FUCKING KRYPTONITE AND WHY IT'S A SHITTY RELIC THAT NEEDS TO BE FOREVER RETIRED FROM DC CANON
1) Superman already has several weaknesses and does not need one so intantaneously crippling. It takes the concept of an achilles heel to a ridiculous level. Moreover, he's in the fucking DC universe and there are dozens of both villains and heroes capable of challenging or defeating him. The fact that he can be incapacitated so easily just serves to make him a joke.
2) Every story that actually hinges on superman being an impressive force, wheter with him as the villain(Injustice) or with him as the only hero powerful enough to stop a high-level villain(Darkseid) immediately falls apart because hey, why don't they just use kryptonite?
3) It's an overused, stupid deus ex machina. We need superman stopped? How convenient, we just have this kryptonite right here!
4)This is quite possibly the worst addition to the mythology of any character ever made, and I can't stress this enough, FUCK KRYPTONITE.
Pink K thread.
>>78191653
1) So what? I like that he has several weaknesses it's cool
2) Does anyone besides like Lex and his friends even know about kryptonite?
3) Not even true
4) Why?
FUCKING FIRE AND WHY IT'S A SHITTY RELIC THAT NEEDS TO BE FOREVER RETIRED FROM DC CANON
1) J'onn already has several weaknesses and does not need one so instantaneously crippling. It takes the concept of an Achilles heel to a ridiculous level. Moreover, he's in the fucking DC universe and there are dozens of both villains and heroes capable of challenging or defeating him. The fact that he can be incapacitated so easily just serves to make him a joke.
2) Every story that actually hinges on J'onn being an impressive force, whether with him as the villain(Injustice) or with him as the only hero powerful enough to stop a high-level villain(Darkseid) immediately falls apart because hey, why don't they just use fire?
3) It's an overused, stupid deus ex machina. We need J'onn stopped? How convenient, we just have this fire right here!
4)This is quite possibly the worst addition to the mythology of any character ever made, and I can't stress this enough, FUCK FIRE!
FUCKING YELLOW AND WHY IT'S A SHITTY RELIC THAT NEEDS TO BE FOREVER RETIRED FROM DC CANON
1) GL already has several weaknesses and does not need one so instantaneously crippling. It takes the concept of an Achilles heel to a ridiculous level. Moreover, he's in the fucking DC universe and there are dozens of both villains and heroes capable of challenging or defeating him. The fact that he can be incapacitated so easily just serves to make him a joke.
2) Every story that actually hinges on GL being an impressive force, whether with him as the villain(Injustice) or with him as the only hero powerful enough to stop a high-level villain(Darkseid) immediately falls apart because hey, why don't they just use yellow?
3) It's an overused, stupid deus ex machina. We need Green lantern stopped? How convenient, we just have this yellow right here!
4)This is quite possibly the worst addition to the mythology of any character ever made, and I can't stress this enough, FUCK YELLOW!
So who is gonna be on whose side?
>>78191640
>Bendis
Doesnt matter both sides are gonna be shit.
The fuck is this? Is this Civil War version two?
Are they now registering all black super heroes?
>>78191640
Those are some of the least dynamic looking poses I've seen in a while. Also, they don't look like they're supposed to be in the same picture.
>There will never be a season 3
And in the meantime archer rots more and more with every episode after Vice. This is truly the greatest crime as Frisky Dingo is Adam Reed's true magnum opus.
>>78190983
>BARNABY JONES
>bag of rocks
>the 'pickle' exchange in the sewer
I was laughing so much when I first saw these. [as] used to care about quality.
>>78191168
His name is really... XANDER CRUISE!
>runs away making Curly-style whooping noises
>>78191209
>he just wipes off the disguise and glued-on hair like nothing
kek
literally find a single mistake in this film
>>78190598
We didn't see Cavill's cock.
>>78190598
The tornado scene, they used 30 year old cavill instead of 12 year old clark.
Other than that, nothing desu
>>78190616
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgMZl0FJsx4
>I don't want to see characters getting raped in the ass
Darwyn Cooke hates you /co/
>I don't want to see straight characters getting turned into lesbians overnight because the writer's too stupid or uncreative to come up with something decent
based desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM4MLus_2Zg
Listen to the Darwyn passion from 5:15 - 8:35.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29_wZcvJ--E
Listen from 2:15 - 6:20
>The bravest and smartest thing one of these companies could do is to scrap everything they're doing and bring in creative people who have the talent and are willing to put in the effort it takes to write an all-ages universe that an adult or a child could enjoy
>DC only brings me in when they want the old timey happy stuff, it's like a novelty to them
What are your thoughts /co/?
Can we talk about how good the soundtrack in these films are? Holy shit, that mix of orchestra and an 80s vibe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU83fjQyz70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX0JjJc8j8I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPWDnhffkLQ
So good. Read the book too. Is strikes again good though?
Guess Im a little too late for the party huh?
Fucking A man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sg-4jljuow
If the scores to RoboCop and Total Recall had a baby, this would be it.
>>78189478
GOAT Batman soundtrack, IMHO.
What does /co/ think about the PJs?
It was cool
>>78189342
Why do you care?
You know full well this thread is just going to devolve into racist shitposting. There's no point in trying to talk about this.
>>78189342
It fucking freaks me out
its the ending of the year lets remember all the good things and all the bad things together.
what events you remember the most of your time here?
what threads were the mostfun?
bonus pic
bonus bonus pic
>>78188781
>Ay papi.
kek
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
I actively browse every board on 4chan.
>>78188723
When my favourite cartoon got cancelled I only cried for an hour.
I sat through an episode of Teen Titans GO!.
Man-Face is a real problem, people. This needs to stop.
Give me 10 examples of this ever happening in modern mainstream superhero comic books.
>>78187596
>OP has never been outside the basement
Your skin must be so pale and dry.
>>78187596
I'm 99% sure that's an edit.
Are you ready for Birds of Prey redux, /co/?
What happened to Condor?
Bring back Cass. Make Helena their squad commander after Dick dismantles Spryal.
Thanks in advance.
OH SNAP
>>78187145
Brevoort actually is a good editor, but I wish he were a bit less of a cunt.
>>78187145
Ok, as much as I hate this, I know a good comeback when I see one.
People are already cosplaying as the suicide squad members.
Cosplay thread
>>78186607
>Character you've liked for years becomes popular with the shittiest versions
I know I that actually caring makes me an insufferable neckbeard but why deny what I truly am inside
>>78187465
So people won't hate you?
>>78186607
>The suicide squad members are already cosplaying Debbie Harry
ftfy seriously though I never though someone could make a Debbie Harry outfit look bad, but the way Harley's makeup and hair is so tidy does it.
ITT: wrongfully underrated characters
Nothing underrated about her. Dat athletic body and dem lips, she's a full-fledged semen demon.
>>78186595
>pic unrelated
>>78186595
Guys
This one's actually decent.
>>78186402
wait isn't that the exact same pose they made for another movie poster, except with sunglasses shopped on
>>78186402
I see the CGI hasn't improved at all
>>78186579
>implying 8yo's have a discerning eye