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>>81704374
Batman is all about branding.

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>>81704374
That's nothing.

>>81704461

Bruce, you genuine autist.

>>81704335
I hate Disney as much as the next guy but both Star Wars and Marvel properties had been milked so much before they bought them they might aswell have bought a couple of nerdy cows.

>>81704335
>>treats pixar like crap
How so?

Get this DCfag out of here.

>>81704334
Cap is a soldier though, like he signed up to shoot people initially anyways

>>81704334

Captain america isnt as good as superman.

the marvel universe just have really low standards so he is the boy scout there.
The idea a SOLDIER is morally right is just retarded.

>>81704407
I'm pretty sure they're talking about ignoring laws and refusing any limitations on authority, not about killing.

>>81703279
He's a motivated, upstanding, strait-laced man with a steady job who's got both a compassionate side and a relatively confident, alpha personality. And he's good-looking.

There's literally nothing unattractive about him.

He kinda downplays it as Clark I think - dresses sort of schlubby, bad posture and messy hair. I don't think he's as sexy as Bruce, but not a bad looking man. He's tall and broad so that's usually attractive enough.

>>81703444
I thought he was insecure and bumbling, self critical and downplaying of himself. At least that's what I reckon from how he appears in the original Superman movie and some iterations of his animated appearance.

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Bring it the flo. Bring it bring it to the flo.
Bring it the flo. Bring it bring it to the flo.

You ain't never seen no one like me.
You ain't never seen no one like me.

>>81703136
an issue worth being Scanbroed?
something important happens?
I have a bad feeling about this...

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Scanning this because... why not? Not like I have the Free Comic Book Day books already or anything... Or do I?

Of course I do.

I thought it was tomorrow

>>81702627
Ready to get rekt by the magical stylings of bendercritchlington crumblebriklingtonwestinghillchestersonshire

Already?

YOU AM NO REAL SUPER SAND

>>81702300
What did he mean by this?

>>81703043
He's insaiyan.

Wonder Woman --> Batwoman

Superman --> Uhh, I don't know, Harley?

>>81702007
your moom

>>81702007
Lois and Steve

Foursome

>>81701877
In this context wrong doesn't mean evil, it means unwanted.

>>81701877
It's fucking Deadpool, under that fake identity created for him he's bacon skin. You don't fuck bacon skin

>>81701877
>>81704256
It's Deadpool. You don't fuck that sort of crazy.

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>>81701471

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>>81701494
Have Bucky and Abe ever interacted before this?

>Based Caps taking out practicality tony's entire rogues gallery

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“That's Homer Simpson, one of your 'underage shitposters' from sector 7G. He coined the term capekino."

Lisa's got fucked up teeth

Dental plan

PERCA-MOTHERFUCKING-DAN!?

AW! SHIT!

Not this, it's awful but deep to many here that saw it at age 12 or whatever. Ledger as le random spooky guy is the only interesting bit.

Either: Watchmen, BvS, GotG, Sin City, Hellboys...

>>81701254
Unbreakable

>>81701196
>But, he's not. Superman is not like us. He is a God. A God, with skin cancer.

>Next thing we know he is chilling with Samson, which is some sort of time traveling vagrant who never met Delilah or something. And since Samson is a time traveler (why is he a time traveler? Where is that in the biblical narrative? That sounds more like an Elijah thing, but OH YEA, Elijah didn't have big bursting muscles, did he AMERICA?!) So since Samson is, for some stupid reason, capable of transcending time, he tells Superman that he knows he is going to die and that before he dies he will have to complete "12 tasks."

>Look, I appreciate the Abrahamic referential here, but what kind of shoddy storytelling is this? Some random dude tells Superman he is destined to fulfill 12 challenges before his death and now he HAS TO complete them? And we just have to read how they play out?

>And what are these tasks: Destroying a sun (hasn't Superman done this?) Creating life (G-d), Answering the unanswerable question (Oedipus) and many more casually appropriated plot devices that HAVE ALREADY BEEN DONE BEFORE. There is no originality here. There is no great twist, no grand turn. Cut and dry; Link, find the tri-force, Mario, defeat Bowser. Could they be any more lazy?!

>If it is any measurement of how pathetic this entire series is, look no further than the Bizzaro planet scene. The saddest thing is that the corny backwards speak of the Bizzaro planet is probably the most creative part of the comic. Am not you heard that? Am no understand Bizzaro speak. Superman am compelling. Grant Morrison as good as Orwell.

>Ugh, am I getting through? Is this making sense? Am I missing something?

What the hell kind of name is Ziv Biton anyway.

>Listen, I appreciate what Superman was/is. He created an American image during war time. He is the first great American Mythological character. When the White House is a ruin and Lincoln's statue is missing an arm, America will have Superman. He is our Hercules, a shining beacon of truth, justice and the American way. So way does America insist on making him so BORING?

>If only the artwork could save this comic. But, it can't. Not with the total disjointed organization of things going on. Which comes back to our shoddy storytelling complaint.

>It is foretold that Superman must defeat a sun, so the Red Sun thing pops up OUT OF NOWHERE.

>Superman must create life, so he builds Earth Q.

>Superman needs to save Metropolis from his 'replacements' so he just, like, waits them out. Oh, wait! You see they had flown through some debris field so their bodies... something something KRYPTONITE something something.

>I can't even begin to enjoy the artwork because I am so flummoxed. Why does Superman have to complete these tasks? What makes these 'tasks' any more impressive than what he has already done in his storied career?

>At least with a linear bad guy/good guy Superman comic I can get built up to a cathartic ending. But, here Superman just decides to travel back in time with some future Supermen and than he takes Lois for a date, and than Lex takes some serum somehow (who is letting this guy work on things in prison?! he had a whole lab in one scene?!) and than fights Superman. But Superman is supposed to be DEAD. FROM SKIN CANCER! But, no. He has a near-death experience wherein his father speaks to him and tells him to wake up ('sure thing dad! I'll just not be dead. BOOP!') He beats up Lex and than he dies in the sun.

>But, even then he still isn't dead. The last thing we see is Superman building some Da Vinci-esque mechanism inside of the sun. I could deal with the stupid 'Underverse' but you can't build things INSIDE OF THE SUN.

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As dead as the man who made them

zuko needs to hurry up and put a baby into her

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>>81700912
>civee lraw

>>81701025
>Civil Yaoi

>>81700912

Was that Spiderman in the airport running scene?