/sug/ Steven Universe General

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

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>>83247836
STEVEN'S MOMS HAVE GOT IT GOIN' ON
THEY’RE ALL I WANT AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG
STEVEN, CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST NOT THE GUY FOR ME
I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG, BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH STEVEN'S MOMS

Daily reminder that "could a gun kill a gem" discussions are pointless since the show is very inconsistent on how tough the gems really are (an object that weighs several tons falls on Peridot but she survives, but Lapis gem gets cracked when someone steps on it).

dickballs

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Don't forget ta PLACE YA BETS!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10331253

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Ruby a best

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be
I can't help but wonder if you'd be happier with me
How much more pain will I have to suffer, to meet you once again?
One more time, oh seasons, don't disappear
Your selfish nature made me love you even more
One more chance, the memories stopped my legs
One more chance, I cannot choose my next destination
I'm always searching, for your figure to appear somewhere
On the the other shore, in the sands along the waves
Even though I know you couldn't be at such a place
If my wish were to come true, I would be at your side right away
There would be nothing I couldn't do
I would put everything on the risk and hold you tight, I'll show you.
If I just wanted to distract my loneliness, anybody would have been enough.
The stars seems like it will fall in the night which is why i can't lie to myself.
One more time, oh seasons, don't disappear
Even in the midst of my dreams
Even though I know you couldn't be at a place like this!
If a miracle were to happen, I would want to show you immediately
A new morning, who I'll be from now on
And the words i never said called: "I Love You"
The memories of summer are revolving
If my wish were to come true, I would return to your side right away
There would be nothing I couldn't do
I would risk everything and hold you tight I'll show you!
I always end up looking for your smile, to appear somewhere
If our lives could be united,
No matter how many lifetimes it could be I will always chase after you!
What I would have wanted then would then be nothing
Other Then You Oh Lady Of The Sea!

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Does anyone have the edit of this with the crystal shrimps and the bagel?

>>83247910
Well it's about time someone posted the whole thing

>>83247888
my magnum would shatter them easy

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Do you think we'll get more fusion fights like in Super Watermelon Island? I hope we do.

>>83247944
You only need a stick though.

>>83247958
Not even a stick, just a fist.

>>83247952
this pls

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>>83247836
We're back, baby!

>>83247888
reminder that you're retarded

>>83247958
I PREFER TO USE MY MAGNUM SHITLORD, OK?????

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Holy fuck I can't stop laughing

From the fic "somebody please stop John Goodman"

>>83247932
i made up the rest of that guess which song it's taken from :^)

It still feels weird that we have SU and /sug/ right now. Are we still in a CN promo? Do we only exist in promos now? Could this all be ripped from us tomorrow? Will SU ever go back to just airing weekly without being under the intense and unforgiving gaze of CN execs who want to gouge us for all the views they can?
I just dont know anymore. I just feel like an abused puppy.

>Onion winning a motor scooter with tickets in arcadia mania
>Onion breaking into the skee ball machine for tickets the very next episode
>had to watch the series 4 times to catch this
God damn it

>>83247944
sure pal just let me call muh cousin and his boys and we'll defeat all HW with our rifles

>>83247836
StevenxCluster porn when?

>>83248037
are you implying that balistics isnt the GOAT way to defeat aliens?

>>83247998
THAT GUN IS SHIT

SHIIIIIT

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aside from pearl being in the white diamond section, i really like this chart. i hope we get to see the forms and names of the corrupted gems taken out on screen at least.

>>83247888
could a gun kill you ?

>>83247898
Which one?
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby or Ruby?

>>83248084
YOU'RE SHIT

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>>83247999
I thought that was an okay movie and the ending had me leaving the movie theater in a stupid giggling fit.

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>>83247888

You only need one gun to kill a Gem, anon...

Daily reminder that Lapis Lazuli is officially worst gem now

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LION AROUND

>>83248157
In other news, water is wet.

>>83248169
Keep up the good work.

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>>83248169
welcome back

>>83248138
videogames are retarded

>>83247999
Wait you cant talk during charades!

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This is the blue gem.

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>>83248135
Oh good I love movies like that.

Here's another treasure

>>83248169
i like this, why do people hate it?

I believe we were talking about Samus last thread

>>83248095
>pearl is on the white diamond dollar bull in the monopoly game

>>83248138
Come on now, that's overkill.

>>83248169
Good job anon

>>83248169
love u

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>>83248212
They're horrible fanfictions. Now you understand.

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Don't fucking look at my fucking wife.

>>83248210
But why

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>>83248216
This is the ᶫᶦᶫ blue gem.

>>83248250
>this
>horrible

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>>83248210

YOU'RE retarded!

>>83248240

Fine, fine...

How about this one?

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>>83248250
This is too funny to be simply bad fanfiction. This must have been done intentionally.

>>83248169
>>83248195
>>83248209
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>>83248247
Sadly I'm not the original

>>83248234
No, we're talking about guns now.

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>>83248263
That's Steven's wife, you NTR-loving fucko

>>83248270
cause
>>83248289
that's you

>>83248298
bad fanfic is the setup for the joke, of course it's intentional.

>>83248289
I think I've never used that one, is it similar to the rift inducer in A Crack in Time?

>>83248250
this is hilarious. too bad we'll never have a suicidal gem that poofs herself over and over

>>83248346
But why.

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>>83248116
I'm talking, of course, of Ruby.

>>83248409
why what?

>>83248216
I fucking hate the blue gem.

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>>83247836
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

>>83246017
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>>83248309
Samus has a gun

>>83248437
why do you post small russian man?

>>83248444
Why are videogames retarded?

>>83248377

To an extent. It fires miniature black holes that sucks up opponents and, when fully upgraded, shocks them as well.

Also, this one came before the Rift Inducer/Ripper 5000.

>>83248169
You know... ~NYAA~~

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>>83248404
>fugs vag

>>83248316
Ew.

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thread needs more purple gem

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>>83248457
But Peri doesn't.

>>83248483
Yeah but we already know it could kill gems so there's no need to talk about it anymore.

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>>83248356
This guy gets it

>>83248481
damn, looks like Lapis kicked their asses

>>83248526
Well guess what I fucking hate Peri too.

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Will a friendly Drawfriend, remake this with smol Peridot?

>>83248494
cause most of them are. they take themselves too seriously, use old tropes like they were new ideas and repeat themselves over and over at the point it doesn't even make sense anymore.

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>>83248518
I agree.

PERIDOT BEST WAIFU

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>>83248499
Well shit, I must have completely missed it then.

But

Would it be possible to defeat the gems with the wrench?

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>>83248601
Double Amethyst is best idea

>>83248557
When I see this Ronaldo pic all I can think of is that pic of a portly guy in a Call of Duty cosplay holding a COD game in each hand with a euphoric look on his face.

>>83248640
anyone else finds funny how ame is the least gay of them in the actual show?

>>83248593
>they take themselves too seriously
Subjective

>>83248624
YOU'RE CLOSE BUT THAT'S NOT AMETHYST

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http://rain.nxe7.com
I can't believe this is still up.

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>>83248483
>>83248234
Samus also has a dead franchise and an irreparably tarnished reputation as one of the forerunners of female video game heroes, now reduced to a co-dependent retard who won't even protect herself unless her douchebag CO tells her to. And now she's essentially being replaced by her own supporting cast, because Nintendo doesn't understand how demographics work.

So no, we are not talking about Samus, and we are not talking about any stupid DevientArt-tier crossover ideas. Fuck off and die.

I know it hurts you guys to actually talk about Steven Universe, and not your dumbass fanfic shit, but let's actually try, shall we?

>>83248640
AMETHYST X AMYTHEST OTP

>>83248692
HERE HE COMES AGAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

TIME TO SHITPOST

Who do you think is the worst character in the show?

Hard Mode: No Lars

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>>83248674
least gay? idk I'm pretty sure she is more everything than the other gems, more straight more gay more bi more trans and more sexy

>>83248631
>Well shit, I must have completely missed it then.

It was from Up Your Arsenal for the PS2, so that might be it.


>Would it be possible to defeat the gems with the wrench?

Probably not that wrench, but Alister's wrench might have the same effects as a Gem Destabilizer.

>>83248692
Garnet is a better Samus than Samus.
>I'll get the beetle, because I can walk in lava
>"Daddy, can I not die in lava too?" No.

>>83248575
Bandle watches SU already, or at least knows of it, so maybe she would redraw it herself if you asked her
Girl loves her shortstacks

>>83248733
Dewey.
Actually just put every single human they all suck.

>>83248733
Mailman

>>83248675
there's variations due personal interpretation, but you can be relatively objective with that

>>83248765
It's been a long time since I've played Up Your Arsenal.

Alister's wrench may work, and if not, hitting the gemstone hard enough will do the job.

>>83248742
Ruby loves Sapphire
Sapphire loves Ruby
Pearl loves Rose
Rose loves organic life
Amethyst loves whoring

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>>83248713
He's really going all out this time

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>>83248642
Do you really

>>83248733
Ronaldo

>>83248692
>Samus also has a dead franchise
One bad game doesn't make a dead franchise.

you are aware there was an 8 years gap between Super and Prime/fusion, right?

>>83248084
This is the best hand gun ever made
The deseart egale

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>>83248733
MAY-OR DEW-EY

>>83248789
Give me examples of games that take themselves too seriously.

>>83248825
>Amethyst loves whoring
come on, it's called hedonism. She likes eating and being lazy too.

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Now here's a conundrum.

Who would win in a fight, a prototype Cluster Gem or a Heartless?

>>83248733
Lapis

>>83248851
I agree with you dunkey

>>83248742
ok, is more than possible that she swings both ways. but be honest, she's the only CG that hasn't been involved in a gay relationship until this point

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>>83247873

>>83247822

Funny thing is, I'm actually a starbucks barista and I'm planning to incorporate the apron and hat into a Lapis cosplay. It's a pretty lucky break, just like this early last break I got.

She's a shining star, a sweet serene moon

As I drift along, thinking of none but her as I sweat in the high noon

Working till I drop, and it's all just a chore

'Cause when I know she loves me, even the greatest ache is just a bore

Post comfy gem pics.

>>83248898
What is this, shipping for ants?

>>83248895
>implying something didn't happen between her and Vidalia

Although maybe that doesn't count since Amethyst probably shapeshifted a dick and fucked her brains out

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>>83248879
probably Samus

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>>83248925

>>83248898
post legs

>>83248926
Where is Indexer when you need him.

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>>83248925

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Poor steven

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>>83248925

>>83248858
everything on E3 and all that stuff take themselves too seriously. is either the content or the gameplay. at this point i even ignore the names

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>>83248954

>>83248169
What episode is this in?

>>83248926

I don't normally post on mobile, I'm sorry. I just grabbed what I could. I'll totally admit, I'm addicted to poetry and my sweetheart.

>>83248640
Those Amethyst are going to fuck each other, ALOT

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>watching fusion cuisine again
>pause at the right time to go do shit
>come back and realize that ruby and sapphires designs were made like 20 episodes before jail break

Bravo sucrose, makes me wonder what shit were missing that they blatantly have been throwing at us.

>>83248987
That means you believe Ratchet and Clank takes itself too seriously.

Next you'll tell me 40k takes itself too seriously too.

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>>83248954
>>83248989

>>83248943
can't people just be friends? don't tell me you don't see her as a little sponge like peridot but with vidalia

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>>83249034
>>83248954

>>83249034
now give me water witch

>>83249004
Log Date something something

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>>83249067

>>83249082
I still prefer Peridot.

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>>83248954

>>83249027
I still can't believe this wasn't accepted as headcanon for most people when that happened..

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>>83248490
Because cute.

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>>83249066
>>83248954

>>83249032
i meant everything like most, like a percentage big enough to make me loss interesting. you can like whatever you want, I don't care

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>>83248926
>>83248958
pls no bannerino

>>83249027
>missing
Literally everybody except you saw that

>>83249171
Well, that is your opinion and I respect it, but I don't share it.

>>83248826
Let's be serious now, Samus is fucking OP, no gem could ever hope to defeat her.

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will we ever see her again /sug/?

>>83249217
same

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give me the rest of this

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>>83249058
honestly, I see Amethyst as one of those people who sleeps with pretty much all of her friends at one point or another, she doesn't make it weird, probably puts in a lot of work to make sure her friends enjoy it actually, but its probably really important to her because she likes being able to be that intimate with her friends

also given this pic, I think Amethyst was just acting like an 8 year old most likely to mess with Pearl, not that she was actually any more or less mature back then

>>83249263
truly the most aesthetic fusion

>>83249272
>someone ships a main character with his generic-ass self-insert OC
are people really THAT clueless?

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>>83249285
mala a best tortured gem waifu

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>>83248954

>>83249251
Maybe they could befriend her
>>83249280
I'm still not over Amethyst's Jotaro cosplay

>>83249374
Disgusting

>>83249399
Yeah, of course.

But if they had to fight her, they would be fucked.

Let's make the gems fight something a little less OP

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>>83249443

MEEGA NALA QWEESTA!

>>83249501
That's just the centipeetle arc again.

>>83249501
I can see that happening.

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I ship StevenxEarl.

>>83249443
I wonder if they could handle a metroid infestation
They seemed to be vulnerable to intense physical trauma in Metroid Prime, but not in the original.
>>83249540
We've seen it happen already with Centipeetle you cock

>>83249280
even given that, by the way they talk she sees vidalia as an older sister figure

>>83249561
No fuck you it's not the same.

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>>83249272
What is that

>>83249548
that doesn't look like steven at all

>>83249591
hell he even spits fucking acid.

>>83249501
They'd be pretty fucked against him too. Except Lapis, she would make him drown

>>83249618
It's adult Steven.

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>>83249612

>>83249629
It's not the same dammit

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how can a defective pearl be so perfect

>>83248095
I completely forgot about the water bear gem monster

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>>83248898
I am sure you will look beautiful in your cosplay as you always do

Hot summer days

You've got me in such a craze

Cool summer nights

you kiss me gently, soft as the pale moons light

I am actually not nearly as good at poems as you are, oh my

>>83249651
This picture gave me cancer

>>83249636
steven's head isn't going to change completely its shape just cause he's older. that isn't steven.

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>>83249575
I didn't get that vibe

for lack of a better term, it felt kinda like Vidalia was/used to be her sempai

Although I dont think being family really would stop Amethyst anyway, Garnet and Pearl are basically her sisters and she fuses with them, aka the gem version of fucking

Probably can't wait for Steven to become old enough so she can teach him and show him a good time, although Connie would probably be a problem for that, maybe do it with Stevonnie then

>>83248733
Jasper.

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>>83249711
It is Steven though.

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>>83249443

Okay, how about this thing?

>>83249744
different eyes, nose, mouth, head shape and general proportions. not steven

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>>83249263
Lapis and Jasper should have to team up to help the CGs if this show is as formulaic as I hope it is.

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WE OPAL NOW

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Reminder Morty and Steven have the same age.

>>83249824
>adults have to look just like they did when they were children
It's Steven.

>there was a close up shot of lapis crushing the tape recorder with her fist, says something mean
Where have we seen that before?
>there was a close up shot of blue diamond crushing her fist in The Answer
>"You will be broken for this!"

>>83249689
Enjoy your denial

>>83249849
that pic is cringe

>>83249998
No its not fag

>>83247459
>>83247559
>>83247673
You know, I intended to design and create a doujin game based on what what said in the quoted comments above.
I was inspired by the similarities between the Crystal Gems' and Samus Aran's personalities.

I mean, both series' female protagonists are strong independent women who don't need no ma--

What do you mean, play "Other M"?

>>83250017
yes it is faggot, and the picture looking like shit doesn't help

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>>83249941
>History sorta repeats itself.

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Fusion when?

>>83250145
Literally never, Steven will be able to fuse with every gem except Pearl because he fears her thirst

>>83249696
REMEMBER WHEN THE GEMS FOUGHT MONSTERS AND WENT TO COOL PLACES INSTEAD OF ACTING UP SUGAR'S REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALITY AND SAME SEX RELATIONSHIP INNUENDOS?

>>83250095
Other M was like bad fanfiction. If they had framed the power ups in literally any other manner, and dropped the garbage excuse for a story then I would have had a lot less problems with the game. Also if the gravity suit had been purple. I mean seriously what was up with that.

But I can see the comparison between Garnet and Samus. Both are the strong silent types with a hidden soft side they rarely show.

are any of you christian? and no Protestants aint christian

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>>83248095
Hey, someone finally made an improved version of my gem color wheel!

One quibble is that Desert Glass should fall under YD

>>83249912
adults don't change their basic facial features dumbass. if you have a pointy noise by example you'll have a pointy nose all your life, same for the eyes, mouth and ears relative sizes shapes and positions.

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>>83250169

>>83250222
Yeah happened like 3 episodes ago when we got a giant fucking fusion fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4EkoOvQcDc

Requesting a fully animated, fully voiced remake of this video, with Jasper, Amethyst, and Rose Quartz walking down the street,

only to be confronted by a crossdressing, preening Greg Universe, who repeatedly yells at them, Let me suck your dick!, and essentially they all do the same things as their counterparts in the video.

>>83250222
serious question. do you guys think becky is repressing her homosexuality?

>>83250261
LUTHOR WAS RIGHT

>>83250269
>wearing a dress into battle
>not even a mage class like the lazulis

unacceptable

>>83249749
I don't remember this being in Up Your Arsenal.

>>83249941
Lapis is old school cruel

>>83248095
huh, it's weird to think that the tardigrade gem is under the pink court, but has water powers.

Maybe her gem is different colors from different angles like alexandrite or garnet are

>>83250343
no she's pretty obviously a flaming homo and she knows it

>>83249749

What the FUCK is that?

>>83249728
you made it weird with the last part anon. i honestly don't see anything indicating that ame and vidalia had something more than close friendship

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>>83250261
Steven.

>>83250364
Oh, it was on the re-release, right.

Can't find any video of him though.

>>83250345
you wanna argue about how shit proestants are look for one of the many christian thread on /his/ where othros and catholics BTFO proddies time and time again

>>83250357
Lazulis aren't a mage class. They're either scouts or reporters

>>83250357
Rose did okay for someone wearing a dress.

What you expected me to excuse Sapphire? Bitch hasn't even fought anyone yet

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>>83250261
This is my god.

>>83250364
>>83250387
>>83250423

It's a Loki from All 4 One, one of the post-Future PS3 games.

>http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/Loki

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>>83249706

I think all of your words are absolutely and warm my heart without exception.[\spoiler]

Sweltering summer night

Craving life-giving sunlight

Or your face , smiling so bright

Is there a difference?

>>83250286
My dad is Rebecca Sugar

>>83250388
I agree, I just think Amethyst sleeps with her friends

not everyone associates sexual relationships with romantic ones

>>83250402
i wanna see him convert lapis to christianity
>>83250432
>uses straight up magic
>not a mage
cmon now the rubes are scouts

>>83249251
(From that one doujin)
"...[But] take off the Power Suit, and I'm just one person."

>>83250494
>>83250432
It's possible to be both a mage and an explorer/scout you know

>>83250261
Irish Catholic, but more of an agnostic now.

The faith is gone but the constant Catholic guilt remains

>>83250424
>Orthodox
oh please how do those people even still exist? Weren't they destroyed by a bunch of Muslims when they lived in Greece and then destroyed by a bunch of Commies when they lived in Russia?

>>83250521
HYBRID CLASSES >>>/out/ WE PURISTS HERE BOI

>>83250229
Not purple to save money on a seriously expensive-to-produce game.

But all similarities between the two aside, isn't Garnet actually two people?

>>83250261
i was raised catholic

>>83250472
It also says it appears in the re-release of Up Your Arsenal.

Didn't even know there was one.

i want to see wartime sardonyx + rainbow quartz so bad. literally the least aggressive fusions we've seen, yet they were the only ones around during the war (and they were undoubtedly used).

>>83250506
How strong is Samus without her suit?

>>83250545
they aren't a united church like the Catholics they have different churches run by patriarchs of their respective diocese with similar doctrine but the the ecumenical patriarch is the big dog i think im not sure

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Impsossible gusions time?

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>>83250506
>power suit
>>83250559
even D&D understands, rangers are spellcasters
>>83250588
Garnet is a single person composed of two midgets in a trenchcoat

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Why is she such a slut for Steven?

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>>83250634
*Unlikely fusions

>>83250606
I doubt Rainbow Q was used, but Sardonyx seems like she could have been useful. That hammer isn't just for show, she's probably fucked up dozens of homeworld troops

Who would win.

The CGs or Tarrasque.

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Mom on mom action anyone?

>>83250659
she's not

>>83250663
Rose and Sadie? Who?

>>83248879
Depends on the Heartless. If it's a Shadow or a Soldier, I'd say the Cluster Gem. But if it's say, an Invisible? Then I'd have to say fuck those fucking Invisibles and their fucking swords and magic and shit and they turn invisible and there's like 500 of them and they spam shit and they follow you and deal damage FUCK

>>83250634
Disgusting

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>>83250691
You sure?

At this point I've decided I need to pretty much accepted the inevitability that every villain is going to be redeemed or at the very least defeated peacefully (even Jasper)

So what I need to focus on is how the diamonds will come to make peace with earth, end their colonization program, and break up the caste system

>>83250494
All gems use straight up magic anon.

>>83250521
maybe. I'm still torn between scout and reporter, although based on the notes I got, the fans have chosen reporter (over 7k+ making it one of the most popular theories on tumblr)

>>83250683
Lapis isn't a crystal gem, so tarrasque

>>83250686
how? connie moved to beach city a couple years ago

>>83250630
About 2.5 to 3 times the strength of your average, fit athletic, 25-year-old human woman. Not strong enough to take down a Gem.

>>83250634
>>83250663

What about probable fusions?

>>83250693
Sapphire and Steven, judging by the shirt, the blue colouring and 3 eyes

>>83250693
Half close.
The color should have given it away.

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>>83250724
Alright.

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>>83247884
omg

>>83250663
Who fused in that image? Steven and Lapis?

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>>83250630
Captain America or stronger
Not enough to hang with the enemies she fights with the suit, but well above peak human. She was enhanced, trained, and raised by magic birds on a hell planet.
>>83250683
you need a wish or miracle to kill the Tarrasque, but I bet they could put it down for a while.

>>83250707
yes. she wants rose, not steven. and steven isn't rose

>>83250709
Don't you have to wish for Tarrasque for him to remain dead?

Then, not even Lapis could defeat him.

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Steven is a Cubone.

>>83250634
>>83250663
>>83250742

What about troll fusions?

>>83250695
>If it's a Shadow or a Soldier, I'd say the Cluster Gem.

Shadows would be a definite win, but Soldiers or any other Emblem Heartless would be a bit tricky. They can respawn if they aren't slayed by a Keyblade.

>That spoiler.

KHFM's Neoshadows are MUCH worse.

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>>83250786
You got it.

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Shh, Rubies are sleeping.

We need more ronaldo episodes. Eevn if you hate him he provides very big exposition on what the humans actually think of the CG's instead of what steven thinks thehumans think of the CG's

>>83250261
Are you retarded?

>>83250763
weren't cubones and marowaks under developed khangaskans?

>>83250631
I was more just joking about how the major branches of Orthodoxy have gotten their asses kicked over the years

I'm not really sure the exact role of the Ecumenical Patriarch in current Orthodox Churches, although to be fair I think he was never considered higher than first among equals compared to the other Patriarch, however the modern Ecumenical Patriarch has a lot of troubles as I understand the Turkish government attempts to interfere with him and make rules about who he can be, sort like how the Chinese Government interferes with the Dalai Lama

Either way, I don't think I have seen any christian symbols in SU, so maybe the religion died out a long time ago, Emperor Constantine never converted or some shit

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>>83250815
Those are the Rubies from The Answer

Fuck those guys

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Sardonyx is a rape baby.

>>83250827
Why should we care what Ronaldo thinks the humans of beach city think of the crystal gems?

>>83250844
they're probably dead

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>>83250815
But i want to shove my dick in them

>>83250815
Rubies are such cute lil dudes

>>83250833
they aren't even if they say they are

>>83250827
*we need more Ronaldo episodes because he is a foreshadowing tool for the story

>>83248879
What if I told you Cluster Gems are LIGHT?

Specifically hard light but I digress.

The point being is that they're basically Heartless cryptonite.

>>83250873
Steven will.

>>83250850
weird way to say malachite

>>83250827
Most of Ronaldo's crackpot theories about the gems have been correct so far, I want more keep Beach City Weird

>>83250760
If the tarrasque is wounded badly enough to have whole chunks missing she could encase its body in a glacier and fill its wounds with ice to prevent it from healing, but once the ice melts it will come back.

what is not dead may eternal lie, and with strange æons even death may die

why does ruby look almost exactly like meatboy

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Does Amethyst poke poop with a stick?

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>>83250763

>>83250931
yes

>>83250931
Is that code for anal sex

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>>83250476
You've made me draw a blank..

I love you

>>83250949
for a long time i thought Katie was a dude

>>83250931
Absolutely.

>>83250999
To be fair, she got that a lot.

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I found something the Crystal Gems can't save the day from, especially if you think they can't, they will never find a way.

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>>83250786

>>83250999
For a long time, I thought her Khajiits were werewolves.

>>83251025
is honest about how she looks, not many people does that. i don't think she's ugly or anything

>>83250797
>They can respawn if they aren't slayed by a Keyblade.
True, but I think that takes a while anyway. Also, Shadows are literally endless, so I don't think they wouldn't respawn.

>KHFM's Neoshadows are MUCH worse.
I forgot about those. Fucking Stormy Stones.

>>83250873
>no handprint on the ass

8/10

>>83251046
pewey best ship

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>>83251123
It's pretty cute.

>no male gems
>only feminazi gems
why live?

>>83247999
>>83248220
>>83248250
>>83248557
Where are these even from?

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>>83251168

>>83251168
Gay

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Is Connie voiced by Rica Matsumoto in the JP dub?

>>83251155
its also feels and comedy gold. honestly most ships would be pretty boring if were canon

Man I just want new episodes so bad. I'm so starved for theory material that I'm literally considering posting that Steven is actually a fusion of Rose and himself even though it's blatantly obvious

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>>83251251
mfw i was thinkin something similar

>>83250647
Yes, exactly! She's really two people.
What even was the R-rated movie that they were trying to sneak into? Dogcopter Unleashed?

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Lapreal

>>83250901
>The point being is that they're basically Heartless kryptonite.

Not exactly, the light that affects Heartless is much more different than the form of electromagnetic radiation that makes up the hard-light holograms that Gems.

http://www.khwiki.com/Light

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This world really needs more rooby booty

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>>83251311
Lapearlven

>>83251298
Dogcopter Rising Revengeance

>>83251251
The crew confirmed Rose is dead and never coming back

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STOP FUCKING LION AROUND
REEEEEEEE

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Come check out the skycow. Rebecca may or may not have paid a visit

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Could the CGs (including Lapis) defeat Magnus?

>>83251361
>believing in Matt

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>>83251189

>...though we haven't seen that happen in the series yet,
>in the series yet,
>yet
>YET

I can already taste the shitstorm.

>>83251361
I'm not saying she's coming back

>>83249903
Except morty is more realistic and steven is retarded

>>83251409
and morty can actually get a white girl

>>83251409
morty is fucking retarded

>>83251312
Arguing that two kinds of magic light are somehow different when the two are separated across universes seems futile.

>>83251385
Garbage site.
Move back to flockdraw you idiots.

>>83251409
Are you implying Morty isn't retarded?

>>83251348
I thought that one was rated NC-17.