Be honest /b/. Is it wrong to start grabbing my girlfriend's

>>722261723
not at all. most animals in the animal kingdom practice polygamy

Short answer: don't.

Long answer. The fuck is wrong with you. How do you think that in anyway possible that it's a good idea to grab your girlfriend's mom's ass? Maybe you are misinterpreting her kindness as flirting. Don't ruin what you have with your girlfriend. You stupid fucking faggot. You know how bad things could go if she's not feeling the same way you do.... Real bad. I'm talking about restraining orders and charges bad... Don't be stupid.

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>>722262051
Oh yeah. But even animals don't fuck animals from other genus.
>racemixing is worse than being on a level of an animal.

>>722262286
this.
grow up kid. this website is obviously poisoning your mind if you think this is a good idea

>>722261723

If she's keen, definitely go for it. Win win, all around.

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>>722262286
Are you fucking kidding right now
What's wrong with a simple squeeze?

Me and her have been alone in the car together and she kept complaining about how tight her bra was and talking about her tits nonstop.
She's also come out to talk to me in a slightly see through top with no bra on with her nipples exposed to me, and has had a few suggestive conversations with me on top of that.

>ITT angry husband's who are afraid of being cucked by their daughter's boyfriend.

>>722262368
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>>722262962

You'd be mad not to give it a try.

>>722261723
Maybe don't start off with a full on grab of her ass, but maybe just enough that could be an accident and see how she reacts.

Of course you fuckin go for it these faggots are white knights give her ass a good grip. Any pics of her?

>>722262962
Oh doon't worry
When you hug squat a bit and get ur whole body making contact with her and grab that ass

>>722261723

Not only should you do it, you are now morally obligated to have to do it.

>>722261723

I would say go for it. Give it a try. If she's keen then bonus.

If she's not, then she'll let you know. If she thinks you're good for her daughter (which may take a hit if you try what you're suggesting), then she'll rebuff you but keep it quiet.

You didn't mention her age or her relationship status. Married? divorced? widowed?

If she's over 50 then she won't squeal.

Most Milfs are desperate for the attention and will feel flattered that you find her desirable still. Let's see a pic anon.

>>722264444
Check'd

Please post pics tho

>>722261723
Lurking

>>722261723
Well now you have to show everyone

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>>722264061

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>>722265203
do it faggot

>>722262592
>>722262286
>these pussies

grab that ass and make it yours OP

post her

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>>722264075
She kinda resembles this

Middle aged man here. Been around here is my advice. Go for it.

You'll regret not fucking her more than you'll regret fucking her. If you luck out you'll be able to compare how they both are in bed and laugh at it 20 years later when you've settled down. If she shoots you down you can lie about it to your gf and see how that plays out - odds are the mom won't bring it up, unless you rape her.

>>722263233
jej

>>722265203
How could you not grab her ass firmly holy fuck what's wrong with you?

>>722261723
go for it

what's with all the faggots on /b/ now?

Of course grab her ass, grab her ass and push her into your boner.

Works everytime.

>>722262962
i dont know what the other anon is talking about with restraining orders and shit. literally worst case scenario she goes wtf stop and youre like oh shit sorry haha

awkward for like 10 min then she probably forgets about it, especially if this shit has been going on

Compliment the mother ofTen. Lay the groundwork for when you get dumped. Then show up make a move and long pole the mother.

Post more pics. Preferably of her ass

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>>722264444

check'd

>>722265441
as in her tits are THAT big????

>>722265634
Might start off with a soft little grab just to see how she reacts then go from there.

You're a man right OP? and men take what they want, don't they? Go for it OP, in the name of all that is /b/

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>>722265835
I just meant I would do I quick sleight of hand over her hips/ass at first and see how she responds.
If she likes it and acts cute with me like she usually does(she usually follows me around when I'm at her house, giggling with me and wanting to talk and interact) I will go for a better and more noticeable squeeze next time.
I figure it is just harmless flirting, I just can't take her acting sexy with me for the past 5 years and not try to see how she responds to me groping her at least once in our lives.
People always say her and my girlfriend look more like sisters than mother and daughter, so maybe that is why I have such a strong inclination to feel her body

>>722261723
Do it fag.

>>722265946
this

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>>722266027
Yeah she's got very nice big tits like this.

>>722266615
go all in grope her ass from behind with your dick with a boner

>>722266615
go for the lower back, half ass half back. If she goes for it then go out to the shed and grab a shovel, hit your gf across the head and bury her, become new alpha male of the pack.

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>>722266615
when you go for a hug, make the motion to go below so she has to put her arms around your neck, and as you pull away just slide you hands down her back and graze her ass and finish with the hips. its all one motion and it is totally harmless and will let you know whether or not she responds positively to it, because that might be exactly what shes been expecting you to do and then boom, shes into it.

and you say you've been dating your gf for 5 years??

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>>722262368
>england
>race mixing

m8 we england now white boi, england will be brown like the curry we so love.

ey anon,

been there done this. i can help. not bs.

basically lived w/ my gf of 4 years for the last 3 years, her mom in the last year seemed to be more 'open' about subjects. i fell in the shower one day when she was home alone w/ me and she ran in.

she made an awkward joke about her daughter being lucky. let me know what i can do to help.

i would 'accidentally' show her somehow. dont be autistic.

>>722267230
this OP

>>722262962
>>722261723

you idiot shes testing you to see if you're worthy of her daughter or not. Same shit happened to me, I saw through it though and she told me later what she was trying to do.

>>722267747
That was her covering for the fact that she was a pervert and wanted young dick.

>>722267230
I 2nd this gentlemans motion.

Make sure you get close enough so she feels your chub, too

>>722267230
This guy knows some shit, I'd listen to this guy. That way if it is a trap you never really did nothing

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OP start with a little hip touch like your kind if dancing. (make her move her hips side to side)
after while try the hip bump as if your doing the "bump" dance. make her bump her booty and hips. your pseudo dancing will be the ticket to that pussy. make her dance. when youre alone with her try the dance move move, maybe with a little joke thrown in like "we should be dance partners like on dancing with the stars, you've got the moves" make her shake that ass for you. Always compliment her on her looks. Be receptive, if she's feeling like shit, cheer her up but dont ver do it and keep the eye contact normal, not sexual. afer a while she'll feel more open because you two have a somewhat intimate relationship with the dancing and the feels. women not getting attention will eat this shit up. Is the mother married? single or dating? dropping in at unannounced times will open the window of opportunity.

good luck anon. this has worked for me 4 times.

>>722266615
Stop posting that cow