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2017-05-02 08:11:53 Post No.2017625
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 08:11:53 Post No. 2017625 [Report] [View this topic]

>yesterday
>decide to diversify a bit into some shitcoins after doubling my small investment of 900 aud into bitcoin
>grab a bit of golem, ripple, pivx, litecoin, eth and some others
>go to bed
>wake up
>literally every altcoin on the front page of bittrex bar 1 is in the red

top kek lads

i've only lost about 150 bucks because my crypto portfolio is fuck all, but still. /shit timing/ general

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 08:31:55 Post No.2017644
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>>2017625
More like /newfag/ general

Anonymous 2017-05-02 08:47:54 Post No.2017668
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>>2017644
Kek as if it even matters when you invest. No one knows where the fuck anything is going.

Good on you OP, enjoy your future gains and lambos.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 08:59:42 Post No.2017686
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>>2017625
should've invested in me desu m8

Anonymous
2017-05-02 07:35:04 Post No.2017564
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 07:35:04 Post No. 2017564 [Report] [View this topic]

Private equity professional here. You guys are morons, all your silly coins will be worthless in the end. In the real economy, the big tech integrators will create their own currency. Wechat payment is already ubiquitous in china and Amazon can create their own currency. What do you think is harder to build? A massive marketplace with millions of merchants and vendors or building another "bit"currency?

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 07:37:35 Post No.2017570
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>>2017564

What do you think is harder to do?

Create your own currency and make it flawless from scratch? Or build upon the Ethereum network and help create the Internet 2.0?

Think about that.

Really makes you think.

PS buy golem

Anonymous 2017-05-02 07:43:38 Post No.2017580
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>>2017570

Yeah it's too bad your "flawless" currency had almost no merchant transaction value outside drugs and illegal shit. But vendors already have receivables from Amazon. It almost is like money/credit is developed naturally from marketplaces and not hoarded by autists in their buried flashdrives.

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>>2017580

>6 minutes to come up with that reply

saged

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Effects of inevitable BTC dip 2017-05-02 06:19:03 Post No.2017400
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Effects of inevitable BTC dip Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:19:03 Post No. 2017400 [Report] [View this topic]

Now that BTC is flying so high right now, what can we expect when the price dips hard? How will this effect the other cryptocurrencies? Are we going to experience a really turbulent equalization due to mass sells of "altcoins" ? What are your theories? Let's discuss.

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:21:21 Post No.2017406
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>>2017400
The only reason BTC would likely inflate, then drop, is if people liquidate their crypto. BTCs only value as it stands today, is just being the first. Other cryptos do what it does better, but most financial institutions have already established it as the gateway coin, and have only in the last year added ETH and XMR. I won't be sad if btc dies.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:28:19 Post No.2017420
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>>2017406
>most financial institutions have already established it as the gateway coin
This is what I'm referring to. A lot of exchanges primarily refer to the price in BTC. If we saw a sudden drop in the BTC price, wouldn't that make a lot of coins worth more BTC? We'd see a mass sell off happen if I'm not mistaken. I suppose it all depends on the rate at which BTC drops.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:30:01 Post No.2017425
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>>2017400

>price dips hard

We just had the dip a month ago, to 880. This thing isn't stopping anytime soon.

Anonymous
Help with resume 2017-05-02 05:45:13 Post No.2017329
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Help with resume Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:45:13 Post No. 2017329 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /biz/
Need help with my resume.
I will be applying for 911 dispatching at the end of the summer.
My friends dad is high up in the center and he knows the Fire Marshall
My dad is also a lieutenant for the sheriffs
I currently work for a highschool district with special needs children and also a little janitorial subbing for more cash.

This is my resume right now. It obviously sucks I'm not much for words. But if you guys could help me id be willing to drop 5 dollars using pay pal for any really good help.
I really need this job. I about to turn 21 and two years in community college shows that i don't have the intelligence for a degree.
This summer ill be going there two or three days a week working under my friend's dad.
most likely working with one of his callers

I'm patient clearly spoken. I have a calm demeanor. I will be learning Spanish and Vietnamese
anything else you guys need ill be glad to provide it

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:46:43 Post No.2017332
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Ignore that other stuff this is some cheesy resume thing.. i have no idea what im doing honestly

Also i have a certificate from the highschool district basically saying im smart enough to work for them

Certificate of completion academic assessment for paraprofessional

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:15:02 Post No.2017386
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>>2017329
yeah man, so the "question and answer" shit in your resume, gotta go.. it's gotta be declarative, not look like something you copy and pasted out of a questionnaire..
nobody does "objectives" anymore so take that part out.. your resume should just consist of what you did.. do you even need a resume for a 911 job? I thought you would just apply

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:18:47 Post No.2017399
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>>2017332
Most public dispatch centers require you to go through law enforcement level background checks (you will have access to Spillman or one of the other dispatch products) psych evals and testing process for needed skills. Not saying a good resume is needed, but it is 1/10th the process. I'd get a nice fitting suit, make sure you are clean shaven and practice interview questions as well as figuring out how you are going to lie on the detector test because we all know going on 4chan you are a sick freak.

Not joking they will ask questions like-
>ever want to fuck a dog?
>do you have sexual feelings for your dog?
>is it ok to hit a woman?
>ever take anything from work? Are you a theif?

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2017-05-02 05:29:48 Post No.2017300
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:29:48 Post No. 2017300 [Report] [View this topic]

im 24 live with my parents, work fulltime and make 40k a year, have money to invest since i save all my money and don't pay bills. (parents just want me to work everyday on time) i smoke weed and play vidya all day saving me plenty of money. What is best way for a dumbass like me to invest my money since i have no gf/kids or obligations. What do?

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:46:21 Post No.2017331
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:46:21 Post No.2017331 [Report]

buy eth

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:48:02 Post No.2017333
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>>2017300
Put 18K per year into your 401k, investing in a diversified portfolio of low fee index funds and investment grade bonds.

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>>2017333
i don't have a 401k, so i should set that up and set it to highest if paycheck doesn't matter? i figure that's a good start.
>investing in a diversified portfolio of low fee index funds and investment grade bonds.
don't know what that is i'll look into it, i'm new here

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2017-05-02 04:58:11 Post No.2017243
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:58:11 Post No. 2017243 [Report] [View this topic]

JUST

Seriously though this better go back up within a few months. I put all my money into this shit.

It has actual purpose and promise so I'm willing to wait it out but the pajeets running the PR really grind my gears

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:02:07 Post No.2017253
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It's all good senpai.

Just enjoy the ride. They already made a pretty impressive project, now it's just time to hammer home the details and this will be a good exchange.

Pajeets need to fucking go though, holy shit. Nothing against foreigners and desu i think they're arab but whatever race they are they can't speak English or be civil.

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>>2017253
Fuck those shitskins ReeeeeEeeEeEeE

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:10:47 Post No.2017270
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>>2017253
>>2017266
Can you imagine how awesome the Internet would be if we can somehow just omit these street shitters? I can only dream.

Anonymous
2017-05-02 04:53:36 Post No.2017232
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:53:36 Post No. 2017232 [Report] [View this topic]

> HAVE LEFT OVER STUDENT LOAN
> BUY 101.76 ETH @ 83.23
> CURRENT IS $76
> LOST $735

WHAT THE PLUMKIN IS THIS SHIT

IF I WANTED TO LOSE THIS MUCH MONEY I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A GIRLFRIEND WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON!?

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:55:39 Post No.2017236
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>>2017232
Ah, the good ol' buy high sell low strategy
You'll fit right in

Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:56:22 Post No.2017237
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>>2017232
Lesson learned. Stop buying at ATH.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:57:02 Post No.2017239
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>>2017237
How do you know it won't be an all-time high a month from now what if it just keeps going up

Anonymous
2017-05-02 04:42:12 Post No.2017213
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:42:12 Post No. 2017213 [Report] [View this topic]

Nobody on here is rich you cringey stupid fucks lmao

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:53:10 Post No.2017231
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:53:10 Post No.2017231 [Report]

bitbean made me trillionaire stoopid

Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:55:05 Post No.2017233
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:55:05 Post No.2017233 [Report]

>>2017213
>t. that includes you

Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:55:14 Post No.2017235
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>>2017213
not an argument

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2017-05-02 04:40:30 Post No.2017212
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:40:30 Post No. 2017212 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey, I'm New to the stock market. Are mining company's worth it?

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:44:52 Post No.2017219
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:44:52 Post No.2017219 [Report]

no 90% of the time they have nothing. they also overstate their reserves and predictions to fleece shareholders.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:46:34 Post No.2017221
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:46:34 Post No.2017221 [Report]

Okay what we be a good company to start out at?

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:16:45 Post No.2017279
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>>2017212
I would imagine that once space travel technology improves sufficiently, mining company stock value will increase massively due to the virtually limitless supply of valuable resources celestial bodies.

Anonymous
Golem Price Speculation 2017-05-02 04:36:05 Post No.2017200
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Golem Price Speculation Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:36:05 Post No. 2017200 [Report] [View this topic]

So fellow /biz/men, what are your opinions about Golem? You guys think the Price will skyrocket in the near future? Or will it just sit at .2$ forever? Unsure if I should drop abit of money into that coin.

Also: investment strategies, wanna stay close to the "big ones", BTC, LTC, ETH.
And: Should I buy into the ETH dip? Or wait till it hits like 50-60 Bucks?

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:37:37 Post No.2017204
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What's the next Golem as far as tokens connected to ETH blockchain goes? I'm new to Eth and want to catch the next wave.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:38:37 Post No.2017207
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:38:37 Post No.2017207 [Report]

golem vs rlc

Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:49:55 Post No.2017226
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:49:55 Post No.2017226 [Report]

how do you convert ETH to BTC so I can buy XBY

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:14:34 Post No. 2017140 [Report] [View this topic]

Has /biz/ ever considered getting into sperm donation?

I just looked up my city's sperm bank and apparently I can make up to 1500$ a month by whacking off. I could easily reinvest that side money into crypto while I'm in grad school these next few years.

Anyone ever done it before?

The requirements are usually like:
>bachelor's degree or higher
>above 5'9"
>no STDs
> in good health

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:17:55 Post No.2017145
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:17:55 Post No.2017145 [Report]

Lul I'm half an inch too short RIP

Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:18:27 Post No.2017150
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:18:27 Post No.2017150 [Report]

I've thought about it

>6ft
>masters degree
>high IQ
>good job

But the thought of my children being out there and never knowing me, and being raised by some hamplanet whose only hope of reproducing was to go to a sperm bank...

IDK man. Not worth a few bucks for that existential guilt.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:18:31 Post No.2017151
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>tfw too manlet to passive jack off income
>feelsbadman.jpg

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:04:23 Post No. 2017117 [Report] [View this topic]

>AMD

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:05:33 Post No.2017121
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:05:33 Post No.2017121 [Report]

Thank God I sold at 14.00

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>>2017117
Any reason for the fall?

Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:07:26 Post No.2017125
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:07:26 Post No.2017125 [Report]

No clue I just got sick of holding since last January...

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POLONIEX LENDING: USURY EDITION 2017-05-02 03:49:57 Post No.2017093
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POLONIEX LENDING: USURY EDITION Anonymous 2017-05-02 03:49:57 Post No. 2017093 [Report] [View this topic]

You have 10 seconds to explain why you arent lending to idiots risk-free for absolutely huge interest rates.

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 03:51:30 Post No.2017094
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>>2017093
I dont know what you're talking about but that sounds like exactly where I have some of my money invested in; Lendingclub

Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:05:44 Post No.2017122
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:05:44 Post No.2017122 [Report]

Is there any chance of losing your money on this? Also, doesn't PLNX take 15% of it?

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>>2017093
How do I into Jewsury?

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2017-05-02 03:01:21 Post No.2016955
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 03:01:21 Post No. 2016955 [Report] [View this topic]

>if 10 percent of the worlds currency uses ethereum it will reach 180,000 a piece
>Fortune 500 companies use ethereum
>????not buying????

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 03:10:11 Post No.2016977
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 03:10:11 Post No.2016977 [Report]

>180,000 a piece

Please anon, I can only get so erect

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 03:13:22 Post No.2016986 [Report]

>10% of the worlds currency

Do you have any idea how much that would be?
Serious claim for a crypto that's literally used nowhere with no plans of it happening either.

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