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>love interest is introduced
>Appears in one episode never to be seen again
Probably less than 5% of Rocko eps were about romance
Romance arcs are always ham-handed and tend to ruin entire shows. Let's be grateful.
>>88505781
Yeah especially Regular Show
What the fuck is this guy's problem?
Jealous little shit from the future who wanted to steal Barry's life. And his bitch.
Barry kicked his ass and Iris rejected him constantly. So he killed Iris and tried to kill Barry's replacement for Iris and Barry broke his neck.
Space Satan Nekron resurrected him and he went into the future, where he started fucking up the timeline to make his hellish childhood less shitty and soon discovered that if he killed Barry as payback for murdering him, that he would cease to exist. So he can't kill Barry but he can assfuck Barry's life via time travel dickery to torment Barry and ruin his life that way
>>88504889
>giant fanboy of the Flash from the future
>already pretty mentally unstable
>reverse-engineers Flash's powers using superscience from the 25th century
>go back in time to meet him personally
>find out you're actually Flash's arch-nemesis who he fucking murders in a final showdown
>snap
>>88504889
Speedforce ain't gotta explain shit
Why the fuck would wonder woman be embarrased about anything? Her culture is pretty open about nudity
>>88504163
Her culture also didn't have any men
Because it makes her "cute" and nobody cares about her "original" characterization or how her "amazonian" background really works.
>>88504163
Wonder "Roll for Personality" Woman
Heathcliff, Spike, and the other cats and dogs celebrate.
>>88504061
>>88504061
Garbage brings us together.
So how do I Zatanna
That JLA show got me interested
>>88503206
I cant teach you how to Zatanna, I can only teach you how to Dougie.
There's really not a lot.
Grant Morrison's Seven Soldiers of Victory, and Paul Dini had a miniseries or two.
I don't think I can recommend Justice League Dark.
Identity crisis is good.
>>88502990
Secret Warriors, SHIELD, F4/FF were all great, Avengers turned to shit about halfway through.
>>88502990
Really, SHIELD should be at the beginning (despite not actually ever having ended) because Secret Warriors references it heavily in the latter half alongside F4's references to it. DR:FF 1-5 and FF 570-588 should just be with the rest of Fantastic Four/FF since that's all one big narrative.
Other than that, pretty cool, well done. Although one side note, New Avengers #8 actually reads better between Avengers #18 and New Avengers #9.
>>88503228
Oh wait, I just saw all the reddit shit. I assumed you had made this.
So why did Grand Moff Tarkan want his eyes again?
>>88502685
To see you with dearie.
>>88502685
Holy fuck, I legit thought this was from Rebels until I saw the file name. That's amazing.
>>88502685
To complete the targeting system of his Thatsnotamoon.
MY NAME IS
>>88502426
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDD
>>88502544
ROCK!!!!
>>88502426
Slim Shady
We should each take a turn lettering a single page of this comic to see if /co/ can come up with a coherent story.
http://apophenia357.tumblr.com/
>>88502238
There was one guy who wrote a version of the first chapter that was so good it pretty much killed off attempts by other people to write for it because everyone took it to be the definitive translation of the comic.
It had the characters aware they they were performers in a story universe meant to entertain the gods.
It's on Tumblr but I don't feel like searching through Tumblrs retarded archive system to find it. Richard something that begins with a K wrote it. It's really good.
>>88503348
I found it. He only did once chapter though. Ghastly hadn't finished the second chapter at that point.
>>88504563
1/30
Why does Venom look like Spider-Man when the other symbiotes don't?
>>88502171
[Stephen Strange blasting magic from his hands]
It's the Secret War, I ain't gotta explain shit.
I think it's because it has bonded to Peter while the others haven't.
>>88502171
Because Venom is still thirsty for the Spider-D while the rest of it's line either wants him dead or doesn't give a fuck.
Why did Jessica prefer this guy over Morty when he's such an ass? Does she like being abused? I mean Morty's no beefcake but you'd think she'd get tired of being referred to as his bitch all the time.
BIG
>>88501605
OP: When did you graduate high-school?
The kind of girls who go for this type of guy have so little confidence on themselves, that being denigrated verbally on a regular basis is nothing.
Also, Morty is kind of retarded and ugly and Beta.
>>88501605
This just in! Women are atracted to strength and confidence and not pathetic weaklings.
More at 11.
PAPI
[gulp]
[BOOOMF]
NO homo, just for fun
Quick claim yours husbandos before someone else does!!!
>>88501478
Ted pls
otis can kill goku.
But he can't kill Dr. Pig.
>>88501416
Too bad he doesn't stay down.