>Wake up
>Make $5,000
Pretty good start to the week, gotta say. How you feeling this morning /biz/?
>>3058082
> tfw making a couple hundred is a dream for me
My morning is dreadful anon.
>wake up
>don't own any of those shitcoins except binance
Feels pretty good actually.
>>3058082
>tfw losing money stuck in PAY, OMG an Safex.
maybe this crypto thing is not for me
>18 years old
>mum got fired because shes retarded and can't get another job due to the reason she was fired
>dad unemployed and running out of money
>i bought 80 neo at $5 which was basically all my savings
>my dad wants to give me some money to invest after seeing what happened with neo
What should i invest in to save my family? got like £200
also side topic: someone explain the tax on crypto in the UK thnx
Buy DNT
>>3058090
Dont listen to this idiot. Buy beans
>>3058077
shit larp
go get a job
> want to get into crypto
> have no fucking idea where to start, what to do and what's happening
How do I stop being a stupid low IQ shmuck and get onto the train while it's still in the station?
If you need to ask this question there is no hope for you
Buy a pass
>>3058048
Thanks for being open with me anon and giving it to me straight.
>>3058052
A what
Why is /biz/ only cryptos now? I'm building up my stock portfolio with Vanguard, I have just under 2k in savings and my college is covered by Mommy and Daddy. My portfolio will look something like these stocks and funds:
VGT
VOO
BRK.B
XT
ARKW
VTI
RYT
FBT (?)
In what proportions should I buy? I'm planning on holding for at least five years if not more, and if I lost everything I would be okay. Pls help
Because in this moment in history we can rest assure that ETH and BTC is guaranteed gains. The stock market is hard to beat for most people who aren't patient.
>>3058030
>Because in this moment in history we can rest assure that ETH and BTC is guaranteed gains.
Basically this.
Also that's way too many stocks, OP. Keep a few grand in savings, use the rest to buy a target date fund. See https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
made 8k in my 3 weeks of crypto with 9k of investment
stocks are a meme
>But its the chinese cryptocurrency! China is huge
>No one in the chinese forums is talking about NEO. when they do it's to laugh at us.
>Most buyers are in the US
>Actual chinese do not give two fucks
>repeat NEO has zero presence or interest in china crypto community
>you all just fell for a few paid website articles without doing ANY research
>you all are leading each other off a cliff
>The only people who care about NEO are western speculators falling for 'chinese ethereum' marketing and fake pumped articles
>NEO was just DGB all over again with a better hook.
>no one ever bothered to research
What crypto actual has Chinese presence then? BTM? QTUM?
>crying in my mom's basement I didn't buy when it was 5$
>>3057968
BTM is getting a lot of positive rumors, QTM is led by a guy who changed his name after pulling a scam...
Am I screwed?
>>3057955
maybe
who knows
Might go up higher, but in 3 months time Bitcoin will be worth 95% less.
Question is, do you have enough funds to hold that short without getting liquidated.
>>3058155
Make that 12 months.. this will be a slow squeeze
spoonfeed me what shitcoin to buy, please no memes
>>3057856
IOTA
BNB
NEO
OMG
BAT will have a major release later this week. I have gone all in
>>3057863
All these. Buy and hold. ARK also because of biz_classic
>DGB doing a lot of swings lately
>Volume going up like mad
>Oh shit, might this be a breakout incoming?
>Buy 2BTC worth at 480
>BTC moons
>DGB remains constant against dollar but I lose btc
>Shit it's still alright
>It keeps tanking
>Do some day trading to lower the average buy price progressively to 420
>Now
>Buy in another BTC at 300
>It doesn't FUCKING STOP DROPPING
THE PAIN
IT IS TOO MUCH
WE ARE THE DIGIMARINES
WE ARE THE DIGIMARINES
WE ARE THE DIGIMAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>inb4 einstein didn't actually say this
I don't care
>>3057789
lmao, did the same thing yesterday. never bought DGB before, but 350 sats seemed like the absolute dipping point. i wake up, it's 320.
this coin still has potential though, it's way way undervalued right now.
Where are we now on the meme chart?
>>3057732
gaining media attention
>>3057732
They posted this chart at $300.
Then at $900.
Then at $2100
Then at $3000
Now were at $4000.
Next, we will....?
when we moonin'
>>3057697
patience
marketcap too big already for moon mission. double or 3x tops
Developer said they will release Mercury this week. It will moon then
Gone into freefall
>>3057652
Shaking off weak hands
Great buying point now
>>3057652
cunts fucked, get in OMG
It is severely underbought according to stochastics. Thinking it will go back up to around 190-200 later. 140k seems to be the bottom
BCH has been listed on Poloniex.
WHY it is not shown here: https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/bitcoin-cash/#markets
>>3057642
They probably need some time to update the list.
>>3057642
These massive jews didn't give me BCH for the BTC I lended out during the fork. On Bittrex they specifically told people that they had to pay back BTC and BCH if they borrowed money from someone else.
What happens now to that BCC? Does the lender get it or does polo stuff their bags with it?
I mean, I made more profit lending out BTC for 12 days with 4% daily interest than I would have with selling BCC right now but still this makes me mad.
>>3057862
So you consider yourself just a light-weight Jew?
>today is the day
Last chance to jump on the ripple money train before the announcement
>>3057598
Already bought 1 week ago. I'm expecting this shit to break out of the meme triangle in a few days.
You aren't larping about that reddit oracle are you. "The announcement" has been coming for months.
It's quite possible it continues to slide to 3k sats range
What time is the announcement at?
The vote is over, DNT is coming to Bittrex with the next week. It is slowly increasing but once we hit the big exchanges this thing is gonna explode.
At the moment most anons don't know how to purchase it.
>Go to etherdelta.github.io
>Import your Ethereum private key with ETH on it
>Deposit
>Buy DNT
>Withdraw
Then wait for bittrex, send to bittrex account, be rich.
Godspeed anons. I'm in balls deep.
>>3057591
>bought 20k at 1500 sats
i might've missed neo, but i won't miss this.
>>3057591
>DNT is coming to Bittrex with the next week.
Source?
>>3057591
or just use the metamask extension
WE
ARE
should have bought IOTA.
DIGILATRINES