Why, why americans made pizza fat? In today pop culture pizza

>PASTA

>>9019497
>PASTA
lel pasta doesn't go on pizza you stupid dego

>>9019497
In America everything must be turned into a cheeseburger. We do the same thing to tacos.

>>9019497
>its another Europoor hates freedom thread
Just don't buy it then you stupid nigger.

>>9019497
traditional italian pizza recipe?

>>9019497
I don't think pizza was ever healthy but alright. That picture for instance looks great but I wouldn't consider it very healthy

>>9019504
yes, pasta, the base for pizza is pasta.

>>9019508
>yes goy keep ignoring the degeneracy of the rest of the world, it totally wont damage you in the end

>>9019508
I hate the fact that many people consider pasta unhealty

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>>9019531
>That picture for instance looks great but I wouldn't consider it very healthy
True, but it's nowhere nearly as crazy unhealthy as pic related, which is commonly served with ranch dressing.

>>9019501
>>9019504
top kek those niggers
never speak in public please the level of cringe you can generate is enough to kill an average man

>>9019544
>that English
Are you using Google translate m8? Fuck me

>>9019516
Tomatoes, the base which is basically bread (that still, is pasta), mozzarella cheese(it isn't real cheese, it is very less fat) and basil.

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>>9019552
not him but the result should be like this

>>9019560
yes

>>9019560
I prefer the basil added after it's cooked so it doesn't get black like in that pic.

>>9019568
i like to add a little chopped directly in the sauce and then some complete leafs after

>>9019497
Original Pizza was scrap food for the hungry skeleton peasants because there was literally nothing else to eat for them.

Now this might still be sufficient for Italy - which has been a third world country since the fall of the Roman empire, but for countries like USA, Germany etc. it's simply not enough.

>>9019585
don't talk bullshit, you are talking about focaccia, a piece of salt bread with random thing put on it, the original pizza, the "MARGHERITA" was prepared by a high class chef for the queen Margherita, so you should do some research before shit talking.

>>9019604
you shitting on focaccia mah nigga? i will tear you apart

>>9019497
>impotent non-American tries telling the people who run the planet he lives on how to prepare the food they're eating
Learn when to keep your faggot mouth shut, slave.

>>9019585
>>9019604
your pizza just got burned, m8

>>9019497
They're yanks, amici.
Half of them are descended from slaves, the other half from people too stupid for Europe. Gluttony and self-loathing are part of their cultural DNA, so of course they'd turn pizza into an oily, cancerous monstrosity, they don't know any better.

>>9019610
puoi ciucciarmi il cazzo, sporco ignorante americano. Credi di essere importante solamente perchè qalche coglione mezzo secolo fa ha battuto Hitler. Tu e la tua cultura siete solo un aborto di quella europea, e sicuramente durerete meno degli europei.

>>9019608
I like focaccia, but it isn't pizza

>>9019629
>citizen of a nanny state trying to talk shit when he will literally never be an actual adult

>>9019629
it's as if you see your petite daughter getting raped and turned into a monster
you just cant stay still
pity americans are too stupid to learn

>>9019630
>he thinks talking to people in something other than English is going to accomplish anything
You're a few centuries too late, impoverished greaseball.

>>9019637
true but calling it pleb food is rude
anyway lets share a piece of both and laugh at american """people"""

>>9019639
You sound angry my friend.
Tell us what's going on in your life, how have you been hurt? Is it the oxycodone? Have you run out?

>>9019649
>stating facts means you're emotionally compromised
Where are you on the spectrum, non-adult?

>>9019541
>people consider pasta unhealty
Its not the breading, its the grease and low quality cuts of meat coupled with portion size that makes it unhealthy. Stop being so dramatic.

>>9019539
>>>/pol/ im here to talk about food, not how to jews are ruining the world

>>9019656
>im
Implying anyone cares what you want to talk about, nigger.

>>9019649
His blood sugar is running low from the 'beetus and he can't afford his insulin in the US.

Bread is not a pasta

>>9019656
you got it wrong, it's only you, not the jews
im here to do what i can to annoy the most i can some burger hoping they get a stroke from how badly they get btfo everyday, just for the goal of preserving the dignity of pizza

>>9019679
all kind of dough can be called impasto or pasta, before being cooked

>>9019680
You also seem unnecessarily angry.
Tell me, where does this resentment come from, perhaps we can help?

>>9019680
OBSESSED

>>9019688
stop existing
that would help

>>9019693
O B E S E
B
E
S H A R T
E

>>9019688
You realize only faggots and women are interested in psychology, right Mary?

>>9019543
Yeah. I think America goes for ham-handed dishes. They use a lot of fat/salt/sugar without much nuanced flavor and they give you a lot of it.

It pisses me off because I really prefer a brick oven pizza like OP, but they're considered fancy here so anyone who sells them wants $12 for an 8 inch 1 topping pizza meanwhile you can get the huge American style ones for the same price.

>>9019709
I cant imagine that it´s that hard making ones own pizza.
...Not that I can be assed, mind

Protip: Eating non-American pizza means you're a queer. This isn't debatable.

>>9019497
You know, we already have a board for you faggots to complain about best country, it's called >>>/int/

>>9019538
>pasta is the base
>just look at my jpg

>>9019709
>America goes for ham-handed dishes.
>I really prefer a brick oven pizza like OP, but they're considered fancy here
You sum it up pretty well. You can get good stuff here, but the standard issue food has to be dumbed down so Joe Sixpack doesn't think it's pretentious. And just how much it gets dumbed down really varies by region. I live in NYC where brick oven pizza is common, but paying $16+ for one is pretty much the norm. I've got in-laws in the Midwest, and finding good pizza there is nearly impossible. I've actually watched in silent horror as my brother in law covered a slice of this >>9019543 in chipotle ranch dressing like it was perfectly normal. Later that night I put the leftovers down the garbage disposal. I'm usually against wasting food, but neither me nor my wife were gonna eat that shit. I guess I'm just too fancy for the Midwest, but I have my fucking limits.

>>9019667
>unironically being a grammar nazi
G0 beck 2 plebbit, ur a fagget

>>9019680
>im here to do what i can to annoy
>eurocucks
Im having a great day, ahmed. Im probably gonna get pizza later due to this thread. But, ill be thinking of you the whole time, baby:)

>>9019497
It doesn't matter
None of this matters
Italian """""pizza""""" is a joke compared to a slice of Ray's

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>>9019702
>>9019725
>faggot

Your're posting on a weeb, cooking imageboard.

>>9019747
>calling people grammar nazis when they point out you're a subhuman nigger

>>9019720
It is really fucking easy to make your own pizza. The only ingredient that is "out of normal" for someone to have is the dough which you can just buy from a bakery. Most people have cheese, meats, and sauces in their home already.

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>>9019504
>dego
Come on now

>>9019728
>we already have a board for you faggots to complain about best country
We got two boards now, mah negro
>>>/bant/
>>>/int/

>>9019763
What? You prefer wop? Guinea? Wog? Fuck off I-Tie

>>9019754
>everyone is gay just like me!
I'm sorry you mistakenly thought you were among friends, degenerate freak.

>>9019720
It's not hard, but if you're using fresh mozzarella you need a hotter oven than most folks have to get a good result. Most home ovens top out at 550F, whereas wood fired brick ovens get over 700F easily.
>>9019725
That's for that, Cletus.

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>>9019759
>you're a subhuman nigger
Sure thing, goy

>>9019779
>actually saves a file to prove to random retards online that he isn't black
Jesus dude, you're pathetic. And also a kike. Lmao

>>9019772
>implies others are rednecks
>types "That's for that" as if it's not just word diarrhea

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>>9019747
>ahmed
>America 50% black
>Jewish population only 2.5%
>Israel Biggest ally
>>All white Americans Cut

You cannot make up this level of Cuckoldry.

Funny how all these idiot yanks keep embarassing themselves by arguing over who is what race, when all the Europeans see is a bunch of insecure monkeys throwing shit at oneanother over which country their grandad was too thick to be allowed in...

>>9019767
>damage control

Sorry for making you cry Chad.

>>9019684
Then that implies that cookies are a pasta, as are some cakes. The ingredients that go into making the majority of pastas and the majorities of breads are different enough, that breads wouldn't be considered pastas, just like how pastas aren't considered breads.

>>9019795
>>damage control
Learn what words and phrases mean before shoehorning them into your desperate attempts to find a sense of belonging, Mary.

>>>/lgbt/

>>9019800
>knowing about the Gay board
I've never heard anyone talking about or discussing this board.
>you're Gay, this is Gay, if you do that it's Gay.
Out of the Closet with you.

>>9019781
>he doesnt have tons of files saved to prove retards on 4chan wrong
Sorry, goyim. Better luck next time

>>9019792
>throwing shit at oneanother over which country their grandad was too thick to be allowed in...
You have it backwards... you Europoors are always begging to be let in


>>9019790
>All white Americans Cut
b..but your dick cheese

'HEALTHY' IS A PROPERTY OF DIETS, NOT INDIVIDUAL FOODS

>>9019818
>>knowing about the Gay board
The site as a whole rejoiced at the thought of a mental illness containment board up until we realized it's blue and you disgusting freaks will still keep shitting up every other board with your presence.

It's definitely not as bad for you as chain pizza but I would struggle to call Neapolitan pizza healthy. It's refined flour, a very small serving of vegetables and some cheese. Next to no fiber and not very high in nutrients.

>>9019848
There's no vegetables on a proper Neapolitan.

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>>9019834
>you disgusting freaks
Go onto the Gay Board and tell them how much you hate them, i'm not bothered by your deflection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22VmzX35pvM

Youtube clip 1000% relevent.

>>9019869
I consider tomato to be a vegetable. There's maybe a 1/2 a serving of tomatoes on a Neapolitan.

>>9019878
>i'm
>using deflection wrong
>unfunny ricky gervais
>"if you don't like me it means you're really just like me" irrational argument
It must suck knowing that you're a disgusting queer and you can't even claim to be one of the smart ones.

>>9019880
>I consider tomato to be a vegetable
Everything that is wrong with /ck/.
You fags are clueless.

>>9019906
>look at me, peanuts are a legume, i am educated

>>9019905
Why are you wasting your time trolling a board about food? Don't you have homework to do?

>>9019915
>wage slaves crying about other people having more time than them

>>9019906
Only newfag knowitalls call tomatoes a fruit. Bar trivia in a culinary conversation just shows your immaturity.

>>9019799
are you stupid or blind? ALL kind of dough can be called pasta or impasto, that's how it is, biscuits cake actual pasta or whatever, doesnt matter how different they are

So, originally there was no cheese on pizza, and no basil either.

It was just bread and tomatoes.

Even you Italians can't get it right.

>>9019922
You need to come to terms with the fact that you lost and people are laughing at you right now.

>>9019920
Actually, did you know that scientifically speaking, there's no such thing as a vegetable?

Like the word means nothing.

Everything is a fruit, a tuber, a leaf, etc.

>>9019848
>it's refined flour
that's up to the maker, that's a possibility but it will turn out pretty gum like
many use a middle way flour (dunno how it's called, not integral but not fully refined) so you get at least some benefit

>9019928
too weak to give a (You)

>>9019919
Hardly. Self-employed guy who makes plenty of money rarely working more than 10 hours a week. But at least I post about food here instead of going on and on about my repressed homosexuality.

>>9019929
Christ, you're fun.

>>9019934
Cool story, wage slave. Sucking dick 10 hours a week doesn't mean you're self employed.

>>9019937
not him but it actually does, if it happens

>>9019935
I am, thanks.

Because unlike the autists on this board, the only time I start in with this shit is when I'm trying to irritate my gf.

>>9019922
>ALL kind of dough can be called pasta or impasto, that's how it is, biscuits cake actual pasta or whatever, doesnt matter how different they are
What a great language you got there, Luigi.

>>9019953
>I'm trying to irritate my gf.
You enjoying that 2nd hand pussy?

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>>9019905
Don't shit up this board because you get bullied at School.
This is an Anonymous site, no one gives a shit if your're gay or not but everyone gives a shit about the denialposting as it's fucking annoying.

>>9019953
how can you irritate your hand?

>>9019950
>not him
Then shut the fuck up and stop whiteknighting for another man, fuccboi. Was daddy not around to teach you how to act?

>>9019958
I'm a little unclear on what you mean.

Do you mean she had sex before we met? Or that she's cheating on me?

I don't know what kind of people you've been around, but do you think women like it when you treat them nicely all the time, and never joke around and be a dick?

We call each other niggers, and make fun of each other.

I'm sorry your relationships have been so bland.

>>9019959
>School
>Anonymous
>capitalizing things unnecessarily
Your special needs classes are showing.
>waaaaaaah!
>somebody is shitposting on 4CHAN! :(

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>>9019963
>whiteknighting
>fuccboi

>>>/b/

repressed Homo.

>>9019962
Salt in a cut, stuff like that.

>>9019963
of course he was, im not american

>Italian """"""""""""""""""""pizza""""""""""""""""""""

LOL

>>9019497
You think that thing has less calories than a typical NY pizza? Keks all around.

>>9019972
>of course he was
>proceeds to type like a nigger

>im not american
>pretends anything he says could ever possibly matter

>>9019968
>4CHAN
>:(

You need to go back.

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>>9019974
>LOL

>>9019975
Also I couldn't help but hear the Spider-man 2 game's pizza song and read the OP to the tune of it.

https://youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y

>>9019979
>says the kid reddit spacing his post

>>9019984
>image.jpg
>NORMIE

>>9019994
>reddit spacing

Go back now.

>>9019984
>Of Course I'm An Oldfag, I've Been Here All Summer: The Post

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>mfw a europoor is obsessed near me

>>9019969
this

>>9020008
It's good to see you realize your hypocritical error now. Just imagine how many downvotes you would've gotten on your home site for acting so foolishly.

>>9020019
>look mommy!
>i'm samefagging!

>>9020027
>corrects everyones English
>realize

>downvotes you would've gotten on your home site
>home site

Jesus Christ, just stop.

>>9020048
>>realize
The UK lost the right to be stewards of the language when they hid in their basements during WW2. We run the planet now. We get to decide how English words are spelled now.

I'll stop when you stop reddit spacing.

So precious when itsy bitsy newfag cuckboys from tumblr and reddit come here and don't know posting etiquette so expose themselves immediately.

If you want to post, lurk more you astronomical faggots.

>>9020069
>precious
Homo detected. Post discarded.

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>>9020063
Nice reddit space there you fucking idiot.
Jesus.

>>9020034
>samefagging

Sekret Club poster.

>>9019552
>the base which is basically bread (that still, is pasta)
no it's not
>mozzarella cheese(it isn't real cheese, it is very less fat)
the fuck are you talking about

>>9020080
>image.jpg
>pretending anyone else is a dumb redditor

>>9020063
> We run the planet now
China has no right to dictate English

Nice reddit spacing.

>>9020087
>iOS is Reddit.
Clutching at straws there, anon.

>>9020084
>pointing out that you're autistically samefagging means the person who called you out is a sekret clubhouse poster
You're honestly not intelligent enough to even be here.

>>9020087
He's phone posting you moron.

>>9020090
>china is anything but America's slave labor force who would collectively starve if we stopped letting them make our products for us
Try educating yourself before speaking on international issues. Maybe read "The Grand Chessboard" or something.

>>9020094
>autistically
>samefagging

I'm off to infinity chan, i cannot stand summer in here.

>>9019552
>mozzarella cheese(it isn't real cheese, it is very less fat)
it is cheese and also one of the fattest
also if you make a proper pizza you use fiordilatte and not mozzarella

>>9020091
If you're posting from an iPhaggot device, then you most certainly belong on the site for hipster faggots who are too dumb to compute without handholding and are overly concerned with how others perceive them.
>>9020095
I realize that, you moron. You're obviously trying to participate in a conversation that's over your intellectual pay grade.

>>9020103
>if China called in the Debt America would cease to exist.

Try not being stupid.

>>9020112
That's a lot of sexual insecurity for a pizza to trigger. How do you make it through a day?

>>9020106
>infinity chan
You've got to be a totally autistic edgelord who can't get a date to think going there is a step up.
>i
Oh. You're a nigger. No big loss.

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>>9020112
>If you're posting from an iPhaggot device, then you most certainly belong on the site for hipster faggots who are too dumb to compute without handholding and are overly concerned with how others perceive them.

>>9020116
Chinese own something like 80% of the USA's foreign held debt, which is less than 15% of our total debt. You've overestimated what they're worth to us because you failed to educate yourself like I suggested you should. You failed to do this because you're basically a nigger inside.

>>9020112
>iPhaggot
>hipster faggots
>Sekret Club, again

Who can stop this guy?

>>9020120
>le armchiar psychologist meme routine that everyone who isn't a newfag stopped doing like 7 years ago
Yawn.

>>9020121
>"totally autistic edgelord"

Jesus christ, this is honestly how "people" not from here think posting is conducted here. Just fit as many memes in as you can, right? The 4chan way!

Fucking kill yourself.

>>9020132
>please stop punching my stupid apple product using ass while i'm in a ball on the ground
>i know i don't actually belong here but the thought the community can't get rid of me makes me feel more powerful than i ever actually will be irl

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>>9020130

>>9020139
>reddit spacing
Post discarded.

>ctrl+f "reddit spac"
>6 results

Easiest way to spot a redditor trying to become a ~cool~ channer while distancing themselves from reddit

>>9020166
Nice space there.
Try and avoid them if you're trying to distance yourself from that site while trying to fit in here.
:^)

>>9020142
Your're either a god tier troll or a child.

I think you're a child.

>>9020150
I accept your concession.

>>9020181
>"no u"

Top tier argument. I am le mad! Or I would be, if in actuality I hadn't wasted ten years of my life on this website, a few of which were before reddit was even really a "thing." You can continue trying, though, but don't expect a response.

>>9020203
>I think
Obviously not.

>>9020181
He's right, though. "Reddit spacing" has been a thing on 4chan before Reddit even existed. Anyone that spergs about it is obviously a Redditor trying too hard.

>>9020208
>don't expect a response
Reddit is running away because he doesn't have the stamina to pretend he belongs here anymore.

>>9020208
>don't expect a response
Looks like he already got one.

>>9020222
>i changed the IP on my iphone so i can agree with myself

>>9020208
>ten years
>acts like an edgy newfag

Dear Lord.

Best pizza I ever had was in small pizzeria in Roma where they make an authentic Hawaii Pizza. It's so much better with real guanciale.

>>9020232
le t. le ledditor le lel

>>9020257
Why the fuck would you order pizza in Rome?
Tourists have no clue.

>>9020259
Needs more empty lines between the reply link and the content of the post. Also needs an accompanying image taken on a phone made for fags and retards.

We seriously need to ban ESLs

>>9020257
Roman pizza is it's own little world. It's pretty good, but I definitely prefer Neapolitan.

>>9020266
You still here?
:^)

>>9020281
Why wouldn't I be? This is my thread now.

>>9020232
I don't give a shit about what you two stupid faggots are arguing about, but what I posted is a fact. People have been posting walls of text and formatting their posts every which way since the very beginning. Kill yourself.

>>9020304
Awww. How cute. A little post-2012 babby is pretending he's not the cancer that killed the site. Shut up, kid.

>>9020304
>Kill yourself
Ah, Summer.
Explains it all.

>>9020314
>>9020317
ITT: Two Redditors circlejerk each other.

>>9020286
Glad you've achieved something with your life :-)

>>9020325
>get called out for obviously being new
>n-n-o y-you!~

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>>9020331
Stop trying so hard, Reddit.

>>9020314
Go choke on a bucket of dicks you fucking faggot.

>>9020330
>Glad
No one cares about your emotional state, fag.

>>9020333
>reaction image with text after 2010
>calling others reddit
Choose only one.

>>9020333
Don't you have a trap thread open on /b/ to contribute to?

>>9020336
You cared enough to reply, newfriend.
<3

>>9020343
>too new to even remember the meme

I knew it. Get the fuck off of my 4chan.

>>9020353
>space

>>9020347
I cared about your presumptive nature, not said emotional state. Think before pressing submit next time, dunce.

>bread
>healthy

What are you, an American?

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>>9019497

Fuck off faggot.

If I wanted authentic Italian I'd just suck Romeo's cock all day like you do.

>>9020443
I'm sure you do that anyway.

>>9019645
I'm not the guy who you were arguing with, but calling something pleb food isn't rude if it is. That's like saying calling a fat person fat is rude. It's not. Just because something is pleb food doesn't mean it can't be good.

>>9019761
you can make your own dough real easy

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>>9019505

i love a make a nice a pizza on a nice a bigga big big round ravioli noodle, oh baby do it ok

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>>9020222
kek confirms

>>9020878
The pickles on that really ruined it

After the dust has finally settled, can we confirm that americans are not white?

>>9020222
Yeah, even Moot reddit spaced. That reminds me, does Hiro even post on boards like Moot did?

>>9019915
>>9019959
kys in the name of social justice. do it.

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>>9019497
da fuck is that pansy ass shit? my fucking garlic bread has more cheese on it. any pizza meal with less than 5000 calories isnt true pizza.

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>>9021255

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hi guys don't mind me just coming through

OBSESSED: the thread

>>9021266
Why are american do this,?

>>9021292
That's a Swedish pizza. Kebabpizza. It's got the sauce, cheese, kebab meat, iceberg, tomatoes, cucumbers, pickled spanish peppers, garlic sauce, and fries on it. Some people skip the salad and just have it with fries. Some people just have it with kebab.

>>9019497
pizza is an american invention

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the perfect food does not exi....

>>9019560
nice meme pizza

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PIZZA IS SHIT TIER PEASANT FOOD FOR RETARDED SPAGHETTI NIGGERS JUST LIKE THE DEGENERATED DISGUSTING WHEAT TUBES THEY CALL SPAGHETTI

THE FUTURISTS WERE RIGHT, """"ITALIAN CUISINE""""" MUST BE DESTROYED!

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>>9021363
don't do this to me i miss it so much

>>9019654
Wow you're a faggot. People here hate you this much I think there's no hope for you irl

>>9019543
>Toppers
That pizza makes amazing drunk/hangover food.

>>9019497
I agree OP, my favourite pizza is just a simple but delicious neapolitan. But it's not exactly what I'd call 'healthy'.

>>9022249
>neapolitan
you mean a margerhita.

>>9021292
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