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Friends you'd fuck

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Feelz Thread

It's been 4 months since my Ex and I broke up and she seduced and moved in with my friend she barely knew the same day. He's 20 years older than her and could be her dad. A lonely betafag. An easy mark for her I did more for her than any human being has ever done for me. She was mentally and phyically abusive but I stayed with her because I loved her. But nothing she did was nearly as bad as her showing her true colors after we broke up. I've tried to do all the right things to heal and get over her, but she still haunts me. Everyday I think of her while trying me best not too.
Never for in love with someone with narcissistic personality disorder. No matter what you do for them they will never appreciate it. They will never see how abusive they are because the lack the ability to have empathy. They will mind fuck you and leave you damaged and alone.

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Zebra/horse cock

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How an autismo gets famous:

>On school trip
>Trying to Pee
>Whole class comes and stares at me
>Literally REEEE'd (I didnt even know 4chan at the time)
>Ran through the whole forest, climb on a 1m tall tree (actually the one in the picture)
>Cries
>Whole school looking at me on that mini tree
>REEEEE one more time
>Teachers trying to get me down there
>Comes down, Runs away
>Sonic.gif
>60+ y/o teacher catches up
>Tries to hold me
>Free Myself by Tard-Slapping her arm
>She sits down to call my Parents
>Ca. 200m away from other students, aperantly it looked like i knocked her down
>Ride next bus home


I am famous in my Village now, 4 Generations know my name and face, thats over 1000 people...
More of how I got famous?

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ITT post qt trannies with tiny clitties!

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Asian One-piece thread

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I'm super fucking high, and horny. Looking for a playmate. Kik me for more photos if you want to have some fun ;) kik: br4z3nbu11

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What is your plan for Valentine's day? I'm just gonna go play some LOL or something

>Being dissapointed at yourself
>Having no one to pass valentines day with.
>Only friends are those you have for LAN parties
>They have gfs/bfs
>End up fapping and playing Re4 before hanging myself.

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>Tonight Chad took me out for "bro's night" cause i overheard mommy telling him to
>Mommy said I needed male bonding and that she wanted Chad to take more of a father figure role
>It wasn't until we were in the car that Chad dropped the bomb that we weren't going to Wendies but to a new restaurant, Chad's favorite restaurant
>I reeee'd and stamped my feet and punched the dash. Chad told me to shut the fuck up or he would kick me out of his car and leave me in the snow
>I didn't bring any shoes, and I was really hungry from all my reee, so I decided to humor Chad until tendies were delivered
>I slide the back of my sweatpants down and made a little poo smear on Chad's cloth seat
>It was dark, so Chad had no idea my 300lbs+ was permanently grinding the runny poo deep into his car upholstery
>Chad rolled down the window and told me to stop farting in his car
>As we pulled into the restaurant parking lot i saw it was called Hooters
>Not a good sign. Tendies come from chickens, not owls
>"Order me my tendies", I told Chad
>Chad said he would also order me a beer too since I was over 30 but I said "no, choccy milk".
>He told me the don't have choccy milk so i reee'd a weak little reeee cause I was extremely famished and anyway they had Mountain Dew. Maybe this place wasn't too bad.
>WRONG.
>The tendies promised weren't tendies at all. THEY HAD BONES!
>I flung the nasty bonies and began to reeee and reeee harder than I had ever ree'd that night
>"I WANT TENDIES! I WANT TENDIES! I WANT TENDIES!"
>"TAKE ME TO WENDY'S NOW OR I'LL TELL MOMMY YOU TOOK ME TO A STRIP CLUB!"
>Someone said "Get him out of here. He stinks like shit and he's not wearing any shoes"
>They were talking about Chad, but Chad was wearing shoes. Even the people at this restaurant were stupid
>Chad put me in the back seat and took me home, but not after going through the Wendy's drive through
>Checkmate. eating my tendies right now as I type this and I can hear mommy and Chad yelling at each other upstairs

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About halfway through masturbation, please post something super sexy for me to nut on because imma bust

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post 10/10s

literal 10/10s

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>>722286825
mods?

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John Oliver tells it like it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xecEV4dSAXE

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<3.....

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Post the age you lost your virginity at and how you lost it

I'll start
>24
>paid a hooker cause I'm an autistic Virgin loser