblr.com/post/117224679240/mmcgtw-always-like-these-two-but-havent-draw
>>83537393
>there are faggots in this thread that would prefer the older design
>>83537446
Put it waaay up into your butthole.
>>83537426
>You'll think about the life you'll have together after the war
>>83537471
Thank you so much.
>>83537448
Ahahaha, was totally not expecting that.
>>83537393
Jeff's Pearl is too round-faced/big-eyed for me. I like a happy medium.
>>83533972
Being connie is hard
>>83537448
>SilvaGunner
Well now let's see where this goes
>>83537492
>>83537326
Sure, why not
>>83537505
I think everyone is too much like that. Greg looks like idk pacman or some shit
>>83534194
The name of a fusion is not the name of a ship.
>>83537520
>That small breath at the end
Fuck this episode was too much.
I remember when I watched "So many birthdays" I was thinking "Oh so this show will try to make me cry."
And then THIS shit dropped.
>>83537396
What if Greg becomes the first full human to fuse.
And becomes one with the Cluster to protect the earth, hurtling himself across the Solar System into the incoming Homeworld fleet.
While this plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0um_kAnrZg
>>83537509
>>83537562
Crying is fun, Anon.
>>83534244
Half the fags here are from tumblr so of course they do.
>>83537583
I just want Connie to meet a Homeworld Gem.
>>83537589
>>83537562
I'm addicted to feelings. It doesn't matter if they're good or bad, just that they're intense.
>>83537565
>What if Greg becomes the first full human to fuse.
You what now.
>>83534673
I doubt it will happen. Fusions will likely remain rarities. Sugar doesn't want to pay to for the voice actors she chose.
>>83537565
>To my Destiny I steer
>But the moment that I hit the stage, thousands of voices are calling my name
> This life I chose isn't easy but sure is one heck of a ride
>And as the solar wind blows through my hair, knowing I have so much more left to share
>A wandering spirit who's tearing its way through the cold atmosphere
>Crash like a comet
Jesus, that's worryingly close to something that could happen.
They can't actually show Greg dying in a Cartoon, so having him fuse and disappear into the heavens to defend earth is probably the closest they could get and those lyrics are horribly meaningful in that context.
>>83537626
Connie fused with a half-gem, does it really count?
>>83537583
is peridot a smol slut?
>>83537636
She's a full human, Steven being a half-gem had nothing to do with that statement.
>>83537636
>They can't actually show Greg dying in a Cartoon
They show people die in cartoons all the time.
>>83537648
she's too innocent and autistic to use it, but she'll learn.
>>83534555
Finished the last of my work. Now I've got 4 days off.
>>83537648
You know it!
>>83537379
>Jasper's reaction to anal fisting?
"This is the third human I've killed"
>Amedot shippers
mmh
>>83537694
>>83537636
>They can't actually show Greg dying in a Cartoon.
It's rated PG and has already stretched that rating pretty far, a character dying is absolutely not out of the question.
>>83537678
Cute!
So. Anyone notice the Slinker has a color theme very close to a character we've already met?
>>83537562
So Many Birthdays was what made me go from liking the show to absolutely loving it. All the jokes during the parties were great, and Pearl's sobbing while dressed as a clown was both heartbreaking and hilarious. I felt such a great mix of emotions.
It's funny to think that that was the first time we saw Pearl cry.
>>83537733
And for that matter, shares a very strong similarity in Gem.
>>83537729
>>83537733
o shit another lapis fuck
one worst gem was enough
>>83537733
>>83537756
I wonder how many of the corrupted gems that we've seen will end up being directly identified in the show at some point. I feel like we'll get all of the name eventually, but there are enough of them that I feel like some might not be named in the show, but rather in an interview or somewhere online later.
>>83537020
Even me?
>>83537562
I sympathize with Pearl because she can't ever wash the blood off of her hands.
The CGems travel to New Holland and encounter another group of gems with a magic girl gem hybrid
>>83537822
if you can make her.
>>83537308
I think most of her head is behind the chin.
Or you could imagine /sug/'s collective neckbeard engulfing pearl if you want to think of fun explanations.
>>83535094
>Not only isn't she single, she has a harem back on Homeworld
>>83535522
..Yes. Yes, she does.
>>83535522
And so we mourn another fallen brother, whose attempt to hide his lion around posting will see him banned for three days.
So I've been thinking about the corrupted gems, and there's only one answer to what the hell they are that makes sense considering what we know so far. I think the Crystal Gems created them somehow by tampering with the second kindergarten (the one Amethyst didn't come from) as a means of ruining Homeworld's plans for colonization. Doing this would have both screwed over an entire planned army of gems for Homeworld while turning those potential soldiers into disruptive assets for the Crystal Gems during the war, and it may have also ruined any further plans for colonization if they did something that actually made Earth capable of only spawning monsters instead of actual gems.
Thoughts?
>>83537843
But I want her to want it
>>83537936
it's pretty obvious that white diamond launched something at the planet that rose was only able to defend against with her shield, which caused the corruption of all remaining gems
we saw it at the end of 'same old world'
>>83537308
I think it's still pretty cute, so is that recent Pearl.
Thanks for drawing them mister...?
>>83537962
she will want it if you're strong enough.
>>83537982
Strong in the real way?
>>83533984
I hope you arent expecting more of what youve seen so far. SU turns into "Talk and Cry: the show" around that part
>>83536686
Actually, It's been 8 rubies
>>83538010
Yes.
That's why you need to work on your cardio as well as your strength.
>>83538010
any will do.
>>83537448
>>83537636
>They can't actually show Greg dying in a Cartoon
Tarzan and Clayton would like to say hello.
>>83534039
>Several newer anons are introduced to Creepy Pearl through the means of the gem equivalent of sounding.
>Anon loses a little bit more of his innocence after looking up what that is.
My work here is done
>>83537965
Maybe, but there's been nothing so far to suggest that bomb or whatever is also what caused the corruption. Why I think my idea makes sense is that it creates a reason for why Homeworld never bothered returning to Earth to attempt colonization again even when they apparently thought most or all the Crystal Gems were wiped out.
>>83537837
The new gems are attacked and raped by refugees.
>>83538029
>TFW before I became a fat neet I could run a 4:57 mile
But I can still back pack like a mother fucker
>>83538053
You don't even know where New Holland is, you dingus.
>>83538040
They had a human die in the Tarzan cartoon?
>>83538040
Shit they could just have him drive his van into someone or something to protect Steven
>>83538061
Fastest mile I was ever able to run was probably an eight minute mile.
For those who missed this beauty
>>83537733
>>83537756
They left her behind when that bomb dropped...
>>83537733
I hope the fact that the CG can't catch Slinker becomes a recurring gag.
>>83537565
>Greg Rose Akbars homeworld midway through the final season
I'll admit, it would be quite the twist.
>>83538040
Disney has incredibly different standards to CN and children's films have incredibly different standards to children's cartoons.
Name the last time Cartoon Network had a death in the cast (That was actually serious, not played for laughs and a minor character)
>>83537756
>>83537733
GUIES THEYRE BOTH BLUE OMG BLUE DIAMOND CONFIRMED BISMUTH CONFIRMED CORRUPTED BLOOPLE CONFIRMED
>>83538109
Anon, only children find madlibs funny, stop.
>>83538107
I ran track and cross country m8
I
>>83538029
but cardio kills gains!
>>83538138
Not finding
>amethyst are faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate funny
Come on anon
>>83538126
Pretty sure adventure time has had one or two.
Okay
So when are they going to introduce Metal soldiers?
What do you think they would be like? I think they would be like Automatons or Golems.
>>83538097
Someone with a gemstone on her chest ideally.
>>83538184
Yeah, no, not even a smile, its just stupid.
>>83538204
GUYS METAL PEOPLE
CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW THERES GEMS WHAT IF WE HAD METAL PEOPLE
>>83538137
>HURR, THE WRITERS HAVE NEVER INCLUDED SUBTLE FORESHADOWING BEFORE. DERP DERP ANYONE THAT THINKS THEY MIGHT HAVE A CLUE IS OBVIOUSLY RETARDED
>>83538120
>Lapis visits Steven at the beach house
>they're making a sandwich in the kitchen
>a dark mass of tentacles emerges from the bathroom and rushes through a crack in the temple door
>"STEVEN WHAT WAS THAT!?"
>"Oh, that's the Slinker. You get used to it."
>>83538204
they'll be bars of their respecitve metals in the place of their PENIS!
>>83537965
>that white diamond
The giant shining star at the end of Lapis' story was white, yellow and blue. All the diamonds had a part in it, not just white diamond.
>>83538248
>subtle
>they're both blue
Naw fuck off. Thats fucking retarded
>>83538231
>>83538137
Oh shut up.
>>83537965
>head canons
>>83538231
Guys, guys, what if, half-mineral half-gem people?!
>>83537710
>some-one actually saved that
the absolute madman.
>>83538264
Make me faggot.
>>83538283
>Neurotype:Autistic
>Disabilities: Autism
my sides
>>83538168
KILL THIS MEME.
>>83538275
Him assuming it was only White Diamond when the flash has the colours of all the Diamonds is headcanon.
The corrupted gems being created by a giant blast is basically confirmed by Greg's dialogue in The Return and Lapis' story in Same Old World.
>>83538287
/co/ loves loss.
>>83538331
>The corrupted gems being created by a giant blast is basically confirmed by Greg's dialogue in The Return and Lapis' story in Same Old World.
Not even remotely.
>>83538283
>>83536389
>Crystal gems
>Aliens
Thats ridiculous Anon. The Crystal gems are the last survivors of an ancient longlived silicon based reptillian society that has lived on earth since the end of the geomezoic era.
>>83538386
...How the fuck is that bait?
>>83538331
>The corrupted gems being created by a giant blast is basically confirmed by Greg's dialogue in The Return and Lapis' story in Same Old World.
>Lore fags actually fucking believe this
NOT EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FORESHADOWING YOU FUCKING MORONS
YOU DON'T KNOW HALF AS MUCH AS YOU THINK YOU DO
DISCUSS IT ALL YOU WANT BUT STOP TRYING TO SAY ANY OF IT IS CANON
>>83538398
That wasn't the bait.
>>83538398
>>83538398
the OC pictures in general are pretty funny to read, but some people still fall for them and then later call bait.
>>83537262
>>83538433
>fall for them
That was a 100% genuine creation, believe me I'm the one who found it and I'm a god damn expert on this shit.
>>83538433
>Dislikes: self
>>83538482
>>83538473
>>83538492
Man even my shitty sonic OC wasn't this bad when I had one.
is the bomb over?
Who's hoping for Homeworld to be nothing but a huge center for orgies a la one of the Asari planets from Mass Effect?
>>83538511
there was a bomb?
>>83538492
That's an obvious parody, Strawberry Quartz the half-mineral isn't. Here's the description posted with the image:
>So, If you read the description for my first drawing of my gemsona, Strawberry Quartz, you know that I wanted to make them only half Gem, mostly because I'm very attached to my gender & wanted them to have my gender, but I couldn't do that if they were fully Gem, because all full Gems are agender. I didn't want to make them Half Gem, Half human, because Steven's supposed to be the only mix between Gem & Human. So, I came up with my own species, similar to Gems, which I'll explain later.
And here's the artist's gallery:
http://kallista-dw.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>83538492
>Likes: Angelica from my school
>>83538421
It wasn't foreshadowing, it was telling. They showed the blast you Mexican chimp denied his banana.
>>83538550
only remaining one I got is the classic coldsteel one.
>>83538553
With absolutely zero suggestion that it had anything at all do with with gem corruption.
>>83538523
Homeworders seem to think of physical contact for any other reason than combat as offensive.
As far as gem culture is concerned, Rose pretty much started a weird sex cult.
>>83538585
>Homeworders seem to think of physical contact for any other reason than combat as offensive.
Citation needed.
>>83538553
>get a load of this clod, cam
>>83538492
>and little girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c62YLNadrSk
>>83538569
>megga-ass faggot
>>83538621
>not linking to the video
Laaaame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
>>83534150
GREEN IS BEST
>>83538254
I can see that happening. Also Lapis freaking out while Steven remains nonchalant would be particularly funny.
>>83538641
But Purple is the sneakiest color.
>>83538641
I agree.
>>83538641
I want xenos, heretics and mutants to leave.
>>83538579
>a giant blast is shown to have happened in the past just as all Homeworld gems fled Earth
>greg mentions Rose could only save a couple of gems with her shield
>all the other gems we see on Earth that weren't Rose's closest allies are corrupted beasts
Gee I guess there's no connection there! Gems must get corrupted by stubbing their toe or something!
>>83538610
Jasper's and Periodot's reactions to Garnet (and Steven, but that's probably weird for more reasons).
The reaction to Garnet's first appearance by every gem who witnessed her.
I'm just extrapolating from there.
>>83538699
correlation doesn't equal causation.
There is no reason to believe the blast CAUSED it.
>>83537678
>Amethyst does this to Peridot the first time she manages to learn how to sleep
>She has done it to everyone who has ever slept or meditated in the Temple
>Including Greg and Steven
>If you sleep in the temple, Amethyst will rub her butt on your face
>>83538795
Yes, there is. I bet you also thought all the foreshadowing to Garnet being a fusion was coincidence.
>>83538795
You realise this show is all about being able to join the dots to work out what's going on before it's explicitly stated, right? I bet you would have said there was no evidence of Garnet being a fusion back in S1
Would you let a gem swallow you whole?
too much discussion
too few cute gems
>>83538881
No.
>>83538882
My wife.
>>83538833
Amethyst is obsessed with butts. It's why she loves pooping so much.
>>83538842
>>83538854
What in the hell would be the point in foreshadowing that the corrupted gems were created by that blast? It makes absolutely no sense from a storytelling perspective to keep that as some sort of secret they "hint" at.
>>83538795
Well genius, what did cause every single gem that wasn't in a mirror or behind Rose Quartz's magical shield to be corrupted if it wasn't the giant blast with the colours of all three diamonds?
>>83534207
>we will NEVER get an episode where Steven cheats Lars in a dice game for cash by using a shapeshifting gem
Could you have a Corrupt Gem Mutant?
>>83538283
JESUS CHRIST MARIE
>>83538922
I don't know, let's watch the rest of the show and find out.
>>83538882
You are in the discussion part of the general.
Wait your turn for shitposts.
>>83538546
Now post the Amber OC who has *six* gemstones but isn't a fusion.
People in this very thread defended that.
>>83538922
It's not foreshadowing when it's this fucking obvious, it's just something to tell us that Homeworld caused all those corrupted monsters that were a problem earlier on in the show.
>>83538882
Shitposting comes after we hit bump limit
Go back to your pit
>>83538882
This is euro daytime /sug/. The superior /sug/. Just wait until the Americans get home from work/school.I do like cute gems though.
>>83538938
I don't think so? What would they even form into? They can't even make a regular body, let alone a giant beast body.
>>83538882
I want Peridot to pork Lapis.
>>83539011
>>83539045
Like fucking clockwork
Why do I get the feeling Mayor Dewey is starting these threads?
Not that I mind. He has his issues, but the man has great taste.
>>83538916
she isn't stop
>>83538922
And, again, there was never any foreshadowing to connect the blast and gem corruption at all, its like you people don't even know what foreshadowing is. All you've got to go on is:
>Homeworld caused an explosion
>corrupted gems exist
There is absolutely nothing to connect the two to cause anyone to say with any degree of certainty that one caused the other.
>>83538930
we don't know.
All we know is that there might be a link, and it sounds plausible, but we still don't know for sure.
>>83539041
But they can form a irregular body out of of different bestial parts.
>>83538126
>>83538920
Amethyst became a cat just so she could rub her butt on everyone and everything
>>83539075
>inb4 it was the diamond's strongest attack
>inb4 Rose's shield reflected it back at them and they exploded in the air which caused that star explosion in Same Old World
>inb4 the reason Rose could only save a few was really because her shield was not big enough to protect that many from the blast
>>83535632
Amethyst and Jasper story.
http://pastebin.com/CGpvGseJ
>>83539045
Peridot is going to get so many wedgiesand enemas
>>83534261
>>83534320
>>83534355
It's also heavy and dense as shit because it is majorly made out of lead chromate with other heavy molecules surrouding it. I've seen Crocoite shards the size of fingers that easily weighted one pound.
>>83539149
Why does Pearl only eat meat.
>>83538916
same wife, less blurry
Corundum when
>>83539317
Love the blur
>Connie's mom becomes Steven's doctor
>surprisingly finds a medical history of examinations for Rose, who needed help from a doctor for the human baby making process she was attempting
>>83539075
No certainty, but strong hints. Here's what we know.
>Homeworld caused an explosion.
>Homeworld gems fled the planet before the blast.
>Rose could only save her closest friends
>The earth is infested with corrupted gems
>The only gems on earth that aren't corrupted are Rose's closest friends.
The rebellion was large, and involved a lot of gems. Homeworld at some point decided to cut their losses, evacuate the planet and glass it. The bomb was big enough (or they had enough of them) to cover the entire planet, or what's the point of setting it off in the first place. The bomb wasn't purely destructive, gems and humans still exist on the planet. Something caused the corruption, and it must have been after Homeworld fled.
Even though we haven't had Pearl give one of her little educational holograms and tell Steven "Homeworld fucked these gem's shit up", the bomb causing corruption is still the most likely explanation.
>>83539410
So, does HIPA allow her to share Rose's medical history with Steven?
>>83539410
He's magical and has healing powers, why in the world would he need a doctor?
>>83539075
it's not that corrupted gems exist, it's more that EVERY surviving gem on the planet seems to have been corrupted besides our gang of five and Lapis. What are the odds of there not being a single other uncorrupted gem out there if it wasn't some kind of planet-wide nuke? We already know the scale of the war was enough to result in billions of shards of crystal gems
>>83539410
>>83539492
If I remember right Peridot talked about growing gems for those Cluster prototypes wandering around, so it's possible not all the shards in the Cluster are Crystal Gem casualties.
>Go to sleep
>wake up
>same thread.
Oh, that's good. I was worried I was gonna miss another report.
>>83539487
The Gems don't know much about his human half (not even Pearl seems concerned about his diet of donuts, ice cream, and pizza) and Greg is hardly more qualified. We've seen his allergies to pollen pop up in an episode, what if he has a food allergy they need to react to?
Among any other thing that can go wrong with the human body.
Any other doctor would require too long of an explanation about what Steven is.
She could be useful in this regard.
When's next episode though? I'm kinda lost.
>>83539567
I love you LLNK.
>>83534043
Anon stop
I come here to forget
>>83539599
Never.
>>83539599
June 20th
>>83539634
A Monday?
I thought new episodes hit on Thursdays.
Another day, another threadSo many things left unsaidAnd some tears that may have been shedLike a curse, they spreadIs this the land of the dead?
>>83539634
Where did you acquire this information?
>>83539599
NOBODY KNOWS.
There could be an announcement at any point, most likely on a Thursday through Saturday. Most anons are placing their bets on the 23rd or 30th, some on the 16th, bomb believers on the 20th or 27th, and pessimists on sometime next month.
>>83539634
>>83539603
And I love you anon-whos-probably-the-guy-who-posts-Pearl.
>>83539618
Why you gotta be a punk like that
>>83539657
You okay, buddy?
>>83539671
>And I love you anon-whos-probably-the-guy-who-posts-Pearl.
I'm not, I just appreciate your posts.
Unfortunately I'm rarely active at the same time you are, but the first thing I look for when loading /sug/ for the first time in a day is one of your posts.
>series ends with Greg's music career finally taking off
>He, Steven, and the Gems make it big as a famous rock band
>>83539696
Why are you sad.
>>83539645
It gonna be a Stevenbomb
>>83539657
Only for you buddy.
>>83539696
Don't worry, we're in the same boat.
>>83539696
Fuck off cuck
>>83539492
Do you think they planted the Cluster before or after that giant flash in Lapis's story? Because it's highly likely they could have snuck around after the war considering how dismissive they were of Steven's worries when he saw the Robonoids using the warp pads.
Also why did Peridot say that the Cluster was in the Earth's core when it was in the mantle? Yeah it's okay to be wrong, but Peridot built the drill with surviving the extreme conditions of the core in mind with absolute confidence that she was right.
Did she only think it would be in the core because that's the standard place it would be there? If so, why did Homeworld only manage to plant the Cluster that close to the surface?
>>83539754
>calling someone a cuck
>posting pearl
>>83539754
>Posting Pearl
>calling someone a cuck
Anon
>>83536631
porn
>>83535600
Thank you anon..
>>83539754
Don't be rude to the poor anon.
>>83527136
What's the issue here
Hitler using the holy lance to control American superheroes has been a thing for like 80 years
It is a reference to old JSA comics
>>83539451
Dang. The Diamonds really didn't take the loss to the rebellion and losing earth lightly.
>1. Possibly responsible for the (crystal) gem corruption.
These corrupted gems are dangerous to each other and all of the other lifeforms of the planet
>2. Leaving Geode(s?).
These will cause storms which could vaporize everything
>3. The Cluster.
Destroying the planet completely and gaining a new destructive geo-weapon
For real they really are all about "If we can't use the earth, than no one will"
FUCK PEARL
>>83539894
I would like to.
>>83539878
Well, nevermind that we can say it's JUST Crystal gems, but wounded and KIA homeworld gems probably ended up being used in experiments and the Cluster.
>>83539894
If jems don't poop then why do they have buttcheeks
Buttcheeks imply they need to form around an anus
If it was purely for cushioning wouldn't their butts be a single cheek
>>83539965
That fits the description of Garnet's quite nicely.
>>83537262
But anon, DOES THE ASS ENLARGE?
>>83539965
But Amethyst shits.
>>83539965
That's not what butts are for anon, they allow for sitting upright without having to rely on extremities.
>>83539965
They have separate legs, nigga.
>>83537583
I still want to see Peridot's reaction to when Steven and Connie fuse.
>Lapis probably won't care.
>>83540040
Lapis would be uncomfortable; but not for the same reason Peridot was to Garnet.
>>83540072
Swiggity swooty, she'll never have that booty?
Y'all remember this shit?
>>83539722
Aw. Well, I hope to see you around more often, dude. Its posts like this that make doing the recaps worth it.
>>83539451
Wait , so how didn't Lapis get corrupted , in the ep , pearl found her after the flash ?
>>83539894
don't insult my wife, you mongoloid
>>83540105
Post booties you lust after butt will never have
>>83539965
Buttcheeks have to do more with the legs than with the anus.
>>83539894
poor poil shes a mom and a cuck at the same time
>>83540144
She could have been protected, either by not having a projected body at the time, or by being installed in an artifact.
>>83539451
But.... Lapis was still on earth when the bomb went off. Granted in poof state, but she was still there.
>>83537448
I'm feeling ashamed that I had a Radiohead phase and STILL only recognzied those lyrics from a Lapfox song
>>83540137
I think I may be the guy who posts Pearl
Can you describe what's memorable about them?
>>83537448
It's well known that the SU intro has the same chord progression as Creep.
>>83539894
DONT YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT MY WIFE LIKE THAT
>>83540207
Its Pearl. Its hard to describe.
Also if I'm right, you posted the one where she's saying "hot diggity." Last night.
I'm probably super wrong, though.
>>83540192
Yeah, we don't really know , it doesn't seem like that would protect her , but I guess we'll see everything in time.
>>83540274
Holy fuck shit god damn I was gonna post that for you but we hit max image
But yeah that's me
>>83540162
I wouldn't mind having a butt like Pearl's.
>>83540314
good job anon
>>83537612
The thing is that Periwould be too autistic to interact with her and they have nothing in common, and lapis would not give a fuck about her either (and she atempted drowning her), the only way an episode could have them interactis if Connie goes to meet Steven in the barnwheresteven is and it becomes a fight fo rsteven's attention episode, but nobody wants that.
>>83540314
You stupid fucking cunt you post that meaningless gif putting us at the image max right as I was going to post a vital image
>>83540162
>tfw woring out for Pearl
She's not even real why am I doing this for someone who doesn't exist?
Anyway, how do you become more flexible? I want to be limber as well as strong for Poil.
>>83540360
>it becomes a fight fo rsteven's attention episode, but nobody wants that.
I want that.
>>83539790
I think someone on the crew got a bit carried away when writing 'When it Rains' and didn't think about the sheer absurdity of having the characters go to the literal core of the earth. By the time they got around to writing 'It Could've Been Great', someone was like "wait a minute...that's kind of stupid, even for a kids' cartoon. Let's just say it's in the mantle somewhere"
>>83540314
you don fuckd it up
>>83540377
>whoring out for Pearl
But why
>>83540355
I wouldn't mind having pearl
Oh hey, page 10
>>83540129
Yes.
>>83540402
Because she's a slut
>>83540402
Because she's life
>>83540376
Blame the pointless image spam earlier in the thread, not the closer.
>>83540438
I'll fucking put you in the ground
>>83539599
>that webm
How have I not seen this before?
good stuff
Pearl is best character and worst gem.
Steven is best gem and for believing.
Rose is second best.
Peridot is has the worst waifufags.
Connie is boring, charming, and an important character for the show.
Amethyst has grown on me.
Garnet is too perfect.
Lapis is for dicksquad.
>>83540486
Pearl is my wife
>>83540459
How am i wrong?
>>83540509
In what fucking way is she a slut she's loved all of one person
>>83540486
And Jasper is for _______?
>>83540508
You are autistic and you should seek help.
>>83540575
Falling on a hole and never coming out
>>83540486
No, Pearl and Amethyst have the same problem of their character development making them a hit or a shit for many people.
Garnet is too vanilla/perfect like you said.
Rose is dead.
Peridot has the really worst waifufags.
Connie is only story important otherwise she'd be in the same category as the townie humans.Lapis IS dicksquad.
>>83540575
Jasper is fucking dead.
New thread here.
>>83540598
>>83540598
>>83540598
>look at Zuke's Twitter
>she's losing it
I feel like if anything is confirmation of Lapis and Peridot being confined to the sidelines, it's this. The waifus were the only thing making her sane.
Hold tight, my queen of meaningful character interaction
>>83540575
Making Garnet a better fighter. She's going to become their Thorfinn.
>Go save Steven and I'll fight you again!
>Alright, you better!
>>83537247
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
>>83540629
Garnet is the better fighter.
Jasper is just brute strength while Garnet will at least develop a strategy.