Beach Summer Fun Buddies Forever Edition
Previous: >>83247836
>"New" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
>>83254883
Dibs on Lapis.
Which gem has best legs?
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
I can't help but wonder if you'd be happier with me
How much more pain will I have to suffer, to meet you once again?
One more time, oh seasons, don't disappear
Your selfish nature made me love you even more
One more chance, the memories stopped my legs
One more chance, I cannot choose my next destination
I'm always searching, for your figure to appear somewhere
On the the other shore, in the sands along the waves
Even though I know you couldn't be at such a place
If my wish were to come true, I would be at your side right away
There would be nothing I couldn't do
I would put everything on the risk and hold you tight, I'll show you.
If I just wanted to distract my loneliness, anybody would have been enough.
The stars seems like it will fall in the night which is why i can't lie to myself.
One more time, oh seasons, don't disappear
Even in the midst of my dreams
Even though I know you couldn't be at a place like this!
If a miracle were to happen, I would want to show you immediately
A new morning, who I'll be from now on
And the words i never said called: "I Love You"
The memories of summer are revolving
If my wish were to come true, I would return to your side right away
There would be nothing I couldn't do
I would risk everything and hold you tight I'll show you!
I always end up looking for your smile, to appear somewhere
If our lives could be united,
No matter how many lifetimes it could be I will always chase after you!
What I would have wanted then would then be nothing
Other Then You Oh Lady Of The Sea!
>>83254894
Could you maybe remind us daily? Like, just once a day? Not every fucking thread?
Thanks, that'd be great. Faggot.
Last chance ta PLACE YA BETS! Your vote really does matter anon!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10331253
>>83254923
>>83254883
xth for that text wrapping in the op
>>83254923
Steven, because he has actual legs.
>>83254894
Wish to discuss this harvesting that Peri was afraid of. What would have been harvested and why?
why is italian steven superior in every way to american steven?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ5o89GXxO8
>>83254923
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83254933
Do I really have to come out of retirement just to show you how to meme properly?
>>83254960
Don't act stupid, Rebecca.
christian lapis when?
>>83254960
I thought you planned the entire series ahead, you should know this.
>>83254923Centipeetle
>>83254987
Fuck off imposter, cold tea guy is dead
>>83254972
Only Italian Pearl is superior and Amy is basically the same, everyone else is a shit.
>>83255008
never fuck you.
>>83254894
What even is the show on the left?
>>83254985
>cankles
gross
>>83254960
suck the life force out of her to power their technology and use the gem carcass as decoration
>>83255036
Some Jap shite, ignore him
>>83255036
sailor naruto
>>83255020
does the mere idea of christian lapis trigger you?
>>83254985
Oh god whoever drew this needs some lessons on how to draw feet
>>83255036
Judging from art style I'd guess Sailor Moon
>>83254883
>https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
why do you guys never have the better iTunes rip Mega link in the OP anymore?
>>83254993
>implying im memeing
do it anyway
Why are all the annoying meme posters Lapisfags
>>83255077
It makes no sense! I couldn't give a shit if it was lapis or pearl or sapphire, it makes no sense for them to accept a human religion one that they would have been around to see the formation of too.
>>83255137
Because most people are Lapisfags
>>83254989
She's elusive, elegant, a gourmet parfait with handmade whipped cream
She's sweet, savoury, supreme, undeniable, my foremost and absolute dream
Has three been any word on when we get new episodes? Is Summer of Steven still happening from June?
>>83255146
>Because most retards are Lapisfags
Fixed that for you my dude
>>83255121
vaping is for brain dead faggots
>>83255137
it just makes sense that the worst posters would love worst gem
>>83255121
Yo what the fuck why is the monster can outlined with the same outline as Jasper it makes no fucking sense it doesn't even seem like an art style thing it just seems bad
This is the mom gem
Anyone got the new storyboarder's twitter? Colin, or something?
>>83255143
neither does mating with a human but hey man curiosity is curiosity
>>83255097
both /co/ and /trash/ have been using that link for a good while, which one are you talking about?
>>83255180
wrong
>>83255200
is it a monster can or monster brand phone cover?
>>83255202
This is the superior mom gem
I suppose Lapis taking responsibility for her actions regarding Jasper (and the acknowledgement by others that she has done wrong) will have to wait until Jasper actually shows up again.
Because there's a whole lot else on the water witch plate right now they have to work with
>Lapis CG hatred
>Lapis making amends/bonding with each CG (this is the biggie)
>Lapis meeting humans
>s'more backstory needed
my fav gems
lapis
pearrrrrllaaaa
jasper
My wife.
>>83255218
https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
Reminder this is the same guy from last thread who was spamming some fanfic he found.
>>83255229
You might be right but it still doesn't work out, not to mention her creepy wrinkly fingers
Lady of the chaps, happy as my faps
Can't help but wonder if she'd let me touch her baps
Lady of the peetle, happy as can beetle
Can't help but wonder if she'd sit upon my needle
>>83255221
>This guy used to draw cute stuff early on.
>Find out his name.
>Visit his tumblr.
>>83255039
>rose's feet
>gross
pick one m8
/sug/ is boring autistic instead of fun autistic now
>>83255271
This is golden
>>83255242
Dream on anon, Lapis will continue to be the victim and never have anybody call her on her shit
Jasper will have to kiss Lapis' ass before she's accepted into the Crystal Gems
Zuke reblog. love this
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/145069395484/icamebyunicorn-a-little-peri-and-bob-for-you
>>83255216
No no no, getting freaky with another speices is curiousity. Getting into religion isn't something you do just to see its something you take up when you need something else to believe in other than yourself cause you feel that insecure about life the universe and everything in it. Fuck you and fuck your fetish for religious characters. Plus, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be taking up a human one when they probably have at least one back at home.
I just saw Say Uncle. The fuck.
>>83255285
name?
>>83255312
Be the change you wish to see, anon. Incite whimsy and insanity.
I want to rape the Zuke.
>>83255312
Whine about it some more, that will definitely help
>>83255271
kek
also, what does everyone think of love like you being from centipeetle's perspective? the leaked episode names point to her return and she could very well become an integral character in the next arc
>When I see the way you look
>Shaken by how long it took
>I could do about anything
>I could even learn how to love like you
this is the blue gem
>>83255312
It don't matter.
None of this matters.
>>83255356Decadent candy.
Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
>>83255348
*tips*
can't want to see christian themes with lapis and then jasper rising again and then redemption
>>83255349
The fuck what?
Why the fuck is it the best episode? Because it is.
>>83255348
>>83255327
I will never accept this. Lapis isn't even settled down yet really, by Jasper time comes around this all be pertinent
>Sugar: Malachite was formed out of deception and revenge
Straight from The Sweets' mouth. That's all lapis, baby
>>83255365
Go to your room anon.
>>83255376
I think that's a bit of a reach but I'd pay actual money for this to be the case. I'm pretty sure it's solidly a Rose Quartz song, though. Is that not her singing the song? It sounds like her to me.
>>83255403
I wanna know why Giant Flying Realistic Tiger didn't get any lines.
>>83254959
>>83255002
>>83255365
dude same
>>83255386
Don't impose the role reversal on me.
>>83255356
>>83255389
Seriously, Don't do it anon.
>>83255160
You got some good taste there, anon.
>>83255426
>>83255160Either I blush easy or you are very good at flattery. I am inclining towards the second one
>>83254894
Don't you ever tire of this idiocy?
>>83254933
At least you put some effort into it this time...
>>83254960
You tell us!
>>83254972
>Italian child singing
That's just not fair, dude.
>>83255425
At least she had cute moments with Lion
>>83255365
Are you a big girl? She'd probably let you
>>83255376
Given the present tense nature of the song, the fact that the song indicates that Rose could still actively do something for the receiver of the message, and the fact that it seems to be about Rose "learning" how to love, I'm 99% sure that it's primarily if not wholly from Rose to Greg.
>>83255458
>blushing over purple prose
What are you, a teenager?
post yfw Lapis is an 29 years old male
>>83255376
It's about Rose. It's about fucking Rose.
Who else can "see the way [the interlocutor] acts / wondering when [they're] coming back"?
>>83255466
oh you know the song i took it from?
>>83255396
If that happens I'm dropping the show.
>>83255271
i like you
>>83255509
Looks like I'm gay.
>>83255216
>>83255509
His name is literally bob
>>83255509
She'd make a good partner for YD
I have a bug girl fetish, but I need the bug girls to be somewhat anthropomorphicized to be attracted to them. Centipeetle is too feral as she is. But, her gem form probably won't have any insectile traits at all, and I doubt it'll be as interesting as any of the fan designs for her. This is suffering.
>>83255509
Well duh, his name is Bob
>>83255544
you won't be missed
>>83254960
Homeworld most likely uses gems as a power source, similar to Lapis powering the mirror. But what gems do they use? Prisoners, damaged gems, specially grown donor gems?
You think seeing different pearls or rubies is crazy? Wait til we see a properly made Amethyst, now THAT will be crazy.
>>83255458It'd do the world a great service to give everyone the sight of your cute blushing, yet another benefit to loving you.
A decadent sensation, the senses overwhelmed with sugary delight.
And yet, something tells me your soft, needy kisses would make my world much more bright.
>>83255449
I consider myself a connoisseur, I'm glad you enjoy.
>>83255608
probably a jasper sized amy
That helmet can absorb some hella shock
GOOD MORNING
>>83254942
Good day, straw poll anon
>>83255603
>donor gems
Paaa-leeese, we all know they are slave/stock gems grown to be used like fucking cattle... now let us commence with the harvesting art!
>>83255623
>>83255458
Don't you two ignore me, you exchange Tumblrs right now and flirt up a storm over messenger. You love each other. Get to know each other better and see if something can really flourish here.
>>83255627
>hella
this shit bothers me whenever it's used and idk why, same shit with cheers
>>83255266
>implying I didn't write that masterpiece
I'd post it again, just for you, if I didn't have to leave right now
>>83255627
Where does she pull the destabilizer from tho?
>>83255608
Her VA mentioned that she had to do a "mean" voice. So its happening.
>>83254933
Howdy, lady of the sea anon
>>83255682
Her jiggling vulva.
>>83255655
raceplay but with gems
i like it
Hey so... I just downloaded the soundtrack, and I was wondering... are there any fan made covers that I can use for my iTunes? The widescreen one from the zip file doesn't do at all...
>>83255623
As do I, anon. Allow us to bask in our own palatial glory, looking down upon these other austic faggots from on high. We are a pedestal of opulence, a grandios statement of taste and class, ascending the bounds of mortality and taking our rightful place among the gods.
>>83255674
Hella cheers
>>83255682
Special cape compartment
>>83255663
Garnet, calm the fuck down.
>>83255714
A bunch of Pearls kept in a cage, only the prettiest get taken as slaves/servants while the rest are culled to be used for gem tech.
>>83255746
Stay out of this, Pearl. You just want to keep everyone else single and yearning for affection they'll never have like yourself.
>>83255746
HEY PEA-EARL
>>83255738
kys you double nigger cunt
>>83255791
>>83255733
Uh,
>>83255786
Why in God's name are you bringing that abomination over here?
>>83255821
>>83254989
The new guy beat you on the first try. Pathetic shell.
>>83255838
Are you saying Mr. Blobby is Amethyst? Why are you doing this? We've all had enough.
>>83255877
Mr. Blobby's actually Rose Quartz.
>>83255254
Your wife hates Earth and is completely antisocial. Your choice indicates emotional problems.
>>83255271
You. I like you.
My wife.
>>83255815
Much better now
>>83255627
Both Peri and Lapis cringe the moment they see the destabilizer. Makes you wonder about the torture methods they have back at Homeworld
Well.
We don't have much to discuss.
Or do we?
Anyway, are you guys playing any games, watching any movies, or what?
>>83255299
Her feet are drawn very poorly in that first one.
>>83255349
>I just saw Say Uncle.
See, that was your mistake. You eat dogshit and are surprised if it tastes bad.
>>83255905
bm once again demonstrates she has superb taste
>>83255090
>>83255934
They're drawn...almost exactly how Steven's are.
>>83255439
isn't that bad, there's some good stuff
>>83255931
Watching the ATHF movie and writing some lapidot fic.
>>83255202
>>83255234
STEVEN'S MOMS HAVE GOT IT GOIN' ON
THEY’RE ALL I WANT AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG
STEVEN, CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST NOT THE GUY FOR ME
I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG, BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH STEVEN'S MOMS
>>83255934
I chuckled at most of it. Why where people upset at it?
>THAT'S NOT MY BABY
>>83255663
I'll freely admit that I'd be eager to, but I don't want lady of the sea - anon to feel pressured or anything to meet any standards. Maybe they just want it to be this, love notes to cherish fondly.As long as they're happy, I'm happy.
So you two are going to be this way, huh? Denying yourselves a shot at true, lasting happiness? Are you afraid? Will you just keep to these threads, keep pretending, and let the yearning build up over time? You're always going to wonder about the other person, about the chance to find happiness outside of these threads, and one day, it'll be too much and you'll cave in, asking for a handle or URL. I can feel your mutual passion and it's worth exploring.
Don't do anything you're not comfortable doing. Think on it. But don't make yourself uncomfortable in the long run by wondering what could have been. You're both beautiful.
>>83256083
YOU FUCKING LIAR
YOU ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE FUN OF HIM
>>83256083
I fully respect that, you two are just too precious, and I could see real love notes happening here.
Pearl pooped on Mayor Dewey's chest.
>>83256047
Could you make that a little smaller?
>>83256085
Garnet please.
>>83256157
>Pearl
>pooping
>>83256169
>not wanting to be an experience
Okay, now you've got me picturing Garnet muttering greentext phrases to herself.
>>83255389
>Looks
Heheheheheh.
>>83255524
See, now you just spoiled it.
>>83255682
Between her boobs.
>>83255733
You mean the retard booth next to the bathroom - the one where the light is kinda wonky so the occupants can't see each others faces all that well.
>>83255905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RaHTDNude4
Seriously. Back in the day, Lapis was wearing that 'Ain't no wifey' cap, wasn't she?
>>83255931
Future episodes. But the thread is annoyingly neurotypical today.
>>83255759
Neat
This is the blue gem.
>>83256120
Stop projecting. If you're a sociopath, freely admit it, and you'll have a lot more fun.
>>83254972
>That Peal
Wow.
>>83256198
I don't like the blue gem.
>>83256211
>>83256047
>>83256198
These are the blue gem's legs.
>>83255905
fuck off cuck
>>83256224
pearrrrrrla is best pearl
>>83254972
steven sounds like fucking Alvin the chipmunk
>>83255905
is a lesbian and a bitch
>>83256263
You first fuckboy.
>>83254972
Reminder that Napoli is the worst city on Italy.
>>83256198
I did not know that.
>>83256317
Get out Steven.
>>83255973
The only person whose feet are drawn with care and attention in the series is Stevonnie.
(Well, and Pearl on that one occasion).
>>83256047
...It's not 'Rinaldo'?
>>83256085
>You're both beautiful.
Although not as beautiful as the flames when they crash and burn.
>>83256317
And this is Sadie and Connie.
>>83256256
These are the green gem's legs.
Why can't we get more gems?
>>83256345
O-oh jeez
>>83256352
Lilac Pearl is mine and only mine.
>>83256085
You've got my thanks in any case, anon. I'm glad you're concerned for us.And, whatever happens, I'll always treasure these moments with them.
>>83256191
I actually meant the Taco Bell kitchen, being ground into a fine paste as our innards are slowly churned in a vat of blue and green acid.
>>83256301
why?
SHITTING OUT A WINDOW BOSS
is pearl a buttslut?
>>83255449
These two do give me bbrae vibes.
>>83256426
Pearl shut the fuck up, you know why
>>83256426
Get back in the cage.
>>83256292
>>83256352
>Matte Olivine
yes
>>83254989
I love you. Can you please tell me you love me again?
>>83256452
>>83256452
That just looks like a white diamond peridot.
I just did some math and there is no possible way gems have anywhere near 30 day months going off Peridot's logs and known shit like New Years.
>>83256083
>>83256047
Did the guy who posted the "poster below is Ronaldo" remove his post because he didn't want to ridiculetrue love?
>>83256452
as fake as the jasper w/ the broken gem leak
>>83256488
Show me the math
>animation errors
How did I not notice Amethyst's door not closing during Together Breakfast?
3:30 mark btw
>>83256452
Nah not even a good attempt
Aw shit guys, what if Too Short To Ride starts with Steven taking Lapis and Peridot to the amusement park and trying out all of the rides and games?
>mfw they want to try the house of mirrors
>>83256452
>Every fusion in-show has been shown to be mostly unique with some aspects of its component gems coming through.
>Fan fusions just mash the two designs together for the most part.
/sug/ i need help
i downloaded a opal shimeji some time ago and now there are 8 of them and 2 of them are dating...
is it selfcest or a foursome?
>>83256562
Selfcest
>>83256562
Both.
>>83256452
That looks really crappy anon
>>83256507
I tried and 4chan thought it was spam.
That's why I just posted the short version.
But some of the evidence is we know she was captured 30 days before the end of season 2 which would put her captured 7 days after Keep It Together.
Try and fit Keeping It Together, Catch and Release, and all the episodes in between into 8 days.
>>83256598
Yeah well, since I'm not really good at math I'll believe you.
>>83256544
>tfw it's true but some of them are pretty neat
>>83256527
>Garnet decides that Ruby and Sapphire should try being separate for a bit.
>Ruby, Sapphire, Peridot, Amethyst and Steven aren't allowed on a roller coaster.
>>83256452
Why does everyone give every Peridot fusion those dumb pointy anime glasses
She doesn't even wear glasses,she wears a visor
>>83256615
that's actually ugly as fuck desu
>>83256527
I hope so, I want more PTSD feels
>>83256544
The curse of a fandom, taking the core concept of a part of any media and reducing it to just that, ignoring all the nuances and subtle aspects that make something truly great.
>>83256618I'd really want them to be separate for a while just so they can developI mean completely separate not just them fucking each other 24/7
>tfw too short
>oh well guess we gotta fuse
>>83256615
lmao that is horrifying
Are those fucking cornrows?
>>83256389
Shine on, the both of you, whatever the case may be.
>>83256630
what about this one,desu?
>>83256085
shut up garnet
>>83256676
>limb enhancers
Lol no
>>83255663
As the opulence anon, I call being the wingman of one.
>>83256562
what are shimeji and how do I get some
>>83256452
>that line width
at least the jasper got it down
>>83256657
>Thanks to Peridot being uncomfortable with Fusing, they stand on each other's shoulders.
>>83256676
no to limb enhancers but you're on the right track
>>83256345
>someone colored my sketch
Oh SHIT
>>83256744
shijemis are little characters who wander around your screen
>>83256345
The heels kill it. (In the bad way).
>>83256396
Ouch. Love is hard.
>>83256433
She'd have to have a butt for that.
>>83256781
Yeah I know that
>>83256802
Womp Womp.
>>83255266
>Human Lapis is literally just Rose Lalonde
well, her element was water...
>>83256804
here is the opal one desu
www.deviantart.com/art/Opal-Shimeji-DOWNLOAD-IN-DESCRIPTION-602490863
>>83256389
>>83256085
>>83256083
I have no idea what to do about all of this
I have no idea what to do about any of this
>>83256618
>Ruby and Sapphire fuse, Garnet runs on board.
>Amy shapeshifts herself to be taller
>Steven goads Peri into fusing with him
who /atl/ here?
so i'm doing a second playthrough on diamond mode and amethyst is a whole level behind because she died in two battles. combined with the fact that i stack defense on her it just makes her pretty useless.
but when i was facing the green gem boss both garnet and pearl got poofed with the enemies pretty much at full health. no rose's tears or anything. by spamming steven's bubble+heal, amy's whip attack, and a hell of a lot of star fruit i beat the boss in about 10 minutes (the gem monster heals the clones more than i can do damage, but it can't heal itself so i had to kill it without focusing on the clones). amethyst has redeemed herself to my party and is now conveniently caught up in levels as well
I've never seen the show before, but just caught some reruns on CN. Plot episodes we good, filler episodes were miserable.
Is there a "watch these" list like The Clone Wars has?
But the real question is
Why is Peridot best gem?
>>83256860
No. Go away lore fag.
>>83256857
>Pearl has Homestar Runner eyes.
>>83256465
I love you too
>>83256452
Anon...
>>83256868
She's not.
>>83255366
Please tell me this is considered Lappy Fresh
>>83256868
i don't know,anon
>>83256860
if you plan to eventually watch it all regardless, then start from the beginning and go in order. it's the best experience and most "filler" episodes aren't COMPLETE filler
if you're still trying to get hooked then try 1, 2, 12, 16, 20, 25, 26
>>83256857
So when is Attack the Light 2
>>83256882
You've inspired me to start writing again. When I get enough written, would you like to read it? I would like someone else to.
>>83256848
Don't worry about a thing, please. Just follow your heart, or at least wing it in a way that seems something like what your heart would say.I'll support you, no matter what, please don't fear. You've taken dull, dreary days and filled them with such grand cheer.
No matter what, I'll always love you.[/spoiler[
>>83256910
No, fuck off back to your dead show
>>83256941
Whoops, forgot a picture.
>>83256941
yes, of course, I would be pleased to
>>83256966
Alright, I will do just thatI love you too, forget that not
>>83256941
Please, write, write, write everything you could ever want. Don't hold back, what you'll make is something truly special.
>>83256936
never
>>83256936
>>83256857
So uh
What is Attack the Light? Can I play it without giving Turner Corp any money?
>>83256882
Lady of the Sea anon is the nicest person in these threads.
>>83256352
>You will never have a passionate, Gomez and Morticia Addams-esque relationship with Black Pearl
>>83256868Because I relate to her in a lot of ways
>>83256860
>filler episodes
There's like 4 of these.
What you thought was filler, wasn't filler.
Everything comes up again later. Episode 6 will get an offhand mention in episode 65. Episode 2 is completely god damn meaningless until episode 36. Episode 3 sets shit up for Episode 38. 34 sets up 79. This show has continuity out the ass.
You can skip Garnet's World, Say Uncle, and 99% of Steven and the Stevens and Winter Forecast.
>>83256860
Oh, and make sure you watch Political Power before The Return/Jailbreak.
Many listings put it after another episode, and it sucks.
-.-
>>83256860
I agree with the suggested episodes of >>83256931 but highly recomend watching everything, the "filler" episodes are essential wold builders, and set you up for later episodes. Later episodes will not make sense if you skip stuff.
here's the high quality downloads if you want them. https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>>83257078
>Skipping Say Uncle
>When Steven learns about his shield.
>>83257003
Great. When I get ten or so pages down, I'll type it out again and send it to you.
>>83257013
Thank you, it feels awesome to have someone like you backing me. I love you, fellow peridot anon.
>>83257104
completely non canon, m8. He learns about his shield in the moment through pure power of friendship.
>>83257003As if I could, for I love you too.
>yfw Peridot is basically Meowth.
>>83256527
>Steven, Connie and Peridot go to Funland
>bored older sister Lapis chaperons, glums around like an angsty teen
>until it becomes clear she's the only one tall enough to ride any of the cool rides
>starts enjoying herself, rides the roller coaster with the Cool Kids
>gemlet_jealousy.jpg
>>83257049
the game is pretty cheap don't be a jew
>>83256868
Don't question it anon. Just let it be and embrace the whole experience that is best gem
>>83256868
I don't actually like her that much. I see too much of myself in her to enjoy her presence
>>83257126
By protecting Uncle Grandpa from the Gems' retard rage.
>>83257078
People are saying Garnet's Universe was foreshadowing?
Was it literally just the companions she had?
I think it's skippable in a filler point of view but it's still cute to watch.
Say Uncle is useless though.
The rest is subjective but i thought Winter Forecast gave more insight on Garnet's Future Vision?
>>83257146
>Steven, Connie, Amethyst, Ruby, Sapphire, and Peridot can't get on the roller coaster.
>Pearl and Lapis get on.
>Lapis pouts through the whole thing.
>Pearl, while enjoying herself, forgets to fucking duck when the roller coaster enters the tunnel.
>She spends the next 5 episodes reforming from smashing her face into solid fucking concrete.
>>83257208
Her gem is on her head, she can't survive that
>>83257147
yeah but I'm broke
>>83257197
Steven has psychic powers, that's how he predicted Garnet's companions
>>83257208
Pearl isn't that tall
>>83257108
It's my pleasure, anon. I know how hard it is being a writer in a world where drawn art takes the forefront, especially these days. It's a beautiful craft, and I fear it'll be forgotten some day. You're a precious gem we can't replace.
>>83257175
That was all just a genjutsu.
>>83257197
Garnet's universe was foreshadowing.
Yes.
Okay.
Obviously.
That's why I said 99%. Literally the only thing you learn about future vision is in a few seconds towards the end.
>>83256931
There were four interesting episodes in a row: Garnet finding the mis-fused gems; Steven talking to Lapis in his dreams; Pearl tricking Garnet into fusing; and Garnet splitting back into Ruby and Saphire
It was then followed by the Play episode and 15 minutes of Onion, which killed all the interest I had from the previous hour.
I honestly liked that first part, but I can't put up with stuff like the last 2 episodes.
>>83256931
...Hold up, isn't the Kindergarden in Jersey (not New Jersey)?
>>83257208
what kind of roller coaster requires that?
>>83257232
The nose cushions most of the impact.
>>83257238
Wow thanks.
>>83257049
really well-made paper mario-type rpg. the game has its own lines spoken by the VAs as well as lines taken from the show, filled with great references as well
it's only $2.99 on google play, well worth the money
>>83257143
Peridot with a brooklyn accent would give me pleasure beyond compare
>>83257261
>Pearl sits indian style in the seat.
>Or stands mid ride to see if Steven's OK.
>>83257236
She's taller than me though.
>>83257260
possibly since it can be reached by train in a day. Of course, that might be the site of transmitter since I think it can be reached by walking in a day
>>83257287
>PERIDOT, DAT'S RITE!
>>83257236
you could get a pirated apk if you use android, dunno about ios, i got it for free
>>83257275
>>83257238
you are both such sweet people, I am happy that you are in this world.Keep watch for each other, yes? I may not be here one day and I would be so sad should something happen to you both
>>83257143
But Meowth actually was the leader of that division of Team Rocket
>>83257286
Or you can go to kat
>>83257380
>>83257341
The large robonoid reached it in a few hours, but it probably ambulates pretty fast.
>>83257286
alright, it'll give me something to do at work
turns out firewatch is a really really boring job
except sometimes when there's literally fire everywhere and it's time to panic
>>83256857
I hope the next one lets you choose characters for your party so I can have my superior pure HW team.
Dogcopter's parents were cats
>>83257380
>implying peridot isn't the great and lovable leader of the crystal gems
>>83257429
>>>/reddit/
>>83257413
We actually don't know whether or not Jasper is a HW gem, m8.
Got this request from last night done.
But dammit, I can not figure out how to shade these characters hair most of the time. Especially Lapis' weird pomp thing.
>>83257444
She's certainly loyal to them. But you're right. She may have been in a Kindergarten on Earth.
When did everyone in this thread become gay for each other?
>>83257413
alright /co/, it's time to pick your teams
>Amethyst
>Centipeetle
>Peridot
>>83257429
garnet?
>>83257444
what the fuck is she then anon
>>83257379
Sure. We're all in this together. But I don't want to see you go. It would hurt my heart.
>>83257477
A Jasper.
>>83257471
is garnet really 5'8?
>>83257379
I wish I could say the same for you. But, alas, I want to say so much more, still yet a fraction of what warmth and love you fill me with. I hope you're fine with letting me try.I love you, I love you, I love you, sweetheart.
Even when we've not spoken for years and years, you'll still be in my heart. I'll watch out for them, don't you worry. Anything for you.
>>83257407
have you played firewatch on steam? do you have comments on the accuracy because that game made me feel like the loneliest motherfucker on the planet
have fun with the game anon, it'll probably take over your life for a few days
>>83257418
Slow down there, Steve Rogers.
>>83257463
Fuck if I know anon.
All this gayness is making me sick.
You know, I should probably address the fact that there were MULTIPLE gem wars on earth prior to 5000ya but I don't think we know enough to guess how many wars there were or what the timeline was
>>83257454
What's the original image?
>>83257463
We were gay from the start, anon. Embrace it.
>>83257462
Fuck me I hope they pull a sisters/this is your home arc with her and Amethyst.
>Kindergarten Kid is a Jasper episode
I need this
>>83257526
But how many where fought with a nudist army of Jasper?
>>83257469
>Sapphire
>Lapis
>JasperFreeze them then go ape shit with physical and magical attack
>>83257526
You've presented us a fact without proof. Show evidence, or be doomed to the shithole with the rest of the theorists.
>>83257463
has always been this way
>>83257496
It's canon, Docgopter is half-cat.
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/136626403061/keep-beach-city-spoiler-free
"Ug! I hope you’ve seen the movie because that’s pretty much the big ending. Dogcopter dies defending the planet but then he comes back to life because he’s actually part cat and cats have 9 lives. Anyway, the movie was pretty much ruined. So now I’m back. Spoilers are the worst."
>>83257531
>>83257469
>Peridot
>Amethyst
>Jasper
>>83255242
Jasper fucked with Lapis and paid for it. She could have let Lapis go instead of prodding her rage at the CG too. She poked the bear one too many times.
What you want will never happen.
The people Lapis should apologize to aren't the gems, who have basically all screwed her over at one point or another, it's the entire human race. And in particular Greg and Connie.
>Amethyst hijacks Greg's van.
>Sinks it in the ocean.
>>83257594
>Greg now has a houseboat
>>83257588
>Sorry I stole the Ocean.
>Yeah, you should be, you fucking Cobra Commander.
>>83257594
But why would she do that.
>>83257469
Peridot
Lapis
Tard Ruby
>>83257548
that was just artistic abstraction. The jaspers weren't nude
>>83257557
It's mentioned in The Return. Jasper says "I was there you know. At the first war for this garbage planet"
>>83257623
>>83257594
>Steven has a fucking beach house.
>Greg owns a barn.
>SLEEPS IN A VAN.
>>83257197
the deal with that episode is that it Garnet was still the strong silent leader of the group who never spoke much, and therefore had very few episodes focus on her (and even Arcade Mania didn't get much dialogue out of her). It merly serves as a Garnet centered episode, and although the 'story' is irrelevant to the rest of the show, the interaction between Steven and Garnet finally shows us the sort of relationship she has with Steven (pretty much the start of Garnet being best mom).
>>83257469
Jasper
Garnet
Lapis if there is water nearby, Pearl if not
>>83257564
>steven dies defending the planet but then he comes back to life because he’s part gem
DEEPEST LORE
>>83257641
Cause autism?
>>83257564
>halfboth his parents were cats
>>83257679
You forgot the carwash he also owns.
>>83257679
The gems keep him from entering the house.
>>83257641
She goes to start it up for him.
Panics when she remembers his 2 foot long murder cock used to smash the pussy of a rock, and drives right into the ocean.
>>83257557
oh, also, I forgot to add to >>83257653
Greg also hastily mentioned something along the lines and has seemed like he was hiding personal involvement in one of the wars when he was younger
>Greg: Yeah. But these other Gems aren't like your mother. They aren't like Garnet, Amethyst, or Pearl. They aren't gonna start caring about people now. They didn't the first time they...
>Steven: The first time they what?
>Greg: I mean, it was thousands of years ago! It's-it's not like I was there! *looks at Steven*
>>83257564
Ah shoot. I haven't seen those posts. The crew actually had a meal post last week like they used, too.
>>83257495
uh, anon my job title is "firewatch"
I watch things to make sure they don't catch on fire and then put them out when they do
>>83254933
That shit don't even rhythm
>>83257722
>Pearl, what are you doing?
>Greg keeps coming in here.
>Greg crawls through the door
>She chases him with a broom.
>>83257731
We've seen Greg meeting Rose. He wasn't involved in the war. Old theory is dead.
>>83257641
She has a dark criminal past
>I never started a car with a key before
>>83257758
>poetry needs to rhyme
someone get this pleb outta here
>yfw the ending theme is aLapis and Jasper duet
>>83257845
Why would Amethyst need a car anyways?
>>83257770
Well no, he's obviously not thousands of years old, but there are a few possibilities:
1: homeworld returned once before after greg met rose
2: time travel is involved, which we know gems were capable of from both the Pilot and Steven and the Stevens
3: Greg served as Rose's knight at one point just as Connie does for Steven
4: Greg used Lapis's mirror at some point to see the whole history of the war
>>83257872
To look cool.
>>83257866
>>83257866
more like do it
>>83257859
>i can just put words on a page with no meter or anything and call it poetry
I want /lit/ to leave. Every post on 4chan is poetry by that measure
>>83257881
>4: Greg used Lapis's mirror at some point to see the whole history of the war
Lapis saw 5 minutes of the war
>3: Greg served as Rose's knight at one point just as Connie does for Steven
Greg admits he hasn't exercised in decades, Connie does daily sword training
>2: time travel is involved, which we know gems were capable of from both the Pilot and Steven and the Stevens
The device from Steven and the Stevens was only accessible once per 100 years
>1: homeworld returned once before after greg met rose
No they didn't or the gems wouldn't have been flipping out over the course of S1
>>83257872
So she can drive. Duh.
Why not just send Greg to Homeworld?
Greg 'If you're a rock, you're riding my cock' Universe.
>>83257944
Darn tootin'.
>>83258011
But then where would she get the golf club?
>>83258011
Why drive when she can become a helicopter and probably a car?
So if a gem shapeshifted sexual organs they wouldn't have nerve endings right? So if you had sex with one they would just be sitting there doing nothing well you do it right
>>83258051
>Steven learns to drive inside of Amy to make sure he's safe.
>It's not accurate but Amy can feel him twisting the wheel and turns accordingly
>Steven will need to wash his hands afterwords
hue hue.
>>83257469
>Pearl (her abilities are OP in the first game)
>Lapis (probably has some fancy water moves)
>Centipeetle (if she can still spit acid because that shit is tight)
>And Steven!
>>83257967
pearl gave the mirror to steven for the explicit purpose of teaching him about any point in gem history, and she was only abandoned at the end of the [last] war
>>83258051
We've already been over this. We've discussed it until we were all blue in the face.
>>83257078
>Steven and the Steven's
>the episode that shows time travel is real
Just you wait until the big twist arrives
>>83257751
i realized that, i was asking if your job is anything like firewatch the game?
>>83258051
Well, so she could turn into a car DRIVING A CAR
>>83258114
And the verdict was?
>>83258091
Amethyst got food poisoning so wrong.
>>83258099
Pearl knew fuck all about the mirror
>>83258136
I dunno. I passed out and banged my head pretty hard after going blue in the face. It was touch and go for a while.
>>83258114
I only turned a very light turquoise, I've still got a ways to go
>>83258091
gems bodies do all sorts of things they shouldn't be able to. Pearl has saliva, Amethyst got food poisoning, and both garnet and amethyst got headaches after sugilite was poofed
>>83258144
she had it for decades, if not millenia anon. and lapis was still abandoned only at the end of the war
>>83258174
nickel consumption helps
>>83258166
>>83258174
Dress up as Lapis and Sapphire and put yourselves in the /sug/ stockades
Was the two and a half years ride for this worth it?
>You'll never go up to pearl and ask who'd win.
>The Sun, enough lions to fill the sun, or enough bees to fill the lions that fill the sun.
>She'll never answer 'the sun, obviously'
>You'll never ask "What if they fought at night?"
>>83258214
>if not millennia
Not millenia
Do you ever feel just feel good about yourself, /co/? I was sitting here per usual and now im filled with warm fuzzies. And the fuzzies demand that i inform you that youre a wonderful person and im glad that you show up to these threads. You would be missed if you didnt and your friends appreciate you even if they dont outright say it.
>>83258247
Jasper isn't there and Yellow Diamond isn't the new mascot for the Fry shop, so the ride hasn't ended yet.
What are some unsolved questions in SU that you guys haven't seen a good theory for?
>>83257961
>implying they aren't
>>83258273
Love you, you mushy optimist, you.
>>83258144
>>83258214
So gem orgasms are a thing?
>>83258292
Why pearl had to sing and dance to summon police tape.
>>83256352
requesting this image to be roll-able
It just hit me. Pearl was such a raging lesbian because she comes from clams.
>>83258319
I refer you back to Pearl discussing Rose's lachrymal essence where I assure you she came.
>>83257078
Steven and the stevens was great though
>>83258378
What episode?
>>83258371
Holy fuck
>>83258371
oysters
But otherwise, yeah, that's the joke.
>>83258273
That's niceI'm just on a trip with my friend right now and they're fucking miserable implying it's my fault that it's hot and I'm miserable to because of it.
Besides that, it's pretty alright
>>83258342
maybe the police tape wasn't actually stored in her but was created from her gem like a weapon?
>>83257469
>Lapis
>Peridot
>Jasper
Homeworld Might
>>83255931
Playing enter the gungeon and overwatch. Going to attempt to draw SU/overwatch fanart
>>83255389
oh sweet fuck why did i tempt fate
>>83257078
yeah given that theres no new info and no new character insight, garnets world and say uncle really are skippable if you have no time for non canon fun time.
>>83258313
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>83258413
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2z550z
3:38
>>83256426
Fucking blonde cinnamon bun hairdo wearing queers in pink/blue jumpsuits posing on street corners and pretending they're with the Families.
>>83258413
In "An Indirect Kiss" she says "Rose's LACRIMAL ESSENCE~"
Gif related.
>>83258502
>not using the edit
>>>/tumblr/
>>83258525
>Pearl: And in the center of the garden-- Rose's Fountain, overflowing with your mother's healing, lacrimal essence!
I'll just bet her overflowing fountain was in the center of her garden.
>>83258526
This show needs a human named Claude just to fuck with Peri for one episode.
>>83258564
It's just so uncomfortable how palpable Pearl's resentment of Steven's existence is sometimes. I'll never forget that she saw him falling off that edge and walked away to let him die or pull himself back up.
>>83258371
I don't get it.
>>83258596
Why shouldn't she? Rose walked away from her.
>>83258596
I find it fascinating. It's fucked up, sure, but it also is a really interesting part of her character. It makes it all the more sweeter when she has moments where she cares for Steven as Steven.
I think it's all but said outright that she didn't want to be near him as a baby.
>>83258596
What about her sperging about roses fountain indicates she doesn't like Steven?
>>83258648
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clam
>>83258596
i see people talking about how 'the crystal gems always make steven feel awful for existing' but it's like, it's ONLY pearl. amethyst understands his situation, garnet loves him for who he is, but pearl? ouch.
So, I've been thinking about the idea of Jasper being redeemed at the end of the season and it strikes me that there are a few things that would have to happen for it to make sense
>Jasper has to view homeworld as weak to break her trust in them
>Jasper has to view earth and humans as strong in order to respect and value them
>Jasper has to realize that fusion isn't enough to make her strong in order to change her militant view
This can't all happen in one episode, maybe not even in a two-parter, but how it happens is important.
I can't say how she'll see homeworld as weak, but as for the other stuff, there's really only one way it can happen:Conniehas to be the one to defeat Jasper and do it out of her love for Steven
>>83258750
>Homeworld apparently wants to kill her
>Alone at Sea will address this
>Know Your Fusion will address this
there
>>83258750
No, Garnet or Amethyst would be most appropriate. They are "freaks of nature" that Jasper despises. Plus Connie is nowhere near Jasper's level. I'm predicting Jasper is going to get amnesia though to justify her defection from homeworld.
>>83258750
Jasper becomes the clusters new heart
there jasperdemption
>>83257143
pearl is much more like meowth ig you factor in the backstory. like identical.
>>83258750
If Connie defeats a gem ever people will scream Mary Sue and hate her more. I'm not saying that's right, but hey.
>>83258884
>Cluster turns Jasper super-friendly
>Goes on a daring quest to hug the gems
>Garnet is absent, so the Gems are helpless to a hug-lusted Jasper
>>83258866
Amethyst vs. Jasper would be great, now that you mention it. The way of their respective worlds is all they've known from the sounds of it. Jasper would probably accuse Amethyst of being brainwashed.
Now I want it to happen, damn.
>>83259003
Jasper is most likely the strong opponent Purple Puma has to face in the new Tiger episode.
>>83255426
that's uncanny
>>83259033
are you saying jasper will lose her memories and be picked up by a wrestling crew? can gems lose memories?
>>83256452
pffffffff nah. you could at least do this in photoshop.
>>83259003
>>83259033
This is the kick in the ass Amethyst needs. Posting it again.
>Jasper is the heel
>Amethyst must become the baby face to defeat Jasper
>Steven puts her through a Rocky-style training montage
>Amethyst finally defeats Jasper
>Jasper and Amethyst become mutually respectful of each other after their duel
G'day, /sug/. I trust ya been keepin' active and out of doors?
>>83259003
>>83258866
>Amethyst tries to go blow to blow with Jasper, but all of Jaspers attacks are an even stronger version of what amethyst does
>"I-I can't beat her. I'm not as powerful
>Steven:"Stop trying to fight her as a Quartz! Fight her like you! Fight her like Amethyst
>Amethyst starts using her shapeshifting to get around Jasper's attacks and starts winning
>Finishes her off with a Purple Puma suplex.
I've kinda put a lot of thought into this.
>>83256452
The edit is not that bad, the design is.
>>83258750
Wouldn't it make for a more logical "redemption" if she just learned that strength isn't everything?
>>83258091
gems can create sensory organs for touch, if they can convay erogenous sensations is a still unkown unless you want to read in to implications in rose and gregs relationship.
>>83259188
>"Kiss me."
>>83259188
I'd love to see Amethyst using her shapeshifting more in combat and finding her niche through that, but I also feel like it's supposed to be a metaphor for how much she hates and constantly tries to escape her normal self so having her "embrace" it would be really counterproductive.
I'd fuck gem
>>83259181
>>83259188
I can't wait for Quartzmania.
>>83259202
Steven givers her hope that one day she'll be able to beat Garnet if she trains enough. All of Steven's training lessons will be silly games that Jasper is terrible at. Eventually Steven finds a game so easy that even Jasper can succeed. She wins Steven's game and immediately tries to challenge Garnet to a match.
>>83255389
What's so bad about their art? It's decent enough -
>horse cock
Fucking dropped.
>>83259184
I've been birdwatching.
>>83259315
Will Champ be there?
>>83259277
It could always be one of those "This used to mean one thing, but now that I've matured it means something else"
Like "I used to transform because I'd rather be anything but me, but now I do it because it's what MAKES me me!"
>>83259354
>I HAVE DEFEATED THE ROSE QUARTZ OFFSPRING IN THE TRAINING SESSION OF 'THE TIDDLYWINKS' FIGHT ME, FUSION
>Garnet OHKO's her.
>>83257078
Even then, Winter Forecast ties heavily back to the main arc and Steven and the Stevens foreshadows the events of Mirror Gem.
>>83259421
>Jasper challenges Garnet to a high intensity game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors"
>is unable to grasp how rock loses to paper.
>>83254942
>No 'Other" option w/ a fill-in-the-blank
>>83259414
Yeah that could work.
I think from Peridot's reaction shapeshifting isn't something very common on Homeworld. Not necessarily as persecuted as fusion, but just something that, the way Amethyst does it, would be ridiculed or seen as immature. It would be SO in line with her character to take something like that up as her main strategy. I could see her using it to annoy Jasper or other HW Gems in a potential fight between them.
>>83259515
>>is unable to grasp how rock loses to paper.
kek
>>83259406
THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!
>>83259516
We'relate, baby!
>>83259627
hairy crotch but still doesn't beat jasper
>>83254883
The backgrounds of this show are great
>>83259690
Of course, Jasper's fully grown while Amethyst is a runt. This includes pubic hair.
>>83259655
Best temporary fusion.
>>83254989
>>83256465
>>83256882
>>83256941
>>83257013
>>83257108
>>83257238
>>83257275
>>83257379
Literally the sweetest exchange to ever take place on 4chan.
>>83256002
>Fountains of Wayne
CARS ON THE HIGHWAY
PLANES IN THE AIR
EVERYONE ELSE IS
GOING SOMEWHERE
I'M GOING NOWHERE
GETTING THERE SOON
I MIGHT AS WELL JUST
SINK DOWN WITH YOUI'm honestly surprised no-one else has made this connection so far.
>>83259785
Sorry to give you diabetes, anon. Love you too.
>>83259726
Totes. Comfiest out of any recent show I can think of.
>>83257588
Notice how no one has hailed Lapis as a hero. Not even Steven said one good thing about the malachite situation.
Because it was not a decent course of action (of which has been discussed to death), but now's not the time to address it
>>83259785
I try my best.
>>83259593
>>83259515
>Berserk runaway corrupt gem
>Jasper tries luring it into a paper mill
>"Uh, Jasper, what are you doing?"
>"Don't worry Steven, it is as you said: Paper beats Rock."
>"THAT'S JUST A GAME!"
>"Oh."
>Headbutts corrupt gem
>Explosion
>Heroic pose
>"Well looks like Rock beat Paper."
>"That's...not really the lesson we learned today"
>starshapedclosing.gif
Goddamn I want the Jasperdemption so bad, but I don't think it's going to happen at all. That gem dead.
>>83259841
Don't be. I'm just surprised to find anons that legitimate promote a sense of love and community. Serious, /co/ is just the fucking best.
Whatcha watchin/playin/drinkin/eatin/listenin to/readin/whateverin right now?
Watching wander over yonder for the first time, that first episode had me laughing harder than I have in a while.
>>83259938
Ruined your post with the le dead Jasper meme
>>83259990
No lie, I'm listening to some of skrillex's stuff. Guilty pleasure, yeah. I'm certain Peridork would love his stuff. Otherwise, I got back home from a bike ride on one of the hotter days so far this year in texas, so I'm just trying to unwind.
>>83259990
Fightcade with a friend.Not pic related
Post the adventures of Steven Universe and the Homeworld Gems
Reminder that you will never have your own Pearl.
I did a stupid thingy. I think the strokes are too bold, but eh, too late.
>>83260087
The people in these threads are too nice.
You guys make me feel all crusty
>>83259990
I just got done burying a kitten.
idk y but that picture of the beta kindergarten kinda makes me want jasper's first meeting with the crystal gems to be there.
>steven goes into a melon's body and is able to find out that jasper's gem is cracked in "alone at sea", and just generally observes how she acts. she's okay for the most part, just a few backwards parts of speech and a glitch every so often. maybe tells the gems what he saw.
>in another episode steven and the gems are at the beta kindergarten for whatever reason.
>steven's just lurking around when suddenly
>"ROSE! ROOOOSE!"
>jasper's crawling towards him, like how she was in "chille tid", but now she's a fucking deformed glitchy mess, her gem on the brink of breaking apart completely.
>she begs "rose" to use her healing tears and save her.
>steven tries to explain that's he not rose and that his healing powers are different and possibly don't even work anymore.
>she doesn't fucking care, she just wants to live.
>he licks his palm, touches her nose, and miraculously, she's healed and good as new.
>she kneels down and thanks "rose" for saving her life.
>as she hears the other gems coming, she says goodbye, and runs away.
maybe it'll take her bonding with amethyst, or being defeated by steven/stevonnie for her to actually come around on living with them, but this would be a great start.
>>83259990
'bout to play The Division. See you guys in 4 hours.
>>83259990
Painting miniatures
>>83260087
Can someone post that one where they're tossing Steven up in the air and Jasper sends him into the atmosphere?
>>83259990
how does it compare to su? never watched but i must be up to 20 views on the "i'm the bad guy" song (which i think has spoilers)
just slugging through this finance bs right now
>>83260184
>then she doubles back and flying dropkicks Steven.
>>83259785
I am happy to have been a part of things
>>83260151
I find tumblr a lot more unbearable and nasty than here...if you post the wrong thing, you get swarmed and vilified
I smile and do a happy dance when I get called a faggot here
>>83260161
Jesus. Was it yours, a friend's?
>>83260184
Who would Jasper be taking to though, herself?
>>83260129
saved
>>83260229
I hope you're feeling better, lady of the sea. You seemed a bit stressed.
>>83259990
About to sleep
G'night /sug/
>>83260224
>HAHA I'LL NEVER REFORM
>Runs away
>b-baka
YOU FOOL, YOU'VE UNLEASHED TSUN-TSUN JASPER
>>83260205
Only for you, babe
>>83260151
No worries anon, we're all still the same pretentious, cocksucking assholes we've always been. Toxicity hasn't given way to Tumblrism, no matter what /v/ has tried to meme. /sug/ just tends to be about actual, substantial stuff rather than inane shitposting. For whatever reason, most people don't feel the need to be an asshole here, which, quite honestly, is a breath of fresh air when you've been exposed to constant cancer all day. I love this general, because I can call you a faggot, and tell someone I love them at the exact same time and absolutely mean it. Nobody even bats a fucking eye. Everything is just in jest here, and we all know it. Salt is a joke. Everything is a damn joke, except that we all genuinely like eachother.
It's actually pretty wonderful.
How many murdercocks do you need to kill a fusion
>>83260328
Goodnight anon
>>83260064
Enjoy your blips and boops
>>83260161
That's sad. Close to you, I presume?
>>83260200
See you, have fun.
>>83260201
Like 40k or what?
>>83260215
In the second episode. It's a feel good comedy musical fun fest. Would definitely recommend. Although it's heavily cheesy, not to say that's a bad thing.
>>83260086
Beat his ass for me, champ.
>>83260328
Good night, pic related.
>>83260344
Thanks famille.
>>83260322
Yes, I am doing well now, thank you for asking.
I hope you are doing well also.
>>83260328
Rest well, sweet dreams.
>>83260252
Mine. She just wasn't strong enough to live.Now there's 2 out of 6 left.
>>83260229
lady of the sea anon is best anon
>>83260346
I don't think any of us would like to meet each other IRL, but yeah, we're comfy in here
>>83260370
he's fucking beating my ass
im the worst at this game yo
>>83260447
Well, you gave it the chance to live, right?
>>83260447
I give my condolences. Sorry, anon.
>>83259990
Playing Dead Rising 2 for tge first time in years. Forgot how much I loved it.
About to go into work in about an hour.
>>83260447
Just kill them anon.
Atleast you will get over it soon.
>>83260370
30k
>>83260151i wanna say kys but i'd actually feel bad doing that
>>83260428
Seeing you here again made me feel a lot better, honestly. I hope I didn't burn you out on poetry or anything. Your craft is very lovely.I had a nap and I can't quite remember, but I think I dreamed of you, or at least chatting with you again.
>>83260281
idk, we've seen steven and peridot do it afaik, so maybe she'd do it too. could be a habit she picked up after being malachite for so long.
>>83260549
>>83260428
ARE YOU TWO FUCKING!?
Lapidot is canon if you do not agree with this assessment then you are STUPID.
>>83260589
Nah. Just holding hands, and sometimes kissing, I think. It's not that wild.
>>83260531
Aren't 30k minis expensive as fuck.
>>83260549
You both really need to exchange emails or something. I'll set up a proxy account for both of you if you want, so you won't be leaking your actual emails to all of /co/.
>>83260549
It is alright, I just needed a little rest is allThat is very sweet and cute, I am a little jealous
>>83260585
I think it would be a good indicator of her losing her grip, regardless of new/past habits
I like
>>83260655
Even more so than regular 40k, unless you go buy recasts, then its slightly cheaper
>>83260662
aren't there multiple peri anons who respond to lady of the sea anon though?
I shipped lady of the sea and lady of the limb before it was canon
>>83254883
Pearls are for _____
I'm jealous of Lapis' fanart, compared to Peridot's. I feel like a lot of fanartists view Peridot in a more comedic and lighthearted view than Lapis. If I had the artistic skills, I'd draw more stuff of Peridot in serious, lonely, melancholy tones, but sadly, I'm but a lowly writefag.
>>83260589
I wish some /sug/ memer autismo was there to compliment my angsty, depressive edge.
>Like Peridot
>Can't find new pics without shipping trash
It hurts
>>83260689
Some of the most expensive ones on forgeworld cost more than a thousand dollars right?
>>83260694
I'd assume so. We could always make it a group thing. They're bound to find each other eventually.
>>83260694
yes, it is a little overwhelming in all honesty, but they mean well so I am not bothered
>>83260520
I played Off the Record, I enjoyed it. Loved that Axe/Sledge Hammer combo.
>>83260695
Thanks for believing anon.
>>83260681
>>83260620
Do you two need these?
Daily Reminder: This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G18BXuZ6eU Exists
>>83260696
Steven
>>83260734
peridot is little more than shipping fodder now anon, accept it.
>>83260696
Abuse and suffering
>>83260696
Holding your things.
And by things I mean coat.
>>83260771
Reminder Amber and Zuke tore those teenybopper's assholes apart for their foolishness
>>83260344
Steven wants to be airborne? Maybe he should man up and become a motherfucking RANGER! Not only will he be airborne, but he'll be tough. So tough! After getting shipped to 1 of 3 of the most hardcore, bitch layin body slayin light infantry battalions the world has ever known, he'll go to the legendary Ranger School. He'll go in an effeminate boy, and he'll come out a barrel chested freedom fighter. The war with Homeworld? GET FUCKING SERIOUS! Try Afghanistan. Our boy Steven will go ruck up and fuck up any goat fucking ISIS cuntknuckle foolish enough to look funny at America. He'll be one scary motherfucker. Jasper starts shit? You do you babe, Stevie will just set up a near ambush and attain fire superiority with the 240B he'll keep on him at all times, waiting for shits like her to give him a reason to engage with in direct fires. Then, the CG's will do a bold flank and fuck her on the side.
Steven needs to become a Ranger.
>>83260736
Shit like the Warlord and the Manta are around $1k+, but theyre like a toddler-size piece of resin
>People are unironically avatarfagging on /co/ right now
>>83260510
Of course.
>>83260511
Thanks.
>>83260529
I'm too much of a faggot to kill a defenseless kitten.Holding them in my arms while they slowly die so they're not alone when they pass is the best I can do.
ROLL FOR RARE PEARLS
>>83260694
There's been a few peri anons who have hopped along, but we can pretty easily tell who's who.I'd never forget my lady of the sea.
>>83260681Maybe if we sleep with our foreheads touching, we'll share dreams. But, given the context, we'll probably have the same thing on our minds anyhow.
>>83260805
the army is a scam
>>83260753
for how long have you been memeposting? did it start on /co/ or /trash/
>>83260826
And that's the best way for them. Let them know as much love as you can give before they pass.
>>83260549
>>83260428
I can't handle how adorable you two are. Fuck.
Oi a few threads back it was asked how it would be if your favorite band worked on the /su/ soundtrack and one anon said oingo boingo.
Started listening to them thanks to that, thanks dude they make for a good tune.
>>83260822
Ignore it anon.
It's what I do.
>>83260827
Rolling for Yellow.
>>83260827
Rollin
>>83260694
To my knowledge there's me, who has responded to lady-of-the-sea anon for about two or so weeks now and the other guy who started a couple days ago. Don't know if there's any others.
>>83260827
pearls are ugly
>>83260827
Rolling for Reds
>>83260866
>"You eat your chicken vaginal discharge of ovaries and Fallopian tubes, and you fucking enjoy it, THE Steven..."
Post your ot3
Lapisfags and perifags are the WORST
Even worse when they combine into lapidotfags
Are you comfy /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdz7rs_hqZI
>>83260805
Pearl wouldn't let Steven get himself in danger like that though.
>>83260827
roll
>>83260827
CMON MATTE LIGHT PURPLE
>>83260962
Bismuth is gangsta rave nigga Rose
>>83260962
Don't have any pictures of Lapis, Amethyst and Peridot.
molest
>>83260965
I'm all three, eat my shit
>>83260985You bet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LkB4j5hYiw
>>83261012
Here you go.
>>83260801
Wait, what'd they say? I know ian had backlash because he said something negative towards it.
>>83260949
What point are you trying to get across herePeridot
>>83260930
>>83260681
>>83260866
>>83260753
[email protected]
Fucking send your goddamn emails, we're dealing with this shit right the fuck now. You two were MEANT for each other.
>>83260962
I hope Lapis and Jasper have rough sex in the barn while Peridot watches.
>>83260985
Laying in bed, but right now my pillows are not arranged perfectly.
6 out of 10 comfy points.
>>83258014
>Homeworld becomes filled with Human-Gem hybrids
>peace between Earth and Homeworld
>>83261100
>tfw i will never fall in love with another wonderful anon from /sug/
>>83261100
Garnet please this is too much.
>>83261100
>forcing it this hard
you must have a convoluted shipping chart with the most unlikely combinations for the show, too
>>83260985
I'm____high___as hell
>>83261069
Nothing Zuke just started laughing at it on twitter and the furries thought she was making fun of them.
Gibe to me!
Okay /sug/ I've made my full theory on how Jasper is going to be redeemed. tell me what you think
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/145077502584/steven-wont-be-the-one-to-redeem-jasper
>>83261148
m8 if you're in bed and your comfyness is only at 60% something is seriously wrong. Hope you get comfy soon xoxo
>>83261069
All Amber and zuke did was make some cat jokes, then they were bombarded with accusations of "disparaging the hard work of young artists" and BS like that. Zuke and Amber even apologized though they sure as fuck didn't need to
>>83261039
Fuck you and your avatarfagging, roleplaying kind
>>83261100
Wait, hold on I'm not apart of their duet. I was just remarking how cute they were.
>>83261100
I dunno, if lady-of-the-sea anon wants it, sure. But no otherwise. I like your initative though, love you.
>>83261248
it's too late anon, you are alreadyin too deep
>>83261248
I know you're not. I'm just including you as a way to show just how much /sug/ wants these two to get together.
>>83261229
I wrote bed but In reality I sleep on a couch.
Also If I would tuck my stuffed koala between my head and shoulder it would rise to 8.
>>83260087
Best AU
>>83260985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv_KITDbUyo
Comfiest I've been in a while.
>>83261231
You can't fault me for liking something this cute.
>>83261284
Why do you always say "I love you".
It feels empty.
>>83261344
Because I do. Sorry if it appears empty because I toss it around left and right.
>>83261100
>>83261284
Agreed. They're a free spirit and I don't know if trying to tie them down is the best idea. Love is love, but if you truly love someone, you should be able to set them free.
You're a sweetheart in any case, anon.
>>83260962
>>83260087
>>83261319
I really, really hope we get an AU episode or HW family arc at some point in this show just to see how these three idiots could handle being moms.
>>83261060
Didn't realize the other two were asians as well
>no pearl
how sad
>>83261284
Anon, I will Garnet the shit out of you both if it's the last thing I do, so help me god.
>>83260833
thats literally identical to pearl's outfit
This thread is so fucking sweet it just has to be bad for you. Thanks for putting me in high spirits, /SUG/
>>83261319
How many times has this been turned into a JPG
Jasper looks fat from behind lol
oi, this meta-shipping is moving so fast, I'm kinda worried.
Remember that skype thing last fall(?) where a bunch of anons from /sug/ bombarded some people's chat group?
>>83261409
I'd prefer you wouldn't but I don't have the heart to stop you.
>>83261464
fuck you
>>83261377
It just feels like it doesn't have... I don't know, "meaning"
But, whatever, I'm just bothered by it because I'm autistic
>>83261215
come on, I worked hard on this.
Does nobody care about Connie redeeming Jasper
>>83261475
at least the person's blog is still on there instead of some ifunny border
>>83261509
I'll have a look in the thesaurus, just for you.
>>83261444
Hate to break it to you, but Pearl doesn't wear athletic shorts, or the color green for that matter. Try again, please.
>>83261520
Connie is fucking shit and that's why no one cares.
Sorry anon.
>>83261558
what's another word for "thesaurus"?
>>83261520
Maybe I'm still reading and thinking about your theory, you clod!
>>83261520
>no fusing with gem mutants
Good
>changing your mind about Jasper not being redeemed which was inconceivable in the first place
Good
>Connie and Steven, not Stevonnie
Then what is the point of Stevonnie? And Jasper would just cry 2 vs 1 again either way
>>83261594
I don't think super-specific words work like that. What you'd get is simply a lengthy description of the word thesaurus.
>>83261215
>steven won't be the one to redeem Jasper
I'm sure he'll at least play a large role in easing her into the group. We haven't seen Connie interact with ANY of the new gems yet, but it'll be pretty cool to imagine her interacting with or even fighting against Jasper.
>>83260962
>>83261605
Fusing with gem mutants is still in there anon, that's why Jasper wouldn't cry 2-on-1
>>83260827
Lilac because she understands my pit fetish
Thanks for being so pathetic you make me feel better about myself, /sug/.
>>83261490
I was there when we that happened. Fuggin' Sinbad and his band of merry Amethyst Geode Faggots.We made another one and kept it private haha.
>>83261594
Reference book, glossary, onomasticon. And "storehouse of words." Really pushing it with that last one, thesaurus.com.
>>83261569
she wears shorts and that exact same shirt with the sash thing on, look with your fucking foureyes
>>83261660
I applaud your dedication to trickery and tomfoolery, anon.
>>83261642
well, yeah, he will redeem jasper, but the point was more that Connie is going to be the one who changes everything. To get beat by a human would prove that humans are strong and that they deserve to exist.
Peridot had nothing against humans, she didn't even know they existed. Her not knowing about the world outside the empire was how she was changed
>>83261594
Book-Dinosaur.
I'm funny.
>>83261651
You're welcome, buddy.
But why do you need to come to us to make yourself feel better?
>>83261645
I don't think a wriggling foot can consent to fusion, and consent is a requirement
>>83255246
Spotted the lesbian
>>83261719
I don't see Connie beating Jasper.
Not even Stevonnie, not now, atleast.
>>83261828
Sword and Shield Combo would work wonders.
>>83260985
Went to hang out with friends and people I didnt know were there, including this incredibly attractive girl, which put me on my guard and I basically just sat there silently until I snuck out and went home. Pretty rattled, not very comfy at all
>>83261682
>When Stevie put it in the Booty ho'.
>>83261753
Not him, but it's something like seeing people in a situation worse than yours and feeling better about your own
>>83255330
Why would Lapis need an umbrella. She controls water, block it off with your power or some shit.
>>83261660
I'd like to get in on that if possible, anon. Always up for good /sug/ talk. I'm the anon Garnetting the Lady of the Limbs and the Lady of the Sea, so you can send it to that email if you want to keep it private.
Or not, whatever. You're shit, man.
>>83261863
I would have pretended she didn't exist unless she talked to me, then I would treat her like a child, humor her for a moment then brushed her off. That being said I am not you, so I am not a massive pussy.
>>83261914
She a bitch and wants peridot to get rained on
>>83261880
>Steven "Chip off the old Murdercock block" Quartz-Universe
>>83261914
It's symbolism, you uncultured clod
>>83261796
consent isn't needed. Sapphire didn't consent in The Answer, and neither did Ruby really. Malachite was a walking rape monster. It doesn't even require a dance. Plus, all Jasper needs to do is overpower their wills
>>83261828
stevonnie wouldn't stand a chance, but steven can tank her while connie gets the kill. Jasper wouldn't even consider a little human with a sword could hurt her, let alone poof her.
>>83261902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA
>>83260985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkWac-Nm0A
Comfy and high
>>83261914
Aesthetics trump functionally, doofus.
>>83261860
Not saying it wouldn't, and it would make sense, since Rose also used a sword and shield.
But I just don't feel like Stevonnie can defeat Jasper right now.
>>83261902
I understand that, I was more asking about why their situation was so bad. I realise now that it was pretty ambiguously worded.
>>83258750
>Jasper has to view Earth and Humans as strong in order to respect and value them
>She challenges a human to a fight
>A human pops her in the kneecap with .45 ACP
She learns from her foolishness
I NEED MORE EDGE
>>83261880
>>83261990
Maybe not, but maybe enough to keep her busy till help gets there, or if not some freaky mom shenanigans.
>>83261969
>Sorry i fell and fucked on you by accident
I get the whole fusion by dancing shit was btfo'd in the Sardonyx shit but god damn.
>lurking to nab me all the cute pics
>leave for a bit
>come back and obtain diabetes from all this sweet
Is...is /sug/ normally like this?
>>83261914
You think she wants to be on the clock all the fucking time? Do ever think about the headache a mage can get from using their powers all the fucking time? You think a mage wants to waste their mana doing some mundane shit when they could just use some tool like a normal fucking person? Fuck off cunt.
>>83261996
Does he also throw pocket sand at her?
>>83261999
Is this for realsies friendo?
>>83261999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HWNUPmbV8
WEEEEEEED
>>83262052
we're the loyal followers of rebecca "sucrose" /sug/ar, of course we'll show you our sweet
>>83262052
Sorta kinda, sometimes its sweet, sometimes its sour, sometimes its sad and other times its rage inducing. Basically it's emotional jolly ranchers and sometimes you're gonna get watermelon and be like fuck yeah and other times your gonna pop a green apple and it'll catch you off guard like fuck man.
>8 upvotes (100% upvoted)
>8 notes
>posted 30 mins ago
so either the post is too long, or nobody's on at the moment
>>83262055
Lapus get out of /co/
>>83262055
Considering she held multiple oceans vertically with a cracked gem im pretty sure she doesnt give a fuck about rain
>>83262080
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG6e2uoxMkw
>>83261489
cape hides her curves
>>83260805
Pearl would probably make sure Steven got into the MI program
But given how much you are babied in BCT and AIT, he might end up revealing his aging ability, which would get his chucked out of the Army faster than a SHARP complaint moves
>>83262051
They danced with their hands, it's still a dance!
>>83261969
>malachite the walking rape monster
Doesn't count, it was initiated with clear consent
>accidental fusions are a thing
Like Ruby saving Sapphire, sapphire love tackling Ruby, Steven and Connie spinning around with one another in bliss all ended up with fusion. There's altruism, love, still only positive things here
Jasper and whatever she could do with gem mutants could not apply to this at all. She's not on the same wavelength as a braindead foot, she can't tackle it and turn into light or toss it in the air and catch it. We haven't seen that, that would be fucking bizarre and tarnish fusion
There's no talking or coercing them either.
>>83262183
pearl is a jerk and gay baby loser
search your mems
this feel is too true
>>83261917
I'll see if I can't add you. I'll keep the address and email you if it goes through.
What do you think of the drawfags/writefags on here?
>>83260827
Pearls are cute! Cute!
>>83260985
No. ISIS is eating the Azaz pocket and ISF are going to be launching a big push to take Fallujah soon
>>83262116
If the Lapis/Steven fusion isn't the most bittersweet motherfucker i will go A P E S H I T
Tell me, won't you
Lend me your voice
Sweet summer hue
soft tender blue, to which i rejoice
are you happy? are you content? are you at ease?
even if it's not normal, care about you, not me
I'll do anything for you, just a moment to bend at the knee
But if you need me to leave, tell me. This is my plea
I'll always love you.
>>83262126
>not liking green apples
>>83262220
>>83262150
Aren't most of your posts pretty long? Do they often shoot up in notes in less than an hour?
>>83262256
I didn't say I didn't like it, but if you're not expecting it, it can make you jolt.
>>83262179
Shit, it's really well-done. Got my jimmies rustled for a sec there.
>>83262065
Yes
Right into her un-visor'd eyes
>>83259184
Sniping is a good outdoor activity. Challenging work, keeps you outdoors. And I guarantee you'll never go hungry.
>>83262245
we used to have some lewd green texts, but the janitors sometimes delete them for some reason.
We also had a lot of nice drawfags, but most of them moved on to tumblr.
>>83262284
Things like the RP shit in this thread is what makes me jolt
First reply ending in 7 gets a drawing of their waifu dancing.I'm high and I can't sleep lmao
>>83262258
Pearl looks much cooler with fangs to be honest
>>83262103
what the fuck
>>83262336
suck my dick lapis
I've not written anything for a long time, not since I left/mlp/. Someone prompt me please.
>>83262341
Mhm, just don't go looking for more, what you will find will... scar you.
>>83262336
Draw one of centipeetle instead pls.
>>83262336
lemme get dat dancing opal
>>83262271
I try to shorten them because most people won't even read a long theory. Usually they get TL;DR versions if they're long enough, but since this is more characterization than evidence I won't be able to compress it.
Usually the good ones get up to about 25 in the first half hour. Lapis is a Reporter got like 100 instantly but I doubt I'll beat that before next season if at all. Right now it's hovering at 7500
>>83262336
ARMSTRONG
>>83262332
There is no RP shit in this thread, anon. You're pulling this out your ass.
>>83262336
Well good luck to whoever gets it.
>>83262336
Gib to me my darling opal!
>>83262328
Disco is here. I gave up on tumblr so I am still here.
Only thing I don't like is sometimes the threads go too fast.
>>83262328
Sick reference in this one
>>83262336
sardonyx dude
>>83262374
I've seen the tumblr
I've seenand fappedto worse
Pretty good drawing ability
>>83262407
YOU BITCH SOPHIE! >>83262434
>>83262406
Don't tell me the lapis and peri posters aren't doing RP
>>83262400
>>83262381
Glad u lost jesus christ
>>83262407
AW YISSSSSS, gimme like 20 minutes
>>83261956
Symbolism from where?
>>83262407
congrats dude
>>83262318
help anon I'm fucking dying over here that pic is too much
>>83262407
fuk u
>>83262407
It's not fair if you can see the future.
>>83261969
>>83262202
how was it possible that jasper couldn't separate as soon as she realized lapis was trapping her? doesn't a fusion depend wholly on how in sync its component gems are? from what we've seen a gem shouldn't be able to straight up force another gem to stay fused. with malachite either jasper wanted to stay fused (or is just a dumbass who doesn't know how unfusing works) or lapis did some wavelength syncing bs to match her emotions to jasper's anger, miraculously keeping malachite together
>>83262055
It's not a mage it's a gem and anyway, how would anyone know? Are you a mage? I know I ain't.
>>83262434
Oh yeah, don't get me wrong its nicely done, but I was not prepared for some of that. Those... 'gem formations' had me doing a double take n' lean back
>>83262484
>he's not a mage
lmao senpai
>>83262469
Lapis was basically raping Jasper through sheer will power.
>>83262452
but, they're not? It's more liking flirting into the darkness with no repercussions since we're all anonymous.
We've always had anons post similar things in every thread. I find it pretty comfy to recognize certain posters in these generals.
>>83262509
>not being lvl20 berserker
Anon please
>>83262469
yes, but also gems can fight to maintain the fusion even if they're desynched. In Malachite's case, they both wanted to hold the fusion together but were fighting to control it
>>83262529
why isn't gem-licking/touching more of a thing, it's lewd and SFW
>>83262509
I'm the middle Dragonborn. There were no dragons. Nothing happened.
HISSSSS
>>83262529
Well , to me it looks and feels like RP shit.
So I don't like it, I'd rather have threads full of people discussing how guns could kill gems that this.
>>83262545
>not being a bard
I pity you mortals.
>>83262450
What?
>>83262498
Certainly not what I expected either.
What's even funnier is that this is the only show I've made an effort to not sexualizing
>>83262452
They're not. At all. I actually think it's ultra-sweet, but I'm the one who set up the proxy account so I'm a little biased.
>>83262469
Opal separates due to her halves having disparaging thoughts. Sugilite overpowered her halves despite the both of them wanting to defuse.
It's not a far stretch to imagine Malachite being pretty fucked up enough to still have her warring halves stay together due to Lapis's insistence.
>>83262469
>Jasper might not know how unfusing works
She clearly tried judging from the way malachite was deforming when being dragged down under
I think Lapis wouldn't be able to hold Jasper in the fusion if they weren't in the water. She was "using he whole weight of the ocean to keep her down" after all. This was pretty closely symbolized by the water chains outside and "inside" Malachite'd
>>83262529
Agreed. I was simply writing poetry as I thought of it, not attempting to RP as Peridot. That would make no sense, as Peridot doesn't know the first thing about Poetry. Her sincerest words, written down, sounds robotic.
>>83262609
>>83262620
Autism alert.
>>83262656
>>83262620
The generals can be quite slow sometimes, and the usual "RP flirting" helps pass the time imo.
I'd be happy to discuss lore or whatever if you have something to post.
/sug/, that Rebecca Sugar girl would like to speak to you.I swear that isn't her real name.
life and peace etc
>>83261740I laughed.
>>83262202
This can't be refuted? I thought as much.
>Jasper fusing with cluster monsters = stupid AND makes her MUCH less redeemable
>>83262719
lel
>>83262719
says the character who named her daughter Master of the Universe
>page 9
>image limit not hit
Proud of you guys.
>>83262719
Tell her we're not here.
>>83262769
Yeah? Well i hate you.
>>83262769
Have we finally balanced shitposting and actualwaifu wars?
>>83262769
Don't hold your breath, we're about to hit it.
>>83262769
yeah but we need to make sure to use the limit before page 10
>>83262769
it's what you call a christmas miracle.
>>83262103
>yellow pearl is yellow diamond's stand
>a shitter yellow pearl that is surely nothing more than a secretary part time andcock sleevefull time beats the renegade pearl at combat.
>those voices.
>naruto? music
>DBZ sound effects
>peridot can shoot a beam because lol whatever
wew, its cringy but i kind of like it.
>>83262793
It's been like this for a while, so I'd say yes. Though these threads feel different from how they were last bomb...
>>83262821
Reporting in
>>83260827
rolling
I love you /sug/
always have, always will
>>83262857
What did you say about my hair?
>>83262759
Well technically she just BANGED and married a guy who was named "master of the universe" and became Mrs."master of the universe" by proxy.
>>83261643
Looks like a female greg.
>>83262845
>been here since the first episode premiered
Lots of things have changed.
>>83262883
I miss the drawfags.
>>83262651
Well, ok, fine, it's not RP then, it's flirting and poetry, I'm retarded.
I still don't like it.
>>83262368
Lapis and Peri hanging out in the barn after Steven leaves?
Connie meeting Peri or Lapis w/ Steven for the first time?
whats your fetish, /sug/?
minesfloor tiles
>>83262883
Remember when most of the threads didn't even hit 100 replies and everyone thought that gems were some kind of magic rock trolls? Simpler times.
>>83262662
Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna deny that, I am autistic, I know it.
>>83262932
So, why don't you like it? Does it make you feel bad? Jealousy, or just direct misanthropy? Tell us what's going on.
>>83262947
Humiliation
>>83262879
>implying they didn't have their last named changed after they realized they were living in a show called Steven Universe
Also are we sure that's her husbands last name? Maybe its me but Mr. M doesn't actually look Indian to me
>>83262883
I like how Pearl was immediately declared as waifu material after her episode 2 butt.
>>83262947
You need Jesus, anon. Seriously that's fucked up. You're an absolute madman.
>>83262965
pearl plz
>>83262960
I really miss that pre-Lapis vibe
>>83262960
I remember drawing a picture of Pearl blushing blue and someone said that was stupid, then next episode, bam. Pearl blushed blue. To that anon from three years ago, no. You're stupid.
>>83262947
>>83262947
HARD femdom. The femdommier the better. Especially if it's domination through something atypical like smells or poisons or weight.
>>83262947
He's joking about an earlier post.
Here's the picture.
http://i.imgur.com/B1Ercn6.png
>>83263011
Btfo
>>83262960
I remember the hate threads after the still screen promo shot revealed the design changes from the pilot.
Pearl's was so laughable I had to stay away from the threads for a while.
>>83262947
Posting on 4chan
>>83262973
>A ghost sticks in just the tip
http://i.imgur.com/ZsepO1X.png
>>83262963
I don't really know, it just feels out of place.
Actually, this is the answer >>83262961
>>83263018
so like you want jasper, totake out her big floppy cock and ram you right up the but with it?
>>83263041
Did people seriously prefer pilot Pearl? Her design was ridiculous
>>83263045
NO THREAD TITLE
>>83256352
didn't this image show up long before we ever saw the blue or yellow pearl?
>>83263072Not me. I'd more like to watch Jasper do that to someone else. I love femdom, but I'm not a masochist.
>>83263259
>not wanting girldick in your pooper
fag
>>83263234
wouldn't make sense, since we see the show's designs in that pic