Had my dick sucked by a guy for the first time when I was 14 (21 now) we sucked each other off for the next 2 years following that. I've been craving a cock ever since but I always pussy out when I muster up the courage to hit on a cute guy at my college that I know is gay. Post dick pics pls
>>722257932
guy I know has offered to suck my dick a lot but I always say no, did you ever regret it or was it worth it?
Stats thread faggots, post em.
>Gender
>Height
>Weight
>Dick size
>Job
>Education
>Money
>Virginity status
>Relationship status
>Friends
>Housing
>Transportation
You have 60 seconds to reply faggots.
Also, dubs.
>Gender: Male
>Height: 5'9
>Weight: 11 stone
>Dick size: 6 inches
>Job: Student
>Education: BSc Psychology
>Money: £400 is all I have
>Virginity status: Lost at 17
>Relationship status: Single but I sleep around a lot
>Friends: Few best friends but too many casuals to count
>Housing: Student accommodation/parents house
>Transportation: I walk to keep fit but I mean to start driving soon
>Gender: female
>Height: 5'3
>Weight: 240 pounds
>Dick size: got a vag
>Job: elderly care home worker
>Education: high school
>Money: £3000 saved
>Virginity status: not a virgin
>Relationship status: married
>Friends: only have a small circle
>Housing: rented house
>Transportation: drive
>Gender: Male
>Height: 1. 96m
>Weight: 83 kg
>Dick size: 19 cm
>Job: in school atm, worked as a babysitter and a factory worker
>Education: in progress
>Money: basically none
>Virginity status: working on it
>Relationship status: working on it
>Friends: solid group of 7-8 guys who are very close, 20 if you count people i actually hang out with
>Housing: at home, gonna move after the summer
>Transportation: car
How do I get an escort for the first time?
A real one, not the car like pic related you fuck-o.
Hooker stories and strategies thread, bonus points for first-time stories and first-time tips
Quads gets more pictures of cars
>>722261050
i think you just drive to your local red light district or something i don't know
>yfw chris-chan picked up an escort driving a ford escort station wagon
>>722261050
Escort like the car?
>>722262623
no you dumb ingger
What the fuck happened to rock music?
>>722259457
It went downhill ever since Nirvana got popular.
It seems to me at some point people will run out of good original material. Maybe it already happened... maybe that's why all music in general is worse now.
what are original lyrics by singer/songwriter
Be honest /b/.
Is it wrong to start grabbing my girlfriend's mom's ass when I hug her?
She already flirts with me a lot so I am considering teasing her by feeling her up.
>>722261723
not at all. most animals in the animal kingdom practice polygamy
Short answer: don't.
Long answer. The fuck is wrong with you. How do you think that in anyway possible that it's a good idea to grab your girlfriend's mom's ass? Maybe you are misinterpreting her kindness as flirting. Don't ruin what you have with your girlfriend. You stupid fucking faggot. You know how bad things could go if she's not feeling the same way you do.... Real bad. I'm talking about restraining orders and charges bad... Don't be stupid.
>>722262051
Oh yeah. But even animals don't fuck animals from other genus.
>racemixing is worse than being on a level of an animal.
any good?
>>722261588
let see moar, i like red nails
Would You fuck my GF?
How?
I'd have to cure the polio first
>>722263008
more?
> hides own face but not the girls. Nice meme, going to find her and tell her ;)
You must post in this thread if you have fapped to her
>>722260750
Wasted so much semon to her picture sets as a teen.
I'm browsing from Mimi
Oh ok, thanks.
>>722263142
Cool
im browsing from the paid edition of mimi (ad free)
Guess her name and I'll post her fb
>>722261889
Sara(h)?
steve
>>722261889
>misty
ITT: We are in an office.
>>722261198
Man it's hot in here
>>722261198
Does anyone know who to file a supply order form with. We are all outta condoms in the men's bathroom vending machine.
Frank in Accounting
https://youtu.be/igtIJbrXgl0?t=56s
Post your names and I'll send you my tits.
mystroohd
Mkrl1234
negusmikie
Small cocks
>>722260400
Mine
Alright nigger faggots, there's a cuck on twitter, by the handle of @TCABxl, y'all gotta fuck his notifications right the fuck up
>>722263145
You need to crawl back into your mothers anus. Newfag.
NYPA
>>722263145
NYPA
ohai /b/
So I took my car to this guy...this painter guy, and I was like "Hey man, can you paint some of those cool flames onto the side of my car and shit to make it look racy and shit?"
He was like "flames?"
I was like "Yeah man, flames...you know, like to make it look racy...hot, you know?"
He was like "Flames...you want flames on your fucking car....Right...Okay...get the fuck outta here and come back like in a week and I'll paint your car and shit...Flames, right?"
I was like "Yeah man! Flames!"
Okay so like a week goes by and he calls me and he's like "okay come get your fuckin car already, its done."
Whaddaya think?
>>722262618
Apart from the newfag who made the post, it's decent. Generally I don't like flames on cars, and that included this, but compared to most flame jobs this is exceptional, don't squander this guy's talent on fire, think of something creative.
This isn't your car, gtfo lying sack of aids